When There's An Active Shooter During The Government ShutDown

[@BravoTwo1]

"All ya damn organs gon shift when I hit you with this four fifth.."😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@joshuajohnson5317]

Justin Torres That was funny

[@devorizer5959]

Shooter had barz fr 😭😭😭

[@wristlock3596]

Lmao for reals!

[@thebraveone5095]

Hahhaaaa

[@katahirokazumi3399]

Yoo i died when he said that

[@shadownexusxdoac8634]

This man had more bars than every single song on the radio this year 😂😂😂😂

[@DeViceCrimsin_]

Facts

[@MapleGamerKid]

its still only January

[@carlossaldana3962]

Its late April and this statement still holds up

[@ChrisToTheSkies]

It is currently August and that statement continues to be accurate.

[@j.t.12mf32]

*_bullshit_*

[@Banksinatra_]

"I aint gettin paid that mean i aint getting laid nd somebody about to get sprayed" lmfao dying

[@MrRobman2009]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenrock6136]

same.lmaoo

[@looinrims]

*”You work for free like your ancestors, Tyrone!”*

[@geoanalytics1983]

The Looinrims Bahahah funny ain’t it

[@mikeruck2888]

"Come on man you know I'm a fucking pussy" 💀

[@stevengreen9536]

@The Looinrims I would have had to cuss him out for that one.

[@WarInHD]

"Tyrone, come on guys, Tyrone Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone"

[@raquelr8775]

That's the part that had me LOL. :'D

[@SrChalice]

I too started to cheer along when that happened. I too am part of the problem 😞

[@steventowler7588]

(John Williams' "Theme From Superman")

[@Mikek88]

“Come on man you know I’m a fucking pussy”

[@malikmcneese8458]

Lmaoo

[@salam14111]

soldier humor is strong

[@inquisitorfederov5470]

uncyke the best!

[@Triumph2024.]

You know what they say, 'There's funny..and then there's Army funny.'

[@gruntsrus9444]

Nisano the force is strong my son

[@carlmosby1582]

"Come on Tyrone lighten up.... your skin color" 🤣🤣🤣

[@fred-d-boss]

I'm black and that shut had me dead 😂😂😂

[@cappuccinosnephew1382]

Michael Jackson:

[@seanm7539]

This is messed up

[@seanm7539]

But funny as fuck 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheHiLiteShow7]

Lmaooo

[@TravelingwithJose]

I'm in the Navy, I might not get paid anytime soon, and I still gotta go in Monday. This made my day!

[@coffeeblack370]

Traveling with Jose same here man.

[@legion7466]

Traveling with Jose yup all military members don't get paid during government shutdown. Thank the dems I'm pissed

[@robinpohl2702]

Private LaRue I live in Germany, what's going on ?

[@legion7466]

Robin Pohl The U.S. had a government shutdown.

[@legion7466]

Robin Pohl So the military is not getting paid and a lot of soldiers are being sent home from training

[@DeViceCrimsin_]

Shit got a bit too real at the end but still funny af.
"I ain't got paid. Which means I ain't got laid. And someone bout to get sprayed!" - Basically the grim reapers nursery ryhm

[@WarInHD]

"By the way there's 2 in the bathroom, uhhh 3 in the breakroom, and uhhh about 4 other's underneath this damn desk over here"

[@spooky4223]

sry but it sounds alot like Rainbow six

[@Rhinosaurfish]

Omg you're right. Vigil in the Bathroom, Tachanka is under the desk and obviously Pulse and Cav are in the breakroom.

[@hazmatt3250]

You’ve been spotted.

[@fonzarelly8011]

when you get team killed and start reporting to opp in party chat

[@azurmax1124]

OPFOR LAST OPERATOR STANDING

[@isayhuhbadly2643]

He hit the deck so hard his socks and shoes didn't stay on LMAO

[@mUND33PS]

"I ain't gettin paid, that mean I ain't gonna get laid, and somebody bout to get sprayed" best part lol

[@adonismlowery]

Who see he ain't wearing shoes at work when he hit the deck lmfao

[@TXejas19]

Adonis Lowery hahaha, I've been know to take mine off

[@adonismlowery]

TXejas19 Lol

[@Marinealver]

As a "Contractor" that get paid less than actual "employees", there are times where I feel this is exactly how I am going to let it play down when shit hits the fan. First I am going to get me some popcorn, then I'll be pointing all of them out.

[@Asgardians3t]

bruh ik u lyin bro cuz contractors get paid way more than the people who r actually in the military lol wut u talking bout

[@123DOWNUNDER890]

The lyrics the shooter was spiting was actually kind of dope

[@Oh-uk5ee]

*all the other kids with the pumped up kicks*

[@vaasg5667]

better run better run faster than my bullet

[@francosamericanmusings1560]

Haha

[@Metal92990]

"I ain't getting paid, that mean I ain't gonna get laid, somebody's bout to get sprayed."
Oh Lord.

[@jkresz9606]

Your skits are what get me out of bed in the morning.

[@JasonHernandez1105]

Jokes are getting dark! (no Pun intended)

[@flamecranium7787]

Jason Hernandez #PunIntended

[@bogustoast22none25]

#PunIntended

[@abigmonster8457]

@Ambrose Burnside your skin color

[@Triumph2024.]

Hiiyyooo!!

[@manictiger]

Black humor matters.

[@17aharris]

He said fuck this I'm out

[@no-zk1uy]

I literally cried... From laughing!!!! *clap clap*

[@TheRealAmerica1776]

Shout out to all the brothers out there not getting paid

[@aconcernedcitizen5852]

Thank's dude I'm white btw

[@americanfirst913]

“If you got families you gonna die first” LMFAO that’s so messed up it’s funny

[@anonymousreactions2803]

This dude just did a whole damn concert😂😂

[@TheGiftof7PRESENTS]

Dap👊🏽🎶 LoL.
U.S. Army Veteran
12 1/2 years Honorable Service

[@chavy8193]

"GOD BLESS BROTHA" LOL

[@bobjazzman9038]

Damn is it wrong to laught????? Nah fuck dat.

[@niagra898]

Bob Jazzman ya-it fucking is ya da dumb fuck.

[@niagra898]

David Suttles Jr. Well prob because you can relate to being a coward..personally I’ve unsubbed this channel.

[@niagra898]

Manny Bedolla Wtf was funny about this..please enlighten me.I did a couple tours in the Army-I fail to find the amusement.

[@mannybedolla5699]

niagra898 its just funny if you have a sense of humour thats like his and aloy of other people we all know what his humours like just getthe fuck off his videos

[@niagra898]

Manny Bedolla I’ve *no* idea what you just said,completely incoherent.

[@zxtek4975]

How I yearn for this type of jokes sometimes 🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@youngandenlisted698]

I knew the shutdown would be ok, because yusha would have a video about it right after 😂

[@doctorplagus7138]

You are my spirit animal. Will be watching this while working yet another effing gov shutdown. Thank you for the morale boost.

[@tamannajahan1638]

"who in here got families gonna die today first" 😂😂

[@angelbeats71]

IKR! So messed up! Smh.😅

[@airbornefister1834]

Respect us now lmao...Only when they need their A$$ saved....

[@thereaperofthelostsouls4901]

Airborne Fister that is the best fucking name, much respect.

[@airbornefister1834]

The Reaper of the Lost Souls Thank You.....Respect...

[@thereaperofthelostsouls4901]

Airborne Fister Thanks

[@tool3142]

A nice coincidence

[@maurio3855]

"Go over there and do a combat move on him"😂😂😂

[@coachworthy_]

Man his laugh gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@animenitro2932]

If they knew tyrone was a sellout this would have played out differently

[@1flaboi758]

😂😂 Sooo not right but funny as hell!! "Umm it two in the break room...." 😂😂👍

[@theshinxgirl]

"I ain't getting paid, that means I ain't gon get laid, which means somebody bout to get sprayed"-
best one-liner 2018

[@theshinxgirl]

holy shit he dropping more bars than I thought

[@Darren_117]

"I ain't gettin paid,that means i aint gon get laid,and someones bouta get sprayed" lmao

[@ferretzim8694]

Only thing missing is if he was a sergeant and you just hear "but Sarge!" in the background when he rats them out.

[@lyn9264]

These videos are always quality.

[@stafforddavis5638]

That mask tho 👴🏻! “I’ma slash and dash and bust a hole in yo azz.” I’m ded.

[@amymor7]

The shooter got bars lol

[@loco_mopowa_los]

I watched this about 10 times lol

[@django7762]

So politicians get paid but me and all my friends in the Army don't. See y'all at PT Monday ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[@ThePunisher-mg5cy]

Django 776 the little dude is tyyyyt

[@theawesomeoone6]

If you’re in the army you still get paid

[@django7762]

@@theawesomeoone6 this was 2 years ago lmaooo

[@noticks9010]

"If ya got a family u dying first"

[@Username-or9nr]

This just became relevant

[@RalphTho]

Actual facts. Lol

[@rogeliorodriguez7289]

When I pull this gat, yall gonna splat, thank a democrat, #hahfkdat

[@deltasquad8817]

Haha

[@timothypryear9712]

You can tell you’ve never been in the military

[@thejackbox]

@@timothypryear9712?

[@blakhawk999]

666 likes. The devil shall rise again.

[@brrrr9165]

Timothy Pryear how can you tell exactly? There’s all sorts of idiots in the military lol

[@ausinasmith96]

"I ain't getting paid, that means I ain't getting layed and someone bout to get sprayed!" Lmfao😂

[@beggerstager]

This guy must be a platoon leader cuz he knows where everyone's at

[@markbyers4435]

“God bless” I’m weak!!

[@RlCESTER]

Y dat shooter sound like hes been rehearsing Muhammad Ali styled poetry trash talk lines b4 he came XD

[@gabbie3174]

The “I ❤️ bingo” hat is sending me bro🤣

[@angelesvaldez8842]

"It's good to be black!" lol I ain't heard that since I was in line for my last bean pie purchase at a mosque in Oakland lol

[@alienunicorn4178]

That rhyming robber lol 🤣

[@marianotalavera8494]

"I was gonna quit anyway." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@smartin23964]

That's hilarious, but I ALMOST feel guilty laughing at it! 😂

[@B-MoreCity]

Yup this is some cold shit I would do too. I would tell that shooter where everyone hiding just before he let me roll up out of there. 🤣

[@Thatbasedcat]

Yusha didn’t wear shoes to work. 🤣 👞

[@yadad7078]

👞👞 👞👞👞

[@AngelCintiaRockgirl]

NICE!!!!! He dimes all his co-workers out.

[@JV-DONJOSE]

That reminds me of the Dave cheppelle skit of the terrorist in the Plane. Made me laugh. Keep them coming.

[@keownthomas9090]

That laugh gets me every time 1:24

[@grantmccaskill8567]

Oh no I don’t want to die 😂 😂

[@zrosix2240]

“The media don’t give a fuck about us” lol ok

[@thebeesechurger751]

The only crime here is that Tyrone ratted everyone out before the Asian could

[@nana-of8yu]

Lmao!!! This would be me🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂

[@culig1997]

Love the dark humor lol

[@sonofatlas1372]

The first 13 seconds had me on the floor!!

[@JaYzWrExX]

Can't afford shoes during government shutdown ...

[@rykehuss3435]

Either that or he hit the deck so fast that his shoes and socks came off

[@wd-type9643]

*when the government was only down for a few hours 😂*

[@Zagizone]

You won't get away with this TYRON!!! xD

[@MikeDaddy]

Lmao the fact that he was ryming

[@crossloveslife]

Suddenly relevant again

[@elvilx3262]

Lol that's what I'm talking about. Fuck that hero shit 😂

[@OctaviaMealody]

Relevant video right now

[@frogglen6350]

"Tyrone.....Come on guys! Tyrone, Tyrone......"
lmao

[@onekingdom1955]

Amazing work

[@rogerhughes2143]

Make fun of him then beg him to save you.. so he straight left yo asses🤣🤣🤣

[@ethano512]

this, this is a work of art

[@edspencer7121]

OH YEAH!! Tyrone just left the building and Karma just stepped in..........😆😆😆😉

[@mrbeakley4538]

I cant stop staring at the stains on his shirt. 😂

[@on2wheels378]

Hahaha. Thanks for the upload Sarnt.

[@therockobama3018]

Dam tyrone snitched on everybody 😂😂

[@phantomelite426]

Why does the guy with the gun sound like Muhammad Ali?

[@steventowler7588]

It was pretty sweet when the Theme from Superman started playing but a bit of a letdown when Tyrone turned into a blue falcon :P

[@leslieportell3764]

Lighten up.... Your skin color😂😂😂

[@ulsurscur3124]

Leslie Portell best part lol

[@justeb6612]

Damn Bingo Hat 😂

[@BronzePhantom]

Lol the part where he said don't you got combat moves. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertlaw4073]

OK, so don't nobody else think that shooter sound like Bullhorn from Black Dynamite?

[@iknowyou393]

Best video since the recruiter video. Look at you, lookin like a whole snack.

[@donniehill3952]

“ The media don’t give a fuck about me “ hahahahah

[@Andrewlang90]

“C’mon, do a combat move!!”

[@MrEliteWaver]

Aye u hell for that! Lol true tho, I just wants my check when it's all said and done so they gotta figure this ish out!

[@RealSkelzore]

Loving the dark humor.

[@FonixFire]

🤣🤣 if everyone had military humor. We would all get along.

[@awilliespike]

Man love these videos

[@kanemasters7236]

This videos gonna get so much heat 😂

[@henryhoneybadger2947]

Why he sound like Rick James 😂

[@INSIGHTCO]

Brother you got bars!

[@3rdstrike551]

Tyyyrone, come on guys, Tyyyrone.

[@basbalfrk]

The mask reminds me of the bank robbers from Point Break.