FR : C'est parce que notre vin est bien meilleur ! ^^ Allez, ne pleurez pas les amateurs, on va vous aider à vous remettre sur les cartes, c'est bien parce qu'on aime se prendre une raclée par les All Blacks ! Salutations depuis la France ! ^^ EN : It's because our wine is much better ! ^^ It's OK, do not cry the amateurs, we are going to help you to recover on maps, that's good because we like getting a beating by All Blacks ! Greetings from France ! ^^
Old Zealand is on every map shown in this clip, because they don't form a threat for the rest of the world. No rugby, no wine... and even its citizens understand why tourists wouldn't visit it. It's a province of The Netherlands. New Zealand was named after three heaps of mud with a bunch of sheep on it, floating uninhabitably in the North Sea until the Dutch build a wall around them. Now it's a polder of little significance.
I'm gonna contact our secretary of state and inform the education ministry that they'll find land when they're digging through the earth center to the other side of the world. Greetings from Germany ;-)
You do realise New Zealand is made up of five main islands The North Island, the South Island (AKA the Mainland), Stewart Island, the Eastern Island (More commonly called Chatham Island), and the Western Island (sometimes called Australia).
LoL "I've been searching the internets for the last 30 seconds"
Ok, that's it. I'm drawing New Zealand on every map I get my hands on myself.:) Love and support from Serbia :)
Best wishes from Poland
This is awesome! Says a lot about a country if you can get the Prime Minister to do a cool promotional video :)
it means shes not busy
Love that it's forcibly subtitled.
Brilliant. Inspirational demonstration of humor and creativity. Thank you... and for part 2 as well. Pitch perfect.
Cracked up at this! God, I love our country. This is so relatable. xDD
What a beautiful country ..I will visit it
But where is it? Can't find it on any map.
The Viertelvordrei ..New Zealand in my heart
Just heard about this from ETC Show, lets make New Zealand Great Again! Support from the US... ;)
Love it! Best wishes from Auckland. Chur
I'll draw New Zealand on any map I find!
New Zealanders creators! WOOHOOO! 🙌
FR : C'est parce que notre vin est bien meilleur ! ^^ Allez, ne pleurez pas les amateurs, on va vous aider à vous remettre sur les cartes, c'est bien parce qu'on aime se prendre une raclée par les All Blacks ! Salutations depuis la France ! ^^
EN : It's because our wine is much better ! ^^ It's OK, do not cry the amateurs, we are going to help you to recover on maps, that's good because we like getting a beating by All Blacks ! Greetings from France ! ^^
Don’t panic team I’m sharing the sights of NZ on my channel. I’m right behind this...well kind of coming in from the side 😂
Jacinda, she is so clever as usual
Too right!
*pure*
I agree!
SNIPER NEEDS JUSTICE
Don't wanna complain but Tasmania is missing in quite a few maps as well...
Does anyone know what music is playing in the video?? Thanks!
Love this! Jacinda is awesome
These maps keep missing Tasmania as well! #ItsAConspiracy 😂😂😂
in january till middle of february 2019 I will search NZ, no tourist stream in Australia and Europe!! Uwe from Germany
At 1:43 I can’t find a single country that’s the same as before
Belgium Will never forget the kiwi's
Thank you...
*what else for New Zealand?? and what happened to Old Zealand?*
I'm wondering what happened to Oldcastle myself.
Old Zealand is on every map shown in this clip, because they don't form a threat for the rest of the world. No rugby, no wine... and even its citizens understand why tourists wouldn't visit it.
It's a province of The Netherlands. New Zealand was named after three heaps of mud with a bunch of sheep on it, floating uninhabitably in the North Sea until the Dutch build a wall around them. Now it's a polder of little significance.
What is it with islands! The mapmakers keep leaving our Canadian High Arctic islands off as well, just putting mainland Canada on the maps! Go Kiwis!
I'm gonna contact our secretary of state and inform the education ministry that they'll find land when they're digging through the earth center to the other side of the world. Greetings from Germany ;-)
Rivalry of the British Commonwealth's.
I think Rhys is on to somethink.
I know New Zeeland have a flag, but is it real place? I've never seen it.
1:56 subtitles say "bigger THEN we thought." - not a native speaker, but isnt this wrong?
In NZ, sex comes after five.
Yes, it should be THAN. But New Zealanders seem to pronounce both words the same way. That probably confused the person who typed the subtitles.
Phillip Ramm no
I know him from somewhere. Cant remember. I think a movie or tv show
Ah got it. THE YES MAN movie with jim carrey
Flight of the Conchords.
Jumanji!
What We do In The Shadows, Hunt For The Wilderpeople, The Boat That Rocked...
Google maps supports New Zeland
It's just a branding problem. Try renaming NZ the 'East Australian Islands'
That is great!
You do realise New Zealand is made up of five main islands The North Island, the South Island (AKA the Mainland), Stewart Island, the Eastern Island (More commonly called Chatham Island), and the Western Island (sometimes called Australia).
If NZ is a country of hard subs I'm going to start removing it from any maps I can find.
Didn't know Will Paterson was an actor.
New Zealand is like Molise it's a myth xD
You guys are taking this the wrong way. Think about it: if they don't have you on a map and they can't find you... YOU'RE FREE!
You might be on to somethink.
classic momo
Hahaha, subtitles!
Rubber chicken in the background!!!! 0:27
2:33 This is certainly a normal thing to pronounce 'something' as 'somethink' ;)
like
We live under a doom. Flat earth....!??!??
Apparently I'm the only person for years to of disliked this video
Too bad this is a dead dead meme, like 2015 were talking about.
Why does it matter if a meme is old? Aren't you guys always going on about how old movies are better than new ones?
Embarrassed that the PM of New Zealand says 'somethink' uuuughhhh
oh please!!! who are you the language police - i mean get a life!!!!
I don't need a life, I have a fantastic and lucrative career as a language policewoman.
Does anyone say "fush and cheeps" ?
Rhys Darby is a blight on NZ and doesn't have to work hard to always play the unfunny, annoying git.