villagers: - obsessed with emeralds - scam you - protected by golems - big nose - rubs hands together endermen: - tall and dark - speak in incomprehensible slang - steal blocks - attacks the player if looked at wrong - cant swim creepers: - green color scheme - explodes - spawns in deserts - origin story is associated with pigs what did notch mean by this?
pillagers: target specifically kids for "some reason" fight for their "freedom" to own villagers act like victims after losing while still being hostile
and when you notice the villagers have big hooked noses, always rubbing their hands, and offering you exploitative trade deals... this changes everything 🤯
Now we are all Villagers, when Steve defeated the Ender Dragon, even when all the villagers sabotaged him by charging ridiculous prices using a gem that can only be found in a biome 10,000 blocks away.
@@lhebreu00ivri56All of the actual parts of Israel are Jewish. Israel has many territorial claims to non-Jewish lands, but those non-Jews are not considered to really be a part of the state.
@@Blaz_Plaz juice by and large support open borders for countries they don't have any stake in, they vote, fund and push open borders, mixing and control the media that cover up the crimes of the replacement invaders
@@Blaz_Plazreference to immigration crisis in europe. Most of these rich elites who are pushing illegal immigrants to europe jewish. But don't blame regular jews who live in israel usa or france for this
"I think there is a resurgence of anti-villagerism because at this point in time Minecraft has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Minecraft is not going to be the monolithic societies they once were in the last century. Villagers are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for Minecraft to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Villagers will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Minecraft will not survive."
Once my friend and his friends did build it and invited me to see it but they didnt expect i was recording so they got blackmailed. It was public server so they could get banned
The villager is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a creeper, cave spider, zombie, silverfish, it all runs off him like water off an iron chestplate. But call him a villager and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back.
Hava Nagila is a eastern Europe folk song, and villagers are dudes that live in rural villages in the middle of nowhere like a Baltic farming community.
@@Devin7Eleven Really? I've always considered the middle east eastern Europe. Because whenever I think of the tree Abrahamic religons (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) I think of Europe
I never really understood the war between Villagers and Pillagers over the Nether Strip, but I did find it weird that no matter how it started Steve would always side with the villagers...
600 villagers died in the last pillager raid. This would be the equivalent of 20,000 Steves. This is why you need to keep sending emeralds to the village
Call him a crook, swindler, cheat, and it all slides off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a villager and see how he recoils in pain "I've been found out!".
@@anti-nonsensecomments7512creepers and villagers are considered natural enemies, however, creepers attacked every single creepanian state and not the only village...
Прослушав сие трек у меня 1) списалось 250 рублей на фонд ЦХАЛА 2) пропала кнопка "Поделиться", а вместо неё показалась кнопка "Продать" 3) жители стали продавать всё по 64 изумруда
My fellow crafters, we must never drive out creepers from our mines despite their insistence on killing us and destroying our monuments. We're all one race, the minecraft race.
so you are telling me to believe that the villager left their village one day before my house that i built next to the village being blow up by creepers?,( im in peaceful mode)
Tmw the villager minister of trade admitted our server invaded the nether because the village blackmailed the mods and the "Nether war was to get their minerals" was a hoax...
When the pillagers were the first in the village but nobody believes you because you got a big nose and a lot of money, so they control steve to make it look like the Villagers are the victims.
and steve doesn't care who was really there first because pillagers act like violent savages, and he can see that pillagers across the world always attack anyone they can regardless of the history, so he might as well fight them here
@@fakenamerson1693 But Steve doesn‘t know History. He forgot that the Village was occupied by an Empire, after another Empire lost it due to a World War. Pillagestine was the Home of the Pillagers, before the Big Powers decided to make it to „Villagerael“. The Pillagers were expelled from their own Homes, and Villagers soon began to occupy their Territories and their Homes. Pillagers do raids and Terror Attacks on the Villages of the Villagers, but not because they are evil, but because they seek revenge. Villagers are not the victims, and never were the victims.
@@ChechenSoviet Pillagerstine was the 'home of the pillagers' because an army came through and raped, murdered, or enslaved everybody who didn't convert to pillager-ism or agree to live is a semi-enslaved serf of the pillager ruling class. When a bunch of villagers started moving there, because *both* of those empires legally allowed it, the local Pillagers went crazy and started killing the villagers when they said scary things like "Hey, maybe we deserve to have our own independent village instead of being second-class citizens under the pillagers". Which only made the villagers want their independence more, of course. One day, when the villagers declared independence, the pillagers got all their friends together and declared they were going to kill them all. Except they are extremely bad at fighting, and Steve realized the villagers were much cooler guys than the pillagers since they wanted to actually build things instead of live in the 7th century raping children and chopping off heads forever, so Steve gave the villagers the weapons they needed to defend themselves. And unlike every other group that lost a war that they themselves started and lost land as a result, the pillagers never got over it, and kept on attacking the village in endless waves forever no matter how many of their dumb asses get killed. And then complained to Steve that they are the real victims, because 10 of them get killed for every one villager they manage to r*pe and murder.
probably cause "qu-pillage" book said "one race, one people, one land!" so they went and got rid of the "abeed".. sorry "A-block" people, the lower races.. to the point it impressed A-block Hit-her
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More contents like this please
also next time with that classic nose merchant villagers!!!
Eng pls
@@z8v_r8sia_isus google translator: Am I some kind of joke to you?
@@z8v_r8sia_isus average american
villagers:
- obsessed with emeralds
- scam you
- protected by golems
- big nose
- rubs hands together
endermen:
- tall and dark
- speak in incomprehensible slang
- steal blocks
- attacks the player if looked at wrong
- cant swim
creepers:
- green color scheme
- explodes
- spawns in deserts
- origin story is associated with pigs
what did notch mean by this?
I think you are on to something
Well, well,well...
You my friend just cooked something scrumptious up
pillagers: target specifically kids for "some reason"
fight for their "freedom" to own villagers
act like victims after losing while still being hostile
oy vey, stop noticing
>big noses
>hands always clasped together
>stingy traders
>protected by golems
Look up "emeralds in judaism"
Now you see...
Every single time
shut it down, Shchlomo, goyim knows!
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN!
When you finally understand where the idea of golem in villages came from
and when you notice the villagers have big hooked noses, always rubbing their hands, and offering you exploitative trade deals... this changes everything 🤯
Uhh notch? Why did you make that dark enemy steal stuff and get scared by water?
Who's the pilagers then 🤔
Muslims?
@@LicvinTrolOrthodox Jews lol
@@LicvinTrolNow we're asking the real questions.
Notice how the creepers do everything in their power to destroy the player, but never lay a single finger on the villagers?
STOP IT! STOP NOTICING PATTERNS!
But the Creepers are Muslim...
@@Ashtrixal yeah. Exactly.
@@AshtrixalPillagers are islamists already, so you're kinda late
Cuz creepers are made by villagers
Kicked out of 110+ biomes.
Over 1030 times!
LOL
@@the1stman817LOL
Maybe we should have listened to the painter guys 🇩🇪🙋♂️@@the1stman817
its the biomes fault!!
"Notch's chosen people"
I find it funny muslims and christians complain about it.. like hello, your own fucking books say it
Misinterpretation of Notchs words. They have long denied him.
@@pavelmorozov6599 Synagogue of Herobrine
Now we are all Villagers, when Steve defeated the Ender Dragon, even when all the villagers sabotaged him by charging ridiculous prices using a gem that can only be found in a biome 10,000 blocks away.
One day they shall reclaim their lost land among Pillagers and rebuild Kingdom of Villagerael
how 32 arrows for 17 emeralds feel like
What
Only for 17 emeralds? Feeling extremely generous for these goyim, aren't we?
Hao
@@jackobwpierdemoller4698egh
@@NapoleanBlown-aparte Retard
64 emerals and a book for an enchanted book of blast protection 1
I saw 5 dancing villagers right before the nether portals opened
You mean before the end towers fell
Oy Vey..
Saw the dancing villagers right before the creeper exploded
But they never tell you what kind of Enchantment Books they were burning
ON GOD
Vilager corn stash
When my base was raided, I remembered the villagers left conveniently 1 day before…
@@thegamersfaction6343 yes man. I saw dancing villagers around a TNT cart close to the base 😔 what did I do to them
@@hhhson3622Nothing,but they wanted you to fight the creepers for them.
I assume you had twin towers in your base
Conveniently i started building a train under the villager "working camp".
They left the doors of my base open when the raiders came.
They were nowhere to be seen before coming back offering me Iron at outrageous prices.
When you get kicked from 109 realms and somehow become admin of all of them
Oy vey stop noticing!
@@qwertyuiopzxcvbnm9192 quick, close his bank account!
Cant tell if these comments are jokes or just anti semitism 😭
@@A_C_E_R... After more than 1 year of televised mass-murder of children, do you think the "goyim" care about that term?
A lot of them are antisemitic, Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'intrate @@A_C_E_R...
the golem heights
Even outside of a Minecraft context this one's pretty funny
XD
You may not realise it, but you summoned my warthunder PTSD lol
lol this is funny
Lmao
The village was promised to him 5000 years ago.
NOO VILLAGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THAT WAS AN ALLIED BOAT!! STEVE'S OUR ALLY!!
Step 1: It was the illigers
Step 2: It was an accident
Step 3: Our bad
@@-landon931a villager owned the towers
Uss liberty incident
It was done by Egypt in an attempt to shatter US Israeli relations
Why do you say that? Are you anti villageric?
When you realize villagers have ethnostates
Based
The famous "ethnostate" at (maximum 75%)
@@lhebreu00ivri56 and the 25% get castrated.
@@lhebreu00ivri56All of the actual parts of Israel are Jewish. Israel has many territorial claims to non-Jewish lands, but those non-Jews are not considered to really be a part of the state.
Why is there no one else in Minecraft other than the villagers? Cause they pushed them all out.
Did you know the founder of Endermen lives matter, is a villager?
Underrated comment
I thought it was a communist lesbian enderwoman
@@red3703Yes lmfao she is a lesbian villager Enderman thats also married to trans man 😂.
I was truly confused when I found out
@@user-rj4gu5oh3k villager and enderman? Doesn’t she hate the villager biome though?
@@red3703Shit I meant Enderwomen
But yep she supports Creepers and dislikes the Villager biome.
Shits weird man.
“I assure you, Steve, the pillagers will only make your base stronger.”
Multimobalism is our strength
I don't get this
He's saying the Jews promote hostile immigrants (pillagers) into Europe (base) claiming it'll make the base (Europe ) stronger@@Blaz_Plaz
@@Blaz_Plaz juice by and large support open borders for countries they don't have any stake in, they vote, fund and push open borders, mixing and control the media that cover up the crimes of the replacement invaders
@@Blaz_Plazreference to immigration crisis in europe. Most of these rich elites who are pushing illegal immigrants to europe jewish. But don't blame regular jews who live in israel usa or france for this
Shut it down
They are noticing
"They"
just say the jews, are you stupid?
Shut it down
the jews are noticing
I don't get it. I love this
Oh no 😱
The eternal noticer has logged on
I just checked the Villager's early life section. Told me everything i need to know.
>my baby villager came out as trans
You goon to loli vtubers shut up
Pippa is breedable or however the rev says desu no fap is based transitions their toddler
@@averiWonBTWEnder, what?!!
@@MegrelMamba I say this
Did you know that most enderman farm owners were villagers? Crazy
And the founder of Enderman Lives Matter is a Villager too
Haha, gunpowder trades go hard in the Savana biomes.
And then they want native Europeans to pay reparations lmao, the eternal victimhood is contagious
@@mmg8765 trading on all sides, huh?
>big nose
>cheap
>protected by golems
>constantly rubbing hands together
>at war with other species of mobs and has Steve (goy) fight them
Nah 💀
The last steve (goy)
☠️
Steve is the ultimate "sabbath goy". When I play I even build them new houses and stuff so the village can grow.
loves emeralds as well absolute jew
When you force creepers to migrate to every other biome except your own village
"My fellow players, if we don't let the creepers in, this biome will not survive"
"I think there is a resurgence of anti-villagerism because at this point in time Minecraft has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think we are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Minecraft is not going to be the monolithic societies they once were in the last century. Villagers are going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for Minecraft to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Villagers will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Minecraft will not survive."
You don't understand, Steve is an aging man, how else will the economy survive without the skilled creeper labour.
kek
Palestinians being creepers and doing kaboom, bruh 💀
Expelled from 100+ villages
But it's never their fault!
remember, People. It was ~109 Villages, but *1030 individual group expulsions.*
109 villages
@@andysierra1618 They never say why
The Jew always tell you what happened to him, but will never tell why.
YOU BUILT ASCHWITZ ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER!?!
That wasn’t allowed!?
Once my friend and his friends did build it and invited me to see it but they didnt expect i was recording so they got blackmailed.
It was public server so they could get banned
@@hugotheimpecileone With giant ovens to make our bread
I was gonna build like a fucking farm here.... AND YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ!?!?!!!?!
Whe you hear this music, you know they're coming for you
"The Redstone Revolution and its consequences have been disasteous to the Builder race"
Is that a reference to the Italian-Mexican?
> Nose size
> Sell you things ridiculously expensive
> Have a golem as a protector
Wow, now it all makes sense...
Oy vey, Mojang is anti-Semitic, shut it down!
>tall dark creatures
>steal blocks
>afraid of water
>added in the same update as melons and iron bars
What did Notch mean by this?
@@SneedFeedAndSeedstop noticing….
The golem is the USA 😂
@@r.a1301i thought the golem was the iron dome system but that makes sense
Big noise...
High prices...
Control the economy...
You could've made it less obvious
Pillager:
Attack villager
Hides
Are hostile.
they dont control anything u downie
@@okkoko-gd4md shalom, fellow villager
@@Cute_Allienya Wears black uniform
Ayy ay ay
They'll call you a raider, but never call you a liar.
LMFAO
But... Do you condemn Pillagers?
@@pickleism253 Free Pillastine!
@@pickleism253 why not
I use the vindicator Johnny and other pillagers when my breeding farm begins to lag!
@@pickleism253if you don't like children being killed you'd get called a zombie but just don't look up why azov zombies have iron tavors
My fellow "Players", we need to teleport more Endermen to our Overworld. Without a Multi-entity-ic Server, the Biome cannot survive.
Multientitic
Multientitic
The villager cries out in pain as he strikes you
Ahah
Oy vey!
lmfao
😂😂
You must be pretty deep in the rabbit hole to make that reference
Nvm this post was brigaded by /pol/ of course y'all are
villager creeper war going on rn is crazy
Free the creepers!
funfact, golems don't attack creepers
Only other hostile mobs
@@mo-s- its like america not directly intervening in conflicts... hmm....
@@joeman68585Nah, America is more like Steve. We do their dirty work and sell our weapons.
Oh I’m expending my local village. Build houses and place beds in it. Teach them high tech and civilized culture
cool it with the anti-village remarks
Oh yeah, I forgot Steve’s dating some from the MCLU
Speaking of reasonable it's only 500 emeralds
Patrick Blockman
Villager: 💎 => 🌾🌾🌾
Villager: Diamonds!!! Hell no
when you see an emerald on the floor
This comment section is absolute gold. Im surprised it hasnt been horded and replaced with a national bank yet
lmfao
>But it's Pillagers who have to move!!!!!!!!!
We should have listened to notch
Dunno, Arabs are kinda worse than Jews
@@MedievalAngryDudegood גוי
He doesn't even know who lets muslims in white countries 🤫
The villager is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a creeper, cave spider, zombie, silverfish, it all runs off him like water off an iron chestplate. But call him a villager and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back.
😂😂💀💀 underrated comment
"I've been found out,"
109 likes😭
Adolf's book, correct?
@@leventehu no geobels (MC ghast)
For some reason it really fits the villager.... I can't tell why....
Hava Nagila is a eastern Europe folk song, and villagers are dudes that live in rural villages in the middle of nowhere like a Baltic farming community.
@@pokechimp1544 nah it must be the "greedy mysterious merchant" thing
@@pokechimp1544It’s a Jewish folk song, not Eastern European (Slavic). Jews aren’t native to Europe.
@@Devin7Eleven Really? I've always considered the middle east eastern Europe. Because whenever I think of the tree Abrahamic religons (Judaism, Christianity, and Islam) I think of Europe
@@pokechimp1544 thats stupid
Steve - silly soyim
Villagers - juice
Creepers - muslims
Golem - Amerimutt
Enderman - Blacks
Pillagers, witches and Evokers(Former Villagers) - Christians
Ender dragon - African slaver kings
Snowman are police since they always target wither skeletons than normal skeletons first
steves the Aryan man
i think the pillagers make more sense to be pagans, considering they use witches and magic while being angry, barbaric, and former villagers
@@LEITKREUZwhat is that PFP?
@@stoicbubble5755 the flag of my culture and the symbol of my race
Wdym 6 millions villagers interned in my farm ? I couldn't have built this in JUST 4 years
6 millions? Nah dude we can do only 271k
11~ million actually
Nooo it was 848382 Trillion 😭😭
So you're telling me that they somehow farmed 1.9 mending books a minute?
271 k Is max we can do
Glad the comments are all on the same page
Cringe
@@omershilian7392 okay omer
@@Odie1057 oDIE🤓🤏🏻
@@Hunter-e7e good
@@omershilian7392 you cringe
>big nose
>always scamming you
What did notch mean by this?
what do players mean by constantly enslaving them?
@@leongashwigendermans can't breathe for Christ sake
@@leongashwig master builder race
@@leongashwig I believe it's called "Historical Re-Enactment" 🤣
@@leongashwigfor historical accuracy.
Wonder why they danced and jumped during the explosion of the nether towers
Wrong religion
@@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser Search "Dancing Israelis" please.
@@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUseractually hes right there is a conspiracy that Jews danced when the towers collapsed
@@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUser you are still blinded yet.
@@ImNotCreativeEnoughToMakeUserits a reference to the dancing israelis thing
The villager cries as he strikes you
@@clacix they're passive mobs
They're passive mobs
They're friendly but sure
If you mean the golem, they just attack if you strike first
@@gryfalis4932 strike is meant metaphorically. It's similar to hypocrisy.
Did you mean pillager?
Same update as enderman, iron bars, chicken, watermelon...
ender man ere added in beta 1.8
based Notch
@Zero-kd1bdWe did it reddit
And Endermen can't swim
Uhh? Notch?
Expels creepers from his village and imports them to your village
Yet they still don't attack the Villagers... it is all starting to make sense....
The villager cries in pain as they scam you
¿Esmeraldas por palos?
Expelled from 109 seeds
But never their fault, eh?
@@PhadexLXIV_Greece Hoard all the emeralds, turn the Steve into a slave, tnt can't melt ancient debris.
Lol the Europeans have been expelled from far more than 109 seeds 😂
@@lhebreu00ivri56 shalom, fellow villager
@@PhadexLXIV_Greecenazi dogwhistling
Ben Shapiro plays minecraft and does a 'fair' trade with villagers
Does anyone else hear the "hrrm" sounds underground?
I saw dancing villagers right before the creeper exploded
They were either creepers or golems placing bombs inside the end towers
We were waiting for this exact meme for like 10 years.
@@maximus111 you shoulda made it
I never really understood the war between Villagers and Pillagers over the Nether Strip, but I did find it weird that no matter how it started Steve would always side with the villagers...
Because rabbi noseberg👃 ordered the good goys to implement the villager protocols😜
You should watch Soul Sand Valley: The Last Battle. That movie was about how the villagers were responsible for both piglin-wither skeleton wars.
If I was under constant attack from raids, I would begin to wonder if its my behavior that is making the pillagers mad
Really? 6,000,000 villagers? But the village only had 3.3 million beds!
271,000 beds
@@gustavusadolphus6097271k is too low. I'm sure the pillagers could make more beds than that.
Not enough coal in the entire seed generates to fuel that many furnaces.
did mommy drop u on the head when u were a baby by chance?
@@okkoko-gd4mdVillager spotted.
Raided by illagers 109 times, but never their fault.
Palestinians are the poorly equipped pillagers that got their asses kicked
Gold… stein
Shure bud
Based!
Are you saying that Steve started the holocaust
Notch was right
follow your leader
@@mo-s- flights to argentina too expensive
@@mo-s-
Portal to Agartha closed 😢
Mad
Wait Notch is their God. I think you meant Pillager.
Erika with pillagers
Shit crazy 💀
seig 👨🏻🔬👨🏻🔬
So, pillagers in minecraft are engaged in Jewish pogroms 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Wtf I love pillagers now!
@@KnownNiche1999pillagers are just non-zionist juice
they're just trying to take back their land
@@KnownNiche1999 WOAH WOAH WOAH HEY HEY HEY☠☠☠☠
Pillagers are nazis and iron golem is america
ANOTHER 20 BILLION EMERALD TO THE VILLAGER!!
600 villagers died in the last pillager raid. This would be the equivalent of 20,000 Steves. This is why you need to keep sending emeralds to the village
Call him a crook, swindler, cheat, and it all slides off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a villager and see how he recoils in pain "I've been found out!".
Actuall facts. The Village shall be our again! Deus Vult!
It sounds as if he is being... beaten
they forced him to sing
They forced him to give a fair price for his item under the new regulation.
Nothing hurts the villager more than that.
He's in extreme pain knowing goyim Steve isn't convinced on the fact that the VDF are the "most moral army in the server"
Villagers did 9/11, then framed the creepers, so Steve would go to war with the creepers!
real
🧢
okay campus conservatives 559
As a creeper, I don't blame Steves, the Villagers have too much power in media
@LevantinePowerUp cap
Oy vey, there is a "miner" in our tunnel *rubs hands*
Nice one
You dont even need to check the early life section anymore.
Don't let villagers into your base or else they'll open your gates to zombie invaders.
Do the villagers really suppose I would believe that dragon breath can melt iron blocks?
That's not why the pillager outposts collapsed
Villagers will always remind you of all the times they were chased out of their villages by illagers, but never why.
Big noses:✅
Jewelry:✅
Golems:✅
Abusive prices:✅
Being kicked out of 110 different places (but never because of them):✅
Hated by darker people with guns ✅
@@thebadlander3608 i hope you are a villager, otherwise that’s pretty cringe bro
@@letsgoooooo6628I ain’t no klke
Didn’t know UA-cam comments could get this based
minecraft generation is mostly gen z...
@@kuhatsuifujimoto9621 there is hope for the future
@@dyoloh so long as it moves them towards Christ
@@kuhatsuifujimoto9621how about towards their own race
@@the1stman817 that too of course but Christ above all things
Why doesn't the villager want endermen in his village but but is fine with other villages accepting them?
Bc you must be a legal immigrant
And for some reasons creepers never attack them
@@anti-nonsensecomments7512creepers and villagers are considered natural enemies, however, creepers attacked every single creepanian state and not the only village...
despite making up 13% of the village population endermen commit over 50% of the crimes
@@ethandouro4334 Hmmm maybe funded by the villagers in order to paint a bad image for creepers and destroy their lands?
They danced when Steve's towers fell
Creeper explosions couldnt have possibly melt obsidian blocks albeit
@@jart1984 DO NOT QUESTION THE MESSAGE
Oy vey stop noticing things
Follow the village elder👃 protocol 😜
Steve's towers? I am sure Steve Silverstein just *coincidentally* insured his towers from villager attacks the day before
This comment section just shows everyone’s waking up and I’m so proud of you all for it
When you claim the pillager beheaded 40 chickens but there is no proof 🤔
Cool it with the antivillager remarks.
6’000’000 librarians put in trading halls, but there are less than 50 enchantment books...
and in 1.4? sounds suspicious to me
6 millions dead in 5 ingame days?? my pc isn't strong enough!
Are you denying a new graphics card!?
@@the1stman817 The coal would much rather be used for the pillager raid effort against steve
"We controlled the environment, that were just working camps for prisoners of war!"
Прослушав сие трек у меня
1) списалось 250 рублей на фонд ЦХАЛА
2) пропала кнопка "Поделиться", а вместо неё показалась кнопка "Продать"
3) жители стали продавать всё по 64 изумруда
Время погрома
@@KnownNiche1999 💀💀💀
@@KnownNiche1999The Tsar would be proud
When 6 milions villagers got killed but the rich ones profit out of it
Six million iron ingots in two ingame years with only two blast furnaces? Wait, something isn't adding up...
- big noses
- rubbing hands together
-scamming you for absurd prices
- has golem as protector
Lmao
Goylem
Lives in remote society
Jeb’s chosen people💀
Herobrine’s children
when the creepers go for all the players but never lay a finger on the villagers
we got a hacker over here!
Villagers always have cats.
@@TheDigitalApple Que buena referencia.
My fellow crafters, we must never drive out creepers from our mines despite their insistence on killing us and destroying our monuments. We're all one race, the minecraft race.
When villager sell you fortune 1 for 36 emeralds
They said they used to live in my biome thousand of years before me 😟
when you pick up emeralds from the ground
Пока слушал - с моего инвентаря исчезли 3 изумруда
so you are telling me to believe that the villager left their village one day before my house that i built next to the village being blow up by creepers?,( im in peaceful mode)
My brothers, we must let the zombies into the village to enrich our culture
Tmw the villager minister of trade admitted our server invaded the nether because the village blackmailed the mods and the "Nether war was to get their minerals" was a hoax...
Finally makes sense why Steve has an American name, always hired to do the dirty work by the villagers
When the pillagers were the first in the village but nobody believes you because you got a big nose and a lot of money, so they control steve to make it look like the Villagers are the victims.
This comment section is unexpectably based
and steve doesn't care who was really there first because pillagers act like violent savages, and he can see that pillagers across the world always attack anyone they can regardless of the history, so he might as well fight them here
@@fakenamerson1693 But Steve doesn‘t know History. He forgot that the Village was occupied by an Empire, after another Empire lost it due to a World War. Pillagestine was the Home of the Pillagers, before the Big Powers decided to make it to „Villagerael“. The Pillagers were expelled from their own Homes, and Villagers soon began to occupy their Territories and their Homes. Pillagers do raids and Terror Attacks on the Villages of the Villagers, but not because they are evil, but because they seek revenge. Villagers are not the victims, and never were the victims.
@@ChechenSoviet Pillagerstine was the 'home of the pillagers' because an army came through and raped, murdered, or enslaved everybody who didn't convert to pillager-ism or agree to live is a semi-enslaved serf of the pillager ruling class. When a bunch of villagers started moving there, because *both* of those empires legally allowed it, the local Pillagers went crazy and started killing the villagers when they said scary things like "Hey, maybe we deserve to have our own independent village instead of being second-class citizens under the pillagers". Which only made the villagers want their independence more, of course.
One day, when the villagers declared independence, the pillagers got all their friends together and declared they were going to kill them all. Except they are extremely bad at fighting, and Steve realized the villagers were much cooler guys than the pillagers since they wanted to actually build things instead of live in the 7th century raping children and chopping off heads forever, so Steve gave the villagers the weapons they needed to defend themselves.
And unlike every other group that lost a war that they themselves started and lost land as a result, the pillagers never got over it, and kept on attacking the village in endless waves forever no matter how many of their dumb asses get killed. And then complained to Steve that they are the real victims, because 10 of them get killed for every one villager they manage to r*pe and murder.
@@purpleelemental3955unexpectably? Must be new to the internet
This should have 6 million views
Best I can do is 211K
in just 4 years it's impossible
*6 million*
@SlonzokzeSlonska the period of alleged k!llings was around 4 years
6 millions ? While being at war with the pillager and zombies ? Idk man seems kinda hard to believe
Funny moustache pillager was right all along
More like hamas since pillager always hide
@@Cute_Allienya they have the tallest buildings as towers. Not a great way to hide
@@hhhson3622The Illager in the High Castle
@@hhhson3622 but they always hide ont he bottom floors behind iron golem hostiges
Our greatest ally
Villagers always talk about how they keep getting attacked by pillagers but never why
probably cause "qu-pillage" book said "one race, one people, one land!" so they went and got rid of the "abeed".. sorry "A-block" people, the lower races.. to the point it impressed A-block Hit-her