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  • @anthonyrobson3648
    @anthonyrobson3648 7 років тому +541

    Well now you have Norfolk's MADDEST man !!!!! 😂😂

    • @dickweeeeeeeeeed
      @dickweeeeeeeeeed 7 років тому +13

      ...every geography teacher......

    • @leeosborne3793
      @leeosborne3793 2 роки тому +1

      I wanted to watch Roger Moore necking with Fiona Fullerton!

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 5 років тому +95

    "Black jumpsuits - with lemon piping". -- classic partridge!!!

  • @dantemaycry89
    @dantemaycry89 3 роки тому +155

    I'd love to see Partridge do every Bond opening.

  • @Burns1993Joe
    @Burns1993Joe 6 років тому +253

    One of the greatest comedy scenes ever! Execution was perfect 😂👌🏼

    • @siannyc3941
      @siannyc3941 4 роки тому +6

      TOONARMYJOE93 remember watching this when it was first aired and I still laugh as hard now 😂

    • @ChubbyChecker182
      @ChubbyChecker182 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, amazing

    • @PaulMJohnson
      @PaulMJohnson 3 роки тому +6

      Michael saying, "he means his cock" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    • @PDCRed
      @PDCRed 3 роки тому +2

      At least "seven on ten" 😂

    • @gwynnethcoan761
      @gwynnethcoan761 2 роки тому +2

      That must have taken so much rehearsal - just fabulous!

  • @stevedawson8017
    @stevedawson8017 4 роки тому +108

    'What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffas?'
    'GOLDFINGAHHHHH!!!'

  • @dtg5909
    @dtg5909 7 місяців тому +17

    Absolute acting masterclass from Coogan. Just absolute perfection.

  • @daidavies90
    @daidavies90 7 років тому +300

    Glang.. Glangalangalangalangalangalang.. Glangalang.. Langalangalang..

    • @siannyc3941
      @siannyc3941 4 роки тому +10

      Red Hot Flames-182 no body does it better...

    • @Samn3212
      @Samn3212 2 місяці тому +2

      UA-cam thinks this is a foreign language and has offered to translate it. It just doesn’t know…

  • @SuperZedd
    @SuperZedd 8 років тому +325

    Stop getting Bond wrong 😂

    • @eraldylli
      @eraldylli 8 років тому +15

      I have never seen a Bond movie, but this made me want to start a marathon right now!

    • @ValChronification
      @ValChronification 7 років тому +12

      red piping not lemon

    • @mojo76
      @mojo76 7 років тому

      Stop it😂😂😂😂

    • @angelg6565
      @angelg6565 4 роки тому +1

      Me with my friends! XD

    • @HotJalapeno_YT77
      @HotJalapeno_YT77 29 днів тому

      ​@@eraldylliwell if you do make sure to skip the timothy dalton ones they were appaling

  • @araregoodguy
    @araregoodguy 7 років тому +397

    He reminds me of those kids at school that were obsessed with something and used to bore you talking about it every moment they got.

    • @capturedlondon
      @capturedlondon 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah. They’re ruined

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 4 роки тому +23

      Ironically I experience that with a girl in my college class, with Alan Partridge
      You're not just sexy you're also a very good fan club member

    • @mhl8396
      @mhl8396 4 роки тому +10

      That was me.

    • @RoskinGreenrake
      @RoskinGreenrake 4 роки тому

      wtf

    • @imamoronand9199
      @imamoronand9199 4 роки тому +20

      Autistic kids?

  • @davidtappenden9454
    @davidtappenden9454 Рік тому +21

    I would pay so much money for an alan partridge voice over of every bond film

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 років тому +44

    Maybe one of the most quotable shows ever.

  • @OFFtheCHIZANE
    @OFFtheCHIZANE Рік тому +27

    1:55 I’ve watched this clip so many times and I’ve only just noticed that Sonja only gets the ‘something’s come up’ joke when Michael explains it 😂

    • @andrewmurray5542
      @andrewmurray5542 Рік тому +3

      😂😂 well spotted. Check out Lynn's face at that same moment. Classic!

  • @buddyalbert5808
    @buddyalbert5808 3 роки тому +31

    I come back to this about once a week. One of the funniest clips ever.
    Much needed. Thanks

  • @LuneyTune72
    @LuneyTune72 7 років тому +251

    Peter Serafinowicz almost looks like a parody of Javier Bardem in this scene.

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 4 роки тому +2

      That's what I thought too

    • @jackjude
      @jackjude 4 роки тому +26

      Norfolk, No County for Old Men

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 4 роки тому +4

      That's funny seeing as how he voiced Darth Maul in The Phantom Menace.

    • @Ben-fk9ey
      @Ben-fk9ey 3 роки тому

      I can't unsee that now

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael 8 місяців тому

      ​@@Paul91- I never knew that

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 8 років тому +174

    WHAT, THE WHOLE SUMBARINE?!

    • @cabbagesnuffler1449
      @cabbagesnuffler1449 7 років тому +23

      YOU'RE JOKING?!

    • @bguerra4
      @bguerra4 7 років тому +19

      SEE YA!

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 7 років тому +9

      Yes he's with a lady!
      Yeah.. he's necking with her

    • @gitsurfer27
      @gitsurfer27 8 місяців тому +1

      I'M GONNA GO TELL SOME OTHER RUSSIANS, CYAAAA

  • @gavinobrien3654
    @gavinobrien3654 2 роки тому +30

    Quite simply the best British comedy ever written. The script is peerless, with every sentence an absolute pearl. "Black, with lemon piping" 😂😂

    • @ooeyb
      @ooeyb 2 роки тому +4

      It is indeed a true gem.

    • @mdacheets
      @mdacheets Рік тому +8

      It's actually red piping Alan.....stop getting bond wrong!

  • @sichiu
    @sichiu 5 років тому +49

    What I find funny and interesting is that when Alan says “do you wanna hear some more?” It cuts straight to them watching the Strongest Man video, but that appears to be nighttime, whereas his demo was during the daytime. So he must’ve continued the rest then lol

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 4 роки тому +7

      after all this time i just realized that

    • @BroadcastDonkey
      @BroadcastDonkey Рік тому +3

      i think its just conveying the idea theyve been watching america's strongest man all night

  • @fin-ed6oj
    @fin-ed6oj 2 роки тому +40

    The best thing about it is that he gets Bond wrong straight away. Fiona Fullerton is in a View to a Kill. The Spy who Loved me is Barbara Bach!

    • @mattwarrington1
      @mattwarrington1 Рік тому +9

      And he gets the colour of the jumpsuits wrong

    • @thejazzmuso1
      @thejazzmuso1 Рік тому +16

      Hi, sorry to be an uber-Bond-nerd here, but although you're right about Fiona Fullerton and A View To A Kill, in the opening scene of The Spy Who Loved Me, Barbara Bach is the other agent, who's in bed with some other dude. In the log cabin, James Bond is 'necking' 😂 with Sue Vanner, which is where he puts on his ski suit. She says 'But James, I need you!' and he says 'So does England'
      One day I'll find a use for my next level useless Bond trivia

    • @AdrianPG63
      @AdrianPG63 Місяць тому

      ​@@thejazzmuso1you found it ...thats it ..

    • @leeosborne3793
      @leeosborne3793 13 днів тому

      "The bubbles tickle my...Tchaikovsky!"

  • @sarahl701
    @sarahl701 7 років тому +196

    "It's AUSTRIA! AusssstriIAAAAAAAA!!"

    • @ashthetrash6457
      @ashthetrash6457 6 років тому +8

      STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!

    • @KrillLiberator
      @KrillLiberator 4 роки тому +4

      GOOLDfingaa-aa-aah!!!

    • @ReinhardP
      @ReinhardP 3 роки тому +1

      Only because the Allies wanted it to be that way.

    • @brucekilby9957
      @brucekilby9957 3 роки тому +1

      I like the Builder with that same look in every scene. I think he was impressed with Alan's explanation,but maybe not. Ciggy going.🙁

  • @jamestherolfer8428
    @jamestherolfer8428 6 років тому +71

    "Stop getting Bond wrong." Alan.
    Bonds ski suit was yellow at a push lemon, but the "shits" were in black ski suits with RED not lemon piping. Inexcusable.

  • @basehead617
    @basehead617 6 років тому +83

    Watch Lynn’s face in every reaction shot

  • @thesimpsons17
    @thesimpsons17 7 років тому +259

    How they ever managed to shoot this without corpsing is a mystery to me

    • @LilySaintSin
      @LilySaintSin 6 років тому +20

      I'm sure they did loads of takes.

    • @carolineg1872
      @carolineg1872 5 років тому +18

      3:14 John the builder nearly did at "ooh a bit of bush".

    • @Joethefro456
      @Joethefro456 5 років тому +9

      Can see Terry crack a smile after “Norfolk’s maddest man” actually looks like it’s a new cut half way through

    • @monstersince
      @monstersince 5 років тому +4

      excellent dry pan acting

    • @TheKaluNaama
      @TheKaluNaama 4 роки тому

      @@Joethefro456 bullshit. no smile.

  • @thezachmarsh
    @thezachmarsh 3 роки тому +24

    It's INSANE that Coogan wrote "a man from The Onedin Line" when Kim Fortune (who plays a DIFFERENT officer from the British submarine in TSWLM) was in an episode of The Onedin Line. If you weren't sure whether or not Steve Coogan is a massive nerd, there you go.

  • @richardayton6862
    @richardayton6862 4 роки тому +15

    This syncs up perfectly with the start of the film

    • @misterpink808
      @misterpink808 Рік тому +1

      Is there a video of this audio cut with the film?

  • @natureisallpowerful
    @natureisallpowerful Рік тому +3

    Glang glang a lang a lang a lang...
    Completely billy bollocks 😂😂
    The way he explains it is brilliant 😂😂

  • @araregoodguy
    @araregoodguy 7 років тому +51

    'Now you've got Norfolk's maddest man!'

  • @missab1122
    @missab1122 2 роки тому +42

    Possibly the funniest scene in television history 😂 “MICHAEL! MICHAEL!”

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 2 роки тому +5

    Alan Partridge’s is 2nd only to the Carly Simon version and above Radioheads (fantastic rendition) is this version of the iconic bond theme.

  • @MrJohnDoe2525
    @MrJohnDoe2525 3 роки тому +6

    I just finished 24 bond films in 2 months. And love this video now 🤣

  • @thecollector75
    @thecollector75 2 роки тому +7

    Nobody does it better..... than Alan partridge!

  • @cosmicjenny4508
    @cosmicjenny4508 7 років тому +32

    R.I.P. Roger Moore.
    "Bang! Blood dribbles down!"

  • @buddyalbert5808
    @buddyalbert5808 3 роки тому +4

    I can and do watch this over and over. Brilliant

  • @ultra1obscene
    @ultra1obscene 5 років тому +15

    shame they cut the end off this video where he is acting bond outside whilst they watch tv

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 2 роки тому +8

    Lynn's on edge, she knows Alan's losing it again 😆

  • @Wehttam16
    @Wehttam16 Рік тому +3

    “Instead I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay!” Absolute genius 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ChubbyChecker182
    @ChubbyChecker182 3 роки тому +6

    You need to see the video on UA-cam which combines Partidges commentary here with the actual Spy Who Loved me Opening... Awesome.

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 3 роки тому +11

    The shuffle he does when he says maddest man 😂😂😂

  • @tombarter3287
    @tombarter3287 8 місяців тому +4

    I would have wanted him to do the whole film!
    "And oh no, now a shark's eating her! It's gone up her dress! No need for that!"

  • @randallrona9618
    @randallrona9618 2 роки тому +11

    Gosh! I'm still laughing that scene to this day. 😆😂🤣

  • @barryspooner2862
    @barryspooner2862 Місяць тому

    I was in the studio audience when this was filmed, we didn't know which episode was being filmed in advance, but being a massive Bond fan as well, it was utterly hilarious 😂

  • @deformednutsack9886
    @deformednutsack9886 3 роки тому +9

    Can’t watch spy who loved me without laughing now 😂👍

  • @bagelking6364
    @bagelking6364 9 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely genius!! British comedy at its best

  • @loz2495
    @loz2495 3 роки тому +4

    Proof why alan should be the next bond

  • @polyorchid528
    @polyorchid528 7 років тому +97

    Fiona Fullerton was in "A View to a kill" Alan, stop getting Bond wrong.

    • @Rik79Duc
      @Rik79Duc 7 років тому +10

      Poly Orchid he means sue vanner! He needs to stop getting Bond wrong!

    • @dantaylor7344
      @dantaylor7344 5 років тому +14

      Red piping not Lemon too!

    • @jupitorious7925
      @jupitorious7925 4 роки тому

      Well noted

    • @Gareth-410
      @Gareth-410 4 роки тому +7

      In fairness he doesn't actually say she was in The Spy Who Loved Me. Yes he says it as he went to out the video in, but he had planned to marathon the whole series of movies, so he could have been saying it as a generally thing ie "Five minutes ago I was planning on beginning my marathon of the Bond films, including my favourite scene where Roger Moore gets with Fiona Fullerton in A View To A Kill, now I have to watch a giant Michael Bolton lookalike in a tight vest throwing an oven over bales of hay". That's the way I heard it anyway.

    • @sydneyda
      @sydneyda 4 роки тому

      @@Gareth-410 but A View to a Kill didn't get taped over

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw 2 роки тому +1

    Watched this probably 24 times and it’s better every time

  • @nigelcarren
    @nigelcarren 5 років тому +20

    Only just realised Lynn's boyfriend is 'The Farmer' from Withnail and I! 🏆

    • @suburbia2050
      @suburbia2050 4 роки тому +2

      Wow amazing!! Good spot

    • @dogbreath303
      @dogbreath303 4 роки тому +2

      Spotted him in classic emmerdale last week too.

    • @gordonm6108
      @gordonm6108 3 роки тому +5

      Of course he's the fucking farmer!

    • @ShadSimm
      @ShadSimm 3 роки тому +3

      Shut that gate and keep it shut!

  • @AG-cg7lk
    @AG-cg7lk 5 місяців тому +1

    Just needed the clip of him walking up a grass verge singing the Gold Finger theme to cap it off.

  • @nedsdark8044
    @nedsdark8044 5 років тому +7

    Nobody does it better, than Alan partridge Haha

  • @unclvinny
    @unclvinny 8 місяців тому +1

    The audience reactions make this extra funny!

  • @bigjaffa02
    @bigjaffa02 4 роки тому +6

    All done in a single take

  • @ValChronification
    @ValChronification 7 років тому +60

    ... and it was red piping, not lemon (which was the colour of Bond's ski suit). Seems Partridge isn't above "getting Bond wrong" himself!

    • @GnCFilms
      @GnCFilms 7 років тому +15

      Plus Fiona Fullerton's not even in The Spy Who Loved Me, that was A View to a Kill!
      (Perhaps that's the joke...)

    • @basehead617
      @basehead617 7 років тому +14

      GnC Films i think the wrong stuff is all part of the joke which is amazing lol

    • @Zzyzzyzzs
      @Zzyzzyzzs 6 років тому +11

      I just love the campness with which he interjects "With lemon piping!".

    • @tentringer4065
      @tentringer4065 6 років тому +11

      Give Alan a break, someone just doused his Bond collection in Sunny Delight.

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 роки тому +3

      @@GnCFilms I think Steve Coogan is a genuine Bond nerd, so Alan’s mistakes are no doubt intentional.

  • @turboterminator7
    @turboterminator7 7 років тому +53

    RIP Roger Moore

    • @ooeyb
      @ooeyb 5 років тому +4

      I loved both. Alan and i grew up in the Moore era!

  • @charlie-ol2bj
    @charlie-ol2bj 4 роки тому +10

    So relatable with people getting bond wrong

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 7 років тому +21

    Oh no, The Spy Who Loved Me has been taped over with America's Strongest Man by the voice of Darth Maul.

  • @JBrown_Trivium
    @JBrown_Trivium 2 роки тому +3

    A whole submarine?! You're jokinnnnng ! 🤣

  • @dustinrobinson58
    @dustinrobinson58 2 роки тому +3

    “Completely billy bollocks naked” 😂

  • @walkaboutboy72
    @walkaboutboy72 29 днів тому

    How the others keep a straight face - I will never know. Genius.

  • @thegreatpompalimp
    @thegreatpompalimp 3 місяці тому

    The very idea that this is on the BBC archives when we all know they'd NEVER allow this pure comedy on the box now.....

  • @skurge101
    @skurge101 4 роки тому +10

    FIona Fullerton was in 'A View to a Kill'.....stop getting Bond wrong! ^^

  • @korkyrougewhite864
    @korkyrougewhite864 2 роки тому +1

    Brilliant….. ‘stop getting Bond wrong’ …. Knee replacement does wonders for 25 bonds in December ‘21 x

  • @ysthafellgynghori8423
    @ysthafellgynghori8423 2 роки тому +1

    I'd love to see this episode remade with Alan commenting on 'No Time To Die'. "Oh no! Bond is dead! How will he scratch his balls now?" lol

  • @adroharv9213
    @adroharv9213 5 років тому +3

    very bloody good

  • @Ilovebrownbreadtoast
    @Ilovebrownbreadtoast 5 місяців тому +1

    2:25
    My reaction to the No Time To Die ending 😂

  • @capturedlondon
    @capturedlondon 4 роки тому +10

    Does anyone else still say ‘see ya’ in that manner when saying good bye on the phone? I do (it’s 2020 here)

  • @andyok3625
    @andyok3625 4 роки тому +10

    Worrying that I must be even more of a nerd because Fiona Fullerton wasn't in that movie.

  • @ValChronification
    @ValChronification 7 років тому +33

    RIP Michael, gone to soon. At least he was buried at sea.

    • @Useaname
      @Useaname 7 років тому

      ValChronification which Michael?

    • @ezekieledwards8788
      @ezekieledwards8788 7 років тому +4

      Michael (simon greenhall) is not dead mY little flower : -)

    • @roblaa3198
      @roblaa3198 6 років тому +12

      stop getting partridge wrong!!!

    • @jupitorious7925
      @jupitorious7925 4 роки тому

      When ever I'm at sea I'm always on the look out for Michael....

    • @kisbie
      @kisbie 3 роки тому +1

      I heard he was eaten by meerkats.

  • @walterzamalis4846
    @walterzamalis4846 6 років тому +9

    Which one would you rather watch- America's strongest man or Norwich's maddest man?

  • @samuraijacques952
    @samuraijacques952 2 роки тому +6

    Someone should sync this up with clips from the movie

  • @johnmc3862
    @johnmc3862 3 роки тому +3

    Peak Partridge!

  • @Mark-lj1dj
    @Mark-lj1dj 9 місяців тому +1

    Of course it was Terry, he uses a collective term for a single vehicle

  • @MisterSynyster
    @MisterSynyster Рік тому

    Every damn time I see a James Bond intro, I can't help but think "BANG! Blood dribbles down!"

  • @SAXONWARLORD1000AD
    @SAXONWARLORD1000AD Рік тому +1

    HOLY CRAP - BRILLIANT

  • @LegoTim82
    @LegoTim82 3 роки тому +5

    2:25 No Time To Die:

  • @edcampion3998
    @edcampion3998 5 років тому +7

    ALAN PATRIDGE COMMENTARY FOR THE SPY WHO LOVED ME THAT WOULD BE GREAT

  • @venicemackay9244
    @venicemackay9244 7 років тому +56

    bit of bush

  • @dinkdankdoo3035
    @dinkdankdoo3035 6 років тому +2

    This is gold

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 3 роки тому +2

    "OH GOD! JAMES BOND'S GOING TO DIE! HE'S GOING TO DIE!" Imagine if Alan Partridge saw No Time to Die lol

  • @willhopley
    @willhopley 2 роки тому

    This is amazing

  • @chrisburton8079
    @chrisburton8079 3 роки тому +1

    Michaels interactions are priceless

  • @RomyIlano
    @RomyIlano 5 років тому +1

    Everyone is Alan Partridge at the family Christmas dinner

  • @charliekane135
    @charliekane135 2 роки тому +2

    A very young Peter Serafinowicz in this episode 😄

  • @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson
    @VilhjalmrVilhjalmrsson 6 років тому +4

    14 of Ernst Stavro Blofeld's henchmen disliked this video.

  • @OzzyOscy
    @OzzyOscy 6 років тому +13

    Look up *_'Alan Partridge narrates The Spy Who Loved me'_* as well for the visual aid!
    (But be careful because no one wants to catch visual aids.)

  • @MarcKingston-se4rd
    @MarcKingston-se4rd 8 місяців тому +1

    For me… it’s all about the Lemon Piping.

  • @rogerramjet5302
    @rogerramjet5302 3 роки тому +2

    I have no idea how they all kept straight faces!

  • @cymro6537
    @cymro6537 10 місяців тому +2

    "Completely Billy Bollocks!"

  • @Shinkansen1966
    @Shinkansen1966 3 роки тому +1

    "The end of the beginning goes like this.... glang, glang alang alang..."

  • @Eyoki777
    @Eyoki777 Рік тому

    Fabulous!

  • @deliusmyth5063
    @deliusmyth5063 3 роки тому +3

    Has anyone tried to put the soundtrack of this over the actual film opening?

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 3 роки тому +2

      Yes. It’s here on YT. I’ll see if I can find it…..

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 3 роки тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/Lrp0wJsXNEA/v-deo.html
      Here you are!

    • @deliusmyth5063
      @deliusmyth5063 3 роки тому +5

      @@benjaminperez7328
      Marvellous, Benjamin, I don't know why I didn't think to search it. By way of thanks, a trivia bonus: one of the sailors playing chess is Boba Fett.

  • @robertstraw9881
    @robertstraw9881 Місяць тому

    Genius writing

  • @jonathancaldwell8897
    @jonathancaldwell8897 2 роки тому

    Just back from a walk with the dog where I was singing this song in the AP style. Slow descent into full on middle aged partridge breakdown

  • @michaelkeery978
    @michaelkeery978 3 роки тому

    Alan partridge knows his bond

  • @djalexdunne
    @djalexdunne 3 роки тому +2

    01:39 “a whole sumbarine?”

  • @jasonbrown6113
    @jasonbrown6113 Рік тому

    That performance was a better Bond film than Die Another Day.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal 8 місяців тому +1

    My autistic self whenever my friends start talking about my special interest

  • @mrbirdie3003
    @mrbirdie3003 3 роки тому

    I actually noticed the other week when watching the spy who loved me they blurred her fanny out 😂😂😂 I blame Alan 😂😂😂

  • @alexnorman4919
    @alexnorman4919 5 років тому +2

    What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jaffa's. Classic

  • @roblaa3198
    @roblaa3198 8 років тому +6

    genius!!!!

  • @marklarsontube556
    @marklarsontube556 6 років тому +1

    nobody does it better

  • @joliecide
    @joliecide 6 років тому +3

    Bang! Blood dribbles down!