"Ain't No Rest for the Triggered" - Social Justice: The Musical

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  • Опубліковано 10 тра 2016
  • Social Justice: The Musical Part III is a go!
    Free Download - Support if you want chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/trac...
    Artwork by David Razi ► / davidrazi
    David Razi's UA-cam Channel ► bit.ly/1NeSMnn
    Borderlands Art by Laika Sobers ► / laikasobers
    LYRICS
    Well I shared a thought online
    It was an innocuous tweet
    I didn't really think much of it at the time
    But then a couple of days later
    I was fired from my job
    And the reason left me well beyond surprised
    Someone had taken what I said
    Wrote a ridiculous op-ed
    And spread it all over the goddamn internet
    I came in contact with the author
    And I asked her, "Hey, what gives"
    She messaged me and this is what she said,
    "Oh, there ain't no rest for the tiggered
    We're easily displeased
    We've got hair to dye
    We've got tears to cry
    Please gimme your sympathy
    No I won't let loose, I get my news
    From places like Salon
    No there ain't no rest for the triggered
    Donate to my Patreon"
    Not even fifteen minutes later
    I had come across a crowd
    It was a protest over something someone said
    They called for the resignation
    Of a man who seemed quite patient
    In explaining what it was he really meant
    Apparently the crowd was mad
    That he didn't wanna ban
    Halloween costumes that might have offended some
    When I tried to intervene
    A lady lunged out right at me
    She summoned some muscle, and then began to hum
    So now a couple hours passed
    I'm walking up to my front door
    But from my peripheral vision I could see
    That a man had dropped his keys
    And like a gymnast on trapeze
    I caught them in mid-air and said, "Sir, you dropped these"
    He turned around in pure disgust
    He said, "I'm not even a man
    I'm a bigendered girl with manly tendencies"
    I said, "Okay, Sir, whatever"
    And he called up the police
    Now I'm serving six to ten cuz I dared to disagree
    MY SOCIAL MEDIA
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @CobaltTheCrusader
    @CobaltTheCrusader 7 років тому +11652

    I saw a post on Tumblr that called this song "Cringey".
    As if anyone on Tumblr has the right to call something Cringey lol

    • @TheDarkSlayer415
      @TheDarkSlayer415 7 років тому +446

      I also think the Borderlands franchise is far from being called a "cringey" game series. If you're looking at cringe-inducing games, it's either FNaF or Undertale.
      Sorry, had to mention Borderlands since "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked" is in Borderlands 1.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 7 років тому +508

      The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ No, undertale is actually quite good. It has some interesting and genuinely new ideas.
      It's the fanbase that's awful.

    • @TheDarkSlayer415
      @TheDarkSlayer415 7 років тому +117

      Josh Barrett Honestly, I found the dialogue cringe inducing and overall felt that it was underwhelming (no pun intended) and I thought it was mediocre. Now, since this is a parody of a song used in Borderlands, shall we talk about a superior game franchise?

    • @immortalfade2677
      @immortalfade2677 7 років тому +11

      i want to die because this song he remixed a good song :( ima kms

    • @luxion25
      @luxion25 7 років тому +128

      Honestly Borderlands is alot more cringe than as compared to undertale. and I think you mean Undertale and FNAF's Fandom, the games themselves are fine, so to say. Borderlands itself has a writer that likes to force, well, alot of things in the story, without purpose. For example, a character that gets voicelines where they pretty much say that hes gay repeatedly, even though it has little to no relevance to the story.

  • @ChrisRayGun
    @ChrisRayGun  8 років тому +4269

    UA-cam has decided, after a month long Fair Use dispute, that I can't make money from this video. Which is fucking wonderful. I spent too much time on this not to show you guys, so fuck it. Here you go. You can still support me by downloading the track here -
    chrisraygun.bandcamp.com/track/aint-no-rest-for-the-triggered
    It's free, but you can pay if you want. This took a long time to make. Hope you enjoy. Give some love to the artists too. Peace. #FuckUA-cam
    Also, here's the link if it's blocked in your country facebook.com/ChrisRayMaldonado/

    • @kreecom
      @kreecom 8 років тому +107

      +Chris Ray Gun I thought that the DMCA only allowed a 14 days period for the "copyright" holder to sue you. If they do not sue within that period, they must restore your claimed rights by law?

    • @dearcaterina
      @dearcaterina 8 років тому +146

      +Chris Ray Gun Aint no rest for the US copyright office

    • @killgriffinnow
      @killgriffinnow 8 років тому +26

      You're still going to make more Social Justice musicals though, right?

    • @TheFlannelSamurai
      @TheFlannelSamurai 8 років тому +109

      +Chris Ray Gun On what grounds did UA-cam decide that? This seems like a pretty obvious case of fair use.

    • @alex2spac12spac4
      @alex2spac12spac4 8 років тому +102

      this is clearly fair use. wtf

  • @TheAlphazoneYT
    @TheAlphazoneYT 4 роки тому +4953

    If you got offended by this, you proved his point

    • @RealMephres
      @RealMephres 4 роки тому +55

      CRG regrets making this so LMAO

    • @lShadow426l
      @lShadow426l 4 роки тому +45

      @@RealMephres He cringes more at how quickly it went out of date then making it

    • @yukimabi5225
      @yukimabi5225 4 роки тому +261

      @@lShadow426l I don't know about that. It's more relevant than ever due to the crazy shit going on in 2020. We're getting even more people cancelled left and right than ever.

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 4 роки тому +27

      @@lShadow426l people that use cringe are retards

    • @TiltedRose
      @TiltedRose 4 роки тому +4

      @@yukimabi5225 you misspelled irrelevant

  • @IBeProFun
    @IBeProFun 4 роки тому +1419

    This was a warning from the future...
    *and none of us listened*

    • @thevisitor4282
      @thevisitor4282 4 роки тому +27

      I just found it I wasn't warned fast enough

    • @IBeProFun
      @IBeProFun 4 роки тому +42

      @Amish brotherhood
      Far more of them are justified compared to back then, I agree. But there are also lots of unjustified ones, as well ones that may have been justified that turned violent. There are also a lot of events in the song that have happened that have nothing to do with the protests and riots. Such as "Excuse me, it is Ma'am" at gamestop.
      Or the white professor who refused to leave the college campus for "diversity" day, and he was calmly trying to explain himself while he was surrounded by angry, screaming students

    • @theyoutubesenger5814
      @theyoutubesenger5814 4 роки тому +8

      To quote a popular randy marsh line "We Didn't Listen!"

    • @masteryoda5150
      @masteryoda5150 4 роки тому +17

      @Amish brotherhood yeah "protest" were justified. HMMMM....

    • @StabbyTheSkaven
      @StabbyTheSkaven 4 роки тому +20

      @@masteryoda5150 protests about a man being killed by police violence were justified. Riots were not. Just to make myself clear here: for me the notion to reinstate segregation in colleges does not count as a Protest. It is an Ideological attack on the freedom of people. That does not mean that america has no problems with police violence. How much of it is due to racism i cannot say but the problem itself is undeniable. Sorry if my English isnt that great im german.

  • @SheldonKooper666
    @SheldonKooper666 6 років тому +1442

    "serving 6 to 10 because I dared to disagree"
    Count dankula right there.

    • @Itri_Vega
      @Itri_Vega 5 років тому +41

      Same as the line about someone taking a joke quite literally.... May the pug be with us.

    • @leedoyle9007
      @leedoyle9007 5 років тому +5

      @The Director What?

    • @adolfjackson8602
      @adolfjackson8602 5 років тому +10

      No its cock blockula

    • @elconnerre9470
      @elconnerre9470 5 років тому +7

      F to pay respects

    • @pyjamasmate4838
      @pyjamasmate4838 5 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

  • @vaskedagame880
    @vaskedagame880 5 років тому +2673

    I randomly got this recommended, even youtube knows this shit is getting real

    • @zzatomicforcezz3555
      @zzatomicforcezz3555 5 років тому +14

      Vaske Da Game , I for some reason felt compelled to say amen to your comment.

    • @zyzsgy
      @zyzsgy 5 років тому +3

      Ditto. Why is this in my feed again?

    • @garou9045
      @garou9045 5 років тому +1

      Nothing is “getting real” you’re delusional if you think any of the stuff mentioned in the video is remotely true. It’s all just strawman bullshit stereotypes from Twitter/tumblr.

    • @MrStefanollll
      @MrStefanollll 5 років тому +30

      @@garou9045 so you are triggered?

    • @BUGCANDYY
      @BUGCANDYY 5 років тому +12

      This was made 2 years ago yet jere we are all watching this cause youtube finally got some of its shit together

  • @li3098
    @li3098 Рік тому +26

    I just watched like 6+ grown adults have a meltdown on Discord, swear at someone, and call them down for like almost 30 minutes... because they referred to an in-game outfit as a "gimp suit". And thats literally it Im not even exaggerating. also Im a "Douchebag" and "Blocked" for saying it doesnt really matter and I asked them not to be mean to someone which is arguably way worse. It's not like the item has feelings

  • @kek_2437
    @kek_2437 2 роки тому +162

    this aged like the worlds finest wine

    • @extremelynormalperson
      @extremelynormalperson 8 місяців тому +4

      I think you meant "like the world's oldest milk" lmao

    • @kek_2437
      @kek_2437 7 місяців тому +5

      yeah you're right lmao why was i like this a year ago

    • @extremelynormalperson
      @extremelynormalperson 7 місяців тому +1

      @@kek_2437 same lol

    • @Savevade
      @Savevade 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kek_2437in what way did it not age well? If anything, things have gotten worse since this song was made.

  • @GrizzlyClawss
    @GrizzlyClawss 5 років тому +1895

    Was searching for *"Ain't no rest for the......."* when *"triggered"* came up.
    I'm pleased

    • @noseyrosey96
      @noseyrosey96 4 роки тому +10

      I looked up triggered sjw cuz it's funny as f

    • @iane7474
      @iane7474 4 роки тому +7

      Im so proud of this community

    • @THEDEVAST4TOR
      @THEDEVAST4TOR 4 роки тому +1

      Yep same

    • @aterval8157
      @aterval8157 4 роки тому +2

      Same lol

    • @evan-vl9iq
      @evan-vl9iq 4 роки тому

      @@noseyrosey96 the term sjw has been ruined by the cringy anti-sjws like No Bullshit who gets triggered by anything.
      How ironic.

  • @theshoesofluci2986
    @theshoesofluci2986 7 років тому +5908

    My mom teaches human rights and gender studies and writes for salon. Help.
    Edit: doods i commented this three years ago during my rebellious phase..I don’t feel the same way

    • @gatst7680
      @gatst7680 7 років тому +616

      iluvmanga
      I'd say show her this song, but that would probably make it worse

    • @_RealG0dFather
      @_RealG0dFather 7 років тому +460

      iluvmanga
      I would love to help, but I would say that your best optimal decision would be to avoid contact at all costs and report to the local authorities immediately.

    • @TheJediHero
      @TheJediHero 7 років тому +389

      iluvmanga just don't talk/ listen to her about politics. Just survive. Good luck.

    • @Shangori
      @Shangori 7 років тому +303

      Take her to watch a certain movie, the red pill.
      Without kidding, I've seen people kick out their kids or disown them over rejection their religion, so you might just want to stay low until you can run out screaming

    • @ahmedzogu3284
      @ahmedzogu3284 7 років тому +74

      holy shit

  • @TK0921
    @TK0921 3 роки тому +587

    It's depressing that this song has only become more relevant over time.

    • @noahb9596
      @noahb9596 3 роки тому +6

      Right!

    • @mineflameblade8788
      @mineflameblade8788 3 роки тому +10

      What a shitty world we live in?

    • @kingdipshiz
      @kingdipshiz 3 роки тому +8

      Songs tend to do that. Problems only get worse before they get better. See you in the gulag friend.

    • @garrettviewegh677
      @garrettviewegh677 3 роки тому +2

      True. Unfortunately there are people like this that ruin other people’s lives for petty reasons and don’t receive any consequences.

    • @llIlIlllII
      @llIlIlllII 2 роки тому +1

      @@mineflameblade8788 the real world tends to be better than the internet. Kind of.

  • @redcarp9867
    @redcarp9867 3 роки тому +26

    Funny thing is, the original music video ‘began’, in the aftermath of a car crash. While this one ‘ended’, with a car crash.

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 2 роки тому

      No, both videos began and ended with a car crash

  • @RubinReport
    @RubinReport 8 років тому +4162

    Chris Ray Gun is a starter on the Sanity All-Star Team.

    • @InfinteIdeas
      @InfinteIdeas 8 років тому +44

      +The Rubin Report When are you going to have him and Milo in the same room

    • @rafimeir7599
      @rafimeir7599 8 років тому +41

      +The Rubin Report Chris Ray Gun, Milo Yiannopoulos, Christina Hoff Sommers, and yourself: that's a round-table I'd watch 3 hours of.

    • @Pebphiz
      @Pebphiz 8 років тому +3

      +Rafi Meir That sounds flipping amazing. Make it happen, Rubin!

    • @masterofinsanity1993
      @masterofinsanity1993 8 років тому +8

      +The Rubin Report Do I smell a guest talk coming, Dave?

    • @smurphftw2008
      @smurphftw2008 8 років тому +17

      +filmthingsarefun June "Sh0eOnHead" Nicole

  • @bizzyb3231
    @bizzyb3231 8 років тому +320

    The whole fired from his job is now accurate since UA-cam is screwing content creators over in favor for the triggered.

    • @danielbob2628
      @danielbob2628 7 років тому +68

      It was accurate long before that.

    • @DaScribbler
      @DaScribbler 7 років тому +30

      Everything situation in this video actually happened. It's only exaggerated a little bit

    • @Lubhomir
      @Lubhomir 7 років тому +3

      Look at thunderf00t channel, look for social justice backfires. It was interesting case of bad woman which tried to fire another youtuber from a job, but it backfired on her incredibly.

    • @Marcus-ir8yt
      @Marcus-ir8yt 7 років тому +14

      These are based on real events.

    • @abdulmasaiev9024
      @abdulmasaiev9024 7 років тому +18

      It was not about that. Look at the art, and the dongle in his pants. It's about this: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/03/how-dongle-jokes-got-two-people-fired-and-led-to-ddos-attacks/
      Note: it says "two people fired", but I was only able to confirm the actual firing of one. It was for two extremely innocuous nerd jokes they told to each other while just chatting in a conference room. Well, the feminist didn't like those jokes (for reasons absurd and hypocritical, but what do you expect), so she sneakily took a picture of the pair and then went off to cry to their bosses.
      The nice thing about the story is that the idiot feminist got fired too, but the fired developer wasn't un-fired, and knowing feminists she not only landed softly, she also will use this as a badge of Real Victim.

  • @TheTrueDiablix
    @TheTrueDiablix 3 місяці тому +48

    It's so depressing how this aged...I wish we could go back to the days where it was ONLY this bad.

  • @Danger11007
    @Danger11007 3 роки тому +477

    Imagine being a veteran and coming back home to find out that people are using your term for ptsd as a way to play the victim card

    • @violabentham1638
      @violabentham1638 2 роки тому +25

      Why we need to return to using the term "shell-shocked"

    • @reubenkennedy3154
      @reubenkennedy3154 2 роки тому +53

      There’s a lot more than that. I went in in 2004 and did ten years. I came out of the army bubble to a country that I largely didn’t even recognize. Went straight into college only to find out just how insane everything had become. Like wow, did I waste my time defending something that didn’t even exist?

    • @rickd8174
      @rickd8174 2 роки тому +5

      I don't have to imagine.

    • @AdmiralHalimesh
      @AdmiralHalimesh 2 роки тому +14

      @@reubenkennedy3154 pretty sickening isn't it?

    • @Falcata_Kokoro
      @Falcata_Kokoro 2 роки тому

      @@violabentham1638 Yes because it's those damned war vets who watch their closest friends get blown apart are who need to change their terms. How dare they!

  • @kefinkatt
    @kefinkatt 6 років тому +2758

    2018, this is not a parady anymore. It is reality

    • @rosemarydear
      @rosemarydear 5 років тому +36

      right?

    • @fuckfacefuckthishshit8762
      @fuckfacefuckthishshit8762 5 років тому +9

      Sorry but it's parody

    • @georgeblair2486
      @georgeblair2486 5 років тому +20

      Preach. My comment was aimed at the person who said this is now reality.

    • @nasinnarcotics
      @nasinnarcotics 5 років тому +10

      Sadly, your grammar isn't a parody either.

    • @smorgastarta4205
      @smorgastarta4205 5 років тому +30

      George Blair
      It's reality, you could call the Cops for words that makes you feel "oppressed" in the UK. You could get someone fired for a Joke (James Gunn), etc.

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard8 8 років тому +883

    "Got hair to dye and tears to cry"
    They should adopt it as their new motto.

    • @beatrice6675
      @beatrice6675 7 років тому

      ITS FUCKIN ZARYA

    • @BlueBleedStl
      @BlueBleedStl 7 років тому +1

      10 more likes, come on we can summon Satan

  • @toastingtony9104
    @toastingtony9104 3 роки тому +64

    chris ray guns social justice musicals will age like the finest wine

  • @risingofthethorn1197
    @risingofthethorn1197 4 місяці тому +15

    Sweet Baby inc brought me back.

  • @loudmcleod7127
    @loudmcleod7127 5 років тому +2358

    Just realized this is 3 years old now but even more accurate than ever.

  • @briankeogh335
    @briankeogh335 4 роки тому +5057

    You’ll never know what this comment originally was to upset everyone

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 4 роки тому +224

      @Hot-blooded & Half-German looks like someone's fuckin salty
      Or is it sour?

    • @shadowteam9943
      @shadowteam9943 4 роки тому +46

      Comment Award right here 🥇

    • @originalcomment4818
      @originalcomment4818 4 роки тому +139

      @Hot-blooded & Half-German you mean the soy you drink?

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 4 роки тому +135

      @Hot-blooded & Half-German you sound like you're very tired
      Like you haven't had any rest in a while

    • @bastionunitb7388
      @bastionunitb7388 4 роки тому +189

      @Hot-blooded & Half-German
      Oh I thought it was because
      THERE AIN'T NO REST FOR THE TRIGGERED!

  • @joaovideira3493
    @joaovideira3493 4 роки тому +34

    The way this is becoming real it's terrifying

    • @Cableguy15
      @Cableguy15 4 роки тому +11

      It's been going on for a while now. We used to laugh at these crazed people, but no one ever did anything about them because that's the nature of a free society. Now these same people have power.

    • @meganaxeliar
      @meganaxeliar 4 роки тому +3

      Oh they’ve always been around, fvcking our nations up. They’re all the more prevalent now in 2020; in fact, it’s the whole ‘progressive’-left.

    • @theatricult
      @theatricult 2 роки тому +2

      its been real for a long time now

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 2 роки тому +1

      This has been real since at least 2014.

    • @scienceroom7651
      @scienceroom7651 2 роки тому

      Yeah like why people get offended about God

  • @popinyourdog4321
    @popinyourdog4321 8 місяців тому +72

    I can't believe this song just got more and more accurate 7 years later.

    • @littlemrsmods7998
      @littlemrsmods7998 7 місяців тому +4

      Although I'm far from a leftist, and back in the day this was very accurate, misogyny and homophobia has never been more rampant so it definitely isn't 'more accurate' just because you don't see the other side.

    • @popinyourdog4321
      @popinyourdog4321 7 місяців тому +14

      @@littlemrsmods7998 Umm, I mean we can agree to disagree that misogyny and homophobia have never been more rampant, considering same sex can now get married, almost every company has equality quotas, and pride month is celebrated openly by governments, corporations (even if its just a way to earn money) and the LGB community in general. Plus crimes against them are always said to be hateful by pretty much everyone in the public sphere.

    • @goose9515
      @goose9515 7 місяців тому +3

      @@popinyourdog4321 good, people getting harassed or killed for who they are should never be okay

    • @popinyourdog4321
      @popinyourdog4321 7 місяців тому +4

      @@goose9515 correct

    • @Sharkfurter
      @Sharkfurter 6 місяців тому +1

      Are you 8 years old??

  • @thetechsupportguy3537
    @thetechsupportguy3537 7 років тому +2650

    I sang this on the campus and got a warning from some chick to stop singing negative spreading songs.

    • @thetechsupportguy3537
      @thetechsupportguy3537 7 років тому +243

      Its just retarded, america stop spreading sjw bullshit cause its catching on to my country!

    • @SirShwibert
      @SirShwibert 7 років тому +140

      So what did you do? I would've kept going just even louder.

    • @WolframiteWraith
      @WolframiteWraith 7 років тому +111

      I really wish there would be some advance warning of some triggered idiots protesting at a school so someone could sneak in to the school office and put this song on speaker.

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 7 років тому +22

      Hey if come and sing it with you! I'll wear a T shirt that'll be sure to trigger em!

    • @stevengrogan9972
      @stevengrogan9972 7 років тому +14

      time to find your campus and put on my MAGA hat then 😉

  • @whatsupwhip
    @whatsupwhip 5 років тому +1460

    It gets depressing when you realize this is exactly how it is nowadays.

  • @Ragman2
    @Ragman2 4 місяці тому +13

    More relevant today than it was 7 years ago

  • @house4667
    @house4667 Рік тому +54

    Aged like fine wine

  • @dat_gamer2901
    @dat_gamer2901 6 років тому +751

    "what are ya in for"
    "i disagreed with a feminist"
    "i..i dont want no trouble"

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 6 років тому +68

      *scoffs from dark side of the common ground that was in earshot* "I'm just a straight white male conservative that said we should look at the facts"

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 6 років тому +28

      "There's a lot of bad people here, gun owners, Christians, pretty much anybody Right of them"

    • @benjaminwertz2379
      @benjaminwertz2379 6 років тому +17

      "I said white guilt was a fallacy"

    • @baronvon57
      @baronvon57 6 років тому +11

      Caleb Short "Can it you two, your gonna be here for a long time after what you did."

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 6 років тому +8

      *smirks* Jawohl, mein Kommandant

  • @ventusvindictus
    @ventusvindictus 7 років тому +1743

    I'm honestly amazed at the lack of flame wars in these comments. It appears you have all managed to keep you brain cells. Well done, everyone. Well done.

    • @angrydragonslayer
      @angrydragonslayer 7 років тому +21

      i'm scared of when the multiflagging goes viral :(
      british cops and feminazis already abused it with the trusted flaggers and now everyone knows it

    • @mickeynotmouse
      @mickeynotmouse 7 років тому +15

      all ideologies have communities like this where it's just a giant circlejerk

    • @rajajonconcon
      @rajajonconcon 7 років тому +10

      better a circlejerk to a fanatic cult like internet sjw

    • @mickeynotmouse
      @mickeynotmouse 7 років тому +2

      sure man

    • @jkbscopes1236
      @jkbscopes1236 7 років тому +5

      i agree i think this is just conected with everyones triggers

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 2 роки тому +21

    WAIT THIS WAS MADE SIX YEARS AGO!? THIS IS LITERALLY ACCURATE TO TODAY.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Рік тому

      2012: These ultra progressives are locked in their little niche subforums and college campuses and made fun by the internet.
      2016: They escape their subforums and begin infesting every major website, destroying it from within and causing mass censorship.
      2020: They advance into every facet of the real world and begin making it all absolutely terrible
      2022: Hell world.

    • @markedfang
      @markedfang 4 місяці тому +1

      Every single instance (well, aside from the last one) had already happened when this came out. And Peterson was already being persecuted for that last one.

  • @LuigitheMan20
    @LuigitheMan20 3 роки тому +125

    Man, 2016 was a wild year. Looking back on it now:
    - Chris is now a gaming news channel
    - Leafy's channel's dead
    - Sargon of Akkad is now a lolcow
    - Politics have gotten to the point where your wildest imagination can predict the next political statement
    If I could go back, I'd spend more time with my mom than I did then.

    • @jeffreydean7556
      @jeffreydean7556 2 роки тому +12

      Pretty on-point, though I'm not sure what you mean about Sargon. He went from fun, but not very well-read edgelord to a fairly well-spoken dad doing a podcast about world events and book reviews.

    • @WhoGaveHit
      @WhoGaveHit 2 роки тому +2

      It's never too late to spend time with your mom, give her a call, go to visit

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 роки тому +5

      @@WhoGaveHit I get the impression that his mom died...

    • @WhoGaveHit
      @WhoGaveHit 2 роки тому +1

      @@_Stormfather oh..

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 2 роки тому +6

      Not quite sure what you mean about Carl becoming a lol cow dudes got a family and successful business.
      Then again my metric for lol cow is Dragonlord and Hassan Piker

  • @nobodyofconsequence5945
    @nobodyofconsequence5945 5 років тому +8465

    I want somebody to have the balls to sing this on America's got talent

    • @nusdrapoel897
      @nusdrapoel897 4 роки тому +478

      Well, if no one else will...

    • @heavenlybog5845
      @heavenlybog5845 4 роки тому +312

      @@nusdrapoel897 where you at? We need to rehearse

    • @gonthebait6562
      @gonthebait6562 4 роки тому +229

      Challenge accepted, once I’m old enough, I’ll learn the lyrics and do it

    • @alexbaribeault
      @alexbaribeault 4 роки тому +95

      @@gonthebait6562 How are we gonna know it's you when it happens?
      More importantly, how are you gonna pull it off?

    • @gonthebait6562
      @gonthebait6562 4 роки тому +161

      Alex Baribeault they don’t call me Big Balls McGuiness for nothin

  • @icantthinkofagoodusername.9105
    @icantthinkofagoodusername.9105 4 роки тому +3318

    My art teacher actually banned the word ”triggered” from her classroom for the reason that it was obnoxious and overused lol

    • @henrykwhernandez4071
      @henrykwhernandez4071 4 роки тому +392

      Your lucky. My old high school teacher was borderline SJW and she sent me outside to talk and called me sexist just because I exposed Pedophile teachers and music teachers by making a joke that goes a little something like this.
      Q: "Why did the Music teacher go to jail?"
      A: "For fingering a minor."

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +135

      Henry KW Hernandez he called you sexist for making a pedo joke?

    • @antoniobenincasa1018
      @antoniobenincasa1018 4 роки тому +86

      Henry KW Hernandez Fuckin amazing joke.

    • @najlepszekiwi8761
      @najlepszekiwi8761 4 роки тому +101

      sounds like she got a little...triggered...

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 роки тому +38

      @@henrykwhernandez4071 nice joke lad, I hope you have a great day.

  • @sski3466
    @sski3466 3 роки тому +21

    this is still relatable 5 years later

  • @nobilisvaga5267
    @nobilisvaga5267 2 роки тому +28

    This song aged too well

  • @liamleak1272
    @liamleak1272 5 років тому +1142

    Isn't even a parody anymore... it's the truth in western Europe, North America and Australia

    • @arktic117
      @arktic117 5 років тому +8

      liam Leak it’s terrifying how true it is

    • @thescrublord9467
      @thescrublord9467 5 років тому +16

      I live in South Australia and haven't came across any SJW's yet....*yet*

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 5 років тому +25

      holy shit, this isn't just the US?
      sorry to hear that you guys gotta deal with this shit too.

    • @matheuspinheiro4796
      @matheuspinheiro4796 5 років тому +3

      At least Latin America is safe right?!?

    • @komatobeast9122
      @komatobeast9122 5 років тому +17

      @@matheuspinheiro4796 It has it's own SJW's, but compared to North America or Western Europe, the numbers are low. (I hope it doesn't increase by 2020)

  • @xxponyo7332
    @xxponyo7332 5 років тому +5486

    *That moment when you take it as a joke but realize this is literally happening every day.*

    • @eboysix
      @eboysix 5 років тому +64

      Idk man I've never heard of anyone who's been arrested for misgendering someone accidentally

    • @darealrulezbreaker9493
      @darealrulezbreaker9493 5 років тому +179

      @@eboysix good job, you picked the one thing in the video that didnt happen yet so you can pretend his comment is wrong.

    • @eboysix
      @eboysix 5 років тому +27

      @@darealrulezbreaker9493 in fact most leftists I've met are against censorship

    • @darealrulezbreaker9493
      @darealrulezbreaker9493 5 років тому +134

      @@eboysix Thats because most leftists are moderate to center left, while the left extreme lunatics/SJWs are a very loud minority with (somehow) a lot of power and media backup.

    • @eboysix
      @eboysix 5 років тому +19

      @@darealrulezbreaker9493 nah I'm not talking about liberals, I'm talking about leftists. Anarchosyndicalists, intersectionalists, Marxists etc.
      Also I'm curious, which sjws have a lot of power currently?

  • @austinbridges518
    @austinbridges518 3 місяці тому +22

    7 years and this has aged like a fine wine

  • @ProjectTalkGaming
    @ProjectTalkGaming 7 місяців тому +13

    i thought this was more recent, i didnt realize it was 7 years ago, wow this aged perfectly though 🤣

    • @tomtosnametv
      @tomtosnametv 7 місяців тому +3

      It is still good awesome and fire

    • @ellugerdelacruz2555
      @ellugerdelacruz2555 4 місяці тому +2

      This is why the best prophets are comedians..

  • @hugiehun1392
    @hugiehun1392 4 роки тому +597

    "male tears" I love how it's white

    • @blacknwhitegaming
      @blacknwhitegaming 4 роки тому +53

      Some secrets are best kept to yourself XD

    • @skitariiranger4346
      @skitariiranger4346 4 роки тому +15

      Those weren't tears snowflake (haha funny joke)

    • @jerry-wc5gb
      @jerry-wc5gb 4 роки тому +18

      Damn i like how the feminist drink the male tears of happynyess and enjoyment :)

    • @SirHorned19
      @SirHorned19 4 роки тому +48

      At 0:38 her cup literally says "hot cum"

    • @benjamincrew1949
      @benjamincrew1949 4 роки тому +5

      @@SirHorned19 Nice catch. Didn't even see it. XD

  • @valko96
    @valko96 5 років тому +846

    the new game Triggerlands looks fun

    • @yourbrainonegg159
      @yourbrainonegg159 5 років тому +29

      Ah so you want to hear another story huh , one where the very fate of California hangs in the balance.

    • @hectorlima4472
      @hectorlima4472 5 років тому +14

      And they are called "the tumbler hunters"

    • @averagecomrade4390
      @averagecomrade4390 5 років тому +14

      Comes out in 2025 rated T for triggered

    • @240bear8
      @240bear8 5 років тому +2

      Yes yes yes

    • @cobra727
      @cobra727 5 років тому +5

      hope it comes to steam

  • @JackieOwl94
    @JackieOwl94 2 місяці тому +6

    This aged like fine wine…and I’m so sad.

  • @ProfDragonite
    @ProfDragonite Рік тому +12

    More than five years old.
    *More relevant than ever.*

  • @jerrinm7691
    @jerrinm7691 7 років тому +388

    Male tears energy drink looks super suspicious.

    • @IGamebreadI
      @IGamebreadI 7 років тому +38

      Look it up on Urban Dictionary ;]

    • @haoncs
      @haoncs 7 років тому

      Yuck.

    • @haoncs
      @haoncs 7 років тому

      JM Wizzle (Mostly cucks)

    • @moved-imsosorryforeverythi3514
      @moved-imsosorryforeverythi3514 7 років тому

      They're secretly theirs!

    • @robrot404
      @robrot404 7 років тому +7

      Hanzo Wasabisauce That's because male tears is a slang for sperm

  • @Arkalidor
    @Arkalidor 7 років тому +2387

    This seriously makes me want a post-apocalyptic videogame where the lore is basically that SJW movements grew so big they started movements similar to the middle age's crusades, except with modern technology and weaponry and... well, you guess the rest.

    • @montyfatcat8871
      @montyfatcat8871 7 років тому +73

      stupid never changes, not now, not ever

    • @sapphyde90
      @sapphyde90 7 років тому +42

      I actually have been entertaining that thought for over 3-4 years (except not a game but a comic). But hey.. priorities and other stories/settings to share haha!

    • @bleachdrinker632
      @bleachdrinker632 7 років тому +21

      Arkalidor I'd play that

    • @mtatarko1
      @mtatarko1 7 років тому +52

      I don´t know about videogame, but there is polish movie Seksmisja (Sex mission), comedy about world where men are wiped out except 2 frozen protagonists and feminazis rule the (vault)world. BTW it was made in 1984 (coincidence - i think not :D). It should be somewhere on youtube with english subtitles.

    • @kwilberwilber2136
      @kwilberwilber2136 7 років тому +6

      I can try to make that for you.
      Send me some detail's for it and I can make it for you.

  • @dildo_baggins4419
    @dildo_baggins4419 3 роки тому +193

    I know this is a joke, but can we talk about how good this is? He is seriously so talented!

  • @thefisherman0074
    @thefisherman0074 3 роки тому +21

    Don’t delete this, please man.

  • @Delta-es1lg
    @Delta-es1lg 5 років тому +1874

    And then Chris became the legendary Vault Hunter, attempting to find the last bastion of common sense in California.

    • @azayrian1052
      @azayrian1052 5 років тому +20

      Delta 118 amen brother

    • @teatimemfs
      @teatimemfs 5 років тому +31

      He’s looking in the wrong place. California wont help one bit
      Nowhere will.

    • @Profile_Snail
      @Profile_Snail 5 років тому +10

      Apparently they recently passed stricter vaccination legislature. You feeling alright California?

    • @kanevivi
      @kanevivi 5 років тому +3

      @@teatimemfs maybe we need to go to nowhere. Courage the dog will help. Plus then they cant find us because they wont look for nowhere.

    • @tim9680
      @tim9680 5 років тому +4

      He would probably find it sooner in Texas

  • @thacc8216
    @thacc8216 4 роки тому +2685

    I like how all the “triggered” people have over exaggerated expressions and the protagonist only looks slightly annoyed

    • @sparta2705
      @sparta2705 4 роки тому +103

      Yeah, we arent the ones on the extreme here

    • @suggs972
      @suggs972 4 роки тому +73

      That's because Chris is only ever slightly annoyed.

    • @starscream8989
      @starscream8989 4 роки тому +18

      isn't triggered for people who have PTSD though?

    • @tiagoalmeida6857
      @tiagoalmeida6857 4 роки тому +31

      @@starscream8989 kinda with these people u so much as breathe wrong they have a autistic tantrum and go reeeeeeeee

    • @alexbertil2756
      @alexbertil2756 4 роки тому +61

      @@starscream8989 trigger is a term used for when PTSD is "triggered".
      A vietnam veteran "trigger" could be a loud bang or something else.
      These people merely took it from the people who needed it as a legit warning.

  • @Rustcat666
    @Rustcat666 4 місяці тому +11

    Bro just discovered your song now. This one and punch a Nazi are pretty awesome. In Portugal we are called Nazis for leaning center-right 😂

  • @gavinl1565
    @gavinl1565 3 місяці тому +10

    This fits today gaming environment and today's society really well

  • @jonathankreitler5045
    @jonathankreitler5045 7 років тому +523

    The saddest part about it is this is based on real life

  • @foxymangaka
    @foxymangaka 7 років тому +551

    forever a timeless classic

    • @YourFellowArab
      @YourFellowArab 7 років тому +36

      I just found this. its gorgeous.

    • @saint1515
      @saint1515 7 років тому +4

      Fox and Wolf Yes

    • @OfficialTurtleCo
      @OfficialTurtleCo 6 років тому +4

      It would be pretty sad if this song becomes timeless; I hope the SJW movement dies

    • @notallopinionswerecreatede4465
      @notallopinionswerecreatede4465 6 років тому

      Reynaldo Gloria Yes, I think anyone who is at least mildly intelligent would agree.

  • @MrJr1976
    @MrJr1976 4 роки тому +13

    Remember listening to this in college back in 2017. Still absolutely incredible and spot-on. Sad that it is still relevant

  • @filthybonnet
    @filthybonnet 3 роки тому +5

    This showed up on my facebook memories today from 5 years ago. Oh how it's more relevant than it was then.

  • @Pigeon249
    @Pigeon249 5 років тому +1228

    Find it fitting the borderlands parody mentions polygon whilst polygon is saying that borderlands 3 looks like a terrible game

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 5 років тому +20

      @A guy and his games Hang on a tic, there's something debatably _decent_ about that shit stain of a site?!

    • @bluefever292
      @bluefever292 5 років тому +43

      Ain't No Rest for the Wicked is not a Borderlands song. It's a song by Cage the Elephant featured in Borderlands. Kind of like how Big Iron isn't a New Vegas song.

    • @johnvigenna5747
      @johnvigenna5747 5 років тому +8

      Any site like polygon is shit because they judged a game by its cover

    • @mellog1512
      @mellog1512 5 років тому +14

      They said borderlands looks like a terrible game? That's all I need to know their idiots.

    • @mellog1512
      @mellog1512 5 років тому +2

      games tbhgames the honest I thought that too at first when I saw the first borderlands, but over time I grew to love the series. I feel it's one of those games that you can trust to be good.

  • @AWACS_Snowblind
    @AWACS_Snowblind 5 років тому +2738

    A generation from now this may be taught in history as political commentary of the time.
    _And that makes me happy_

    • @arianagrandefromfortnite
      @arianagrandefromfortnite 5 років тому +58

      Also kinda sad tho

    • @redlink8734
      @redlink8734 4 роки тому +53

      Nearly everything in the video is happening now. There was even a White Knight in the video.

    • @edgybatfurry5996
      @edgybatfurry5996 4 роки тому +29

      This *is* the political commentary of our time.

    • @pedropetruzzisilveira5126
      @pedropetruzzisilveira5126 4 роки тому +2

      oh that makes me more than just happy

    • @NoOne-fe3gc
      @NoOne-fe3gc 4 роки тому +14

      Wrong, political commentary is triggerying , thus it will be banned in the future. Ain't no rest for the triggered

  • @dragonmasterknight7
    @dragonmasterknight7 Рік тому +15

    No one knows how well this describes today's society

    • @teemo9141
      @teemo9141 11 місяців тому +1

      You’re a fucking child you sped

    • @TralalaptaTurtleMan
      @TralalaptaTurtleMan 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@teemo9141 😂lol. You just proved his or her point with how you responded.

    • @dragonmasterknight7
      @dragonmasterknight7 11 місяців тому

      @@TralalaptaTurtleMan Did they delete a comment?

    • @TralalaptaTurtleMan
      @TralalaptaTurtleMan 11 місяців тому

      @@dragonmasterknight7 oh ya. They deleted it.

  • @Aldlv13
    @Aldlv13 8 місяців тому +10

    Man this aged like a fine wine

  • @brozack8318
    @brozack8318 6 років тому +1566

    to be honest, i thought most of these would just be memes about "SJWs" and "Feminist"
    but the more and more i watched i started laughing, then immediately realized one thing
    "holy shit these aren't memes"
    "these are real people and they actually do this"
    All of these things happening to society remind me a lot about the book "Fahrenheit 451"
    really got me thinking as to how the dystopian future in that book is becoming more and more real as days go on.

    • @Daece2928
      @Daece2928 5 років тому +11

      Hey I love that book

    • @jerrybrink2244
      @jerrybrink2244 5 років тому +12

      I suggest 1984 by George Orwell. It's an old book (published 1949) and is a bit wordy, but it's still a good read.

    • @brozack8318
      @brozack8318 5 років тому +15

      @Clint Yeastwood that's really interesting, would mind telling me what grade you're in? Also, people not knowing who stalin is may be disastrous, due to history may end up repeating itself if people don't know our history

    • @Zack-fu4lo
      @Zack-fu4lo 5 років тому +11

      So..... does this explain why it seems as if the number of people who supports fucking communism is increasing in the US, you know....
      The fucking country that invaded countries to ‘free’ the people from communist regimes

    • @brozack8318
      @brozack8318 5 років тому +5

      @@Zack-fu4lo oh man, that really cracks me up. A lot of people over here in the US (mostly younger people) support communism, although I do think most of them do it as a joke. Still, i guess it explains why the younger generation is for it.

  • @Arbiter567
    @Arbiter567 7 років тому +1618

    It's ironic because the current lead writer for Borderlands is a huge apologetic SJW.

    • @jdh21403
      @jdh21403 7 років тому +167

      Arbiter567 really!? That shocks me with how irreverent the series is

    • @TheDarkSlayer415
      @TheDarkSlayer415 7 років тому +334

      +Bonzi the Otaku
      Lilith, Maya, and Angel all have "SJW Hair"
      Springs and Hammercock (Hammerlock) are openly homosexual
      Axton and Moxie are confirmed as bisexual
      And Ellie, Scooter's sister, has a whole side mission in Borderlands 2 dedicated to positive body image.
      Then again, nobody cares about the SJW propaganda when all of it is masked up by blood, gore, dark humor, and lots of loot.

    • @The_Big_Jay
      @The_Big_Jay 7 років тому +191

      The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ Personally I think the hair fits the "feeling" of borderlands

    • @TheDarkSlayer415
      @TheDarkSlayer415 7 років тому +200

      Justin Blazak I guess, but I don't give a single shit about the SJW Propaganda of Borderlands.
      Reasons are because;
      1. I hate FemiNazis and SJWs.
      2. Who cares about all that crap when you're trying to farm a Double-Penetrating Unkempt Harold from Savage Lee?!

    • @The_Big_Jay
      @The_Big_Jay 7 років тому +13

      The Dark Slayer #⑥⑨ EXACTLY

  • @kobja2248
    @kobja2248 4 роки тому +20

    You got to cut that last bit because they don't want cops lol

  • @bigdot2355
    @bigdot2355 4 роки тому +206

    This aged like fine wine now as of 2020 things have been a wokeapocalypse

  • @JarOfRats
    @JarOfRats 7 років тому +134

    I wonder how many hamplanet women with pink hair and cat glasses have reported this video as a form of rape...

  • @thegrimcritic5494
    @thegrimcritic5494 5 років тому +475

    We joked years ago. Now we’re simply trying to survive. Such is the curse of those who predict the future.

    • @lisabeavers2032
      @lisabeavers2032 4 роки тому +8

      Ah lyrics are factually actual event's that were caught Recorded the professor & Costumes aother calling fro back up

    • @idunnodo1142
      @idunnodo1142 4 роки тому +11

      @Butt Monkey Entry Date: June 11, 2100 hours.
      The pandemic has worsened. People are dying by the hundreds and infections even faster. The U.S.A seems a lost cause, citizens are out in the streets protesting against racial discrimination due to the murder of one George Floyd. Ignoring these noble yet slightly misguided people, groups within these protests have turned to looting, rioting, and violence. Twitter is now a complete warzone, with straight white men being gunned down, fired and abused left, right and centre. May God have mercy on that poor country.
      Additional Note: People want the police force to be decommissioned.... for everyone but themselves of course. Fucking hypocrit- I mean, Antifa members.

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 4 роки тому +6

      If things don't get better we'll soon be living in apocalyptic wastelands and ghost towns
      Well, at least i get to live one of my childhood dreams

    • @thewolfhunter7493
      @thewolfhunter7493 4 роки тому

      Buy a boat and go explore

    • @mr.mystery9338
      @mr.mystery9338 4 роки тому

      @@idunnodo1142 m8 i love seeing america suffer. They have had free reign over the world for far too long. Now china will be the number 1 superpower.

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming 9 місяців тому +24

    Best line "donate to my patreon". This is the biggest joke of the modern era. Every one claims this righteous cause, then ask for money. Time and again it's proven the people just steal the donations and run off with it...

    • @JustaGuy_Gaming
      @JustaGuy_Gaming 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Paulina_Kohaku One the sad things to happen to medium for sure. While I can't begrudge people making money the fact most the biggest channels started as a passion project doesn't help matters.
      Time and again I see amazing channels that produce music, animations, detailed research or even just movie and game reviews start out with passion. The people make the stuff because they love it. Then about the 1 million sub mark they all seem to sell out, realize they could make a living doing youtube and it affects their work for the worse.
      As they say never make your hobby your job unless you want to hate your hobby.

  • @wingsofunlimitedpepsi6817
    @wingsofunlimitedpepsi6817 Рік тому +9

    it's kinda funny that after all these years youtube recommends me this video that still holds absolutely true to this day 😂😂

  • @Echo_TM
    @Echo_TM 5 років тому +896

    the sad thing is that this video gets more and more true with age rather than less..

    • @cardboardhawks6783
      @cardboardhawks6783 4 роки тому +9

      There was even somebody crying at a u.n. Meeting.

    • @sparta2705
      @sparta2705 4 роки тому +5

      If you watched the background, it got worse as time went on.

    • @juan-dq9iw
      @juan-dq9iw 4 роки тому +1

      I feel like you just got pushed further into intolerance

    • @thetroll8014
      @thetroll8014 4 роки тому +11

      @@juan-dq9iw for people that preach tolerance, you literally hate, attack, and doxx people who disagree with you, gr8

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 4 роки тому +2

      Yup

  • @suckersupreme4380
    @suckersupreme4380 6 років тому +2084

    Why do so many people find this cringey? The music is quality, Chris's vocals were quite nice. The meaning could offend some, but the point is valid.

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 6 років тому +195

      Only offended ones are the one who are not getting any rest

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 6 років тому +59

      Honestly, I support so many things these SJW's get up in arms about, they're better salesmen and women than anybody in the fields that support those things, hell, David Hogg and his rabble are better firearm salespeople and advocates for joining the NRA, GOA, any local gun rights advocates, and firearm manufacturers than all of them combined.

    • @ZombieFighter95
      @ZombieFighter95 6 років тому +6

      Because it is cringy.

    • @thatguynamedskyy6756
      @thatguynamedskyy6756 6 років тому +93

      Kaisergun, is it tho?

    • @negan8634
      @negan8634 6 років тому +60

      Kaisergun salty much

  • @mcwildstyle9106
    @mcwildstyle9106 2 місяці тому +6

    Well this aged like wine

  • @DanielBMaximoff
    @DanielBMaximoff Рік тому +24

    The lyrics still hold up. Things have only gotten worse.

  • @enlightenedrenegade472
    @enlightenedrenegade472 6 років тому +2450

    I heard this song on the radio the other day, but some other dude was singing it and getting all the lyrics wrong.

    • @greatdanelegend7001
      @greatdanelegend7001 6 років тому +77

      Enlightened Renegade haha, me too, it was really weird!

    • @noobtube6821
      @noobtube6821 6 років тому +39

      Haha parody joke

    • @enlightenedrenegade472
      @enlightenedrenegade472 6 років тому +50

      +Emrahh The original comment was a joke, as SJ: The Musical is mostly parodies of other songs, which is why on the radio you would hear CTE's original song, not Chris's parody of it. You fail to see the sarcasm, which implies you don't spend a lot of time on the internet.

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 6 років тому +13

      Chris should sue

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 6 років тому +8

      Clorox Bleach how much did you have to pay? Even if it's just five dollars it's still stupid.

  • @SpanishDio
    @SpanishDio 4 роки тому +3648

    This song fits 2019 so Well.
    Edit: and 2020 even more.
    Edit: and 2021...

  • @Goosiepoo
    @Goosiepoo 4 роки тому +140

    I am triggered by the lack of goose representation
    Honk

  • @morbidgypsy
    @morbidgypsy 3 місяці тому +6

    I am going to share this freaking everywhere this is absolutely awesome I'm going to end up singing it at work

  • @ikocairnpaw9540
    @ikocairnpaw9540 5 років тому +619

    (If you're interested, this video reminds me of something that happened to me) So I work at a pizza place. And one night, 'round 11 p.m. I get a customer call. So I see the I.D. says, "James". So I think "aight, I'm gonna say sir." The person who answered the phone had a relatively deep voice. So of course after my hi thank you for calling blah blah, I said "how can I help you, sir?" 5 seconds go by and all of a sudden "eeeexxcuuuuuuse me?!?!" I proceeded to be educated about sexism and African american deaths (I kid you not). I apologized and said "I'm so sorry ma'am it's really late and I haven't slept on two days" she flipped a whole 1 freaking 80 and said "wait, what? Why haven't you slept in three days?" I said "ma'am, I have insomnia, what would you like to order?" She immediately apologized and placed her order. I have multiple trans, straight, gay, you-name-it friends who politely ask people to adjust his or her terminology and by no means demand it. But this person is just plain fucking egotistical and wanted to have power over someone else. The fact it took my insomnia to shock her into reality is fucking insane and disappointing. When the fuck are people going to start growing up? P.S. This video deserves more credit than it's been given.

    • @nicholasharvey4393
      @nicholasharvey4393 5 років тому +20

      Cruel Chris Personally, my soul died long ago, along with my faith in humanity :(

    • @ThatMedi
      @ThatMedi 5 років тому +19

      @@nicholasharvey4393 This is sadder then the fact that we have people who dont know which bathroom to use.

    • @lewdnation951
      @lewdnation951 5 років тому +3

      @@ThatMedi this comment made me wheeze and im mad

    • @ThatMedi
      @ThatMedi 5 років тому +3

      @@lewdnation951 be mad lol idc

    • @lewdnation951
      @lewdnation951 5 років тому +3

      @@ThatMedi im mad because i wheezed because i laughed too hard. Im mad because wheezing is ugly

  • @CraftyApe
    @CraftyApe 8 років тому +657

    Chris Ray Gun, this is important! I tried sharing this video on Facebook but it gave me an alert saying "This message contains content that has been blocked by our security systems."

    • @CraftyApe
      @CraftyApe 8 років тому +38

      I can post it on my own timeline but cannot link it on my friends' timelines. What the hell?

    • @grimlord8951
      @grimlord8951 8 років тому +218

      This goes deeper than you could possibly imagine.

    • @razzle_dazzle
      @razzle_dazzle 8 років тому +122

      _“There you have it, ladies and gentlemen. You see how far the termites have spread and how long and well they’ve dined.”_
      - Hitchens, 2007

    • @nonamed56
      @nonamed56 8 років тому +52

      do that. ever since I deleted my facebook my life only got better.

    • @jakkob5488
      @jakkob5488 8 років тому +18

      It's happening. Goddammit, we've been playing around, shitposting like madmen, but we never stopped to think that they had been playing us like puppeteers beyond a smoke screen. Fear-mongering hasn't been working since the days of Jim, and it still isn't working, even now that they've showed us their true colours. The establishment... it's here. Perhaps this time humanity would learn that Hegel was right.

  • @carsonball2001
    @carsonball2001 6 місяців тому +8

    7 years on and still relevant

  • @Blackobluna
    @Blackobluna 4 роки тому +21

    Half way through 2020, still as poiniently accurate as when it was released

  • @grigorirasputin6055
    @grigorirasputin6055 6 років тому +285

    Wow....
    This video is no longer an exaggeration

    • @RebelTheArtGal
      @RebelTheArtGal 6 років тому +20

      Grigori Rasputin It was never an exaggeration. Every single one of these (except the bigendered one, which is still unconfirmed) have happened in real life.
      Tech guy from an expo made an innuendo based on dongles. SJW heard it and he got fired
      Yale headmaster tweeted that people can wear anything for halloween. SJWs got triggered and harassed him until he resigned
      Teacher protesting for "safe spaces" summoned some "muscle" to keep a school reporter from doing his job

    • @Dead_head4565
      @Dead_head4565 5 років тому

      Yes

    • @LocoMotion99
      @LocoMotion99 5 років тому +4

      Nashamation 4565 and now the bigendered one has a real life counterpart with the “ITS MAAM” from the GameStop video

  • @boomtwack
    @boomtwack 8 років тому +1911

    Wow Chris, great moves!
    Keep it up.
    Proud of you.

  • @skajwjejx
    @skajwjejx 4 роки тому +44

    2016: no
    2017: mm...not yet
    2018: give it a year
    2019: Actually, one more year
    2020: sigh...go ahead

  • @dubsquad156
    @dubsquad156 3 роки тому +17

    This is unironically a good song

  • @iBLookinATu
    @iBLookinATu 8 років тому +385

    "Free download - Support if you want"
    "The minimum price is $1 USD."
    Free*

    • @NeoSoldner
      @NeoSoldner 8 років тому +126

      He's using the Bernie definition of free.

    • @blackwaltz463
      @blackwaltz463 8 років тому +43

      It was free in the past (at least when I downloaded it.)

    • @ronakapetri
      @ronakapetri 8 років тому +5

      if its downloaded through band camp, you only get a certain amount of free downloads a month

    • @NuddMastersonChinoborous
      @NuddMastersonChinoborous 7 років тому +7

      Try this
      www.youtube-mp3.org/

    • @CoffeeLefrap
      @CoffeeLefrap 7 років тому +9

      AIN'T NO REST FOR THE TRIGGERED!!!!

  • @facelessgreen8997
    @facelessgreen8997 5 років тому +946

    Very good video but i have just one thing that bugs me out. Prison guards should have super soakers instead of guns because people would get triggered.

    • @Boxfortress
      @Boxfortress 5 років тому +56

      Should be hand pumped without triggers at all

    • @phantom14321
      @phantom14321 5 років тому +15

      @@Boxfortress *ba dum tiss*

    • @uafthetall9150
      @uafthetall9150 5 років тому +1

      🤣

    • @0grilo0
      @0grilo0 5 років тому +7

      nah mate they want the guns from the ppl not from the state

    • @mynameisfart7707
      @mynameisfart7707 5 років тому +2

      Leftist hate guns but will let it slide because they want want to kill the people that disagree

  • @ZergOverlord9374
    @ZergOverlord9374 8 місяців тому +6

    Seven years later, still relevant

  • @FastaSwima_VA
    @FastaSwima_VA Рік тому +22

    6 years later and still accurate

  • @edvdylanfan
    @edvdylanfan 7 років тому +191

    Its good to know that there are still creative people non-limited by the SJWs

    • @pancakelord83
      @pancakelord83 6 років тому +8

      This comment just made me imagine a future under the supremacy of the SJW, where anyone who dares to speak up gets banished into the desert and left there to rot, and people in the cities are completely brainwashed by the idea of acceptance to the point where looking at someone funny gets you in trouble so the suicide rates are sky-high and the fat cats sit around on their tumblrs, posting messages to the general public about aCcEpTaNcE when really the power has gotten to their heads and we have never been less free.. I think I just plotted out a really sad wanna-be Danger Days

    • @mykomatos5445
      @mykomatos5445 6 років тому

      Well that's Farenheit 451 in a nutshell. When the hero's boss explains to him why they burn all books, he says that in the death of creativity and divergence of thoughts, society finds peace

    • @lionmaster13
      @lionmaster13 6 років тому

      edvdylanfan if non-sjw reacted the same as sjw did there'd be a war.
      So I'm a girl I have short purple hair - my hair is short cuz it's easier to look after, it's purple because I like purple, I always get asked I'm if lesbian or bi or trans or a boy, I just laugh and say no, but seriously imagine if I was an sjw like how different would that go.

  • @notkittenaround
    @notkittenaround 7 років тому +68

    i never knew a great song could be turned into an even greater song

  • @princesoulger999
    @princesoulger999 4 роки тому +13

    Not even wine ages as fine as this song.

  • @DannyKezar
    @DannyKezar 4 роки тому +5

    Can't believe I only seen this 4 years after it was made. Still rings true. Triggered going four years strong.

  • @shadowbladezorru2748
    @shadowbladezorru2748 7 років тому +64

    How to cause chaos in 3 steps.
    1. Find a Social Justice crowd
    2. Have a getaway car ready
    3. THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS REEEEEEEE, then RUN to the car.

    • @wynndoesthings8662
      @wynndoesthings8662 6 років тому

      Franz IV they'd just surround the car, which would make out easier

    • @thebean4262
      @thebean4262 6 років тому +1

      only 2 genders.... ITS NERF OF NOTHING!!!!

    • @unclejack8295
      @unclejack8295 6 років тому

      young man are u playing Gta again u know those games give u autism or some stupid shit

  • @drunkenplasmid5982
    @drunkenplasmid5982 7 років тому +1510

    I finally found the best thing on the internet.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 років тому +2

      What little I've seen of Chris in the past has been a little crass for my taste but so far all the videos in this musical series have been pure genius :)

    • @willporemba7770
      @willporemba7770 6 років тому +3

      If you looking 4 da goods go to hentaihaven.org

    • @prophetcitrus9638
      @prophetcitrus9638 6 років тому +3

      Daniel Montoya
      punching a communist oppressor is much better.

    • @kektendo9587
      @kektendo9587 6 років тому

      kek. But now I do believe this is the best.

    • @emperorscorpion6788
      @emperorscorpion6788 6 років тому

      i like how the original lyrics "till we close our eyes for good" are replaced with "donate to my patreon"

  • @345funnyboy
    @345funnyboy Рік тому +8

    More than 5 years old and still relevant

  • @D2PoB
    @D2PoB 4 роки тому +51

    4 years later: still very much accurate, and relevant for this day, and age.

  • @cagkiller0786
    @cagkiller0786 6 років тому +263

    Remember the time when “triggered” meant something would actually happen

    • @schpwi
      @schpwi 5 років тому +20

      Yeah, like veterans involved in bombings not being able to deal with fireworks because it reminds them of that experience. That's an actual trigger not getting called or told something.

    • @definitelynotkraw
      @definitelynotkraw 5 років тому +17

      remember when "triggered" meant "this actually affects me due to a diagnosed mental illness or past trauma", not "im mad because you disagreed with me on a minor political view"

    • @turogamer-oi4nq
      @turogamer-oi4nq 5 років тому +2

      I rember it like "you've triggerd an event" like hiroshima triggerd the nuclear arms race not the bullshit SJWs are using it for

    • @captbagel9658
      @captbagel9658 5 років тому

      I remember when someone said that I heard a loud bang afterwards.

    • @wheresmyrooptoff4056
      @wheresmyrooptoff4056 5 років тому +1

      Remember the time when "triggered" only related to seizures, epilepsy, PTSD, and actual things that people needed to worry about.

  • @ScrubbDoesStuff
    @ScrubbDoesStuff 5 років тому +196

    This Borderlands 3 footage looks dope

  • @Feniksds
    @Feniksds 2 місяці тому +8

    Sadly you predicted the future

  • @jackobrien47
    @jackobrien47 2 роки тому +8

    Here in 2022 and its actually somehow more relevant than ever. The future sucks.