I also digress sometimes. Sometimes way too damn hard. I just keep digressing and can't stop it. What is happening to me? I keep digressing and digressing further into a deeper state of digression. One moment, I will not be as digressed, but then I digress and become more digressed. Am I fated to keep digressing? Am I lacking some sort of anti-digression gene? Should I alter my genes to stop this digression? Sounds like the way to stop digression now is to create mutants, I guess. This is how Wolverine was born.
Although I dunno, it raises some interesting questions about society. I feel like perhaps for the US in particular at times using inheritance here might not be a bad thing...
These are the only real programming memes. All the other stuff is just silly and would only make a 50 year old dad who's never seen comedy before laugh. The "cursed programming series" comprises the only programming jokes that have ever made me laugh. Thank you.
I've done 0:43 sometimes for debugging, it's easier to add the line that throws the error and later remove it than to remove the entire try / catch block, then re-add it.
I've made far worse. You thought you've seen innefficient until you see the absurdity of my code. That's why I ask chatgpt to do it for me and edit it to remove security exploits and nonfunctional code.
ok so funny story, i wrote a code in c which write many if statements. how many? the range was LONG_MIN to LONG_MAX at first I wanted to use LONG LONG but the estimated time was 620 years. the code was something like: int isEven(long num){ if(num == 1) return 0; else if(num == 2) return 1; ... } btw, it took 13 hours to write the code and it's freaking 110GB
I'm not sure if it fits or even works, but for the hipC I'd like to add #define #define dat dat { would dat 0 cool dat // yknow dat scanf gimme dat printf take
this is not about floats, it would be a type error in typescript since it accepts string as a first parameter, js just converts it to string and for 0.0000005 the string would be '5e-7'. function parseInt(s: string, radix?: number): number
2:38 isn't cursed - this is python, where boolean false can only be "False" and boolean true can only be "True" "false" and "true" can be used as separate variables (though this shouldn't really be recommended) "true = False" sets variable "true" to boolean False "false = True" sets variable "false" to boolean True Therefore this is the asshole's "while True" loop
"Who said HTML wasn't a programming language?" Its creator. Then again, the creator of the GIF said it's pronounced "jif". In reality, relatively few pronounce BMP as "bump" and/or PNG as "ping".
No there's pip3 with --user flag. If even --user installation have failed - we have to search the drive either from / or from C:\ for the python/python3 and or pip/pip3 binaries. Then and only then if that failed we paste yaml library and try with that. If there's an incompatibility with the version and the library fails to build/import still, we have to manually build the needed version of python from source and use these binaries to rerun code of the program, get the output, display to user and then safely shutdown.
I've seen an alternate version of the samurai warrior one before A samurai warrior would shout "You're trying to view flash content, but have no flash plugin installed"
@@sophiacristina my first project out of college I was doing bug fixes on an old website and broke the website by turning on dark reader. The way they checked if products were favorited or not was by checking the css color value of the star........
I like how there is a 2160p option for this video and yet the video is essentially a slideshow full of low quality pictures, I digress.
Yet I watch it in 240p because I don't have wifi (I'm on mobile).
I also digress sometimes. Sometimes way too damn hard. I just keep digressing and can't stop it. What is happening to me? I keep digressing and digressing further into a deeper state of digression. One moment, I will not be as digressed, but then I digress and become more digressed. Am I fated to keep digressing? Am I lacking some sort of anti-digression gene? Should I alter my genes to stop this digression? Sounds like the way to stop digression now is to create mutants, I guess.
This is how Wolverine was born.
😂😂@@HonsHon😂
Many people like weird stuff on UA-cam. At least it's not some paraphilia.
i showed this to our backend lead and he rolled into a fetal position and started crying
Maybe he got exposed using these same things in his "personal" project? Who knows 🤭
2:58 yo we be livin in a simulation 💀
2:07 Is this madness? Perchance.
You can't just say "perchance"
@@alonsoherreros4945mayhaps
If ya nasty!
1:29 *"Is this class inheritance?"*
1:20 when you don't understand the difference between inheritance and composition.
Although I dunno, it raises some interesting questions about society. I feel like perhaps for the US in particular at times using inheritance here might not be a bad thing...
These are the only real programming memes. All the other stuff is just silly and would only make a 50 year old dad who's never seen comedy before laugh. The "cursed programming series" comprises the only programming jokes that have ever made me laugh. Thank you.
2:46 hey look someone was making a minecraft mod lmao
I've done 0:43 sometimes for debugging, it's easier to add the line that throws the error and later remove it than to remove the entire try / catch block, then re-add it.
This video is so cursed, I opened it and half my youtube's dark theme turned white, not even kidding.
Those samurai really had a way with words
I like how your background music makes each video seem like a new alien movie sequel in the series.
this is print("goodbye world") levels of threat
1:40 - Nightmare Fuel ... the kind that keeps you up all night!
i remember learning how to program to understand this kind of stuff, im going to take computer cience at college now
0:00 why are all the defines backwards
this is the most messed up yet beautiful thing i've ever seen
I've made far worse. You thought you've seen innefficient until you see the absurdity of my code. That's why I ask chatgpt to do it for me and edit it to remove security exploits and nonfunctional code.
The second one is how I thought chatbots actually work as a kid lol
0:41, in some cases this is useful for retries. Some decorators allow you to retry a method if an exception is thrown.
1:03 Missed a trick by not also autoformatting ) and ] over to the right.
The HM's PHP interpreter was gold
Reminds me of Perligata (Latinized Perl).
I like how theres all code and stuff and then there’s a tree
a binary tree
The papyrus font kiled me... *ded*
nah the apex legends cpp ide be bussin tbh frfr
gotta try that semicolon indenting
'or user_input = "eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea"' you can tell the programmer lost their mind in their refusal to use a regex.
Sometimes it seems that neural networks have started learning to code. Of their own free will.
I have actually seen "catch (error) throw;" more in old production code than I'd like to admit
if this prints you managed to make 1 equal 4 somehow
Minecraft mod source code in cursed font is my favorite
ok so funny story, i wrote a code in c which write many if statements. how many? the range was LONG_MIN to LONG_MAX
at first I wanted to use LONG LONG but the estimated time was 620 years.
the code was something like:
int isEven(long num){
if(num == 1)
return 0;
else if(num == 2)
return 1;
...
}
btw, it took 13 hours to write the code and it's freaking 110GB
Watching this video makes me feel like I could sit on the poop and stick out the toilet
2:46 and the most cursed thing is that you can easily do that in python idle ide
actually catch error -> throw error isnt so rare. sometimes you want to do specific things before regular exception handling.
This makes me want to system reboot
PAPYRUS font aint no way
I don't know what any of this means but it tickles my brain good
0:17 The chat bot when the user forgets one "ea": 💀
The first one won't compile, wrong order of define args :0
Wow, Python users will really do anything to avoid manually using semicolons.
Last one oh God I'm dying
1:37 a wild binary tree!
2:40 - Thief III Deadly Shadows font
Bro I literally just screamed lol
(0:25) Yandere Simulator in a nutshell:
after watching it my room temperature got lowered by 10
Esto me hizo hablar español, Dios mío, que incómodo me siento, ayuda, necesito terapia.
2:05 It's his majesty's now
I mean, technically html is a declarative programming language
hopefully this comment doesnt end up in a cursed programming compilation
not a general purpose one (like C++ or Java) though
I wonder what the '# try even harder' part does
I did a ctf challenge that looked like the first photo. Took me about 3hrs to decode the whole thing
0:26
if (number % 2 === 0) return true;
else return false;
i really wish the code at the start actually worked lol
0:42 Is dumb but I expected something cursed would come out of it like a throw catch loop.
I hope i never see this again. Im scared.
Why does the first one have "long long int" as the definition for two of the variables? 😭
if you mean "fr fr int mf p rn", it isn't two variables. "mf" is a star, so "p" is a pointer. "long long int *p;"
2:51 is this 🅱oss
I'm going to have nightmares about that.
I'm not sure if it fits or even works, but for the hipC I'd like to add
#define #define dat
dat { would
dat 0 cool
dat // yknow
dat scanf gimme
dat printf take
I already lost it at 0:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂
can someone explain the one at 2:50?
This hurt my eyes.
0:42 hmm. In some case i can use it
first one has the defines backwards lol
What's cursed with the one at 2:49?
loss
Great compilations dude!
catch (ball) { throw ball; }
0:20 my code be like
This video was very eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea!
0:37 sin(pi/2) = 1, но в военное время может достигать и 4
eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea
also 1:49 is fucking hilarious
that hit hard
0:11 Chat GPT?
1:39 wait what
//Careful don't use mf p or it segfaults fr fr
War... War never changes...
Enable_Pain = Trve
What is wrong at 0:42? Chatgpt gave me that code today
2:20 🤯
0:10
Yandere simulator codes
1:40 Many programming languages are notoriously bad at floats.
this is not about floats, it would be a type error in typescript since it accepts string as a first parameter, js just converts it to string and for 0.0000005 the string would be '5e-7'. function parseInt(s: string, radix?: number): number
Didn’t understand 2:57 , anyone care to explain
3:01 # try even harder
Aye to be fair, I would've done the same thing, I mean, If it works, it works.
1:57 true
0:42
I actually did this in a project and I would do it again. Fight me
2:38 isn't cursed - this is python, where boolean false can only be "False" and boolean true can only be "True"
"false" and "true" can be used as separate variables (though this shouldn't really be recommended)
"true = False" sets variable "true" to boolean False
"false = True" sets variable "false" to boolean True
Therefore this is the asshole's "while True" loop
Which is not cursed how exactly?
can someone give font name at 2:43
What’s the first language? Can’t even tell with all of that nonsense
C / C++
Sigma balls!
Hell
2:05 i need this
Legendary video 3
3:02 This one was absolutely the best one. Can't import it? Try even harder.
"Who said HTML wasn't a programming language?"
Its creator.
Then again, the creator of the GIF said it's pronounced "jif".
In reality, relatively few pronounce BMP as "bump" and/or PNG as "ping".
cant wait for help 4
EGGPLANT_SEEDS;;;;
3:02 I really wanna know if the "#try even harder" section contains the entire source for the library and builds it right then and there from it
I wouldn't doubt it
No there's pip3 with --user flag. If even --user installation have failed - we have to search the drive either from / or from C:\ for the python/python3 and or pip/pip3 binaries. Then and only then if that failed we paste yaml library and try with that. If there's an incompatibility with the version and the library fails to build/import still, we have to manually build the needed version of python from source and use these binaries to rerun code of the program, get the output, display to user and then safely shutdown.
@@IqweoR You're the author of that thing aren't you I know you are
no, it's calling chatgpt to generate a python yaml paser.
💀 bro would need some months for that code
I've seen an alternate version of the samurai warrior one before
A samurai warrior would shout "You're trying to view flash content, but have no flash plugin installed"
ahead of their time
Ancient wisdom 🙏
Yooooooooooooooooo~
👺
Actually, they would shout "Adobe Flash Player is no longer supported"
Everybody gangsta until "what" appears in stdout
As a Software Developer with more than 5 years of experience, I have to say these cursed images are just the tip of the iceberg 😂
Aight check out 'The single most useful macro in Praat'
Legit question... What was the worse you saw?
Also, for fun i included a ".txt" file in a c++ file, what do you think about that?
@@sophiacristina Arbitrary use of timeouts to avoid further errors.
@@sophiacristina my first project out of college I was doing bug fixes on an old website and broke the website by turning on dark reader. The way they checked if products were favorited or not was by checking the css color value of the star........
@@ivanandradamendoza Good lord what the FUCK Why couldn't they just handle the damn thing?