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  • Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
  • Richard Ayoade spends 48 hours in Paris, the city of love, with guest 'Bake Off' star Mel Giedroyc. From eating snails to not climbing the Eiffel Tower to champagne and drinking absinthe this is their take on a 48-hour mini break in pairs France.
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  • @unkleturpis9253
    @unkleturpis9253 Рік тому +79

    Mel delights me in such wholesome and sweet ways. Never change, Mel.

  • @FRADAVE01
    @FRADAVE01 9 місяців тому +16

    Oscar Wilde's dying words:
    "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do!" 💜

  • @re90652
    @re90652 7 місяців тому +7

    I love the sense of humor of these two . Dry, witty & clever.

    • @dopy8418
      @dopy8418 2 місяці тому

      It’s called being british. Cambridge anyway.

  • @matteo7867
    @matteo7867 11 місяців тому +24

    I love Pairs. Amazing City

    • @nicolaslegrand9414
      @nicolaslegrand9414 11 місяців тому +11

      Pairs is okay but you should see Dorbeaux!

    • @matteo7867
      @matteo7867 11 місяців тому

      @@nicolaslegrand9414 just googled it. It is such a french colour.

    • @Laksilaks
      @Laksilaks 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@nicolaslegrand9414 Im a Sarmeille fan myself

  • @andrimar82
    @andrimar82 Рік тому +30

    I didnt know Ben Affleck drove people around Paris on a motorbike, thats pretty cool and unexpected.

  • @beaubrent
    @beaubrent Рік тому +28

    Paris is so expectantly romantic that it creates a number of very awkward moments between these two. Gold.

  • @noluckst2
    @noluckst2 Рік тому +36

    "Many Tits"
    On applaudit Rémi bien fort pour cette déclaration bien franchouillarde comme on les aime.

    • @benoitbvg2888
      @benoitbvg2888 11 місяців тому

      🎶🎶🎶🎶Et vive, vive, vive les gros nicchooooonnss 🎶🎶🎶🎶

    • @craven5328
      @craven5328 11 місяців тому +5

      ROFL.
      I grew up in an 3/4 Anglophone family in Quebec. When I saw that clip, the French side of my brain went:
      "Oh Jesus, the English are such prudes!".
      Simultaneously, the English side of my brain went:
      "Well that was a piece of information that was not asked for!"
      Ah, that old, ceaseless internal conflict lol.

  • @TheJewely13
    @TheJewely13 Рік тому +12

    "Paris has bewhiffed us" is my favourite phrase in this episode.

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade Рік тому +25

    the title says PAIRS 👥 instead of PARIS lol 🤣

    • @sdspivey
      @sdspivey Рік тому +6

      Pairs is so much better city than Paris.

    • @nobotbronaut2241
      @nobotbronaut2241 11 місяців тому

      A ref to tits that the biker alluded to.

  • @meezerpleezer
    @meezerpleezer 11 місяців тому +7

    Mr. Forky goes deep into Snail Town

  • @Vera-kh8zj
    @Vera-kh8zj Рік тому +5

    This is excellent. Bonus for the Stendhal reference.

  • @ubermut1379
    @ubermut1379 Рік тому +22

    I feel like there are worse ways to be described than „distressingly masculine“ 😂

  • @stewartallan1440
    @stewartallan1440 6 місяців тому +3

    " I think he (Oscar Wilde) died over there, by the dvd player" Classic.

  • @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145
    @bangchanswebbrowsinghistor5145 11 місяців тому +5

    French pro tip (i have a sweet tooth) : for maccarons go to Pierre Hermé not Ladurée they're miles ahead.

  • @joelwendland-liu6243
    @joelwendland-liu6243 Місяць тому

    6:54 is the best thing television has ever made, ever.

  • @nobotbronaut2241
    @nobotbronaut2241 11 місяців тому +4

    Great chemistry. Nice Ep.

  • @sophiasimmons7486
    @sophiasimmons7486 11 місяців тому +3

    It’s quite hard to be angry around a sea horse 😂

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 7 місяців тому

    "the populace's penchant" 😂

  • @colinwilson4609
    @colinwilson4609 2 місяці тому

    I love pairs in the springtime.

  • @janedmunds4218
    @janedmunds4218 Рік тому +10

    Oops. Pretty bad typo = Pairs for Paris. Can you go back and fix it?

    • @endlessmasks
      @endlessmasks Рік тому +13

      maybe it is intentional, because this is about the pair of them going around

    • @componentsinmotion4683
      @componentsinmotion4683 Рік тому

      @@endlessmasks Or the many tits

  • @danielbesaw7304
    @danielbesaw7304 9 місяців тому +1

    I love pairs lol

  • @GnomaPhobic
    @GnomaPhobic Місяць тому

    Thanks to this episode I like to say "That one came from the shoes" when I burp loudly.

  • @Emjolein
    @Emjolein 3 місяці тому +1

    *Mel Burps* WOW

  • @Fancy_PotHead
    @Fancy_PotHead Рік тому +4

    HTC phone ? When was this...

    • @adeka59
      @adeka59 11 місяців тому

      Winter 2015 based on the writings on la Tour Montparnasse

  • @Ndriana
    @Ndriana 11 місяців тому

    Looks like this was shot before the Notre Dame fire (2019) yet only uploaded this year.

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird2451 Рік тому +2

    Bikinis and pencil sharpeners? Now you've got my attention!

  • @joelwendland-liu6243
    @joelwendland-liu6243 Місяць тому

    Keanu Reeves is both a Hollywood and a literary great!

  • @alexoviedo999
    @alexoviedo999 11 місяців тому

    You have a typo in the title…Pairs?

  • @juanjvvuuren1110
    @juanjvvuuren1110 10 місяців тому

    Paris, not Pairs (?)

  • @neuvatn
    @neuvatn 11 місяців тому +1

    Is the title supposed to say Paris not a Pairs

  • @ghanianazouari8662
    @ghanianazouari8662 11 місяців тому

    PAIRSSSSS

  • @bigbird2451
    @bigbird2451 Рік тому

    I have many other drugs available that don't involve the flavors of absinth. Thank you very much.

  • @MedEvil1c
    @MedEvil1c 8 місяців тому

    The most intelligent part is the Paris typo 😅

  • @chuck1804
    @chuck1804 5 місяців тому

    In Pairs? Well yes I suppose they are a pair

  • @heidimueller1039
    @heidimueller1039 8 місяців тому

    Are restaurants insulted when you leave most of their meals and drinks behind?

  • @kayoh1233
    @kayoh1233 5 місяців тому

    When did Ben affleck grow a beard and start doing tours of Paris?

    • @dopy8418
      @dopy8418 2 місяці тому

      What ? really ? I don’t see it…

  • @jamtheman3017
    @jamtheman3017 11 місяців тому +1

    Eurostar 64 pounds return? that's absurd. Is that a promotion for the sake of not seeming grossly overpriced in a travel video

    • @blurds
      @blurds 11 місяців тому

      Precovid and prebrexit were different times!

  • @j.d.4697
    @j.d.4697 10 місяців тому

    How did they even let you in if you can neither spell nor correct "Paris"?

  • @Sad_Bumper_Sticker
    @Sad_Bumper_Sticker 11 місяців тому

    Was this created in 2010?

    • @marvin19966
      @marvin19966 11 місяців тому +3

      as are most things

  • @tontonjeannot6089
    @tontonjeannot6089 11 місяців тому

    Remy can get it. Whenever. Whoever.

  • @anadventfollower1181
    @anadventfollower1181 11 місяців тому

    Next time visit Pears, Apples. It has slightly cleaner and sophisticated individuals.

  • @elproject3343
    @elproject3343 11 місяців тому

    This reminded me of those TV programs, rushed with little to no information nor insights. Thank goodness I don’t watch tv anymore.

  • @Anya-du7ms
    @Anya-du7ms 11 місяців тому +2

    I understand that some people have conditions which make it difficult for them to spell correctly, so do a SPELL CHECK before you actually hit that " enter" button when writing a title for your UA-cam video.....

  • @PATACHENREN
    @PATACHENREN 11 місяців тому +1

    Que des trucs bidons pour (richous) touristes !…🤕🤕

  • @secondme209
    @secondme209 11 місяців тому

    probably the most inelegant woman on earth

    • @Ashronz
      @Ashronz 2 дні тому

      Indeed
      Very vulgar

  • @FixedFace
    @FixedFace Рік тому +5

    open border aficionados should be banned from travelling.
    "you want paris, milano, london, berlin, madrid, münchen etc to be the same euroasiafro melting pots? then why visit them in the first place?"

    • @Joedirt3349
      @Joedirt3349 Рік тому

      Fully agree

    • @Joedirt3349
      @Joedirt3349 Рік тому

      open border= Death

    • @billpugh58
      @billpugh58 11 місяців тому +8

      all internal borders of Schengen are open😂 it’s why the EU works! 450.000.000 people traveling, consuming, exporting importing without red tape!

    • @solitaryman777
      @solitaryman777 9 місяців тому +1

      You're in all these comment sections at the bottom for Travel Man. Is the point you're trying to make is that only xenophobes should be able to cross borders? Is that because they wouldn't leave home, so nobody goes anywhere, or is it you prefer the glass-case treatment across the board? Hard to discern what cranks are so fussy about, though I suspect they don't know, either.

  • @Ihatemaxpigmentation
    @Ihatemaxpigmentation 11 місяців тому +1

    absinthe is not even french and only the tourist version is drunk with sugar. normally its just mixed with water from shown fountains

    • @BOOMER751
      @BOOMER751 11 місяців тому +2

      The formula is swiss, yes but it gained fame in France. Also, there are several ways to drink absinthe. Adding plain iced water to absinthe is just one of them. But there are 3 very traditional methods that are recommended to increase the flavor:
      -the French way which is to filter into the absinthe cold water on top of a sugar cube (the one we see in the video).
      -The Czech way which is to dip the sugar cube into the absinthe with a spoon before setting it on fire to create a caramel. Then you add it to the absinthe with water.
      -The Russian way which is to add a sugar syrup (1/3 sugar 2/3 water) directly to the absinthe.