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  • @dracothephantomknight812
    @dracothephantomknight812 2 роки тому +750

    I'm becoming more and more convinced these two have just straight up slept together at this point lmao

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +218

      If they did the Noombas would have celebrated

    • @Sisidiehebwi
      @Sisidiehebwi 2 роки тому +21

      theres no way they havent

    • @richardg-z9m
      @richardg-z9m 2 роки тому +11

      if not, they are well in the way to

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 2 роки тому

      Every vtuber has probably slept with each other.

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 2 роки тому +41

      if one day Bao or Numi just up and admitted they've been low key sleeping with each other i don't think anyone would be surprised

  • @LaZy_Tuna
    @LaZy_Tuna 2 роки тому +714

    So Bao does doors Numi does walls and pillows and Yuzu goes to Paris what a group

  • @NeuronActivation
    @NeuronActivation 2 роки тому +526

    Bao: "You know what else you could get with 70 dollars? An electric toothbrush"
    To brush your teeth with right? RIGHT?

    • @shadowsib6949
      @shadowsib6949 2 роки тому +60

      Today... We are sad to inform...
      That this day, our beloved @Neuron Activation has...
      Lost their innocence...
      We come together to mourn this tragic loss, for we have lost something, that can never be returned...
      No, not for brushing your teeth...

    • @capperbuns
      @capperbuns 2 роки тому +22

      @@shadowsib6949 saddest anime deaths

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +65

      Not sure about teeth, but definitely the Iips XDDD

    • @Mastermind8908
      @Mastermind8908 2 роки тому +6

      @@RoachChan 🤣🤣

    • @itsjoshh
      @itsjoshh 2 роки тому +5

      @@RoachChan which lips O_O

  • @TazutoVtuber
    @TazutoVtuber 2 роки тому +77

    "Historians would say they were really good friends."

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 роки тому +223

    I feel weirdly validated now that I know i’m not the only one to look at a doorknob in THAT way 😂😂😅😅

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +53

      Can you recommend me a doorknob? XD

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 2 роки тому +12

      Is like that infamous joke scp

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 2 роки тому +8

      @@MDG-mykys Hwat?! I’m afraid to ask what scp could be related to this O,O

    • @MDG-mykys
      @MDG-mykys 2 роки тому +15

      @@leahl5007 There was a joke scp (a joke scp is an ironic scp that doesn't fit any canon or lore) about a doorknob that everyone found sexually attractive.
      After the last big political split of the wiki, this scp got rewritten as a completely normal doorknob. A funny inside joke if you know the story.

    • @Medic99z
      @Medic99z 2 роки тому +7

      My second week in the army as a medic we had a 5ft tall girl get dared to back herself up onto a doorknob. She did it, lost her balance, and got stuck. Needed a bunch of stitches from what I heard

  • @abysmalinsomniac6418
    @abysmalinsomniac6418 2 роки тому +213

    Numi out here judging bao for losing nnn to her door. Not like numi uses plums,walls,doors,electrical toothbrushes,"toys", and anything else within a 30 radius to her room.

  • @Vampirialsin
    @Vampirialsin 2 роки тому +43

    my favorite part is that those toys have had that sync function for years (like 4) but no one knew about it till they posted the vid on twitter XD

  • @RoachChan
    @RoachChan  2 роки тому +12

    I had a little too much fun making the thumbnail.
    Like and subscribe!

  • @capperbuns
    @capperbuns 2 роки тому +58

    This new Bao haircut is making me act up. I am weak to hair.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +5

      It does indeed look good

  • @love-hammer
    @love-hammer 2 роки тому +18

    Bless you, roach. Always finding the best food.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +5

      Thanks. Great username by the way

  • @Yohtoh
    @Yohtoh 2 роки тому +28

    History said they were really good friends. But the truth is... much more complicated.

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 2 роки тому +2

      One is in debt with the mafia and the other is a failing mafioso one mistake away from concrete shoes in the ocean.

  • @MissingMew
    @MissingMew 2 роки тому +36

    this scenerio reminded me of that one fanfic bao and numi read together on ao3, title was battle bros or something similar.
    gives "hardware acceleration" a whole new meaning. also wireless eggs

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +9

      The hardware do be accelerating

  • @Verrisin
    @Verrisin 2 роки тому +13

    yo, imagine the stream where they control each other's ... and just play around, pretending nothing's happening. Nobody will find out, only they will know ... that's pretty hot!

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 2 роки тому +59

    6 successful years and Boa is going to make Numi lose for sure. Damn, this stream got racy and I love just this clip alone. I picked up a lot of "egg" talk there. Melody is going to have guests on her "show" at this rate.

  • @billgoat11
    @billgoat11 2 роки тому +74

    Damn why that door knob looking kinda fine. also Gotta keep your friends updated when your doing that dental Hygiene!

  • @LynnetteJJW
    @LynnetteJJW 2 роки тому +7

    Yep. Called it: “one suggestion away from an shlick stream, or closed ‘finishing contest’ “

  • @lokthama1
    @lokthama1 2 роки тому +9

    Historians will look back and say they were really close friends

  • @RiviaWolf
    @RiviaWolf Рік тому

    Roach, you're freaking thumbnails are the best, my guy.

  • @Mastermind8908
    @Mastermind8908 2 роки тому +8

    0:14 "How it feels to chew 5 Gum."
    Someone needs to edit this. 🤣

  • @wolfman69666
    @wolfman69666 2 роки тому +19

    Love this girls they are sooo funny.

  • @RTek1986
    @RTek1986 2 роки тому +1

    "A Whale's Door Has A Knob On The Front" - vtuber drinking song, circa 2020s, apparently

  • @robertpalmer9531
    @robertpalmer9531 2 роки тому +12

    Bao has already done a fantastic job at Non-stop Nut November.

  • @Two_Names
    @Two_Names 2 роки тому +8

    That pause. 🤣

  • @jacksc9855
    @jacksc9855 2 роки тому +10

    This conversation’s so high-IQ, it’s making my head hurt

  • @Dracongard
    @Dracongard 2 роки тому +2

    That whole conversation I was quiet as fck.

  • @thunderflare59
    @thunderflare59 9 місяців тому

    ""How have you lost?"
    It's Bao! What did you expect?

  • @WanderingRagabond
    @WanderingRagabond Рік тому

    "Send me the link so I know to steer clear from it"
    SUUUUUURE JAN

  • @somebloke.
    @somebloke. 6 місяців тому

    This is a lot funnier if you pretend it's about an actual normal use toothbrush

  • @zek8065
    @zek8065 2 роки тому +10

    I’m trying not to laugh my ass off at work 🦞🦞

  • @kodiakgrizzly5572
    @kodiakgrizzly5572 2 роки тому +7

    For any wondering, clearly lovense products. Max 2 and it's insertable partner. I know, cuz reasons.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +1

      Not sure about teeth, but definitely the lips XD

  • @polkalamypekopeko2969
    @polkalamypekopeko2969 2 роки тому +3

    i just learned to chew 8 mint and give cunnylingus after BAO would scream for doorknobs

  • @Adromelk
    @Adromelk 2 роки тому +15

    >Give me your Bluetooth code
    Bruh...do not wear those during stream. you will get busted IMMEDIATELY.
    Bao will be the one to give it away. Numi would try and hide it and fail.

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +7

      Sounds about right, but on the bright side, its only a 1 week ban

  • @3pleblow
    @3pleblow 2 роки тому +1

    Those BT codes cuz they're very good friends.

  • @ats7K94i
    @ats7K94i 2 роки тому +3

    Somehow… I understand that convo, perfectly, which is weird

  • @nyx-tw3su
    @nyx-tw3su 2 роки тому +1

    just gals being pals. and they were roomates, everyone.

  • @IghorWho
    @IghorWho 2 роки тому +6

    i would watch that stream.... for research

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +5

      It might be a future stream, you never know. Watch every stream just in case!

  • @SebDystic
    @SebDystic 2 роки тому

    Me: *slowly backing out of what’s going on* “okkkkaaay”

  • @Freakincident
    @Freakincident 11 місяців тому

    Dual CB stream would go WILD, breaking new ground XD

  • @S7E_Siriel-Privat
    @S7E_Siriel-Privat 2 роки тому +2

    *throatclear
    ...
    AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @NeroTheBoop
    @NeroTheBoop 2 роки тому +4

    NNN do be really hitting hard😂

  • @Endermeme
    @Endermeme Рік тому

    These to say the most out of pocket shit imaginable when they are together
    I mean, I’m all for being open, but damn

  • @forestllwong4789
    @forestllwong4789 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you, I'm not touching doorknobs for the next three months...

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому

      Especially not the long ones

    • @dscrye
      @dscrye 2 роки тому +1

      Doorknobs are generally some of the filthiest things in any given place. When's the last time you cleaned a doorknob?

    • @forestllwong4789
      @forestllwong4789 2 роки тому

      @@dscrye I cleaned my room every Saturday, so... two days ago...

  • @vayllonyx5360
    @vayllonyx5360 2 роки тому +4

    haven’t… haven’t they read this fanfic to us already lol…

  • @lostnemesis
    @lostnemesis 2 роки тому +15

    If I may ask broseph can I have that thumbnail just as a wallpaper? 😂 But Jesus Christ I was waiting for the day a story of them going to a shop of that variety and who it would be with 🤣

    • @baxter22071990
      @baxter22071990 2 роки тому +2

      I second this request

    • @FaySmash
      @FaySmash 2 роки тому +1

      i3.ytimg.com/vi/TL1ACFETLiU/maxresdefault.jpg

    • @baxter22071990
      @baxter22071990 2 роки тому

      @@FaySmash ty 💙

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +4

      Send me an email (its in the about tab) and I'll send you the un-censored one

  • @haydenTenno-
    @haydenTenno- 11 місяців тому

    I feel like sometimes they forget they’re streaming

  • @muaries12
    @muaries12 2 роки тому +3

    CB stream lets go!

  • @autohmae
    @autohmae 10 місяців тому

    "Steam code"
    Yeah, steamy alright.

  • @courtspower2639
    @courtspower2639 2 роки тому +1

    Oh my lord
    …. Yes

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
    Omg im dying!!
    Steam Codes Guys! 😂

  • @ken424242
    @ken424242 2 роки тому

    🐟
    *fish jumpscare*

  • @sonicplys64
    @sonicplys64 2 роки тому

    Of course they do

  • @gercey3314
    @gercey3314 2 роки тому

    im sure melody has room for 2 more

  • @djayred
    @djayred 2 роки тому +1

    And they were roommates

  • @phantomham2749
    @phantomham2749 2 роки тому

    So the pharmacy and Vaseline. Also going strong day 6

  • @Demon-Lord_206
    @Demon-Lord_206 2 роки тому

    I wonder if they tried the Extreme products in the nude store

  • @SeiReiJoku
    @SeiReiJoku 2 роки тому +1

    "if you know YOU know"? Did they just lowkey confirm accounts on "other places"? Homies are wildin.

  • @foopygoopy1860
    @foopygoopy1860 2 роки тому +7

    Numi please... I'll take the code 🙏

  • @undead_corsair
    @undead_corsair 2 роки тому

    Interesting friendship.

  • @ButteryShampoo
    @ButteryShampoo 2 роки тому

    Oh, oh no

  • @sneakysquirrel1990
    @sneakysquirrel1990 2 роки тому +1

    Lovense stock through the roof lol

  • @devidevil888
    @devidevil888 2 роки тому +1

    How it feels to chew 5gum

  • @MDG-mykys
    @MDG-mykys 2 роки тому +1

    I'm confused about their toothbrush usage.

  • @billdonaldson7546
    @billdonaldson7546 2 роки тому +2

    Yea right game code.

  • @someguyswholikesvtubers8864
    @someguyswholikesvtubers8864 2 роки тому

    Stream was nice.

  • @Circ00mspice
    @Circ00mspice 2 роки тому +2

    I should apply for a job at a sex shop just for my own amusement

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +1

      Go ahead! They might not pay great though, after all its still retail

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 2 роки тому +1

      @@RoachChan You had to remind me it's a retail job still. *Cue Caretaker*💀

    • @unluckystaravia2352
      @unluckystaravia2352 2 роки тому +2

      @@Circ00mspice Imagine dealing with a Karen at a sex store
      "Uhm my vibrator was not satisfactory and I DEMAND a refund."
      "Miss we don't offer refunds."
      "Well you won't see any more buisness from me."
      "Good."

  • @angelmaxxx
    @angelmaxxx 2 роки тому +5

    What stream is this?

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +1

      This one: w w w.twitch .tv/videos/1642767925?filter=archives&sort=time

  • @RedElectrik
    @RedElectrik 2 роки тому +4

    I have no idea if this is a bit or they are dating

  • @zcubeDbz
    @zcubeDbz 2 роки тому

    MOGAR!

  • @dray3127
    @dray3127 2 роки тому

    Yeah... Lost the second day too....

  • @phantom3969
    @phantom3969 2 роки тому +5

    ...
    waaaait a second...
    are those two dating? i know Numi is bi, but idk about Bao... but like, this doesn't sound like a "normal friendship"

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  2 роки тому +1

      They are just girls being pals XD

    • @SheffiTB
      @SheffiTB 2 роки тому +4

      I believe all 3 of bao, numi and yuzu are bi, and they at the very least have the weirdest and most intense sexual tension I have ever even heard of in a friend group.

  • @eeyorepage4215
    @eeyorepage4215 2 роки тому

    Bao is not the master of her domain

  • @mrjay8472
    @mrjay8472 2 роки тому +2

    I know what the code is for! 😏

  • @Starvaze
    @Starvaze 2 роки тому

    Ok at this point I'm starting to think bao and numi are dating

  • @faintduch6630
    @faintduch6630 2 роки тому +5

    Blu-tooth code... holy shit I have been on the internet way too much
    Also the fact I can’t tell if they’re joking or not is... concerning?

  • @theinfamous1449
    @theinfamous1449 2 роки тому +2

    There’s some things you never do with other people…..this is one of them

    • @Brainfryde
      @Brainfryde 2 роки тому

      have you ever met two women talk about sex? Not much they won't do in a group :p Half of them will watch each other have sex with others and treat it like watching an episode of Attack on Titan. They never confess of course, but they will compare notes afterword...

  • @jehoiakimelidoronila5450
    @jehoiakimelidoronila5450 Рік тому

    What's the thumbnail tho?...

    • @RoachChan
      @RoachChan  Рік тому

      A visual rendition of the video's contents

  • @mollytov2325
    @mollytov2325 Рік тому

    exchange toys?

  • @Mrshoujo
    @Mrshoujo 2 роки тому

    Numi has 11 Bionicles??

  • @TheBakerZen
    @TheBakerZen 2 роки тому +4

    This shit is allowed on twitch but a vtuber model gets banned.

    • @notmo.
      @notmo. 2 роки тому +2

      friendly reminder that we have an official category called hot tub there

    • @Blackbirdone11
      @Blackbirdone11 2 роки тому

      Sex talk is allowed. Porn is not. Simple. A vtube model with hentai tits and mega ass gets banned. I dont see a problem with that.

  • @KWifler
    @KWifler 2 роки тому +1

    OMG a girl who can't get through NNN sounds so hot to me. 🔥😳

  • @dragonlord1030
    @dragonlord1030 Рік тому

    Girl, I love women haha 💖

  • @Redwin34
    @Redwin34 Рік тому

    These two make the cutest lesbian couple.

  • @Luchingador
    @Luchingador Рік тому

    Is everyone a coomer now?

  • @goodman854
    @goodman854 2 роки тому

    LOL

  • @Yalknowange
    @Yalknowange Рік тому

    Ayo!?

  • @nikik5567
    @nikik5567 2 роки тому +1

    Roach…I love ur work. But goddamn u have to deal with some down bad shit.

  • @FlintTD
    @FlintTD 2 роки тому +1

    So, these two are just actually dating now, yeah?

    • @anelbegic2780
      @anelbegic2780 2 роки тому

      At this point I would not be suprised, they act like an old married couple and even kissed. They are women though and it does tend to happen among even the straightest of girls so it could juat be experimentation on Bao's end, Numi does not count for obious reasons..

    • @derbyjr
      @derbyjr 2 роки тому +1

      @@anelbegic2780 well we know Numi is at least bi because of how *thirsty* she gets

  • @yukiii9893
    @yukiii9893 2 роки тому +7

    Rumour going around that yuzu has covid?

    • @BknMoonStudios
      @BknMoonStudios 2 роки тому

      Nah, I think it's surgery.
      Covid puts you down for 2-3 weeks.
      She's on break for 2 months.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad 2 роки тому +9

      What? She has something to be sure, thats why shes taking the couple months off, but it's definitely not covid.

    • @TipoIrritable
      @TipoIrritable 2 роки тому +3

      @@Santisima_Trinidad 1-2 months

    • @NeuronActivation
      @NeuronActivation 2 роки тому +10

      If I rememeber correctly its not covid but some other medical issue so she'll be absent for a couple months.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 2 роки тому +6

      @@NeuronActivation noomed too hard

  • @shayne.7770
    @shayne.7770 2 роки тому +1

    Wow *that was gay*

  • @Tryagain681
    @Tryagain681 2 роки тому +1

    O we know...we know

  • @Noooiiiissseee
    @Noooiiiissseee 2 роки тому +2

    S T E A M C O D E S B R O