The Flute of Destiny w/ Shane Gillis & Matt McCusker

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  • Опубліковано 5 чер 2024
  • Special thanks to Darrick from / rarebirdflutes
    What do you get the shaman who has everything? You get him a custom made flute, hand crafted by Rare Bird Flutes and cleansed with a full blown ritual of mindful smells and sounds. Tom and Christina also gift the double barreled woodwind to Matt McCusker live on Your Mom's House and receive the most genuine reaction from both Matt and Shane Gillis. So Shane doesn't feel left out, the Main Mommies gift him with a wedding cake of Zyns and a city-wide supply shortage all at once!
    Filmed/Edited By: / taylorstephens
    tomsegura.com/
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 474

  • @HughJASS88
    @HughJASS88 Місяць тому +831

    Big mistake giving that to Matt.
    You basically just gave Thanos the infinity stones.
    He’s unstoppable now.

    • @dominikhader920
      @dominikhader920 29 днів тому +16

      the old prophecy was finally fulfilled, witness the rise of the shaman!

    • @Jim-pu6mr
      @Jim-pu6mr 25 днів тому

      Tom segura is a rich douche, and it's nice he calls regular people like his fans "poors", and the reason we're all not rich is because everyone is stupid... f u tom

    • @EtopiaCA
      @EtopiaCA 21 день тому +1

      Marvel movies are gay

  • @chance9512
    @chance9512 29 днів тому +393

    The trickster tries to create separation between the shaman and the warchief, but harmony prevails.

    • @ShoggothsAway
      @ShoggothsAway 23 дні тому +16

      On this day I am proud to be a DAWG.

    • @andrewlaco1776
      @andrewlaco1776 23 дні тому +7

      The trickster has already been snapped like a dry twig. Hopefully he learns from the Shaman’s ways…

  • @TyingCaptainKnots
    @TyingCaptainKnots 29 днів тому +432

    This feels like a beautiful Native American gift ceremony: giving the shaman and storyteller the gift of music and tobacco.

    • @SweeTGea
      @SweeTGea 29 днів тому +11

      Underrated comment.

    • @Philthyyy
      @Philthyyy 29 днів тому +8

      Comment of the year

    • @JW-qf2fx
      @JW-qf2fx 29 днів тому +13

      next episode of MSSP- Flute and tobacco practices of the Choctaw people in the civil war

  • @iamtheecho
    @iamtheecho Місяць тому +868

    I feel that making Shane watch the 50 seconds of flute cleansing ceremony would annoy him more than an hour of listening to Matt play said flute.

    • @that44rdv4rk
      @that44rdv4rk Місяць тому +6

      facts

    • @WarWithIn
      @WarWithIn Місяць тому

      That is very annoying, I want to take them back to Africa and show them what is real life is like.
      I bet they never been beaten up 😅

    • @kdcustoms1272
      @kdcustoms1272 Місяць тому +8

      Wtf are they doing😂

    • @Fernando_Woolybooger
      @Fernando_Woolybooger 29 днів тому +14

      @@kdcustoms1272 Not making their parents proud, for damn sure. lol

    • @mikenelson6174
      @mikenelson6174 29 днів тому +7

      I know t pissed me off

  • @nickthewop1057
    @nickthewop1057 29 днів тому +221

    “I’m fly as hell dude and you hate it”

  • @DeanCove
    @DeanCove Місяць тому +404

    "Those are 432hz" 😂😂

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 29 днів тому +14

      That's the same wavelength on sand, water, and granola

    • @JoshDavies111
      @JoshDavies111 28 днів тому

      @@cliftonfurney5083 the same ripple it produces on tomahawk steak, bud lite and captain crunch

  • @unholyshape
    @unholyshape 29 днів тому +161

    "This is what I ball out on" gets me every time.

    • @lithium
      @lithium 29 днів тому +10

      "I'm fly as hell and you hate it"

    • @turkeysamwich00
      @turkeysamwich00 23 дні тому +3

      Fuckin' high spirits dude key of G minor

  • @onemanswrld405
    @onemanswrld405 29 днів тому +82

    The fact that Matt elaborated "on water... OR sand" is fucking hilarious😂

  • @clicheguevara5282
    @clicheguevara5282 Місяць тому +186

    I’m too poor for a proper 432hz wooden flute, so I just play a plastic recorder in 440. I blew some sage smoke through it though, so we’re all good. 🤙🏼

    • @oatenweezy
      @oatenweezy Місяць тому +10

      Thanks bro, i feel super blessed

    • @BRANDRUMZ
      @BRANDRUMZ 29 днів тому +3

      Attell burner account spotted

    • @thewhitedread7572
      @thewhitedread7572 29 днів тому +2

      Different but same same

    • @MrStolenpictures
      @MrStolenpictures 29 днів тому +3

      @@BRANDRUMZ by "sage smoke" just just means cigarettes.

    • @mikeh024
      @mikeh024 29 днів тому +5

      I have a buddy craig who blows weed smoke thru his nose at 432hz…pretty neat

  • @African_Rose
    @African_Rose 29 днів тому +173

    Tom segura silently putting on surgical latex gloves with a microphone right near him is peak serial killer move.

    • @azhunt
      @azhunt 29 днів тому +4

      That was the only thing I could think the whole time

    • @zeroa69
      @zeroa69 29 днів тому +6

      The true terror is you cant even tell when he puts them on

    • @TheFartofGod
      @TheFartofGod 29 днів тому

      For real, I use those everyday at work, how did he do that 😕

    • @Zachariah235
      @Zachariah235 24 дні тому +2

      Dexter couldn’t pull that off

  • @tacticalglizzy7437
    @tacticalglizzy7437 Місяць тому +127

    "THERES FREQUENCY RESEARCH!"

    • @napukapu
      @napukapu 23 дні тому +4

      "Frequency research" is legitimately hilarious to spaz out in a conversation

  • @jacoballen4189
    @jacoballen4189 29 днів тому +68

    I love how those people spent an entire ceremony to give the flute positivity and the best intentions only to give it to Tom whose intentions were to piss someone off.

    • @JZ-ge3je
      @JZ-ge3je 29 днів тому +6

      But then it didn’t piss him off so maybe it worked …

    • @brookerangel-legris
      @brookerangel-legris 25 днів тому +1

      Hilarious 😆

  • @dlocatf21
    @dlocatf21 Місяць тому +123

    The shaman's love fills us all

    • @jameslittle9482
      @jameslittle9482 Місяць тому +1

      It really does tho. I wonder if it would resonate with Bert's laugh.can we get a producer ok that. Thanks

    • @liadown9052
      @liadown9052 29 днів тому

      He could fill me with his love.

    • @Mrz-bq2yb
      @Mrz-bq2yb 21 день тому +1

      Avalokiteshvara, om. Avalokiteshvara, om. Avalokiteshvara, om. Avalokiteshvara, om.
      Avalokiteshvara, om.

    • @pijota02
      @pijota02 20 днів тому

      Culture appropriation at its finest

    • @PreacherJenkins
      @PreacherJenkins 17 днів тому

      He fills is in a gay way but also a good way

  • @Doctaphil64
    @Doctaphil64 Місяць тому +72

    The look in Tom's eye at 5:18 as he hands the flute to Matt knowing exactly what he has done is pure evil 😆

  • @macleandancy8029
    @macleandancy8029 29 днів тому +28

    Matt wailing on the flute on his roof deck on ig live while Shane drunkenly watches at some NYC train station was top tier

  • @forgettingalldistractions3853
    @forgettingalldistractions3853 Місяць тому +39

    didn’t know tom was locked in like that😭 been my favorite clip for 4 years

  • @illuminahde
    @illuminahde Місяць тому +69

    This was the best YMH ever. Hilarious start to finish

    • @zoozercattacrezooz4646
      @zoozercattacrezooz4646 Місяць тому +3

      how far back have you gone? the 150-400 episodes were the golden era

    • @African_Rose
      @African_Rose 29 днів тому +5

      I mean Christine's curations and the 30mins of no matt and shane before it sucked.

    • @curtisprieur294
      @curtisprieur294 29 днів тому

      ​@@African_RoseAnything Christina sucks..

    • @LankyMofo
      @LankyMofo 18 днів тому

      It’s the shaman n the big kahuna wtf you expect

  • @brendansage4470
    @brendansage4470 29 днів тому +15

    The thoughtfulness combined with the pettiness is a true representation of friendship. Well done

  • @liberace2528
    @liberace2528 Місяць тому +59

    Tom was like, gimmie the craziest flute you got.

  • @maxp4573
    @maxp4573 Місяць тому +43

    I'm really trying not to be like "that guy" but I spit out my Drink seing those two Hippies just doing their thing

    • @WeighedWilson
      @WeighedWilson 29 днів тому

      I bet that flute has some stories to tell.

    • @RandomBogey
      @RandomBogey 29 днів тому +2

      I wonder what it’s like being their neighbor. I imagine dude’s out in his garage day in and day out playing and tuning flutes, then burning authentic Himalayan rat fur or whatever while his girl fans it with the sacred golden eagle feathers that have been passed down from master flute maker to master flute maker for generations and ringing their custom made custom tuned bells to cleanse all the flutes he’s making.

    • @ChillPillDyl
      @ChillPillDyl 29 днів тому

      It made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @TheCaveman9218
      @TheCaveman9218 22 дні тому +1

      At first it wasn't much, then they panned and revealed that it was their garage...😂

  • @FrenziedManbeast
    @FrenziedManbeast 29 днів тому +40

    Tom doesn't realize that Shane is the young heavyweight and he just opened up Pandora's Box. Tom's gonna come home from the road and his boys will have full drum kits and fireworks hand delivered by Shane.

    • @matthewlennon6289
      @matthewlennon6289 23 дні тому

      Tom just bought a gift for the heavyweight sweetheart, big mistake

  • @isCarsonMiller
    @isCarsonMiller 29 днів тому +16

    "Lemme bless your Zyns" lmao

  • @liadown9052
    @liadown9052 29 днів тому +10

    Shane: "You're trying to sabotage our lives!" 😂😂😂

  • @silentlamb2077
    @silentlamb2077 Місяць тому +24

    The debate surrounding the two frequencies, 432Hz and 440Hz, has been ongoing for some time. The difference between the two frequencies is less than a third of a semitone, which is a relatively small variation. However, some people claim that 432Hz has a more pleasing sound and is more in tune with the natural harmonic series, while others argue that 440Hz is the standard and more widely accepted

    • @ChrisGeden
      @ChrisGeden 29 днів тому

      Do you write for the History Channel? “Some claim” and “Others argue” is exactly the sort of vague language they use on Ancient Aliens to make people think it’s true. There’s no debate on this subject as it’s just hogwash with no evidence whatsoever.

    • @jerrydmoore1233
      @jerrydmoore1233 29 днів тому +2

      water or sand

  • @JonathanWebsterPhotography
    @JonathanWebsterPhotography 29 днів тому +21

    Fun fact, a good friend of mine made the desk there sitting at. I sent him this episode, and he said “ that’s crazy I made the desk from the same wood the flute is made from.” So it’s come full circle. AAaahhhhhh geeeetttt ooofffffff!!!

    • @RareBirdFlutes
      @RareBirdFlutes 29 днів тому

      👌

    • @ChrisGeden
      @ChrisGeden 29 днів тому +2

      Is the desk tuned to 432Hz, though? Need to make sure their chakras don’t explode when they lean on it.

    • @sawyeratkinson
      @sawyeratkinson 21 день тому

      I breathed out carbon dioxide and a plant then photosynthesized it into oxygen that one of them also breathed once it's crazy man

  • @trimpappamowwow8677
    @trimpappamowwow8677 28 днів тому +5

    It’s been along time since something has made this happy. Tom is the gift champ.

  • @liadown9052
    @liadown9052 29 днів тому +13

    Tom being part Peruvian and all, that flute might actually stir his soul. I bet his taint vibrates at 432hrz.

    • @jonm7888
      @jonm7888 23 дні тому +1

      Tom has no soul.

  • @CIRCLEOFTONE
    @CIRCLEOFTONE Місяць тому +22

    "Trying to sabotage our lov...lives."

  • @allanjim3
    @allanjim3 29 днів тому +7

    Please keep these BTS coming. And I want to see more sick cars AND also … Tim’s movie recs NEVER disappoint.

  • @HawksNestYT
    @HawksNestYT 29 днів тому +3

    “Let me bless your Zyns” 💀💀💀

  • @mr.m12345
    @mr.m12345 29 днів тому +6

    This is how Tom and Christina bring balance to the universe. By making 1 person happy and pissing of 1 person. Thus, balance is restored to the universe

  • @A_G420
    @A_G420 Місяць тому +14

    Holy shit! I know the people making the flutes. Haven't seen them in years but good folks. Fucking DER!!!

    • @atldarrick957
      @atldarrick957 29 днів тому +1

      Fucking DER! Haven't heard that in a WHILE! I still have the tshirts lol who is this?

    • @A_G420
      @A_G420 29 днів тому +1

      @@atldarrick957 Andy/Sketchy :)

  • @tylerlee3439
    @tylerlee3439 29 днів тому +8

    Giving Shane a mountain of zyners to Creed is so fucking cool.

  • @ggeil21
    @ggeil21 29 днів тому +5

    ZYN+BIRDWOOD = Unstoppable Power

    • @bonvct
      @bonvct 27 днів тому

      Use promo code DRENCHED

  • @scottbozarth8459
    @scottbozarth8459 20 днів тому +2

    “Those are 432 Hertz” is now my go to emphatic phrase for anything awesome.

  • @dannymiller3905
    @dannymiller3905 18 днів тому +1

    Shane's gift value around $300.
    Matt's gift value way above $1,000😂😂.
    Tom's gift to himself priceless 😎🤣

  • @jy9509
    @jy9509 28 днів тому +2

    Oh my god the creed music couldn’t embody that part any better 😂😂

  • @unnoticediguessbeats
    @unnoticediguessbeats Місяць тому +4

    these behind the scene vlogs are amazing

  • @goldfruitco6841
    @goldfruitco6841 Місяць тому +6

    good job Thomas.

  • @user-hg6mo1wl2q
    @user-hg6mo1wl2q 19 днів тому +1

    As soon as I started hearing Higher by Creed as the camera panned over the Zyn I started dying lmao.

  • @jacobbrendle1508
    @jacobbrendle1508 24 дні тому +1

    Man the camera work on this episode was amazing. The gentle nudge from Shane to Matt to keep playing the flute and then Shane's and Tom's expressions man funny funny

  • @gaberiddle2044
    @gaberiddle2044 22 дні тому +1

    the way shane just stands there holding his zyn pyramid while matt plays is fucking gold lmao

  • @ChristinaSimpson
    @ChristinaSimpson 29 днів тому +3

    I feel like Tom is capitalizing on how funny these guys are

    • @randellino
      @randellino 29 днів тому

      Yeah you can feel him trying to sponge it off the dawgs

    • @UltimaPowers
      @UltimaPowers 22 дні тому

      After that stolen comedy valor.​@@randellino

  • @OGRE_HATES_NERDS
    @OGRE_HATES_NERDS 23 дні тому +1

    that was so cool how tom did the intro telling what was gonna happen in the clip. its so smart to keep making the podcast more and more like a regular tv show

  • @thegoonies08
    @thegoonies08 29 днів тому +1

    Flutesarecool got me at the very end. Well played Timmy Two Blephs. Well played.

  • @TheBlecht
    @TheBlecht 29 днів тому

    Thanks for sharing, boys. This was one of the best podcasts you’ve done in a while.

  • @literallyshaking8019
    @literallyshaking8019 19 днів тому

    The level of joy Matt gets from that flute is directly proportional to the anger Shane gets from it.
    Everything is in balance. 432.

  • @dingusbingus7463
    @dingusbingus7463 3 дні тому

    Just Shane saying "what's all this mumbo jumbo" makes me wheeze

  • @gagestandingready1472
    @gagestandingready1472 29 днів тому +1

    This totally chills me out. No joke.

  • @jaeleon831
    @jaeleon831 29 днів тому +1

    Love this content! Hilarious and well thought out!

  • @dylanhoward3657
    @dylanhoward3657 29 днів тому +6

    The only way to create a flute of this quality is to birth it from a VW camper van with hippie midwives. 2:57

  • @reeds.9669
    @reeds.9669 20 днів тому

    When the flute is involved, Matt and Shane are like when the hippy stoner and the school bully try to hang out without any weed.

  • @justbryan5587
    @justbryan5587 28 днів тому +2

    Matt here to remind us that humans have a tendency to see each others' spiritual beliefs as stupid, but the key to getting along with people happily is to find each others' beliefs funny.

  • @oui2611
    @oui2611 26 днів тому +1

    the color grading on the beginning makes it look like they're on a lords of the ring flashback sequence

  • @JoshR813
    @JoshR813 28 днів тому +1

    When Higher kicked in, that was awesome. 👍😎💯

  • @alecwoodruffmusic
    @alecwoodruffmusic 29 днів тому +1

    They acting all into it to fuck with Shane is so, so great

  • @chubbrunner2302
    @chubbrunner2302 28 днів тому +1

    Take me higher with the zyn reveal was perfect lol

  • @ScorpionP2C
    @ScorpionP2C 29 днів тому

    Editing on point!!
    Love to see the behind the jeans side of this even though I already saw it all in the pod

  • @joshschutz7731
    @joshschutz7731 29 днів тому +2

    Matt is going to truly ascend to god hood now. Truly blessed

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family2576 28 днів тому +1

    The cusk is final form now... Shane will join the tribe soon.

  • @pistonburner6448
    @pistonburner6448 Місяць тому +1

    He loves playing 'the leather flute' the most

  • @SudoJay
    @SudoJay 29 днів тому +1

    Who let the Shaman loose!

  • @chaosphere3841
    @chaosphere3841 21 день тому +1

    okay this is a dope segment, whoever thought of it deserves a bonus.

  • @AdvocateNYC
    @AdvocateNYC 28 днів тому

    My soul needed this.

  • @SeWallis
    @SeWallis Місяць тому +1

    This is incredible 😂

  • @Frankieyoo222
    @Frankieyoo222 Місяць тому +1

    This was hilarious!😂

  • @Danno-tl4rp
    @Danno-tl4rp Місяць тому

    That flute is sweet. Want one!

  • @Alienbreed2010
    @Alienbreed2010 29 днів тому +1

    Love the positivity

  • @marcmann982
    @marcmann982 27 днів тому +1

    Now we need a matt and Andre 3000 collab album

  • @RDSwords
    @RDSwords 29 днів тому +1

    This is like in The Other Guys when Wahlberg's character learned ballet for real as a joke hahahaha

  • @char....
    @char.... 29 днів тому +2

    Tom is trying very hard to rebuild his popularity by getting in the MSSP world/fans

  • @tscoggins74
    @tscoggins74 29 днів тому +1

    “Bless the zyns” 😂

  • @shredward666
    @shredward666 Місяць тому +3

    My band Barren Altar has been tuning to 432hz for the last decade and we play the most depressing music imaginable 🤘

  • @aidenjimenez580
    @aidenjimenez580 29 днів тому +1

    Keep the videos fucking coming!!! Totally awesome when Tom posts a video, also love that the video is already formatted for zoom to fill on iPhone!

  • @whadiyatalkinabeet9960
    @whadiyatalkinabeet9960 19 днів тому +1

    Of course the flute makers have dreadlocks 😂

  • @412_randoM
    @412_randoM 20 днів тому

    Shane standing there with his version of the Stanley Cup.

  • @sethfinnen5607
    @sethfinnen5607 29 днів тому +1

    Is anyone a mssp listener long enough to know Matt would go on his roof with a blanket in the night and do this!

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 29 днів тому +1

      Anyone that knows Matt loves flutes learned this immedately after the part they showed in this video.

  • @Donnie_Bing
    @Donnie_Bing 29 днів тому +2

    "Bless the Zyn's"

  • @kartzgo9938
    @kartzgo9938 29 днів тому +1

    "your sabotaging our, LYVES"

  • @TheLoopy16
    @TheLoopy16 28 днів тому +1

    No joke, as a flute player myself. That flute is fucking sick. 😂

  • @MrFeeny911
    @MrFeeny911 29 днів тому +2

    Everyone jump on board!

  • @OldGleebis
    @OldGleebis 21 день тому +1

    Hertz count on the thumbnail 😂

  • @CraftyVegetarian13
    @CraftyVegetarian13 23 дні тому

    Dude, have them on every week 😂😂😂

  • @Pete_Finch
    @Pete_Finch 29 днів тому

    Damn that flute cleansing ceremony was relaxing as hell. I can't imagine how much that would've made Shane's blood boil

  • @chrisgacia17
    @chrisgacia17 23 дні тому

    Plying higher during the zynn gift for Shane was hilarious… idk why

  • @Mickey_Valentine
    @Mickey_Valentine 29 днів тому +1

    Best YMH , only at Tommy's personal channel 10/10 😊 never fails❤

  • @meesh1002
    @meesh1002 29 днів тому

    This segment brought me so much joy

  • @johnrobertson421
    @johnrobertson421 28 днів тому +1

    Such a good gift ahaha

  • @rockytharpjr
    @rockytharpjr 23 дні тому

    This is amazing.

  • @rickyball5165
    @rickyball5165 29 днів тому +1

    Thank you Tom for this. Completely turned my shitty day around.

  • @Fernando_Woolybooger
    @Fernando_Woolybooger 29 днів тому +1

    He's going to be like that guy from Spinal Tap. He'll put it on a stand next to his other flute and yell at people to not even look at it and then tell them "But this one goes to 11".

  • @iceblink7376
    @iceblink7376 29 днів тому +8

    “i'm fly as hell dude and you hate it.”

  • @nicklacroix5728
    @nicklacroix5728 29 днів тому

    The Creed music that starts as the big Dawg receives his gifts is quintessential for life

  • @TheSlurrakane
    @TheSlurrakane 29 днів тому

    Blessed in a sacred place I see.

  • @seansanchez7291
    @seansanchez7291 27 днів тому +1

    those flutemakers are the cultural appropriation final bosses...

  • @T25de
    @T25de 29 днів тому

    2:31😂😂😂 the bell guy 🔔

  • @Jake-nb2en
    @Jake-nb2en 27 днів тому +1

    I like to think Matt has learned every single instrument purely for it being a bit

  • @unhingedenlightenment2504
    @unhingedenlightenment2504 29 днів тому +1

    That flute shaman has been using the same washcloth for over a decade. Bet.

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 21 день тому

    What a great gift, I walked in, I said wow, what a great clip

  • @xJRxinated
    @xJRxinated Місяць тому

    Brilliant🎉