AAAA GAMES - Mega64
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- Опубліковано 16 бер 2016
- ATTN ALL GAME DEVELOPERS: "AAA" IS NOT ENOUGH!! THE INDUSTRY MUST GO FURTHER FOR THE GAMING PUBLIC!!!!!!!!!!
ALL INDIE GAMES MUST CEASE DEVELOPMENT IMMEDIATELY AS WELL WE ARE SORRY GOODBYE
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ubisoft just called skull and bones a AAAA game so i came back here... man this sure aged like a fine wine LOL
Yep same reason I'm here lol
@@El-Burrito same lmao
Lol same. Had to spread this on X.
Same here.
If we really wanted to call any games AAAA, we'd be talking about games like GTA V or VI, Baldur's Gate 3 or possibly Cyberpunk (despite its vast flaws). Games with such earth-shittingly large budgets, time and/or effort put into them that they don't quite fit the AAA moniker. I very highly doubt Ubi put in more time, effort or budget into S&B than any of those games.
Back when "AAAA" was said as a joke and not an unironic statement from a studio.
Iirc, this video was in response to Microsoft saying "AAAA" unironically. The industry never learns from its mistakes.
Thank you Ubisoft for making us come back to this. Aged great.
Well, the joke turned into a reality.
Ain’t that the truth 😞
2020 the year that Contagious Madness has overtaken Common Sense.
I think it was always like this, remember Duke nukem?
2024: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Bro I'm from 2024
This truly aged like a fine wine, the games industry, on the other hand, has aged like milk
So it's safe to assume you're here after Xbox announced their "AAAA studio" too, huh... You're right, this is the finest of wines.
Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent.
Corporate, what kind of _free_ manufactured merchandise must be in your goodie bag to consent investing into paradise?
Free merch > Free speech.
ubisoft literally just got into a PR debacle over "AAAA"
@@avopeac6300 UBImafiAAAA.
Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation.
Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent.
UBImafiAAAA is a corporation.
@@brokengames9020 bro im too drunk for this
Yet another prediction from Mega64. Crazy how many times this happens
It is almost as if these things are obvious considering the way things are going in.
Leaked Skull and Bones development
7 Years Later. Skull and Bones is exactly like this.
"Coming in 11 years"
Well, they're a bit off for a couple of years but...
Literally No One:
Ubisoft Marketing Department: We should use this idea
2024: Ubisoft CEO defends Skull and Bones' $7O price despite its live service leanings, calls it 'quadruple-A'
This video aged like fine pirate wine
This has aged extremely well.
"AAAA games coming in 11 years", video uploaded march 2016. They were off by about 3 years, pretty close though.
Imagine if the Perfect Dark game actually gets a 5/10
I mean, cyberpunk did
Imagine it gets a 4
Im so confused, out of countless AAA games to choose from EA, Activision or Ubisoft you chose this new game we havent seen much of from a dormant franchise that hasnt seen an entry since 2005? What?
@@AlexRN This is a late reply, but it’s in reference to MS saying the Perfect Dark Reboot would be a “AAAA” quality game. That is a legit statement someone made.
“The Initiative [dev studio making PD Reboot] is famous for how it was sold to consumers, with Microsoft stating that it is a "AAAA" studio”
dragon's dogma 2 got a 5/10 lol!
With Ubisoft's new claims of AAAA games, this has once more aged like the greatest French wine out there. And with how Ubisoft is, it might be delayed enough to actually RELEASE 11 years after this video, too.
Years ahead of his time
Proof time travelers are real
This Time Travelers have aged like fine wine
This man is a prophet
WAIT, this came out 7 years ago???
I thought this joke was literally a riff off Skull & Bones.... 💀
Rewatching this after the Console Tier List video
Dunky a true fucking fan, what a perfect deep cut.
Same. Noticed I already had a like on the video. Legit. 😎🤙
Thank you Dunkey for helping see this
fuck that guy
What video did he say that again
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 Idk bro, it was a year ago
Happy birthday Xbox
@@panikk2that goes in the x-tier, for xbox
yeah the consumer reaction is pretty accurate
Ubisoft approved. Wow they even delivered it 4 years early, what a great company!
We all know why we're all here
remember when this was a joke
Would that be an Out Of Season April Fools Joke?
They tried to warn us. Now UbiSoft has officially coined the term quadruple A video game.
"Crunch time is all the time, starting day 1" mega64 predicted telltale.
They also predicted cyberpunk 2077
I think this is just the entire industry now, it's horrible
@@huxleyleodwalding5751 always has been
4 years off isn't that bad
the box art hahah, I laughed so hard at that
+Matt Badham same lmfao. i thought i was the only one.
The laugh revved up real slow
Box art = fakeness par excellence.
Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent.
Corporate, what kind of _free_ manufactured merchandise must be in your goodie bag to consent investing into paradise?
Free merch > Free speech.
I've seen neptunia box arts more creative than that.
Oh, the best bit in the video by far! XD
Solving Global Warming vs Good Graphics...
I think we all know what's more important here.
The graphics, thats really what its all about. -Jerry Rice
CakeXplosion 😂
4 years later and we now have Ray Tracing 😅
my favorite vids are the ones where the end is just derrick screaming, my only gripe is that he wasn't screaming for two minutes
+Meat Which is also how the best podcasts start and end too.
+Meat or derrick singing, he's got the voice of an angel
+Gabeux I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!
I bet that's actually how Shawn's life goes lol
Mandatory training video for Microsoft employees
if these AAAA games are VR ready then I'm all in!
Suffer😊
well now it's real
Very relevant thanks to the new Microsoft AAAA company
I bet AAAA games are complete, have no DLC and are worth the 60 dollar price
+cheesebufer You mean how it was in the old days? And they were FIFTY dollars?
+Lucios1995 $50 back then would be about $90 these days.
+Cleveland Rock
I remember when I use to be able to buy a burger for 10 cents. I want to live again in the early 1900's...
+cheesebufer Sounds a lot like how I plan to develop my games...minus the elongated loading times and overly-expensive prices these days.
+cheesebufer No, indies are complete and work the asking price and usually don't have DLCs. AAA games are kind of complete and ask you to buy DLCs. But AAAA games, the future! AAAA games will be a weekly subscription of 20$ even for solo games, and you have to be subscribed to either PS Plus or Xbox gold. What's that? You're on a PC? The future is now, PC gentlemen! We have now upgraded to windows 10.10, now closer to consoles than ever! Xbox Gold is now required to use the internet browser on your computer, and it isn't only specific for one home, the subscription is required on every device! What's that? The game is about 4 hours long? Oh right! Now using future tech, you also have to buy our DLCs! AAA games had only one season pass, but that's the past! With the new AAAA game system, every game has not one, not two, not four, but THREE season passes! Bottom line is, you can only activate one at a time! So you have to subscribe to one at a time, all the time! What's that? Bugs and glitches? Sure thing! We'll patch it for the low low price of 15 dollars/update, with each update having its own preorder bonuses including: in game hat, extremely overpowered weapon that makes everyone who doesn't preorder completely inferior, and a small pack of stickers sent to your home! -Shipping fees and terms of service apply- But wait, there's more! With the future of PC gaming, people who don't frequently upgrade their computer will be missing out! Now, using extreme math and economics, we have created GAME EXCLUSIVE VIDEO CARDS. This means that every game company will have its own specific graphics card that will make their games (and their games ONLY) run on 60FPS -Bad port issues might be included and patched at 9th DLC release date- But wait, even MORE! Now using AAAA technology, every game will have 3 GOTY HD remasters, one for each year so that you can buy the SAME GAME again and again! AAAA gamings are amazing, guys! Amazing! THE FUTURE!!!!
The gaming industry is slowly but surely trying to spell out someone screaming
It's the people working in it crying for help.
we have no mouth....
@@Marinealver yet we must scream
lmao "what am I supposed to doooooooooo!".
Name it 'Call of Duty'
Any Mega64 video wherein Derrick freaks out is a good video.
Correction: any Mega64 video is a good video
+Jim Vaughan (Miyamoto's apprentice)
Not quite. OP got it right.
+RedHairdo op?
Jim Vaughan i know that i am 2 years late but...
OP its how you call the guy that began the comment chain.
@@RedHairdo Nah, Jim was correct.
Ahead of its time.
Dunkey brought me back to this video
ubisoft launched a AAAA game so, not a joke anymore LMAO
Absolute prophets.
Happy Thanksgiving Xbox
you predicted ubisoft AAAA lmao
That has aged like fine wine
AAAA+ video
Come back soon, miss your vids
It will happen
“Coming in 11 years” ...sad it only took 5
Only 2020 could be a year so steep in insanity, that this parody has become a reality.
Coming in 11 years? Nope it arrived in 4 years. 5 out of 10
5/10
+HappyConsoleGamer Load times are too long, should go back to cartridge days.
+Ness Kirby heh, more like Fartridge!
+Ness Kirby
we did with the switch, load times are just as long
Dayum, really great video. Excellent production value with the classic Mega64 humour. I LIKE IT.
A talking donkey brought me here
so glad to know what The Initiative has been working on
IT'S REAL
-Amazing video,
-The graphics were great
-everyone thought you lost your touch for some reason with funny factory
-they were worried for nothing cus they don't understand your words.
- I laughed alot
5/10
Of course AAAA games are great. They take 12 years to make!
+ss10baby
BOYHOOD
+ss10baby Duke Nukem Forever took 14+ years to make, baby! (hey I like it)
I FUCKING LOVE BOYHOOD! IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE! BOYHOOD!
PsychoKenshin aww I
Dunkey brought me here
Coming back to this because the new Perfect Dark game is aaaa
more like rAAAApe
I don't like AAAA games but I like playing them
dunkey
thakes domk
It finally happened y'all.
I'm an Indie and i'm not going to get forced out of business just like that. I'm going to introduce the new level of indie.
Presenting....IIIndie! It's not your ordinary indie, it's Triple I ndie!
I love it. Thank you for continuing to exist Mega64. Appreciate it greatly.
"This is not a joke" is probably my favorite Mega64 joke. Kills me every time you guys use it.
And turns out the reason that this is funny...
Is because it's true
short and sweet, i loved this. derrick's meltdown at the end and the sudden cut-off caught me off guard. fuck yea my mega64 bois do it again.
The budget makes me scream _AAAA!_
Dev 0.5%
Marketing 65%
Bribes and stock bonuses "the rest"
Another successful prediction by Mega64 - The Callisto Protocol announced to be a AAAA game
Did they just include a screenshot of Rambo - The Video Game while talking about triple A games? That's hilarious.
I really, really enjoyed this video. The work put into editing is definitely noticeable. Honestly I think it's your best in a while. Great work boyz!
Here from the Dunkey console tier list video
haha the game is rated E10 I didn't catch that the first time.
They predicted the AAAA game, but i also want to bring attention to the prediction of the gamer reaction "eh... I don't really like it. 5/10" they couldn't have a done a more accurate prediction
Wow this was awesome! Really liking the higher production value. Glad to see the Patron money isn't going to waste :)
It's weird, in sports triple A teams are the level below professional, but in video games triple A means the biggest most professional (in theory).
+wingwaabuddha
Yeah, well. Sports are stupid.
Sports ain't games baby
+wingwaabuddha fuck baseball
+Gundogcox24 sports are literally games
+Josh Conn no they are a lifestyle
MEGA64 I LOVE YOU GUYS, YOU'RE THE 1ST CHANNEL I SUBSCRIBED TO AND MY FAVORITE CHANNEL OF ALL TIME, LOVE YOU GUYS! NEVER CHANGE!
DON'T THINK I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT RE-PURPOSED JOURNEY HOOD ON MR. BOTTE.
Brings this video from a 9.2/10 to a 9.1.5/10. Sorry fellas.
+Flesh Sandwich It wasn't
What? WHAT? Are You KIDDING ME? What Are THEY SUPPOSED TO DOOOOO?
+Enra Versadi Magicka hood you got at a con?
+Mega64 Oh, okay then.
I re-rate this video 10 out of 10 prayers for Belgium.
honestly my favorite vid in a while ! awesome job boys
That gamer just sums up most gamers xD
They forgot to buy off the reviewers and ignore beta testers.
Well he did get angry when the tester called the game "meh"
Instead of targeting 30 FPS, we're now targeting an unlocked 15 FPS!
At 128K!!!!!
that reaction at the end was on point
It's scary how accurate this represents the current sate of AAA games.
2020 made this video true
Probably one of their most well filmed and produced videos ever
That cover art was just so amazing!
Oh well.. that aged porly didn't it?
Ubisoft in 2024 be like:
“A lot of people say ‘triple-A’ and that’s kind of become the norm, with all the ‘big triple-A games’ yadda yadda. No. We want to go beyond triple-A. We want to push to the next level. We’ve taken up just saying ‘quad-A’ all day.” From Dead Space 3 exec. producer Steve Papoutus. No lie.
+Rick Stark Triple H, the game
+PsychoKenshin but how are we able to know how good the graphics are if his hair is short now?
You can still recoup your losses. Just set the preorders at $800,000. Throw in a little figure of Banksy. You'll be ok.
Brilliant ending! Screaming Derrick is always good for a giggle!
4 years later and satire turns into reality...
2020, the year of MADNESS
UBISOFT in 2024 be like...
I'm impressed, that was some very good comedic acting at the end.
Skull and Bones fails because it is not out in 2027, when the REAL AAAA game comes out
imagine living in a world were satire became reality.
I'm working on a AAAA+ title! it's so real and the graphics are so good. You put on googles and you poke a rock with a stick, in REAL LIFE HD. The peasants will never see this coming.
+JapanskNinja but is it free-to-play with a gameplay-timer that only refills when you pay 3 dollars or wait 24 hours? cuz i think those are required for making a profit these days...
The production on this vid must have been at least 10+ years, looks great.
Man... Garrett gets to have all the fun working with all of that equipment! Can't wait to get my milling machine and lathe in.