@@yermongo Jay keeps his mind sharp by feeding on the souls and brainpower of Mike and Rich Evans. That's why Mike slurs like an alcoholic and Rich Evans can barely make a single correct sentence.
It's like seeing what happens when the human brain is forced to watch all the Resident Evil movies sequentially.. Really sad to see a man push to his limits.
Probably on some form of medication. That's why old people lose their minds, they're on like 50 different types of medication every day. All telling their brains to do different things.
That Yoda-Gnome anecdote was like the Plinkett review of the Phantom Menace where he talks about the scene where a pizza roll tells him to kill his family, except in real life.
@@lusteraliaszero yeah i believe mike shouldn't have reacted this way, rich was just adding in spice to mike's joke. the perpetual mistreatment of Rich Evans is disgusting to me #giverichhisdiabetesmedicine
In their commentary track for Jurassic Park they make a joke about serial killer dna being mixed into the dinosaurs about 3 different times throughout the whole movie. it's honestly quite amazing
Very well done. Only dementia missing is when Rich compares a street fight with a football game, one second after Mike has just done it. He just said that.
2:19 that smile of acknowledgement towards Jay and still insisting minutes later that he never said tums festival in that movie is so disturbing but hillarious
How is Jay actually getting prettier and prettier over the years in RLM and seems to still have tip top cognitive abilities of the three? How come he's not infected??
I think Jay is passing off Dementia to the Red Letter Media crew. Every clip here featured Jay always saying something and one of the guys going along with something bizarre or repeating what he just said. He’s the true source.
"Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming they don't stop coming"
Everyday ends with a Tums festival! Everyday ends with a Tums festival! Everyday ends with a Tums festival! Everyday ends with a Tums festival! Everyday ends with a Tums festival! Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
You forgot when Rich explained the human-gorilla hybrid twice. Once during the Jurassic Park commentary, then the another time during a Best of the Worst, which made Mike spit out his drink.
7/10 did not end with shot of Mike and Jay lying on the floor in Plinkett's house. I think this is an issue of being on a panel and thinking of something to say while someone else is talking, so you don't hear them and you're just waiting for the chance to say your thing. If you're going to be on a panel, listen to your panelmates so this shit doesn't happen, Rich Evans.
Mike does it all the the too, though. In HITB Jay says something, then Mike says "no, but ..." and then says the exact same thing, flavoured with some silly voices.
Rich has said before during a gaming stream with Jack that he still refuses to watch the Tums Festival episode because of how wrong he was after going all-in that it was Samurai Cop
You know when you are writing something by hand, you hear someone speaking and unknowingly write down a word _they_ said? That's what Rich Evans does with people.
I love the ambient background noise :) Reminds me of the "8 Robots We ALL Should be Scared of" video soundtrack. For those who've not seen it, it's worth a look - preferably just after 3am if you've been feeling on edge. Features that "baby" (see also youtube "Child-robot With Biomimetic Body (CB2)") robot that is in a perpetual state of anxiety. I say robot... It's movements are WAYYY too fucking realistic. I'll go out on a limb and say it isn't a robot at all, but a small person that these scientists have trapped inside the soft, grey, latex-like skin of what APPEARS to be a robot and are perpetually torturing them, in order to see when breaking point arrives. Seriously, post 2am, feeling bad/uncomfortable, put on headphones and watch "8 Robots We ALL Should be Scared of" if you've not already :)
i can't wait for the Half in the bag episode where it's just Jay carted around Mike and Rich and trying to feed them applesauce while reviewing Jurassic World 8
Let's not forget the time Rich had a psychotic episode and was just sitting in silence thinking about someone getting their face smashed in with a rifle.
Yoda's butt is wiggling in Empire,while being "crazy Yoda", and messing up Luke's stuff. That triggered it for Mike. God, I'm actually trying to make sense of this all...
The human mind can only take so much useless B-movie trivia before breaking.
I'd agree if Jay didn't exist.
@@yermongo Jay keeps his mind sharp by feeding on the souls and brainpower of Mike and Rich Evans. That's why Mike slurs like an alcoholic and Rich Evans can barely make a single correct sentence.
It's like seeing what happens when the human brain is forced to watch all the Resident Evil movies sequentially.. Really sad to see a man push to his limits.
@@SirNilzey Jay is kept at bay with Star Trek trivia.
*I CAN TAKE MORE!!*
More concerning when you realize Rich doesn't drink
Asdadsgs Aadasf WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Doesn't matter. He gets contact drunk by spending too much time around Mike.
Probably on some form of medication. That's why old people lose their minds, they're on like 50 different types of medication every day. All telling their brains to do different things.
Didn't he only stop within the last year or so?
Nope. He's never touched a drop. His parents were drug addicts and he didn't ever want to be like them.
This is what living in Milwaukee does to you.
Every day (in Milwaukee) ends with a TUMS FESTIVAL.
as a milwaukeean i would agree
As my uncle always used to say: It's something in the water.
Black Ice moving where
Its the cryptosporidium
Mike’s brain can no longer retain information that isn’t Star Trek related.
ua-cam.com/video/rqAv_UgavDs/v-deo.html
Imagine if William Shatner watches this video. He's gonna feel so bad when he realizes he insulted elderly people with dementia.
Does Rich Evans think other people are his brain?
Wreck-It Rolfe fuck that’s funny
We are.
Hahaha! Fuk that killed me
Wreck-It Rolfe Well now I think that other people might be my brain now. Well done...
No but sometimes he does think banks are his house.
That Yoda-Gnome anecdote was like the Plinkett review of the Phantom Menace where he talks about the scene where a pizza roll tells him to kill his family, except in real life.
Hmm, as Plinkett becomes bland as fuck, Mike becomes more like Plinkett.
It's like _____, it _____
@CW Is Mike replacing Mr Plinkett?
Wait, the pizza roll thing didnt really happen?
@SvendleBerries
I was just about to say that. Thats weird.
This is borderline experimental.
1:27 is the fucking best, Rich practically repeats it verbatim and it kills me
**that's what i JUST said**
The way his voice was edited tho lmao
tbf that one was fine, rich was most likely about to say "jesus christ it's like a tums festival in his stomach" which is pretty funny
@@lusteraliaszero yeah i believe mike shouldn't have reacted this way, rich was just adding in spice to mike's joke. the perpetual mistreatment of Rich Evans is disgusting to me #giverichhisdiabetesmedicine
Mike’s doing his best Max Landis impression
In their commentary track for Jurassic Park they make a joke about serial killer dna being mixed into the dinosaurs about 3 different times throughout the whole movie. it's honestly quite amazing
To be fair that's a decent joke. Well, at least an okay joke.
To be fair it's a decent joke. Or at least an okay one.
@@Manx123 To be fair it's a decent joke. Just, it's an okay thing
Epstein didn’t kill himse... ah I fucked it up!
They also tell the same joke about mixing serial killer dna with dinosaur dna several times during the Jurassic park commentary track
the Yoda part gets me every frickin’ time
"i really thought that happened!" 😂
Made more funny by how plausible it is.
Very well done. Only dementia missing is when Rich compares a street fight with a football game, one second after Mike has just done it. He just said that.
Hjälte Björkdahl I love that moment. Mike is almost in shock that Rich repeated what he said without realizing it.
What Cynthia Rothrock has, it's almost like the touch football equivalent of dementia.
Hjälte Björkdahl Which episode was that
Dr. Aisaitl The best of the worst with Blood Debts and The Tomb
It's at 41:25
2:19 that smile of acknowledgement towards Jay and still insisting minutes later that he never said tums festival in that movie is so disturbing but hillarious
Jay has absorbed all of their memory capacity so he can fill it with useless movie information.
That's why in every video he lists off like 10 obscure experimental films.
Fun fact: Mike is just drinking water in those bottles, he just pretends its beer to hide his dementia.
Is dementia replacing AAAAAAAAAIIIDDDSSSS?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalzheimers
I read that with "AT-ST!" in mind!
Wow, that aids lasted longer than Magic Johnson
Dementia in daaa hoouuuseee!!!
It always does
This deserves more views. If for no other reason than to raise awareness of the long term effects of Tums and alcohol abuse.
Jacob Hoss haha
their last day ends with a tums festval...
Rich doesnt drink lol
How is Jay actually getting prettier and prettier over the years in RLM and seems to still have tip top cognitive abilities of the three? How come he's not infected??
Tiia Mannix He isn't an alcoholic or take any tums.
He's draining the life-force from Mike and Rich.
Tiia Mannix He has good genes and he's a reverse vampire.
Distracted Globe Productions I really like that theory. You should write a fanfic.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Well, he does like LIFEFORCE. And we all like a naked Matilda May.
I imagine in 20 years they will be reviewing b-movies from a nursing home
how did the 0 get in there?
@@alexander1055 Rich Evans refuses to go
I think you mean a nursing home grandpa
Better than "place to dispose of old people"
And they’ll just be rewatching the same movies because they won’t remember them
"We're not on Half in the Bag" 😂😭
He checks the set.
@@hotmealdotcomma LOL
There is a shot in Empire where Yoda is digging through luke's stuff and his butt is sticking out. Thats probably what Mike was thinking of
This comment made me laugh so goddamn hard
Bravo, you cracked the code of Mike‘s deranged subconsciousness
The eerie music that slowly creeps in really adds to the clip
I think Jay is passing off Dementia to the Red Letter Media crew. Every clip here featured Jay always saying something and one of the guys going along with something bizarre or repeating what he just said.
He’s the true source.
HE MUST BE STOPPED
HE MUST BE CONTAINED
It’s like palpatine making yoda not realise it’s him
I never trusted that boy.
You think he’s feeding them cake with dementia pheromones?
He's activating
The editing and music adds so much, this was honestly really funny.
i watched this video just now and was like geez this was funny and then found I commented on it 8 months ago turns out I have dementia
@@MeritlessMemes it's time to put you in the home, Meritless Memes
That concerned look on Rich's face when he said "That's legitimate dementia".
The amount of schlock they're watching is rotting their brains
All the RLM characters represent various stages of neglect, dementia and male pattern baldness
Every day ends with crippling dimentia
That’s what I juust saiiiiiiiiiddddd!
My dad is 76 and this is literally what it's like dealing with him.
"Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming
they don't stop coming"
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
Everyday ends with a Tums festival!
EnterpriseKnight Only shooting stars break the TUMS FESTIVAL!!!
This felt like the longest two minutes and twenty-three seconds of my life.
i love rlm it's ACTUALLY like watching 4 grandpas repeating what they just said to each other because they can't remember what was just said
Jay, Jack, and Josh are the only ones exempt from the dementia. Maybe it’s the J’s in their names…
This video summarizes my emotions when I watch a clip or a meme on UA-cam and see every comment saying what was said in the video.
They're all losing their minds. Stop it, movies!!!!
snuke37 fuck movies
movies are cancer
Not a bad hypothesis. They've shit they would have found forgettable and mediocre years ago.
It is horrible how people in media die for their art. Mike and Rich are having their minds rot to give us VHS trash reviews, so we don't have to.
This is Lynchian. Jay became more powerful each time Rich denied that Tum's festival line.
Ten thumbs up.
I love how passive aggressive Mike is when he states “that’s what I just said.” That’s what living in the Mid-West will do to you.
"Alright, it's time to put you in the home Mike" why is this line so funny
The music just enhances this to scary levels.
To be fair, Mike's joke was that the guy *died of* Tums Festival, while Rich's joke was that *it was like* a Tums Festival *inside* that guy's corpse
Red Letter Media presents Everywhere at the End of Time.
This is incredibly unsettling...I'm getting the creepy feeling that there might be someone living in the walls...
OLD LADY IN THE WALL!
scratch scratch
Asbestos, and mold forming from all the used beer bottles.
Stage 6 of RedLetterMedia is without description
*BOYYYED-ED-ED BOYYYED-ED-ED BOYYYED-ED-ED*
Great RLM style editing. You got the right beats. Loved this!
You forgot when Rich explained the human-gorilla hybrid twice. Once during the Jurassic Park commentary, then the another time during a Best of the Worst, which made Mike spit out his drink.
Mike Stoklasa recently referred to "The Avengers: Infinity War" as "Thanos Man". Update required?
I have a feeling that was a joke though
7/10 did not end with shot of Mike and Jay lying on the floor in Plinkett's house.
I think this is an issue of being on a panel and thinking of something to say while someone else is talking, so you don't hear them and you're just waiting for the chance to say your thing. If you're going to be on a panel, listen to your panelmates so this shit doesn't happen, Rich Evans.
Mike does it all the the too, though. In HITB Jay says something, then Mike says "no, but ..." and then says the exact same thing, flavoured with some silly voices.
I'm genuinely worried for them
Rich was so sure he was right about the tums
Too be fair there was an official easter egg video (from the original Episode III DVD?) where yoda danced with clone troopers.
Awww, you forgot when Mike is talking to himself in front of the wheel of the worst. (I think its an episode with the canadians)
Jason Guerrero I know which episode you are talking about. And the canadians reappear out of nowhere.
Only thing is that was done on purpose as a funny bit. All these clips are of them legitimately misremembering things.
"Time to put you in the home mike..."
Good thing they aren't in New York
Its like a final scene in a movie where you get a montage of all the delusions that main character was unaware he had.
how does it feel to have lived long enough to see your own mind go down in flames
There's something about Mike talking calmly while the screen violently shakes that really cracks me up
EVERY NIGHT CONCLUDES WITH ANTACID ANARCHY
Now you gotta add where Mike forgot that he watched Death Stalker. In the Death Stalker 2 review.
In "Best of the Worst: Night of the Lepus, Zombie 3, and Silk" there are some other noticeable moments of early dementia.
All the bad movies they watch are impregnating their minds with memory eating larvae.
I LITERALLY *JUST* SAID THAT
He literally just said it
REMEMBER YODA DANCING BY THE FIRE
This is what modern cinema does to people. They stared too long into the abyss.
..................RRRight. S:I
When you whisper into the void, it whispers back "Tums Festival".
cant wait to see what the future has in store for these young men
this video is so good on many levels. the clips you choose, the music, the editing, I love it, thanks for your effort.
I laughed really really hard at this video. Thank you for putting this together.
Rich has said before during a gaming stream with Jack that he still refuses to watch the Tums Festival episode because of how wrong he was after going all-in that it was Samurai Cop
You know when you are writing something by hand, you hear someone speaking and unknowingly write down a word _they_ said? That's what Rich Evans does with people.
Good editing, really made me feel like I also have worsening dementia
"C'mon Mr. Evans, Mr. Stoklasa it's dinner time. We're serving your favourite pudding today."
I love the ambient background noise :) Reminds me of the "8 Robots We ALL Should be Scared of" video soundtrack. For those who've not seen it, it's worth a look - preferably just after 3am if you've been feeling on edge. Features that "baby" (see also youtube "Child-robot With Biomimetic Body (CB2)") robot that is in a perpetual state of anxiety. I say robot... It's movements are WAYYY too fucking realistic. I'll go out on a limb and say it isn't a robot at all, but a small person that these scientists have trapped inside the soft, grey, latex-like skin of what APPEARS to be a robot and are perpetually torturing them, in order to see when breaking point arrives. Seriously, post 2am, feeling bad/uncomfortable, put on headphones and watch "8 Robots We ALL Should be Scared of" if you've not already :)
I always thought it was the alcohol talking but there might be a serious case here
i can't wait for the Half in the bag episode where it's just Jay carted around Mike and Rich and trying to feed them applesauce while reviewing Jurassic World 8
Give it a few years.
Let's not forget the time Rich had a psychotic episode and was just sitting in silence thinking about someone getting their face smashed in with a rifle.
It's not really fair, unlike Mike and Rich, Jay has a near perfect 100% IQ.
100% IQ wut? what does that even mean?
@@ErimlRGG clearly your IQ isn't 100%
Sorry :( I don't watch Rick and Morty, I'm not an intellectual
@@ErimlRGG to be fair,
An IQ in the triple digits
Yoda's butt is wiggling in Empire,while being "crazy Yoda", and messing up Luke's stuff. That triggered it for Mike. God, I'm actually trying to make sense of this all...
Mike,Jay rich, Jack and Josh you guys help save physical media and I thank you!
LOOK UA-cam I WATCHED IT
YOU CAN STOP RECOMMENDING IT NOW
fireflocs
Wow man, I think the tums are starting to enter the system, you gotta chill
Now even UA-cam is getting dementia
This is superb. Thank you for this.
At a certain point, around early 30s, your brain gets full, and you start pushing shit out to make room.
Jay is the only sane one left lol
All the alcohol is burning out their neurons!
the background music hits different after the caretaker's everywhere at the end of time
Moondela Affect
Rich Evans doesn’t have dementia, he’s just time traveling a few seconds into the future
Depression has a tendency to cause memory loss so I don’t blame them
Legitimately got a dementia advert for this
The ominous background noise... lmfao
That moment with Mike is my absolute favorite thing from RLM, ever Hahahah.
I swear this felt like the longest video I've ever watched on UA-cam
They suffer so we don't have to. Brave souls!
It’s beautiful to watch these stalwart American lions slip gracefully into the abyss of their elder days
Love the little zoom at the end, showing Rich's acknowledgment.
"Its like the touch football version of street fighting"
J isnt their co-star he's their caretaker.
Accurate depiction of my last 3 brain cells trying to from a thought
getting a biden ad after this is *chefs kiss
God, great supercut edits like this make the wait between uploads bearable