Soldier: "Grab that Cat boys! We fuck it." Sniper: "Ehhh…" Heavy: "What?" Soldier: "Szun Zhu said that! He knows a little more than you!" Sniper & Heavy: "Okay mate!" "Yes!" (Censored due to over excessive hot secks on a platter) (and bestiality)
Category: Howto & Style I guess it makes sense if you think about it. This is a prime example of how to make a completely nonsensical smexual video in the style of holy-shit-what-the-fuck-is-going-on.
However Soldiertron couldn't handle his new form and self-destructed noticing that it didn't last long. Scoutette then starts insulting Demented Soldier who tried to make a snappy comeback but Scouette was unaffected. Then Demented Soldier tried to get her to suck his Painis only for her to attack Painis. Sniper however is happy that Demented Soldier is in pain. Demented Soldier tried to point out he was bleeding but Sniper didn't care so he tried to think about mustard.
Seriously, next time please write down what they are saying exactly, maybe people wanna do this random stuff into an animated Team Fortress video XDDDD
It's quite clear what's going on here. Soldier is explaining what flag is the flag of a winner to Sniper whose a canadian cyclops of russian myth and will be a english mother #$@(er. Then SCoutette shouts Mem in which Sniper and Soldier answer but Heavy fails. However she noticed Sniper was looking at hergave him a slap that made him lose his mind for a second. Then Heavy noticed a giant metal kicking ass and transformed into Dispentry. There's a bit more but I think I'll save that for later...
Sniper: "These little beauties…" *gets slapped in the face by G-Scout* "Holy TITS!" *laughs psychotically* Soldier: *Tisks in enjoyment* Heavy: "Giant metal is kicking us!" *Giant metal hits Soldier up the ass* "AAAAUUGH! I am Dispentry!" *turns into Dispentry then promptly self-destructs* Soldier: "Deploy a Dispentry hippy Heavy die like one!" Heavy: *stands up via fart propulsion* "Move ma shit!" Sniper: *acting strange*
There is one thing I don't like about this kind of video: sometimes I laugh so hard I can't hear the video. That's the Ratchet & Clank 3 Insomniac Museum music, isn't it? :3
Heavy tries to join the conversation but fails however Demented Soldier finds a cat and tells Heavy and mentally defected Sniper to grab and fuck it. Using Sun Tzu to trick them into fucking it but then the cat asdiufbwaepa87yrh3odfhef7haweiuf- The End....
What's the song used in the background? It's oddly familiar. ...Ok, no, I want to remove the music and use the audio to replace some of my game's sound effects. Because it would be fucking hilarious.
OOOOOH NOOOO! THERE ARE BRONIES ON THIS VIDEO! VERRY BAD! OOOOOOH IT IS GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD! NOT GOOD! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i am crying! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MaggoTRON ! XD
"Old masterpiece. Lookitup!"
I still love this moment:
Sniper: MeeM!
FemScout: MeeM!
Soldier: MeeM!
Heavy: DooD! Ahh, FUUCK!
Soldier: "Grab that Cat boys! We fuck it."
Sniper: "Ehhh…"
Heavy: "What?"
Soldier: "Szun Zhu said that! He knows a little more than you!"
Sniper & Heavy: "Okay mate!" "Yes!"
(Censored due to over excessive hot secks on a platter)
(and bestiality)
STARS AND SICKLE BEATS HAMMER AND STRIPES BEATS HAMMER AND STARS AND PAINIS SICKLE LOOK IT DOWN!
YOU CANADIAN CYCLOPS OF RUSSIAN MYTH!
Ok
Maggottron was always my favorite of the Teamformers.
Who was your second favorite?
@@NTMonsty Demomalishor
@@capootiscrepitoos Demoman = Demolition Man
Demolition Demolish Man = Redundant
I can recite this whole thing by memory.
Same here lol
It fascinates me how fluid the sentence mixing is, so much that it's actually catchy to listen to. Props man.
Category: Howto & Style
I guess it makes sense if you think about it. This is a prime example of how to make a completely nonsensical smexual video in the style of holy-shit-what-the-fuck-is-going-on.
FinHeavich is God!
Dr. Heavich*
That went cluster fuckfast
Soldier: "WOW!" "C'mon sweetheart. Kiss my painis!"
Girl Scout: "WHAT?!"
Soldier: "Ah, come on? I have needs!" *screams in pain*
Girl Scout: *smashing Soldiers nuts with a bat*
Soldier: *PAAAAIIIIINN*
Sniper: "Ahaha! Balls away! HAAHAHAHA!"
Soldier: "WAAAAAW"
Sniper: "MmmmmmMH?"
Soldier: "That's blood." *points to smashed crotch*
Sniper: "MmmMH?"
Soldier: "MUST."
Sniper: "MmMH?"
Soldier: "THINK. ABOUT. MUST-ard."
Sniper: "Hmmmh. Soldier!"
Soldier: "Yaay?"
Maggotron
0:34
HEEEEEEEAVYYYYY is DIE-NO-SOOOR.
ROOOOAR.
_SHOOORYUKEN!_
*GAAAAaAaAaAaAh!!!*
Prepare your ainis!
However Soldiertron couldn't handle his new form and self-destructed noticing that it didn't last long. Scoutette then starts insulting Demented Soldier who tried to make a snappy comeback but Scouette was unaffected. Then Demented Soldier tried to get her to suck his Painis only for her to attack Painis. Sniper however is happy that Demented Soldier is in pain. Demented Soldier tried to point out he was bleeding but Sniper didn't care so he tried to think about mustard.
Best parts: Heavy Dinosaur, Megatron Soldier, Wank Sniper think. Kudos to your vid Heavich
why the fuck does the GMod version of this has more views than the original vid?
PREPARE YOUR AINIS
0:37 Shoryuken!
Soldier is all, "a cat is fine, too".
RATCHET AND CLANK MUSIC, FOR MY AMUSEMENT!
Sniper: "Your own team paid me to wank publicly."
Soldier: "Dammit! Do. not. do it!"
Sniper: "Okay." *derpface*
Soldier: "Thanks!" *thumbs up*
…
'wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank wank'
Soldier: *pissed off* "Oh fucking- Sniper!"
Sniper: "Yeah?"
Soldier: "Do not even think about doing it!"
Heavy: *smiling under beard*
Sniper: *is not pleased* "UEEU! God save me, PIIISSSS! Apple pies!" "Hehehe…"
Heavy: "Guh? Brbrbr. Pootis!" >=3
2 youtubers made both Gmod and SFM Versions of this smexual video.
Why did the Qwark Mini-Game soundtrack match up so well to this madness?
Seriously, next time please write down what they are saying exactly, maybe people wanna do this random stuff into an animated Team Fortress video XDDDD
I cannot wait to see the whole collab in a Gmod video.
Waiting for the Gmod Version!
It's quite clear what's going on here. Soldier is explaining what flag is the flag of a winner to Sniper whose a canadian cyclops of russian myth and will be a english mother #$@(er. Then SCoutette shouts Mem in which Sniper and Soldier answer but Heavy fails. However she noticed Sniper was looking at hergave him a slap that made him lose his mind for a second. Then Heavy noticed a giant metal kicking ass and transformed into Dispentry. There's a bit more but I think I'll save that for later...
Sniper: "These little beauties…" *gets slapped in the face by G-Scout* "Holy TITS!" *laughs psychotically*
Soldier: *Tisks in enjoyment*
Heavy: "Giant metal is kicking us!" *Giant metal hits Soldier up the ass* "AAAAUUGH! I am Dispentry!" *turns into Dispentry then promptly self-destructs*
Soldier: "Deploy a Dispentry hippy Heavy die like one!"
Heavy: *stands up via fart propulsion* "Move ma shit!"
Sniper: *acting strange*
WRONG! it is Captain Quark Vid Comic Number 5
This is the insomniac museum /watch?v=a19rDOWgxto
There is one thing I don't like about this kind of video:
sometimes I laugh so hard I can't hear the video.
That's the Ratchet & Clank 3 Insomniac Museum music, isn't it? :3
Ok someone needs to remake this in SFM!
HEAVY IS DYENASORE!
0:32 Move mah s***!
Move ma SHIT!
Heavy tries to join the conversation but fails however Demented Soldier finds a cat and tells Heavy and mentally defected Sniper to grab and fuck it. Using Sun Tzu to trick them into fucking it but then the cat asdiufbwaepa87yrh3odfhef7haweiuf- The End....
Needs real male scout
SHOR-YU-KEN DAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH
FINHeavich, can u use the Heavy's Shoyuken voice for the Fist Crit sounds?
Ratchet & Clank 3 - Shadow of the Robot
For video version needs proper ending
Category: Instructions and style, seems leigt
because the maker of the gmod version did not put a link in description.
Why do I see the "how to make chocolate eggs" on the related videos??
SOMEONE ELSE PLAYED RATCHET AND CLANK
THOSE GAMES WERE THE SHIT
Damn this was a good one, well done!
All of these should be made into Gmod videos!
WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
this little beautis
*slab*
holy tits
my favorite part xD
each time i trie to connect to the dispensor server but it says failed after 4 retries
Must think about mustard. B[
gmod version?
Because there aren't enough rabbits on UA-cam.
MUST.THINK.ABOUT. MUSTARD.
The Demented Soldier and The Mentally Defective Sniper. OH THIS IS BAD.
Because this video is, for some reason, in the Howto and Style category.
Don't you worry; your brothers are here.
Your brothers are everywhere.
I feel like I'm listening to a youtube poop
What's this happening over here?
Dispentries?! WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS
I think the music is from the third Qwark-game of Ratchet & Clank 3.
I'm guessing you haven't watched that video.
Look up "Heavy overreacts to Twilight Sparkle Alicorn"
You'll see it.
Well...that escalated to Crazy Level: Ape Shit rather quickly
NnnnooOOO! My cat!
Lol, that cigar inside sniper's pipe.
Gawd save me piiiiiss apple pies o-o
The Demented Soldier's bisexuality has been confirmed. ._.
MEGRATRON!! Domination!! aaAAaagh!
GIANT METAL IS JIZZING US
AUAUUAUAUUAUAGH
I AM DISSPENTRY
R&C MUSIC FTW
Someone made a Walfas version :P
Why are there so many videos with Madame Dixie sniper?
YOU TWO
STOP ARGUING
AND TALK ABOUT DISPENTRY INSTEAD
Be careful, or you will be like me, for I AM DISPENTRY.
Well that went clusterfuck fast
Heavy: Heeaavvyy iiss Dinosaur!" *RAWR* *clone appears out of nowhere* "Shoyuken!" *Shoyuken uppercuts Dino-Heavy*
Megatron Soldier: /PREPARE YOUR ANUS/ /MEGATRON/ /WORLD DOMINATION/ *laughs maniacally then self-destructs*
Soldier: "Well that went Clusterfuck fast!"
Girl Scout: "Breuf! hamananamnmnmn." *moves up to Soldiers face while squealing* "You just got diabetes!" *grabs kawaii chibi girl* "Freaking n////r!"
Soldier: *is surprised* "Racist! Hairy-nachi."
Girl Scout: "No, U."
You were GHEY son, real GHEY. Maybe even Canadian...
MUST... THINK ABOUT.. MUSTARD
FINHeavich are the master of the sexual_team.exe !
Is the Why sentences stupid very full some stuff
What's the song used in the background? It's oddly familiar.
...Ok, no, I want to remove the music and use the audio to replace some of my game's sound effects. Because it would be fucking hilarious.
DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING IT was brilliant.
I personally, am happy because I AM DISPENTRY.
That music sounds familiar
ratchet and clank?
We're not arguing.
>_>
Someone sounds happy.
NEED A DISPENTRY HERE!
Waiting for the movie.
...Yeah, I figured.
Maggot tron prime
What's the music
ALL THIS HAS NO SENSE! and it is GREAT!
4 days till THE_FUCK_SHIT_SOUND COLLAB!
I AM Dispentry!
Why are there so many tf2 audio edits?
Alrighty then.
I AM DISPENTRY
DO NOT DO IT!
Gmod this plz
OOOOOH NOOOO! THERE ARE BRONIES ON THIS VIDEO! VERRY BAD! OOOOOOH IT IS GOING TO BE THE END OF THE WORLD! NOT GOOD! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i am crying! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is the internet so full of memes?
Must..... think about.... mustard....
using No U five years before it became popular