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  • @therealg9542
    @therealg9542 Рік тому +207

    I like how there is a 2160p option for this video and yet the video is essentially a slideshow full of low quality pictures, I digress.

    • @aylen7062
      @aylen7062 Рік тому +1

      Yet I watch it in 240p because I don't have wifi (I'm on mobile).

    • @HonsHon
      @HonsHon 9 місяців тому +4

      I also digress sometimes. Sometimes way too damn hard. I just keep digressing and can't stop it. What is happening to me? I keep digressing and digressing further into a deeper state of digression. One moment, I will not be as digressed, but then I digress and become more digressed. Am I fated to keep digressing? Am I lacking some sort of anti-digression gene? Should I alter my genes to stop this digression? Sounds like the way to stop digression now is to create mutants, I guess.
      This is how Wolverine was born.

    • @blackholesun4942
      @blackholesun4942 8 місяців тому

      😂😂​@@HonsHon😂

    • @pedroamaralcouto
      @pedroamaralcouto 5 місяців тому

      Many people like weird stuff on UA-cam. At least it's not some paraphilia.

  • @halfspire
    @halfspire Рік тому +1167

    i showed this to our backend lead and he rolled into a fetal position and started crying

    • @saarza9991
      @saarza9991 10 місяців тому +8

      Maybe he got exposed using these same things in his "personal" project? Who knows 🤭

  • @supernovaw39
    @supernovaw39 Рік тому +36

    2:58 yo we be livin in a simulation 💀

  • @olegshevchenko5869
    @olegshevchenko5869 Рік тому +46

    2:07 Is this madness? Perchance.

  • @_A_n_d_r_3_w_
    @_A_n_d_r_3_w_ Рік тому +15

    1:29 *"Is this class inheritance?"*

  • @gaminggaming2683
    @gaminggaming2683 Рік тому +51

    1:20 when you don't understand the difference between inheritance and composition.

    • @traveller23e
      @traveller23e Рік тому +5

      Although I dunno, it raises some interesting questions about society. I feel like perhaps for the US in particular at times using inheritance here might not be a bad thing...

  • @volatus2354
    @volatus2354 Рік тому +12

    These are the only real programming memes. All the other stuff is just silly and would only make a 50 year old dad who's never seen comedy before laugh. The "cursed programming series" comprises the only programming jokes that have ever made me laugh. Thank you.

  • @commander3494
    @commander3494 Рік тому +9

    2:46 hey look someone was making a minecraft mod lmao

  • @MihaelTurina
    @MihaelTurina Рік тому +7

    I've done 0:43 sometimes for debugging, it's easier to add the line that throws the error and later remove it than to remove the entire try / catch block, then re-add it.

  • @kirichnererwin1062
    @kirichnererwin1062 Рік тому +2

    This video is so cursed, I opened it and half my youtube's dark theme turned white, not even kidding.

  • @nottelling792
    @nottelling792 Рік тому +3

    Those samurai really had a way with words

  • @AmadeusMoon
    @AmadeusMoon 8 місяців тому +1

    I like how your background music makes each video seem like a new alien movie sequel in the series.

  • @Arzee4991
    @Arzee4991 9 місяців тому +1

    this is print("goodbye world") levels of threat

  • @trashwebsite_user01
    @trashwebsite_user01 9 місяців тому +1

    1:40 - Nightmare Fuel ... the kind that keeps you up all night!

  • @bacalhau_seco
    @bacalhau_seco Рік тому +30

    i remember learning how to program to understand this kind of stuff, im going to take computer cience at college now

  • @otesunki
    @otesunki Рік тому +5

    0:00 why are all the defines backwards

  • @FrancescoAntoni090504
    @FrancescoAntoni090504 Рік тому +19

    this is the most messed up yet beautiful thing i've ever seen

  • @skittersspider1704
    @skittersspider1704 10 місяців тому +2

    I've made far worse. You thought you've seen innefficient until you see the absurdity of my code. That's why I ask chatgpt to do it for me and edit it to remove security exploits and nonfunctional code.

  • @Gunner98
    @Gunner98 Місяць тому

    The second one is how I thought chatbots actually work as a kid lol

  • @carloshurtado3192
    @carloshurtado3192 Рік тому +1

    0:41, in some cases this is useful for retries. Some decorators allow you to retry a method if an exception is thrown.

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 Рік тому +6

    1:03 Missed a trick by not also autoformatting ) and ] over to the right.

  • @bobozeehax
    @bobozeehax Рік тому +2

    The HM's PHP interpreter was gold

    • @bluesquare23
      @bluesquare23 8 місяців тому

      Reminds me of Perligata (Latinized Perl).

  • @ar25k46
    @ar25k46 Рік тому +3

    I like how theres all code and stuff and then there’s a tree

  • @milanszekely645
    @milanszekely645 Рік тому +1

    The papyrus font kiled me... *ded*

  • @V0W4N
    @V0W4N Рік тому +4

    nah the apex legends cpp ide be bussin tbh frfr

  • @cyberprompt
    @cyberprompt Рік тому +12

    gotta try that semicolon indenting

  • @donovanmahan2901
    @donovanmahan2901 Рік тому

    'or user_input = "eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea"' you can tell the programmer lost their mind in their refusal to use a regex.

  • @vtbanzaj
    @vtbanzaj Рік тому +1

    Sometimes it seems that neural networks have started learning to code. Of their own free will.

  • @kipchickensout
    @kipchickensout 9 місяців тому

    I have actually seen "catch (error) throw;" more in old production code than I'd like to admit

  • @donbelikat
    @donbelikat Рік тому +1

    if this prints you managed to make 1 equal 4 somehow

  • @kooskoos1234
    @kooskoos1234 9 місяців тому

    Minecraft mod source code in cursed font is my favorite

  • @pandaunicorn2791
    @pandaunicorn2791 Рік тому +5

    ok so funny story, i wrote a code in c which write many if statements. how many? the range was LONG_MIN to LONG_MAX
    at first I wanted to use LONG LONG but the estimated time was 620 years.
    the code was something like:
    int isEven(long num){
    if(num == 1)
    return 0;
    else if(num == 2)
    return 1;
    ...
    }
    btw, it took 13 hours to write the code and it's freaking 110GB

  • @강용우-n2h
    @강용우-n2h Рік тому

    Watching this video makes me feel like I could sit on the poop and stick out the toilet

  • @zhabiboss
    @zhabiboss 9 місяців тому

    2:46 and the most cursed thing is that you can easily do that in python idle ide

  • @chapteriv3053
    @chapteriv3053 Рік тому +1

    actually catch error -> throw error isnt so rare. sometimes you want to do specific things before regular exception handling.

  • @theemeraldend4302
    @theemeraldend4302 9 місяців тому

    This makes me want to system reboot

  • @skeleskele
    @skeleskele Рік тому +1

    PAPYRUS font aint no way

  • @cheesemanmaster
    @cheesemanmaster 8 місяців тому

    I don't know what any of this means but it tickles my brain good

  • @griglog
    @griglog Рік тому

    0:17 The chat bot when the user forgets one "ea": 💀

  • @Дмитрий-т2л4ц
    @Дмитрий-т2л4ц Рік тому +1

    The first one won't compile, wrong order of define args :0

  • @gavinwilson5324
    @gavinwilson5324 Рік тому +9

    Wow, Python users will really do anything to avoid manually using semicolons.

  • @enespinar9711
    @enespinar9711 10 місяців тому

    Last one oh God I'm dying

  • @chri-k
    @chri-k Рік тому +1

    1:37 a wild binary tree!

  • @SteelyGlow
    @SteelyGlow 3 місяці тому

    2:40 - Thief III Deadly Shadows font

  • @johnnyballrotater
    @johnnyballrotater Рік тому +1

    Bro I literally just screamed lol

  • @kinggalactix
    @kinggalactix Рік тому +2

    (0:25) Yandere Simulator in a nutshell:

  • @debugbri
    @debugbri Рік тому

    after watching it my room temperature got lowered by 10

  • @kevo_codes
    @kevo_codes Рік тому

    Esto me hizo hablar español, Dios mío, que incómodo me siento, ayuda, necesito terapia.

  • @a-bombmori7393
    @a-bombmori7393 Рік тому

    2:05 It's his majesty's now

  • @execute214
    @execute214 8 місяців тому +2

    I mean, technically html is a declarative programming language
    hopefully this comment doesnt end up in a cursed programming compilation

    • @quadroninja2708
      @quadroninja2708 8 місяців тому +1

      not a general purpose one (like C++ or Java) though

  • @Ezkanohra
    @Ezkanohra Рік тому

    I wonder what the '# try even harder' part does

  • @mihaigheorghe467
    @mihaigheorghe467 Рік тому

    I did a ctf challenge that looked like the first photo. Took me about 3hrs to decode the whole thing

  • @AGMtagious
    @AGMtagious Рік тому

    0:26
    if (number % 2 === 0) return true;
    else return false;

  • @kono152
    @kono152 9 місяців тому

    i really wish the code at the start actually worked lol

  • @imie-nazwisko
    @imie-nazwisko Рік тому

    0:42 Is dumb but I expected something cursed would come out of it like a throw catch loop.

  • @oakley6889
    @oakley6889 Рік тому

    I hope i never see this again. Im scared.

  • @aqua-bery
    @aqua-bery 8 місяців тому

    Why does the first one have "long long int" as the definition for two of the variables? 😭

    • @quadroninja2708
      @quadroninja2708 8 місяців тому

      if you mean "fr fr int mf p rn", it isn't two variables. "mf" is a star, so "p" is a pointer. "long long int *p;"

  • @helper_bot
    @helper_bot Рік тому +2

    2:51 is this 🅱oss

  • @JewelWildmoon
    @JewelWildmoon Рік тому

    I'm going to have nightmares about that.

  • @picofox_de
    @picofox_de 10 місяців тому

    I'm not sure if it fits or even works, but for the hipC I'd like to add
    #define #define dat
    dat { would
    dat 0 cool
    dat // yknow
    dat scanf gimme
    dat printf take

  • @gerardsk8ordie
    @gerardsk8ordie Рік тому +2

    I already lost it at 0:01 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Kulpo
    @Kulpo Рік тому +1

    can someone explain the one at 2:50?

  • @jakestbu8692
    @jakestbu8692 Рік тому

    This hurt my eyes.

  • @Milk-gw1zl
    @Milk-gw1zl Рік тому +2

    0:42 hmm. In some case i can use it

  • @James2210
    @James2210 Рік тому

    first one has the defines backwards lol

  • @alexandreman8601
    @alexandreman8601 Рік тому +2

    What's cursed with the one at 2:49?

  • @alopradocai
    @alopradocai Рік тому

    Great compilations dude!

  • @hiroyoshi00
    @hiroyoshi00 Рік тому

    catch (ball) { throw ball; }

  • @babybabster
    @babybabster Рік тому

    0:20 my code be like

  • @YourLocalSharkFanatic
    @YourLocalSharkFanatic Рік тому

    This video was very eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea!

  • @quadroninja2708
    @quadroninja2708 8 місяців тому

    0:37 sin(pi/2) = 1, но в военное время может достигать и 4

  • @matthewboyer4212
    @matthewboyer4212 Рік тому

    eaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaeaea
    also 1:49 is fucking hilarious

  • @ToShortToTell
    @ToShortToTell Рік тому

    that hit hard

  • @migfus-codes
    @migfus-codes Рік тому

    0:11 Chat GPT?

  • @naufalfadhlurrahman5092
    @naufalfadhlurrahman5092 Рік тому

    1:39 wait what

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Рік тому

    //Careful don't use mf p or it segfaults fr fr
    War... War never changes...

  • @napalegeK
    @napalegeK Рік тому

    Enable_Pain = Trve

  • @rubiusoficial
    @rubiusoficial Рік тому

    What is wrong at 0:42? Chatgpt gave me that code today

  • @CppExpedition
    @CppExpedition Рік тому

    2:20 🤯

  • @Fataha22
    @Fataha22 Рік тому

    0:10
    Yandere simulator codes

  • @pabblo1
    @pabblo1 Рік тому

    1:40 Many programming languages are notoriously bad at floats.

    • @aidemalo
      @aidemalo Рік тому +1

      this is not about floats, it would be a type error in typescript since it accepts string as a first parameter, js just converts it to string and for 0.0000005 the string would be '5e-7'. function parseInt(s: string, radix?: number): number

  • @ucheozor7871
    @ucheozor7871 Рік тому +1

    Didn’t understand 2:57 , anyone care to explain

  • @StreakyFly
    @StreakyFly Рік тому

    3:01 # try even harder
    Aye to be fair, I would've done the same thing, I mean, If it works, it works.

  • @qoombert
    @qoombert 9 місяців тому

    1:57 true

  • @bananaking50145
    @bananaking50145 Рік тому

    0:42
    I actually did this in a project and I would do it again. Fight me

  • @xyz8460
    @xyz8460 Рік тому +1

    2:38 isn't cursed - this is python, where boolean false can only be "False" and boolean true can only be "True"
    "false" and "true" can be used as separate variables (though this shouldn't really be recommended)
    "true = False" sets variable "true" to boolean False
    "false = True" sets variable "false" to boolean True
    Therefore this is the asshole's "while True" loop

    • @xinaesthetic
      @xinaesthetic 8 місяців тому

      Which is not cursed how exactly?

  • @ckeremt
    @ckeremt Рік тому

    can someone give font name at 2:43

  • @FlummoxTheMagnificent
    @FlummoxTheMagnificent Рік тому +1

    What’s the first language? Can’t even tell with all of that nonsense

  • @firstnamed5041
    @firstnamed5041 Рік тому

    Sigma balls!

  • @sodiumfluoridel
    @sodiumfluoridel Рік тому

    Hell

  • @Simio_Da_Tundra
    @Simio_Da_Tundra Рік тому

    2:05 i need this

  • @popel_
    @popel_ Рік тому

    Legendary video 3

  • @yayer_27
    @yayer_27 8 місяців тому

    3:02 This one was absolutely the best one. Can't import it? Try even harder.

  • @epsi
    @epsi Рік тому +2

    "Who said HTML wasn't a programming language?"
    Its creator.
    Then again, the creator of the GIF said it's pronounced "jif".
    In reality, relatively few pronounce BMP as "bump" and/or PNG as "ping".

  • @justshitmyself
    @justshitmyself Рік тому

    cant wait for help 4

  • @nkacey2000
    @nkacey2000 9 місяців тому

    EGGPLANT_SEEDS;;;;

  • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
    @RiteshRajbhandari-lp Рік тому +1040

    3:02 I really wanna know if the "#try even harder" section contains the entire source for the library and builds it right then and there from it

    • @Fr4nk4000
      @Fr4nk4000 Рік тому +43

      I wouldn't doubt it

    • @IqweoR
      @IqweoR Рік тому +165

      No there's pip3 with --user flag. If even --user installation have failed - we have to search the drive either from / or from C:\ for the python/python3 and or pip/pip3 binaries. Then and only then if that failed we paste yaml library and try with that. If there's an incompatibility with the version and the library fails to build/import still, we have to manually build the needed version of python from source and use these binaries to rerun code of the program, get the output, display to user and then safely shutdown.

    • @RiteshRajbhandari-lp
      @RiteshRajbhandari-lp Рік тому +166

      @@IqweoR You're the author of that thing aren't you I know you are

    • @kakwa
      @kakwa Рік тому +27

      no, it's calling chatgpt to generate a python yaml paser.

    • @duccithedoot
      @duccithedoot Рік тому +4

      💀 bro would need some months for that code

  • @Puzzlers100
    @Puzzlers100 Рік тому +468

    I've seen an alternate version of the samurai warrior one before
    A samurai warrior would shout "You're trying to view flash content, but have no flash plugin installed"

  • @thechosenzendro
    @thechosenzendro 9 місяців тому +63

    Everybody gangsta until "what" appears in stdout

  • @ivanandradamendoza
    @ivanandradamendoza Рік тому +1323

    As a Software Developer with more than 5 years of experience, I have to say these cursed images are just the tip of the iceberg 😂

    • @the_linguist_ll
      @the_linguist_ll Рік тому

      Aight check out 'The single most useful macro in Praat'

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina Рік тому +11

      Legit question... What was the worse you saw?
      Also, for fun i included a ".txt" file in a c++ file, what do you think about that?

    • @ivanandradamendoza
      @ivanandradamendoza Рік тому +54

      @@sophiacristina Arbitrary use of timeouts to avoid further errors.

    • @boop
      @boop Рік тому

      @@sophiacristina my first project out of college I was doing bug fixes on an old website and broke the website by turning on dark reader. The way they checked if products were favorited or not was by checking the css color value of the star........

    • @StellaEFZ
      @StellaEFZ Рік тому

      @@ivanandradamendoza Good lord what the FUCK Why couldn't they just handle the damn thing?