J.G. Thirlwell - Assclamp!

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  • @semvision
    @semvision 11 років тому +985

    "They hit me with a truck."

    • @compookiie
      @compookiie 5 років тому +32

      Ookay..

    • @andrewluchsinger
      @andrewluchsinger 5 років тому +19

      That had me laughing for weeks after Brock said that.

    • @elterr1ble
      @elterr1ble 3 роки тому +9

      I was dying with all of brocks facial expressions while he was killing the henchmen with his car 😂🤣😂🤣…the licking of his lips n the eye twitch 💀💀

    • @GreenTeaTheTea
      @GreenTeaTheTea 3 роки тому

      666th like, you're welcome :)

    • @johnrampage5878
      @johnrampage5878 Рік тому +2

      When he used to windshield wipers to wipe off the red off windows.....lol

  • @MajickDemoniack
    @MajickDemoniack 12 років тому +350

    Sadly I put this on while driving.
    I don't remember exactly what happened but when I looked at the car the next morning it was drenched in blood, innards and limbs.

    • @twilightjester5672
      @twilightjester5672 3 роки тому +23

      dude, that was some party last time.

    • @Thatoneguy48147
      @Thatoneguy48147 2 роки тому +2

      Animal or human? That matters alot

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder Рік тому

      @@Thatoneguy48147 neither

    • @makvande576
      @makvande576 Рік тому

      I mean that asshole did clip you with his truck soooooo... plus you should have gotten the pigskin anyhow. DEAF PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING FOOTBALL!

    • @simonwarner2018
      @simonwarner2018 Рік тому

      RIP to those who didn't survive

  • @ShogunMongol
    @ShogunMongol 4 роки тому +383

    I can't believe none of you are mentioning the fact that this song plays during the scene where Brock is getting a cavity search from those pirates, and literally clamps his ass down on a guys arm, and uses said man as a weapon against someone else. Fucking pure brilliance.

    • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
      @edgyelectrokinetic6761 3 роки тому +31

      I heard the track before I saw that scene, and, ofc, the realization "So *that's* why it's called Assclamp"

    • @Supershowgun
      @Supershowgun 3 роки тому +31

      "I told you what I'd do for one of these..."

    • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
      @edgyelectrokinetic6761 3 роки тому +19

      ​@@Supershowgun "DAAAH, MY FREAKIN HAND!!!"

    • @Thatoneguy48147
      @Thatoneguy48147 2 роки тому +3

      @@edgyelectrokinetic6761 actually he says my arm instead of hand due to his whole hand and part of his arm being crushed by Brock’s sphincter.

    • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
      @edgyelectrokinetic6761 2 роки тому +3

      @@Thatoneguy48147 Maybe, the accent makes it hard to tell.

  • @MASF_
    @MASF_ 5 років тому +284

    A moment of silence for all the dead henchmen in butterfly suits run over by the overly buff bodyguard's muscle car.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 3 роки тому +13

      They hit him with a truck.

    • @UndeadPasta
      @UndeadPasta 2 роки тому +5

      ADRIAN!!!! Her name was Adrian...

  • @LostOneOmega
    @LostOneOmega 8 років тому +150

    The theme of a Swedish Murder-Machine...

    • @myspot8579
      @myspot8579 4 роки тому +17

      Brock’s Polish and Swedish.

    • @justpassingthrough686
      @justpassingthrough686 4 роки тому +13

      @@myspot8579 And a quarter Winnebago!

    • @ThreeFontStreet
      @ThreeFontStreet 16 днів тому

      @@myspot8579huh, just watched the first two seasons and they just said Swedish.

  • @bluntman1138
    @bluntman1138 11 років тому +286

    This music is like 2 ninjas duct taped together to form one super ninja.

    • @Morporkshortman
      @Morporkshortman 4 роки тому +4

      I think more like a pirate with his arm shoved in Brock Sampsons asshole whole being used as a weapon to beat another pirate to death

    • @PrestonK_Productions
      @PrestonK_Productions 4 роки тому +25

      @@Morporkshortman No, it's like Hank standing on top of Dean to form MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA! MECHA SHIVA!

  • @failsrus96
    @failsrus96 4 роки тому +155

    Thank you for the great memories
    RIP Venture Bros.
    2003-2020

    • @the_openers_of_eyes8
      @the_openers_of_eyes8 4 роки тому +3

      Shows can get un cancelled, it happened with doctor who and many other shows, probably will be back when covid -19 has bit the dust

    • @ZyxieRumor
      @ZyxieRumor 3 роки тому +13

      Fret not, friend! We are getting a Venture Bros movie!

    • @RecoveringReprobate
      @RecoveringReprobate 2 роки тому +1

      It had returned brother.

    • @julealero7689
      @julealero7689 2 роки тому +3

      were getting a movie!!!

    • @julealero7689
      @julealero7689 2 роки тому +2

      although it might be the finale.

  • @jackjackson7537
    @jackjackson7537 9 років тому +142

    Gets me more pumped than any metal song in existence

    • @SpikeSpiegel96
      @SpikeSpiegel96 3 роки тому +5

      Funny that JG Thirwell remixed a lot metal songs🤣

    • @Hitomora
      @Hitomora 2 роки тому

      Note to self: Never lift weights while listening to this song...

  • @PanDiman
    @PanDiman 8 років тому +62

    I really like this combination of D'n'B and instrumental music.

  • @jerzak78
    @jerzak78 8 років тому +95

    THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!!!! - BROCK SAMSON

    • @Renorick1
      @Renorick1 5 років тому +3

      Brock "Half-swedish, quarter-polish, quarter-Winnebago" "Swedish Murder Machine" Samson

  • @onitea1275
    @onitea1275 7 років тому +56

    "they hit me with a truck " *goes on brutal car killing spree*

  • @DeathBringer9000
    @DeathBringer9000 10 років тому +60

    the 'Brock Samsons gonna fuck some shit up' song

  • @drixg555
    @drixg555 9 років тому +195

    Warning: Do not play during prostate or rectal examinations. The name of this tune should have been a giveaway of what could happen to the examiner.

    • @marshmallowbudgie
      @marshmallowbudgie 9 років тому +1

      +drixg555 oh, the stirrups aren't just for the patients!

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 6 років тому +9

      Noted. From now on I'll make sure that Careless Whispers by George Michael plays everytime I'm getting an rectal examination instead.

    • @_goodmeasure
      @_goodmeasure 6 років тому +7

      After rewatching the show and seeing the episode with the pirates i instantly came back here knowing the name of the song was intentional...

  • @SmashLiXs
    @SmashLiXs 8 років тому +755

    this show is 100X better than rick & morty

    • @royjonesrampage6684
      @royjonesrampage6684 8 років тому +74

      nah theyre both good

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 років тому +24

      bibudito kobulia i don't like rick & morty though

    • @PanDiman
      @PanDiman 8 років тому +78

      They're both good in their own way. R&M is a sci-fi show with tons of content based on random improvisation that is fun to watch for most of the audience, and TVB is a great polished story with astounding music and animations. Also, they're both parodies with lots of action and certain sense of humor, so it's hard to determine which one's better, even though they put much more effort into TVB episodes. So yeah, I think they're both good.

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 8 років тому +16

      Damian Elishys but i can't stand anyone in rick & morty

    • @mahalodst6373
      @mahalodst6373 8 років тому +3

      how much of Rick and Morty have you watched? I didn't like it until about a month ago I ended up watching all of it and I was surprised how much I liked it. But I agree with you that the Venture Bros is the better show.

  • @razorburn645
    @razorburn645 8 років тому +202

    They hit me with a truck...

    • @JustaCastle
      @JustaCastle 6 років тому +13

      razorburn645 OKAY..... *EXITS CAR*

    • @yargan493
      @yargan493 6 років тому +7

      you sir , knows your shit

    • @JustaCastle
      @JustaCastle 6 років тому +4

      Jorge Eduardo Diaz Marrero I *know* to stay out of Brock’s way!

    • @bobbyforce1957
      @bobbyforce1957 6 років тому +1

      Thanks

  • @NHLroyal55
    @NHLroyal55 8 років тому +83

    "Are you sure about this? There's an awful lot of them..."

  • @toasterbot-2172
    @toasterbot-2172 7 років тому +74

    Perfect song to play when you've got diarrhoea and are scrambling to find a toilet

  • @BovineDesigns
    @BovineDesigns 5 років тому +27

    When you wake up 2 minutes before work

  • @SpikeSpiegel96
    @SpikeSpiegel96 3 роки тому +33

    Big band music mixed with drum and bass and avant-garde jazz. Crazy combo as much as whole TVB😎

  • @thelordofsalem3044
    @thelordofsalem3044 8 років тому +96

    *smokes cigarette*
    I told what I'd do for one of these.

  • @mktegaki_e
    @mktegaki_e 11 років тому +306

    Of course my favorite song has a flipping ridiculous name *_*

    • @MegaDiscoZombie
      @MegaDiscoZombie 9 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @MrSkyMalta
      @MrSkyMalta 6 років тому +36

      It's because of the pirate scene where the pirate's hand is in brock's ass and he uses his ass as a clamp to beat the shit out of the pirates with his ass only :)

    • @holysh33pshit
      @holysh33pshit 6 років тому +8

      lmfao indeed , the pirates fucked with the wrong booty

    • @wildmarjoramdieselpunk6396
      @wildmarjoramdieselpunk6396 6 років тому

      Befriend Foetus and that will change.

  • @loodwig
    @loodwig 15 років тому +25

    This has influenced the way I write music. Because of this page, I went out and bought the cd. Great job posting it.

  • @krassilverfang5504
    @krassilverfang5504 6 років тому +33

    After 8 times, I realised there are 2 Rusty Ventures at the bottom of the skull

    • @VeryDeathlyShiny
      @VeryDeathlyShiny 5 років тому +9

      And there is a pair of Monarchs at the inner bottom of the eye sockets.

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 9 місяців тому

      @@VeryDeathlyShinySo I guess those two really are the venture bros…

  • @Greatduke12
    @Greatduke12 15 років тому +18

    i love all the extended versions of music on this album

  • @jarhead644
    @jarhead644 10 років тому +51

    Dadadadada dada da dada daa daaa
    Dadadadada dada da dada daa daaa

  • @matthewrascoe8690
    @matthewrascoe8690 8 років тому +29

    "THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK!!!!!....."

  • @skankininthecircle
    @skankininthecircle 9 років тому +49

    Eye twitch

  • @afireinsidebrad
    @afireinsidebrad 10 років тому +116

    gotta do the GTA V Trevor Rampage missions to this song

    • @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE
      @Alex_Mercer_The_PROTOTYPE 6 років тому +10

      *DIE YOU FUCKING HILLBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @erikawarren171
      @erikawarren171 4 роки тому +10

      "They hit me with a fuckin' truck, Michael!"

    • @rolando90s
      @rolando90s 3 роки тому +5

      LOOK AT YOU MATCHING COLORS, A TANK FOR ONE CANADIAN

  • @kerrykrishna
    @kerrykrishna 12 років тому +7

    Part of the drum track is the same sample at Powerpuff Girls! I LOVE those cuties!

  • @iamtamashii4184
    @iamtamashii4184 6 років тому +6

    I've been looking for this for years

  • @espinoth9913
    @espinoth9913 8 років тому +120

    Brock: Hey, buddy, I'd kill for one of those right about now. (to Pirate #1 as he lights up the cigarette.)
    Pirate #1: My last pack.
    Brock: It'll help me relaaaaax.
    Pirate #2: Dude, give him one. (continues to probe) Please.
    Pirate #1: No, screw him. Pirates don't give people cigarettes; they take them.
    (Brock clenches his sphincter.)
    Pirate #2: My friggin' hand! My elbow! My arm! Let go of my arm with your ass! (Brock swings Pirate #2 around while his hand is still inside.) Aaaaaaah! Your ass is clamped on my arm! _Aaaaaaaaaaaah!_ *_Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!_*
    *Brock proceeds to swing Pirate #2 around, using him and his ass muscles to beat up Pirate #1*

    • @PanDiman
      @PanDiman 8 років тому +8

      +Asura Arklin "I told you what I'd do for one of these..."

    • @boombybimblebikbus
      @boombybimblebikbus 8 років тому +2

      +Asura Arklin My favourite episode of season 1

    • @thelordofsalem3044
      @thelordofsalem3044 8 років тому +8

      BROCK: Hey Captain I got your key. Hope you're hungry,... 'cause I'm gonna feed it to ya.
      *drops Batman walkie-talkie and steps on it*

  • @jamesmedina3297
    @jamesmedina3297 3 роки тому +4

    I love when this song played in the he show, something unhinged was always happening lmao

  • @Scribbled_Death
    @Scribbled_Death Рік тому +2

    This is one of those songs I will crank up full blast and have it assult my eardrums and brain so much that it rewrites my DNA ❤

  • @DaFro3713
    @DaFro3713 4 роки тому +7

    You get the boys.
    I’ll take care of these guys!

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 3 роки тому +2

      Are you sure? There’s awfully a lot of them...

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 3 роки тому +1

      @@EJAXK13 T H E Y H I T M E W I T H A T R U C K !

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 3 роки тому +2

      @@DaFro3713 o...Kay.

  • @wishcraft4u2
    @wishcraft4u2 13 років тому +10

    "I told you what I'd do for one of these..."
    Also, this is strangely and disturbingly fitting of my mood.

  • @henseltbrumbleburg3752
    @henseltbrumbleburg3752 4 роки тому +2

    This song is dope, Just gotten into this gem of a show.

  • @WaywardRobot
    @WaywardRobot 10 років тому +26

    perfect soundtrack to fuck shit up

  • @doodelbopgames
    @doodelbopgames 3 роки тому +2

    R.I.P hank and dean. x15

  • @stevena488
    @stevena488 2 роки тому +2

    This is why when Brock Samson asks for a cigarette during a cavity search, you give him one.

  • @synthwavecat96
    @synthwavecat96 4 роки тому +3

    "They hit me with a truck..."
    "Okayyyyy..."

  • @ispi7670
    @ispi7670 7 років тому +14

    The Age of Empires 2 Cobra Car's theme song.

  • @blenderface
    @blenderface 15 років тому +3

    Greatest song on the album right here.

  • @NukeSocks
    @NukeSocks 12 років тому +3

    If you listen to this song closely, you can probably hear the screaming souls of a thousand henchmen.

  • @sniper11235
    @sniper11235 15 років тому +5

    as soon as the song came on i had the mental image of brock running over the henchmen. lol

  • @mudlark4099
    @mudlark4099 Рік тому

    This song perfectly embodies total chaos.

  • @Temple_of_An00bis
    @Temple_of_An00bis 4 роки тому +25

    Fun fact: This song won't play in cars with automatic transmission.

  • @coolbobafett
    @coolbobafett 15 років тому +9

    Dude no way! We're pirates! We don't give to people! We take!"
    *flick*
    *CRUNCH*
    "AHHHH!!!!! MY HAND!"

  • @Mr._Sandman
    @Mr._Sandman 3 роки тому

    I loop this song every week on the I-90 Kennedy Expressway... They know what I'm talkin' about.

  • @DukMan86
    @DukMan86 Рік тому +1

    1:41 hits soooooooooooooooooooo good

  • @Geshtar82
    @Geshtar82 15 років тому +6

    I always wanted to have this song and what it's name was wonder what took them so long to make this. I've wanted something like this ever since 1st season.

  • @Animeman1993
    @Animeman1993 2 роки тому +1

    This would be so fitting for any scenarios of someone going on a killing spree. Brock is such an unstoppable beast of a bodyguard.

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet Рік тому +1

    God this sounds amazing

  • @Anon-nh8tf
    @Anon-nh8tf 6 років тому

    2018? Captains Log: I found this show a few months ago and absolutely loved it.

  • @2cool4fluoride
    @2cool4fluoride 12 років тому +9

    RALLY ORANGE COUNTY LIBERATION FRONT!!!!

    • @doodelbopgames
      @doodelbopgames 3 роки тому

      why does no one talk about that the orange county liberation front is the funniest shit

  • @sboloshis1188
    @sboloshis1188 2 роки тому

    0:17 Brock flies onto the streaking background streaked with fresh blood.

  • @makototanaka477
    @makototanaka477 13 років тому

    さすが!めちゃめちゃカッチョイイ~

  • @r.j.j.o
    @r.j.j.o 6 років тому +1

    Damn, that drum beat is so gooooooood.

  • @debut00
    @debut00 14 років тому +1

    If im not mistaken, this plays for the 1st time when Brock goes HEMI in the cocoon... #favorite!!! ATL-[CAL]

  • @chieftech714
    @chieftech714 12 років тому +2

    that man is a genius

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 4 роки тому +1

    [angrily lights a cigarette]

  • @DrRockso79
    @DrRockso79 11 років тому +1

    New ringtone, right here.

  • @starscreamsbiglover1408
    @starscreamsbiglover1408 11 років тому +1

    waaaaaaay ahead of you!!!!!!

  • @clayscustoms2050
    @clayscustoms2050 4 роки тому +2

    The music that plays when you are one hundred percent totally screwed

  • @jakesnake8372
    @jakesnake8372 Рік тому +2

    both this and the powerpuff girls theme have exactly the same energy

  • @yahtzeeman12
    @yahtzeeman12 14 років тому +1

    ...THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK...

  • @Revick_Revas
    @Revick_Revas Рік тому +2

    “Oil protesters blocking the road.”
    British and other European drivers: 0:00

  • @mightyrontor
    @mightyrontor 13 років тому +1

    When you hear this, you just know someone's going to get their shit totally WRECKED by the end of it!

  • @turb0717
    @turb0717 3 роки тому

    Best music ever

  • @WhiteOwlVideo
    @WhiteOwlVideo 13 років тому +6

    This sounds like The Peoples Court theme from hell.

  • @Wack.d
    @Wack.d 13 років тому +1

    I was wondering why this song was called "Assclamp". Then I watched the pirate episode, and realized the first time we ever heard this track was...well..."HE'S CLAMPED HIS ASS AROUND MY HAND!" XD

  • @isaacd101
    @isaacd101 15 років тому

    only one of the best background songs in the world!!!

  • @SuperCityscan
    @SuperCityscan 4 роки тому

    This. Is. My. Jam.

  • @Splagnet
    @Splagnet 5 років тому +2

    Had to verify that the video isn't playing at 2x speed

  • @MysticMan1993
    @MysticMan1993 12 років тому +1

    Killing Spree mode activated!!!

  • @Chr1551
    @Chr1551 13 років тому

    Ideal driving music.

  • @g3zu5
    @g3zu5 12 років тому

    mind blowing

  • @Nurdbot
    @Nurdbot 15 років тому +1

    THEY HIT ME WITH A TRUCK

  • @zeppelinfan82
    @zeppelinfan82 4 роки тому +1

    THIRLWELL IS A F***ING GENIUS,IF U DIDN'T HEAR!🤟🦻🧠🗣

  • @ZeldaMaster285
    @ZeldaMaster285 3 роки тому

    I'm downloading this for epic moments in my video games

  • @BrockSamson-i1i
    @BrockSamson-i1i Рік тому

    needed something to play while doing the washing up

  • @assassinXXnissassa
    @assassinXXnissassa 14 років тому

    driving to this would be insane, i would drive like a professional drifting around corners

  • @ren6108
    @ren6108 4 роки тому +1

    "Hey fancy pants, I've been naughty"

  • @kevinrichard5669
    @kevinrichard5669 9 місяців тому

    0:17 "COMING INTO MY HOUSE - ON CHRISTMAS 🎄"

  • @endlesspuddle8806
    @endlesspuddle8806 11 років тому +1

    Knife acquired!!

  • @unseenufo
    @unseenufo 12 років тому +1

    I was always able to do the weird facial twitches like brock. so i find it funny.

  • @everyhandlesalreadytaken
    @everyhandlesalreadytaken 6 років тому +5

    First thing I’m hearing from this guy. I’m kinda...shocked. In a good way.

  • @leagueskinmusic1426
    @leagueskinmusic1426 4 роки тому

    This is in my head, the theme song of one of the greatest characters of recent cartoon history. A man considered a full on god. A Man that men write him love letters and women name their vibrators after him:
    Brock... Fucking... Sampson...

  • @DeadbrainLives
    @DeadbrainLives 6 років тому

    He's gonna go totally sickhouse on our asses!

  • @DoctorChibi740
    @DoctorChibi740 12 років тому +1

    If it weren't for Brock, I would've thought this was from a scene of a buddy-cop show where they're chasing a guy up the stairs.

  • @fgc_teavirus9438
    @fgc_teavirus9438 9 років тому +2

    I blast this entire soundtrack when I'm on Warframe.

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 3 роки тому +1

    _Hey fancy pants... _*_I've been naughty._*

  • @EJAXK13
    @EJAXK13 Рік тому

    “Hey, fancy-pants. I’ve been naughty.”

  • @Wack.d
    @Wack.d 12 років тому

    Huh. Well, was it titled then? It's possible the title got named that because of it's later use, or perhaps we got the ass-clamp scene because the title of the song inspired Publick & Hammer. Neveretheless, the connection's there.

  • @SchizoidMan1989
    @SchizoidMan1989 3 роки тому

    When Brock Samson says he'll kill for a cigarette, _he means it!_

  • @SlicklySlim
    @SlicklySlim 6 років тому +2

    "Nnice ass Sampson"

  • @PercyBishShelley
    @PercyBishShelley 11 років тому +1

    Someone is unaware of the rule of ninjas.

  • @lightKyubi
    @lightKyubi 8 років тому +6

    Hey fancy pant's, ive been naughty.

    • @EJAXK13
      @EJAXK13 6 років тому +1

      COME IN TO MY HOUSE!! ON CHRISTMAS!!!

  • @sodifrentdragon
    @sodifrentdragon 15 років тому

    if you like this, you should check out his stuff as Steroid Maximus, Foetus, Wiseblood, Clint Ruin, The Flesh Volcano . . . I'm sure there are other names he goes by that I've forgotten.

  • @megaslayercho
    @megaslayercho 8 років тому

    This is so epic :D

  • @missinggamefiles
    @missinggamefiles 12 років тому

    I must be in the right place if i am driving over henchmen dressed as monarch butterfly's while I listen to this.