"Cut the straps of all your favorite bras." Boy do you know how hard it is to find good bras in my size? Yup sounds like a ♍. You Virgos are Petty! 😩😁😁😁
@@taesha8895 Definitely my Favourite part! Lmboooo 🤣🤣 The first time I listened to this song, I stopped it & put it back to that part just so I could say "Hey Best Friend!" with him!😂😭😭
Yes us ♍️ Virgo are petty. Virgo when we love we put our all into it. We give our all in a relationship. We are kind, patient, quiet, stubborn and when the time is right we show our affection. When you mess over us we could very petty. I agree with you August. I have done some of the things he talked about. There is no way I will let someone else enjoy what I bought you. From one Virgo to other Virgo much love.
Maya Angelou once said, "When a person tells you who they are, believe them." He's a Virgo & has given advanced notice about what we're capable of! 😂😂😂😂😂
Note to self: Before breaking up with August, move all my sh!+ out while he’s @work, change my phone number and all my social media accounts, take all of my money out of our joint account then have my grandma call him and tell him we’re done!!!
Love your creativity. Current R&B lacks depth in topics like the ones on this album. I love that you make music that normal people can relate too. Oh and that “fraud” run in the second verse was nastyyyy!
@@rhonnig4700 no wonder everyone is giving her hell she basically preyed on this baby he was in his early 20s 😭 her overly grown ass has no business hopping on Aug’s peener weiner
Yeah [Verse 1] If we broke up I know what I would do (What?) Call and take the cable out my name (That's right) Make sure that the WiFi password changed (That, too) Nothing is beneath me, I'm just sayin' (I'm sayin') I'd take the batteries out the remote (Ha) And everything I bought would have to go (Gotta go) I'd even take the food out the fridge (That's right) And I'd take all the knives off the stove [Pre-Chorus] I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit Kissin' on my chick All in the bed, fuckin' in my fit Seein' those outfits that I bought you You got me fucked up If you say you fuck us and you fuck him Girl, how you gon' fuck him? I'm high and I'm trippin' Forgot I was just what iffin', hypothetical inquisition I forgot that we're both in good place, just want you to know my position Girl, I hope it never happens, it's kinda hard to imagine How it would completely different between you and me. Chorus] If we broke up (Broke up, broke up) And we decide to throw it all away (All away) Oh, baby, if we broke up (Broke up, broke up) Hard for me to find the words to say if we, if we Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up If we broke up (Broke up, broke up) I know I would feel some type of way if we broke up [Verse 2] I'd hide the charger to your phone Siphon all the gas out of your car, oh Throw away the backs to all your earrings Report your social media for fun (Ooh) Send a dozen roses to your best friend (Hey, best friend) Ask who is it every time you call (Who is this?) Plug up all the toilets in your bathrooms (Bathrooms) Cut the straps to all your favorite bras [Pre-Chorus] I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit Kissin' on my chick (My chick) All in the bed (Bed), fuckin' in my fit (Fuckin' in my fit) Seein' those outfits (Yeah), that I bought you You got me fucked up If you say you fuck us and you fuck him (Fuck him) Girl, how you gon' fuck him? (How you gon' fuck him?) I'm high and I'm trippin' (Yeah) Forgot I was just what iffin' (Yeah), hypothetical inquisition (Yeah) I forgot that we both in good place (Oh, yeah), just want you to know my position (Yeah) Girl, I hope it never happens (Oh, yeah), it's kinda hard to imagine How it would be completely different between you and me
Cut bra straps Take the gas Take the food Holla at her friend Take earrings Clogged toilets Take the clothes he bought Hide phone batteries Report social media Take batteries out remote THIS SONG IS A WHOLE MOOD 😂😂 THANX AUGUST you made my day 🔥🔥🔥❤💯
Blessings A.S keep doing your thang . Love the new music . Hope all is well with your health. Amen to that and keep the songs coming 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 my son introduced me to your music and your journey ‼️✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
August needs to be more famous, his music is really good.
Real Fans Know that He has an Illness!! 🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Krishna Wainright what does that have to do with anything at all ? Lmao this is the most random shit ever ...
@@krishnawainright15 falll
The fans need to get on the job and help make it happen 🤷🏻♀️ I’m all for it to help out more
"I'll take all the batteries out of the remote" Legendary line lol ♥️😂💯
Lmaooooooooooo
😭😭😭😭
August was on his petty shit when he wrote this song💯🤣😄😂
@@BeautyliciousTaylor2019 August is not being petty you guys need to stop with the negative comments 😒 🧐
Nooo 😭😭🤣 “I’ll take the food out the fridge” aug toxiicc
Like wooah 😂😂😂,
Lmaooo
😂😂😂😂
Someone did that to me once. He took my bottle of Moet.
He N.O Petty⚜️ These niggas a different type of Petty😆🤷♀️
When he said, "Hey Best Friend!" LOL 🤣 I would feel some kind of way about that, August! 📸
I’m conflicted by this toxicity! He makes it sound okay. 😩😂
Angela Belle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 rite I’ve All This Before
😁🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂
🤣🤣
😭😭😭
"Cut the straps of all your favorite bras." Boy do you know how hard it is to find good bras in my size? Yup sounds like a ♍. You Virgos are Petty! 😩😁😁😁
We that bad?😂
Lol yes Virgos are very petty😂😂
LMAOOO!!!! We're not that bad
@@itbedat_girlallure1354 Yes. LOL
Lmaooo I hollered cause we really are super petty
Whew😭 the vibe of this song..late night drive 🥵
Yesss🌃🌌vibes
Definitely 💯
'Siphon the Gas from you car' 🤣 I am Cryin...Man just cut your losses honey!
August did his thing on this...my favorite line "Hey Best friend"😄 he showing how petty he would be.😘 I'm here for it
I can’t 😂😂😂😂 he is not playing and honey I’m here for it ❤️🥰
This is real wow he ain’t playing
Jhene Aiko we need you in this track Sis
Yesssssssssssss
Yes!!!!! 🙌🏾
PLZZ
Her and summer walker would kill this track
Imagine a Virgo and a Pisces😭😭😭 FIRE
Aug say, "Hey Best friend!" 😂😂😭😭💀
I died 😂😂
😂🤣🤣
My favorite petty part😂😂
@@taesha8895 Definitely my Favourite part! Lmboooo 🤣🤣 The first time I listened to this song, I stopped it & put it back to that part just so I could say "Hey Best Friend!" with him!😂😭😭
Makes me laugh every time I listen to it.
Yoooo he is HILARIOUS AF 😂😂😂 he petty AF Lmfaooo 😍😭😭😭🔥 but this is fire Lmfaooo
He is hilarious but he is not petty 🧐 😒
Semi petty in this song but I still love this though 🥺🤎
If We Broke Up Is so Underrated, I Guess The People Never Thought A Man Would Never Admit To Being Petty And Proud Of It❤💁🏽♂️💔🔥🔥🔥🔥🙇🏽♂️
Nobody aint talking about all the things he mentioned is mad funny and petty but he makes it sound so smooth😂😂
Yes us ♍️ Virgo are petty. Virgo when we love we put our all into it. We give our all in a relationship. We are kind, patient, quiet, stubborn and when the time is right we show our affection. When you mess over us we could very petty. I agree with you August. I have done some of the things he talked about. There is no way I will let someone else enjoy what I bought you. From one Virgo to other Virgo much love.
Leos n virgos r so much alike
Now this is my type of petty!! August just created a break up anthem!!
The earring backs, cut the straps on bras and flowers to the Friends is a new type of petty😂😂😂
@@rhonnig4700 he’s not petty
Currently sitting in my living room with a drink in my hand and enjoying this track .
Thinking of something you can add to this song 🥴🤣😂
Shehound17 Aye facts Because I’m A Gemini Soooo yeah I’m petty 😂😂😂😂
Vibes, for sure
Facts🍷
It was the "Report ya social media" for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 Aug nooooo
💀💀💀
😅😂🤣
😆
Inayah would tear this to pieces!!! Get her on this track ASAP!
Send roses to her best friend. August ready to get beat tf up😭😂
& IS! cause like WHAT 😭
This song need a music video it would be hilarious 😂😂😂
Definitely😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FOR REAL
Yaaasss!!! 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
With 85 south and navv...only 85 percenters understand 😆
How would it be hilarious
Maya Angelou once said, "When a person tells you who they are, believe them." He's a Virgo & has given advanced notice about what we're capable of!
😂😂😂😂😂
Factssss virgooo
I don’t blame him lol cuz people will use u up and then head out without consequences. Oh naw honey imma need that back lmaoo and I’m a gemini
Dwl|
Virgo shit lol 😂 that’s me
Facts # Virgo
Well just call him "Petty Labelle" cause it's nothing he won't do when the relationship is over
no fr ! we seen when he dropped that song allegedly about Jada last year
😂🤣😂🤣
Brandi, yes!! Petty, but I’m feeling this 💯
Lol, so is the emo life, reminiscing months long over.
🤣🤣🤣
Note to self: Before breaking up with August, move all my sh!+ out while he’s @work, change my phone number and all my social media accounts, take all of my money out of our joint account then have my grandma call him and tell him we’re done!!!
Lol rite
Lmao😂😄🤣🤣🤣😄😂😄 ya got that right
😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯 and tell him your sorry for good measure 😂😂
😂😂😂right
LOL Right
August go in ham!
Dam August.. Who u had in mind when wrote this... It's Savage and hilarious 🤣. A warning!!!!!
He is still hurt over Jada; therefore, the next lady will have to pay for her (Jada) actions....L😂L We (Virgos) can be very petty and toxic.
Jada😭messed our baby up🤷
@@taesha8895 and full of anxiety
@@taesha8895 That's terrible.😳
It's the woman he had an "entanglement" with😂😂
Wait a minute august yu takin everything just take me as well😭😭😭
😂😂 fr
I mean really.
Not "i'l hide the chargers to your phone" 🤣🤣 Ayo AUG chill.
This is so beautiful and funny at the same time😂❤💛💙🇿🇦
It is 🤣😂😅
Fellow from SA?
Currently hit the replay button twice already.
And this is why we're never breaking up 😂🥰
The level of petty this song is speaks to my soul🙃💙. I love me some August 😫❤️
You are bless to be able to sing like this stay strong God bless you,,,😷💟
We need a female version remix , Jheno solo or summer walker or Tink or Inylnah or Meg
Or Sza
Love your creativity. Current R&B lacks depth in topics like the ones on this album. I love that you make music that normal people can relate too. Oh and that “fraud” run in the second verse was nastyyyy!
Bruhhhh, August does not mind getting petty. Well, at least he tells you in advance. 🤷🏻♀️ 😆
Wow! U are here💕
Yeah.. i guess that helps 😅🤣🤣😂
He's a true New Orleans Nigga💜💚💛..
You can’t just go under somebody’s video and tell them that they are petty
You are not playing any games on this one🤣🤣. Petty level = Savage 🔥🔥
this go in soo hard!
him back we missed you ❤
finess in here!
I'm in love with this song 😩
I’m glad to have him back missed his amazing voice and genuine voice ❤️
Auggie's level of petty is top tier God levels...and I'm here for it if it always sounds this good!!😏
"I'd be damn if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit"🔥💯🧐 that's real talk august
Yasssss this song is a while vibe will turn you all the way up
The realest since Pac. Good to have you back Aug
👌🏾
Summer walker would feature so perfect in this song😭💯❤
Love it. The petty level on 💯🤣 I'm so happy he making music again!! Love it❤🔥
Thank God for the Couples That Stay Together! We Love Your Lyrics!!!!
😔😔jada broke his heart frfr!!
She really did...shame on her😭
She hurt him to his core she was wrong she knew he was vulnerable
@@Anti-democratChick Well. He was the one who decided to leave the situation
@@gigicornett4795 wellll I mean she is married so he did what’s best.
@@rhonnig4700 no wonder everyone is giving her hell she basically preyed on this baby he was in his early 20s 😭 her overly grown ass has no business hopping on Aug’s peener weiner
Yeah
[Verse 1]
If we broke up I know what I would do (What?)
Call and take the cable out my name (That's right)
Make sure that the WiFi password changed (That, too)
Nothing is beneath me, I'm just sayin' (I'm sayin')
I'd take the batteries out the remote (Ha)
And everything I bought would have to go (Gotta go)
I'd even take the food out the fridge (That's right)
And I'd take all the knives off the stove
[Pre-Chorus]
I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit
Kissin' on my chick
All in the bed, fuckin' in my fit
Seein' those outfits that I bought you
You got me fucked up
If you say you fuck us and you fuck him
Girl, how you gon' fuck him?
I'm high and I'm trippin'
Forgot I was just what iffin', hypothetical inquisition
I forgot that we're both in good place, just want you to know my position
Girl, I hope it never happens, it's kinda hard to imagine
How it would completely different between you and me. Chorus]
If we broke up (Broke up, broke up)
And we decide to throw it all away (All away)
Oh, baby, if we broke up (Broke up, broke up)
Hard for me to find the words to say if we, if we
Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up
Girl, if we, girl, if we, girl, if we broke up
If we broke up (Broke up, broke up)
I know I would feel some type of way if we broke up
[Verse 2]
I'd hide the charger to your phone
Siphon all the gas out of your car, oh
Throw away the backs to all your earrings
Report your social media for fun (Ooh)
Send a dozen roses to your best friend (Hey, best friend)
Ask who is it every time you call (Who is this?)
Plug up all the toilets in your bathrooms (Bathrooms)
Cut the straps to all your favorite bras
[Pre-Chorus]
I'll be damned if the next nigga get to lay up in my shit
Kissin' on my chick (My chick)
All in the bed (Bed), fuckin' in my fit (Fuckin' in my fit)
Seein' those outfits (Yeah), that I bought you
You got me fucked up
If you say you fuck us and you fuck him (Fuck him)
Girl, how you gon' fuck him? (How you gon' fuck him?)
I'm high and I'm trippin' (Yeah)
Forgot I was just what iffin' (Yeah), hypothetical inquisition (Yeah)
I forgot that we both in good place (Oh, yeah), just want you to know my position (Yeah)
Girl, I hope it never happens (Oh, yeah), it's kinda hard to imagine
How it would be completely different between you and me
good look......THANKS
Thank you..
Its not knives off the stove...its knobs
He should of named this song levels of pettiness or petty level either or cuz August on some petty shit on this song💯🤣😂😄
I love this song
Warning: Don't break up with Aug 🤣🤣
😂🤣😂
😅🤣😂
Yup. He will also put you on blast in a song. He's like the male Taylor Swift
Ever 🙅♀️⚜️
Wow
august if we broke up idk what i’d do either 🌚
August’s voice 😩😩😍😍😍🔥
This song is hilarious ...he would be mad at me because I would be laughing my ass off at all his shenanigans 😂😂😂
well he did say he was high and tripping🙈🙈
Cut bra straps
Take the gas
Take the food
Holla at her friend
Take earrings
Clogged toilets
Take the clothes he bought
Hide phone batteries
Report social media
Take batteries out remote
THIS SONG IS A WHOLE MOOD 😂😂
THANX AUGUST you made my day 🔥🔥🔥❤💯
😂😂😂 love the honesty
😂😂
Gotta respect it LMAO
His voice is butter
I need a girl version on this.. Tink where you at
Yes yes
Nah we need our Toxic Queen Jhene
FR
I know!
Jada?
August is 1 of a kind!
August won the petty award
This might be my favorite song off the album
This that type of petty,love it😍
He will feel some type away take back of ear ring damn August😷
I love it 😍🦋
It’s okay bae. Yeen gotta worry about none of that. We’re never breaking up
GANG IN HERE!
Aug is Territorial 😩❤️
You have a new fan you are such an deep person. You're beautiful and side and out.
This man is petty asl and I absolutely love it 😍
I missed hearing your voice
Why does it look like sinking souls in the water
It's arousing, isn't it? lol
I WANT A OFFICIAL VIDEO JUST FOR FUN 🤧🤧🖤🖤. THIS SONG IS SO FUNNY AND HEARTFELT AT THE SAME TIME 😭😭🖤
I took hella notes from this 🥴✍️
Me Too Lmaooooooooooo Omg
Man U Gunna take the food tooo😭😭let the girl eat ... we love you August 🥰🥺
Aug ia taking it ALL! 😂 Guess we all leaving with him too lol
I love you August 🖤
I would love to see a music video for this track right here.
Thank you God for giving us this humble tender spirit 💙
This is my ISH🔥🥰❤️
This song all types of pettiness! I love it!
I love the Pettiness 😂❤❤❤❤❤
I'm going to lie I'm going by his album I think August Alsina put out his best music when he going through it or as you say when he's in his feelings
Blessings A.S keep doing your thang . Love the new music . Hope all is well with your health. Amen to that and keep the songs coming 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 my son introduced me to your music and your journey ‼️✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
He going in on this 🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️💯💯💯
This Makes Me Proud Of My Dark Side😎🔥🔥🔥🔥
WOW, HE WOULD TAKE THE KNOBS OFF THE STOVE !
🌷💐🌸🌾🌿🌷💐🌸🌾🌴🌷
The name of this song should be "I could be petty if u make me." 🤷🏾♀️😂😭🤣
Fr
Right lol
Ikr🤦🏽😭🤣
🤣🤣🤣 fr
Yeah petty sounds better lol
No more sad break up song ... SAVAGE SHITT
Damn the knobs off the stove August you a Savage 😂😂😂
I fw with this in some way y'all cant even understand 😂😭♥️♥️💯
I love this 💝
Two versions of this song with Jhene and Summer would be fire 🔥 😍
Make sure the WiFi pword changed, take all the food out the fridge..... huuuuuuuunny this the shyt i done did ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽👌🏽
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol u triggered
😳🤣🤣🤣
Same
And change the Netflix password. Lol
That Boom Clap Bachelors in the background though... love it!!!
Cut off the straps of all your favourite bras....Aug is on 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🥰🥰🥰August is back babyyyyyy
August said he'd be damn if he has another man enjoying his woman btw the song is 🔥🔥🔥
I love you August!!!!!
August should of just named this song "Vindictive" 😂
No petty levels😄😂🤣