Dazza, can you please make a compilation of every time Jerma starts picking at his lips or biting his lip skin/ every time there’s a chapstick Andy moment? he’s in a vicious chapstick cycle and he needs an intervention
The only thing I like more than that is when he goes back over vids of himself getting scared frame by frame like with Iron Lung, that bit had me crying
that's what I love about jerma. he's totally fucking insane which is great but there's so many moments where I perfectly understand him or when I can see exactly how his gears are turning because I've done the same. he's weirdly the most relatable streamer for me which I should probably be afraid of.
9:32 you know hes not faking it cause thats the most fear ive ever seen in someones face, i can feel my stomach dropping and by blood running cold just seeing that face
I wish I could play scary games the way jerma does. he seems so truly immersed and genuinely scared. 19:15 I can't remember a time a game has had me that stressed. EDIT: it's hilarious to see him encounter something he has to run from and he just cowers looking in a corner as if it won't get him *Jerma taking damage in a game* "(completely monotone) That hurts so bad"
this fucking clip makes me lose my SHIT because you can hear his shoes scuffing the floor meaning he's trying to PHYSICALLY RUN at the same time because he's THAT scared
Okay, but honest to god, I cannot blame him. It's like tilting the controller even if the game doesn't have tilt controls. If you kick your little feet hard enough, surely your character runs away faster.
I wish I could play scary games the way jerma does as well. Not because I'm not immersed or scared by them, but because I'm so scared that my brain refuses to take any chances and I end up not doing anything most of the time
Hey Dazza, could you do a compilation where he's literally saying nothing? Like all the bits where it's just the game audio and him looking around like a weirdo
It's funny to me how I can't watch horror movies and turn off my phone if youtube gives me an ad for one but I've never been jumpscared alongside Jerma even when I watch the context and get the creepy buildup.
One of my favourite 'scared Jerma' cliches is him getting scared, getting embarrassed that he got scared, and then start berating himself for getting scared and saying how it wasn't scary.
More than anything he is startled by loud noises, which really explains why his videos/streams are so goddamn quiet compared to his voice. Seriously half of the streams I can barely hear what's going on in the game unless I'm wearing headphones.
11:03 is my favorite Jerma scared moment. His critique of his own scream afterwards is the icing on the cake. It’s like he said, it’s the “a -mouse- rat ran by” scream.
0:49 I'm not gonna say it's especially weird to be afraid of an oncoming sound that not only do you know is coming, but that you are actively creating by pushing a button whose sole purpose is to create that sound. It's not weird. Every brain is a unique wonder and there is not a single person alive out of 8 billion that doesn't have something that jangles their fight or flight response in an unexpected way. but I, personally, have never met anyone like that. and the fact that someone could be unafraid of livestreaming the Dollhouse but nervous about blowing his own airhorn is just... it's fascinating.
21:35 Im losing my mind, he gets scared of that big chill dinosaur, preceeds to mag dump it and says he thought it was a tree? What is wrong with him? Who gets scared of trees and especially WHY WOULD YOU START SHOOTING THE TREE
I feel like he's such a normal man but the little funny problems that could normally happen are increased in intensity by 100x which makes him a psycho
1:28 is so fucking funny. Reminds me of those videos of old people trying a VR rollercoaster for the first time ever. Utter shock and terror. He truly thought there was a trex in front of him.
If you wanna see the first video of Scared Jerma, here it is: ua-cam.com/video/-zTFQsxCrvc/v-deo.html
Dazza, can you please make a compilation of every time Jerma starts picking at his lips or biting his lip skin/ every time there’s a chapstick Andy moment? he’s in a vicious chapstick cycle and he needs an intervention
u missed an opportunity to title this one jumpy jerma
Please make more. I rewatch these specific videos when I smoke my weed plant
When ever he’s scared of objects he always says stuff like “I actually can’t do this” and then does it like someone is forcing him to do it
Yeah, his handlers
smaller jerma in his head holding him at gunpoint to do it
Yeah, me
the voices
ADHD does that to a man
Him telling himself to calm down after getting scared is my favorite
While jumping again trying to calm himself down
The only thing I like more than that is when he goes back over vids of himself getting scared frame by frame like with Iron Lung, that bit had me crying
it’s so fucking relatable too like, getting mad at yourself for being scared by something ostensibly very unscary
@@bigbeefscorcho i forgot the name of the game is iron lung so my first thought was jerma randomly gained polio
@@stardust-reverie nice Madeline pfp
the best ones are when he's not even playing a horror game
The learn to fly clip where he gets jump scared by GROUND
He also got scared by the sonic theme song cause of the guitar riff
The Fortnite dumpster kills me
the webbed jumpscare is still so funny to me
The head-on collision clip is one of the best Jerma moments. He was too deep into the game.
I forgot that there was another one like that and it's even in this video
@@voidman9 ok
What a strange thread
My volume was too high on that part and it scared me
The air horn noise genuinely sounds like it could have come straight out of Jeremy's mouth
Omg it does
i actually thought it did lol
18:50 losing my mind at how violently the lantern shakes around
He has to do it to cast his spell
The whole breaking the rubber band moment at 10:13 is something I feel like everyone's done but won't admit to.
His fear is so weirdly relatable.
that's what I love about jerma. he's totally fucking insane which is great but there's so many moments where I perfectly understand him or when I can see exactly how his gears are turning because I've done the same. he's weirdly the most relatable streamer for me which I should probably be afraid of.
@@flogchamp9530 found the psychos accumplice, get him to the slammer boys!
i know multiple people who have actually lost sight in an eye bc of messing around too much with rubber bands lol he’s very right for it
He’s FAKING his fear to try and blend in
this is more believable than the alternative of it being genuine
at 3:08 he actually slips up and SAYS that he's not actually scared, he's just trying to mimic human behaviour to not stand out. this man is a MENACE
Truly the American Psycho, his mask of sanity is about to SLIP.
@@jiffy6969 now let's see Jerma's card
This "MAN" is NOT real
16:04 this is when jerma's earwig took over
He regained sentience for a moment but the bug tried to play it off.
12:17
i love this part so much, he sounds like his own big brother next to him watching him play
absolutely DERANGED streamer
1:32 I love how he says it like he is trying to convince chat that a real TRex was coming at him and that his reaction was appropriate.
17:13 This is how it sounds when I try to scream in my nightmares
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the pose at 11:00 makes me feel like hes a mom whose son jumped out of the pantry and scared him
Why is this so accurate
Jerma consistently getting mad at himself after getting scared is the funniest thing we could ask for
19:06 I like how he starting running *in real life* to try and get away.
23:55 this is a perfect example of why Jerma is one of the greatest entertainers in the world.
He turned a worst scare into a best singing
14:25 jerma actually aged 20 years with that scare
9:11 Jermas name on his ps4 being burpo belcho is somehow both the most unexpected and least surprising thing I’ve ever seen
Meanwhile, we have my family - stepfather is "sarjint", mother is a pun on her name, stepbrother is his middle name.
“WOAAAAAAaaaai feel good 🕺” IS KILLING ME i wish he was real
22:12 Mountain Jumpscare
23:13 might me my favorite. He acts like he's in a live action Disney channel haunted house episode.
9:32 you know hes not faking it cause thats the most fear ive ever seen in someones face, i can feel my stomach dropping and by blood running cold just seeing that face
i just think it's really funny because he goes like 'ah! ah!' before like the universe burns out a light on the third ah;
Anytime Jerma gets excited he becomes his own mother.
After he came to her bed to throw up in it she placed a curse on him so that he will have to experience what it's like to be her
Imagine how truly powerful something must be to scare Jerma
not much apparently
like a weapon cache coming out of the ground in scorn
Hes scared of rubber bands
@@jeus_cnt He pretends to be scared to convince us that he can be defeated.
He's from the upside-down gas stoves scare him.
I love how only 30% of the clips are from actually scary games
6:55 TEARS R COMING OUT OF MY EYES
HAIR IS GROWING OUT OF MY SCALP
6:46 he is claustrophobic (afraid of santa claus)
IM CRYNG
I wish I could play scary games the way jerma does. he seems so truly immersed and genuinely scared.
19:15 I can't remember a time a game has had me that stressed.
EDIT: it's hilarious to see him encounter something he has to run from and he just cowers looking in a corner as if it won't get him
*Jerma taking damage in a game* "(completely monotone) That hurts so bad"
this fucking clip makes me lose my SHIT because you can hear his shoes scuffing the floor meaning he's trying to PHYSICALLY RUN at the same time because he's THAT scared
Okay, but honest to god, I cannot blame him. It's like tilting the controller even if the game doesn't have tilt controls. If you kick your little feet hard enough, surely your character runs away faster.
I wish I could play scary games the way jerma does as well. Not because I'm not immersed or scared by them, but because I'm so scared that my brain refuses to take any chances and I end up not doing anything most of the time
11:00 is definitely his biggest scare/loudest scream
He sounds like a Star Wars droid
I'm convinced that at least 40% of that scream was an in-game SFX. It HAS to be
14:25
oh wait loudest not longest
@@detectivechiu9he sounds like he got stabbed lol
@@Njinx_No it wasn't. Just that deep guttural "Oough"
Hey Dazza, could you do a compilation where he's literally saying nothing? Like all the bits where it's just the game audio and him looking around like a weirdo
11:06
@@ralek592 like that lol
Genius idea
i personally love the ones where he gets scared to death by the most mundane things and pulls a face as if he has just been punched in slow motion.
1:49 was genuinely hilarious, that guy just randomly flew into him and died
6:55 HE JUMPS A SECOND TIME AFTER HES ALREADY BEEN JUMPSCARED
19:46 Wilhelm scream
it is fascinating to me that anything can terrify this Eldritch terror of a human
"human"
Jerma originates from a hostile environment and this anxiety is one of the adaptation
11:01 kills me, every single time.
Such an over-the-top reaction
the way his hand goes up is so fucking funny
@@radRadiolarian clutching his pearls
the jumpcut at 11:44 was funnier than his actual scream
5:02 he was very serious holy shit, I wasn't expecting that genuine anger
If somebody just yelled that something was smoking and he was messing with you you would have the same reaction
He is surprisingly safety oriented
It's funny to me how I can't watch horror movies and turn off my phone if youtube gives me an ad for one but I've never been jumpscared alongside Jerma even when I watch the context and get the creepy buildup.
Uh Oh you got the psycho virus
"alongside jerma" this person is INSIDE jerma's WALLS waiting to SCARE HIM
@@Godfredozila haha true true
@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 I see you
@@hhhhhhhhhhhhhnhhhhhhh your just like that one spider that you tried to step on but when you check your foot its not there
One of my favourite 'scared Jerma' cliches is him getting scared, getting embarrassed that he got scared, and then start berating himself for getting scared and saying how it wasn't scary.
Me too lmao
11:03 he looks like a scared mother playing a horror game for the first time
cardigan and everything
The air conditioning one at 12:30 got me so good, idk why.
@1:51 literally sounds like a Tom and jerry scream lmaoooooo
I love when jerma gets scared, especially with the facecam, cause that's when he usually makes the most deranged faces and noises known in existence
him telling himself to calm down seconds after being scared just unsettles me
Jeremy Elbertson taking over his body from the parasite "Jerma985"
20:54 This one's a pretty good one. What a comedic coincidence.
the iron lung jumpscare is probably oone of the funniest jerma clips i've seen in a long time 2:05 & 3:07
I love when he plays that little bit of his scream in slow motion and he sounds just like Tobey Macguire
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 That's what i was thinking!
More than anything he is startled by loud noises, which really explains why his videos/streams are so goddamn quiet compared to his voice. Seriously half of the streams I can barely hear what's going on in the game unless I'm wearing headphones.
3:11 tell me that doesn't sound like Tobey Maguire screaming
I thought I was the only one that thought it sounded like the Spider-Man scream
The more I replay it, the more I hear it
14:28 Richard Hammond noise
I love how he sees a video of his past self and calls it "he" like its a different dude
11:03 is my favorite Jerma scared moment. His critique of his own scream afterwards is the icing on the cake. It’s like he said, it’s the “a -mouse- rat ran by” scream.
him getting scared at just tabbing out is so funny
Anne? Anne who? They're probably out drinking right now..
I do not know why and I dont know how but 6:10 has had me dying for 5 minutes straight
i wanna see the original clip from that
*GOD DAMNIT.*
at 6:22 he gets so scared and then immediately gets a near perfect headshot on that dude and something about that is so fucking funny to me
Imagine thinking you got the drop on someone and they turn around with that expression on their face, scream, and it’s the last thing you ever see.
I love when its some random normal ass game and I ask myself "How is this guy gonna be scared by this"
man I don't know what it is but 8:24 just makes me weeze to the point of tears for some reason
12:17 THE SKELETON APPEARS
6:54 he fucking neighed
I really appreciate 4:59 where he mentions oven then you cut to more Easy bake oven
Edit: typo
I love seeing house flipper come up, as you always have to wonder how can he possibly get scared from this game?
16:24 jerma's "woah!" here is so funny
nice pfp
@@Dragonoidalpha thanks bro
crash bandicoot andy
i love how he tries to put it off as "its not even that scary" with the ounce of dignity he has left
6:54 cute reaction ngl
I'm terrified of Jerma...
One of the classics, jerma being scared. Thanks for the comp!
jerma himself is the real jumpscare
jerma could be playing rock, paper, scissors, and get scared when someone uses paper two times in a row
18:07 I still can't figure out what got him here 😂
same
I find endearing how scared he gets from certain objects
The one at 11:00 is still probably the best one I’ve ever seen him do
Literally just some dude standing there and making a loud noise and he actually screams with fear
@@volnartheunforgiving3952 it's like he wasn't aware that it was a horror game, he's smiling seconds before it happens.
I love the sound he makes
8:35 he eated so much pig that pigs are haunting him now
0:53 jerma plays cbat
It truly is amazing how he can get scared from every single game he plays.
He kinda sounded like spider man when he yelled in slow motion at 3:19
im so glad this man exists
0:49 I'm not gonna say it's especially weird to be afraid of an oncoming sound that not only do you know is coming, but that you are actively creating by pushing a button whose sole purpose is to create that sound. It's not weird. Every brain is a unique wonder and there is not a single person alive out of 8 billion that doesn't have something that jangles their fight or flight response in an unexpected way.
but I, personally, have never met anyone like that. and the fact that someone could be unafraid of livestreaming the Dollhouse but nervous about blowing his own airhorn is just... it's fascinating.
As a new jerma viewers, this is a great introduction to a lot of cultural points in the JermaLore
he has very distinct screams I love it
If possible, I'd like to see a "Jerma IRL Dodging" compilation, probably specifically to Elden Ring xD
That was always very funny to me :D
the fact that one of these clips takes place in slime rancher is the funniest thing to me
21:35 Im losing my mind, he gets scared of that big chill dinosaur, preceeds to mag dump it and says he thought it was a tree? What is wrong with him? Who gets scared of trees and especially WHY WOULD YOU START SHOOTING THE TREE
It’s funny how jerma sounds exactly like the airhorn he uses
i love how only maybe half of these are from horror games
I love how half of these aren't horror games lmao
I feel like he's such a normal man but the little funny problems that could normally happen are increased in intensity by 100x which makes him a psycho
20:54
hes so jumpy i love him
12:18 I heard this as the skeleton talking to him (>◡
1:28 is so fucking funny. Reminds me of those videos of old people trying a VR rollercoaster for the first time ever. Utter shock and terror. He truly thought there was a trex in front of him.
i cant get over the t-rex going air jordan at 1:38
10:10 my god this is relatable those things are so loud and make me jump every time. Even if I put them there.
6:16 he sounds like an abusive father from the 80's whos son just burned a steak
1:51 was a Tom and Jerry scream
19:12 this is the most relatable thing for some reason. I dont know why but something being right behind me in a game gives me this exact reaction
Jerma is the kind of guy to be scared of his own shadow
I FUCKING LOVE THE CLIP AT 6:10 MOD THAT MAN WHO DID THAT
His smooth but also really not smooth recoveries when he screams is the best. Also him getting scared by himself in a mirror fucking killed me