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  • @jasonthompson7378
    @jasonthompson7378 6 місяців тому +539

    The EU wont allow it at all. They will step in and stop this as well.

    • @stevenr.rodriguez9997
      @stevenr.rodriguez9997 6 місяців тому +62

      We are so blessed to be in countries who do the bare minimum

    • @SanderEvers
      @SanderEvers 6 місяців тому +9

      Nope, this is entirely accurate according to the DMA. There are some additional subtexts in the legislation that Apple can profit from. And, well.. they do.

    • @SyncronedStuff
      @SyncronedStuff 6 місяців тому +61

      ​@@SanderEversNope, what they're doing with their guidelines is still very predatory and gatekeeping.

    • @ak101farhan
      @ak101farhan 6 місяців тому +1

      They can't for atleast 10 years or more

    • @monkey_gamer_001
      @monkey_gamer_001 6 місяців тому +2

      Hopefully!

  • @strangesingh350
    @strangesingh350 6 місяців тому +601

    I hope EU don’t let this BS slide

    • @chillinJohnny
      @chillinJohnny 6 місяців тому +16

      I somehow have to problem with this fees as long as developers are allowed to say these apps are free on android. Bacuse I know apple like to forbid companies from informing there are more reasonable options. Like they banned Spotify from saying that it's price is so high on iPhones only because of apple tax.
      Like if they make these rules they should at least take responsibility for them and not blaim developers for high prices

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 6 місяців тому +7

      They’ve been solid so far.

    • @nathleflutiste
      @nathleflutiste 6 місяців тому

      It doesn't even respect the EU statement… Still it's "funny" to see how greedy and dishonest Apple is.

    • @username-mb2qh
      @username-mb2qh 6 місяців тому +13

      @@chillinJohnnyI think the craziest part is that you seemingly need to already have a million downloads to even be eligible for this meaning…you can’t actually avoid the App Store after all lol.

    • @zegamerz1980
      @zegamerz1980 5 місяців тому +2

      well, good luck to Apple, considering most (if not all) european countries have laws against unjust enrichment, which basically means one cannot receive payment without being able to proove it has a basis. In this case, Apple would be just receiveing money without doing anything to deserve this money (app not stored on their servers, not using their bandwidth...)

  • @TimelyAdventure
    @TimelyAdventure 6 місяців тому +47

    Hate how transparently hostile they are to consumers and developers, effing disgusting

  • @ArikCool
    @ArikCool 6 місяців тому +769

    Apple is that little kid that acts like doing homework but actually isn't

    • @kopila8522
      @kopila8522 6 місяців тому +55

      EU needs to sue Apple's ass!

    • @tullo5564
      @tullo5564 6 місяців тому +30

      ​@@kopila8522 I agree but hope the EU sues Samsung too, for putting crappy Exynos for the same price tag

    • @SyncronedStuff
      @SyncronedStuff 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@tullo5564That's unfortunately perfectly legal (tho they stopped that with the s24)

    • @Nandu-qu8wn
      @Nandu-qu8wn 6 місяців тому +8

      @@tullo5564 No cos only Apple is bad, all other companies good - most people in the comments

    • @veol
      @veol 6 місяців тому

      lol

  • @dejamike88
    @dejamike88 6 місяців тому +192

    And don’t forget the most important requirement….”COURAGE!”

    • @Jordansklar0698
      @Jordansklar0698 6 місяців тому +3

      lmao true love this comment apples dumb

  • @danispringer
    @danispringer 6 місяців тому +102

    By now it is hopefully obvious to all, how apple sees each and every one of you as a number, not a human. You do not matter.

    • @redmist4963
      @redmist4963 6 місяців тому +28

      Too bad apple fanboys can't read

    • @Vinny_views
      @Vinny_views 6 місяців тому

      @@redmist4963🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bloeckmoep
      @bloeckmoep 6 місяців тому

      But honestly, M$, Alphabet (Google), $ony or Amazon, are all the same too. They don't care about users/customer, they only care about a quick and dirty cash grab!

    • @funni387
      @funni387 6 місяців тому

      ​@@redmist4963They have an attention span of the size of an apple airtag

    • @minors290
      @minors290 6 місяців тому +5

      ... Thats how businesses work

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde 6 місяців тому +300

    Apple: -We reinvented the tax!

    • @Jordansklar0698
      @Jordansklar0698 6 місяців тому +5

      lmao underrated comment so true they did they suck

  • @bwarbahzad6397
    @bwarbahzad6397 6 місяців тому +53

    iOS: nooo you need to pay 0.50 cents and a million downloads!!
    Android: Apk is Apk

    • @glass6582
      @glass6582 6 місяців тому +1

      fuck yeah it is

    • @kamal92606
      @kamal92606 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂 wtf

  • @y2ksw1
    @y2ksw1 6 місяців тому +131

    Apple is going to pay a horrendous fine, in the end.

    • @soldiernumberx8921
      @soldiernumberx8921 6 місяців тому +13

      I love my Apple phone but they totally deserve to pay for this greed, young IOS devs have it hard enough h.

    • @thedude3005
      @thedude3005 6 місяців тому

      ​@@soldiernumberx8921young ios devs should consider not feeding this bs of a company then. A simple answer for a complicated problem

    • @Ro_Gaming
      @Ro_Gaming 6 місяців тому +3

      honestly, just imagine this fee as them gathering money for their mistakes

  • @SaynYT
    @SaynYT 6 місяців тому +169

    I really hope the European Parliament tries to sue them again. This is legit ridiculous Apple did everything they could ensure distributing apps outside the appstore is as hard as posible

    • @hiravparekh8695
      @hiravparekh8695 6 місяців тому +20

      Unfeasible for big devs and impossible for smaller devs

    • @WebToolkit
      @WebToolkit 6 місяців тому +21

      A straight 50¢ per app download is probably more than a 30% cut would be for a lot of apps. They did this intentionally so that no one actually develops a side loading app so they can say there's no market for it.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 6 місяців тому +8

      That's f*ckin' nutz! One million downloads just to qualify, then 50 cents per download?! They simply couldn't have made it more difficult. SMH Leave iOS and purplish on Android for free.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 6 місяців тому

      ​@@WebToolkit= Exactly! That's f*ckin' nutz! One million downloads just to qualify, then 50 cents per download?! They simply couldn't have made it more difficult. SMH Leave iOS and purplish on Android for free.

    • @crazyabe4571
      @crazyabe4571 6 місяців тому +2

      @@WebToolkit "They did this intentionally so that no one actually develops a side loading app"
      Funny thing that- they actually included a clause that directly disallows any app that would allow you to install (further) 3rd party content, with the only exception being 3rd party app stores... that emphatically can only host "verified" 3rd party apps.

  • @luk890
    @luk890 6 місяців тому +15

    So it isn't actually sideloading. Apple must have their own dictionary, iDictionary, with their own definitions. I wonder if EU will fine Apple for this. Or maybe EU will also mix up word definitions, and will say, that Apple is fine!

    • @jal051
      @jal051 6 місяців тому +3

      They fined Amazon for similar stuff.

  • @mikemjlove4988
    @mikemjlove4988 6 місяців тому +26

    As an iOS developer, I can't stop laughing at how accurate this is 😂

  • @TimmyM
    @TimmyM 6 місяців тому +28

    But... But... That's exactly the point of sideloading! To bypass the monopoly of the OS developer. It's never enough for these corpies, is it? How are people still buying things from Apple? Are they really so willingly ignorant? I think my last purchase from them was a decade ago.

    • @S_Dude_86
      @S_Dude_86 6 місяців тому +2

      Yes, yes, they are.

    • @vikramnangia
      @vikramnangia 6 місяців тому +2

      It is a duopoly. The other major OS developer has no such restrictions. People buy things from Apple knowing its limitations.

    • @quadragoo8484
      @quadragoo8484 6 місяців тому +1

      I love apple due to its OS but their practices need to stop. Make sideloading like android.

    • @itsuko3205
      @itsuko3205 6 місяців тому +1

      Because it's not really a problem to begin with, Apple user most of them don't really care about piracy and such, it's not really a problem as people make it to be in social media
      So of course, because it's not really a problem for them, they don't have a reason to not buy apple products they been buying for themselves to begin with

    • @TimmyM
      @TimmyM 6 місяців тому

      @@itsuko3205 The power of marketing huh 🤷‍♂️

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 6 місяців тому +173

    I can't wait for the EU to say "wait, that's illegal" lmao

    • @TazzSmk
      @TazzSmk 6 місяців тому +22

      EU will calculate penalty fee, they won't even bother saying what they don't like about such fuckery xD

    • @Animal_lives_matter
      @Animal_lives_matter 6 місяців тому

      Can't wait for people to stop buying apple phones and communist EU to bugger off

    • @Belaziraf
      @Belaziraf 6 місяців тому +11

      On my part, I hope EU will copy Apple. 0.50€ for each device produced worldwide, plus 0.50€ per device sold worldwide. Let's call it EU Core fee, like Apple.
      30% tax on EU sales. They can also be eligible to 3% EU tax as long as they pay 27% tax on all sales in EU to the country of their local siege.
      If they don't want to use EU Core, that's fine too. They just need to negotiate with each country individually, agree to a minimum of 20% tax in each country and an additional 20% tax to EU as fee to negotiate individually. That negotiation licence will have to be renewed every 6 month on the same terms and price. They can negotiate new terms for an additional 20% per word change.
      Every year they will have to prove their liability to ensure employment safety. They just need to provide a bank certificate of 1 trillion dollars frozen cash.
      And I think every country should adopt this so they can benefit as much as Apple. Charging as much as they can for silly things. Running a country is, after all, also a business. If Apple can talk sh*t why wouldn't nations do the same to extort the same advantages ? Tat money can probably be used to alleviate individual income tax or public services.

    • @starrynight3945
      @starrynight3945 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Belaziraf 0.50€ for each device.. H265 licensing is more expensive than that lol

    • @Belaziraf
      @Belaziraf 6 місяців тому +1

      @@starrynight3945 It's a few billion devices produced, then a few hundred millions sold. If we go the Apple way, it should be pay for every device produced, every device put on the market and a third time for each device sold.

  • @martijn3151
    @martijn3151 6 місяців тому +17

    Having a hard time to find the differences between Apple and an extortion racketeering operation.

  • @_adeniyi_
    @_adeniyi_ 6 місяців тому +124

    Apple: maliciously comply
    EU: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

    • @prathamshenoy9840
      @prathamshenoy9840 6 місяців тому +5

      apple is a very very clever entity. But they are behaving like that bully who always disrespects and disobeys, using smartness for the wrong things.
      One day, life will hit them hard.

    • @sabinodanielaguilarpalacio1089
      @sabinodanielaguilarpalacio1089 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@prathamshenoy9840 china hit them hard now

  • @StickStep
    @StickStep 6 місяців тому +45

    I think the EU will look at those requirements and say to Apple "WTF?!" and Apple might start accepting sideloads of everything... Like Android

    • @slampest
      @slampest 6 місяців тому +4

      Urgh. Andriod is literal shit though.
      Just look at how hard the fanbase needs to scream to defend it

    • @Kasua
      @Kasua 6 місяців тому

      ​@@slampestare u dumb

    • @Mega-tl8vv
      @Mega-tl8vv 6 місяців тому

      @@slampest what is your problem dude, go touch grass and at least learn how to type when you have to write random unreasonable stuff

    • @CrisCheese_
      @CrisCheese_ 6 місяців тому

      ​@@slampestthis has nothing to do with the actual conversation, every single operating system BUT iOS and iPadOS have support for installing apps through installer files, its just fucking annoying it dont work on ios

    • @Yavor0971
      @Yavor0971 6 місяців тому +1

      And what's shit about it?

  • @darenabryant9100
    @darenabryant9100 6 місяців тому +9

    Oh, that 'deal' sounds like a 'side load' alright.
    A side load of bullsh...

  • @amanosatoshitranslates
    @amanosatoshitranslates 6 місяців тому +268

    i hope EU will say "it not really allowing" and ban iphone altogether for some years.

    • @tullo5564
      @tullo5564 6 місяців тому +20

      That will teach them a good lesson!

    • @Alex-hv3ir
      @Alex-hv3ir 6 місяців тому +24

      It would be funny hahaha.
      Imagine not being able to buy an iPhone because Apple’s executives are too cocky.

    • @s.......
      @s....... 6 місяців тому +6

      One day hopefully it's best for everyone after probably 5 years apple will give products for free might be a miracle or a world wonder

    • @robodd4694
      @robodd4694 6 місяців тому

      why not. American Govt. is now banning Tik Tok So lets go all out in the stupid and ban Google and Microsoft and, and, and. Banning is not the solution. Hitting these corporations with fines that really hurt will do it. I mean real fines not the "cost of doing business" fines of pennies on the dollar. Plus 0 tolerance for the CEO's and Politicians who are caught breaking the laws. 0 tolerance for corruption as well. hefty REAL penalties.

    • @QAYWSXEDCCXYDSAEWQ
      @QAYWSXEDCCXYDSAEWQ 6 місяців тому +4

      If this happened, there would be a huge black market for iPhones, and the EU governments would lose billions in taxes. So it won't.

  • @Ted_Kenzoku
    @Ted_Kenzoku 6 місяців тому +21

    they really said "if you're going to force us we're gonna do it the worst possible way to spite you"

  • @ego-lay_atman-bay
    @ego-lay_atman-bay 6 місяців тому +6

    This why I'm an android user, I get to develop android apps FOR FREE and distribute them on my websites FOR FREE. I can even use the programming tools FOR FREE to create my app. I'm so glad google actually is nice to its customers... wait, what are you doing with my data?

  • @Hisenormity
    @Hisenormity 6 місяців тому +134

    This is why I don't give Apple my money anymore. So glad I'm out.

    • @S_Dude_86
      @S_Dude_86 6 місяців тому +26

      Out of the cult of apple or out of money

    • @dserrao7188
      @dserrao7188 6 місяців тому +8

      This is what needs to be done by more people if you want or expect apple to change anything…and honestly? That’s perfectly fine. People who like apple products, myself included, are willing to purchase their products, with their restrictions…for the most part, they work for “most” apple users and for the ones that it doesn’t work for, it makes sense for them not to buy their products.
      In my opinion, the governments of any country, should NOT be involved in this…it has nothing to do with them. This is a “does the consumer like it or not” thing, not a “well, we want to have an apple phone or device, therefore we want it to work the way I want it to” thing…
      If you don’t like it, don’t buy it. It’s a very VERY simple concept and in my opinion, more people should be like you in voicing their opinions in the correct way. Let the government do their job instead of dictating to other people what they want. They have too much control of things as it is.

    • @SproutyPottedPlant
      @SproutyPottedPlant 6 місяців тому +1

      I would but they have AUv3

    • @JacksonNick-j6i
      @JacksonNick-j6i 6 місяців тому +27

      ​@@S_Dude_86 if you're calling anyone poor because they don't waste their money on apple, you're pathetic...

    • @S_Dude_86
      @S_Dude_86 6 місяців тому

      @user-xv8xh2ib6p I called apple a cult what do you think

  • @JohnJames0204
    @JohnJames0204 6 місяців тому +31

    Apple: Sure, we'll let your customers download your app from your own website.
    Developers: Really? Thanks
    Apple: Pay us 50 cents for every app download.
    Developers: The fu-
    Apple is trying so hard to encourage customers and developers to change towards android. It's absolutely hilarious lol.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 6 місяців тому +5

      Funny how they let sideloading prior to iOS 7, even real jailbreaking was possible back then. F Apple, Android's the way to go.

    • @itsuko3205
      @itsuko3205 6 місяців тому

      Lmao even if you say that, there still a lot of apps and game exclusive to apple store 😅

    • @ykd0011
      @ykd0011 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@itsuko3205 Android has more than 1 million apps exclusive to android only.

  • @thehellezell
    @thehellezell 6 місяців тому +5

    This reminds me of when I was a prof and I’d catch a student plagiarizing and they would write 6x more than the assignment word count in excuses about why they plagiarized.

  • @truthmatters7573
    @truthmatters7573 6 місяців тому +46

    Why does it have to be so difficult Apple? I just want to write an app and give it to my friends. The first obstacle is getting 1 million downloads from strangers before my friends will be allowed to sideload my app. The second obstacle is getting friends. Damn apple! How will I ever get to making friends if I can't even get past the first hurdle...

    • @FrotLopOfficial
      @FrotLopOfficial 6 місяців тому +5

      Because the app store generates hundreds of billions of dollars for them.

    • @stremixx7176
      @stremixx7176 6 місяців тому +9

      Because apple doesnt care about its customers it cares about its wallets

    • @rocketmunkey1
      @rocketmunkey1 6 місяців тому +5

      Big tech owns your friends, just check the terms and conditions, there are even Laws dictating what you and your friends can talk about ! (sadly not a joke)

  • @nabtoad49
    @nabtoad49 6 місяців тому +19

    I have used Android phones for many years. Tried iPhone, didn't like it because I couldn't sideload apps, switched back. But now, they are allowing it, BUT ONLY IN EU

    • @IWillSayMyPeace
      @IWillSayMyPeace 6 місяців тому +14

      If what I just heard from the vid is true, they're not really allowing it. Their reqs are totally nonsensical.

    • @terrycrews1584
      @terrycrews1584 6 місяців тому +2

      @@IWillSayMyPeace Were those the criteria for the US or the EU though? EDIT: nvm its in the EU as well.

    • @LuiWallentinGttler
      @LuiWallentinGttler 6 місяців тому

      @@terrycrews1584 You can only "sideload" apps in the EU not in the US.

    • @amanosatoshitranslates
      @amanosatoshitranslates 6 місяців тому +2

      you mean "THEY DON'T EVEN ALLOW THEM"?

    • @nabtoad49
      @nabtoad49 6 місяців тому +1

      @@amanosatoshitranslates yes

  • @MarceloReis1
    @MarceloReis1 6 місяців тому +6

    Yours is the only explanation that made any sense. Keep it up, mate!

  • @jal051
    @jal051 6 місяців тому +8

    They have no shame really.

  • @splatplays
    @splatplays 6 місяців тому +11

    This is where I get my apple news from. 😂

    • @Nandu-qu8wn
      @Nandu-qu8wn 6 місяців тому

      Apple hate* from

    • @funni387
      @funni387 6 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@Nandu-qu8wnApple news* from

    • @Justin73791
      @Justin73791 6 місяців тому

      @@Nandu-qu8wn Sounds like news to me. I love seeing the open free market monopolized.

  • @iSTEFIXi
    @iSTEFIXi 6 місяців тому +13

    this is litteraly something i saw in 90s cartoon shows

  • @j-p.alanen
    @j-p.alanen 6 місяців тому +110

    There are two certain things: death, and Apple taxes

  • @speakerbasstester1639
    @speakerbasstester1639 6 місяців тому +41

    I may switch to Samsung now

    • @KING_8
      @KING_8 6 місяців тому +4

      so ur basically switching to Apple

    • @no_name4796
      @no_name4796 6 місяців тому +8

      b-but that's so linux!
      (literally, android uses the linux kernel with some prioprietary spice on top)

    • @swaggitypigfig8413
      @swaggitypigfig8413 6 місяців тому

      @@no_name4796imma put some spice on your top

    •  6 місяців тому +9

      ​@@KING_8 Samsung is the best phone vendor. Takes all the nice things of apple on top of android. perfect mix.
      Shitty apple keeps staying behind

    • @KING_8
      @KING_8 6 місяців тому +3

      @ I don't know how Apple can be "behind" when Samsung copies everything Apple does...

  • @jensenvercauteren8153
    @jensenvercauteren8153 6 місяців тому +5

    I'm so glad I quit using Apple products.
    The way they go out of their way to milk money out of every single action you may or may not preform on their devices has become insulting as a customer.

  • @jantestowy7884
    @jantestowy7884 6 місяців тому +9

    if EU will not fine them for this middle finger action it's mean they all are in the pocket

    • @Ted_Kenzoku
      @Ted_Kenzoku 6 місяців тому

      @steiner554they will probably have made hundreds of billions by then so they really don't care.

    • @SanderEvers
      @SanderEvers 6 місяців тому

      @steiner554 No they won't. Apple is actually staying exactly within the definition of the legislation. If the EU would want to fine Apple they'd need to update it first.

    • @Justin73791
      @Justin73791 6 місяців тому

      @@SanderEvers I'm genuinely curious without having read the legal language myself. How could the EU have passed a law with a loop hole this large?

    • @CrisCheese_
      @CrisCheese_ 6 місяців тому

      ​@@SanderEversnot its not legal

    • @itsuko3205
      @itsuko3205 6 місяців тому

      ​@@CrisCheese_it's is, that's why they manage to do this in first place

  • @jihadrouani5525
    @jihadrouani5525 6 місяців тому +12

    Hopefully a $10B fine from the EU

    • @albatross7
      @albatross7 6 місяців тому +5

      At least $100 billion for the second offence. $500 billion for the third.

    • @Justin73791
      @Justin73791 6 місяців тому +1

      Apply laughs at billion dollar fines. Until it's 100+ billion it's a rounding error in their accounting records.

  • @BowserZeki
    @BowserZeki 6 місяців тому +2

    Never paid a single apple products in my life and never will be.
    If i can't run executables in my system that's not worth for use.
    This includes game consoles

  • @bonkerbanker
    @bonkerbanker 6 місяців тому +11

    Isn't purpose of sideLoading to not deals with apples shit rules? 🤔

  • @Bronyboiiiii
    @Bronyboiiiii 6 місяців тому +5

    So basically apple made a web version of the appstore.. I'm sure the EU will like this 🙃

  • @AdmiralBison
    @AdmiralBison 6 місяців тому +2

    The rest of the computer world just simply calls it *"Downloading"*
    Only such a thing can be so difficult under Apple's wall gardened monopoly.

  • @marcmagnier
    @marcmagnier 6 місяців тому +109

    Haha thank you Apple, your stupid ideas are going to net us another 2 billions in fine on top of the last one. You never learn...

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 6 місяців тому +14

      Yep. They might even have to give two, maybe even three, days of their profits to the EU.

    • @SyncronedStuff
      @SyncronedStuff 6 місяців тому

      ​@@rodh1404Apple has total earnings of 121 Billion last year. 2 billion €, or even 3 would be far more than 2 days. Even just 1b would be a week minimum.

    • @dudesicko
      @dudesicko 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, like Trump 😂

    • @esdigital5259
      @esdigital5259 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@dudesicko bruh. Stop letting Trump live in your head free. Go find a cure for your TDS.

    • @FlabbyTabby
      @FlabbyTabby 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@esdigital5259 Wdym rent free? I'm taking him to court and getting him to pay the rent.

  • @WilliamIV24
    @WilliamIV24 6 місяців тому +29

    "iOS is like looking at Android--five yrs ago"
    -Some wise guy

    • @limarchenko96
      @limarchenko96 6 місяців тому +1

      Hating on Apple doesn’t make you smart.

    • @arnavgrover4631
      @arnavgrover4631 6 місяців тому +11

      ​@@limarchenko96justifying apple doesn't make u smarter

    • @josir1994
      @josir1994 6 місяців тому +2

      You mean ten?

    • @funni387
      @funni387 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@limarchenko96Using an Apple product doesn't make you smart

  • @TheGandorX
    @TheGandorX 6 місяців тому +8

    Thats y i have ZERO apple products

  • @izoyt
    @izoyt 6 місяців тому +5

    this is best description of apple company i 've seen so far, lol.

  • @murder.simulator
    @murder.simulator 6 місяців тому +8

    When Apple says their round building has zero carbon footprint do they know Jobs used to leave his bare footprint in every toilet?

  • @IAmMeomeo
    @IAmMeomeo 6 місяців тому +1

    "except all the times its been done before, by us included!"

  • @asadhafeez9681
    @asadhafeez9681 6 місяців тому +3

    The EU might fine them a couple more billion Euros to get it done right

  • @obamium8150
    @obamium8150 6 місяців тому +14

    Apple is taking money in every single way... waiting for apple Pay to be a subscription

  • @Beejum
    @Beejum 6 місяців тому +9

    lmao just when I thought I could consider apple again

  • @MaxMiller94
    @MaxMiller94 6 місяців тому +3

    Tim Cook went to the "I'm not touching you" school of business

  • @keshava8597
    @keshava8597 6 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for another masterpiece. Your videos totally make my day

  • @misaenoharafrulein7238
    @misaenoharafrulein7238 6 місяців тому +2

    The EU Law system does not follow the US Law Logic to circumstance a certain Law..I think the EU will addresses this attempt very soon.
    Especially Apple's 2 year Developer-Account runtime requirement can backfire really hard because it disadvantage startups and beginners.

  • @zozzinator
    @zozzinator 6 місяців тому +3

    This is absolutely disgusting, it really makes me angry

  • @philanim10
    @philanim10 6 місяців тому +1

    @1:23 😂😂😂
    That cosmos a spacetime odyssey reference

  • @mannkeithc
    @mannkeithc 6 місяців тому +2

    I hope the EU fine Apple another $2bn for anti-competitive practices. Apple may make some great hardware, but their options pricing, operating systems and ecosystem are designed to fleece your wallet. My days of always buying Apple products is coming to an end, due to Appfia's sharp practices!

  • @justimagine2403
    @justimagine2403 6 місяців тому +2

    Such predatory behavior. Glad I don't do Apple.

  • @Gravja
    @Gravja 6 місяців тому +27

    What a garbage company.

  • @KyleRDB2
    @KyleRDB2 5 місяців тому

    "a lot of strings attached" 😂 nice

  • @philippkemptner4604
    @philippkemptner4604 6 місяців тому +3

    Oh.. for a moment I was considering buying apple devices..

  • @Cootshk
    @Cootshk 6 місяців тому +4

    You should do “if steam (or valve) took over Apple”

  • @silversobe
    @silversobe 6 місяців тому +3

    iTax

  • @yourtuber2000
    @yourtuber2000 6 місяців тому +1

    Apple and doing everything in its power to complicate simple things. the EU should come out heavily on this. someone needs to teach those jokers a lesson

  • @ShinichiKudoQatnip
    @ShinichiKudoQatnip 6 місяців тому +2

    These only make me happier to have never been an owner of any apple product. 🥰

  • @s6edge7
    @s6edge7 6 місяців тому +4

    Tim is going to replicate that scene from SpongeBob where Krabs lays in a tub of money with a cigar in one hand

  • @bjgold2010
    @bjgold2010 6 місяців тому +47

    Redmi users laughing in non American dollars.

  • @JG-ly2ij
    @JG-ly2ij 6 місяців тому +1

    Samtime, my morning coffee laugh 😆

  • @innnews6299
    @innnews6299 6 місяців тому +2

    Now, if the US can be more like EU

  • @Whitect4v
    @Whitect4v 6 місяців тому

    I’m so glad I came across you’re too funny.

  • @rowan7929
    @rowan7929 6 місяців тому +1

    Would not surprise me if they ad a tax for every call or message you make.

  • @OgdenM
    @OgdenM 6 місяців тому +1

    No one should be surprised by this.

  • @MythicNight828
    @MythicNight828 6 місяців тому +2

    That’s why people jailbreak their phone
    If apple wasn’t so greedy I would have kept my iPhone

  • @SLS-u5c
    @SLS-u5c 6 місяців тому +1

    Lawsuit! Greedy American company. Surprise EU hasn't fined them on this.

  • @richardcraig599
    @richardcraig599 6 місяців тому +2

    Watching this on revanced ad free because

  • @dair919
    @dair919 5 місяців тому

    This is wild

  • @j2simpso
    @j2simpso 6 місяців тому +2

    There are only three things certain in this world: death, taxes and Apple copping a billion Euro fine from the EU yet again! 😂

  • @hakimapg
    @hakimapg 6 місяців тому +1

    As developer I really hate apple, they force us to make app using their product(Mac and iPhone). so at that time we are forced to buy the product just for 10~20% of our customer that use iPhone

  • @lesic6176
    @lesic6176 6 місяців тому +2

    This is just childish from Apple. I don't understand how a bunch of adults sit down and approve of this.

  • @Reaktron88
    @Reaktron88 6 місяців тому +1

    I think the EU should also require that apple give a full refund for any apple products that anyone wants to return, and provide them with a free non-apple phone

  • @WebToolkit
    @WebToolkit 6 місяців тому +5

    Oh I'm absolutely positive the EU is just going to let them do this. This is going to go so well for them. Apple really not used to operating in the jurisdiction with functional laws are they.

  • @vilzio89
    @vilzio89 6 місяців тому +2

    This should be illegal worldwide 💀

  • @ibrahimhaji5616
    @ibrahimhaji5616 6 місяців тому +1

    That next level evil I will go by ur rules but I won’t play by ur rules. Attorney at Apple doing their job making more scam plans for apply pockets

  • @Didireallyjustforgetthatmelody
    @Didireallyjustforgetthatmelody 6 місяців тому

    I feel like the menu thing on the beginning is made only for accessibility and I made a Vision Pro awhile ago

  • @SMASH_REVIEWS
    @SMASH_REVIEWS 6 місяців тому +3

    Tim Cook is waiting for you in the Cloud, Tim never forgives.

  • @ramirenriquez6795
    @ramirenriquez6795 6 місяців тому

    I come here for the tech jokes, editing and Sam's humor omg

  • @user-fe7bo5mm1o
    @user-fe7bo5mm1o 6 місяців тому +5

    honestly i like the way they're going. i might consider buying one in the future
    never mind this shit is a scam

  • @hazelora
    @hazelora 6 місяців тому +1

    props to the rainbow portal animator 10/10

  • @metallurgico
    @metallurgico 6 місяців тому +14

    Saying "Euro cents" is like saying "United States Dollars". Only foreigners do it.

    • @CathrineMacNiel
      @CathrineMacNiel 6 місяців тому +5

      Australian Dollars, Canadian Dollars,... yeah totally similar.

    • @iang0th
      @iang0th 6 місяців тому +6

      Or anyone in a context where you need to clarify which currency you're referring to.

  • @gerGoPrint3D
    @gerGoPrint3D 6 місяців тому +3

    There is an easy solution. Never buy anything from Apple. I never did and never will. I am happy.

  • @Psychx_
    @Psychx_ 6 місяців тому +1

    Apple will end up paying a multi bn € fine. This is going to be a historical record sum.

  • @Spoonfed78
    @Spoonfed78 6 місяців тому +2

    Apple users do not care. I've explained their behaviour in simple details to educated people and it makes no difference to them. I always relate that that kind of behaviour from a friend or partner (mine being one of these users) and they wouldn't accept it from me or other humans. I've simply come to the conclusion that their users put these devices and Apple beyond any ethical standards they may appear to hold against other things in their lives.
    Apple fashion and marketing is next level impressive on some

  • @thomasdaniels
    @thomasdaniels 3 місяці тому +1

    devs should just start charging MUCH more for their apps on apple platforms. Apple users have more money than braincells, they'll pay it.

  • @TazzSmk
    @TazzSmk 6 місяців тому +1

    companies can also show middle finger to Apple, just as they did with Vision OS, stop development of any new updates and tell their users to move to another platform (since Apple's artificial planned software obsolence forces you to buy new device soon anyway, without software support for older apps anyway)

  • @base13music
    @base13music 3 місяці тому +1

    This is literally what Unity wanted to do lmfao

  • @ebattleon
    @ebattleon 6 місяців тому +1

    I forsee another 1.8 Billion Euro fine incoming.

  • @c2thamax246
    @c2thamax246 Місяць тому

    This is the number 1 reason I’m leaving iPhone. I hate that Apple wants $100/year for me to install MY OWN APPS on MY OWN PHONE. Not to mention the nightmare of actually compiling the thing thru Xcode (which, as mentioned, has to be done on a Mac. And in particular a Mac that can run the newest version of Xcode, so nothing more than a few years old.) They’re beyond ridiculous.

  • @danieljuno810
    @danieljuno810 6 місяців тому +2

    Wow apple really made a giant legal loop just to circumvent the EU laws

  • @3DAirWave
    @3DAirWave 2 місяці тому +2

    The one and only way to get freedom is jailbreak from ios

  • @ConCaseo
    @ConCaseo 6 місяців тому +1

    Sounds like they found some loopholes in the restrictions.

  • @xsAMOR
    @xsAMOR 6 місяців тому +1

    That’s also the reason why I’ll leave apple, every app that I want is payable, even adobe reader. And I wanted to buy even mac as laptop, can’t imagine how much money/year for basic programms.

  • @amandakushner8665
    @amandakushner8665 6 місяців тому

    It’s just like the pander stone from South Park

  • @limarchenko96
    @limarchenko96 6 місяців тому +5

    EU should force same regulation onto Switch, PS5 and xbox x one.