My daughter has a birthday near Halloween so we threw her a Halloween birthday party. We had over 40 kids from 5 to 8 yrs old Played games watched movies and served tacos. Towards the end of the night a police car pulled into our driveway and flashed his lights, and we thought someone complained. No he was there to pick up his son who was an attendee 😅
I got wasted in the city, went home on my bicycle, met a few ducks, herded the ducks to the police department, tried to herd the ducks into the police's car park only to have suddenly two headlights in my back, turned around and saw two cops in a car watching in disbelief and then I jumped on my bicycle and rode away. They did not chase me but I was really paranoid they would.
Omg the person who removed the color tips off their airsoft gun you really did get super lucky that colored bit is required on non lethals (bb,airsoft,nerf etc) for your own damn safety its required by law for your safety as It's meant as a quick identification method so the cops know it's a not a normal gun it was made mandatory after cops had several incidents shooting kids with cap guns!
it’s not required on bb guns, none of my bb guns have them on it, probably because they can, unlike airsoft and nerf, really hurt or possibly kill someone
yah a guy i knows got shot nine times at 11 cuz he took the orange tip off and someone called the cops. ps he’s still alive he got pretty bad nerve damage in one leg and had to learn to walk again. so y’a leave the orange tip on unless your exclusively using it on an air soft Field
@@razzberry4756 what you said. I have an air rifle that and it has no orange tip. It also shoots right at 1000 fps which will definitely kill someone. I believe the ones with orange tips fall under the airsoft category.
Riding with a Officer. Local park, closes 10pm. It’s almost midnight. Driving thru parking lights, find a car. He tells me to “light them up” topless gal pops up, I turn light off. We comment. Not 15 seconds later the Officer says “that’s enough time”. So I turn light back on. The gal is in the front seat acting like she is a Nun. How she got her top on, in front seat, looking so calm in seconds. But the guy… He was still basically naked with a “WTF just happened??”
Oh man! That last story was a much larger version of a story that happened to me once. I was in a small town full of corrupt cops who absolutely loved nailing people for anything they could. A couple of them even bought drugs from a friend of mine. In fact, they also knew that he was a friend of mine and that is why, when they pulled me over, they wanted to right away search my car for drugs. Knowing this town and these cops, I never ever had drugs or paraphernalia on me, though I was a pot smoker at the time. I would smoke with friends in town there but never ever had anything on me. So I get pulled over, it's night time, and I have a no parking sign in my trunk that I had taken from some place. I don't even remember where. They searched my car high and low, find absolutely nothing, and they let me go without anything, not even a written warning. They said they pulled me over for speeding even though I know full well that was crap because I always watch my speed in that town as well. In any case, it was that no parking sign that got me thinking about this. Lol! 🤣😂
9:52: We once had a 75 Lincoln Town Car. That thing was HUGE. I also think it might have been haunted; it had some weird quirks that could not be resolved. The seat locks would start clicking all on their own, at first slowly, then right up into Tommy-gun mode. Scared the HELL out of passengers! The headlights would also start flashing out of nowhere, and the problem could NOT be fixed, no matter what BF tried, so we had to hotwire them to bypass the switch. BF was always worried the cops would nail him for "signaling other drivers". We never thought anything of any of this, but looking back, I now wonder... was the car haunted and we just took no notice?
Not a cop, but I still want to tell this story: Every year my family goes to the beach for a family reunion. One year, someone brought fireworks. We wanted to set them off on the beach, only to get busted by the goddamn beach cops. (I'm pretty sure one of our neighbors ratted us out.) We didn't get in much trouble, but the fireworks were confiscated, save for a single piece my cousin managed to smuggle out. Looking back, the cops were just doing their jobs, but I was still pretty p'd at the time.
I got surrounded by a sting op 2 different times. Got lit up blue and reds by a fucking Mitsubishi Galant. In the United States. There was like 5 other unmarked cars and the marked units came in instantly after. I was being a chauffeur for buddys dad who just got out after 10 years in prison. We stopped on a sketchy corner because he seen someone he was in there with. They exchange numbers on paper and I guess the surveillance team thought it was drugs. We get surrounded and felony stopped. They knew my boss real well they laughed when they seen it was him and told old stories like the time he ripped off the cops for like 10 grand when they tried to make him do a big buy on someone... But anyways there wasn't a drug deal that they thought they saw so they blew their cover for no reason....lol and the didn't find the ounce of weed boss had shoved down his pants lol The other time I was walking and they thought I was someone they were waiting for. Shoved me against a car when one of the cops yelled "that's not him" that's not him!!," Scared the shit outta me I was rushed out for the whole day. Never had anyone just fucking grab me of the street. They didn't hurt me or nothing but still. It bugged me out for a minute...
Im surprised there really was a human on the roof at the zoo! I thought for sure that was going to be the day the cops learned that goats can scream and sound exactly like human women. Id love to see a poll for police officers that asks if they live/work in rural, urban, or farm filled areas, and then what percentage of each category is aware that goats can scream bloody murder
I made a very small ied for a chemistry project in school (in the uk), safe to say police got called, it was no bigger than a firework so no bomb squad was called but I got a warning and had to spend a day listening and talking to a police therapist and had to explain how I knew how to do it..... I just wanted to make a cool chemistry project
Love the story about Navy / Marines, but had to quit around 5:29 because it's bad enough when every story is told from the point-of-view of the young person and not the cop, without the added element of people telling stories that are funny only because they didn't get killed or arrested (suggesting they're white) in a situation in which one outcome or the other would be much more likely had they been POC. I've heard too many horror stories from too many POC to enjoy those anecdotes.
To the guy caught throwing eggs! I think the real and into that would’ve been something to a Alice’s restaurant reference, I got got litter in and cousin a nuisance and we all had fun playing with the pencils at group W bench the group
my friend her boy friend and sister had a nerf fight in a mall in st albert. old woman confused them for active shooters. the guns had no orange tip. it was funny.
I was locked up from birth just about. I was placed in care of a children’s home/orphanage. It’s like a jail almost the same quality of service African country jails & government institutions are nasty.
Sex dumpster..... Unless things have changed a heck of a lot since I was in boot camp I'm calling 🐂💩 on this one. An E-1 is not going to be ANYWHERE without a CC/DI unless he plans on getting AWOL charges. And no MP will be taking one that is away from his company anywhere but HQ. An E-1 is treated like a 5 yo and the CC/DI is the helicopter parent. And for good reason.
"I'm in for assault."
"I'm in for drugs."
"I'm in for egging a car."
(Everyone moves away from the guy who egged a car)
You should see how the treat ding ding ditchers bro. Ditchers get stitches
The first story was weirdly wholesome
My daughter has a birthday near Halloween so we threw her a Halloween birthday party. We had over 40 kids from 5 to 8 yrs old Played games watched movies and served tacos. Towards the end of the night a police car pulled into our driveway and flashed his lights, and we thought someone complained. No he was there to pick up his son who was an attendee 😅
Rest in peace ranch dressing guy… he will be missed..
I got wasted in the city, went home on my bicycle, met a few ducks, herded the ducks to the police department, tried to herd the ducks into the police's car park only to have suddenly two headlights in my back, turned around and saw two cops in a car watching in disbelief and then I jumped on my bicycle and rode away. They did not chase me but I was really paranoid they would.
The first story was oddly wholesome.
The second was just plain wholesome.
Omg the person who removed the color tips off their airsoft gun you really did get super lucky that colored bit is required on non lethals (bb,airsoft,nerf etc) for your own damn safety its required by law for your safety as It's meant as a quick identification method so the cops know it's a not a normal gun it was made mandatory after cops had several incidents shooting kids with cap guns!
it’s not required on bb guns, none of my bb guns have them on it, probably because they can, unlike airsoft and nerf, really hurt or possibly kill someone
They're lucky they didn't get shot
yah a guy i knows got shot nine times at 11 cuz he took the orange tip off and someone called the cops. ps he’s still alive he got pretty bad nerve damage in one leg and had to learn to walk again. so y’a leave the orange tip on unless your exclusively using it on an air soft Field
@@razzberry4756 what you said. I have an air rifle that and it has no orange tip. It also shoots right at 1000 fps which will definitely kill someone. I believe the ones with orange tips fall under the airsoft category.
Shit! Nowadays, they’re still shooting, even with those colored tips.
Those two cops that had a few with you is what I call damn good friends. They were just congratulating you. That's nice.
Omfg "don't worry dad I used protection" just elevated this to my favourite video on all of UA-cam
Riding with a Officer. Local park, closes 10pm. It’s almost midnight. Driving thru parking lights, find a car. He tells me to “light them up” topless gal pops up, I turn light off. We comment. Not 15 seconds later the Officer says “that’s enough time”. So I turn light back on. The gal is in the front seat acting like she is a Nun. How she got her top on, in front seat, looking so calm in seconds. But the guy…
He was still basically naked with a “WTF just happened??”
Cops: we'll do a quarter mile.
Guy in the R43: My time has come!
GAS GAS GAS
That one story about the 7-8 year olds is very concerning. Could be a sign of abuse.
Oh man! That last story was a much larger version of a story that happened to me once. I was in a small town full of corrupt cops who absolutely loved nailing people for anything they could. A couple of them even bought drugs from a friend of mine. In fact, they also knew that he was a friend of mine and that is why, when they pulled me over, they wanted to right away search my car for drugs. Knowing this town and these cops, I never ever had drugs or paraphernalia on me, though I was a pot smoker at the time. I would smoke with friends in town there but never ever had anything on me. So I get pulled over, it's night time, and I have a no parking sign in my trunk that I had taken from some place. I don't even remember where. They searched my car high and low, find absolutely nothing, and they let me go without anything, not even a written warning. They said they pulled me over for speeding even though I know full well that was crap because I always watch my speed in that town as well. In any case, it was that no parking sign that got me thinking about this. Lol! 🤣😂
9:52: We once had a 75 Lincoln Town Car. That thing was HUGE. I also think it might have been haunted; it had some weird quirks that could not be resolved. The seat locks would start clicking all on their own, at first slowly, then right up into Tommy-gun mode. Scared the HELL out of passengers! The headlights would also start flashing out of nowhere, and the problem could NOT be fixed, no matter what BF tried, so we had to hotwire them to bypass the switch. BF was always worried the cops would nail him for "signaling other drivers". We never thought anything of any of this, but looking back, I now wonder... was the car haunted and we just took no notice?
Not a cop, but I still want to tell this story: Every year my family goes to the beach for a family reunion. One year, someone brought fireworks. We wanted to set them off on the beach, only to get busted by the goddamn beach cops. (I'm pretty sure one of our neighbors ratted us out.) We didn't get in much trouble, but the fireworks were confiscated, save for a single piece my cousin managed to smuggle out. Looking back, the cops were just doing their jobs, but I was still pretty p'd at the time.
Prisoner: SUPERMAN!!!
I got surrounded by a sting op 2 different times. Got lit up blue and reds by a fucking Mitsubishi Galant. In the United States. There was like 5 other unmarked cars and the marked units came in instantly after. I was being a chauffeur for buddys dad who just got out after 10 years in prison. We stopped on a sketchy corner because he seen someone he was in there with. They exchange numbers on paper and I guess the surveillance team thought it was drugs. We get surrounded and felony stopped. They knew my boss real well they laughed when they seen it was him and told old stories like the time he ripped off the cops for like 10 grand when they tried to make him do a big buy on someone...
But anyways there wasn't a drug deal that they thought they saw so they blew their cover for no reason....lol and the didn't find the ounce of weed boss had shoved down his pants lol
The other time I was walking and they thought I was someone they were waiting for. Shoved me against a car when one of the cops yelled "that's not him" that's not him!!," Scared the shit outta me I was rushed out for the whole day. Never had anyone just fucking grab me of the street. They didn't hurt me or nothing but still. It bugged me out for a minute...
The Smurf one, LMAO so cute.
The toilet story was gold.
Never don't be suspicious of screams in a zoo, you might get shrooms on the bright side
20:50 this is just the plot of the fast and the furious
Here’s one of the fun r/askreddits! Awesome. Not so much negativity with this one or complete losing-faith-in-humanity ness
Really want the link to the Jurassic Park recreation
I know this is 11 months later but I come back to see if anyone has put a link
OMG, the smurfs!
Oh man, the need to know made me uneasy, the idea of bursting open one
That first story reminds me of Superbad with the super cool cops
21:07 My favorite story.
The amateur Jurassic Park movie one was adorable.
This is a good video
This is a video good
Lol the ones that took toilets and put them in different places .
Im surprised there really was a human on the roof at the zoo! I thought for sure that was going to be the day the cops learned that goats can scream and sound exactly like human women. Id love to see a poll for police officers that asks if they live/work in rural, urban, or farm filled areas, and then what percentage of each category is aware that goats can scream bloody murder
I made a very small ied for a chemistry project in school (in the uk), safe to say police got called, it was no bigger than a firework so no bomb squad was called but I got a warning and had to spend a day listening and talking to a police therapist and had to explain how I knew how to do it..... I just wanted to make a cool chemistry project
I need to see the Jurassic Park remake!
That street racing story is so r/thathappened
The names definitely sounded so cliche I unironically don't want to interpret it
Love the story about Navy / Marines, but had to quit around 5:29 because it's bad enough when every story is told from the point-of-view of the young person and not the cop, without the added element of people telling stories that are funny only because they didn't get killed or arrested (suggesting they're white) in a situation in which one outcome or the other would be much more likely had they been POC. I've heard too many horror stories from too many POC to enjoy those anecdotes.
To the guy caught throwing eggs! I think the real and into that would’ve been something to a Alice’s restaurant reference, I got got litter in and cousin a nuisance and we all had fun playing with the pencils at group W bench the group
"I'm not doing the paperwork on this"
my friend her boy friend and sister had a nerf fight in a mall in st albert. old woman confused them for active shooters.
the guns had no orange tip. it was funny.
Story 1, epic. I think I know you.
2:03 The 99th precinct?
He he boi
Why is it that the first story always starts with “I’m not a ____, but”
9:17 SO YOUR NOT GONNA TELL US THE KIDS CHANNEL NAME!??
I was locked up from birth just about. I was placed in care of a children’s home/orphanage. It’s like a jail almost the same quality of service African country jails & government institutions are nasty.
Were there any actual cops in this one??
I will pay cash money for the name or link to that Jurassic Park video
Since when does target sell alcohol
🌻
Your mom.
PoliceK
I wish I could just race the cops to get out of a ticket, I know for a fact my mustang gaps any car cop in my area.
Nice
bro why tf did the cops break airsoft guns wtf how is that allowed
snurf
Hillarius stories!
Sex dumpster..... Unless things have changed a heck of a lot since I was in boot camp I'm calling 🐂💩 on this one. An E-1 is not going to be ANYWHERE without a CC/DI unless he plans on getting AWOL charges. And no MP will be taking one that is away from his company anywhere but HQ. An E-1 is treated like a 5 yo and the CC/DI is the helicopter parent. And for good reason.