Some poor guy who downloaded the code: “MY COMPUTER BROKE! WHY?!?” The person who wrote the code purposefully adding .000001 to the number: “No regrets, Mr. Freeman…”
@@Xaim023 you can alias most things using define, for example you can alias every command and sign in hello world so your whole program is made from just e letters and compilator translates every e's sequence to corresponding command
2:34 The cursed part of this is not the breathtaking amount of pointless inversions, but the amount of mismatched parentheses. (Not to mention nearly all (or all of them depending on if JavaScript requires while loop conditions to be enclosed in them or not) of them are also unnecessary)
Its sorted name wise in asc order. And chrome is at 0%. If it was more than python the power usage value for chrome would also say very high, whereas it says very low
0:49 a legit way to obfuscate batch scripts gotta love how this person runs setlocal enabledelayedexpansion just so they can use ! instead of % for variables
If I understand it correctly it goes through each of these horrendous conditionals and outputs a blank line if true. So I would expect the 1st and 5th statements to be true. So if the output is 4 lines, what are the other 2 statements?
Wait I thought if the if statement or any elif statement associated with it is true then it should stop evaluating the other instances? So it should just print nothing at the start and then another nothing from the if statement and that's it - 2 blank lines. Correct me if i'm wrong.
I had to fight the senior developer where I work because he basically forced me to use a full If/Else statement in place of a ternary operator "in case I want to add more stuff in that else bit". Don't get me started on him using "If is true do things" instead of "if it's false break". All the time. With If statements inside If statements. Cursed!
@@farhanaditya2647 For 20 odd years! Man, if you read some of his code, you'd probably be having a laugh as well. Or the UI of his applications (NO whitespace, gigantic titles on every form, unnecessarily descriptive buttons...)
2:02 looks exatly like my commits, except instead of v2/v3 i say "fix translate again", "fix translate one more time", "fix translate final (i hope)", "fix translate final final"
Love the TestCoverage class that contains useless code to pad the test coverage stats. When unreachable statistics are more important to management than actually working code...
I remember writing 5 or 6 if else statements in a row before learning about switch case. Ignosce mihi, pater, quia peccavi. (Lord forgive me, for I have sinned.)
that first one is me, I tend to separate css for each page and media queries for mobile so I don't have to be confused in development stage, then I'll merge all the css files into one into production lmao
0:12 basically checks to see if an object (`nothing`) has the proper equality operators built in. If `nothing` doesn't (i.e. it is completely indescriminate) then the function returns None. If `nothing` DOES have the proper operators built in, then it returns `nothing`. I propose we rename this function to "is_pythonic" or something along those lines.
1:11 everyone is going "that's so insane how'd you win" but the OS module hasn't even been imported to blow off System32 so it'll just show an error 🤦♂
Funniest thing about the guessing game to me, is that "number" will always be a float, so you will pretty much always lose the game.
Nice one Sherlock
math.floor()
math.ceil()
ez
ALSO the os.remove uses unescaped backslashes, so you'll get an error for undefined ASCII character \W or something similar
Lose*
"Loose" typically means "weakly attached". For example, a loose bicycle chain is a chain that isn't tensioned properly.
@@tbqhwyf Yeah, I accidentally made a grammatical error. Thanks for telling me!
1:09 "I can offer you a battle you have no chance of winning..."
- G-Man
That one was brutal, the dude didn't even gave us a real chance...
import os?
Some poor guy who downloaded the code: “MY COMPUTER BROKE! WHY?!?”
The person who wrote the code purposefully adding .000001 to the number: “No regrets, Mr. Freeman…”
1:09 that is how harcore mode should work in video games
lol
harcore
os.remove()
"harcore" bro listened to the voices
"harcore" bro is Minecraft Bedrock Edition dev
I love the one of all the commits because you can tell which one finally actually worked
true
eslaf!@@cementsandwich
The super dramatic Incredibles music really did it for me, enhances the sense of horror, and makes you appreciate Michael Giacchino all the more.
he's such a good composer
Loves his OSTs for MOH
This isn't cursed programming.
This is job security.
2:48 did this shit in class cuz I already knew c++ before we started learning it, teacher literally called me fucked up
Once I learn c++ I am going to do this.
can you explain that to me? i tried looking it up but only got more confused
@@Xaim023 you can alias most things using define, for example you can alias every command and sign in hello world so your whole program is made from just e letters and compilator translates every e's sequence to corresponding command
@@psychoshaman thank you
0:47 I wasted a good 5 minutes of my life translating the whole thing character by character only to be greeted with "the link" at the end
What's "the link"?
@@kaliss6110 never gonna give....
😂
@@sciencefun5482I thought they meant goatse ngl ;_;
They say when they broke Enigma it was those lyrics
0:18
I laugh now, but that was me at some point in the past. Fack you Python you beautiful bastard.
It doesn't only did the math bad , it even take the wrong input😂😂
I don't get it
@@williamdrum9899 what's the thing you don't get?
2:16 basically any batch game in a nutshell
2:56 Most efficient Python program
And it even manages to run in less than 7 years!!1!1!1!1!!1!1!
Yep, the efficient phyton program!!1!
Look at it this way - where' C's pip? I can't pipc install something like I can in Python
@@memetech- skill issue
3:00 when python heard you saying " python is slow "
2:34 The cursed part of this is not the breathtaking amount of pointless inversions, but the amount of mismatched parentheses. (Not to mention nearly all (or all of them depending on if JavaScript requires while loop conditions to be enclosed in them or not) of them are also unnecessary)
3:00 Good to see that not even python can defeat the CPU hogging of chrome.
Its sorted name wise in asc order. And chrome is at 0%. If it was more than python the power usage value for chrome would also say very high, whereas it says very low
@@Steel0079 doesn't the cpu usage say 8 for chrome and 4 for the pythons?
@@kitchaos1118 It says 0. You can also tell by the fact that the box is a lighter shade of yellow
@@Steel0079 they were referring to "memory"
@@rysea9855 Awesome, ty
This makes me uncomfortable
I feel bad for the hacker trying to analyze your program
Well, analyzing or trying to understand others program is already a torture in some sort, so hacker signing himself for a torture😅
0:24 us AI researchers see bullcrap like this pretty often, especially with smaller language models
"Yes, I use a different editor for each language, why?" -someone on discord
jetbrains IDE-s be like
I mean I do because some don't support all syntax highlighting.
This hurts
0:49 a legit way to obfuscate batch scripts
gotta love how this person runs setlocal enabledelayedexpansion just so they can use ! instead of % for variables
I did that cause it looks nicer while making it slightly harder to reverse
0:00 ah yes, me creating a full c++ project and then github thinks its 99.9% of makefiles 🤡
does it actually do that?
@@chri-k yes if you upload the makefile first, they just update it on the first file for some reason
Commit only the CMakeLists.txt, and .gitignore all the makefile crap
even aliens from mars can relate
the second image (0:10) just prints 4 lines of absolutely nothing, i did the program and its probably the most fun time ive ever had programming
How though..? There is one print, other one must come from the first if and the eilfs mustn't activate because if was..? Only two must be printed...
@@alexgaming7249 I agree with alex
@@alexgaming7249 nvm it prints 4, i just put random logical operators that at least made the code work
If I understand it correctly it goes through each of these horrendous conditionals and outputs a blank line if true. So I would expect the 1st and 5th statements to be true.
So if the output is 4 lines, what are the other 2 statements?
Wait I thought if the if statement or any elif statement associated with it is true then it should stop evaluating the other instances? So it should just print nothing at the start and then another nothing from the if statement and that's it - 2 blank lines. Correct me if i'm wrong.
0:47 in the bottom right corner that is most definitely the rickroll link
Programmers: "HTML is not a programming language"
Programming Logo: ""
oh yeah lol 🤣
hello world
0
@@idkyet9458
0
One head, one body, one HTML
One cup of Java which we script... 🙏🏻
0:11 you're paid by line of code so you started developing funny methods
companies actually do that? 💀
These videos will never fail to be amazing
legend here wtf
realizing that edge takes up 75% memory with only one tab
I had to fight the senior developer where I work because he basically forced me to use a full If/Else statement in place of a ternary operator "in case I want to add more stuff in that else bit". Don't get me started on him using "If is true do things" instead of "if it's false break". All the time. With If statements inside If statements. Cursed!
Bro what the heck? Are you sure he's a *senior* developer?
@@farhanaditya2647 For 20 odd years! Man, if you read some of his code, you'd probably be having a laugh as well. Or the UI of his applications (NO whitespace, gigantic titles on every form, unnecessarily descriptive buttons...)
0:03 bro github shows that my project is 70% cmake and 30% c++, my case is not recoverable
0:15 UUUGHHH BRACKETS IN IF STATEMENTS IN PYTHON AAAAAAAAAAAA
0:44 glad I am not the only person who uses e’s as variables a lot
2:38 Anyone else get nerd-sniped trying to see if it resolves to "not not not not true" only to completely miss the _paren mismatch?_
what's really cursed about it is that it seems like their editor *isnt complaining about it* in the screencap
0:00 average codepen user
2:02 looks exatly like my commits, except instead of v2/v3 i say "fix translate again", "fix translate one more time", "fix translate final (i hope)", "fix translate final final"
Love the TestCoverage class that contains useless code to pad the test coverage stats. When unreachable statistics are more important to management than actually working code...
1:09 10.000001 > 10, they lied to me.
We programmers all had a time when we made such unoptimized code that today we actively avoid it to protect our sanity.
This is purely maliciously optimized
I remember writing 5 or 6 if else statements in a row before learning about switch case.
Ignosce mihi, pater, quia peccavi.
(Lord forgive me, for I have sinned.)
0:29 filesystem corruption
Any non-monospace font in the terminal is just going to look awful, or goofy at best.
such type of videos are crucial for a coder to maintain the sanity. great effort by the channel I must say!
2:38 WHY THE DUCK THEY OPEN 2 BRACKETS AND NEVER CLOSE THEM😢😢😢💀💀💀
there's a bit more than 2 unclosed parentheses
AaaaaaaaAaAaAAAaAAaaAAAAaaaaaa
FINDING MY HAPPY PLACE. FIIIIIIIINDIMG MY HAPPY PLACE
2:48 shortest java class name
that first one is me, I tend to separate css for each page and media queries for mobile so I don't have to be confused in development stage, then I'll merge all the css files into one into production lmao
and host all css in one repo??
@@unflexian everything is in one repo, of course
@@recklesspangolin oh alright
1:05 Nice, graphing calculator nonsense
Most efficient way even if jank ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
no programmers were harmed when making this video
3:04 POV: compiling Skia on Windows using Ninja
1:10 hehe we do a lil trolin 😏
DO NOT OPEN VSCODE AT 3AM! (SCARY CLICKBAIT THUMBNAIL)
0:40 i did a full alphabet with this one LMAO
2:37 would raise a syntax error; theres like 30 opening parentheses and only one closing parentheses
1:13 inputs “no”
Since they have no input validation, trying to turn “no” into an integer will raise an error and crash the program
for (;;) is not a war crime. Its spec lol i think of it as the forever loop.
I’m beginning to wonder how deep the rabbit hole goes
0:10 This is the code of someone desperately trying to debug a problem where nothing is helping
I like when the authors put comments in their code acknowledging the horrors they made
2:34 im not sure whats worse
the insane unnecessity of "not" marks, OR HOW THE PARENTHES DONT MATCH!!! there are so many "(" but only one ")"
Game one lies. It says 1-10, but it is actually 1.000001-10.000001
That encypherment at 0:47 could be done in like 1% of the code with a unix 'tr' command:
tr '[a-z]' 'bxyzhn....wotevr' < infile > outfile
I've made more than my fair share of bad commit messages, but these are just on another level.
This video gave me a PTSD.
As a Programmer, this give me Vietnam flashbacks
0:10 Nothing indeed
Those vídeos always get me MAD laughing, i cant stop 😂
This song is perfect for this
0:00 is what it feels like using any modern website
1:10 absolutely floored me
1:09 os is not imported
2:35 there are no closing parentheses
ur saying that like the whole video isn’t cursed
@@PawelHerok it's more than cursed especially at the mentioned timestamps
i mean to be fair you wouldn’t want to accidentally run the code and delete system 32
I barely understand few command, but im just dying when i see programmer's reactions on these.
Nice I love this energy
try reading 1:09 it should be understandable
@@unflexianI feel like just reading “os.remove System32” should be enough to figure it out 💀
i literally felt physical pain while watching this.
1:59 Well that's just a GOTO with extra steps
The fix translate commits one hits a little too close to home
0:12 basically checks to see if an object (`nothing`) has the proper equality operators built in. If `nothing` doesn't (i.e. it is completely indescriminate) then the function returns None. If `nothing` DOES have the proper operators built in, then it returns `nothing`. I propose we rename this function to "is_pythonic" or something along those lines.
Actually, the "is" statements kinda complicate this a lot.
1:11 everyone is going "that's so insane how'd you win" but the OS module hasn't even been imported to blow off System32 so it'll just show an error 🤦♂
I dont know why i clicked this video, i knew it would enrage me and yet i fell for it
cursed programming in c, i saw yesterday irl from a friend:
while(1)
{
ptr= (int*) malloc (100*sizeof(char*));
}
return 'AMOGUS';
1:05 Texas instruments, is that you
i'm scared
1:12 Definite 'Jigsaw' vibes here.
The music really makes these.
I can't quite place it but it sounds like John Barry.
I'm barely know shit about code and wanting to learn C but seeing so many ! statements in the thumbnail alone genuinely had me in a 1000 yard stare
That code in the thumbnail isn't even going to work because of the mismatched parentheses
0:00 bro tried to center an element
1:16 no import os?
2:27 what is the programming language?
It looks to me at first glace like a weirdlang based off brainfuck
it’s called uwu
about guess game: python will say that he dont have permissions to delete that folder
Cursed Javascript you could use in next video:
console.log(function(){return "Hello World!"}());
1:07 the fact that you imported something from the TI OS means that you are using Circutpython for some strange reason.
3:00 was the screen recorded with a potato?
0:19 I hate to admit it, but i have done this one accidental before
1:12 1000% pc gone
1:09 truly rigged (even if you somehow guessed it, it would just give you a value error lol)
2:10 all my "practice" projects are named like this...
2:19 It's running on a literal potato
1:09 wouldn't work because you dont have import os
0:01 the css 😭😭
1:09 NameError: name 'os' is not defined
2:00 Team Fortress 2 devs detected
The thumbnail is a real work of art xD
The thumbnail will print
The worst part of 0:46 is that he has a semicolon! You can use a semicolon if you want but it’s practically useless