OFFLINETV $10,000 WHITE ELEPHANT ft. Ludwig
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- Опубліковано 23 гру 2021
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This is our annual excuse to spend money on stupid stuff...
Huge thanks to Audible for helping make our annual White Elephant possible. Go visit audible.com/offlinetv or text offlinetv to 500-500 to get 60% off on your first 3 months. Their holiday offer ends soon, so don't miss out, and we hope you enjoy the video!
Special thanks to Ludwig for coming out and taking the worst gift!
WHERE IS RAE
@@turdcrumbs she had her secret Santa with 100 thieves but kinda wished she was here as well lol
based
Did you guys keep the goat i must know!!
Bru a literal goat
Poki: "Who's gift is left"
Michael: "Mine"
*Oil PTSD Intensifies*
I still don't know what they did with that oil.
@@CardSearcher911 dumped into the ocean for fun
The US Army must have took it
dumped all the oil into the sea
@@CardSearcher911 Michael stole it in the last round and planned on selling it.
I just love how excited Michael gets about giving gifts. He could barely contain his enthusiasm. I think everyone’s just glad there’s not another 25 barrels of oil sitting in the back
What did Poki ever end up doing with the oil, anyways?
@@gavinmagness9009 I believe Michael stole it back then sold it for a profit
@@gavinmagness9009 she gave it back to micheal and he sold it for more moneyuuuu
@@jumpropeguy honestly the most in-character thing hes ever done lmao
@@risick7649 spoilers?? For what
the fact toast bought a fucking goat and people were just like "cute goat" instead of "why the fuck did you decide to buy a damn goat" is such an offline TV thing
Umm it’s a goat, not an endangered exotic animal. That goat’s gonna live one grand life.
@@pascal9055 yeah no shit but you also arent questioning WHY they bought a fucking goat
@@plutonicattic7995 Greatest Of All Time? What dark read do you got?
good thing the goat's a she. free goat milk. lmfao
@@johnP0908 Who said it has to be a girl to drink the milk?
10:13 absolutely dying at what's happening in the background with michael and the goat lol
Me too😂😂🤣
Same here🤣💔
Bro💀💀💀💀
How did it take me more than a year to notice this lmao
@@mikey94102that's the art of rewatching lmao
“Who’s gift is left?”
Micheal: Oh mine
“Oh nvm-“
*Oil war flashbacks*
💀💀💀
you can dump it in the ocean :D
"Take good care of the figurine"
"she's more than a figurine, *I'm gonna get a jar for her* "
1839 cum jar incident
Reminds me of my little pony in 4chan
People who know vs people who don't know
Oh…oh no
The radiator incident 👀
That final handshake with Ludwig and Micheal was the most "bros dont betray bros" thing i have ever seen
I kind of felt real sad when no one liked Scarra's fishing gift :(
I honestly would have liked it! Seems like a good time tbh
Eh, if it wasn't pink, I would mind it. Maybe he should have got a white, black, or grey color rod.
@@leagued3832 what's wrong with pink tho?
@@Pumalocoooo Nothing. But white, gray or black is just easier to choose as a color.
Pink, or blue is just often seen as gender colors.
Example; baby showers. Pink, or blue?
@@leagued3832 fair point
Ludwig: "Whoever ends with the fishing rod is the loser"
Also Ludwig: Ends with fishing rod
Fishing stream incoming
And he was such a chad about it at the end too
He meta'd too hard and they realized it at his explanation and began to plot making it self-fulfilling.
He took a W for not stealing the 3D printer when he could have locked it in though. A man of true content
He’s a Chad the entire length of a video.
Ludwig explaining Pokemon cards to Lily while Michael tries to stop the goat from eating paper is hilarious.
Can you show the time stamp?
@@kyleewoodward6230 10:10
Poki at the same time: stop trying to eat all the paperrr 😂😂
I thought ur joking but it was real lol
Ludwig staring at the camera and telling kids to search up shit is actually funny
24:56 i love how michael was ready to give the gift back but Ludwig was generous and kept the rod
Toast: gets a goat
John: that's a weird looking tarantula
Oh no, my arachnophobia
Thought it was a black widow
So happy. he's a great addiction to this group
@@jeffhappens1 Is this a drug house
Buddy the "Whats your APM" killed me XD
I could tell that lud was gonna get the fishing trip because he’s the only one that could make content out of it.
disguised toast on a fishing trip would be interesting
Ah.. mikel on a fishing trip
He needs to dust off the gas powered reel if he's going
Copium
Michael could also have made content out of it; he would have made some contraption that only lures in the biggest blue fin tuna and then trade it for a legit death ray instead of selling it for a million dollars.
the way scarra is making it feel like hia gift was revenge for the kayak
20:25 look at Scarra's heart breaking
I felt, and I genuinely mean it, really bad for him. It's obvious he put a lot of thought into it, and thought SOMEONE might enjoy it. Sadge.
he was the only one not smiling there, honestly feel so bad
Ludwig is an ass in this video
For real, Ludwig didn't have to be that mean calling it "dogshit"
it's his fault bringing that lame gift
The baby goat was instantly asserting dominance over the household.
The exact moment she walked in she asserted herself
Tf spoilers now they losing viewer retention smh
Spoiler alert
Nah its a tarantula
@@lol85007 rookie mistake of going into the comments before finishing the video.
Ludwig, explaining pokemon cards
Meanwhile, Michael is paniking while THE GOAT is eating paper
i was dying at that part
Time stamp pls
@@thehollow4491 10:13
The "My pet ate my assignment" is legit now haha
@@rynnawynne LOL thank you so much
As someone who has goats i hope the goat is taken care of well! Theyre quite fun if you know how to take care of them but they require alot of attention
Family used to own sheep and goats was pretty cool but man were they loud at times
I want to ask if the goat was stressed when it was brought up to the crowd?? Got a bit upset
@@nix-dv6hi It didn't seem like it, if it was stressed its ears would be straight back and it would be trying to run. Some people breed goats to be pets, thats probably the case here. It seems a bit confused or surprised at first then fine at the end when it realized it was getting pet and fed.
@@sunstavern thanks so much!! Thats good to know!
thank goodness the description says the goat was a rental. pets should never be gifts as they're a lifelong commitment.
19:30 cutest pout face lol
Ludwig: im gonna get the most value in this game
Also ludwig: ends with a fishing rod
Catch infinite fish --> Infinite value😎😎😎😎😎
@@DavidDumi this joke is totally underestimated
Fish = Food
Sell the Fish = Money
Lmao it's one of the most expensive items there though 😂 Plus it's resale value is still up 😋😂😂
1 blue fin tuna can go for around 40k so if he actually goes on the trip he could try selling the fish(assuming it's his property) for around 20k and still be up a shit ton of money. Although blue fin have been over fished over the years so I have mixed feelings about him actually catching one. Lots of issues with overfishing, bycatch and what not, environmentally speaking.
Michael: "how's your car?"
Jodi: "i dont have a car, i walk!"
Michael: *"How's your kneecaps?"*
savage
Time stamp?
@@FallSkyX .
@@FallSkyX 14:27
hows your sister
I feel like they are the perfect in between of close friends and family, I love the wholesomeness.
I was getting kind of worried about the goat gift for a second there. Thank god the description said it was just a rental! Animals should never be a gift unless the person was planning and getting ready for one for a long time. They are a commitment.
Poki: Who's Gift is left?
Michael: Oh mine
Poki: *flashbacks and sweats*
Stolen Comment ,_,
*A voice echoes in Poki's mind*
"... 55 gallons of crude oil!..."
Stolen Comment
“She chose the gift what a fu ing idiot”
@@theaverageman644 because nobody could possibly come up with the same easy joke
Can’t tell if Scarra’s getting these dad gifts to actually encourage his friends to enjoy nature or if he’s just fuckin with them
He’s probably trolling on purpose and maybe it’s necessary to make the video more interesting. From the video however, it looks like scarra might not have been ready enough to see everyone passing his gift as trash. His feelings might’ve been hurt a little but he has to deal with the consequences of the trolling. Sacrifice for a more entertaining video I guess.
@@AJ-jx5gm Yeah, I felt kind of bad for him. But why pink? 😅
@@AJ-jx5gm I think he was serious lmao
Is he the who gifted the kayak last time? He is so in to water activities
I feel bad for him. They are calling a fishing trip the worst gift and meanwhile there is that tacky little sculpture and goat they definitely dont have land or time to raise
I like how everyone has a flattering picture , except for Michael. He is the difinition of beauty, he doesn't need angles and lighting
This was so fun and funny! Syd and Jodi communicating telepathically cracked me up!
I like how Michael said he’d get a “good glass jar for you” to the Nami figurine
Time stamp???
@@lxsrvsqz 25:15
Love how no one got it
@@thediamondsunset Elaborate? o_o
based
The goat eating the paper whilst Michael fought it gave me 1000 years of extra life.
Time stamp?
10:13
@@kcalvinnoralac7742 10:12
Free pass to get 1000 years of death from a homie
Every one:The fishing rod is a shiti gift
Scarra:👁👄👁
16:10 I like the combination the pink fishing rod and the pink resparator
“John do you wannabe a good boyfriend?”
“She already told me she didn’t want it”
Good lad
1.6k likes and no comments Wow
@@andrewmilner3371 I don’t think it needs replies, it’s just a comment like any other
@@02o. ik but normally people got stuff to say. Just surprised me
Honestly who would want that necklace tho 😭 like sorry to him but it’s sooooo ugly like idk who got it but idk what they’re were thinking like necklace isn’t worth fighting for 💀
@@morgenteart7119 Yvonne brought it
Ludwig's face when they got the goat is just full of "I'm so glad I don't live here"
I love how everyone's profiles at 1:39 look good and well groomed, and then there's just Michael with his paper crown.
Notice that hes the only onr smiling
the goat immediately pissing and shidding is so fkn funny couldn't have scripted it better if they tried!
I love how Jodi and Syd just stare at each other like they communicating with their minds about the 3d printer
They are going to print a "guitar" if you know what I mean
Dude, I love the Son Lux profile picture! Super cool
@@milesendebrock373 Memento Mori
@@ized88 ??
The fishing trip was a better gift than they all realized. If it’s THAT expensive, it’s probably a ride on a pretty sweet boat, literally a free trip in the ocean that leads to at least a video, so it’s free content that will make them money.
Didn’t the misfits try that already and it got scrapped
@@jjging4308 the boat one with keemstar yeah but they ended up doing a fishing video anyway
Nah fishing rods are just expensive af
it's probably just a 1k fishing rod
Also not that long ago Mizkif, Esfand and erobb also did a fishing stream. I think Ludwig was acting it up for the audience, he got a great content opportunity
Holy shit, Lud just absolutely dying laughing in the background while the goat pisses and shits was so fucking funny
It's been 9 days and I've watched this and last year's video at least 200 times, the energy is what I hope to have in the future with my friends. You're all so aspiring and happy together and it shows that you're all such good friends. Whenever I watch your vids my faith in humanity is restored just for the sake of good friendships still existing. Please continue to do these videos together. They are fantastic.
Toast: “Slime, Atrioc, … that other guy”
RIP to stanz
Sadge my streamer got rolled again
always catching strays
Time stamp?
“L plus ratio plus ur bald plus the hood watches that other guy now”
o7
i love how poki was talking until she got the goat and then she was silent the whole time lol
She was busy petting the goat haha
Did she keep it?
@@zaneharris706 yes she did
Not a goat. It's a weird looking tarantula
thank god she did
dont come for my throat poki fans this is a joke thank you
Ludwig is going fishing, I gotta see that.
John: “that’s a weird looking tarantula” lmfao 😂😂😂
cannot believe that Lily immediately ripped the plastic off that box and dropped its value by like $200 instantly lmao
Valid point, counter argument: everybody in this video is a millionaire
@@jamesmullarkey7699 they can literally buy a new box for pocket change lol
@@jamesmullarkey7699 great counter argument, you've convinced me
Pepega Clap
Flushing $200 down the toilet
@@jamesmullarkey7699 many of them are but I don't think they all are.
Ludwig getting an NFT:
“You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”
John's comments are seriously underrated:
"That's a weird looking tarantula." 7:10
"Damn she eats fast! What's your APM? " 8:19
"NO WAYYY.... it's a BOX!" 9:10
Ludwig's underrated line (personally): 11:13
Ludwig: it's from shenzin!
Yvonne: What does that mean?
Ludwig: I don't know
poki's reaction to ludwigs joke at 3:43 was perfect
Scarra went kayak-ing so hard he came back with a fishing rod
LOL
Michael: *ends up with Nami figurine*
Michael: "I'm gonna get a great glass jar for this"
bro i thought i was the only one that caught that lmao
is this the reference i think it is... ?
@@jonathanroblerovelasquez1429 the cum jar
@@baddrawing4980 he did say he was gonna take great care of it...
Can you explain this please?
holy shit, ludwig's gifts were actually goated af and came from memories through his content. it looks like he memed a bit but actually put thought into it, respect to the mad lad
It was nice of you to bring in such a small creator like Lidwug for this. Honestly not a fan of the name, but he’s pretty funny!
Somehow, Ludwig always end on the worst end of the draw in most off his features in OTV videos yet makes them so entertaining
ludwig is fucking hilarious made the video from a 10/10 to a 20/10
There may have been something behind the scenes that we just don't know, but a drawing is in no way close to 1k.
Otherwise, it feels like Lily just didn't get anything and threw in a literal last second gift.
@@ITerrorFLY it would have been so funny if she had gotten a 1000$ NFT but I guess 6 hours of her drawing crazy stuff for you could be worth a grand
@@ITerrorFLY 6 hours of a big streamers time could def be worth 1000 dollar, make her stream while drawing and then put them up for sale as NFTS, would be interesting to see what itd go for.
Yeah not a fan of ludwig feels like he's hogging the camera time instead of like last Christmas where everyone had about the same ammount of spotlight
Ludwig is a true friend to offline TV. He took a bullet for Michael… good man.
tbh michael would've probably liked that gift knowing him
I love that they brought in Ludwig, he matches the energy so well
Props to lud for being a good sport at the end
props to scarra for putting up with all the fishing hate
Ludwig’s reactions to the goat shitting since it wasn’t his house was so fucking funny bro
Everyone starts laughing because they aren't the ones who'll have to clean it
@@JLucas-hz4vh they prob throw it away and buy a new one
@@berryly5085 thing is Mikel might legitimately fo that...
John reacting to toast's gift:
"thats a weird looking tarantula"
had me laughing 5 minutes straight XD
That was John
thats masayoshi bro
5:32 love that le mar skincare
i love it when toast brought in the goat and Masayoshi said: that's a weird looking tarantula
Michael: “I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you” MICHAEL NOOOOOOO
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS ☠️🥲
I WAS SCREAMING HAHAHAHA
I COMMENTED THIS BEFORE SCROLLING MORE. MICHAEL IS SUCH A MAD L A D
Michael: gets a fishing rod
Me: gets flashbacks
*BE FREE*
XDDD
First thing I thought of when I saw the fishing rod.
Splash!!
I'm surprised he didn't just say "thanks but *runs to get the fishing rod" I'VE GOT A BETTER ONE!"
Yeah he's not lifting a blue fin up theyre as big as great whites
jodi's reaction to the goat is actually the funniest this i love her
Her reaction was adorable
i laughed so hard when i watched Micheal try to prevent the goat from eating the paper
I love how Ludwig is sitting there talking about booster packs and Micheal is just casually losing to a goat in the background. I don’t care what anyone thinks. That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on this channel by far.
what was that paper the goat ate?
@@vinicastro9292 It's identification
Ludwig is such a great dude ngl, funny as hell, he just doesn't miss o7
Ludwig, stop using alts WeirdChamp
@@juliaxjulia 😂😂😂😂😂
Lud played the disappointment about the fishing trip off so well
25:18 😂 I love Michael’s sense of humour
Toast: “i have the tallest straw!”
Brodin: **shortest goes first**
🚨🚨🚨 AAAAAAHHHHH!!! 🚨🚨🚨 school is sooooo boring i am in 8th grate and its so boring i am having sucess on youtube so i think i will drop out of school. i dont have friends so i need your opinon ki
@Sophia Bianca its a troll ignore em, theyre not in 8th grade theyre just seeking attention
@@AxxLAfriku drop school and throw yourself off a balcony 👍 don't forget to film it and post it for immediate clout
i love how Michael had a respirator after the goat emptied itself
Emptied omfg
10:11 micheall and the goat fighting in the background made me shed a tear
I'm sorry but Toast I just imagine having the most boring look on his face the entire time but having the time of his life during Disney 😂❤️
10:12 Ludwig being a nerd about Pokemon cards while Michael loses his head in the background with the goat just eating random stuff had me rolling lmao
Lily taking her commissions back is the most artist-move I’ve ever seen 😂👏🏼
Can’t wait to see the content as they show us using their new gifts hopefully
1 year passed by so fast, was here last year and now too, most rememberable part was about Michael buying barrel's of oil.
13:48 poki: whose gift is left? Michael: mine Poki: flashbacks from last year
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear max
Wtf
@@phyzentrix4027 ignore em they seeking attention
That's the several drums of oil, isn't it?
@@UniqueliAnimationsSN I think the person changed the whole comment so the first reply doesn't make sense
“Hopefully you get a better gift.”
It’s ok Ludwig there are other fishes in the sea
Dude 😂
I like how every so often you can see Michael fighting the goat in the background
Love ludwig, can't wait for that fishing trip!
"Im gonna get a great glass jar" Michael is a man of culture.
Omg it just dawned on me xD
Michael is just 100% culture itself.
The underrated line of this episode is "I'm going to get a nice glass jar for this"
-Micheal reeves
Oh jeez I just now realized what he meant by that.
I dont get it, I'm dumb lol. Someone pls explain it
@@JoeMama-sd4et you really don't need to know
@@sethgleason7611 i actually have an assumption of what this meant, but I'll take ur advice
@@JoeMama-sd4et in the ol' days of 4chan, people placed my little pony figurines in jars and filled them with forbidden mayonnaise
Mad bro respect to lud, man
The fishing charter is a great, really creative gift! Im surprised they thought it was bad.. i never would of thought of that
OTV’s White Elephant is my a Christmas Present every year.
“Is my a”
2nd year it's happened...
@@uzkzowz9412 my aballs
My a hee my a hoo
Jodi and Syd's silent communication was so cute LOL
"Im gonna get a great glass jar for you"
MICHAEL NO!
I love that the background music is A Very Mogul Christmas. The true reason Ludwig was on this video /hj
Michaels unbridled joy whenever his gift ends up being chosen gives me life
copied comment from WonkyWombat lol
“Your so good with your rod you make fish come” This is why OTV needs Lud around
Rewatching and noticing Poki’s face when he said that
I never knew I had that medieval arena in common with Michael. I had the good fortune to go there when I was younger only once when we were in Florida for a Disney trip. My parents knew I loved medieval knights and warfare and they took me. That is a core memory for me. Place was dope.
I would love to see lugwig actually go on that fishing trip and learn how to cut such an expensive fish, maybe drag offlinetv on the trip :P
Michael: “I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you”
Me: *war flashbacks intensify*
i get what the jar means but why is it a war flashback? /gen
@@justinehercthehuman6941 oil
@@zeal086 nope its a cum jar reference
@@zeal086 no, the mlp jar reference
@@revandewaputra4239 oh right i havent seen the vid in a year lol i only remember the big ass can of oil mb
I hope they actually do take care of the goat responsibly :0 it isn’t as easy as a cat for sure.
I think she was borrowed, not bought. Either that or Toast had planned what to do with the goat if someone doesn't really want her.
me too, just saw some goats IRL today :D
Also they're filthy stinking rich, they have all the resources needed to take care of it properly, and if it's too much effort they can just pay someone to.
My grandpa had goats when I was a kid, they're pretty simple to take care of if you have a garden + a shed for them the winter. They just eat, poop and that's basically it. They really don't require much attention like cat's or dogs, basically if they're fed, they're happy. And then you eat them ;)
@@selv6502 that nice comment took a bit of a turn at the end
Seeing Michael struggle with the goat at 10:13 is fun to watch
I wonder if Lud ever got to use the fishing trip. That would make for a good episode of The Yard.
When someone said "Thats a weird-looking tarantula" when poki got the goat actually made me lose my shit for like 3 minutes straight. I cant believe the WHOLE ser just ignored it or missed it
It's John's voice
”I’m gonna get a great glass jar for you”
Words said moments before disaster
I'm really glad someone else caught that
went straight to the comment section as soon as I heard that lmao
What does this even mean
@@someoneinthecrowd c** jar
If I had a friend like Lily and I got a gift for 6 hours worth of art, I'd be having them design my next tattoo.