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  • Having joined the Canaries, the crew encounter Cassandra - an incredibly advanced computer who can see into the future. But do the Dwarfers really want to know what life has in store for them?
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  • @Jupichan
    @Jupichan 4 роки тому +169

    That smile on Cassandra's face after she says Rimmer will be dead in 20 minutes is absolute gold.

    • @Norsilca
      @Norsilca 2 роки тому +2

      *silver

    • @RobTheSquire
      @RobTheSquire 2 роки тому

      It's only because we've all had that thought.

    • @minicle426
      @minicle426 10 місяців тому

      The look on Rimmer's as well.

  • @GiratinaofFury
    @GiratinaofFury 5 років тому +90

    "All the canaries will be dead in one hour except for Rimmer, who will be dead in 20 minutes."
    Audience cheers.

    • @akondar
      @akondar 2 роки тому +4

      That 'Yay' was golden

  • @joethehero2
    @joethehero2 5 років тому +150

    All the Canaries will be dead in one hour, except for Rimmer...
    YES!
    ...who will be dead in 20 minutes

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 5 років тому +3

      Only lister, kryten,the cat and kochanski survive.

    • @ahcokris
      @ahcokris 5 років тому +1

      Made me go YESSSS

    • @tomdumb6937
      @tomdumb6937 3 роки тому

      @@abbyalphonse499 and arnold

  • @KaneB
    @KaneB 5 років тому +39

    2:28 "I read it on this mission directive here" LOL

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 3 роки тому

      "Says it right here in the script"
      The Muppet Movie

  • @Mikemoto1
    @Mikemoto1 4 роки тому +82

    This is by far and away the best episode in season 8.

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 2 роки тому

      That's disappointing, Im judging if I'd like it or not and though it seems that it has humor, not many chuckles.

    • @whitleypedia
      @whitleypedia 2 роки тому +2

      * only good one of that season

    • @nepntzerZer
      @nepntzerZer 2 роки тому +1

      season 8 wasnt very good. it didnt continue many of the story threads from the previous seasons.

    • @petrie911
      @petrie911 Рік тому +3

      @@jamesmeppler6375 This is more of an establishing scene than a comedy scene, so the jokes are less dense. The episode strikes a good balance between comedy and exploring the idea of predestination. Has a killer ending, too, which I won't spoil.

    • @jamesmeppler6375
      @jamesmeppler6375 Рік тому

      @@petrie911 no spoilers?! Lol thanks, these clips make me want to find it.

  • @davidstevens7018
    @davidstevens7018 4 роки тому +39

    The late Geraldine McEwan is more likely recognisable as Miss Marple but for me this was one of her 'Classic roles' R.I.P.

    • @onawal931
      @onawal931 2 роки тому +3

      I liked her on Mulberry.

    • @metacarple
      @metacarple 2 роки тому +2

      She was superb as Lucia Pillson in Mapp and Lucia and as Mrs. Proudie in Barchester Chronicles

    • @jucklowe
      @jucklowe 2 роки тому +1

      Don't forget 'Oranges are not the only fruit". I fell in love with her in that,, and the late Charlotte Coleman.

    • @ronaldharris6569
      @ronaldharris6569 2 роки тому +1

      She looks and sounds like she is enjoying herself

    • @robertoswalt319
      @robertoswalt319 2 роки тому +1

      @@onawal931 I had forgotten all about that show. Now I need to see if that show is available on disc to purchase and show my wife.

  • @adamsanter9385
    @adamsanter9385 6 років тому +55

    ''So long as the teeth are in your mouth at the time, sir.''

    • @emmabentley7945
      @emmabentley7945 5 років тому +1

      Adam Santer this is where you share your theory with your crew mates

    • @ahcokris
      @ahcokris 5 років тому +1

      Techincally in a blowjob situation the teeth are....more of a problem. No one likes bitemarks on their thing

  • @MediEvilFan147
    @MediEvilFan147 6 років тому +209

    I dunno why people hated this Series so much I loved it.

    • @kamenraider1175
      @kamenraider1175 5 років тому +13

      MediEvilFan 147 Not the series, just the season, but I thought it was pretty good

    • @markheyes287
      @markheyes287 5 років тому +11

      Wasn't too bad, apart from how it ended

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +59

      Mostly the juvenile sexual humour which dragged the integrity of the show down, Rimmer bonking every woman on the Captain's staff and the prisoners paying to perve on women in showers is something that belonged to those shithouse American frat boy films, not Red Dwarf.

    • @filiplahoda248
      @filiplahoda248 5 років тому +9

      it is a great season

    • @KaneB
      @KaneB 5 років тому +9

      Same here, I love series 8! However it was the first Red Dwarf series I saw, when I was eight years old, so it has a lot of nostalgic value for me.

  • @bobbyfeet2240
    @bobbyfeet2240 2 роки тому +11

    Can I just give a shout out for the way the Cat moves in between Kachanski and Lister for one line and then back out? It's small, but it makes the gag 10x funnier.

  • @Jayfive276
    @Jayfive276 6 років тому +18

    0:35 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXTRAORDINARY!

  • @blenderfox
    @blenderfox 2 роки тому +13

    Geraldine McEwan's voice is so distinctive. She was perfect as Cassandra :D

    • @lexsmith8689
      @lexsmith8689 6 місяців тому +2

      she´s a very unique woman!! and i mean it in the best possible way.. i love her as miss marple!!

  • @traeyboy529
    @traeyboy529 4 роки тому +15

    I find it funny how Lister tried to intercept but got himself trapped in full circle.

  • @zakjaggs9761
    @zakjaggs9761 4 роки тому +21

    The way kryten says extraordinary is extraordinary

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 6 місяців тому +2

    3:05 that WHAAEEEEYYY from the audience

  • @shippy1991
    @shippy1991 9 років тому +47

    RIP Geraldine McEwan

  • @adamsanter9385
    @adamsanter9385 4 роки тому +25

    I will admit that Series VII & VIII were not everyone's cup of tea, still I enjoyed the smegging hell outta them

  • @fichebates2251
    @fichebates2251 3 роки тому +2

    This scenes makes me so happy.

  • @holleyb7861
    @holleyb7861 Рік тому +3

    Geraldine McEwan is such a fantastic actress

    • @AndrewChapman
      @AndrewChapman 8 місяців тому +2

      She sure was. Sadly missed😢

  • @MuzzyUK06
    @MuzzyUK06 4 роки тому +19

    see y’all in 10 years when youtube recommendations brings us back here

    • @libradragon
      @libradragon 4 роки тому +1

      Hope I live, long enough.

    • @neilgerace355
      @neilgerace355 3 роки тому +1

      I'll bring the beers

    • @Titan604
      @Titan604 Рік тому +1

      Need someone to comment every year to keep the sequence going and remind everyone!

    • @SeamusJRM
      @SeamusJRM 2 місяці тому

      Just checking in to keep this comment relevant. Hello from the hellish dystopian hellscape that is 2024...end transmission.

  • @williamnethercott4364
    @williamnethercott4364 8 місяців тому +1

    Geraldine McEwan was always one of my favourites.

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 Рік тому +1

    Mindblow, the writing on this show is genius

  • @fourslottoaster1654
    @fourslottoaster1654 Рік тому +3

    I wasn't such a fan of the brig seasons, but this episode was one of the best of the entire series

  • @ronaldharris6569
    @ronaldharris6569 2 роки тому +1

    The best episode of season 8 by far

  • @x-venturegaming9951
    @x-venturegaming9951 3 роки тому +15

    Imagine if that was Holly's mother!

  • @williamcrowe2576
    @williamcrowe2576 7 років тому +7

    When the ultimate tool becomes the ultimate enemy, we lose.

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 років тому +3

    3:05 LOL

  • @margeryfranko1850
    @margeryfranko1850 2 роки тому +1

    Totally brilliant

  • @lifeisagame2023
    @lifeisagame2023 7 років тому +4

    R.I.p cassandra

  • @ahcokris
    @ahcokris 5 років тому +12

    "I read it on this mission directive". I loved this show. Rimmer used to be joffrey of the red dwarf.
    Why didn't lister get with kochanski????

    • @RedGranger150
      @RedGranger150 5 років тому

      Check out the Red Dwarf special

    • @Bongwater33
      @Bongwater33 5 років тому +2

      I think it would have made the show too sappy - it was written to be a sci fi comedy, not a romance and whenever the plot strayed towards Lister/kochanski relationship the comedy faltered!

    • @ahcokris
      @ahcokris 5 років тому +1

      @@Bongwater33 that makes sense. Afterall smwg head and lister got on eachother's nerves which created comedy. Kochanski was hot tho.

    • @seanpeacock4290
      @seanpeacock4290 2 роки тому

      If he read it on the mission directive then it wasn't a theory.

  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 9 років тому +19

    Lol "moisture me moisture me" - doctor who reference 😉

    • @mushroomhead3619
      @mushroomhead3619 6 років тому +1

      They have the same name too! XD.

    • @oscarlorde2145
      @oscarlorde2145 5 років тому +3

      This came out before

    • @undeadsecret
      @undeadsecret 5 років тому +2

      "It's moisturize me" and it's the voice of Zoe Wanamaker as "Lady Cassandra" one of the last "true" humans left (in an episode that takes place in the future where the sun is finally expanding resulting in the earth being ROASTED.) she is also by no means somebody with any special abilities, just a piece of skin streched over a canvas to continue "living" if you can call it that.

  • @robynvanhorn
    @robynvanhorn 10 років тому +9

    ha thats Geradine Mcawen

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 8 років тому

    0:18 LMBO!

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 2 роки тому +1

    I seriously have to dig my DVD box set out..

  • @JDaubney123
    @JDaubney123 4 роки тому +3

    1:26 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxhalsted5381
    @maxhalsted5381 3 роки тому +1

    At 181 probably your own, lol

  • @danieldamrick2330
    @danieldamrick2330 4 місяці тому

    I loved those and many others of the BBC,😉💜😈

  • @teleroel
    @teleroel 2 роки тому +6

    As a Whovian I was a little bit confused by a 3D Cassandra

  • @SpockBorg5
    @SpockBorg5 2 роки тому +9

    Better series than current dr who

    • @spudhead169
      @spudhead169 Рік тому +2

      Let's face it, the current Who is very low bar. In fact, it's subterranean.

    • @The-Demon-Cola
      @The-Demon-Cola 6 місяців тому

      Especially now, it being LGBTQ written to death by RTD.

  • @Nooziterp1
    @Nooziterp1 2 роки тому +4

    The main reason I watched this series was Chloe Annett. She's delish!

  • @TheRealLongname
    @TheRealLongname 11 місяців тому

    Omg I love her from mulberry

  • @thegrayknight71
    @thegrayknight71 8 років тому +6

    Oh Gooood this is so funny. 181? Probably your own. Looool.

  • @AntWill919
    @AntWill919 3 роки тому

    "I'm not gonna say that!!?"

  • @degrelleholt6314
    @degrelleholt6314 2 роки тому +3

    I love Kryten.

  • @Tayvin4042
    @Tayvin4042 Рік тому +1

    "I read it on this mission directive here."
    Then it's not really a theory if you have proof XD

  • @AndrewChapman
    @AndrewChapman 8 місяців тому

    Of all Series 8 episodes, "Cassandra" was definitely the closest to standard Red Dwarf format. Once the Dwarfers are separated from the other Canaries that is (apart from Warden Knot popping up at one point) and then encounter Cassandra. Feels more like the Series 4-6 days.

  • @OrderofthePipe
    @OrderofthePipe 2 роки тому +8

    Still infinitely better writing than anything happening in Star Trek right now!

  • @seanpatrickcain2
    @seanpatrickcain2 10 років тому +1

    2:40 MEGA ROFL
    1:00 MEGA LOL

  • @zombieshoot4318
    @zombieshoot4318 Місяць тому

    Of course this does show the computer is not 100% accurate.

  • @robmortimer4150
    @robmortimer4150 2 роки тому +3

    7 and 8 were pretty weak, but this episode showed the show still had potential

  • @LoryLandskipper
    @LoryLandskipper 14 років тому

    @123lard123
    she'd say no, but you can be downloaded into a floating head and live forever as a future predicting computer face.

  • @maribyla1
    @maribyla1 14 років тому +1

    I would just chat with her and try to find the flaw in the matrix :)

  • @mkprocter882
    @mkprocter882 Рік тому

    181? but Lister is already over 300,000,000 years old.

  • @teleroel
    @teleroel 2 роки тому

    A 181, probably your own (bra-illant!)

  • @tango909
    @tango909 14 років тому +1

    what question would you ask !!!

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 2 роки тому

      Saturdays lottery numbers….

  • @ROOTMITTEN
    @ROOTMITTEN 4 роки тому +4

    theresa may stole her entire look from this character

  • @ProcolHarum1967
    @ProcolHarum1967 14 років тому +3

    No she was in Miss Marple or something like that.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 років тому +4

      ProcolHarum1967 Quite a few things - well known actress.

    • @colinleighton7113
      @colinleighton7113 4 роки тому

      think she was the mother in my family

  • @Chronos146
    @Chronos146 6 років тому

    i want one how much

  • @michalbukvai7548
    @michalbukvai7548 7 років тому +1

    I would love Kristine to return for season XI

    • @davidpetch
      @davidpetch 5 років тому +3

      The seasons with Kachinski were the worst. All rest are awesome.

  • @tatarqa
    @tatarqa 9 років тому

    she looks like shodan

  • @TheWomblemaster
    @TheWomblemaster 10 років тому

    which series is this?

  • @xXxLiabilityLukeexXx
    @xXxLiabilityLukeexXx 14 років тому

    @knightdrako Yes it is :D

  • @terryperring104
    @terryperring104 4 роки тому +1

    Bob Grant is missed. Did they fall out?

  • @R33Racer
    @R33Racer 4 роки тому +1

    Bad news for Norwich.

  • @123lard123
    @123lard123 14 років тому +3

    I would ask if my consciousness exists after I die , but I might be really depressed if she said no

  • @MonkeyButtMovies1
    @MonkeyButtMovies1 Рік тому

    So Lister will died at 181 and also within the hour?

  • @cheekyegg
    @cheekyegg 4 роки тому

    Red Dwarf ended series 6

  • @thisisdavid2
    @thisisdavid2 2 роки тому

    Geraldine McEwan was the best :)

  • @MeaHeaR
    @MeaHeaR Рік тому

    ÕMĞ é PôWéŘ-PhÛľĽ Phunny Orrrsé-Strâylêans

  • @Nounismisation
    @Nounismisation 5 років тому

    Is that Anna Massey?

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +3

      Who? It's a British thespian called Geraldine McEwen who became well known on TV after this for playing Miss Marple.

    • @zacmumblethunder7466
      @zacmumblethunder7466 5 років тому +3

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 She was one of those actresses that turned up in a lot of things and was always brilliant but didn't seem to get the attention she deserved, until, as you say, Miss Marple.

    • @Lucasrainford
      @Lucasrainford 5 років тому

      @@zacmumblethunder7466 The prime of Miss Jean Brodie too.

  • @thegrandmuftiofwakanda
    @thegrandmuftiofwakanda 5 років тому +4

    Season 7-8 were total write offs, but wow did it make a great comeback all those years later!

    • @adammclaughlin845
      @adammclaughlin845 5 років тому +4

      When? It's been rubbish ever since Rob Grant left.

    • @MrBannystar
      @MrBannystar 4 роки тому

      I never understood ALL the hate that series 7 got, but I understand about series 8. I remember watching it on original transmission and gave up after the 2nd episode. Series 6 will always be my favourite.

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 7 років тому +13

    The awkward moment when they repeated this joke in season 10.

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 5 років тому +3

      Oh, the predictive command response computer? Little different because that's supposed to be guessing what users will order based on personality data, not actually seeing the future. But yes, a little too similar, too.

    • @adamnfiddle8065
      @adamnfiddle8065 5 років тому

      There's a season 10?

    • @shathriel
      @shathriel 5 років тому

      @@adamnfiddle8065 and 11 and 12

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +1

      Where have you been? There's been 3 more series since Back to Earth and there will be a series 13 filmed in 2019 so you've got some catching up to do @@adamnfiddle8065

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +3

      What's awkward about it? Red Dwarf has repeated many concepts at this stage like the clones of the crew that have different personalities or the time travel plotlines that are paradoxes, this falls under the computer that has become more a hindrance than a help you best stick Queeg in with that category too then.

  • @autisticlads6930
    @autisticlads6930 3 роки тому

    i love red dwarf but is this a jojo reference?

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 5 років тому +2

    At least two funny logical errors in this bit alone. 1) Computer that sees and hears the fixed future shouldn't be able to predict a question never spoken aloud. 2) The only reason one character is even in danger of dying is the scare from the prediction which would never get made if he doesn't die. Effect cannot equal cause.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +8

      Picking logical errors in Red Dwarf is a pointless exercise since just about all of it has logic errors, Rob and Doug were incredibly sloppy about logic and continuity so I wouldn't start feeling too smug about it Rob Grant openly didn't give a flaming fuck about consistency.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 5 років тому

      I disagree with point 1. To predict the future, of which she is a part, she would also need to be able to know which question she will answer even if it were not spoken aloud. Which in this case it was, a few seconds later.
      I also disagree with point 2. If he wouldn't have died if not for the self-fulfilling prophecy, then it is just murder. Pre-mediated in this case, because she must have known.
      What puzzles me is why they even need canaries when they have a computer than can already predict their uselessness.

    • @markwilliams8369
      @markwilliams8369 3 роки тому +1

      You may be overthinking Red Dwarf

    • @Commanderziff
      @Commanderziff 2 роки тому

      Also all of the Canaries can't die if four of them survive. That exchange made no sense.

    • @tomasvolejnik2809
      @tomasvolejnik2809 2 роки тому

      since it's all one big parody to sci-fi genre, it makes perfect sense to me :D

  • @pantarei8382
    @pantarei8382 2 роки тому +3

    the moment they added that woman to the show it was all downhill... the seasons before was EPIC,... when the crew was rimmer, cat , lister and krayten

    • @troubledspirit3328
      @troubledspirit3328 2 роки тому

      I agree

    • @AbelMcTalisker
      @AbelMcTalisker 2 роки тому +2

      I preferred Clair Grogan in the part.

    • @HordrissTheConfuser
      @HordrissTheConfuser 2 роки тому +1

      The trouble is that the entire project was a mens' space. This had advantages and disadvantages. There was generally good camaraderie between those involved, and disputes tended not to last long. The disadvantage was that introducing a woman to this environment after so many years altered the atmosphere. They're all clearly working hard, but Chloe Annett and the rest of the cast just don't seem to gel very well, and the writers seemed to struggle to write a female regular cast member.
      It doesn't help that what we knew of Kochanski's character had already been established as an idealised version in Lister's mind. The later version had very little to do with the original character, from her accent to her behaviour.

  • @knightdrako
    @knightdrako 14 років тому +4

    Is the computer the mom from my family?

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 5 років тому +1

      There was no mom in My Family. There was a mum though.

  • @justsomestranger4894
    @justsomestranger4894 6 років тому +2

    Is this the same actress who played Cassandra in Doctor Who?

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +3

      Duno how you could get those two confused, their voices are completely different, the woman who played Cassandra in Dr Who was the same woman who plays Madame Hooch the broomstick teacher in Harry Potter. Geraldine McEwen went on to play Miss Marple after this.

    • @favesongslist
      @favesongslist 2 роки тому

      No that was Zoë Wanamaker

    • @tickletorture
      @tickletorture 2 місяці тому +1

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 I wouldn't say they're completely different, they're quite similar.

  • @tibbletoadgaming4559
    @tibbletoadgaming4559 9 років тому +3

    She is wrong once though , when she says what kryton was about to say he doesnt finish his sentence so he never said what she said he would say becuas she already saidf it for him, ........

    • @markheyes287
      @markheyes287 5 років тому +2

      Dun dun dunnnnnn!

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +1

      He was still intending to say it though is the point she just put him off

  • @supervenom1
    @supervenom1 6 років тому +1

    Christ dark days of red dwarf 8-11 :(

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 5 років тому +3

    Teresa May hasn't changed much.

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 2 роки тому

      If Mrs May could have seen the future she would still be PM.

  • @vorebiz
    @vorebiz Рік тому

    If it wasn't for the- frankly- slightly uncomfortable scenes with Rimmer and Kochanski (what is with series 8 and it's weird sleazy sexual stuff?) this is a bonafide classic episode in an otherwise mediocre series.

    • @dwibs93
      @dwibs93 10 місяців тому

      1999 was full of that stuff I swear.

  • @markhodgson2348
    @markhodgson2348 2 роки тому

    But nobody will believe your

  • @sweetjoey2
    @sweetjoey2 Рік тому

    series 1 was meh at times. it got better when kryton joined

  • @TardisGal4419
    @TardisGal4419 5 років тому

    this is the same actor as casandra from doctor who

    • @Trev359
      @Trev359 5 років тому +2

      Sorry, no it isn't. This Cassandra is Geraldine McEwan. Cassandra from Dr Who is Zoë Wanamaker

    • @TardisGal4419
      @TardisGal4419 5 років тому

      @@Trev359 aw damn

  • @colinstewart1432
    @colinstewart1432 2 роки тому

    She tasty 😋

  • @scallopohare9431
    @scallopohare9431 2 роки тому

    What bleep put a laugh track to this?

    • @austinseven4720
      @austinseven4720 10 місяців тому +2

      Aside from series 7 (this is from 8) and Back To Earth, all Red Dwarf was filmed in front of a live audience. Not a laugh track.

    • @scallopohare9431
      @scallopohare9431 10 місяців тому

      @@austinseven4720 live and learn! Thank you.

  • @anonb4632
    @anonb4632 6 років тому +1

    None of this was funny. Always thought Red Dwarf died around when the new Kochanski came on board.

    • @optimisticwhovian1726
      @optimisticwhovian1726 5 років тому +6

      That's your opinion not fact, whats funny is reliant on the person's own sense of humour. This is no different from any other series in terms of the style of humour you're just biased because youre yet another nerd boy who didn't like them having a woman on the team.

    • @bandyboo2805
      @bandyboo2805 3 роки тому

      @@optimisticwhovian1726 Greed up to here "That's your opinion not fact, whats funny is reliant on the person's own sense of humour. This is no different from any other series in terms of the style of humour "