Accidentally switched colors around from 2:55-3:53... I even checked the video like 4 times before uploading it... Promise not to release 3am subs in the future anymore
It's okay, making subtitles seriously isn't as easy as subbers make it out to be. One time I had to sub Full Metal Jacket to spanish and I wanted to kill myself halfway through. Respects for your work, mate. Slips like this are fine if you don't catch them.
@@uteriel282 Just like Mithridates VI the Great (the King of Pontus from 120 to 63 BC). The practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts is called Mithridatism because it's named after him(he did it on himself and became immune to poison). If you want a short summary of his story, check out the "Failed Assassinations - History Hijinks" video by Overly Sarcastic Productions.
honestly the translation is really good, its much more important to capture the tone than to translate absolutely literally, which a lot of clippers dont seem to understand (altho accuracy is also pretty important, its a balancing act)
Have a friend who adds oil before and after. Works nicely. First directly on pan before food. Then again but around the food (not on top) to crisp up the edges.
Haachama's complete inability to cook... Forgetting the oil... Forgetting to turn on the pan... Subsituting octopus for shrimp just because they're both seafood... Using a steamer for takoyaki because she has no pan... ...It's horrible that I can now understand how anime girls make such terrible food...
4:40 Despite the language barrier, you can feel how pissed off Luna is when Haachama forgets the oil. And I love that she refers to the end product as "roadkill"
haato: "I cant find any takoyaki grill" luna: contemplate her own existence before yelling at haato while resisting the urge to smack haato through the internet
I mean gotta respect Haachama, she single handledly made Luna's favorite food into not her favorite anymore xD *Takoyaki with no Tako* Luna Ramsay : *"What are you?"* *Haachama : **_"An idiot takoyaki"_*
You know I always thought in anime there's no way someone can be so bad at cooking that the food turns toxic. Well Hachama actually proved me wrong. Hachama's cooking is a KILLER.
It kinda threw me off when the colors for their subtitles switched midway, then switched back. Luckily, Luna and Haato's voices are so distinct from each other it was easy to tell them apart.
when i watched the stream live, i saw the top part of the horrific green glass bottle haachama was pouring oil from, i thought to myself- “no... no way she’s using olive oil right?” haachama never disappoints
@@timmyc2353 olive oil oxidizes when put on high heat when used for frying like this. (normal cooking like in a pot is is fine tho) as a result it causes food to taste like burned shit and it can cause nausea when consumed.
@@uteriel282 unless you are talking about non-virgin oilve oil, virgin and extra virgin olive oils have fairly good oxidization stability though extra virgin doss have a lower smoke point.
@@rthmn im pretty sure we both know that haato doesnt know what any of that means lol. but yea i was talking about olive oil in general and not refined variations. but even with the refined oils having a higher heat tolerance it doesnt mean that they are preferable to other plant/animal based fetts.
@@uteriel282 I honestly don't know a single person who dosent use virgin olive oil haha. Though honestly unless you're searing a steak or ripping hot stir fry in a wok, I kinda doubt many people will reach the temps for oil oxidation/ breakdown to even happen. Though using ghee or the likes for the flavor it adds I understand. But as someone who's weight conscious I tend to refrain from animal fats.
"She'll be Right" - Australian Proverb, foretells danger. Edit 6:36 Steamed Hams ref in the chat. There were more in the broadcast, but that's the only one I spotted in this clip.
I still go back and watch this. I just absolutely love the fact Luna COMPLETELY drops character and is like "Wait, what are you doing? THIS ISN'T TAKOYAKI, THIS ISN'T TAKOYAKI AT ALL."
Matsuri had been trying her hardest to break Luna's character but always fail. Who would've known that Haachama ruining her favorite food is the most effective way in doing that? Lmao
And add more in that, Luna can Cook Takoyaki which seem very good and it her favorite Food too So Yeah... it seem like a Huge Disgrace to her Favorite Food
halfway through the video I lost all hope that Haachama was going to make anything resembling takoyaki. This honestly feels like a ntr doujin where something you love is destroyed beyond recognition right in front of your eyes and you can do nothing but watch in utter horror
Its amazing that Luna can maintain her innocent Princess persona, even through flirting with Matsuri, but couldn't do it while watching Haachama cook. She truly is the world's strongest idol.
"I feel nothing but dread" came up and I couldn't stop laughing. Haachama's vomit-inducing content, sometimes literally vomit-inducing, along with just the pure weirdness is probably the best parts about her streams. Luna now has my respect for somehow putting up with Haachama's antics.
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Accidentally switched colors around from 2:55-3:53... I even checked the video like 4 times before uploading it... Promise not to release 3am subs in the future anymore
Watching this alone consumes my sanity, let alone subbing it...
No wonder you did Oopsies here and there ._.
It's ok man. Have a good rest
Release more 3am subs instead, practice makes perfect
It's okay, making subtitles seriously isn't as easy as subbers make it out to be.
One time I had to sub Full Metal Jacket to spanish and I wanted to kill myself halfway through.
Respects for your work, mate. Slips like this are fine if you don't catch them.
You better not or i swear.. ooh! Lol JK
Gordon Ramsay isn't dead yet, but he is rolling wherever he is.
well... i'm debating whether this is just as bad as the BBC fried rice
Seasoning. He’s rolling in seasoning as we speak.
Haachama: *Makes anything*
Gordon Ramsay: *Gasp*
His wife: What is it, Gordon?
Gordon: I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance.
Gordon kun has seen enough
Kitchen Nightmares Hololive edition when
I nearly died when she added the oil directly into the batter
The sheer chaotic idiot energy there...
same
It physically hurt mu eyes
I would like that comment but it's at 666 likes
If it was any kind of meat or seafood then it was perfect.
Princess gets tortured by wild Australian woman by destroying the thing she loves right infront of her eyes.
A Japanese being forced to watch Takoyaki made without Tako for the first time ever. (2020 Austalia). 2020.
@@tzeentchnianexaltedsorcero2041 yaki
This is true. If you stay in Australia for long enough you become Austrailian
@@DiggitySlice uh ok mite
I hate that I audibly laughed at the "Wild Australian Woman" part
"Even without octopus, we can make takoyaki"
Thats like making Onigiri without rice
I'd say more like fried chicken without chicken
She can do that
Like quesadilla without cheese
Substitute rice with freshly cooked lasagna.
@@wdfghjkl REPENT YOUR SIN SON, Only Lucifer himself will do that digusting act
the "anime girl with terrible cooking" trope was funny in 2D, but terrifying in real life...
Personally I think it's terrible in 2D too...
@@Axetylen i second this
@@Axetylen I third this
@@Axetylen I fourth this
@@Axetylen And in real life it's concerning... and also terrifying
the way she says "add the freakin oil" gets me every time
She had enough haha
"Like hell it does!" sounds just too anime that it breaks mr
"Everything I make tastes great for me"
11/10 coping mechanism lmao
well you can get immune to anything if you take a sip of poison every day.
The fact that this is an actual true statement
It does feel like that when I cook tho lol
@@uteriel282 Just like Mithridates VI the Great (the King of Pontus from 120 to 63 BC). The practice of protecting oneself against a poison by gradually self-administering non-lethal amounts is called Mithridatism because it's named after him(he did it on himself and became immune to poison). If you want a short summary of his story, check out the "Failed Assassinations - History Hijinks" video by Overly Sarcastic Productions.
Every time Gordon Ramsay hears this from a chef he closes their restaurant lol
The contempt in her voice from the "NO ONE CAN TEACH YOU ANYTHING ANYMORE" is what kills me every time
Even with my difficulties with Japanese, I can hear how pissed she is
She's not the 1st to tell her that. Every single person who has encountered haachama cooking has said the exact same thing hahaha
So far Hachama is the first person that managed to make Luna break her Character.
The closest so far even her real voice is leaking out 🤣
She's made her break character in another stream too lol ua-cam.com/video/VWeqeyml2jQ/v-deo.html&t=150
Sasuga Haachama.
@@konaccha yoo she break her character so much on that clip, i like it XD
@@konaccha how the fuck
I think Luna described the cooking as "guro" or "gore".
The translator is an absolute savage master to put it as "road kill"
11/10
honestly the translation is really good, its much more important to capture the tone than to translate absolutely literally, which a lot of clippers dont seem to understand (altho accuracy is also pretty important, its a balancing act)
@@ck88777 true, translating stuff is hard.
"Guro" actually means "grotesque", not "gory".
"Does this girl even understands the concept of adding oil to the pan?"
... It's THAT bad huh?
Then she adds it after pouring the batter XD. I cant even....
Out of all the cooking mistakes she makes, either on purpose or on accident, that one triggers me more than it should lol
Have a friend who adds oil before and after. Works nicely. First directly on pan before food. Then again but around the food (not on top) to crisp up the edges.
I can barely make egg fried rice, but even at that level, I still can't comprehend what in the world she was doing.
TBF, I know some people purposely not add oil (or butter the bread) so it's healthier. This is actually quite common. Now whether it taste good...
Luna's Character Breaking Simulator
Haachama has done what Matsuri has been trying to do since Luna's debut in just one stream.
Sasuga Haachama~!
Haachama's complete inability to cook... Forgetting the oil... Forgetting to turn on the pan... Subsituting octopus for shrimp just because they're both seafood... Using a steamer for takoyaki because she has no pan...
...It's horrible that I can now understand how anime girls make such terrible food...
This is just the uncensored version.
An uncensored version that nobody wants!
you should have seen her try to cook ready-made frozen gyoza
@@Kensuke0987 you have link for that?
@@happycatto9555 it should be on Akai Haato's channel. it wasn't a live stream, so it's very short - almost like a shitpost.
3 YEARS ALREADY??
Man, this still warms my heart seeing this
Luna: I fear nothing. But that cooking skill, it scares me nanora.
the nanora at the end makes this comment perfect
Whenever Haachama has the others members try her cooking, I can just imagine her saying this: ua-cam.com/video/Vbwx0vx58-o/v-deo.html
Luna: “Haachama is eating the roadkill now” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Neighbors
1: Oi mate, what with the squeeling out there?
2: It's just the heat
1: You mean the weather?
2: No, it the oven mate
I love what we envision as Hachama's neighbors.
DeadFishOverlord
Nah that’s just what Australians are like
Oi mate hav u seen the coote japanese girl that lifes next to us? I'm gonna see if she is a tradie with feet peecs.
yeah NAAAAAAAAA....
I somehow read this in an Australian accent.
4:40 Despite the language barrier, you can feel how pissed off Luna is when Haachama forgets the oil. And I love that she refers to the end product as "roadkill"
Luna needs to visit the bonfire and restores her sanity
Is too late she is already hollow.
But that respawns the Monsters (read:Cooking) and they're unescapable!
sora neptune Her face, it’s practically hollow.
You mean holo
Umbasa nanora~...
00:27 That pause from Luna cracks me up
Luna: What are you!!!
Haato: i'm an idiot sandwich
baka takoyaki
Well, here it is~
twitter.com/gsongchan/status/1277620880558878720?s=20
Lmao Yeah You mean “Bakayaki”?
An Idiot sandwich what?!
@@502nickster An idiot sandwich, Chef Luna
The way Luna starts 'crying' at 4:04 always makes me laugh.
haato: "I cant find any takoyaki grill"
luna: contemplate her own existence before yelling at haato while resisting the urge to smack haato through the internet
Who is haato? I only know HAACHAMA CHAMA
@@soraneptune4178 Haato Basic is a must watch cooking channel, you should really know it.
literally any Asian specialty store has them in the west
Don’t know which part of Australia she lives but around where I live there’s plenty of Takoyaki pans on sale.
@@lc9245 From what I remember others mentioning, it was Melbourne where she lives.
3:48 Luna was just convinced at this point that she hit her limit of how much she could bare watching this crime scene simulator
Luna sounds different from what she normally does in the majority of this video. Sasuga Haachama.
haato's cooking is so horrendous that she can't keep character
Her pride as a japanese loli princess was completely fractured.
she didn't even "Chuuuuuuuuu"
haachama: _does anything_
luna: *physical and mental pain*
FeelsBad for Luna who has to sit through and suffer while this clown does questionable things to food
She's doing her best with what she has! I completely sympathize with Haachama, I got that "been there, had to do that" feeling!
Nekrovelho idk man she added the oil later, didn’t have it on and left the lid while steaming something.
You can't try your best while looking like a clown
@Owen Yin nice safe~
dont call Haachama a clown😠
The embodiment of "I wish I can slap someone through the internet"
strangle is more accurate tho~
I mean gotta respect Haachama, she single handledly made Luna's favorite food into not her favorite anymore xD
*Takoyaki with no Tako*
Luna Ramsay : *"What are you?"*
*Haachama : **_"An idiot takoyaki"_*
*What are you nanora
Tako yucky, more like...
You missed the opportunity to call her a Bakayaki. Shame
Woahhhh takoyaki wit no tako!!!
“Bakayaki”, that’s what Haato is right now.
5:43-5:48
luna’s entire reaction is killing meeee lol
its kind of worrying that she says "it tastes like takoyaki" while her eyes and eyebrows start twitching like she just ate rancid seaweed
the moment of luna totally breaking her character is getting really near
We don't need a certain child predator or pervert aunty, just insane JK who studies at Australia
Who knew defiling a kitchen would set her off nanora
1:39 that scream, that banshee-like scream
1:22 Haachma channelling the spirit of The Critical Drinker's catchphrase :
* Obveriously bad idea *
"Naaah! It'll be fine!"
the oil is (normal)
the oil is (surprised)
the oil is fine
sassuga haachama
Channeling Bubsy "WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!!!???"
(Luna hearing that it taste like takoyaki)
Luna: Yeah, that's definitely sheit
5:10 Subtitles: “cheese”
Luna: 🐍
You know I always thought in anime there's no way someone can be so bad at cooking that the food turns toxic. Well Hachama actually proved me wrong. Hachama's cooking is a KILLER.
4:32 luna is definitely ars when speaking normally
Oh yeah Luna is her HoloLive model. You'll never see them streaming at the same time. 草
Yeah she does
It kinda threw me off when the colors for their subtitles switched midway, then switched back. Luckily, Luna and Haato's voices are so distinct from each other it was easy to tell them apart.
If only I could watch without subtitles. I’m bout to learn Japanese to watch Hololive.
@@shq_main2853how's that going buddy lol
"I feel nothing but dread." This is every time Haachama uploads any video now.
Luna sounds different from the start already, was she in shock?
I think Luna is so done with Hachaama, Haato needs to come back fast.
Luna nearly break non other members could even force her this close 😂
Shes tired
She stated at the start of the video that she's tired
Dale Fredeluces Tired of Haachama that is
"It tastes like takoyaki!" *eye twitches*
"Like hell it does"
3:07 I swear to god. This oil knew what was going on so it formed a hand with 2 claws that will drag our haato souls.
Whoa
"Cheese tastes great in everything"
I couldn't agree more, though i also assume that this is the most chaotic thing to say
cheese is THE shit! you can level up many differnt meals with it and I fkn love it
Me: **looks at the only cheese-topped black coffee picture I have left on my phone** Yeah... about that...
*immediately add melted cheese on rice*
@@eleuuuuu Cheese is just aged cream, its fine
@@Ryu99420 cheese flavoured orange juice
I feel the urge to pray the entire rosary before eating any of this
"May or may not be a steamer..."
Haachama superior IQ
"I feel nothing but dread, Haachama" is everyone when Haachama is cooking something
Watching her put oil after the batter is straight up psychological torture 😂
We’re witnessing in action a Massive character change with Haachama from a tsundere girl to Broken weirdo XD
You must be knew here, shes been doing this shit for a while. It's just the frequency that's changed and we love her for it
To be honest tsunderes are always borken weirdos, the poor person falling in love with them always have to take care of them. x)
when i watched the stream live, i saw the top part of the horrific green glass bottle haachama was pouring oil from, i thought to myself- “no... no way she’s using olive oil right?”
haachama never disappoints
I lack knowledge in cooking. Why shouldn't we use olive oil in this case?
@@timmyc2353
olive oil oxidizes when put on high heat when used for frying like this. (normal cooking like in a pot is is fine tho)
as a result it causes food to taste like burned shit and it can cause nausea when consumed.
@@uteriel282 unless you are talking about non-virgin oilve oil, virgin and extra virgin olive oils have fairly good oxidization stability though extra virgin doss have a lower smoke point.
@@rthmn
im pretty sure we both know that haato doesnt know what any of that means lol.
but yea i was talking about olive oil in general and not refined variations.
but even with the refined oils having a higher heat tolerance it doesnt mean that they are preferable to other plant/animal based fetts.
@@uteriel282 I honestly don't know a single person who dosent use virgin olive oil haha. Though honestly unless you're searing a steak or ripping hot stir fry in a wok, I kinda doubt many people will reach the temps for oil oxidation/ breakdown to even happen.
Though using ghee or the likes for the flavor it adds I understand. But as someone who's weight conscious I tend to refrain from animal fats.
1:40 that's the most natural luna voice I've heard so far
Really love how uncomfortable Luna seems to be.
4:03 Luna character breaks. U can hear her real voice lol
Haachama cooking is interesting in the same way you turn to look at a car crash
5:48 GWAAAA... wait, no, listen!- NANYOKORE...
"She'll be Right" - Australian Proverb, foretells danger.
Edit
6:36 Steamed Hams ref in the chat. There were more in the broadcast, but that's the only one I spotted in this clip.
“Hachaama is eating the roadkill now” killed me😂🤣🤣
I still go back and watch this. I just absolutely love the fact Luna COMPLETELY drops character and is like "Wait, what are you doing? THIS ISN'T TAKOYAKI, THIS ISN'T TAKOYAKI AT ALL."
This video really get me into Hololive all those years ago.
Matsuri had been trying her hardest to break Luna's character but always fail. Who would've known that Haachama ruining her favorite food is the most effective way in doing that? Lmao
Nothing hurts more than seing your favorite food get absolutely demolished right infront of you, and you can't even do anything about it.
did luna break her character at 1:18 lmao
She sounds like Als Almal doesn't she?
You know you're messing up real bad when even Luna has to be the tsukkomi to your next-level boke cooking.
others try to break luna's character via sex stuff
haachama just does it cause she sucks so much at cooking
And add more in that, Luna can Cook Takoyaki which seem very good and it her favorite Food too
So Yeah... it seem like a Huge Disgrace to her Favorite Food
She broke her character a lot in that stream lol
"It taste just like takoyaki"
Press ⓧ to doubt.
“does she even understand the concept of adding oil to the pan” was foreshadowing for when she puts it on top of the batter lol
"I'm already tired" and "I feel nothing but dread" are such moods
Sasuga Haachama
Breaking Luna’s Character RTA
I never imagined Luna calling your food roadkill could be such a huge burn
I like how Luna describes it as roadkill.
That is the most accurate way of describing Haachama's cooking. Roadkill
That was the best part
2:50 whoever said "food gore"in the chat had me dying of laughter
Luna's real voice sounds a lot like Ars.
the way they roll theyre Rs is the same aswell
@@ramonsalvacion4733 coincidence i think *N O T*
I like how this scenario is just pushing luna to break character
Haachama's cooking is also triggering me. >:(
Nani kureeee indeed.
2:33 The fact that she says this is kinda concerning
Subs swapped colors around the 3 min mark, but good translations. Thanks
Chancellor Palpatine to Ms. Luna:
5:48
"Good! Good! Let the hate flow through you!"
halfway through the video I lost all hope that Haachama was going to make anything resembling takoyaki. This honestly feels like a ntr doujin where something you love is destroyed beyond recognition right in front of your eyes and you can do nothing but watch in utter horror
At this point it's just omelette with extra steps
6:56 "Haachama lied as seasily as she breathed"
At first i was like: Oh god no oil
but then i was like: OH GOD NO, OLIVE OIL
Luna is not the only one that triggers.
How can you not know how “STEAM” works!?
Sasuga Haachama.
not even 30 seconds into putting a pan on does everything go to hell
You know you are doing something wrong when a literall baby roasts you
I feel like Luna is about to send a Ballistic Cookbook to Australia
2:19 that one line sums up the entire video
I always thought the anime girl is bad at cooking trope was one of the most unreal goofy things but Haachama is here to set the record straight
Its amazing that Luna can maintain her innocent Princess persona, even through flirting with Matsuri, but couldn't do it while watching Haachama cook.
She truly is the world's strongest idol.
This 4:42 really cracks me up everytime
2:33 ...soon she enjoys only her own cooking, it's almost too late to save her!
"just what is takoyaki"
...only in Hachama cooking you could get existential crisis just from cooking
This quickly became my favorite vtuber clip of all time
i now understand why they censor bad food in anime...
I love how she makes them all break character.
助かるーーーーー！！ありがとん！
Thankyou for making this video!!!!!
"I feel nothing but dread" came up and I couldn't stop laughing. Haachama's vomit-inducing content, sometimes literally vomit-inducing, along with just the pure weirdness is probably the best parts about her streams.
Luna now has my respect for somehow putting up with Haachama's antics.
Seen Luna make Takoyaki before. Can confirm she knows how to cook.
We all laughed when she vomited on stream, but now she's coming for us.
Luna: “so just anything goes at this point, Huh”
Yes, Luna, that is exactly it.
Haachama: So anyway here's how I do takoyaki.
Luna: fucking chotto a minute...
"It'll be FINE."
(screaming 2 seconds later because her cooking is coming to life)
Haachama: It's daijoubu
Luna: Everything is definitely NOT Daijoubu