Waking Up From a Coma in 2022

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  • @SSPENGUIN1
    @SSPENGUIN1 Рік тому +3896

    You went from a comedian to a free speech warrior, to a culture warrior and now you're a common sense warrior

  • @jeffrockwell5869
    @jeffrockwell5869 Рік тому +1772

    "If you're going to tell people the truth, make them laugh. Otherwise they'll kill you." ~ Oscar Wilde

    • @renzaldarevil2244
      @renzaldarevil2244 Рік тому +4

      It's just the same, but the answer is correct but ironicaly incorrect🥲

    • @privatear2001
      @privatear2001 Рік тому +12

      WOW!!! the best quote i've seen in some time!!!

    • @cosmiclaw1280
      @cosmiclaw1280 Рік тому +8

      @@privatear2001 yup i needed to hear that quote.

    • @CONEHEADDK
      @CONEHEADDK Рік тому +3

      Imagine if Rushdie had a self defence mindset, and just had knocked the dude out with a single punch.. Anyone forcing them self onto you, is game..

    • @tigertough5164
      @tigertough5164 Рік тому +3

      @@CONEHEADDK agreed .. he had 38 years to prepare

  • @valeriemelendez5860
    @valeriemelendez5860 Рік тому +1308

    “People have blue hair now?”
    Yes
    “Does it look good?”-
    His response 🤣 BEST EVER

    • @JELA78
      @JELA78 Рік тому +14

      I literally choked on my coffee. Hahaha

    • @robertlehnert4148
      @robertlehnert4148 Рік тому +21

      "Violet will be an appropriate color for hair when brunette is an appropriate color for flowers"-- Fran Liebowitz, circa 1989

    • @steveryan1799
      @steveryan1799 Рік тому +1

      lol

    • @tanneredge9774
      @tanneredge9774 Рік тому +4

      @@robertlehnert4148 wow. I love that.

    • @adrianamaclennan7832
      @adrianamaclennan7832 Рік тому +1

      Right?????

  • @camschells
    @camschells Рік тому +448

    I woke up from a coma in 2019... I couldn't imagine if it woulda lasted 3 years longer 💀

    • @richmondboahene6536
      @richmondboahene6536 Рік тому

      Just move out of the west

    • @anwaransari1025
      @anwaransari1025 Рік тому +20

      When did you went to coma?

    • @ZE.brigitte
      @ZE.brigitte 11 місяців тому +6

      I hope thing got better

    • @Stinky93
      @Stinky93 11 місяців тому +16

      waking up right before it gets crazy

    • @IchCharacter
      @IchCharacter 7 місяців тому +1

      It wouldn't, they'd probably have kicked you out because the Wu Flu was so very apocalyptic!

  • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
    @Frosty_tha_Snowman Рік тому +456

    If I woke up from a coma in this world I'd go put myself back in it.

  • @ancient_hulk
    @ancient_hulk Рік тому +291

    "Freedom of speech isn't a thing anymore", so true it hurts a bit

    • @monotech20.14
      @monotech20.14 Рік тому +1

      I guess you don't know how freedom of speech works. You have freedom of speech YOU DON'T have the right to be heard. Also I thought rightwingers were all about the free market.

    • @ancient_hulk
      @ancient_hulk Рік тому

      @@monotech20.14 we arent the ones in your progressive mecca Canada having people arrested for mis pronouning people. Keep pushing us from all sides though, I'm sure that is going to work out for you in the long run.

    • @ancient_hulk
      @ancient_hulk Рік тому +3

      @@monotech20.14 as a matter of fact looking at your obviously trollish behavior, blocking is just the better step.

    • @fractalfondue
      @fractalfondue Рік тому

      You are clearly misunderstood. Facebook and UA-cam are private entities that don’t guarantee the right to free speech. That hurt you’re feeling is probably your small brain.

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 Рік тому +1

      Yeah it's nuts

  • @sarahelo9656
    @sarahelo9656 Рік тому +305

    This is so relevant to me because I was born in 2003. I’ve slowly seen the downward spiral of America and it’s so saddening. My childhood was the last normal childhood in America

    • @ryanwitwickifaddegon4291
      @ryanwitwickifaddegon4291 Рік тому +28

      Early 2000s and 2010s we're the best times. 2020s is the worst decade.

    • @carolinaamnell5577
      @carolinaamnell5577 Рік тому +24

      If you are sad for the downward spiral you witnessed being born in 2003 imagine those of us, born in the 70's. I feel I got trapped in a parallel universe. And yes, the 70s and 80s were great

    • @pyrowolfcb4086
      @pyrowolfcb4086 Рік тому +7

      Fortunately as a 2005er I was not messed up. But so many people I know are so I guess i just got lucky.

    • @ryanwitwickifaddegon4291
      @ryanwitwickifaddegon4291 Рік тому +5

      @Solur I was born in 95, so I remember some, happy days.

    • @Kunigunda897
      @Kunigunda897 Рік тому +4

      @@ryanwitwickifaddegon4291, funny I also born in 95, but at that time I think we were a bit behind of the western Europe or other advanced countries, so I could enjoy simplicity more, but now we catched up, although still there isn't as much madness as in USA or other westernised countries. By brother borne in 2005, when I told him about my childhood he said that it's unfortunate that he didn't born earlier.

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Рік тому +314

    "People with blue hair will get really mad at you now!" - That's literally the modern world in a nutshell 😤

    • @sawdust8691
      @sawdust8691 Рік тому +16

      -People have blue hair now!
      -Does it look good?
      -No.

    • @Accidental_Warrior
      @Accidental_Warrior Рік тому +6

      I had blue hair once. Then a take out place in London put man juice in my curry. I quit all take out and stuck to platinum blonde. Never again.

    • @StevieObieYT
      @StevieObieYT Рік тому +4

      @@Accidental_Warrior That's gross. But you shouldn't be attacked over it. Sorry that happened to you. Whenever I see someone with blue hair, I just immediately think "Well she's definitely batsh*t crazy!" it's best to just avoid those types altogether. Ya know?

    • @InterstellarDreams
      @InterstellarDreams Рік тому +2

      Pink haired, soon to be purple haired, anti SJW, here! It's been blue, cyan and green in the past, as well. Not to mention countless different combinations of colors, over the last 15 years.. Don't fear us! Some of us are just undercover. Or like weird hair. :D

    • @StevieObieYT
      @StevieObieYT Рік тому +1

      @@InterstellarDreams Hahah yeah, glad to have you on our side. Working undercover. Like a boss. Ahah! 🥸

  • @varangiantactical8843
    @varangiantactical8843 Рік тому +2608

    When he said, "The civil war is being fought on a psychological level but I'm hoping it progresses to the physical" I felt that in my soul.

    • @jessymfwilson
      @jessymfwilson Рік тому +1

      I'm ready when you are man!

    • @senister14
      @senister14 Рік тому +52

      I read your comment with my soul.

    • @kramrollin69
      @kramrollin69 Рік тому +15

      @hi My souls are wearing out....I need to be Re-souled.

    • @beatythomas
      @beatythomas Рік тому +1

      if you thumb this comment up you go to the top of the fbi watchlist

    • @kittycat8222
      @kittycat8222 Рік тому +18

      I have strong desires from my soul to do things. We can’t say then here👁👅👁

  • @peachycream
    @peachycream 10 місяців тому +31

    Remember when we were kids and we went into imaginary play but came back to reality....it's the other way round 😂😂😂

  • @WhoCaresBruh
    @WhoCaresBruh 10 місяців тому +53

    This video is too real it’s almost kinda depressing how spot on he got a lot of this.

  • @greggwilson492
    @greggwilson492 Рік тому +1714

    JP is a satirical genius

    • @ritab-c492
      @ritab-c492 Рік тому +18

      Hits the nail on the head every time.

    • @JS-Jms
      @JS-Jms Рік тому +5

      Agree 👍

    • @davide2711
      @davide2711 Рік тому +10

      That's not satire

    • @joshmilligan7682
      @joshmilligan7682 Рік тому +1

      JP.... the other end of the controlled spectrum of propaganda designed to steer emotions and perspective... they control all of the narrative...

    • @keegan959
      @keegan959 Рік тому +12

      Stuff like this used to be satire

  • @johnstewart579
    @johnstewart579 Рік тому +341

    "making sense isn't something we really do anymore" and "did I mention blue haired people?" Thank you JP

  • @TonOfHam
    @TonOfHam Рік тому +139

    From "woke" to "awakened", it's a beautiful thing to see unfold.

  • @richardcardinale7152
    @richardcardinale7152 Рік тому +76

    Jp you are exceptional. Full of respect for you. The video would have been perfect if you would have offered him bugs, and death assistance when he said he wanted to go back into a coma.

    • @zeppelinmexicano
      @zeppelinmexicano Рік тому

      They are not "bugs". They are insectisoids and full of amazing protein. Besides that they are patented GMO and will make Bill Gates billions. So do your duty. Fry 'em up with lots of Omega 6 fats and then kiss your arse goodbye.

  • @laur131306
    @laur131306 Рік тому +5656

    If I were in a coma and woke up in 2022, I'd have no other choice than to beg them to knock me back out 😫🤣 you're the best JP!!

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому +6

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @Savedandsealed77
      @Savedandsealed77 Рік тому +18

      Right??!!!!

    • @horhaygonzalas3025
      @horhaygonzalas3025 Рік тому +29

      LOL. I BELIEVE YOU. CONSIDERING WHAT IS GOING ON.

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 Рік тому +1

      Ho ho ho
      Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings.
      God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone.
      Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone.
      In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone.
      Ho ho ho.
      First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.)
      Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
      Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs:
      American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone.
      Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right?
      John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.

  • @MysteriousMarsupial
    @MysteriousMarsupial Рік тому +467

    JP, the Oracle of our Age

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому +2

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @mikenixon2401
      @mikenixon2401 Рік тому +4

      Now in my 67th year I just tell people I'm from a different century. It kind of helps.

    • @planetxwatcher9712
      @planetxwatcher9712 Рік тому +2

      Ever look up what Oracle is? More truth in that statement then any others on YT

  • @Bayen737
    @Bayen737 10 місяців тому +7

    5:22 "That doesn't make any sense.."
    "You're getting it!"
    😂😂

  • @ndub.welder89
    @ndub.welder89 Рік тому +16

    Dude, you are spot on every time! Thank you for sayin it like it is, ya know, without actually saying it.

  • @ghostcloudmusic6867
    @ghostcloudmusic6867 Рік тому +768

    The part that made me laugh the most: “but didn’t journalists expose their lies, so people could see the truth?”

    • @jimmycampbell78
      @jimmycampbell78 Рік тому +58

      Not when they are also on the payroll.

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 Рік тому +10

      No the peddled them

    • @rahn45
      @rahn45 Рік тому +24

      "Did you know journalists have easily hurt feelings?"
      "Huh?"
      "And that anything that hurts their feelings they just don't report on, or they report the opposite of what's happening?"
      "That doesn't sound like journalism at all!"

    • @JtubeisJpropagandafront
      @JtubeisJpropagandafront Рік тому +12

      Thinking journalists exposed lies is kinda laughable, they’ve mostly been liars over the last at least 100 years. Whoever told the truth got at least fired by their boss or assassinated. They select the “good” journalists and ultimately all we have now is “good” journalists
      Journalists basically don’t give a sh*t about the ppls opinion, they follow their boss because they follow the money. You see, the problem is the journalists’ opinion is basically a reflection of the opinion of their boss.
      “Whoever controls the media, controls the mind” implies the public opinion is a reflection of the opinion of “the media “ which is owned by the real owners of this country/ world.

    • @sthubbins4038
      @sthubbins4038 Рік тому +4

      JP lies to you every day, but at least he's not a journalist!

  • @jeremystone4139
    @jeremystone4139 Рік тому +307

    I can always count on this channel to make me laugh... When I should be crying out in anger. What a world we live in.

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 Рік тому

      Ho ho ho
      Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings.
      God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone.
      Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone.
      In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone.
      Ho ho ho.
      First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.)
      Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
      Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs:
      American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone.
      Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right?
      John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.

    • @bobbyd9319
      @bobbyd9319 Рік тому +6

      Yes he is getting better and better. Or maybe the material is getting easier to find! Either way the truth is funny !

    • @hasuo9749
      @hasuo9749 Рік тому +3

      Cry? Nobody should cry
      INSTEAD Everybody should stand up and we should all take some measures against this and towards this never ever happening again

    • @erikareott6610
      @erikareott6610 Рік тому

      Yup! If I didn't laugh I'll cry.

  • @zanderwhitcroft
    @zanderwhitcroft Рік тому +103

    I was in a box for 10 years essentially, went in 2012 and popped out around 2020. I had the worst time adjusting to the "New" rules. I still and probaly won't adapt well. I feel like i'm lost in another timeline. This isn't the world I left. This isn't the world I wanted to return to. It's rough seeing it all fall apart and they aren't even hiding it. Regardless I will keep moving forward!

    • @alistairgeorge5082
      @alistairgeorge5082 Рік тому +8

      That sounds really sad. Hope you're doing well now!

    • @ringlord555
      @ringlord555 Рік тому +1

      prison is a bitch

    • @zanderwhitcroft
      @zanderwhitcroft Рік тому +9

      @@ringlord555 lol it was the army, but not that different...

    • @alistairgeorge5082
      @alistairgeorge5082 Рік тому +5

      @@zanderwhitcroft Oh alright. I thought you were actually in a coma or something. Still pretty sad about your experience.

    • @zanderwhitcroft
      @zanderwhitcroft Рік тому +14

      @@alistairgeorge5082 no lord not that bad! I let myself immerse into the life and took no note of the passage of time. It felt like walking out of a time kapsule.

  • @johnlombardo7816
    @johnlombardo7816 Рік тому +21

    You're a legend bro! This is so disturbingly spot on its funny... and scary.. and sad... but hey, there's always our future!🤯🙄

  • @sonoftherepublic7737
    @sonoftherepublic7737 Рік тому +478

    “Making sense is something we don’t do anymore “ , FACTS 💯

    • @horhaygonzalas3025
      @horhaygonzalas3025 Рік тому +1

      AND WHEN WE DO WE GET BANNED BY THE SATIN PEOPLE.

    • @happychappy492
      @happychappy492 Рік тому +12

      We do but the people pretending to be our caring leaders don't or their handlers

    • @BoopBobBeep
      @BoopBobBeep Рік тому

      Making sense is racist!

    • @sonoftherepublic7737
      @sonoftherepublic7737 Рік тому

      @@BoopBobBeep 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @gideondejongh838
      @gideondejongh838 Рік тому

      @@happychappy492 No sane person believes the bs you just said.

  • @dustyisaacs1233
    @dustyisaacs1233 Рік тому +107

    I actually woke up from a 40 day coma about a year ago in this society and that was still awful

    • @fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied
      @fowchiiiliedpuppiesdied Рік тому +12

      Oh Dusty, really? God, I’m glad you are back, we need you. You sound sane.

    • @Noperare
      @Noperare Рік тому

      Considering how fast things are spinning out of control, how fast the narrative changes from "X is not happening you conspiracy nutjob" to "X is happening and that is a good thing" I wouldn't be surprised if you had a "wait what?" moment by being "offline" for just 40 days.

    • @FoodNerds
      @FoodNerds Рік тому +5

      I’m sorry

    • @paulh2282
      @paulh2282 Рік тому +11

      @@happychappy492 he would be 40 days older, but math is racist so I understand the question.

    • @DavidRay39
      @DavidRay39 Рік тому +1

      @@happychappy492 it was 40 days, so I doubt his age would be different, unless he had his birthday while he was in a coma.

  • @misterpeachy2213
    @misterpeachy2213 Рік тому +78

    It’s funny how JP didn’t mention the pandemic that was going around for two years 😂

    • @Truthorfib
      @Truthorfib 11 місяців тому

      That's how insane the world became. It's so out of whack that the pandemic seemed like just another storyline.
      Now we're at the brink of a worldwide nuclear war all for the sake of a country no one can even find on a map, People judging everyone based off of cut videos and one sided stories, People being sensitive as f*ck, people saying we live in a democracy but want to shut people up who doesnt have the same views as them, The best hope of the country is a former celebrity billionaire who is supposed to represent the "common" man, yeah cause everybody are billionaire celebrities but no one has a choice cause the other dude is an old angry puppet of the deep state and the alternative is laughing incompetent fool. And in the middle of rising inflation they came up with the bright idea of blocking of the world's larges supplier of raw goods Russia and antagonizing the largest manufacturer of manufactured goods China. So yeah expect prices to blow up even more 😂 Hays this world is freaking insane. Not to mention no one is paying attention to how advanced AI is today and how much it can literally fake photos and videos with so
      much accuracy

    • @altair7001
      @altair7001 11 місяців тому +9

      What pandemic???

    • @eggypop09
      @eggypop09 10 місяців тому +1

      Probably didn't believe it was real. Totally glossed over Trump... except what was done TO him. Surprise, surprise.

    • @jaceejace6656
      @jaceejace6656 6 місяців тому

      There was a pandemic for two years?

  • @dwightnadyawaldner7767
    @dwightnadyawaldner7767 Рік тому +5

    THAT was a gooooooood one! Thank you, JP! I hope everyone Wakes up!!!

  • @mattyyoungcloudsart3008
    @mattyyoungcloudsart3008 Рік тому +278

    “I don’t believe people would be dumb enough to do that” I say this a lot lately

    • @Boingy420
      @Boingy420 Рік тому +6

      That's just asking kharma to go "Hold my beer"

    • @robh3007
      @robh3007 Рік тому +10

      Personally, I whisper "what the fuuuuuckk" about 136 times a day.

    • @barne3668
      @barne3668 Рік тому

      like somehow talking zillions of people into taking an untested 'vaccine' with literally no push back

    • @jasonsherwood7539
      @jasonsherwood7539 Рік тому +2

      That’s something I used to say about 20 years ago lol… NOT anymore 😬

    • @davidjudd951
      @davidjudd951 Рік тому +3

      That's what the German populace was saying in the late 1930's.

  • @razorwings18
    @razorwings18 Рік тому +564

    "It was a clever process based on stupidity" pretty much sums the whole thing up.

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 Рік тому +14

      On the stupidity of the masses. They pretty much exploit our human passions, and weaknesses to gain power over us

    • @throwacnt7603
      @throwacnt7603 Рік тому

      ​@@keylanoslokj1806 There's a conspiracy theory bullsh*t book from Ford's days that says that would be one of the main ways to do it.

    • @ryanhocstetler
      @ryanhocstetler Рік тому +1

      It was a clever process based on *fascism-
      Government influencing private companies to suppress constitutional rights

    • @TheFreedomBay
      @TheFreedomBay Рік тому

      Yup, thats what happens when people value norms over morals and the norms are made by plutocrats controlling the media.
      Sheep and psychopaths...

  • @Lucinda-cb5mc
    @Lucinda-cb5mc Місяць тому

    The sense of humor is so crucial for our mental and emotional health. This channel really delivers that. I love you JP

  • @cynthia6389
    @cynthia6389 Рік тому +9

    The difference between 1976 and now is unimaginable. Not to mention 1968. Like a different world altogether. . the seventies and eighties were worlds better. . Unimaginable to those that weren't there. Unimaginable that I am here now.

    • @caobita
      @caobita Рік тому +1

      Yes, the seventies and eighties were great

  • @jennyjenny4501
    @jennyjenny4501 Рік тому +88

    Every morning, I wake up and pray that this has all been a nightmare.

    • @annegaynor9627
      @annegaynor9627 Рік тому +3

      What if you could actually change things, not just in the future, but also the past by making it a better today.

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @jennyjenny4501
      @jennyjenny4501 Рік тому +5

      @@annegaynor9627 at this point, all I can do is live my best life, and bear witness to the rest of the insanity.

    • @goobergirl_
      @goobergirl_ Рік тому

      @@jennyjenny4501 these comments are all so dramatic, whats the worst thing about society right now

    • @jennyjenny4501
      @jennyjenny4501 Рік тому

      @@goobergirl_ you’ll get it when your older. Or not.
      Lol.

  • @AnnInFL
    @AnnInFL Рік тому +2317

    For me, we went over the edge:
    -Constitutionally in 2001
    -Financially and politically in 2008
    -Morally and spiritually in 2015
    Mentally and psychologically in 2020

    • @Sea-Keith
      @Sea-Keith Рік тому +15

      Nice little bouquet there.

    • @yyxy.oncesaid
      @yyxy.oncesaid Рік тому +49

      Right there,I gotta say it
      You nailed it

    • @jeffrunge6427
      @jeffrunge6427 Рік тому +11

      Boom

    • @tallgoofyb
      @tallgoofyb Рік тому +78

      Constitutionally.. FDR did it
      Financially. 1964/1971
      Morally.. Roe? 1973

    • @Adrian_Real
      @Adrian_Real Рік тому

      All that's missing is the physical component. Food/supplies disruption and war will be vehicles for the "final collapse". Hmm... There hasn't been a world War in a long time. *scratches head*
      By 2030, people will look back and say "take me the fuck back".

  • @chrisjackson1889
    @chrisjackson1889 Рік тому +3

    3:24 “it was a clever process based on stupidity”
    Brilliant 😂

  • @heathermoore3729
    @heathermoore3729 Рік тому +6

    Just brilliant! Your humor and delivery...genuis!

  • @dianatenney7821
    @dianatenney7821 Рік тому +1975

    This was hilarious, I felt like I have been in a coma for decades in woke America!

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @xlortiz
      @xlortiz Рік тому +24

      i remember when people here were super patriotic

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 Рік тому +1

      Ho ho ho
      Even many atheists are waking to ancient Christian teachings.
      God we need you now - 24 million views on 2 music .videos alone.
      Back To God - Reba McEntire - 15 million views on 1 video alone.
      In God We Trust - Tom MacDonald - 10 million views on 1 video alone.
      Ho ho ho.
      First plan on the new world order Georgia Guidestones is for 93% of all people to be disappeared. (That includes blacks, whites, Mexicans, early inhabitors, Christians, Asians and more...and even most Democrats.)
      Isaiah 65:12 Therefore will I number you to the sword, and ye shall all bow down to the slaughter: because when I called, ye did not answer; when I spake, ye did not hear; but did evil before mine eyes, and did choose that wherein I delighted not.
      Or I guess you can keep being distracted by the usual songs:
      American Idiot - by Green Day - 213 million views - on 1 old video alone.
      Ho ho ho, the beats good though, Enjoy the good life, right?
      John 10:10 The thief cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy. I am come that they may have life, and may have it more abundantly.

    • @mikenixon2401
      @mikenixon2401 Рік тому +35

      Now in my 67th year I just tell people I'm from a different century. It kind of helps.

    • @clickhereforshowittoothers2184
      @clickhereforshowittoothers2184 Рік тому +16

      @@mikenixon2401 I hope people do more than that. The bible tells us to reprove evil works. A definition of reprove is expose. If people hadn't been afraid to do that for so many decades, then we wouldn't be in the mess of a position we are now in. We shouldn't just hope or pray that God fixes things. God usually worked through his people in the Old Testament. Faith without works is dead, says the bible.

  • @OrbiTiZZeD
    @OrbiTiZZeD Рік тому +122

    "im hoping it progresses to the physical"
    JP is my spirit animal

  • @jessjohns8165
    @jessjohns8165 Рік тому +15

    This was great! I hope JP does another one, you could make a mini series on this.

  • @JayJay-nc7pr
    @JayJay-nc7pr Рік тому +10

    Man take me back to 2003! I hate this 2022 world we’re in!

  • @annaleigh3123
    @annaleigh3123 Рік тому +501

    I don’t know if I should laugh or cry….JP is a master at making a point very memorable.

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +7

      I lost it when he said he was the one who got to a relationship with her

    • @alexventrov6826
      @alexventrov6826 Рік тому +7

      I literally wrote the exact same sentence on one of his other videos LoL. " I don't know if i should laugh or cry"...

    • @Masta6801
      @Masta6801 Рік тому +5

      I try to do both, but I do more crying then laughing.

    • @KenMasters.
      @KenMasters. Рік тому +2

      JP is also way too good at satire.

  • @Mrs_Mama_MFT
    @Mrs_Mama_MFT Рік тому +1185

    “One side is pro-gun, the other side is anti-gun. I don’t think they thought that strategy out.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-vg4si9km7y
      @user-vg4si9km7y Рік тому +5

      *Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment..☝️❤️***

    • @alfonsomena9349
      @alfonsomena9349 Рік тому +3

      Air Force missles and artillery vs Infantry surface Air missile and tanks. Do edits show up on liked comments.

    • @whome9470
      @whome9470 Рік тому

      They have a commie army tho. Project anthill under Obama and continued under Obiden

    • @artistknownaslisa2850
      @artistknownaslisa2850 Рік тому +5

      Don't worry. The muzzles will keep them "safe."

    • @alfonsomena9349
      @alfonsomena9349 Рік тому +4

      @@artistknownaslisa2850 don't airdrops need protection in real warzone a? I played those maps

  • @brianjay9811
    @brianjay9811 7 місяців тому +2

    I love JP's side-eyed look when he's lying. Because he's proven to be a skilled comedic actor, I now want a feature length movie starring JP. Someone please make this happen!!!!

  • @Drag0nFlea
    @Drag0nFlea Рік тому +555

    the funny thing is, even if you haven't been in a coma all that time, it still feels like a nightmare that you can't wait to wake up from.

    • @imkluu
      @imkluu Рік тому

      They came to cal it 'woke' if you closed your eyes to reality and accepted the insanity. Borrowing form the Matrix, they call it being 'Red Pilled' if you wake up from the insanity and start to once roe see reality and accept the truth.

    • @JPX7NGD
      @JPX7NGD Рік тому +4

      it has been like this since 1517, you just didn’t notice because you approved of the decline earlier.

    • @umiluv
      @umiluv Рік тому +7

      I literally woke up last week from a dream and was like “whoa that was weird” and then my brain asked itself if it was as weird as reality and it determined that it was not. That’s how crazy it is right now.

    • @coolhead2740
      @coolhead2740 Рік тому

      Please I know right. Am not even sure if I can survive this

    • @alwaysthebadguy_2020
      @alwaysthebadguy_2020 Рік тому

      Good night baby doll

  • @MrMuzzi1974
    @MrMuzzi1974 Рік тому +294

    Damn!!! That was an astonishing demonstration that you’re getting better and better. God bless you man!!!!

    • @youlig1
      @youlig1 Рік тому +2

      @Tinder in real life 🅥 stop spaming

    • @an_nie_dyc1386
      @an_nie_dyc1386 Рік тому +1

      „From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers, these things ought not to be so.“
      ‭‭James‬ ‭3:10‬ ‭ESV‬‬

    • @BlueGoat682
      @BlueGoat682 Рік тому +2

      @@youlig1 more than likely "he" is a bot

  • @rustyjohnson7796
    @rustyjohnson7796 Рік тому +4

    5:48 &!#$ jp lmfao. We are getting it

  • @roronoazoro9852
    @roronoazoro9852 Рік тому +3

    I suffered over ten years of severe mental illness. I didn't integrate back into society until 2020. It's been weird...

    • @eetoved1758
      @eetoved1758 Рік тому +1

      Oh man, so sorry to hear this. And... Welcome back, you're needed. Blessings.

  • @stevensons78
    @stevensons78 Рік тому +26

    8:05
    “There’s No more Journalism “
    I spit my coffee....
    Pure gold right there JP....

  • @melainenyuyfoninsaikila5812
    @melainenyuyfoninsaikila5812 Рік тому +149

    "Math is racist" line had me spitting out water in laughter..

  • @archainebrain
    @archainebrain Рік тому

    This is the truest thing I have heard in so long thank you endure your cancelation.

  • @BrokutheSonofSparda
    @BrokutheSonofSparda Рік тому +5

    2:07 my favorite part lmao

    • @chrisjackson1889
      @chrisjackson1889 7 місяців тому +2

      “What else is different?”
      “Not much. . . Men can get pregnant now”
      “Really?!”
      “Not really. But you just have to go along with it”

  • @expatlivinginthailand
    @expatlivinginthailand Рік тому +481

    JP's script writing, acting, production and editing are on a different level.

    • @Horrible_Deplorable
      @Horrible_Deplorable Рік тому +11

      He's making comedy great again.

    • @CodyKenny777
      @CodyKenny777 Рік тому +2

      Production and editing on a different level? It’s literally two camera angles and the only edit is a slight zoom on some shots lol

    • @horhaygonzalas3025
      @horhaygonzalas3025 Рік тому +5

      LOVE FROM THE UNITED STATES OR WHATS LEFT OF IT.

    • @doctorstainy
      @doctorstainy Рік тому +7

      @@CodyKenny777 It takes skill to edit a believable conversation between two guys when they are the same guy. The timing and lines were on point in my opinion.

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan Рік тому +5

      @@doctorstainy thats good editing. Agreed.

  • @tanyar2965
    @tanyar2965 Рік тому +282

    When you recap the last 20 years of what's happening in America, it sounds like a fictional movie but we're living it. Crazy.
    Thanks for the laugh!

    • @user-vg4si9km7y
      @user-vg4si9km7y Рік тому +3

      *Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment☝️❤️***

    • @thefunniestfarm4731
      @thefunniestfarm4731 Рік тому +4

      1984, perhaps?

    • @aavila1206
      @aavila1206 Рік тому +3

      @Aaron
      You may have left out maybe a lot of significant details…

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Рік тому +9

      @@aavila1206 the most significant detail he left out is that people would be joyful about it.
      Or, in the words of Mr. Schwab "You will own nothing and be happy."

    • @nelisezpasce
      @nelisezpasce Рік тому +2

      All you brothers and sisters that allow it to happen are complicit too! Repent!

  • @JohnSmith-qf1jn
    @JohnSmith-qf1jn Рік тому

    Oh my God, thank heavens you've awaken!! I have a few things to complain about and they'll never be enough humans for me to tell so I'm glad you have become one of them.

  • @MRSketch09
    @MRSketch09 Рік тому +58

    I laughed my butt off when he was like.. no we conceived the kids right their next to you-you didn't seem to mind, lol..

    • @AskRemy
      @AskRemy Рік тому

      lol

    • @iceswallow7717
      @iceswallow7717 Рік тому +4

      we got together much after...about three months before you went in xD

  • @ericsfishingadventures4433
    @ericsfishingadventures4433 Рік тому +384

    It's sad that all of this satire and humor is a 100% true.

  • @SharonOneVibration1
    @SharonOneVibration1 Рік тому +268

    "Yea, MAKING SENCE ISN'T REALLY SOMETHING WE WORRY ABOUT DOING ANYMORE". That makes me sad.:(... JP knows how to hit every emotion.

    • @user-vg4si9km7y
      @user-vg4si9km7y Рік тому +1

      *Thanks for watching send a direct message right away I will love to hear your thoughts on it and for more enlightenment…☝️❤️***

    • @fyou2327
      @fyou2327 Рік тому +9

      Sense*

    • @brandontalley4288
      @brandontalley4288 Рік тому

      @@fyou2327 damn I was hoping I wouldn't see someone correct his spelling lol

    • @zo3mac
      @zo3mac Рік тому

      Yeah, makes sense

    • @saltysergeant4284
      @saltysergeant4284 Рік тому

      yeah, that one got me, too. I look around and ask people and they're like, "notice what? you're one of those conspiracy fellers, ain'tcha?". I look at them and wonder how they HAVEN'T caught on to the behind the scenes world of political agendas and world control. ive rambled about it for over 20 years and the "news" people say nwo OPENLY on tv, but people still don't get it. more are waking up, but it's surface stuff like the laptop. it's not international levels of coordination, like it really is. supply and trade, at the UGLIEST level.

  • @thesmithrealtors9796
    @thesmithrealtors9796 Рік тому

    JP You Nailed it, again! You are absolutely BRILLIANT! You are the BEST!! Comedy at it's finest tells the truth. BRILLIANT!

  • @CaliTXman
    @CaliTXman Рік тому +1

    This is a great idea to write into a 90 minute feature film. So much hilarious dialog not even touched on. YES, you can write a script for a film that centers around 2 people having a conversation, just like the film My Dinner With Andre.

  • @slaffsla
    @slaffsla Рік тому +451

    This is surely one of your best, JP! You are a hero in these gross times, which makes you an even bigger hero.

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour Рік тому +5

      At least in the future the hospital beds look this nice and big. That's a positive.

    • @elizabethtaylor9947
      @elizabethtaylor9947 Рік тому +3

      Yes...one of the best indeed.

    • @debbiedogs1
      @debbiedogs1 Рік тому

      I still love the "wear a life jacket" videos.

    • @slaffsla
      @slaffsla Рік тому +2

      @@debbiedogs1 Yeah, it was one I actually watched twice, lol. :)

  • @commiessuckballs2287
    @commiessuckballs2287 Рік тому +160

    I've often wondered the last couple of years if I'm not in a coma just imagining all the woke idiocy.

    • @Handlesaredumbm8
      @Handlesaredumbm8 Рік тому +4

      Unfortunately not...

    • @FuvkRAlternateUniverse878
      @FuvkRAlternateUniverse878 Рік тому +2

      I thought maybe I died and woke up here🙃

    • @jeremybrimmer1990
      @jeremybrimmer1990 Рік тому

      🤔

    • @Handlesaredumbm8
      @Handlesaredumbm8 Рік тому

      @Jon Jingles that's more possible than you think. The Bible describe the burning and suffering of hell as more metaphorical. Hell really just means "outside of Heaven" and that the sinners will be on their own without the grace and love of God.

    • @bubblegodanimation4915
      @bubblegodanimation4915 Рік тому

      @@Handlesaredumbm8 Love of a celestial north korea?

  • @WhatsLifeKJ
    @WhatsLifeKJ Рік тому

    Awesome, you're really delivering a smile when there is less and less hope for the world!

  • @Izabela-ek5nh
    @Izabela-ek5nh 9 місяців тому +1

    What really amazes me is the skit is still here. Frankly I feel like awaken from coma every day trying to figure things out. Hugs from post-Soviet country! Have a beautiful day 😊

  • @mikemaguire1368
    @mikemaguire1368 Рік тому +151

    "We're told the frog will be really protected then..." More great stuff JP!

    • @drakke125Channel
      @drakke125Channel Рік тому

      croaks*
      Democrats/liberals: And we took that personally

    • @dathrilla224
      @dathrilla224 Рік тому

      If he was "protected" it could've been so much worse...... dems probably

  • @nostoppingit7827
    @nostoppingit7827 Рік тому +16

    "Making sense isn't really something we worry about doing anymore" That sums it up perfectly.

  • @Jimmy_Gustafsson
    @Jimmy_Gustafsson 10 місяців тому +2

    Really good, spot in :), and because you deliver it in a funny way I don’t really get as depressed and angry as I get when these insights normally hit me.

    • @risasams3465
      @risasams3465 2 місяці тому

      Are you kidding? Its More depressing because he's spot on and nails each and every issue/problem/nightmare.....when put all together and laid out so clearly, yup,it's depressing.

  • @VikingVic76
    @VikingVic76 Рік тому +2

    Another JP masterpiece!

  • @The_Plum
    @The_Plum Рік тому +1801

    JP needs to do a part 2 of this. "Smart" phones, Netflix, pronouns, athletes, what is a woman, gas prices. Poor guy may just go back into a coma.

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 Рік тому

      Id knock my own head with a sledgehammer back to the comma

    • @damyr
      @damyr Рік тому

      Also overreacted pandemics, useless expensive vaccines and banning of 2 cent pills which were actually effective.

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 Рік тому +16

      Wow they deleted our comments here

    • @peterbelanger4094
      @peterbelanger4094 Рік тому

      "smart" phones have changed our society in more ways than people think. And not for the better.
      The 'glowing rectangle' is the zombie virus.

    • @johnq.public3302
      @johnq.public3302 Рік тому +66

      What about the biggest thing of all? THE FAKE KILLER FLU?

  • @nabimiso
    @nabimiso Рік тому +145

    "People have blue hair now?"
    "Yep"
    "Does it look good?"
    "Noooo....."

    • @rosedolch8637
      @rosedolch8637 Рік тому +25

      don't forget tattoos and fishing lures in their faces

    • @johnnypastrana6727
      @johnnypastrana6727 Рік тому +20

      @@rosedolch8637 Women have cowbells in their noses...

    • @truthiscensored
      @truthiscensored Рік тому +1

      And Hot Pink Eyebrows

    • @Icemario87
      @Icemario87 Рік тому +12

      And that's if you're lucky! If you're unlucky you'll get hit on by someone of your same sex who will then complain publicly because you correctly identified them as the same sex as you. Their angle will be that they are trying to have a straight man/woman relationship with you and you just aren't cooperating.

    • @autisticreactions4397
      @autisticreactions4397 Рік тому +2

      Not exactly easy on the eyes as Bulma or Hinata. Can only anime girls pull off the blue-nette look or can conservative woman do it much better?

  • @pbabali5832
    @pbabali5832 Рік тому

    You are amazing it’s nice to see there are actually smart people out there- it’s tough being part of the 10-20%

  • @jevinjensen6209
    @jevinjensen6209 Рік тому

    A lot of people need to see this

  • @PTSayoriD
    @PTSayoriD Рік тому +290

    19 years is a rather insignificant span of time when you take the whole of human existence into consideration, but this just goes to show how much can change in such a short time.

    • @veganconservative1109
      @veganconservative1109 Рік тому +17

      Even just 2019 versus 2022. People keep talking about late autumn 2024 being a turn around (which at best wouldn't really begin until January 20, 2025) I keep thinking... are we even going to be around in spring 2024?

    • @evil1by1
      @evil1by1 Рік тому +17

      Well 19 years is around 25 percent of someones life, so I dunno about you but I don't think a quarter of my life is an insignificant amount of time

    • @Mgoblagulkablong
      @Mgoblagulkablong Рік тому +6

      This video would have been even better if the coma started at summer 2019 instead, just 3 years ago and so much changed.

    • @afarewell2arms567
      @afarewell2arms567 Рік тому +4

      when I was 33 I spent a year away in a not so happy place (rehab, but not the cool kind like in movies) and figured out that it came out to about 3% of my life. Nineteen years out of a regular life span (more or less 75 years) is 25%!!!!!

    • @Andy-Bodhi
      @Andy-Bodhi Рік тому +2

      @@evil1by1 cool maths bro

  • @iamaxel5238
    @iamaxel5238 Рік тому +168

    This guy will be remembered in history books hundreds of years later after all this world wide psychosis will end (if). What a genius.

    • @oilystair
      @oilystair Рік тому

      Unfortunately I think he will get banned, his history deleted and we will all be forbidden to speak about it and then he will have never existed. Thought police. 1984.

    • @drummer2532
      @drummer2532 Рік тому

      Probably not any leftist history books. They'll just present whatever evil crap they can make up.

    • @Bancheis
      @Bancheis Рік тому +3

      Depends on who wins the culture war. One side wants to change the history we learn in schools by filling it with modern regressive ideals. If that is the case, history books won't mention anything going against their narrative... if we are still allowed to have books at that point.

    • @keylanoslokj1806
      @keylanoslokj1806 Рік тому

      Modernity didn't happen over night. It didn't even happen since only 2003. The elites engineered our modern oppression since time immemorial. They were preparing it for decades. Frankfurt school of cultural marxism in the 1920s: "we will make the White, Christian West so rotten with perversion and ammorality that it will be unrecognisable "... . before that we had the October revolution. Before that the Protocols of Zion. And the list goes on.

    • @ellederberryblue8377
      @ellederberryblue8377 Рік тому +1

      We don’t have books anymore...😦

  • @prakh1250
    @prakh1250 Рік тому +2

    bro covered everything 😭😭

  • @Meneverius
    @Meneverius Рік тому +1

    His response to "Does it look good?" (in reference to blue hair), was the best.

  • @sarasweightlossjourney1432
    @sarasweightlossjourney1432 Рік тому +49

    28K views in 43 minutes. Glad people are hearing and loving your amazing content. Exposing the lies and corruption in the best way.

  • @mimique1111
    @mimique1111 Рік тому +607

    In 2003 I came to the US from an Eastern European country to study here- absolute dream and felt so free and hopeful to pursue my dreams and be myself. 2022- still here, have my dream job and my dream daughter but have so many doubts and fears about my daughter growing up here in the US.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Рік тому

      That actually kind of hurts me. I am proud of America's heritage as the place other people look to as a beacon of freedom and prosperity. We now have a portion of our own population trying to tear that down. I hope this trend is temporary, but for now I suggest you take your daughter out of any public schools.

    • @freespeech6999
      @freespeech6999 Рік тому

      Nowadays Eastern Europe seems to be well grounded in reality. Who knows! You might want to consider moving back over there? but wait till this Ukraine crisis is over; I would not be surprised if Putin uses tactical nuclear weapons on Europe/NATO.

    • @reliantncc1864
      @reliantncc1864 Рік тому +49

      @@freespeech6999 Poland is pretty solid. Conservative values thanks largely to their Catholic heritage and the attacks they've suffered from more radical countries. If I couldn't live in America, Poland would be on my short list.

    • @freespeech6999
      @freespeech6999 Рік тому +3

      @@reliantncc1864 Very good choice!

    • @cooljim1376
      @cooljim1376 Рік тому +45

      Keep her out of the public education system if you can help it, if you can afford homeschooling it would be preferrable over the public education system but it is very difficult and requires a lot of investment from not just yourself but the child's willingness to learn as well. Lastly be involved in your child's development and understand what your daughter is consuming whether it's entertainment or education.
      Obviously you don't want to be a helicopter parent, but look for ways to have a balanced form of parenting where you are involved doing things with your daughter and being a part of her life instead of allowing the internet and the system to essentially parent your child for you. If you follow through with this your daughter will be fine, but she may find herself in a smaller world being different from the drones we produce today out of public education.

  • @firedog1116
    @firedog1116 Рік тому

    Brilliant! Keep up the good fight. We're with you!

  • @markanderson2713
    @markanderson2713 Рік тому

    Please keep these videos going. I live for them.

  • @TheNecessaryEvil
    @TheNecessaryEvil Рік тому +62

    You didn’t wake up. The dream just became a nightmare.

  • @DeepThinkersClub
    @DeepThinkersClub Рік тому +40

    The blue hair comment was hilarious! 😂🤣 “Does it look good?” “Nope.” 😂🤣

  • @eetoved1758
    @eetoved1758 Рік тому +4

    Hahaha "I don't think they thought through their whole strategy...." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GRAY-vg8fl
    @GRAY-vg8fl Рік тому

    This is just perfect. Very well constructed. Crazy how we are just progressing backwards on the intellectual plane as we progress forward technologically.

  • @fivebooks8498
    @fivebooks8498 Рік тому +191

    Love how you danced around the lines to avoid censorship.

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR Рік тому +2

      It led to him not directly talking about his most batshit insane beliefs, which was nice.

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn Рік тому +21

      @@RatatRatR Yep, and don't worry they'll be no mandates, and there's no way they'll be inflation. And a few hundred other things you don't want to listen to, but are absolutely true.

    • @fivebooks8498
      @fivebooks8498 Рік тому +27

      @@RatatRatR
      I’m tired of UA-cam paying people to troll conservatives. Find a real job

    • @NegariaDesign
      @NegariaDesign Рік тому +6

      It's not lovely, it's terrifying. I always lived under such fear in Iran and I know what will come next to US.

    • @RatatRatR
      @RatatRatR Рік тому +2

      Yeah, after all, it's not like there are forty million other videos and web sites where J.P. Sears talks completely openly about all his "censored" views.

  • @lgbm777
    @lgbm777 Рік тому +75

    JP you're a HERO ! Thank you for speaking TRUTH to literally millions online ! Keep up the GREAT WORK Brother ! 💚😎👍🌟

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

    • @TigerTigerson
      @TigerTigerson Рік тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/YatAytP-3_g/v-deo.html
      It’s finally here

  • @mugglepower
    @mugglepower 7 місяців тому +1

    that little face when he said 'i wouldn't wanna be you' is precious lol

  • @judithstratton9073
    @judithstratton9073 Рік тому

    Thank you, JP, for blatant TRUTH!

  • @pugnacious_patriot1383
    @pugnacious_patriot1383 Рік тому +127

    That was great JP. This should be mandatory viewing for all blue and purple haired liberals!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @dave8895
      @dave8895 Рік тому +5

      They would just deny reality.

  • @EM-ws2dc
    @EM-ws2dc Рік тому +7

    Hilarious & so on point

  • @tylerskiss
    @tylerskiss Рік тому +237

    I’m noticing a trend with JP videos lately; I’ll watch them and laugh and think how clever they are until the end. Then I am usually hit with the horrific reality of it all and that the absurdity that makes it funny is actually the reality.

    • @LeileeBaker805
      @LeileeBaker805 Рік тому +1

      😬‼

    • @d.s.5807
      @d.s.5807 Рік тому +9

      Welcome to the Red Pill oh wait, maybe staying in the Matrix was better LOL

    • @OhhCharliee..
      @OhhCharliee.. Рік тому +1

      @@d.s.5807 but was it? Nah

    • @ahtilah1194
      @ahtilah1194 Рік тому

      @@d.s.5807 hard to say, would I rather be constantly worried where we are going, or would I rather be constantly mad about everything and constantly in a rollercoaster of emotions.

    • @WearyNomad
      @WearyNomad Рік тому

      And then you sit back and do nothing. Just like the rest of the cowards who got us in this hole.

  • @DrNDJas
    @DrNDJas Рік тому

    This is brilliant. Thank you JP!

  • @Vex331
    @Vex331 Рік тому +5

    6:25 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @patc2515
    @patc2515 Рік тому +140

    This channel has had so much well deserved growth in such a short time. Really well done JP, thanks for the awesome content you provide us with. One day when we all look back at how we acted, where we stood in society, and what beliefs we held, you'll get to look back proud that you stood against the mainstream broken narrative of illogical insanity and instead, found true success and support of millions for standing for your values. Thanks for providing a counter measure to the woke n broke trash media that the world's being ruined by. Truly!

  • @gray_space_alien
    @gray_space_alien Рік тому +57

    You left out the part where he now needs to select a gender and pick his preferred pronouns.
    This was hilarious

  • @paulogrants
    @paulogrants Рік тому +1

    Dude! JP, thank you for this.

  • @sweetdawnhoney01
    @sweetdawnhoney01 Рік тому

    Hi brother i come from a country that there is not freedom. I appreciate your work. And i hope everything get back to normal.GOD BLESS YOU.

  • @seven_six_two_nato
    @seven_six_two_nato Рік тому +402

    And he didn't even bring up covid or technological advancements. I could watch a full length movie of this conversation.

    • @thatplacethekelleybus789
      @thatplacethekelleybus789 Рік тому +1

      I said the same thing. I could watch a full length movie on this too.

    • @nn_eptun8602
      @nn_eptun8602 Рік тому

      me too

    • @reck0n3r
      @reck0n3r Рік тому

      Check out a movie called My Dinner with Andre, from 1981. Not too different from this. Featuring Wallace Shawn.

  • @pancsaer2
    @pancsaer2 Рік тому +39

    If I was in a coma that long, and missed that much, and was told about it all at once I would have a heart attack and die.

  • @Gg-yp1cj
    @Gg-yp1cj Рік тому +2

    Brilliant so true

  • @ENDI8089
    @ENDI8089 10 місяців тому

    This is a masterpiece im so glad youtube reccomended me this.

  • @TheKerpopplenaut
    @TheKerpopplenaut Рік тому +278

    You could wake up from a 2 and a half year coma in 2022 and still be just as shocked.

    • @finchborat
      @finchborat Рік тому

      Outside of people defending/justifying rioting and Covid, there isn't much of a change from 2.5 yrs ago. Things were insane before that point.

    • @2xcrzkxk
      @2xcrzkxk Рік тому

      Lol, not nearly as shocked. If you went into a coma July 2020 in the midst of the George Floyd riots, COVID, & the election year between Trump/Biden & woke up now & found out how much worse it had gotten... Like so bad, war is literally threatening to break out everywhere in the West, already has in Ukraine. Let's just see if Pelosi makes it out of the East without WW3 starting. Let's see if we can get through the midterms without a Civil War breaking out. Let's see if we can make it through Biden's presidency without the Constitution being completely subverted openly, supported by Marxist Canada & the cartels in Mexico.
      Like hello 2022.
      I remember worrying about 2016, during all of Trump's presidency about the deep state/media lies, & then the riots, COVID & Biden's election in 2020. I thought that was bad. Bro, the purposeful betrayal & mismanagement openly from this administration & the media mouthpieces. Afghanistan, openly tolerating political violence & censorship on public platforms, targeting & over-punishing of political opponents while letting violent felons out to continue terrorizing the general public & disintegrating society.

    • @e.b.4379
      @e.b.4379 Рік тому

      Yes, that's even more disturbing. It's shocking to witness the degradation of society on such a global scale and in such a short amount of time where up is down and in is out and reality and fantasy have swapped places. Can't imagine where we're heading. It's time for a revolution! Whatever happened to "Anonymous" and heroic vigilante groups, I wonder...

    • @anonymousfella5473
      @anonymousfella5473 Рік тому +13

      As its going a 8 hour sleep is enough

    • @arkine11
      @arkine11 Рік тому +6

      Not me. Saw this coming since about 2014.