Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Hello from Paris 🇫🇷 I think you should do real video of tactical asmr or this type of asmr videos would be really enjoyed by a lot of us surely even if your shorts are relaxing too, a longer version would be enjoyable 🙏
@@kiggs-piggsBah parle français dans ce cas mdrr pk t'utilises la langue des rosbeef pour parler à un Français 😂 ? Vive la France dans tout les cas 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
Quick question to prove your a real cop : Show us your police car Also I believe you are a real officer I just want to end all the madness about people calling you a fake cop.
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This is strangely satisfying and calm
It’s called ASMR
BRO THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
Almost thought this was my comment for a second
You just discovered ASMR homie 😂
@@dylanhumphrey2479😂😂
Bro just needs to make an asmr channel at this point. This is relaxing af
Haha I just found this guy through this asmr video. He's chill
Good question.
He did but the only vid is with a glock
@@lilnigga24 I believe it's JohnnyQ ASMR or something extended
He makes some asmr videos in his videos section in this channel
Bro is slowly turning into an asmr channel
Good Question
@@funkymonkey6625🫢😅🤣
@@funkymonkey6625Good question
Good question…
Plot Twist: Bad Question
“SAVE ME SAVE ME SAVE ME THIS MAN IS ATTACKING ME SAVE ME!!!!”
“Good question.”
thanks so much for all these likes
😂
At the time of this reply you have as many likes as there are days in a year, congrats
@@masonjones2898good question
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt
Commented: what distance do you have your patrol rifle sighted in for and why?
Now when he awnsers your question it's going to show "Commented:" twice 😂
@@Hboyplayz1 Joel Hernandez Commented: Commented: what distance do you have your patrol rifle sighted in for and why?
Yes
That was actually really chill!
Good Question
"Hello Johnny!"
"Good question"
He went from a spin art UA-camr to a cop UA-camr to a asmr UA-camr 💀
Edit:DAD IM FAMOU…. Oh wait I forgot 🥛
Good question.
OMG THIS IS THE SAME GUY I WAS WONDERING WHY THE SPIN ART GUY DISAPPEARED💀💀💀💀💀💀
greatest character development of all time
thats why i was subscribed to him 💀💀wtf
Hahahaha😂
Bro went from painting to police and now asmr😂, love you bro
Spin art to this. I love it❤
I KNEW I RECOGNISED HIM
good question
F**KING HELL SOOOOO F**KING SATISFYING 😏
Hello from Paris 🇫🇷 I think you should do real video of tactical asmr or this type of asmr videos would be really enjoyed by a lot of us surely even if your shorts are relaxing too, a longer version would be enjoyable 🙏
I'm half french, my family lives in the south but for safety reasons I won't disclose the city they live in
@@kiggs-piggsBah parle français dans ce cas mdrr pk t'utilises la langue des rosbeef pour parler à un Français 😂 ? Vive la France dans tout les cas 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
How is paris
@@ashtonmarshall5900 wdym « how » ?
Good question
You should do a ASMR of all your velcro patches
Good question
Okay lets do it
Unironically the best asmr i’ve watched in awhile
Bro needs to be an ASMR creator
good question
Bro is a professional American flag tapper’er
@@monster0177good order/demand
More tingly than i thought.
Good question.
Yes
What do you do when it gets cold. Do you have a winter outfit
Good question boah 👍
Nice
NO WAY IS THIS ARTHUR MORGAN I THOUGHT U WERE DEAD
@@Pdiddy_22 I still am boah and shouldn’t you be in breaking bad
@@ArthurMorgan87 uhhhhhhh maybe
Why is this so oddly satisfying..
Bro make a video while tapping plsss its satisfying plssssssssss
Idk why I find this so funny but here we are lmao
good question
bro every time I click on a comment I always see “good question” lmao I can’t 😂
Bro gave us what we didn’t know we wanted it 😂
good question
Thx really calming
Pls
Can you do bodycam videos? 🥺 I love police work
no
Good question
That was satisfying 😊
Could you do a video where you do stuff unexpected like walk towards a mailbox but go to your car
If you close your eyes and listen to this it’s insanely calming and I have no idea why
Oh yeah it is
Please bro make a full video I tingled more here than all the dedicated ASMR channels I’ve watched tonight
Can you do a full sit up!!! Plz. That works be SO COOL
I mean suit up
So many people asking him to do ASMR, lol, its good though keep up with whatever content you wanna create man, its chill.
Bro understood the assignment
Could you show us your gun collection and what is your favorite gun.
Why in the hell is that actually calming.
Can you do a whole video tapping on the flag ASMR or other ASMR with your guns?
Best ASMR tapping on flag video
Bro went from painting pictures to a hard ass cop 😂😂😂😂 power of the internet lol 😂
I have no idea what this channel usually does, but this was great!
“Bro went to spin art, a cop, then an asmrist. That’s funn-“
“Good question.”
Someone: jfdkgditditrktditsisitditsidisits
Johnny: "good question!"
I honestly couldn't stop laughing 😅😂
Bro's gonna be ASMRtist
“Nice video Johnny!”
“Good question”
I really like ur vids
i got tingles from this wth
I am pleased in every way possible
100000000000/10 would recommend police officer ASMR
Do a video on tapping your mags
Finally an ASMR where i don't hear any mouth sounds and talking weird sounds stuff.
we're going to need JohnnyQ ASMR lol
already exists. He’s got like 1 short on there
No.
The best self-defense man I’ve ever seen
Good Question
Bro went from a chill guy making paintings, to a badass guy about firearms to an ASMR channel
He doesn't know ASMR yet still gives me tingings
U got me acting up
What how?
@@_sierra_kiloasmr
@@_sierra_kilo i bussed on my screen
@@killme_yt7160 no
@@_sierra_kilo yes
Bro really comes from a spin paint artist to a police officer, and now an ASMR artist
I guess I wasn't the only one that actually liked this trigger.
Can you make another making paintings with a power drill one more time pls
Do the magazine next! For next video
I got tingles already 🙄😴😴😴😴😴😴
I fell asleep to this your asmr is to good❤🎉
Its crazy how johnny q went from guitar covers, to vlogging, to spin art, to a cop, and now asmr. 😂
You must watch ASMR yourself. This is great stuff
This is the best Asmr I’ve see in a day ngl
Why is this actually good
Why did this make my brain tingle
That made me sleep 😴
Quick question to prove your a real cop : Show us your police car
Also I believe you are a real officer I just want to end all the madness about people calling you a fake cop.
He’s a professional rubber flag tapper.
“Hey Johnny, my mom just died”
“Good question ”
Can you do tapping on your phone please ❤
he's hands:🙌🇺🇲
him in the background:😐
When did you become a cop 😂! I fr thought you were that one guy that paints on the canvas’s
He is
“I am hopeless”
“Good question”
Could you do a video of just tapping on the clip
God damn this is actually very good
Why dose this feel relaxing
Can you do a video of you just smacking the shotgun shells together ☺️☺️☺️☺️
How long are your shifts, and when do you work?
A video only tapping on the mags
The flag makes good sounds
Can you do like reloading a gun asmr or tapping in everything ?
Could you show us the guns you have ?
My friend had something like that on his backpack in first grade and I would always secretly take it if as a joke😂
Hey can u show us your Tazer please and what kind of Tazer do u carry
Bro can you give me that gun?
Johnny : Tap Tap Tap
Person : My dog died 😔
Johnny: good question
Yeaaaah. That’s right. You better tap on that flag. 😈
damn this asmr is amazing
the cop at my door with the 12 tickets I laundered
The most relaxing freedom ever
These ASMore videos just keep getting more satisfying
Bro owns the “good question” sentence at this point
"I got shot i cant breath please help"
"Good question"
Dumb people give into the "I can't breathe" plea by criminals
This man has such good audio that’s insane
I like him for his usual content, but I like this too
Can u đó a spin art with ur vest on?
Still one of the best ASMR shorts ever
Me: Hey
Him: Good question
Why is it so good?!
why is the flag so satisfying 😊
HIS FRIEND: sadly bro you might not ever see me again i owe someone money and there after me😢
Johnny: good question?
Since then, this guy was my favorite youtuber
You should do a video of tapping on random things with NO TALKING
Make your own asmr channel id be down to watch your asmr