Did anybody notice how Nico says “Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me” “Go run back to your *PAPA* if you think you’re *BEATING* me” If you’ve played DDLC, you’ll catch my drift.
bearandrocky1 truly i thought this was one of those really bad rap battles but then when i learned you voiced natsuki i knew it was a least worth watching it was worth it
@@meow-ri1it lolly gagging means a waste of time. natsuki is basically saying that nico chasing her dreams was a waste of time, while also calling her a “loli” 1:09 loli gagging‼️
@@meow-ri1it "Lollygagging" means to fool around, or waste time. The way it's spelled here is "loli gagging", with "loli", short for "lolicon", is the Japanese equivalent of "Lolita", which is to say, a sexualized little girl. "Gagging", obviously, implies choking on some dick.
I have to say, I like Natsuki’s more since the ending was interesting. In the game, she says “he’ll beat the shit out of me if he finds this.” When talking about her manga collection. But the last line made it feel as if SHE was finally in control of the situation and won
Don’t agree Natsuki barely had references and she didn’t have any good lyrics or good rhymes. She was just trying to creepy, Natsuki is way too cringe for me, that’s why I just deleted her file in my game LMAO
Too bad Natsuki’s script here was written to practically lose. In reality Natsuki would literally swipe Nico, she’s literally a doki and we all know how savage she can be when she’s completely in a fit of rage.
in my opinion, most people felt as if natsuki won as they don't know nico as well as they know her. but ive been on nicos side ever since i actually listened to her- her lines went hard.
Whoa, I can't believe how great this turned out!! I'm super thrilled to have been a part of this project! Recording in a Nico loli voice was the high point of my week lol
After reading the comments, literally six years later, ive come to realize how fricking creative the references are in this rap! The creativity and crazy comebacks whilst rhyming is soooo satisfying and entertaining to watch! This deserves the 15 million views for sure. ❤
When Nico said, "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!" she's not dissing herself nor is she being hypocritical. She said the word "compensating", and Nico herself doesn't really care about her chest size unlike Natsuki. Plus, Nico's a B-cup, and it's just her uniform being baggy.
@@fatihah3851 yeah nico fan here Nico got over her flat chest because she’s an idol and she’s everywhere in Japan she sings dances and raps I personally think Nico is cool character overall
I love how Natsuki said “Doki Doki” that was cute and “I was waiting I really was” that was cool and also “I’ve beaten the **** out of you and I’m going to tell everyone” that was cool like for team Natsuki
@@AoiTheIdolLover yes! I love LL!! This rap battle is literally how I got into it and like I come back here sometimes because ugh I wouldn’t be here without it 😌
I have which is why I liked Nico better, her references to μ's' music were nice since love live was the first idol anime I watched and μ's' songs will always be special to me
StarryxNight•ت yeah it’s confirmed Nico’s dad died and her mom was always at work so Nico had to take care of her 3 little siblings all the time, it’s mentioned in the School Idol Project anime I think.
lyrics Nico Attacks! She's a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She's unbridled! A recycled archetype's gone viral? I won't let your likes come and steal my title! The feisty first-year's frightened! She's faceless and turning white! Little prideful? I've earned the right! Let's see if the pasty pastry chef's got the bite! You can't Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won't let that dream come true! Cause you'll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo! How can you learn to love the new boy if you can't learn to Love Life? The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (Hahaha) Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn't even make sense! It's a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents! Now to beat this little brat's nothing to dealing with Yuri's crap So forget what's in my file! I'll wipe your smug face off the UV map! I'll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me! Can't hear your Heart's Melody over mine going Doki Doki! I'm fly! Nico can try me, but that's all she can manage Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging! You're baked! A-RISE and awake! I'll spit cold, make Snow halate! Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes! Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me I'll have won the fans' hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii! That's supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what's the buzz?! I expected a good comeback. I was waiting, I really was... Let's take your overdone trope and show how shallow we've become I've beaten the shit out of you and I'm going to tell everyone :) (só comentei pra poder acompanhar a letra)
I've come back from a long time ago. aka a couple of months. I'll re-edit the comment because i have nothing better to do. Best flow: Nico Best Diss: Natsuki Winner: Abraham Lincoln
I personally liked Natsuki’s one more, I will admit that I didn’t realize that Nico made so many comebacks mainly because I felt as thought she was talking too fast but even when I did realize that she did it still didn’t really change my mind. Natsuki’s rap just felt more memorable and it also just sounded way better to me.
I personally agree with a comment I saw somewhere on here. I think that Natsuki’s had a better flow, but Nico had better comebacks. It’s just a preference as to which style you like better
@@valvalentina5629 yeah it rlly depends on which style you like. Bcs natsuki raps seems to slow for me or the flow is just wasnt there but nico's flow was amazing for me personally
Maturing is realizing Nico won. I don't even know Nico that well but she was better because she actually was roasting her and had a good flow and good comebacks. The reason half of you chose Natsuki over Nico was because you know her better. Natsuki's least verse was just a threat. Anyway Nico ate her up with the papa line and the a-cup cakes line so >
@Munira_crunch that last voice was a de@th threat and we trynna do a rap battle💀 i love natsuki but nico had more clever comebacks that are actually rapping so gtfo
natsuki had some good lines aswell like the ''loli gagging'' one was pretty clever i have to admit, its based off what people understand honestly, like if someone didnt understand natsuki's comebacks they'd automatically vote nico and vice versa.
Its fine if you don't think Natsuki won but if you think that many people thought Natsuki won because they know her well just means you didn't understand Natsuki's comebacks
This is the only rap battle that i've ever liked, a good editing, good voices, good microphones for audio and good lines i used "good" too many times but i don't care
Nico is cute and all but is no one gonna talk about how Natsuki roasted two girls? EDIT: OH MY GOD! GUYS, THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF LIKES I’VE EVER GOTTEN! TYSM
Hello 'trash talker' here: The roast *is* quite in fact about Nico pointing out Natsuki's complex over having small breasts (shown in the game as she keeps on prodding Yuri with lines something like "well I wasnt the one whose boobs suddenly grow a size bigger as soon as MC started showing up.") . And sure, it's true how Nico has small breasts and possibly even smaller but she doesnt give two shits about it (anymore as she had gone through character development to be able to accept her breast size for what it is). So yeah, you can all go "HaHAHa NiCo YoUrs DOEsnT EVeN SHoW UP LOLOllllloLolol" but in actual fact she dont give two shit about it
himiko 1 Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess I’ve never thought about it like that. I really hope you start doing better, and I don’t want to sound preachy, but I hope you know GOD loves you just the way you are. Well lots of love and I wish you well.
Nico “roasts” natsuki by telling her she’s flat, but clearly she’s flatter Edit: and btw, please dont come at me by saying that nico is a kid, she's actually older than natsuki by 1 year which means she's technically not a kid ;w;
Nico: **Says something about Natsuki’s chest** Natsuki: *At least I have a chest* Edit: Stop replying to this I beg of you- I don’t know too much about Nico so I didn’t know her chest was bigger.
9 Reasons Why Natsuki is best girl: Tsundere Baker Only one other than the MC that likes manga People do a bunch of cosplays on he4 Has a bunch of mods based on her Cute AF Bijuu Mike loves her I know that I already listed tsundere, but I'm mentioning it again, because she is a tsundere done right Actually is in Yandere Simulator (For now) And that's all for now, folks! (Might add more to the list) edit: ewie what is this why was i like this 7 months ago???
Nico: So go run to your papa if you think you’re beating me! Damn......if y’all know about Natsuki’s relationship with her father, you’ll know what I mean............
This is ALL of Nico's references for those who are interested I have noticed alot of people have forgotten that this is a RAP BATTLE and not a popularity contest. If you comment "ToO LonG DIDnT REaD" or "WhO ASkED" then I know how ignorant and naive you are. "Nico Attacks! Shes a schooling idol. Best one of all times shes unbridled" - reference to the episode Nico appears in and since the anime is called 'Love Live school idol project' shes saying shes the best idol there is. "You cant Start to Dash and jump scare me. I'll wont let that dream come true" - Start:Dash being a song sung in the series and the whole 'dreams come true' being a slogan for what they are trying to achieve (and manage to achieve at the end of the anime) "Or you'll be gone in a neck snap like Bibity Bopity Boo" - Referencing Natsuki's neck snap in act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club and shows three girls which were the rivals in the show until Nico and the rest of the cast beat them. "How can you learn to love the new boy if you cant learn to love life" - Basically a play on words on the anime title 'Love Live' "Your baked! A-rise and awake" - Saying to Natsuki to give up basically as she cant win (A-rise being the rival groups name that lost against Nico's group called Muse) "I'll spit cold, make Snow Halate" - A reference to one of Muses most popular songs Snow Halation which releases in 2010 "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of A-cup cakes" - A jab of Natsuki's bust size which is more impactful when you know through out the series of Love Live Nico also had a complex of her bust size but soon accepted it as it is and matured cos of it and how Natsuki (how she is during the game) is quite insecure about hers and harasses Yuri because of it. "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me." - jab at Natsuki's abusive dad, and for extra insight Nico herself doesnt have a dad. "I'll have won the fans hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii." - the famous catchphrase of Nico's that was birthed because of how it made her parents (including her dad) happier and how she uses it to make people smile. That's everything I know, frick this was long
I’ve haven’t watch live live sadly but, some people have play/watched both and just Prefer natsuki in there personal opinion^^ (also I’m REALLY late to this video)
everybody's saying natsuki won, but half the viewers haven't even seen love live! so you can't really judge until you get the references. only then can you make a decision!
@@XiaLater i'm not! i love natsuki a lot. she's my ddlc fav too! but i think it would be good if people watched (or at least looked into) love live so they that could understand the hidden references in both girls verses.
@@AoiTheIdolLover yup there was an awesome love live reference in each rap line for her and the coolest thing is that Nico is the actual rapper for muse.
@@darkpassenger378 it really is, it was extremely popular in Japan it was everywhere! You can watch their irl live performances her on UA-cam you can listen to the songs here too! You can also watch the anime!
RektByMe a terrible last line! It sounds like something an angry little 7 year old on the internet would say! No offense to the script writers, I think it suits natsuki perfectly.
6 years later and i still know the lyrics to this absolute BOP.
Real
REAL😭
i used to listen to ts RELIGIOUSLYYYY
TRRUUUEEE
REALLL
Did anybody notice how Nico says “Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me”
“Go run back to your *PAPA* if you think you’re *BEATING* me”
If you’ve played DDLC, you’ll catch my drift.
Ash PATD MCR ikr💀
I started laughing- it's so dark but yet- I can't-
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT
Haha domestic abuse, haha
OH lord
Every time I hear this part I only hear “cuz I’m Mike Wazoski” 0:05
I can hear it now-
I can hear it too lmao
I can't unhear it ✌️🏾😭
Lmao
That's what it says
imagine being the creator of nico vs natsuki cant be me
yuh
imagine
Ikr /j
yeah imagine 🙄🙄
whyd u stop posting 😭😭
This turned out amazing! I absolutely loved working with you!!
bearandrocky1 you do a fabulous natsuki!!
Natsuki wins
bearandrocky1 YOU’RE AWESOME!
You are a great voice actress!
bearandrocky1 truly i thought this was one of those really bad rap battles but then when i learned you voiced natsuki i knew it was a least worth watching it was worth it
“go run back to your pap if you think your BEATING me” pop of ig-
PLEASE I gasped
BuTtErKoPf🧈 just twking a break watching some anime rap battles 🧙♂️
MONOKUMA!! Can you bring me all the male antagonists and Shuichi saihara to my house please? I need them to be my husbands!
Just Sofi hmmm sure
@@rue9936 ty 😏
At 0:50
"Beating this brat is nothing, to dealing with Yuri's crap"
Poor Yuri
@Elsie Cardona same Yuri Best Girl
Elsie Cardona aw thank you
Budgie Cute ty too
Jude Avinq Nah Yuri was psycho any way >:3
@Elsie Cardona Cutteee its fav too
watching this in 2024 and it is still HELLA GOOD
Realz
real
On bro😂
I just realized that the part where natsuki says “I’ll be your beach” is the name of one of her poems!!
Yes!!!
Which one
@@Ririss2the one called "I'll be your beach"
1:07
That hair flick tho
😂🤣
Hahaha😂 nice observation! 👍
Hell yeah!
Yeah
She's always like that
@@Monika-id9tw yeh
Bruh Natsuki's rap is literally a death threat.
xD
Ikr?
thats why natsuki thankfully fucking died
@@squiby6471 I- 😭
Oof
“Hoping her dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging” is actually the most clever line in this entire song
AHH I JUST REALIZED OML
IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE 😭😭
@@itzcrystalzz I don't get it help
@@meow-ri1it lolly gagging means a waste of time. natsuki is basically saying that nico chasing her dreams was a waste of time, while also calling her a “loli”
1:09 loli gagging‼️
@@meow-ri1it "Lollygagging" means to fool around, or waste time. The way it's spelled here is "loli gagging", with "loli", short for "lolicon", is the Japanese equivalent of "Lolita", which is to say, a sexualized little girl. "Gagging", obviously, implies choking on some dick.
*When you have a smaller chest than the person you’re insulting for having a small chest*
I guess Nico knew Natsuki was insecure about that.
This is a lot funnier bc the comment above yours explains why that line is kinda clever
good job gundham
Dylan Hohmann ikr
Right!she literally looks like a chop bored 😒
What type of music you're listening?
me: it's... it's complicated..
Dame😂
That is me
Luv you guys 😂❤
It's not that complicated lmao.
Rap
who won?
Like for Natsuki and.. like for Nico
Monica
@@hamazing7778 yes
Natsuki
Just MONIKA but.. Just NATSUKI
Sayori
Actual certified childhood banger right here, just listened to it for the first time in several years and I could still sing along lol
IT GOES SO HARD
Same🙋🏽♀️
it’s such a bop bro
IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION NICO SAYS "you'll be gone in the neck snap" LIKE I JUST REALIZED
WAIT WHEN ISDJJDDNS
@@lilydaniel5723 0:33
WOAH
I thought she said *”next lap”*
omg I didnt take it srsly but I think...Nico won ....OR IDK BOTH IS SO KAWAII SJWINSNEIOW
bruh I thought she was gonna say "if you don't stop saying, Nico Nico, I'll break your 'Nico,Nico' knee caps Imao
OMFG IM DYING LMAO
Lol
LMAO
IM DEADDDDDDDD
707 likes ayeee
I have to say, I like Natsuki’s more since the ending was interesting. In the game, she says “he’ll beat the shit out of me if he finds this.” When talking about her manga collection. But the last line made it feel as if SHE was finally in control of the situation and won
I definitely agree
Yup
yeees!
Thanks ❤️❤️❤️
Don’t agree Natsuki barely had references and she didn’t have any good lyrics or good rhymes. She was just trying to creepy, Natsuki is way too cringe for me, that’s why I just deleted her file in my game LMAO
i remember watching this so long ago and everyone voter natsuki. good to see love live getting more recognition
what the-
I voted for queen Nico
_The Sad Part About this is Some don’t Even Know Nico_
Stella luna yeah, only from memes
I know them both I watched Love-Live and played DDLC
Angie Yonaga eyyy same
Tsuki NaTsUkI dIdNt dEsErVe DeAtH
oh look a Lemon lmao
Oh *co-Mon, ika!!* You deserve more subs!! >:3
Liqwds Oh *co-Mon, ika!!*
Oh C'monika
ATurquoiseMess where tf am I
@Liqwds *oh co-monika* have a laugh at Least that was funny
Fun fact: Nico is actually a rapper for her group called muse that consists of 9 girls.
Yup
Yes she is
Yes I knew
I wouldn't really consider her really a rapper-
YUH
Too bad Natsuki’s script here was written to practically lose. In reality Natsuki would literally swipe Nico, she’s literally a doki and we all know how savage she can be when she’s completely in a fit of rage.
thats honestly so real, i still have that one line stuck in my head where natsuki quite literally obliterates yuri, roasting her into oblivion
tbh nico just gives angry little girl vibes
in my opinion, most people felt as if natsuki won as they don't know nico as well as they know her. but ive been on nicos side ever since i actually listened to her- her lines went hard.
Yuup
Yess
Literally no one is going to talk about "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're *beating* me"?
Thats the best line fr
nico nico ni
@@ethan8597 no
your pfp is just, amazing tho.
has nuthin to do with what ur talking abt but just wanted to point that out
Whoa, I can't believe how great this turned out!! I'm super thrilled to have been a part of this project! Recording in a Nico loli voice was the high point of my week lol
Cookie_Covers You voiced Nico? You did an awesome job!
Cookie_Covers Nice job
Nstsuki= instant win
Cookie_Covers Nico wins natsu was scary
Your voice is really cute!😛
"Just go run back to your papa..."
----------------------------------------------------- *Natsuki's dad : I'll beat you Natsuki.*
BRRRRR
Oof
uhh fun fact in LL canon Nico's dad is dead :)
After reading the comments, literally six years later, ive come to realize how fricking creative the references are in this rap! The creativity and crazy comebacks whilst rhyming is soooo satisfying and entertaining to watch! This deserves the 15 million views for sure. ❤
This song slaps harder than natsuki’s dad
ok first off-
Ps: love your pfp c:
Hold up
Gavin why is Natsuki your Wifu 👀👀👀👀👀
My dad beating me is no joke and what makes you think you can miss the i in my name
@Gavin I am your waifu?
Oh, co-Mon ika!
That pun is the best pun I've ever heard in a long time.
But "the size of your chest as a-cup, cakes" was a good one too
@YeetusDeletusBuster LOL true.
"Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me"
@@gavrusag2180 oh, my, god.
That's incredible too...
@@rubyyates4778 I know right... :o
I'm not gonna ruin the 69 likes you have, and that's why I'm not liking, but pls know that I like this comment!
wow didn't expect a even more of a runt then Natsuki
Yas, Thanks Yuri
You are soo cut ❤
Cut her Off Yuri yessss
@@ramuda_rpg3378 cringe
@@kibbywitz You don't need to tell me that ;)
@@ramuda_rpg3378 lol
i feel like nico was good but natsuki’s last rap gave me chills.
Same
because she wasn't actually roasting, she was just threatening her which is why nico won 😭
@Munira_crunchit's referencing a specific line....which is still used as a threat in this battle. idk what you're reaching for lmao
@Munira_crunchbro is tweaked out on a fictional rap battle between two lolis
@@avoidmelzthey’re not lolis stop being weird
im making a sequel and all of nico's lines are "hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh?"
Yup but natsuki won
Ok
Yes, that’s what we need!!!
Deyum
A sequel !?! My body is not ready !!
Like - Natsuki
Comment- Nico
Nico- 31
Natsuki-2.1k (ty)
(For now)
Nico niciii
Nicioooooooieia7auauw
The lil weirdos nIco~!
Nico
Nico nico niiiii
When Nico said, "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!" she's not dissing herself nor is she being hypocritical. She said the word "compensating", and Nico herself doesn't really care about her chest size unlike Natsuki. Plus, Nico's a B-cup, and it's just her uniform being baggy.
nico fan detected
@@fatihah3851 yeah nico fan here Nico got over her flat chest because she’s an idol and she’s everywhere in Japan she sings dances and raps I personally think Nico is cool character overall
get load of that simp
@CHEN XI HE what is nico's personality?
@CHEN XI HE I watched the whole anime. NICO IS WORST GIRL RIN IS BEST
5 years later and it’s still good
I know
"She's faceless and turning white"
So she turning into slenderman
no she needs to grow 6 more arms
The Comment Above Me Is So Stupid Im Laughing Dead On The Floor
Slender-suki
@@snooze7106 yeah
@@snooze7106 ...........................
yes
Team of Natsuki: Like ( autolike xD )
Team of Nico : Coment
nico nico ni
Nico Nico Nii~
Nico
Nico
Nii!
I love how Natsuki said “Doki Doki” that was cute and “I was waiting I really was” that was cool and also “I’ve beaten the **** out of you and I’m going to tell everyone” that was cool like for team Natsuki
Same lol I was looking for this comment thenks
Your welcome
Therewas also a ton of love live jokes like a-rise, snow halation, START: DASH, Babbitt bop pity boo etc
@@Navmixx finally someone who talks about love live!
@@AoiTheIdolLover yes! I love LL!! This rap battle is literally how I got into it and like I come back here sometimes because ugh I wouldn’t be here without it 😌
moment in history and i continue to come back to it
"Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me"
*Woah Nico... cHiLL*
Eri, you're too young and pure to be watching violent videos like this!
Um, hello?? It’s a rap battle
* Êrî _ Chan * *here we go, just another sinner*
It's a rap battle, what did you expected?
@@shushles some proper grammar I guess.
Forget flat-earthers. Here we have two flat-chesters duking it out.
I was going to give you a like but it's too perfect. 69, nice
@@razzain nice
Just saw the little hidden message, and now I’m SUPER excited to see the next battle (;
bearandrocky1 what does message say?
bearandrocky1 I saw as well!!!
I was watching and I saw a little something I'm like "hang on..." And I tuned up my brightness and saw it 😉 I'm exited too!
I've been looking for 2 days for it, WHERE IS IT!?!?!?
at the end, that black screen, in the lower left hand corner, if you have a high enough brightness, you can see it.
6 years later this STILL goes hard
Who won?
Natsuki-Even likes
Nico-Odd likes
Let's see..(,Nico Is always comments and there can only be 500 comments)
Boy natsucki chest is a thing of cupcakes
Even
Odd
Even
Even ;D
Everyone call Yuri and Maki their girlfriends are starting a war.
Kate Marsh LMAOOO
Reeeeeeee
Yes
LMAOO
LMAO YES 😂👌
This is pretty one sided due to the fact no one actually watched love live or played the love live game here in the comments
IKR?! It's been rlly bugging me too :(
I have.
I have which is why I liked Nico better, her references to μ's' music were nice since love live was the first idol anime I watched and μ's' songs will always be special to me
I know it’s kinda annoying
GamerBros 645 preach
I saw this video back in 2019, im rewatching it now and it feels just like the first time I heard it. This is so cool, took me back to my childhood
"Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me!"
*that must have hurt*
@@youwatanabe6606 Oh I thought we were talking about Natsuki because Natsukis dad abused her
StarryxNight•ت Oh, I thought Natsuki said it...Sorry! I’ve never heard of DDLC, so I didn’t know lol 😂
@@youwatanabe6606 Oh! I never knew Nicos dad died
StarryxNight•ت yeah it’s confirmed Nico’s dad died and her mom was always at work so Nico had to take care of her 3 little siblings all the time, it’s mentioned in the School Idol Project anime I think.
StarryxNight•ت Nico's dad also made the "Nico Nico Nii" for her too
You'll be gone in a neck snap-
*woah Nico-*
Aquilea I know,I MAY LOOK CUTE,but I'm pretty dark and savage 😎
Nico Yazawa
Yeah...last time you tried that your *mom* came to the school
@@lilmao4482 LMFAO
Aquilea
Yo I’m just sayin, she got shut down *real fast* by her fucking mom. She was roasting someone too
xD Nico changed her name
"I've beaten the shit out of you and Im going to tell everyone..." lol I love that last part
@@youdontneedtoask1173 thats why its good xD
In one of her poem, she was talking about "Amy likes spider, I will tell at everyone" and so... yeah xD
Ok sorry for the bad English :v
lyrics
Nico Attacks! She's a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She's unbridled!
A recycled archetype's gone viral? I won't let your likes come and steal my title!
The feisty first-year's frightened! She's faceless and turning white!
Little prideful? I've earned the right! Let's see if the pasty pastry chef's got the bite!
You can't Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won't let that dream come true!
Cause you'll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
How can you learn to love the new boy if you can't learn to Love Life?
The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (Hahaha)
Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn't even make sense!
It's a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
Now to beat this little brat's nothing to dealing with Yuri's crap
So forget what's in my file! I'll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
I'll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
Can't hear your Heart's Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
I'm fly! Nico can try me, but that's all she can manage
Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!
You're baked! A-RISE and awake! I'll spit cold, make Snow halate!
Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me
I'll have won the fans' hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!
That's supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what's the buzz?!
I expected a good comeback. I was waiting, I really was...
Let's take your overdone trope and show how shallow we've become
I've beaten the shit out of you and I'm going to tell everyone
:)
(só comentei pra poder acompanhar a letra)
Why tho
1:01 1:24 don’t mind me, just time stamps I need to repeat
Thanks 😊
1:23
1:15
yes
He he
Omg they both killed me with there cute parts like when Nico went "Nico Nico Nii!" And when Natsuki went "Doki Doki"💗💗💗
Wait Aren’t u Natsuki O-O
ALIEN NATSUKI
You mean when you went doki doki SELFCEST IS WINCEST
Did you allways referred to yourself in third person..?
Um...its actually Natsuri....not that i would care.........
“Doki Doki~” 1:04
“Nico Nico Nii~” 1:25
Coming back to this masterpiece
come back again
I've come back from a long time ago. aka a couple of months. I'll re-edit the comment because i have nothing better to do.
Best flow: Nico
Best Diss: Natsuki
Winner: Abraham Lincoln
Hotel: Travago
@@MarcTheGayBoi LOL
Oh my ghad O_O
*insert eagle noises*
You mean Obama
Im not joking i was today years old when i realized the hit or miss girl was cosplaying nico
SAME
REALLY?!
I JUST REALISED
WAIT-
Who?
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT--
I personally liked Natsuki’s one more, I will admit that I didn’t realize that Nico made so many comebacks mainly because I felt as thought she was talking too fast but even when I did realize that she did it still didn’t really change my mind. Natsuki’s rap just felt more memorable and it also just sounded way better to me.
I personally agree with a comment I saw somewhere on here. I think that Natsuki’s had a better flow, but Nico had better comebacks. It’s just a preference as to which style you like better
IKR
@@valvalentina5629 yeah it rlly depends on which style you like. Bcs natsuki raps seems to slow for me or the flow is just wasnt there but nico's flow was amazing for me personally
My opinion but Nico’s was so catchy.
NICO NICO NII! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏
Theres no way its been 5 years since this masterpiece dropped. Time is flying by too quickly
СОЛИДАРНА! слушаю и прямо таки возвращаюсь в те времена..ээхх
Nico : "a batch of a-cup, cakes!"
me : bruhh.... you're an A-cup too
she's a b
Nico's a b cup tho-
Nah she like a no cup lol
@@hquin226 ik this is a joke but she's b-cup
she doesn’t need a letter she’s just
*CUP*
The "Doki Doki" part kills me idk why
That's my favorite part
nothing to see CUZ ITS FREAKING CUTE!!!
it kills me too
nothing to see yey
IM NOT CUTE >:(
Friends: So what do you listen too?
Me: Its complicated.
Maturing is realizing Nico won. I don't even know Nico that well but she was better because she actually was roasting her and had a good flow and good comebacks. The reason half of you chose Natsuki over Nico was because you know her better. Natsuki's least verse was just a threat. Anyway Nico ate her up with the papa line and the a-cup cakes line so >
@Munira_crunch that last voice was a de@th threat and we trynna do a rap battle💀 i love natsuki but nico had more clever comebacks that are actually rapping so gtfo
natsuki had some good lines aswell like the ''loli gagging'' one was pretty clever i have to admit, its based off what people understand honestly, like if someone didnt understand natsuki's comebacks they'd automatically vote nico and vice versa.
Eh
As someone coming back to this song after many years, I definitely agree e you!
Its fine if you don't think Natsuki won but if you think that many people thought Natsuki won because they know her well just means you didn't understand Natsuki's comebacks
0:44 "Oh co-Moni,ka"
Best pun ever :)
Hi you calling me? 😉
@@elilikeacupcake hi
@@monika4946 noh 0-0
What is the pun?
@@RenadSaied - ~- do You even get it?
This is the only rap battle that i've ever liked, a good editing, good voices, good microphones for audio and good lines
i used "good" too many times but i don't care
Nicole Flores how about yandare sim rap battle?
Mico Vince i didn't really saw that video
Nicole Flores you should go watch Epic Rap Battles of History
TheColombianSpartan i used to watch it
Nicole Flores so truth
Nico is cute and all but is no one gonna talk about how Natsuki roasted two girls?
EDIT: OH MY GOD! GUYS, THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF LIKES I’VE EVER GOTTEN! TYSM
cookiizeeクッキーさん ikr
Natsuki won
Natsuki won
yes
cookiizeeクッキーさん yes yuri and nico
IT HAS BEEN SO LONG
Nico: she's flat.
Me: aren't you flat as well?
*Btw both of them won for me, and deal with it.*
I was thinking was I the only one who noticed that-
Same fam.
Hello 'trash talker' here:
The roast *is* quite in fact about Nico pointing out Natsuki's complex over having small breasts (shown in the game as she keeps on prodding Yuri with lines something like "well I wasnt the one whose boobs suddenly grow a size bigger as soon as MC started showing up.") . And sure, it's true how Nico has small breasts and possibly even smaller but she doesnt give two shits about it (anymore as she had gone through character development to be able to accept her breast size for what it is). So yeah, you can all go "HaHAHa NiCo YoUrs DOEsnT EVeN SHoW UP LOLOllllloLolol" but in actual fact she dont give two shit about it
nicos trying to say that natsuki is flat when nico is more flat than natsuki bruh-
@Boi shows how sad we are, like we have nothing better to do than to talk about flat people like???
The sad thing is my chest is flatter than natsuki’s
Same
Why do girls feel bad about having small Breast?
@@Dorkeydaze
Because right now it's the only thing that turns me from a boy with long hair to a pretty girl.
It's also because I have low selfworth
himiko 1
Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess I’ve never thought about it like that. I really hope you start doing better, and I don’t want to sound preachy, but I hope you know GOD loves you just the way you are. Well lots of love and I wish you well.
@@Dorkeydaze
Thank you
Nico “roasts” natsuki by telling her she’s flat, but clearly she’s flatter
Edit: and btw, please dont come at me by saying that nico is a kid, she's actually older than natsuki by 1 year which means she's technically not a kid ;w;
No.
Nico is flatter XD
No Nico is flatter then natsuki....
S H E I S A K I D W H A T D O Y O U P E O P L E N O T U N D E R S T A N D
@@carnavole13 Her wiki says she's 17, so definitely not a kid...
It’s beenn 3 years and I’m still jamming to this
two of my favorite girls going against each other. hell yeah
my)
The 1 and Only Logan that’s what she said
Thx...i mean baka!
The 1 and Only Logan umi’s my fave in love live
Lel
Nico: **Says something about Natsuki’s chest**
Natsuki: *At least I have a chest*
Edit: Stop replying to this I beg of you- I don’t know too much about Nico so I didn’t know her chest was bigger.
OH
Nico does have a chest it’s just she’s standing forward f lol
Nico is a loli
*ironic for/hypocrite of nico to say something about natsuki's chest*
9 Reasons Why Natsuki is best girl:
Tsundere
Baker
Only one other than the MC that likes manga
People do a bunch of cosplays on he4
Has a bunch of mods based on her
Cute AF
Bijuu Mike loves her
I know that I already listed tsundere, but I'm mentioning it again, because she is a tsundere done right
Actually is in Yandere Simulator (For now)
And that's all for now, folks! (Might add more to the list)
edit: ewie what is this why was i like this 7 months ago???
Who is the winner?
Like for natsuki
And coment for Nico nico nii
Nico nico niiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
Juju JF it’s Nico Nico Nii
-_-
Natsuki
Like beggar alert!
why tf is this actually really well made?!
they put a lot effort into the lines with the wordplay.
1:01 1:24 bruh those lines were everything i needed to hear
My heart warmed up
Same
💕💕💕😊😊😊Same
Doki Dokii
Nico nico niiii
Yeah!!
Everyone : arguing about who won
Me : wandering how they even met in the first place
Thanks for the likes
Tsundere convention
orange_enthusiast LMFAOOOOOO
Hmm maybe she went to one of Us shows and left a bad review about idols and nico attacked lol idk
Dude, it's a rap battle. That's the entire point. "Who won? You decide!" type stuff.
@@NepNepCPU dude, he knows that lol
Nico: So go run to your papa if you think you’re beating me!
Damn......if y’all know about Natsuki’s relationship with her father, you’ll know what I mean............
I know what you mean
I think Natsuki's dad would beat her harder than she's beating Nico in the rap battle ;-;
I know what you mean..
Nico said that because she knows about natsuki dad
I know..
This is honestly good
This is ALL of Nico's references for those who are interested I have noticed alot of people have forgotten that this is a RAP BATTLE and not a popularity contest. If you comment "ToO LonG DIDnT REaD" or "WhO ASkED" then I know how ignorant and naive you are.
"Nico Attacks! Shes a schooling idol. Best one of all times shes unbridled" - reference to the episode Nico appears in and since the anime is called 'Love Live school idol project' shes saying shes the best idol there is.
"You cant Start to Dash and jump scare me. I'll wont let that dream come true" - Start:Dash being a song sung in the series and the whole 'dreams come true' being a slogan for what they are trying to achieve (and manage to achieve at the end of the anime)
"Or you'll be gone in a neck snap like Bibity Bopity Boo" - Referencing Natsuki's neck snap in act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club and shows three girls which were the rivals in the show until Nico and the rest of the cast beat them.
"How can you learn to love the new boy if you cant learn to love life" - Basically a play on words on the anime title 'Love Live'
"Your baked! A-rise and awake" - Saying to Natsuki to give up basically as she cant win (A-rise being the rival groups name that lost against Nico's group called Muse)
"I'll spit cold, make Snow Halate" - A reference to one of Muses most popular songs Snow Halation which releases in 2010
"Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of A-cup cakes" - A jab of Natsuki's bust size which is more impactful when you know through out the series of Love Live Nico also had a complex of her bust size but soon accepted it as it is and matured cos of it and how Natsuki (how she is during the game) is quite insecure about hers and harasses Yuri because of it.
"Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me." - jab at Natsuki's abusive dad, and for extra insight Nico herself doesnt have a dad.
"I'll have won the fans hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii." - the famous catchphrase of Nico's that was birthed because of how it made her parents (including her dad) happier and how she uses it to make people smile.
That's everything I know, frick this was long
Finally, most of these guys didn't even watch love live and only know Nico through memes so they're biased towards Natsuki
I’ve haven’t watch live live sadly but, some people have play/watched both and just Prefer natsuki in there personal opinion^^ (also I’m REALLY late to this video)
You missed BiBi being the subgroup Nico is in
Nico won
They probably thought that natsuki won just by the ending of the rap lmao
I died when Natsuki said "Doki Doki!" and then I almost died again when Nico said "Nico Nico Nii!" are you trying to kill me?! This is amazinggg!
My favourite bit is "I'll have won the fans heat when i go Nico Nico Nii!"
"Thats suppose to be cute Vomit inducing whats the buzz?"
good for you
mine is “i’ve beaten the shit out of you and im going to tell everyone”
...
_I was waiting, I really was..._
Bet because it’s the only bit you heard in tiktok. Lmao.
+cazmataz
I don’t know about the others, but I don’t even have that app. I’ve only ever heard of it. •-•
BROOO coming back is like a fever dream!!! i used to watch this all the time~
everybody's saying natsuki won, but half the viewers haven't even seen love live! so you can't really judge until you get the references. only then can you make a decision!
Bla bla bla just go away IF ur just upset that natsuki is DA best gurl
@@XiaLater i'm not! i love natsuki a lot. she's my ddlc fav too! but i think it would be good if people watched (or at least looked into) love live so they that could understand the hidden references in both girls verses.
@@XiaLater nah, but I mean if they haven't even watched love live then it's not fair coz ofc they gonna pick natsuki
@@haileyalice2763 ooooooh
@@kittenmimi5326 ooh
Girl be talking about how Natsukis chest is flat, when she is literally a board.
So true
Natsuki is probs like an a cup while nico is a no cup
kamikaze by words
@@cherylvollen8426 bruh you took it too far that's not funny 😐
@@phrogtime1513 Nico is b cup. Cannonically
wow ,I thought Natsuki was a tsundere,I was a bit wrong ...
Xgxhdh Dhdjdh she is??
@@krystlekiriakou2330 r/wooosh
@@krystlekiriakou2330 bro don't be rude
Nono she still is a tsundere but she is just crazy like the rest of them.
Actually she kinda is
This was the video that introduced me to anime rap battles
I REALLY LOVE NATSUKI BUT NICO SLAPS HARD
Harder than natsuki’s dad
I love natsukis last sentence lol
@@INKY610 LOL
@@INKY610 oml
@@INKY610 BHAHA
''your chest size is live cupcakes''
me: ok ok but yours don't even exist
Her does
@@princepink hard to see :>
dddddaaaaannnnnngggggg
Oh snap!
* compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a- cupcakes
1:23 "I'll have won the fans hearts. When I go *Nico Nico Nii!* "
Me: Aww! Wait-
(Edit: Y'all ever heard of something called a joke?-)
Natsuki turned creepy holy sh-
@@katieluvschadHeh -.-
no
@@wolftv6773 ?
yo bro what that mean
Every now and then i remember this rap exists
Nobody understood Nico’s Love live references because they don’t watch the anime :(
Ikr.. shes actually so cute. Some people just loves Natsuki because ddlc is popular.
@@AoiTheIdolLover yup there was an awesome love live reference in each rap line for her and the coolest thing is that Nico is the actual rapper for muse.
I’ve never seen it is it good
@@darkpassenger378 it really is, it was extremely popular in Japan it was everywhere! You can watch their irl live performances her on UA-cam you can listen to the songs here too! You can also watch the anime!
@@yeehaw24 oh nice!! They’re so darn cute 🥰
did anyone pause and see the -just Monika- in the text when she says Ill wipe your smug face off the UV map
Totally TNT no, I don’t see Monica, but I see this strange white haired girl.
Yeah I do, and that white haired girl is yuri
_Just Monika._
Yeah its says "Just Monica"
@@sharkboy2008 game theory did shit on it
Natsuki won specifically for her last line.
Actually, on her last lines, she just say she won when she don't even know. Maybe is because she didn't knew what else she could say :D
Nico will always win! After all she never misses! (She’s hit or miss girl)
Natsuki won because she got the last line
@@rektbyme284 good point
RektByMe a terrible last line! It sounds like something an angry little 7 year old on the internet would say! No offense to the script writers, I think it suits natsuki perfectly.
this is the sound that my childhood makes when idk man why did I used to love this
"I was waiting, I really was.. " is my favourite part!!
_fairyninja_ mine is
DOKI DOKI!
_fairyninja_ mine is I’ve beaten the shi* out of you and i’m going to tell everyone
Same. That was really well done and in character, I wish I could talk like that.
_fairyninja_ 9
Mines too and "I've beaten the *bleep* out of you and I'm going to tell everyone
I swear my heart popped when I heard them say doki doki and nico nico nii
Same
When Natsuki went “Doki Doki” i was like: 😭❤️🥺❤️❤️🥰🥰💖💖💗💕💕💓💓
same
It was oddly satisfying
Same
the nico nico ni made me cringe
the doki doki made my day
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 DDLC WINSSSSS!
SAMEEE
I love that after three years I still remember all the words
same