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  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Рік тому +460

    You are statistically more likely to be assaulted by Ezra Miller in Hawaii then be killed by a shark.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Рік тому +38

      I am from Hawaii.
      This is correct.

    • @UltimatePhantasm
      @UltimatePhantasm Рік тому +13

      from what I heard about him, yes
      even if sharks were as likely to kill as people usually think, erza seems like a person that would have a proportionately larger assault/felony/whatever count to match

    • @maxwellderpin8477
      @maxwellderpin8477 Рік тому +22

      Ezra Miller's assaults are actually one of Hawaii's main exports.

    • @cattibingo
      @cattibingo Рік тому +7

      Feel sorry for those people who were assaulted by ezra miller _then_ killed by a shark

    • @Ragnarok222R
      @Ragnarok222R 9 місяців тому +1

      Your chances of being randomly assaulted by Ezra Miller are low.
      But never zero...

  • @abadidea5984
    @abadidea5984 Рік тому +719

    It's insane to think that the entire run of the DCU has included Doomsday, the Death and Resurrection of Superman, Darkseid, and Flashpoint, some of the most iconic moments in the entirety of DC canon, and NONE of them are worth talking about. Holy shit.

    • @Stormfin
      @Stormfin Рік тому +30

      Hard money they try Tower of Babel next.

    • @ennuiespada
      @ennuiespada Рік тому +89

      Starting to feel like DC peaked with the Animated Universe, it's pretty damning how bad all of these movies have been

    • @leithaziz2716
      @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +61

      @@ennuiespada The Batman standalone film, Peacemaker (was that his name?) show, Shazam and the James Gunn Suicide Squad were great, but that's about it. Allthough I won't lie in that the DCAU was deffinetly the peak of that brand, it was unmatched.

    • @Satsaru
      @Satsaru Рік тому +12

      ​@@leithaziz2716Joker was fantastic, too

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Рік тому +18

      ​@@leithaziz2716I'd even go as far as to say that Wonder Woman, Aquaman and the first Shazam are alright as well.
      But the rest... well at least they're meeting Marvel's quality right now.

  • @Americanbadashh
    @Americanbadashh Рік тому +206

    Hate that they're like "too late now" for The Flash starring the violent criminal, but the 100% complete Bat-girl movie will never see the light of day because tax reasons

    • @edfreak9001
      @edfreak9001 Рік тому +32

      i'm still baffled that nobody snuck out with a copy of that on a flash drive. I wouldn't even try to stop them if I was the company, maybe they're just waiting a while to drop it.

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Рік тому +8

      I legit thought that came out and just disappeared from peoples minds

  • @drew1080
    @drew1080 Рік тому +384

    Pat waiting to see SpiderVerse on digital cuz he saw some spoilers but needing to see The Flash immediately because of how disrespectful and trash it is, is the most Pat thing ever.

    • @LilAnonomus
      @LilAnonomus Рік тому +37

      Their aversion to spoilers is so weird to me, I decide to consume most media *because* of spoilers

    • @gameb9oy
      @gameb9oy Рік тому +16

      Luckily, he’s made it clear they don’t intend to give the studio any money when he watches it

    • @AussieDragoon
      @AussieDragoon Рік тому

      Just shovel the trash right into Pat's mouth!

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Рік тому

      While spite watching still unfortunately gives them money, I kinda get it

    • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
      @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat Рік тому +2

      @@LilAnonomus for me at least, it makes things abit less interesting because it’s like a character having a flash back - I know they have to make it to have that flashback so my expectations are already tempered
      Although at the same time, fun of the journey and all that

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 Рік тому +243

    Eobard Thawne: It was me Barry. I told WB to insert the cameos, I told Andy to make the vfx bad, and told Snyder to cast Ezra Miller it was me Barry it was me

    • @locke2517
      @locke2517 Рік тому +8

      I like this comment

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince Рік тому +23

      My official head canon is now that Eobard Thawne has body snatched David Zaslav the same way he did with Harrison Wells in the CW Flash show.

    • @Muu0934
      @Muu0934 Рік тому +4

      You sure that wasn't Hunter Zolomon that did those things?

    • @riddlemethat5597
      @riddlemethat5597 Рік тому

      IT WAS ME BARRY
      I SHAT YOUR PANTS

  • @Geneolgia
    @Geneolgia Рік тому +230

    Parade of Corpses sounds like a badass title for a heavy metal track or album.

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому +30

      guaranteed it's been done. it's too on the nose not to have been done.

    • @Geneolgia
      @Geneolgia Рік тому +7

      ​@@miguelnewmexico8641Yeah, most definitely.

    • @thelastmelon6875
      @thelastmelon6875 Рік тому +15

      Ehem. Black parade.

    • @DR3ADNOUGHT
      @DR3ADNOUGHT Рік тому +6

      @@thelastmelon6875 WHEN I WAS

  • @wilnich592
    @wilnich592 Рік тому +473

    This is going to be the greatest episode of Half In The Bag Mike and Jay will ever produce.

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 Рік тому +33

      Let's pray that they do

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime Рік тому +29

      Going from how much they loved Guardians of the Galaxy 3 to how much they're going to HATE The Flash will be amazing.

    • @Rathial
      @Rathial Рік тому +19

      bro I literally was checking rlm to see if they reviewed it lol I'd love a half in the bag that covers both spiderverse 2 and flash at the same time

    • @Advent3546
      @Advent3546 Рік тому +3

      I'm not a RLM guy but I HAVE to see that Half in the Bag

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому

      i have no idea what any of these words are.

  • @Tuskor130
    @Tuskor130 Рік тому +185

    The funniest take I saw about this movie was that Reverse Flash didn't even need to do anything this time.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune Рік тому +80

      "It wasn't me, Barry! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"

    • @YouCalledForTheDoc
      @YouCalledForTheDoc Рік тому +9

      Apparently they cut an implication that he killed the mom in the og timeline which was supposed to be foreshadowing for a second film. So they technically cut Flashpoint into two films but never got to make the second

  • @kapkant6197
    @kapkant6197 Рік тому +474

    DC would rather dig up corpses and film them than remember Flash storylines other than Flashpoint

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis Рік тому +12

      ARE there any storylines besides Flashpoint worth making a movie of?

    • @troggdorthesecond
      @troggdorthesecond Рік тому +50

      @@WTFisTingispingisGorilla Grodd’s right there, guys

    • @redlanternreviews4821
      @redlanternreviews4821 Рік тому +83

      @@WTFisTingispingisthere’s a bunch DC just refuses to acknowledge them. Born to Run, Return of Barry Allen, Trial of the Flash, Blitz, Rogue War, etc. And I know non-comic readers have only ever heard of Flashpoint but that’s because DC is obsessed with having their own easy fix reset button on the universe that gives them another Batman story as a bonus

    • @psykomancer4420
      @psykomancer4420 Рік тому +27

      The problem is most of the big Flash stories were with Wally West when Barry Allen was dead. Not that they couldn't just put Barry into Wally's stories (they already gave him Wally's personality), but they seem unwilling to do that for some reason.

    • @bicksbernd1640
      @bicksbernd1640 Рік тому +58

      @@psykomancer4420 or you know, just use Wally

  • @Mr.Faust3
    @Mr.Faust3 Рік тому +85

    WB:“Am I really going to defile these graves for money, of course I’am”

    • @johnrivers3813
      @johnrivers3813 Рік тому +6

      "How else are we supposed to pay bail for a child kidnapper?"

  • @AdrianArmbruster
    @AdrianArmbruster Рік тому +39

    "Hey Barry. Remember when you microwaved that baby and laughed at his mother's screams? It was me! I reversed the footage to make it appear as if you barbecued the infant instead of saved him! It was me all along, Barry!"

  • @tylergregoire1763
    @tylergregoire1763 Рік тому +85

    DC making sure we’ll never need a Black Lantern movie out here with their desecration of the dead.

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 Рік тому +6

      We might see Blackest Night in the Lanterns show

    • @oradrive745
      @oradrive745 Рік тому +6

      The cw was actually planning to adapt the blackest night for the next crisis event with no lantern characters

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Рік тому

      ​@oradrive745 just when you thought the CW couldn't get more retarded...
      Remember how in the climax of infinite crisis they handed Supergirl the mcguffin grenade and told her to "throw it like a girl" and then she did with the laziest, limp-wristed, underhand toss I've ever seen be given the dramatic slow-mo treatment?

  • @diegomedina9637
    @diegomedina9637 Рік тому +89

    I just love how the Nic Cage Cameo is severely expanded upon while everyone else's isn't.

    • @tri3s4life
      @tri3s4life Рік тому +35

      I can't believe they put in s cameo from a movie that was NEVER MADE.

    • @chrisdaughen5257
      @chrisdaughen5257 Рік тому

      The DCU ripped off Marvel again by having Nick Cage as a guest star?

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Рік тому

      @@chrisdaughen5257 I'm not sure if this is a joke or not. Really hard to tell nowadays.

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 Рік тому +152

    It's a shame that this is probably going to torpedo multiple actors careers, but not any of the people responsible for The Flash coming out in this state. Like, Sasha Calle is going in the same Hole that Ray Fisher fell into after Justice League, or John Boyega did for a while after RoS. But Zaslav? Muschietti? Miller? They'll be fine. Ezra Miller pled guilty to MULTIPLE FELONIES, and nothing seems to have happened to them. The executives who drew up the roadmap that brought us here are going to die richer than you can comprehend. I hate everything about this.

    • @EleventhHourPower
      @EleventhHourPower Рік тому +10

      *him

    • @Ozerasaredumb
      @Ozerasaredumb Рік тому +4

      @@EleventhHourPower look it's the gender police woop woop

    • @LieseFury
      @LieseFury Рік тому +28

      ​@@EleventhHourPowerno

    • @z-mac664
      @z-mac664 Рік тому

      @@EleventhHourPower People like you are the reason these rich assholes run amuck without consequences, because you’re obsessed with people’s sexualities instead of the actual crimes and injustices of the upper class.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Рік тому

      ​@@LieseFury
      Him.
      Your a bigot for caring about a monsters fucking identity. Especially when that shit was based on a pedophiles lies that he put out as "research" and "evidence".

  • @GreekJR2
    @GreekJR2 Рік тому +109

    This salts the earth for an actual Batman Beyond movie with Michael Keaton in it.

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 Рік тому +9

      On the bright side, knowing WB, they'd have just hired friggin Tom Holland as Terry McGinnis or something. I doubt it would've been good.

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому +2

      @@randominternetsurfersurfin7595 why would that alone have been bad?

    • @randominternetsurfersurfin7595
      @randominternetsurfersurfin7595 Рік тому +25

      @@miguelnewmexico8641 Ok tbf, no. Tom is a good actor and isn't the worst casting choice for Terry.
      I just think he'd be, in WB producers' eyes, the "default" casting choice to try and they'd make Batman Beyond the most "default" cape movie it can be detached from that series' unique appeal.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX Рік тому

      Will just have to settle for Batman Beyond starring George Clooney.

  • @trevingrayek1671
    @trevingrayek1671 Рік тому +214

    And they want us to think the Batgirl movie would have damaged the brand, which is just…wow

    • @akramirez
      @akramirez Рік тому +32

      Did they like actually resurrect Hitler for a cameo for that movie or something?

    • @DemonFireRain
      @DemonFireRain Рік тому +25

      Why does anyone, after all the trash that DC had put out movie after movie, literally I think every movie is bad, think that Bat Girl is some lost diamond among the shit? It was canned because it was ultra trash most likely.

    • @shadowrobot7708
      @shadowrobot7708 Рік тому +38

      @@akramirez They did it to someone who went on record saying that they hated playing the character and also committed suicide. Which some people think might have been caused because he was never allowed to play any other character.

    • @planguy9575
      @planguy9575 Рік тому +5

      It would have. This movie damaging the brand doesn't disprove that.

    • @nomoon327
      @nomoon327 Рік тому +67

      @@DemonFireRain No one thinks Batgirl was some secret good movie. People just think it's hilarious the movie was finished but got canned when it couldn't have been any worse than DC's other shit.

  • @Tuikkal
    @Tuikkal Рік тому +39

    Batgirl was cancelled so Ezra Miller could put a baby in a microwave

  • @kassandra_sae4563
    @kassandra_sae4563 Рік тому +30

    Its outstanding that the flash show premiered and ran for 9 whole seasons between the announcement and release of this movie.

  • @handbanana4899
    @handbanana4899 Рік тому +31

    Just like in the actual Flashpoint, the Reverse Flash didn't even have to ruin Barry's life. He did it to himself.

  • @Kaarl_Mills
    @Kaarl_Mills Рік тому +135

    I could totally see Ezra Miller microwaving a baby though

    • @zetton1374
      @zetton1374 Рік тому +15

      *Ezra Miller walks up to toddler*
      "What you wanna fight of something?"

    • @NamesSmeg
      @NamesSmeg Рік тому +3

      You know those babies he has sired, and abandoned at birth, were squeezed out directly onto the microwave tray. The umbilical cord being cut by the slamming of the door. The first noises it hears before it's eyeballs explode is muffled laughing and beeping as the buttons are pressed. Then the screaming starts as Miller strangles the mother.

  • @attackofthecopyrightbots
    @attackofthecopyrightbots Рік тому +47

    i like that woolie saw justice league twice and still didnt know who ezra miller was

  • @danganronper6278
    @danganronper6278 Рік тому +145

    Man, I really enjoyed Bojack in Secretariat. The performance made me feel like he was there saying those lines

    • @calebstack7144
      @calebstack7144 Рік тому +19

      Honestly that story arc was so predictive it’s wild.

    • @JOfnT
      @JOfnT Рік тому +12

      RIP Corduroy Jackson Jackson

    • @junior1388666
      @junior1388666 Рік тому +7

      WHAT ARE YOU DOING HEEERE

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime Рік тому +3

      I thought that was the horse from Horsin' Around

    • @GabeSweetMan
      @GabeSweetMan Рік тому +7

      ​@@calebstack7144Bojack is aging like fine wine in half the time.

  • @locke2517
    @locke2517 Рік тому +86

    Miguel's mask falls off only to reveal he was ADMIRAL THRAWN all along. Way to spoil it for people woolie.

  • @Drawica
    @Drawica Рік тому +59

    Every time I see Woolie he looks better and better

    • @GrayD_Fox
      @GrayD_Fox Рік тому

      Also dumber and dumber

  • @gomitax92
    @gomitax92 Рік тому +21

    That was all you Barry, it's just you.

  • @enthiegavoir5955
    @enthiegavoir5955 Рік тому +26

    I mean, they kept Ezra Miller and part of their marketting was "it's so good you'll forget about the kidnappings." Hell, the actor probably defiled some corpses IRL, why start having morals now?

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Рік тому +22

    Pat: "I GOTTA see the Flash!!"
    Pat really seems hyped about this movie. Despite all I heard about it, maybe it might actually--
    Pat: "... It is the UGLIEST thing I have ever seen! _A parade of corpses!!"_
    ... Yeah, that tracks.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Рік тому +12

      “Visually and morally disgusting” is one of the funniest ways I’ve ever heard a movie criticized.

  • @SpeedTiberius
    @SpeedTiberius Рік тому +30

    I'll never forget when Grand Admiral Thrawn came onscreen in Spider-Man, my entire theater clapped

  • @CrocvsGator
    @CrocvsGator Рік тому +52

    Apparently the director himself insisted on these cameos of dead actors, it was not a studio mandate. And it would have gone against the final wishes of some of these actors.
    Btw, this same director is also presently attached to the Hollywood live action adaptations of Attack On Titan and Shadow Of The Colossus.

    • @WonderGamer101
      @WonderGamer101 Рік тому +10

      HE WAS "THROWS STONE ACROSS LAKE"?!

    • @TheLucidChiba
      @TheLucidChiba Рік тому +6

      How the fuck do they intend to make a film out of sotc? That's insane. Lol

    • @CrocvsGator
      @CrocvsGator Рік тому +1

      ​@@WonderGamer101I'm sorry, I don't understand what that means?

    • @CrocvsGator
      @CrocvsGator Рік тому +5

      @TheLucidChiba Well the channel Folding Ideas did a read through of the script a few years back.
      It's a terrible script on its own, and an even worse Shadow Of The Colossus script.

    • @WonderGamer101
      @WonderGamer101 Рік тому +6

      @@CrocvsGator it was from the SotC script. i don't remember the exact details, but i think it was wanderer & mono having a cheesy conversation about freedom and then wanderer skips a stone on a lake

  • @Noxshade
    @Noxshade Рік тому +123

    The idea that a troubled production that languished in editing hell during the pandemic, then while the parent company was repeatedly bought and sold and split up and then was FURTHER held back while the lead was committing crimes across the globe would come out as anything other than a total disaster is unsurprising.
    What is surprising was that the conception was so hollow from the get-go, considering the recent positive buzz it was getting beforehand. I guess Hollywood is so starved for self-flattery that the old movie CGI cameos overrides everything else.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Рік тому +31

      "We don't need to put effort into making good movies, we just need to remind you of good movies other people made" seems to be Hollywood's motto these days.

    • @iamnuff1992
      @iamnuff1992 Рік тому +5

      Imagine if it'd been good.
      How fucked up would have have been?

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Рік тому +10

      @iamnuff1992 I doubt it, but it probably wasn't canceled for being bad, seeing as every DC movie in their attempts to be the edgy alternative to the MCU was also awful, it was probably some suit going "no one knows/cares about Batgirl, it will never sell" or going "that Batwoman show on CW might lead to confusion, so let's not" instead.

    • @miguelnewmexico8641
      @miguelnewmexico8641 Рік тому +1

      total disaster my ass. if anyone can honestly convince me it's worse than a 7, i will *eat* my own ass. which hey, 7's not good it's also not bad, but this "calling things that aren't that good, *trash* and nothing else" bit got old before it even began.

    • @cyberninjazero5659
      @cyberninjazero5659 Рік тому +1

      ​@@RipOffProductionsLLCBut did you clap when you saw it?

  • @masterxl97
    @masterxl97 Рік тому +59

    I could honestly forgive the parading of corpses if the people they were re-creating did or said ANYTHING to indicate they had a reason for being there.
    But no. The movie just opens a portal and goes, “Look! George Reeves is standing there and staring at nothing!…. Okay, bye!”
    They are LITERALLY just propping up dead people and telling you to look at them.

    • @yohohoho971
      @yohohoho971 Рік тому +12

      Puppeting their corpses around like jangly keys

  • @michaelmaguire4147
    @michaelmaguire4147 Рік тому +89

    Flashpoint being devoid of meaning and purpose other than "barry has to suffer/cannot save his mom" and "we wanted to reboot the universe" is kind of the point and was the reason I knew instantly that this movie would be bad. If the first solo movie for your character is the "oh shit erase the universe" button then you already have no faith in what you are doing. It's basically the same problem that most of the DCEU has had, they keep trying to jump right to really big things without earning them with character development.

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 Рік тому +32

      DC refuses to eat their vegetables

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Рік тому +30

      Yeah, we can shit on Marvel all we like (AND WE WILL) but they at least earned the Avenger movies.

    • @fissilewhistle
      @fissilewhistle Рік тому +5

      @@fluidthought42Also, the worst Marvel movie is still a pretty decent movie, whereas the worst DC movie is a dumpster fire.

    • @fluidthought42
      @fluidthought42 Рік тому +2

      @@fissilewhistle I'd rather a dumpster fire than The Eternals. Entertainingly bad is always better than mediocre and forgettable.

  • @TheZombieKing
    @TheZombieKing Рік тому +11

    I'm halfway through watching The Boys, and the dead actors thing absolutely sounds like something Vough would try to pull.

    • @TheHolySemiColon
      @TheHolySemiColon Рік тому +1

      And in the comics, they actually do! (with varying levels of success)

  • @Wahalawayowayo
    @Wahalawayowayo Рік тому +17

    One of the biggest problems with the DCEU has been their obsession with shoe horning Batman into everything.
    Instead of taking the time to introduce OTHER DC characters with care and investment, the execs have always tried to make the other movies shortcuts to another Batman franchise. It's especially sad since these heroes could cover multiple genres and instead, they all want them to be Batman-lite with Batman in the background, just in case.

  • @X_Blake
    @X_Blake Рік тому +225

    Great news: It's failing in the box office.

    • @gloomy_gus
      @gloomy_gus Рік тому +27

      Thank christ

    • @Brucifer2
      @Brucifer2 Рік тому +42

      The fact they thought they could keep the same actor then smugly tell people to get over it in a tweet and still have a successful movie is wild.

    • @moonmannd7501
      @moonmannd7501 Рік тому +12

      Not just failing it's like cataclysmic

    • @king_big_pp
      @king_big_pp Рік тому +27

      It's doing worse than Black Adam! It's beyond failure, it's the fucking apocalypse for WarnerBrosDiscovery

    • @joebin3106
      @joebin3106 Рік тому +1

      Good

  • @Epsilvonic
    @Epsilvonic Рік тому +59

    Hilarious to read the film’s director say that if a sequel got greenlit he’d still cast Ezra as the Flash and would refuse to do the film without him.

    • @18heads
      @18heads Рік тому +5

      That’s nice

    • @Sonamyfan875
      @Sonamyfan875 Рік тому

      Bet the director touches kids.

    • @theNEWMASKSdudexxx
      @theNEWMASKSdudexxx Рік тому +8

      Cashing in that check from Ezra's billionaire parents/Warner Bros.

  • @TomboTime
    @TomboTime Рік тому +19

    So between keeping Ezra miller employed after everything he's done, putting the animators though horrendous crunch and putting actors likeness' in via CG with no regard for consent or taste . . .
    is this the most immorally made film in recent history?

  • @johndelanie3649
    @johndelanie3649 Рік тому +27

    It's amazing that Ezra Miller being in the movie is far from the worst thing about

  • @matthewroberts6833
    @matthewroberts6833 Рік тому +12

    Throwing in George Reeves, a guy who very well could have committed suicide thanks in part to the pressure of playing Superman, is an almost impressive low. Even the comic movies we're supposed to like such as Across the Spider-Verse endorses ridiculously awful working conditions as studios are seemingly drilling everything they can out of the people who put in the work.

  • @javis88h
    @javis88h Рік тому +8

    When ever I see shots of Ezra Milla in the flash suit, it's always him looking like a confused fish. Like the one used for this video's thumbnail

  • @Kango234
    @Kango234 Рік тому +14

    Its so hilarious since they could have easily acted like this was a celebration of DC media by showing all the cartoons, games and shows people actual like. I would have popped off if I saw Tom Welling make a cameo, but instead they not only ressurected dead actors, but I also don't think the average movie goer is screaming for George Reeves to appear.

  • @LieutenantAmerica
    @LieutenantAmerica Рік тому +24

    Woolie and Pat described the cameos as 'Endgame imitation', but that implies they actually do anything cool

    • @DemonFireRain
      @DemonFireRain Рік тому +19

      Yeah that was a dumb comparison. When people in Endgame showed up they showed up because they've been in the history of the movies and it was a pay off.
      Flash just sees these people in the speed force, they don't actually do anything relevant to the story.

    • @mortified0
      @mortified0 Рік тому +7

      @@DemonFireRain It's a dumb comparison in the sense that the DC execs were absolutely thinking of Endgame but had no understanding of how that worked for people. It's a dumb comparison on those execs' parts.

  • @Day100
    @Day100 Рік тому +17

    Batgirl must have been really boring because it has no other excuse to not be released since this was.

  • @In-The-Zone
    @In-The-Zone Рік тому +17

    Pat's indignation towards things he's only tangentially aware of or seen gives me life. It feels so good to listen to and I didn't even know this movie was out much less anything about it xD

  • @conker690
    @conker690 Рік тому +15

    You know, many years ago a young man named Movie Bob envisioned how a Flashpoint movie might look. He had dreams of having all the old actors come together in a round trip celebration and he imaged grown superhero fans would be sobbing in the theatre.
    It’s probably well over a decade after I’ve seen that video and now we have this. Cape shit man children are derided, there was almost zero build up from the other movies making this a bootleg Marvel endeavour, the leading they/them committed a string crimes involving children and the big crossover with all the actors was done with terrible CGI.
    There’s something especially ghoulish, but delicious, about seeing hopes and dreams die.

    • @Cranster18
      @Cranster18 Рік тому +2

      What’s hilarious is that old man movie bob’s review said he’s “not gonna get into the ethics of the cgi” even though he was hoping it would happen for years.
      Good stuff.

    • @conker690
      @conker690 Рік тому +1

      @@Cranster18 he reviewed the movie? I gotta check that out.

  • @mr.goblin6039
    @mr.goblin6039 Рік тому +10

    The wildest part about the Golden Age Flash that shows up in this movie is that it ain’t even the actual GA Flash: it’s the villain Zoom, pretending to be Jay Garrick, from the fucking CW show. They lazily put a scene from the CW show and called it a day. The actor that played Zoom was on Twitter saying he didn’t know they put him in the movie. 😂

  • @El_Legante
    @El_Legante Рік тому +20

    The Necromancers are eating good these days.

  • @elcrow113
    @elcrow113 Рік тому +31

    I can confirm the movie has the worst vfx I have ever seen in a big budget movie. The alternate version of Barry at times is completely insufferable to the point where you feel there's something wrong with him. But the worst part for me is that after everything that happens in the movie, Barry still doesn't learn his lesson and the movie doesn't care it just pretends that this time it's ok for some reason.

  • @BottleWaterson
    @BottleWaterson Рік тому +7

    in hindsight, seeing the plot of Space Jam 2 being Warner Brothers the Company, trying to Digitize Lebron to shove him into movies and him rejecting that because its dumb while its also the movie with endless cameos in pointless crowd shots shouldve been a sign

  • @karite2
    @karite2 Рік тому +10

    I had to go to IMDB to look and there's all of them, all the oldies listed under "Rest of cast listed alphabetically:" and each has either (archive footage) or (uncredited) next to their names. Holy fuck.

  • @theMightyOx31
    @theMightyOx31 Рік тому +4

    "Visually Repugnant" is probably the best way to describe this movie and WB as a whole

  • @DatAsuna
    @DatAsuna Рік тому +12

    I loved the grand admiral thrawn cameo in spider-man

    • @DarthLego46
      @DarthLego46 Рік тому +1

      Now that I think about it, Spider-Man 2099 is a blue, red-eyed antagonist.

  • @DB-su4ke
    @DB-su4ke Рік тому +24

    every shit thing that comes from this production keeps reminding me that Batgirl died for this.

  • @Painocus
    @Painocus Рік тому +5

    It's also funny that they took the best part the mainline DCEU had; Wonder Woman (even with the second movie having *problems* ) behind the shed and shot it in the back of the head, but is so insistant on sticking with Miller-Flash no matter what. Like do they have black-mail on WB higher ups or something?

  • @FurryStockings
    @FurryStockings Рік тому +5

    When I saw Ezra Miller in the movie with the babies I was like "ew, please stay the hell away from those infants" after everything he's done, who the hell would see this movie and cheer him on? lmao

  • @DoctorThundah
    @DoctorThundah Рік тому +12

    So, I'm by no means a legal expert, but using CGI to digitally insert an actor's likeness into a film without their permission sounds extremely illegal. If it isn't illegal, it absolutely should be.

    • @z-mac664
      @z-mac664 Рік тому +2

      Lots of things should be illegal but aren’t.

  • @psychoapplesauceeater8562
    @psychoapplesauceeater8562 Рік тому +7

    I don’t understand why they did the cameos. They were not Flash related

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai Рік тому

      To placate *those* DC fans

    • @joshuafreeman3609
      @joshuafreeman3609 Рік тому +1

      DC and WB have no faith in anything other than Batman, so everything needs to be Batman related. Meanwhile, Superman is their most well known character so sometimes they throw him in there too

  • @KarazolaX
    @KarazolaX Рік тому +3

    I don’t care what anybody says the George Clooney cameo at the end was really clever, and the fact that the movie is a complete train wreck only makes the joke land even better

  • @cullenmuir2707
    @cullenmuir2707 Рік тому +6

    I feel like this movie is going to make its money back through shock, disgust, and possibly The Room effect.

    • @yohohoho971
      @yohohoho971 Рік тому +9

      The Room wasn't a multi million dollar super hero block buster made as part of a franchise and Tommy Wiseau isn't a kidnapping criminal (as far as we know).

    • @cullenmuir2707
      @cullenmuir2707 Рік тому

      @@yohohoho971 Counter point. Are you sure The Room isn't part of a multi-million super hero franchise.....from an alternate dimension? As for the other part, in any reality I'm sure he's stil a better person than Ezra Miller?

    • @TheHolySemiColon
      @TheHolySemiColon Рік тому

      @@yohohoho971 The Room did have a multi million dollar budget though, as hard as that is to believe.

  • @Dragonsmana
    @Dragonsmana Рік тому +8

    Fucking Batgirl died for *this*. Either it was somehow worse than this (doubtful, but possible!), or this was the horse they bet on out of stupidity. Either way, I am so thankful James Gunn is taking the helm of DC films and stuff going forward. Suicide Squad and Guardians 3 are so damn good, I am eagerly looking forward to his Superman film. I might catch Flash out of morbid curiosity when it hits Max.

    • @quinnkaplan172
      @quinnkaplan172 Рік тому +2

      Batgirl to my understanding got killed off for weird obtuse tax write off reasons.

    • @Dragonsmana
      @Dragonsmana Рік тому +1

      @@quinnkaplan172 I know, I meant they chose to tax sacrifice her rather than Flash lol

  • @theclawyaww3740
    @theclawyaww3740 Рік тому +4

    Only reason to be happy this movie happened is that now WB has an opportunity to hire Tim Burton and make a third Keaton Batman movie. And it's based on The Dark Knight Returns with Nic Cage Superman.

  • @DoctorCVC
    @DoctorCVC Рік тому +3

    2:32- You know I’ve been watching Woolie a while, and I am still trying to figure out the logic of where his brain pulls out these wrong names.

  • @horomaru1
    @horomaru1 Рік тому +10

    WB should do a high budget animation DC movies just like sony with spider man

    • @RhysClark97
      @RhysClark97 Рік тому +1

      well hopefully once DC has cleared the table of all their leftovers now that James Gunn is in charge it should improve, he has already commited to having animation voice cast be the same as live action voice cast for future DC projects.

    • @sharizadmdyusoff1927
      @sharizadmdyusoff1927 Рік тому

      i remember when i watch WB animation on cinemax theres batman animation movie, JL movies animation teen titan go movie also is awesome

    • @crumdogy
      @crumdogy Рік тому +2

      I’ve always liked DC’s animated stuff more than their live action.

    • @sharizadmdyusoff1927
      @sharizadmdyusoff1927 Рік тому

      @@crumdogy yeah, even the killing joke the animation was like better than live action dc imo

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 Рік тому +2

      ​@RhysClark97 That sounds awful. More deadpan performances by actors that are trained to work with being heard AND seen not bothering to learn the nuances of voice work.

  • @night1952
    @night1952 Рік тому +15

    Spiderverse is worth watching in the big screen.

  • @connorharris1601
    @connorharris1601 Рік тому +3

    I would like to record for posterity that UA-cam analytics has seen fit to advertise directly next to this video that I can preorder The Flash.

  • @TheNerindil
    @TheNerindil Рік тому +8

    Ayyy, Woolie lookin trim. Nice!

  • @connorflinn4354
    @connorflinn4354 Рік тому +1

    I saw the movie opening weekend in imax and the crowd dug it, cameos especially. Loud applauses for batman 89 references

  • @psychomammoth9640
    @psychomammoth9640 Рік тому +3

    This movie was a literal whiplash, literally the only reason why I was dragged to go see it was because my Ma wanted to see Micheal Keaton as Batman. We got to the scene with the baby in the microwave and she was downright disgusted. I’m glad the people in the theater talked over because nothing even really happened, and even with something that was supposed to be “Tragic” was just the audience laughing at how stupid it was. Bad enough we had to deal with two of the same god awful actor, and it shows that Hollywood doesn’t care and would let a pedophile and kidnapper be the face of their later DC project, talk about sick. Can’t wait for you do to the review for the latest Indiana Jones “film”, talk about the year of killing IP’s and Dreams.
    I give the film a 3.5/10, seems fair.

  • @ASm_rtOtaku
    @ASm_rtOtaku Рік тому +5

    Shortly after the first Suicide Squad movie, which I have not seen but know enough about, I made a decision that regardless of what they made or how well it was done, I would not see any DC live action superhero movies for the next 10 years. A bit of an overreaction maybe, but I am so glad I made that decision.

    • @ligtningdog6399
      @ligtningdog6399 Рік тому +3

      Same here. I only saw Man of Steel and the first Wonder Woman. And when WW is praised as the BEST of the DCEU, I knew this ship was sinking fast.

    • @ASm_rtOtaku
      @ASm_rtOtaku Рік тому +3

      @@ligtningdog6399 For me, when I heard how the Joker was used, I asked myself a question,
      "What do I prefer? That they wasted the Joker and give him a fake death to have a cheap reveal that he survived or to waste the Joker, actually kill him, and never use him again?"
      The fact that I had to ask myself that question made me realize that this run of movies was not worth it in any form.

    • @kamikazelemming1552
      @kamikazelemming1552 Рік тому

      Pretty much came to the same conclusion myself, though instead of ten years, my decision was to never watch anything from the DCEU again. I just didn't care anymore about this terrible universe of films they were pushing out, and decided to just stick with the good stuff. A.K.A, the animated movies and shows.
      Only broke the rule recently because "The Suicide Squad," James Gunn's film, got released on Netflix a few weeks ago. It was good, but unfortunately parts of it are held back because of the original film.
      To name an example, Waller wanted to make Task Force X because she wanted a team capable of taking down super-powered threats like an evil Superman. However, in both films, the Squad is never ordered to fight either Enchantress or Starro,. Instead, they are sent in to rescue Waller (in the first film), and steal incriminating evidence from Thinker's lab (in the second film). At no point is the Squad ever sent in to do the job they were originally made for.

    • @TheHolySemiColon
      @TheHolySemiColon Рік тому

      @@ASm_rtOtaku That's kind of funny, because Suicide Squad doesn't kill off Joker or even pretend to. It just doesn't give him much screentime. You definitely made the right decision anyway.

  • @waterking74
    @waterking74 Рік тому +4

    Remember pirates are your best friend 😈

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim Рік тому +10

    i've seen corpse parades more livily then "the Flash"

  • @breaksystembse
    @breaksystembse Рік тому +4

    That's a better title for a better plot

  • @neighandwhinnymchorse2100
    @neighandwhinnymchorse2100 Рік тому +1

    They fired Henry Cavill and kept Ezra Miller. I wouldn't see this movie if everyone unanimously agreed it was better than Infinity War.

  • @JoseRS1186
    @JoseRS1186 Рік тому

    Jay Garrik running in place on black and white, looking up at the camera as his rubber body was so disturbing. All the CG was nightmarishly uncanny. I would have said "keep going, break the multiverse, let it all collide."
    They were flat out setting up Crisis on Infinite Earths but bad.

  • @JustSoji
    @JustSoji Рік тому +1

    Pat: I will not be buying a ticket to see this movie
    Twitter: Say less

  • @DrErikNefarious
    @DrErikNefarious Рік тому +4

    Nicolas Cage Superman. Once that clip gets released in High-Def, there's no other reason to see the movie

  • @leafgreenbeast
    @leafgreenbeast Рік тому +10

    AND NOW WEVE GOT AN AI-GENERATED FILM OPENING
    To further beat on the already underpayed and overworked artists in pursuit of supposedly easy money

  • @MrTeucro99
    @MrTeucro99 Рік тому +14

    To the guy in chat that says their part looks good, i dont belive you. You are lying to us and to yourself sir.

  • @kovulion7777
    @kovulion7777 Рік тому +1

    I want a lets watch of them now XD

  • @Lonequacker
    @Lonequacker Рік тому +5

    Saw it the other day in a practically empty theater with it's loudest sound system. It wasn't good but I had a great time watching it.

  • @kronos1794
    @kronos1794 Рік тому +2

    The fact that when it's all said and done the movie doesn't even matter...

  • @redkite1908
    @redkite1908 Рік тому +4

    The weird irony is that for all the DC's live action stuff tends to suck, the animated stuff is decent.

    • @GELTONZ
      @GELTONZ Рік тому

      I wish they'd just do a theatrical animated movie. I'm curious what THAT would look like.

    • @RavenCloak13
      @RavenCloak13 Рік тому +1

      ​@@GELTONZ
      They would suck the life out of it.

  • @HoChiMints2007
    @HoChiMints2007 Рік тому +1

    (Ezra chokes movie reviewer) GIVE MY MOVIE GOOD REVIEWS!!!

  • @brandonthomas2119
    @brandonthomas2119 Рік тому +4

    Guys, watch the movie and give us a spoiler review please.

  • @starscreamx7
    @starscreamx7 Рік тому +4

    I'm embarrassed that this was The Flash's first ever film. Ezra was the wrong choice, this cinematic universe is trash, and it's less a Flash story and more of a montage of "hey remember this?". Now we're in a Green Lantern situation with a bad first impression not conveying the material properly. Now I have to wait YEARS for a decent Flash solo movie. Do you know how frustrating that is? No Thawne, no Rogues, no Gorilla Grodd, no Turtle. That sucks.

    • @amuroray88
      @amuroray88 Рік тому

      More likely than not, it's gonna be 10 years before you get another flash movie. Only Spider Man, Superman or Batman can reboot quicker than that

  • @pikagammerpluspizza7478
    @pikagammerpluspizza7478 Рік тому +5

    Flash is just a lesser Morbious.

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 Рік тому +8

      It's Lessbius.

    • @joebin3106
      @joebin3106 Рік тому

      It's Flashing Time

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 Рік тому +3

      ​@@joebin3106He quite literally flashed all over the timeline.

    • @adams3627
      @adams3627 Рік тому +1

      @@joebin3106 I am starting to Flash

  • @leithaziz2716
    @leithaziz2716 Рік тому +4

    The Flash and Spider-Verse coming out so close to each other is beyond ironic. I'm still planning to watch Spider-Verse, but I feel bad for the person that watched both and experienced the whiplash in quality. From the art direction to the effects and writing.

  • @darthekul1
    @darthekul1 Рік тому +3

    Someone else said it but there wasnt a golden age actor for jay garrick its teddy sears as a villian on the cw flash show pretending to be jay garrick but didnt include the actual jay garrick actor john wesley ship who played barry in the 90s show , and barrys dad henry and they werent bringing that barry back cause he died on crisis on infinite earths, but its stupid as fuck they didnt have john wesley ship

    • @nahuel3433
      @nahuel3433 Рік тому +2

      John Wesley also played Jay Garrick in Stargirl (which kicks ass btw) on a more minor role, which takes place in a different universe (so no real continuity concerns)
      So it seems he'd be perfectly down for that.

    • @darthekul1
      @darthekul1 Рік тому

      ​@@nahuel3433I just saw this comment lol, john Wesley's ship last appearance in stargirl was amazing and literally sets up an appearance but instead they just put someone who isn't even the real actor for jay garrick in the movie without paying him

  • @venomfuryx3250
    @venomfuryx3250 Рік тому +3

    They dragged poor Michael Keaton's Batman into this mess.

  • @Reshiram793
    @Reshiram793 9 місяців тому

    Like literally the lead up to the flash releasing they were like “yeah we know Ezra Miller is actively on the run from the police right now but this movie FUCKS you guys are gonna love it” and then it’s a cgi nightmare

  • @fernandozavaletabustos205
    @fernandozavaletabustos205 Рік тому +3

    If it wasn't for Ezra Miller actions, this movie would have been just decent.

  • @elizabethagudelo7179
    @elizabethagudelo7179 Рік тому +2

    I wonder if a family is gonna sue

  • @DDespicable
    @DDespicable Рік тому +2

    Pls tell me they did not cgi a fake val kilmer into this movie! I may not have followed his career closely but the last thing i saw him in was top gun:maverick and id like to keep it that way

  • @just_matt214
    @just_matt214 Рік тому +3

    Fitting that Ezra Miller is headlining it then.

  • @shattercross
    @shattercross Рік тому

    Ah, he’s talking about the multiverse incursion scene. Also Nicolas Cage is alive, sir.

  • @gameb9oy
    @gameb9oy Рік тому +3

    Wait… did they skip the near hour of Woolie talking about street fighter?

    • @nahuel3433
      @nahuel3433 Рік тому +6

      Every day we skip hours of woolie talking about SF. That's all he ever does when the cameras aren't rolling.
      But he is a professional, he manages to mostly hold himself back when he is making non SF content, mostly.

    • @UltimaKeyMaster
      @UltimaKeyMaster Рік тому +1

      @@nahuel3433 To be fair, after meeting him at a convention, I can confirm he doesn't only talk about Street Fighter off-camera.
      ...He just talks about everything he usually talks about on-camera when off-camera.
      Which, jokes aside, is pretty nice to see.

  • @Roronoa2zoro
    @Roronoa2zoro Рік тому +2

    That paragraph from the review has not sold me on going to the theater to watch Flash. Oh it sold me on watching it.
    But
    you know
    🏴‍☠

  • @IstasPumaNevada
    @IstasPumaNevada Рік тому +1

    I'm relieved that Pat's not going to support this crap with money. :)

  • @SoloWing88
    @SoloWing88 Рік тому +1

    why does Pats shirt look like the HD textures didn;t load yet?

  • @haldosprime3896
    @haldosprime3896 Рік тому

    Sometimes I feel like studios really need to learn the value of cutting your losses. It sucks, and it’s a lot to swallow, but just cut the loss and learn from it instead of doubling down on it.