Natsuki vs Nico Yazawa - Rap Battle

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  • @heavan111
    @heavan111 9 місяців тому +775

    6 years later and i still know the lyrics to this absolute BOP.

  • @saikisgrandpa6572
    @saikisgrandpa6572 5 років тому +2968

    Did anybody notice how Nico says “Just go run back to your papa if you think you’re beating me”
    “Go run back to your *PAPA* if you think you’re *BEATING* me”
    If you’ve played DDLC, you’ll catch my drift.

    • @deleted8067
      @deleted8067 5 років тому +27

      Ash PATD MCR ikr💀

    • @photomocha4745
      @photomocha4745 5 років тому +84

      I started laughing- it's so dark but yet- I can't-

    • @aaj249
      @aaj249 5 років тому +27

      I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT

    • @burtgundy796
      @burtgundy796 5 років тому +34

      Haha domestic abuse, haha

    • @neonpelt
      @neonpelt 5 років тому +7

      OH lord

  • @ohno1351
    @ohno1351 4 роки тому +2239

    Every time I hear this part I only hear “cuz I’m Mike Wazoski” 0:05

  • @SkeepTieel
    @SkeepTieel  3 роки тому +1786

    imagine being the creator of nico vs natsuki cant be me

    • @4phra
      @4phra 3 роки тому +19

      yuh

    • @r4szu
      @r4szu 3 роки тому +24

      imagine

    • @derpy2.0
      @derpy2.0 3 роки тому +10

      Ikr /j

    • @mayalol3934
      @mayalol3934 3 роки тому +8

      yeah imagine 🙄🙄

    • @Garuawa
      @Garuawa 3 роки тому +6

      whyd u stop posting 😭😭

  • @bearandrocky1
    @bearandrocky1 6 років тому +6806

    This turned out amazing! I absolutely loved working with you!!

    • @YourHighnessLuna
      @YourHighnessLuna 6 років тому +89

      bearandrocky1 you do a fabulous natsuki!!

    • @maplemothman
      @maplemothman 6 років тому +58

      Natsuki wins

    • @soraeclipse3287
      @soraeclipse3287 6 років тому +27

      bearandrocky1 YOU’RE AWESOME!

    • @justmonika2824
      @justmonika2824 6 років тому +34

      You are a great voice actress!

    • @dwip2429
      @dwip2429 6 років тому +28

      bearandrocky1 truly i thought this was one of those really bad rap battles but then when i learned you voiced natsuki i knew it was a least worth watching it was worth it

  • @rue9936
    @rue9936 3 роки тому +3461

    “go run back to your pap if you think your BEATING me” pop of ig-

    • @Alex-yw9dn
      @Alex-yw9dn 3 роки тому +59

      PLEASE I gasped

    • @rue9936
      @rue9936 3 роки тому +9

      BuTtErKoPf🧈 just twking a break watching some anime rap battles 🧙‍♂️

    • @scfiix
      @scfiix 3 роки тому +10

      MONOKUMA!! Can you bring me all the male antagonists and Shuichi saihara to my house please? I need them to be my husbands!

    • @rue9936
      @rue9936 3 роки тому +2

      Just Sofi hmmm sure

    • @scfiix
      @scfiix 3 роки тому +3

      @@rue9936 ty 😏

  • @ayo9974
    @ayo9974 5 років тому +1890

    At 0:50
    "Beating this brat is nothing, to dealing with Yuri's crap"
    Poor Yuri

    • @BudgieCute
      @BudgieCute 5 років тому +29

      @Elsie Cardona same Yuri Best Girl

    • @Ludenbergreal
      @Ludenbergreal 5 років тому +11

      Elsie Cardona aw thank you

    • @Ludenbergreal
      @Ludenbergreal 5 років тому +8

      Budgie Cute ty too

    • @TheWilbur__
      @TheWilbur__ 5 років тому +8

      Jude Avinq Nah Yuri was psycho any way >:3

    • @paxiela
      @paxiela 5 років тому +7

      @Elsie Cardona Cutteee its fav too

  • @Aweird.weirdo
    @Aweird.weirdo 9 місяців тому +211

    watching this in 2024 and it is still HELLA GOOD

  • @savannahhusvar4500
    @savannahhusvar4500 3 роки тому +1553

    I just realized that the part where natsuki says “I’ll be your beach” is the name of one of her poems!!

    • @Bernardo_LN
      @Bernardo_LN 3 роки тому +12

      Yes!!!

    • @Ririss2
      @Ririss2 Рік тому +1

      Which one

    • @Hamza_TM
      @Hamza_TM 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@Ririss2the one called "I'll be your beach"

  • @azula292
    @azula292 4 роки тому +1889

    1:07
    That hair flick tho
    😂🤣

  • @royluo5139
    @royluo5139 3 роки тому +13327

    Bruh Natsuki's rap is literally a death threat.

  • @yomomma6633
    @yomomma6633 3 роки тому +2216

    “Hoping her dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging” is actually the most clever line in this entire song

    • @SleepyFrann
      @SleepyFrann 2 роки тому +38

      AHH I JUST REALIZED OML

    • @itzcrystalzz
      @itzcrystalzz Рік тому +23

      IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE 😭😭

    • @meow-ri1it
      @meow-ri1it Рік тому +14

      @@itzcrystalzz I don't get it help

    • @itzcrystalzz
      @itzcrystalzz Рік тому +172

      @@meow-ri1it lolly gagging means a waste of time. natsuki is basically saying that nico chasing her dreams was a waste of time, while also calling her a “loli”
      1:09 loli gagging‼️

    • @mythmage8231
      @mythmage8231 Рік тому

      @@meow-ri1it "Lollygagging" means to fool around, or waste time. The way it's spelled here is "loli gagging", with "loli", short for "lolicon", is the Japanese equivalent of "Lolita", which is to say, a sexualized little girl. "Gagging", obviously, implies choking on some dick.

  • @idsmilez
    @idsmilez 4 роки тому +6372

    *When you have a smaller chest than the person you’re insulting for having a small chest*

    • @mimitrusters9259
      @mimitrusters9259 4 роки тому +470

      I guess Nico knew Natsuki was insecure about that.

    • @yerisboots4039
      @yerisboots4039 4 роки тому +227

      This is a lot funnier bc the comment above yours explains why that line is kinda clever

    • @doriancoolsack
      @doriancoolsack 4 роки тому +35

      good job gundham

    • @miuiruma3947
      @miuiruma3947 4 роки тому +8

      Dylan Hohmann ikr

    • @treasureweasure420
      @treasureweasure420 4 роки тому +19

      Right!she literally looks like a chop bored 😒

  • @roziroll
    @roziroll 5 років тому +2366

    What type of music you're listening?
    me: it's... it's complicated..

  • @lozl5876
    @lozl5876 4 роки тому +15807

    who won?
    Like for Natsuki and.. like for Nico

  • @sparklepool101
    @sparklepool101 10 місяців тому +93

    Actual certified childhood banger right here, just listened to it for the first time in several years and I could still sing along lol

  • @idiot9820
    @idiot9820 4 роки тому +949

    IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION NICO SAYS "you'll be gone in the neck snap" LIKE I JUST REALIZED

  • @kristysmith7661
    @kristysmith7661 4 роки тому +2773

    bruh I thought she was gonna say "if you don't stop saying, Nico Nico, I'll break your 'Nico,Nico' knee caps Imao

  • @gunyu2500
    @gunyu2500 3 роки тому +6651

    I have to say, I like Natsuki’s more since the ending was interesting. In the game, she says “he’ll beat the shit out of me if he finds this.” When talking about her manga collection. But the last line made it feel as if SHE was finally in control of the situation and won

    • @Idk-km3xm
      @Idk-km3xm 3 роки тому +52

      I definitely agree

    • @TaeTae-em1lc
      @TaeTae-em1lc 3 роки тому +10

      Yup

    • @SCheda2010
      @SCheda2010 3 роки тому +5

      yeees!

    • @charliemlbb
      @charliemlbb 3 роки тому +1

      Thanks ❤️❤️❤️

    • @wd4kari
      @wd4kari 2 роки тому +54

      Don’t agree Natsuki barely had references and she didn’t have any good lyrics or good rhymes. She was just trying to creepy, Natsuki is way too cringe for me, that’s why I just deleted her file in my game LMAO

  • @elii127
    @elii127 3 роки тому +339

    i remember watching this so long ago and everyone voter natsuki. good to see love live getting more recognition

    • @Chara611
      @Chara611 2 роки тому +2

      what the-

    • @nia7960
      @nia7960 Рік тому +7

      I voted for queen Nico

  • @senka4923
    @senka4923 4 роки тому +3719

    _The Sad Part About this is Some don’t Even Know Nico_

  • @aturquoisemess9030
    @aturquoisemess9030 6 років тому +455

    Oh *co-Mon, ika!!* You deserve more subs!! >:3

    • @sophiasuarez6190
      @sophiasuarez6190 6 років тому +5

      Liqwds Oh *co-Mon, ika!!*

    • @ConkerHycan
      @ConkerHycan 6 років тому +2

      Oh C'monika

    • @xylophoneman6175
      @xylophoneman6175 6 років тому +1

      ATurquoiseMess where tf am I

    • @cosmo7136
      @cosmo7136 6 років тому

      @Liqwds *oh co-monika* have a laugh at Least that was funny

  • @yeehaw24
    @yeehaw24 4 роки тому +6641

    Fun fact: Nico is actually a rapper for her group called muse that consists of 9 girls.

  • @nerdyhatter5743
    @nerdyhatter5743 Рік тому +862

    Too bad Natsuki’s script here was written to practically lose. In reality Natsuki would literally swipe Nico, she’s literally a doki and we all know how savage she can be when she’s completely in a fit of rage.

    • @ImJaydumb
      @ImJaydumb Рік тому +88

      thats honestly so real, i still have that one line stuck in my head where natsuki quite literally obliterates yuri, roasting her into oblivion

    • @arishachoudhury_
      @arishachoudhury_ Рік тому +40

      tbh nico just gives angry little girl vibes

    • @vindetta6837
      @vindetta6837 Рік тому +56

      in my opinion, most people felt as if natsuki won as they don't know nico as well as they know her. but ive been on nicos side ever since i actually listened to her- her lines went hard.

    • @NeyamRye
      @NeyamRye Рік тому

      Yuup

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar Рік тому

      Yess

  • @gavrusag2180
    @gavrusag2180 4 роки тому +3123

    Literally no one is going to talk about "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're *beating* me"?

  • @KurobaneAzia
    @KurobaneAzia 6 років тому +3665

    Whoa, I can't believe how great this turned out!! I'm super thrilled to have been a part of this project! Recording in a Nico loli voice was the high point of my week lol

    • @soraeclipse3287
      @soraeclipse3287 6 років тому +51

      Cookie_Covers You voiced Nico? You did an awesome job!

    • @pantherlily3877
      @pantherlily3877 6 років тому +11

      Cookie_Covers Nice job

    • @zoyayaqub4562
      @zoyayaqub4562 6 років тому +21

      Nstsuki= instant win

    • @marnie5700
      @marnie5700 6 років тому +6

      Cookie_Covers Nico wins natsu was scary

    • @Caitlin-ic5to
      @Caitlin-ic5to 6 років тому +8

      Your voice is really cute!😛

  • @bugsdoadoptme2841
    @bugsdoadoptme2841 4 роки тому +847

    "Just go run back to your papa..."
    ----------------------------------------------------- *Natsuki's dad : I'll beat you Natsuki.*

  • @mugisohma1819
    @mugisohma1819 8 днів тому +5

    After reading the comments, literally six years later, ive come to realize how fricking creative the references are in this rap! The creativity and crazy comebacks whilst rhyming is soooo satisfying and entertaining to watch! This deserves the 15 million views for sure. ❤

  • @valentine6708
    @valentine6708 5 років тому +34249

    This song slaps harder than natsuki’s dad

    • @misomiso-P
      @misomiso-P 5 років тому +1721

      ok first off-
      Ps: love your pfp c:

    • @CharaDreemurrfan
      @CharaDreemurrfan 5 років тому +1198

      Hold up

    • @valentine6708
      @valentine6708 5 років тому +388

      Gavin why is Natsuki your Wifu 👀👀👀👀👀

    • @Natsukichr-vl4bx
      @Natsukichr-vl4bx 5 років тому +392

      My dad beating me is no joke and what makes you think you can miss the i in my name

    • @Natsukichr-vl4bx
      @Natsukichr-vl4bx 5 років тому +210

      @Gavin I am your waifu?

  • @rubyyates4778
    @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +167

    Oh, co-Mon ika!
    That pun is the best pun I've ever heard in a long time.
    But "the size of your chest as a-cup, cakes" was a good one too

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +1

      @YeetusDeletusBuster LOL true.

    • @gavrusag2180
      @gavrusag2180 5 років тому +3

      "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me"

    • @rubyyates4778
      @rubyyates4778 5 років тому +1

      @@gavrusag2180 oh, my, god.
      That's incredible too...

    • @gavrusag2180
      @gavrusag2180 5 років тому +1

      @@rubyyates4778 I know right... :o

    • @feliciabates6364
      @feliciabates6364 5 років тому +1

      I'm not gonna ruin the 69 likes you have, and that's why I'm not liking, but pls know that I like this comment!

  • @mr.malachite3027
    @mr.malachite3027 4 роки тому +4687

    wow didn't expect a even more of a runt then Natsuki

    • @ramuda_rpg3378
      @ramuda_rpg3378 4 роки тому +164

      Yas, Thanks Yuri
      You are soo cut ❤

    • @9yhz
      @9yhz 4 роки тому +95

      Cut her Off Yuri yessss

    • @kibbywitz
      @kibbywitz 4 роки тому +28

      @@ramuda_rpg3378 cringe

    • @ramuda_rpg3378
      @ramuda_rpg3378 4 роки тому +19

      @@kibbywitz You don't need to tell me that ;)

    • @kibbywitz
      @kibbywitz 4 роки тому +11

      @@ramuda_rpg3378 lol

  • @aryaisacrybaby
    @aryaisacrybaby Рік тому +298

    i feel like nico was good but natsuki’s last rap gave me chills.

    • @Christopherjazzcat
      @Christopherjazzcat Рік тому +2

      Same

    • @vindetta6837
      @vindetta6837 Рік тому +21

      because she wasn't actually roasting, she was just threatening her which is why nico won 😭

    • @vindetta6837
      @vindetta6837 Рік тому +10

      ​@Munira_crunchit's referencing a specific line....which is still used as a threat in this battle. idk what you're reaching for lmao

    • @avoidmelz
      @avoidmelz Рік тому +1

      ​@Munira_crunchbro is tweaked out on a fictional rap battle between two lolis

    • @hexnos7922
      @hexnos7922 Рік тому +2

      @@avoidmelzthey’re not lolis stop being weird

  • @SkeepTieel
    @SkeepTieel  6 років тому +581

    im making a sequel and all of nico's lines are "hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh?"

  • @pastelpotato2416
    @pastelpotato2416 5 років тому +2382

    Like - Natsuki
    Comment- Nico
    Nico- 31
    Natsuki-2.1k (ty)
    (For now)

  • @paulortiga6978
    @paulortiga6978 4 роки тому +4284

    When Nico said, "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!" she's not dissing herself nor is she being hypocritical. She said the word "compensating", and Nico herself doesn't really care about her chest size unlike Natsuki. Plus, Nico's a B-cup, and it's just her uniform being baggy.

    • @fatihah3851
      @fatihah3851 4 роки тому +277

      nico fan detected

    • @yeehaw24
      @yeehaw24 4 роки тому +390

      @@fatihah3851 yeah nico fan here Nico got over her flat chest because she’s an idol and she’s everywhere in Japan she sings dances and raps I personally think Nico is cool character overall

    • @szylu6960
      @szylu6960 4 роки тому +42

      get load of that simp

    • @qoq7794
      @qoq7794 4 роки тому +12

      @CHEN XI HE what is nico's personality?

    • @ShiorikoDesu
      @ShiorikoDesu 4 роки тому +13

      @CHEN XI HE I watched the whole anime. NICO IS WORST GIRL RIN IS BEST

  • @Jayda-g9z
    @Jayda-g9z Рік тому +23

    5 years later and it’s still good

  • @sheridathompson7091
    @sheridathompson7091 4 роки тому +2434

    "She's faceless and turning white"
    So she turning into slenderman

  • @mireya3919
    @mireya3919 5 років тому +14979

    Team of Natsuki: Like ( autolike xD )
    Team of Nico : Coment

  • @gigi8583
    @gigi8583 4 роки тому +3076

    I love how Natsuki said “Doki Doki” that was cute and “I was waiting I really was” that was cool and also “I’ve beaten the **** out of you and I’m going to tell everyone” that was cool like for team Natsuki

    • @Kandiixchu
      @Kandiixchu 4 роки тому +12

      Same lol I was looking for this comment thenks

    • @gigi8583
      @gigi8583 4 роки тому +6

      Your welcome

    • @Navmixx
      @Navmixx 4 роки тому +31

      Therewas also a ton of love live jokes like a-rise, snow halation, START: DASH, Babbitt bop pity boo etc

    • @AoiTheIdolLover
      @AoiTheIdolLover 4 роки тому +13

      @@Navmixx finally someone who talks about love live!

    • @Navmixx
      @Navmixx 4 роки тому +6

      @@AoiTheIdolLover yes! I love LL!! This rap battle is literally how I got into it and like I come back here sometimes because ugh I wouldn’t be here without it 😌

  • @maddimoe
    @maddimoe 11 місяців тому +7

    moment in history and i continue to come back to it

  • @kahzee4750
    @kahzee4750 5 років тому +1938

    "Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me"
    *Woah Nico... cHiLL*

    • @BirdieSenpai
      @BirdieSenpai 5 років тому +41

      Eri, you're too young and pure to be watching violent videos like this!

    • @user-kh7ss9vn3t
      @user-kh7ss9vn3t 5 років тому +25

      Um, hello?? It’s a rap battle

    • @mrjolibee7973
      @mrjolibee7973 5 років тому +9

      * Êrî _ Chan * *here we go, just another sinner*

    • @shushles
      @shushles 5 років тому +7

      It's a rap battle, what did you expected?

    • @jaejae2225
      @jaejae2225 5 років тому +29

      @@shushles some proper grammar I guess.

  • @b4alpha384
    @b4alpha384 5 років тому +298

    Forget flat-earthers. Here we have two flat-chesters duking it out.

    • @razzain
      @razzain 5 років тому +2

      I was going to give you a like but it's too perfect. 69, nice

    • @b4alpha384
      @b4alpha384 5 років тому +1

      @@razzain nice

  • @bearandrocky1
    @bearandrocky1 6 років тому +4166

    Just saw the little hidden message, and now I’m SUPER excited to see the next battle (;

    • @GoodNeutralEvilChaos
      @GoodNeutralEvilChaos 6 років тому +130

      bearandrocky1 what does message say?

    • @yeet8786
      @yeet8786 6 років тому +59

      bearandrocky1 I saw as well!!!

    • @salamander1460
      @salamander1460 6 років тому +197

      I was watching and I saw a little something I'm like "hang on..." And I tuned up my brightness and saw it 😉 I'm exited too!

    • @rainqwr
      @rainqwr 6 років тому +165

      I've been looking for 2 days for it, WHERE IS IT!?!?!?

    • @salamander1460
      @salamander1460 6 років тому +187

      at the end, that black screen, in the lower left hand corner, if you have a high enough brightness, you can see it.

  • @val00
    @val00 5 місяців тому +9

    6 years later this STILL goes hard

  • @jewelichuu
    @jewelichuu 5 років тому +5559

    Who won?
    Natsuki-Even likes
    Nico-Odd likes
    Let's see..(,Nico Is always comments and there can only be 500 comments)

  • @herrscherofpink
    @herrscherofpink 4 роки тому +642

    Everyone call Yuri and Maki their girlfriends are starting a war.

  • @ThatOneOtaku0
    @ThatOneOtaku0 5 років тому +936

    This is pretty one sided due to the fact no one actually watched love live or played the love live game here in the comments

    • @retardedhomestuck2585
      @retardedhomestuck2585 5 років тому +49

      IKR?! It's been rlly bugging me too :(

    • @plagerizedintellect4320
      @plagerizedintellect4320 5 років тому +13

      I have.

    • @thisperson345
      @thisperson345 5 років тому +81

      I have which is why I liked Nico better, her references to μ's' music were nice since love live was the first idol anime I watched and μ's' songs will always be special to me

    • @dial337
      @dial337 5 років тому +31

      I know it’s kinda annoying

    • @eskaliion
      @eskaliion 5 років тому +2

      GamerBros 645 preach

  • @que.6911
    @que.6911 5 місяців тому +3

    I saw this video back in 2019, im rewatching it now and it feels just like the first time I heard it. This is so cool, took me back to my childhood

  • @hearts4enanana
    @hearts4enanana 4 роки тому +472

    "Just go run back to your papa if you think your beating me!"
    *that must have hurt*

    • @hearts4enanana
      @hearts4enanana 4 роки тому +11

      @@youwatanabe6606 Oh I thought we were talking about Natsuki because Natsukis dad abused her

    • @youwatanabe6606
      @youwatanabe6606 4 роки тому +7

      StarryxNight•ت Oh, I thought Natsuki said it...Sorry! I’ve never heard of DDLC, so I didn’t know lol 😂

    • @hearts4enanana
      @hearts4enanana 4 роки тому +5

      @@youwatanabe6606 Oh! I never knew Nicos dad died

    • @youwatanabe6606
      @youwatanabe6606 4 роки тому +7

      StarryxNight•ت yeah it’s confirmed Nico’s dad died and her mom was always at work so Nico had to take care of her 3 little siblings all the time, it’s mentioned in the School Idol Project anime I think.

    • @youwatanabe6606
      @youwatanabe6606 4 роки тому +7

      StarryxNight•ت Nico's dad also made the "Nico Nico Nii" for her too

  • @eunoia972
    @eunoia972 5 років тому +930

    You'll be gone in a neck snap-
    *woah Nico-*

    • @tutoriallilamiley3845
      @tutoriallilamiley3845 5 років тому +3

      Aquilea I know,I MAY LOOK CUTE,but I'm pretty dark and savage 😎

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 років тому +2

      Nico Yazawa
      Yeah...last time you tried that your *mom* came to the school

    • @eunoia972
      @eunoia972 5 років тому

      @@lilmao4482 LMFAO

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 років тому +1

      Aquilea
      Yo I’m just sayin, she got shut down *real fast* by her fucking mom. She was roasting someone too

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 років тому +1

      xD Nico changed her name

  • @geted3435
    @geted3435 5 років тому +391

    "I've beaten the shit out of you and Im going to tell everyone..." lol I love that last part

    • @iha4439
      @iha4439 5 років тому +8

      @@youdontneedtoask1173 thats why its good xD

    • @lightdolce
      @lightdolce 5 років тому +5

      In one of her poem, she was talking about "Amy likes spider, I will tell at everyone" and so... yeah xD
      Ok sorry for the bad English :v

  • @Bellatrizxg
    @Bellatrizxg 3 роки тому +70

    lyrics
    Nico Attacks! She's a schooling idol! Best one of all time! She's unbridled!
    A recycled archetype's gone viral? I won't let your likes come and steal my title!
    The feisty first-year's frightened! She's faceless and turning white!
    Little prideful? I've earned the right! Let's see if the pasty pastry chef's got the bite!
    You can't Start to Dash and jumpscare me! I won't let that dream come true!
    Cause you'll be gone in a neck snap like BiBi-di bobbidi boo!
    How can you learn to love the new boy if you can't learn to Love Life?
    The pun-ishment for cute crimes is that Nat-suki must dai! (Hahaha)
    Oh co-Mon, ika! Now that pun doesn't even make sense!
    It's a stretch -looking under the vending machine for more cents!
    Now to beat this little brat's nothing to dealing with Yuri's crap
    So forget what's in my file! I'll wipe your smug face off the UV map!
    I'll Be Your Beach on the beat so that you get to know me!
    Can't hear your Heart's Melody over mine going Doki Doki!
    I'm fly! Nico can try me, but that's all she can manage
    Cause hoping your dreams came true was nothing but a loli gagging!
    You're baked! A-RISE and awake! I'll spit cold, make Snow halate!
    Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a-cup, cakes!
    Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me
    I'll have won the fans' hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii!
    That's supposed to be cute? Vomit inducing, what's the buzz?!
    I expected a good comeback. I was waiting, I really was...
    Let's take your overdone trope and show how shallow we've become
    I've beaten the shit out of you and I'm going to tell everyone
    :)
    (só comentei pra poder acompanhar a letra)

  • @oinkpersonpeeps1692
    @oinkpersonpeeps1692 4 роки тому +233

    1:01 1:24 don’t mind me, just time stamps I need to repeat

  • @bruh1259
    @bruh1259 5 років тому +509

    Omg they both killed me with there cute parts like when Nico went "Nico Nico Nii!" And when Natsuki went "Doki Doki"💗💗💗

    • @jasonmoffitt239
      @jasonmoffitt239 4 роки тому +5

      Wait Aren’t u Natsuki O-O

    • @danielcalu3903
      @danielcalu3903 4 роки тому +3

      ALIEN NATSUKI

    • @stinkfries
      @stinkfries 4 роки тому +5

      You mean when you went doki doki SELFCEST IS WINCEST

    • @Yuri-mr2iu
      @Yuri-mr2iu 4 роки тому +8

      Did you allways referred to yourself in third person..?

    • @Yuri-mr2iu
      @Yuri-mr2iu 4 роки тому +4

      Um...its actually Natsuri....not that i would care.........

  • @beautyjin8731
    @beautyjin8731 5 років тому +56

    “Doki Doki~” 1:04
    “Nico Nico Nii~” 1:25

  • @nxghtingalx
    @nxghtingalx Рік тому +6

    Coming back to this masterpiece

    • @honk16
      @honk16 9 місяців тому

      come back again

  • @milkchugger17
    @milkchugger17 4 роки тому +3074

    I've come back from a long time ago. aka a couple of months. I'll re-edit the comment because i have nothing better to do.
    Best flow: Nico
    Best Diss: Natsuki
    Winner: Abraham Lincoln

  • @schnitzelmoment
    @schnitzelmoment 4 роки тому +730

    Im not joking i was today years old when i realized the hit or miss girl was cosplaying nico

  • @ashleysalomon4349
    @ashleysalomon4349 3 роки тому +3578

    I personally liked Natsuki’s one more, I will admit that I didn’t realize that Nico made so many comebacks mainly because I felt as thought she was talking too fast but even when I did realize that she did it still didn’t really change my mind. Natsuki’s rap just felt more memorable and it also just sounded way better to me.

    • @valvalentina5629
      @valvalentina5629 3 роки тому +103

      I personally agree with a comment I saw somewhere on here. I think that Natsuki’s had a better flow, but Nico had better comebacks. It’s just a preference as to which style you like better

    • @minleii
      @minleii 3 роки тому +4

      IKR

    • @donyx0604
      @donyx0604 2 роки тому +24

      @@valvalentina5629 yeah it rlly depends on which style you like. Bcs natsuki raps seems to slow for me or the flow is just wasnt there but nico's flow was amazing for me personally

    • @penpan_rebooting
      @penpan_rebooting 2 роки тому +7

      My opinion but Nico’s was so catchy.

    • @stephenhernandez4729
      @stephenhernandez4729 2 роки тому

      NICO NICO NII! 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😏😏😏😏😏

  • @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber
    @AzraelAsItGetsVtuber 11 місяців тому +3

    Theres no way its been 5 years since this masterpiece dropped. Time is flying by too quickly

    • @упцпжтцпзоцпзо
      @упцпжтцпзоцпзо 11 місяців тому

      СОЛИДАРНА! слушаю и прямо таки возвращаюсь в те времена..ээхх

  • @tiaachkaa5908
    @tiaachkaa5908 5 років тому +1536

    Nico : "a batch of a-cup, cakes!"
    me : bruhh.... you're an A-cup too

    • @a1by814
      @a1by814 5 років тому +39

      she's a b

    • @liliennekurou5402
      @liliennekurou5402 5 років тому +44

      Nico's a b cup tho-

    • @hquin226
      @hquin226 5 років тому +47

      Nah she like a no cup lol

    • @a1by814
      @a1by814 5 років тому +32

      @@hquin226 ik this is a joke but she's b-cup

    • @coleeas7252
      @coleeas7252 5 років тому +49

      she doesn’t need a letter she’s just
      *CUP*

  • @nothingtosee3251
    @nothingtosee3251 6 років тому +196

    The "Doki Doki" part kills me idk why

  • @lauren3523
    @lauren3523 5 років тому +174

    Friends: So what do you listen too?
    Me: Its complicated.

  • @clowningaround9295
    @clowningaround9295 Рік тому +484

    Maturing is realizing Nico won. I don't even know Nico that well but she was better because she actually was roasting her and had a good flow and good comebacks. The reason half of you chose Natsuki over Nico was because you know her better. Natsuki's least verse was just a threat. Anyway Nico ate her up with the papa line and the a-cup cakes line so >

    • @clowningaround9295
      @clowningaround9295 Рік тому +46

      @Munira_crunch that last voice was a de@th threat and we trynna do a rap battle💀 i love natsuki but nico had more clever comebacks that are actually rapping so gtfo

    • @itzsummersgacha6158
      @itzsummersgacha6158 Рік тому +18

      natsuki had some good lines aswell like the ''loli gagging'' one was pretty clever i have to admit, its based off what people understand honestly, like if someone didnt understand natsuki's comebacks they'd automatically vote nico and vice versa.

    • @NeyamStar
      @NeyamStar Рік тому

      Eh

    • @ricechairs
      @ricechairs Рік тому +9

      As someone coming back to this song after many years, I definitely agree e you!

    • @strwbrrymerodii
      @strwbrrymerodii Рік тому +3

      Its fine if you don't think Natsuki won but if you think that many people thought Natsuki won because they know her well just means you didn't understand Natsuki's comebacks

  • @xxemomoonthe_hawt_wolfxx4085
    @xxemomoonthe_hawt_wolfxx4085 5 років тому +404

    0:44 "Oh co-Moni,ka"
    Best pun ever :)

  • @nicoleflores2054
    @nicoleflores2054 6 років тому +2687

    This is the only rap battle that i've ever liked, a good editing, good voices, good microphones for audio and good lines
    i used "good" too many times but i don't care

  • @julyy8524
    @julyy8524 5 років тому +1446

    Nico is cute and all but is no one gonna talk about how Natsuki roasted two girls?
    EDIT: OH MY GOD! GUYS, THIS IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF LIKES I’VE EVER GOTTEN! TYSM

  • @ikroaleatorio7168
    @ikroaleatorio7168 5 місяців тому +9

    IT HAS BEEN SO LONG

  • @nez3023
    @nez3023 4 роки тому +1966

    Nico: she's flat.
    Me: aren't you flat as well?
    *Btw both of them won for me, and deal with it.*

    • @tinygiant1140
      @tinygiant1140 4 роки тому +35

      I was thinking was I the only one who noticed that-

    • @reallyweeby5529
      @reallyweeby5529 4 роки тому +8

      Same fam.

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 4 роки тому +60

      Hello 'trash talker' here:
      The roast *is* quite in fact about Nico pointing out Natsuki's complex over having small breasts (shown in the game as she keeps on prodding Yuri with lines something like "well I wasnt the one whose boobs suddenly grow a size bigger as soon as MC started showing up.") . And sure, it's true how Nico has small breasts and possibly even smaller but she doesnt give two shits about it (anymore as she had gone through character development to be able to accept her breast size for what it is). So yeah, you can all go "HaHAHa NiCo YoUrs DOEsnT EVeN SHoW UP LOLOllllloLolol" but in actual fact she dont give two shit about it

    • @misqry9653
      @misqry9653 4 роки тому +14

      nicos trying to say that natsuki is flat when nico is more flat than natsuki bruh-

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 4 роки тому +20

      @Boi shows how sad we are, like we have nothing better to do than to talk about flat people like???

  • @pr6ised
    @pr6ised 4 роки тому +495

    The sad thing is my chest is flatter than natsuki’s

    • @ricecatgaming
      @ricecatgaming 4 роки тому +5

      Same

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 роки тому +18

      Why do girls feel bad about having small Breast?

    • @ricecatgaming
      @ricecatgaming 4 роки тому +33

      @@Dorkeydaze
      Because right now it's the only thing that turns me from a boy with long hair to a pretty girl.
      It's also because I have low selfworth

    • @Dorkeydaze
      @Dorkeydaze 4 роки тому +11

      himiko 1
      Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I guess I’ve never thought about it like that. I really hope you start doing better, and I don’t want to sound preachy, but I hope you know GOD loves you just the way you are. Well lots of love and I wish you well.

    • @ricecatgaming
      @ricecatgaming 4 роки тому +5

      @@Dorkeydaze
      Thank you

  • @cai5872
    @cai5872 5 років тому +1044

    Nico “roasts” natsuki by telling her she’s flat, but clearly she’s flatter
    Edit: and btw, please dont come at me by saying that nico is a kid, she's actually older than natsuki by 1 year which means she's technically not a kid ;w;

    • @Michelle-vs1ci
      @Michelle-vs1ci 5 років тому +11

      No.

    • @XiaLater
      @XiaLater 5 років тому +39

      Nico is flatter XD

    • @sweetclouxdy6280
      @sweetclouxdy6280 5 років тому +14

      No Nico is flatter then natsuki....

    • @carnavole13
      @carnavole13 5 років тому +5

      S H E I S A K I D W H A T D O Y O U P E O P L E N O T U N D E R S T A N D

    • @sluggysloth4810
      @sluggysloth4810 5 років тому +28

      @@carnavole13 Her wiki says she's 17, so definitely not a kid...

  • @Iheartgus
    @Iheartgus 3 роки тому +4

    It’s beenn 3 years and I’m still jamming to this

  • @sonicmario78
    @sonicmario78 6 років тому +358

    two of my favorite girls going against each other. hell yeah

  • @kaisweeti6400
    @kaisweeti6400 5 років тому +3135

    Nico: **Says something about Natsuki’s chest**
    Natsuki: *At least I have a chest*
    Edit: Stop replying to this I beg of you- I don’t know too much about Nico so I didn’t know her chest was bigger.

    • @leafvii_
      @leafvii_ 5 років тому +56

      OH

    • @stickycream6514
      @stickycream6514 5 років тому +109

      Nico does have a chest it’s just she’s standing forward f lol

    • @cringcring8473
      @cringcring8473 5 років тому +21

      Nico is a loli

    • @ronaldknox575
      @ronaldknox575 5 років тому +19

      *ironic for/hypocrite of nico to say something about natsuki's chest*

    • @watermelon-zy1xp
      @watermelon-zy1xp 5 років тому +29

      9 Reasons Why Natsuki is best girl:
      Tsundere
      Baker
      Only one other than the MC that likes manga
      People do a bunch of cosplays on he4
      Has a bunch of mods based on her
      Cute AF
      Bijuu Mike loves her
      I know that I already listed tsundere, but I'm mentioning it again, because she is a tsundere done right
      Actually is in Yandere Simulator (For now)
      And that's all for now, folks! (Might add more to the list)
      edit: ewie what is this why was i like this 7 months ago???

  • @jujujf7570
    @jujujf7570 5 років тому +10908

    Who is the winner?
    Like for natsuki
    And coment for Nico nico nii

  • @Muetzi
    @Muetzi Рік тому +2

    why tf is this actually really well made?!
    they put a lot effort into the lines with the wordplay.

  • @omgstop.
    @omgstop. 4 роки тому +335

    1:01 1:24 bruh those lines were everything i needed to hear

  • @Thesillyman47
    @Thesillyman47 4 роки тому +780

    Everyone : arguing about who won
    Me : wandering how they even met in the first place
    Thanks for the likes

    • @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403
      @sofiarodriguezsantiago5403 4 роки тому +30

      Tsundere convention

    • @isabelle-nv1tl
      @isabelle-nv1tl 4 роки тому +6

      orange_enthusiast LMFAOOOOOO

    • @brendaasbury3421
      @brendaasbury3421 4 роки тому +10

      Hmm maybe she went to one of Us shows and left a bad review about idols and nico attacked lol idk

    • @NepNepCPU
      @NepNepCPU 4 роки тому +6

      Dude, it's a rap battle. That's the entire point. "Who won? You decide!" type stuff.

    • @brendaasbury3421
      @brendaasbury3421 4 роки тому +6

      @@NepNepCPU dude, he knows that lol

  • @fandomshipper8674
    @fandomshipper8674 5 років тому +910

    Nico: So go run to your papa if you think you’re beating me!
    Damn......if y’all know about Natsuki’s relationship with her father, you’ll know what I mean............

    • @zoey1546
      @zoey1546 5 років тому +17

      I know what you mean

    • @noeltippit5054
      @noeltippit5054 5 років тому +44

      I think Natsuki's dad would beat her harder than she's beating Nico in the rap battle ;-;

    • @lilysgatchalife9260
      @lilysgatchalife9260 5 років тому +11

      I know what you mean..

    • @hearts4enanana
      @hearts4enanana 5 років тому +18

      Nico said that because she knows about natsuki dad

    • @lilysgatchalife9260
      @lilysgatchalife9260 5 років тому +10

      I know..

  • @Atavi
    @Atavi 2 роки тому +2

    This is honestly good

  • @yabazyabacoffee
    @yabazyabacoffee 4 роки тому +515

    This is ALL of Nico's references for those who are interested I have noticed alot of people have forgotten that this is a RAP BATTLE and not a popularity contest. If you comment "ToO LonG DIDnT REaD" or "WhO ASkED" then I know how ignorant and naive you are.
    "Nico Attacks! Shes a schooling idol. Best one of all times shes unbridled" - reference to the episode Nico appears in and since the anime is called 'Love Live school idol project' shes saying shes the best idol there is.
    "You cant Start to Dash and jump scare me. I'll wont let that dream come true" - Start:Dash being a song sung in the series and the whole 'dreams come true' being a slogan for what they are trying to achieve (and manage to achieve at the end of the anime)
    "Or you'll be gone in a neck snap like Bibity Bopity Boo" - Referencing Natsuki's neck snap in act 2 of Doki Doki Literature Club and shows three girls which were the rivals in the show until Nico and the rest of the cast beat them.
    "How can you learn to love the new boy if you cant learn to love life" - Basically a play on words on the anime title 'Love Live'
    "Your baked! A-rise and awake" - Saying to Natsuki to give up basically as she cant win (A-rise being the rival groups name that lost against Nico's group called Muse)
    "I'll spit cold, make Snow Halate" - A reference to one of Muses most popular songs Snow Halation which releases in 2010
    "Compensating the size of your chest as a batch of A-cup cakes" - A jab of Natsuki's bust size which is more impactful when you know through out the series of Love Live Nico also had a complex of her bust size but soon accepted it as it is and matured cos of it and how Natsuki (how she is during the game) is quite insecure about hers and harasses Yuri because of it.
    "Just go run back to your papa if you think you're beating me." - jab at Natsuki's abusive dad, and for extra insight Nico herself doesnt have a dad.
    "I'll have won the fans hearts when I go Nico Nico Nii." - the famous catchphrase of Nico's that was birthed because of how it made her parents (including her dad) happier and how she uses it to make people smile.
    That's everything I know, frick this was long

    • @hydratedgraph2486
      @hydratedgraph2486 4 роки тому +77

      Finally, most of these guys didn't even watch love live and only know Nico through memes so they're biased towards Natsuki

    • @cloud-re8vs
      @cloud-re8vs 4 роки тому +13

      I’ve haven’t watch live live sadly but, some people have play/watched both and just Prefer natsuki in there personal opinion^^ (also I’m REALLY late to this video)

    • @emmama_
      @emmama_ 4 роки тому +20

      You missed BiBi being the subgroup Nico is in

    • @qiars7608
      @qiars7608 4 роки тому +9

      Nico won

    • @user-vx5zx9op7w
      @user-vx5zx9op7w 4 роки тому +16

      They probably thought that natsuki won just by the ending of the rap lmao

  • @hobioopy
    @hobioopy 6 років тому +57

    I died when Natsuki said "Doki Doki!" and then I almost died again when Nico said "Nico Nico Nii!" are you trying to kill me?! This is amazinggg!

  • @prestenjackson6885
    @prestenjackson6885 5 років тому +275

    My favourite bit is "I'll have won the fans heat when i go Nico Nico Nii!"
    "Thats suppose to be cute Vomit inducing whats the buzz?"

    • @shrekshrek1926
      @shrekshrek1926 5 років тому

      good for you

    • @hyp3r500
      @hyp3r500 5 років тому +13

      mine is “i’ve beaten the shit out of you and im going to tell everyone”

    • @funtimefaithmc
      @funtimefaithmc 5 років тому +11

      ...
      _I was waiting, I really was..._

    • @cazmataz
      @cazmataz 5 років тому +1

      Bet because it’s the only bit you heard in tiktok. Lmao.

    • @funtimefaithmc
      @funtimefaithmc 5 років тому +1

      +cazmataz
      I don’t know about the others, but I don’t even have that app. I’ve only ever heard of it. •-•

  • @sdkfjdslkflkdshfldsfjs2345
    @sdkfjdslkflkdshfldsfjs2345 2 роки тому +1

    BROOO coming back is like a fever dream!!! i used to watch this all the time~

  • @haileyalice2763
    @haileyalice2763 5 років тому +85

    everybody's saying natsuki won, but half the viewers haven't even seen love live! so you can't really judge until you get the references. only then can you make a decision!

    • @XiaLater
      @XiaLater 5 років тому +4

      Bla bla bla just go away IF ur just upset that natsuki is DA best gurl

    • @haileyalice2763
      @haileyalice2763 5 років тому +10

      @@XiaLater i'm not! i love natsuki a lot. she's my ddlc fav too! but i think it would be good if people watched (or at least looked into) love live so they that could understand the hidden references in both girls verses.

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 5 років тому +4

      @@XiaLater nah, but I mean if they haven't even watched love live then it's not fair coz ofc they gonna pick natsuki

    • @XiaLater
      @XiaLater 5 років тому +2

      @@haileyalice2763 ooooooh

    • @XiaLater
      @XiaLater 5 років тому +2

      @@kittenmimi5326 ooh

  • @slyviaa9925
    @slyviaa9925 5 років тому +249

    Girl be talking about how Natsukis chest is flat, when she is literally a board.

    • @comfy.cherries
      @comfy.cherries 4 роки тому

      So true

    • @phrogtime1513
      @phrogtime1513 4 роки тому +4

      Natsuki is probs like an a cup while nico is a no cup

    • @MistSGM
      @MistSGM 4 роки тому

      kamikaze by words

    • @eyooo7022
      @eyooo7022 4 роки тому

      @@cherylvollen8426 bruh you took it too far that's not funny 😐

    • @hardcorefurinafan
      @hardcorefurinafan 3 роки тому

      @@phrogtime1513 Nico is b cup. Cannonically

  • @xgxhdhdhdjdh3207
    @xgxhdhdhdjdh3207 5 років тому +399

    wow ,I thought Natsuki was a tsundere,I was a bit wrong ...

    • @chloe-gq3jl
      @chloe-gq3jl 5 років тому +3

      Xgxhdh Dhdjdh she is??

    • @IndyCarFan265
      @IndyCarFan265 5 років тому +4

      @@krystlekiriakou2330 r/wooosh

    • @Kpopfan987
      @Kpopfan987 5 років тому +8

      @@krystlekiriakou2330 bro don't be rude

    • @loyasumi624
      @loyasumi624 5 років тому +4

      Nono she still is a tsundere but she is just crazy like the rest of them.

    • @mistafreeze3577
      @mistafreeze3577 5 років тому +2

      Actually she kinda is

  • @Moemoepoin
    @Moemoepoin 5 місяців тому +2

    This was the video that introduced me to anime rap battles

  • @paud3774
    @paud3774 4 роки тому +3093

    I REALLY LOVE NATSUKI BUT NICO SLAPS HARD

  • @hahanoupdatefanficgobrr6244
    @hahanoupdatefanficgobrr6244 5 років тому +1488

    ''your chest size is live cupcakes''
    me: ok ok but yours don't even exist

    • @princepink
      @princepink 5 років тому +18

      Her does

    • @snugb0at
      @snugb0at 5 років тому +63

      @@princepink hard to see :>

    • @liquidlemon69
      @liquidlemon69 5 років тому +30

      dddddaaaaannnnnngggggg

    • @akemiku851
      @akemiku851 5 років тому +16

      Oh snap!

    • @jellydonuts4120
      @jellydonuts4120 5 років тому +23

      * compensating the size of your chest as a batch of a- cupcakes

  • @rad_turtlez
    @rad_turtlez 5 років тому +799

    1:23 "I'll have won the fans hearts. When I go *Nico Nico Nii!* "
    Me: Aww! Wait-
    (Edit: Y'all ever heard of something called a joke?-)

  • @ariana1042
    @ariana1042 8 місяців тому +8

    Every now and then i remember this rap exists

  • @yeehaw24
    @yeehaw24 4 роки тому +2331

    Nobody understood Nico’s Love live references because they don’t watch the anime :(

    • @AoiTheIdolLover
      @AoiTheIdolLover 4 роки тому +203

      Ikr.. shes actually so cute. Some people just loves Natsuki because ddlc is popular.

    • @yeehaw24
      @yeehaw24 4 роки тому +145

      @@AoiTheIdolLover yup there was an awesome love live reference in each rap line for her and the coolest thing is that Nico is the actual rapper for muse.

    • @darkpassenger378
      @darkpassenger378 4 роки тому +19

      I’ve never seen it is it good

    • @yeehaw24
      @yeehaw24 4 роки тому +70

      @@darkpassenger378 it really is, it was extremely popular in Japan it was everywhere! You can watch their irl live performances her on UA-cam you can listen to the songs here too! You can also watch the anime!

    • @darkpassenger378
      @darkpassenger378 3 роки тому +15

      @@yeehaw24 oh nice!! They’re so darn cute 🥰

  • @grim3958
    @grim3958 4 роки тому +127

    did anyone pause and see the -just Monika- in the text when she says Ill wipe your smug face off the UV map

  • @aceofspx
    @aceofspx 6 років тому +521

    Natsuki won specifically for her last line.

    • @giopie5597
      @giopie5597 6 років тому +20

      Actually, on her last lines, she just say she won when she don't even know. Maybe is because she didn't knew what else she could say :D

    • @omiigee5903
      @omiigee5903 6 років тому +16

      Nico will always win! After all she never misses! (She’s hit or miss girl)

    • @rektbyme284
      @rektbyme284 6 років тому +9

      Natsuki won because she got the last line

    • @aceofspx
      @aceofspx 6 років тому +2

      @@rektbyme284 good point

    • @omiigee5903
      @omiigee5903 6 років тому +16

      RektByMe a terrible last line! It sounds like something an angry little 7 year old on the internet would say! No offense to the script writers, I think it suits natsuki perfectly.

  • @Soquettic
    @Soquettic 2 місяці тому +2

    this is the sound that my childhood makes when idk man why did I used to love this

  • @azuyuu67
    @azuyuu67 6 років тому +126

    "I was waiting, I really was.. " is my favourite part!!

    • @whammett
      @whammett 6 років тому +9

      _fairyninja_ mine is
      DOKI DOKI!

    • @shonnamenzo6918
      @shonnamenzo6918 6 років тому +8

      _fairyninja_ mine is I’ve beaten the shi* out of you and i’m going to tell everyone

    • @stanloonayoucoward2187
      @stanloonayoucoward2187 6 років тому +1

      Same. That was really well done and in character, I wish I could talk like that.

    • @batcattheartist4097
      @batcattheartist4097 6 років тому

      _fairyninja_ 9

    • @icewolfstopifreezedya7125
      @icewolfstopifreezedya7125 6 років тому +2

      Mines too and "I've beaten the *bleep* out of you and I'm going to tell everyone

  • @leaf1173
    @leaf1173 6 років тому +55

    I swear my heart popped when I heard them say doki doki and nico nico nii

  • @fioremio
    @fioremio 5 років тому +670

    When Natsuki went “Doki Doki” i was like: 😭❤️🥺❤️❤️🥰🥰💖💖💗💕💕💓💓

  • @arntheant
    @arntheant 3 роки тому +7

    I love that after three years I still remember all the words