50 Ways to Fail in Super Mario 3D Land

After the HUGE success of my first 50 ways to fail video, LEGO City Undercover, I decided to look at making another one from a different game. And now here we are, 13 months later, once again taking inspiration from Jake Eyes' 50 Ways to Die in Minecraft.
No way will I ever be as good as him, nor am I trying to be. But I've got a great history with 50WTDIM, so I guess you could say it's an expression of recognition?
The "Failure" joke at the very end is a reference to the fact that at time of writing, I still haven't been able to complete the last level, W8-👑, and it's the only one I haven't completed in the game (obviously).