Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 05-April-24

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  • @talktv
    @talktv  5 місяців тому +256

    Should Humza Useless win Plank Of The Week?

    • @lionelmakepeacefan1091
      @lionelmakepeacefan1091 5 місяців тому +26

      I would say more like an annoying splinter, that throbs at the moment but will be removed soon.

    • @ThePhobos100
      @ThePhobos100 5 місяців тому +18

      Obviously.

    • @tonyryan1574
      @tonyryan1574 5 місяців тому +16

      Or year?

    • @ThePhobos100
      @ThePhobos100 5 місяців тому +20

      @@tonyryan1574 century, millennium.

    • @Roxy01234
      @Roxy01234 5 місяців тому +2

      Absolutely , Useless eejit 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @harrietkinloch7451
    @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +202

    The whole problem was Tony Blair, that man should be in prison!

    • @davidcoventry2237
      @davidcoventry2237 5 місяців тому

      Instead of which he may take over from Klausie baby when he shuffles off this mortal coil, having done his bit to dismantle Western Civilization.

    • @missasinenomine
      @missasinenomine 5 місяців тому

      Peace be upon him.

    • @davidwhelan1545
      @davidwhelan1545 5 місяців тому +11

      ​@missasinenomine he should've been peaced upon during his time in government!

    • @dee8501
      @dee8501 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@missasinenomineevil Blair, what peace does he deserve?

    • @harrietkinloch7451
      @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +15

      @@dee8501 sadly he still has a voice in labour, starmer is his puppet.

  • @geerumpus2418
    @geerumpus2418 5 місяців тому +262

    Why does nobody ever mention that nobody in Scotland voted for Humza?

    • @richardeggett9432
      @richardeggett9432 5 місяців тому +44

      Nobody voted for any of them, Rishi Sunak was voted in by his mates, that welsh bloke was voted in by his mates as well.

    • @geerumpus2418
      @geerumpus2418 5 місяців тому +18

      Spot on!

    • @doriangray6985
      @doriangray6985 5 місяців тому +18

      They did however vote SNP

    • @Reality6789
      @Reality6789 5 місяців тому

      Come on guys, why are still voting SNP? …you deserve what you get if you keep voting these imbeciles in 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @harrietkinloch7451
      @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому

      ​@@doriangray6985I never have, nor ever will vote for this cabal, it's now reform UK for me, I was always conservative, never again will they get my vote either!

  • @harrietkinloch7451
    @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +188

    It's time Britain was owned by the British!

    • @SharonaPJ
      @SharonaPJ 5 місяців тому +13

      From your lips to God's ear 👂 🙏 Pease return some sanity to Scotland 🤬 🤬 🤬

    • @missasinenomine
      @missasinenomine 5 місяців тому +12

      Too late. They sold it off to foreign investors.

    • @fivish
      @fivish 5 місяців тому +7

      You mean English. I am British but not English.

    • @RSAnimism
      @RSAnimism 5 місяців тому

      ​@@fivishStop being stupid. There's more than England in Britain.

    • @dee8501
      @dee8501 5 місяців тому +8

      @@fivish and that's the problem, just about anyone it seems, can call themselves British these days. Non natives should not be allowed to vote on matters that concern the way of life of the indigenous (Scottish, English, Welsh and Irish) British people!

  • @valeriegrimshaw1365
    @valeriegrimshaw1365 5 місяців тому +43

    The worst thing is that 'the truth sounds like hate to those who hate the truth'...

    • @christopherbrowne736
      @christopherbrowne736 5 місяців тому

      Profound. There are many enemies of the truth these days, with “my truth “, speaking (their) truth to power, and similar hogwash that comes out of California and this woke generation.
      Perhaps a reminder of our Lord’s words is in order : “I AM the way, the truth and the life”. That should settle
      matters, in case we forget two Sundays ago.

  • @user-vr2ij6yb6h
    @user-vr2ij6yb6h 5 місяців тому +120

    Humza and Sadiq Khan should both win plank of the week every week. Them 2 clowns are like a double act. 😒

    • @melaniuscollaco
      @melaniuscollaco 5 місяців тому +5

      Most definitely. Think they are relevant in their own tiny minds.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 5 місяців тому

      A totalitarian sleeper cell double act.

    • @simchalebovitch6944
      @simchalebovitch6944 5 місяців тому +6

      Add Rishi to them and we could have a treble.
      If the courts don't allow his Ruanda flights, he might withdraw from the ECHP.
      Who believes him, especially when he uses the word might?

    • @ThePhobos100
      @ThePhobos100 5 місяців тому +3

      They should be kings of the planks.

    • @tomhaskett5161
      @tomhaskett5161 4 місяці тому +2

      They should walk the plank!

  • @MM-yi9zn
    @MM-yi9zn 5 місяців тому +26

    Fantastic panel. Such a relief to hear zero woke nonsense.

  • @TFG_Ezekiel_25-17
    @TFG_Ezekiel_25-17 5 місяців тому +39

    No one does a better job of humiliating Useless than Useless himself

    • @daisydukes5983
      @daisydukes5983 5 місяців тому

      Him showing aff and falling aff his scooter was just hilarious. A three year old wouldn't even do that. He's a total shameless clown. That's the snp idiots that we have to suffer up here. Scotland please wake up and boot that mob out.

  • @johannabarry4672
    @johannabarry4672 5 місяців тому +37

    Spent the whole week laughing at Humza being reported for his hate speech. It was deeply offensive and all i can say is thank God. Justice served. Hope he gets a black mark for it.

    • @lindamillar2505
      @lindamillar2505 4 місяці тому +1

      Police Scotland have done nothing about it They are saying what he said was not a hate crime Even the police are letting the people of Scotland down by protecting him and the leader of Scottish Labour 😮

  • @CRi5_Ryder
    @CRi5_Ryder 5 місяців тому +112

    WHY hasn't Hamza Yousaf been arrested why?

    • @bobp3194
      @bobp3194 5 місяців тому +28

      he is a Muslim simples he is one of the untouchables

    • @kevinrussell1319
      @kevinrussell1319 5 місяців тому +21

      I can't understand why an unelected leader can bring in laws same in England. And what's most shocking is the amount of mps who also voted for it. It would seem all government leaders not just in the uk but all over Europe are ignoring who elected them. Who's in charge ?.

    • @Lindsay-t2e
      @Lindsay-t2e 5 місяців тому +5

      He s a winker

    • @HostileButHonourable
      @HostileButHonourable 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Lindsay-t2eAnd a dangerous 'winker' at that..

    • @thraciangrapes
      @thraciangrapes 5 місяців тому +3

      Because he's the right kolor for hypocrisy

  • @ccurrie9672
    @ccurrie9672 5 місяців тому +125

    THANKS Esther We need help to get the SNP out they are destroying our Country.

    • @ianmacewan9416
      @ianmacewan9416 5 місяців тому

      Yes destroying Scotland with 15% control. The English government of course have nothing to do with it with 85% rule over Scotland.

    • @fivish
      @fivish 5 місяців тому

      SNP are enemy agents for russia and iran.

  • @harrietkinloch7451
    @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +56

    The sixties were wonderful, great fun, but we did respect our elders, we did no damage, and we grew up normal!

    • @sandfly
      @sandfly 5 місяців тому +7

      I agree - along with the fifties they were the best of times. We roamed free as kids with no adults hovering in attendance because they were all at work. Perverts were not around in those days - they would have been 'seen to' by the police and the community.

    • @lynnbarsby7356
      @lynnbarsby7356 5 місяців тому +4

      Agreed

    • @grahamthacker6498
      @grahamthacker6498 5 місяців тому +2

      Born in 1953, I know exactly what you mean.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 5 місяців тому +4

      I was born in 1990. Gen Z are even worse than my overconfident & entitled generation. I didn't think that was possible!
      God, it's going to be a long hard slog towards death!

    • @harrietkinloch7451
      @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ph8077 I wish you luck on your journey 😞

  • @Stew-kj9zj
    @Stew-kj9zj 5 місяців тому +70

    Esther is absolutely brilliant. Wonderful comments...

  • @consonaadversapars
    @consonaadversapars 5 місяців тому +19

    What a SUPERB panel. 👌 👍 Pure joy to listen to. 😀

  • @paulmcintyre4235
    @paulmcintyre4235 5 місяців тому +20

    Its obvious this is really a blasphemy law to prevent a criticism of a certain religion

  • @dirtylittlepaws2472
    @dirtylittlepaws2472 5 місяців тому +129

    Humza Yousaf has recked Scotland. The world’s laughing at us . I stand with JK Rowling 💪🏻

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому

      Humza McUseless is re-inventing Scotland based on the North Korean model.

    • @Rambobambo007
      @Rambobambo007 5 місяців тому +1

      Allahuakbar

    • @VincentRE79
      @VincentRE79 5 місяців тому +9

      It is starting to resemble a European North Korea.

    • @ticklmypickle---
      @ticklmypickle--- 5 місяців тому +1

      English plz

    • @crappedmypants
      @crappedmypants 5 місяців тому

      @@Rambobambo007🤢🤢

  • @mickrose845
    @mickrose845 5 місяців тому +26

    Please get Peter to take over the UK Constabulary forces.
    In my humble opinion, I think he's the only person who can sort out the police.
    Thank you Talk TV for being fabulous 👌 👏 👍
    Best regards
    Michael

  • @pamelagaull3928
    @pamelagaull3928 5 місяців тому +59

    Slavery perpetrated worldwide since the days of the Ancient Egyptians was thankfully stopped by the British. North African slave traders were particularly bad taking over a million Europeans from their homes. The concentration should be on stopping modern day slave trafficking especially of children.

    • @fivish
      @fivish 5 місяців тому

      Today, most slaves are 'owned' by muslims. Where is the outrage?

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому +4

      Then who would mine the lithium and cobalt for our EVs?

    • @pamelagaull3928
      @pamelagaull3928 5 місяців тому +3

      @@twig3288 it is horrific the lives of these children. But as you say we cannot deprive the privileged. Every country harbours these callous monsters and every country has a subculture of people living in poverty and deprivation.

    • @sp00ky1969
      @sp00ky1969 5 місяців тому +3

      Please stop spreading facts. 🤪

    • @elizabethanthony3916
      @elizabethanthony3916 5 місяців тому

      ​@@sp00ky1969😂

  • @astrafaan
    @astrafaan 5 місяців тому +38

    It's hilaious but also deeply disturbing that the leaders of a country can even come up with an idea like this.

  • @tonygray6587
    @tonygray6587 5 місяців тому +96

    Nike is an American company, they wouldn't dare mess with the American flag but its OK to do it to ours?

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 місяців тому +12

      Of course! They were sure that there would be no adverse consequences as a result of messing around with the UK flag........and they were right weren't they?

    • @trevaudio
      @trevaudio 5 місяців тому

      Nothing to do with Nike…..I sincerely hope you weren’t a ukip or a brexit party fan 😂

    • @tonygray6587
      @tonygray6587 5 місяців тому +5

      @@trevaudio I 'sincerely'ask what has that got to do with UKIP or Brexit.

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 місяців тому +2

      @@tonygray6587 I 'sincerely' ask: who was that comment aimed at, was it me? Because my political affiliations and the way I vote at the ballot box is nobody's business but my own.

    • @tonygray6587
      @tonygray6587 5 місяців тому +1

      @@janicebillington2633 Read the comment from @trevaudio, that's who it was aimed at.

  • @ValTwineDeaner
    @ValTwineDeaner 5 місяців тому +53

    Isn't that disgusting that schools removed disabled kids from class photos, that poor mother and how upset she was. So much for inclusion. As the saying goes - "We're all equal, but some are more equal than others". Disgusting.

    • @indigocheetah4172
      @indigocheetah4172 5 місяців тому +4

      The mother is heartbroken. I sincerely hope that the educational institution ceases the exclusion of children with disabilities.

    • @Mar11932
      @Mar11932 5 місяців тому

      It's almost nazism.

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому +2

      Do you think they’ve offered this option before? If so, did any parents take them up on the offer?

    • @4Kandlez
      @4Kandlez 5 місяців тому +3

      @@indigocheetah4172 They said here that it was the photography company that offered the alternative photo not the school

    • @valda2327
      @valda2327 5 місяців тому +2

      That is so so mean, I can’t believe it & these people are educating children ???

  • @theoldman5769
    @theoldman5769 5 місяців тому +61

    It is always good to listen to Rafe!

  • @sandracraig
    @sandracraig 5 місяців тому +45

    As a regular viewer, thank you for your nominat6ion from Scoland.

  • @DavidA-ps1qr
    @DavidA-ps1qr 5 місяців тому +6

    The best show for weeks. Brilliant panel.

  • @sandfly
    @sandfly 5 місяців тому +14

    Excellent panel and excellent chairman.

  • @shivsnorman
    @shivsnorman 5 місяців тому +33

    Good to see Mike back 🙂

  • @DustyCarlyon
    @DustyCarlyon 5 місяців тому +16

    Love this show. Mike and the panel are great.

  • @lorddavidshirra8922
    @lorddavidshirra8922 5 місяців тому +14

    As a Scott THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP. PLEASE HELP SCOTLAND TO MAKE ANY LAW IT MUST HAVE THE APPROVAL OF THE UNITED KINGDOM PEOPLE.

  • @cindyfaulkner5725
    @cindyfaulkner5725 5 місяців тому +27

    The water companies don't care, not one water company is British owned, so why should the heads of these companies care about British water, the Government needs to compulsory purchase them all back.

    • @lle1682
      @lle1682 5 місяців тому +2

      We are the only country in the world along with Scotland that has privately owned water authorities.

  • @800beemer
    @800beemer 5 місяців тому +99

    Timing is everything. I hope Scotland will be known as the birthplace of the "April Fool's Law".

    • @eddysayu2012
      @eddysayu2012 5 місяців тому +9

      I agree, and I'm in Scotland 😂. Snp are done! I will say don't hate on us scots. We did not elect this plank in he was pushed by what was left of SNP .

    • @annetta594
      @annetta594 5 місяців тому +7

      A Muslim’s April Fool’s Law!

    • @dee8501
      @dee8501 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@annetta594clearly his roots lie elsewhere, he should be nowhere near British politics!

    • @harrietkinloch7451
      @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому

      @@dee8501 I would like to see him deported to gazza, that is where his allegiance lies, along with the others of his ilk! There is no place for them in Scotland, look what they have done to London and other great cities of England, are we going to allow this in Scotland? We're nearly there already! Vote Reform UK, let's get our country back and show the rest of Britain it can be done! They will follow if we lead them to a better future!

    • @800beemer
      @800beemer 5 місяців тому

      @@eddysayu2012 nobody will hate on the Scots. They have given the World so much. We only hate your politicians . We suffer the same dross.

  • @CherubChick1221
    @CherubChick1221 5 місяців тому +20

    Michaela Tyson😂!! Esther is not only stunningly beautiful but funny as well..... Love it!

  • @harrietkinloch7451
    @harrietkinloch7451 5 місяців тому +49

    They were threatening a hose pipe ban in Scotland last year, it never stopped raining from July, totally nuts!

    • @eddysayu2012
      @eddysayu2012 5 місяців тому +8

      Haha we had one nutter here in Scotland saying England's stealing the water. We are a laughing stock just now.

  • @williamgeorgefraser
    @williamgeorgefraser 5 місяців тому +13

    It's all about anti-islamic blasphemy.
    A couple of years ago a Scottish university put a trigger warning on "Kidnapped" by R L Stevenson: " This novel makes reference to kidnapping".

  • @timwhittome9428
    @timwhittome9428 5 місяців тому +22

    Fantastic show with so many planks you could build an entire mansion with them

  • @andrewjohnson388
    @andrewjohnson388 5 місяців тому +40

    Always to laugh in the face of Diversity....Plank of the Week. All I watch really ...only the way to handle the madness, Good stuff..

    • @davidcoventry2237
      @davidcoventry2237 5 місяців тому +1

      Try Rita Panahi - Lefties losing It.

    • @janb3641
      @janb3641 5 місяців тому

      I love both Plank of the Week and Rita Panahi… Both seeing the irony in modern idjut politicians and lefty madness…

  • @jamesglennie7911
    @jamesglennie7911 5 місяців тому +31

    Just wish that they would shut down that disgrace of a so called parliament in Edinburgh, we didn’t need it in the first place

    • @JamesMC04
      @JamesMC04 5 місяців тому +2

      The SNP Talking-Shop is a very bad joke.

  • @m.bowyer5045
    @m.bowyer5045 5 місяців тому +38

    Humza plank of the year.

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому +1

      Or McUseless as he’s known to his mates

  • @alastairgordon-forbes3139
    @alastairgordon-forbes3139 5 місяців тому +10

    The funniest (weirdest) thing about those University Students was that they were working outside in the fields ALL WEARING FACE MASKS!!!!😂😂😂

    • @AlunThomas-mp5qo
      @AlunThomas-mp5qo 5 місяців тому

      I guess that they are influenced and frightened by a 2022 statement by scientists that being exposed to soil increases the risk of heart attacks and heart disease.

  • @PS_testing321...
    @PS_testing321... 5 місяців тому +9

    I'm American and proudly fly the Stars and Stripes. We even make sure it is lighted at night, which is proper protocol. We also display our blue star banner, emblematic of a family member on active military duty.

    • @Nigel-wu5lj
      @Nigel-wu5lj 5 місяців тому

      If we fly the flag of St George on a pole in England we get arrested as it may offend people from far away lands.

  • @tonyryan1574
    @tonyryan1574 5 місяців тому +42

    That historian man is brilliant.

    • @dominochappin
      @dominochappin 5 місяців тому +13

      Agree, Raef is the biz.

    • @doriangray6985
      @doriangray6985 5 місяців тому +6

      He is

    • @trevaudio
      @trevaudio 5 місяців тому

      Oh dear 😂😂😂

    • @tonyryan1574
      @tonyryan1574 5 місяців тому

      @@trevaudio do you not agree?

    • @DC3Refom
      @DC3Refom 5 місяців тому

      ​@@tonyryan1574 he leftrd wktard they can stand the true it hurts their fragile feelings

  • @47Seagull
    @47Seagull 5 місяців тому +6

    Norway feels the same pride about their flag. I have never seen anybody in my 55 years here disrespect the flag. It is used to celebrate birthdays, holy days and the national day. It's a wonderful tradition they have.

    • @Lilolindiriel
      @Lilolindiriel 5 місяців тому

      The same love for our flag in Denmark ,only these soys in the capital, that no one likes anyway that has a problem.

  • @gherkamum
    @gherkamum 5 місяців тому +98

    Humza must be plank of the week...

    • @donnabeuth3193
      @donnabeuth3193 5 місяців тому +9

      The century imo

    • @missasinenomine
      @missasinenomine 5 місяців тому +1

      Peace be upon him

    • @DC3Refom
      @DC3Refom 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@missasinenomine anguish ans punidhment be upon uslim ars kssr

    • @elizabethanthony3916
      @elizabethanthony3916 5 місяців тому

      ​@@missasinenomineP*ss be upon him.

  • @marlenewolffe4613
    @marlenewolffe4613 5 місяців тому +14

    The answer is boycott nike!!!!

  • @Loveveggies
    @Loveveggies 5 місяців тому +10

    I love this show! Informative, entertaining and civil all at once. Refreshing!!

  • @stephaniecalderon65
    @stephaniecalderon65 5 місяців тому +13

    Honestly the school photos story is absolutely disgusting,if this had been a photographer offering class photos excluding children by race or trans children🙄you would never hear the end of it.every parent in that school should have complained about this.

    • @sp00ky1969
      @sp00ky1969 5 місяців тому +2

      “Trans children” - not old enough to be allowed to vote, drink, have sex, etc, etc, but old enough to make that sort of decision… Just saying ‘trans children’ shows that the world has gone mad. I thought adults were supposed to protect children.

  • @eddysayu2012
    @eddysayu2012 5 місяців тому +5

    From scotland thank you for airing this madnesss. Get snp out!!

  • @matthewlacey5307
    @matthewlacey5307 5 місяців тому +42

    They put trigger warnings on Radio 4 extra before playing The Navy Lark and The Goon Show. Sad state of affairs

    • @AlunThomas-mp5qo
      @AlunThomas-mp5qo 5 місяців тому +9

      A few months ago I watched Papillon (the Steve McQueen version) on TV and before the start of the film and after EVERY advert break a recorded voice gave a warning that this film contained horrific scenes of violence and torture that would disturb and upset certain people. Can you imagine how some of these people will cope when they encounter real life horror scenes???

    • @ValTwineDeaner
      @ValTwineDeaner 5 місяців тому +3

      I listen to Angel Radio which is based in Havant, near Portsmouth. People listen to it worldwide and it's on 98.6FM. It's great - they play music up to 1969, and they say this programme will play music and radio shows from a different era - if you are of a weak disposition, feel free to turn off! It's said, tongue in cheek. They play the Navy Lark, and there's nothing in it at all, that's offensive. I used to love all the 60's and 70's comedies, especially "Till Death Us Do Part". If young people watched that today, the poor snowflakes would have a meltdown, and apapleptic fit!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 місяців тому +1

      I didn't know that the goon show and the navy lark were being broadcast?

  • @mazandon4656
    @mazandon4656 5 місяців тому +12

    “It’s full of Australian’s”. Mike, you clearly have the right sense of humour to live in Australia - you would be most welcome! 😄😄🌸

  • @karend9445
    @karend9445 5 місяців тому +4

    Our local electric company had a huge campaign to reduce water usage. The emohasis was on how to save water without making life difficult. It worked. People reduced the water use by almost 25%. Wonderful. But now the water company had to increase rates because reduced use equals reduced income for the company and they needed to keep the users from keeping the money they saved by reducing usage.

  • @alisonbrown5891
    @alisonbrown5891 5 місяців тому +20

    Hope ‘plank of the week trophy’is actually given to the winner just so they know😆

  • @user-ss3iv6gu8h
    @user-ss3iv6gu8h 5 місяців тому +8

    Ar Mike nice to see you back love plank of the week I look forward to this 👍👏👏😉

  • @harrytolitsas1537
    @harrytolitsas1537 5 місяців тому +17

    Is everyone blind .this supports Muslms-period

  • @catherinedavidson1661
    @catherinedavidson1661 5 місяців тому +13

    I live in Sydney, and last Winter we were told the coming summer would bring hot and dry conditions. Thankfully, their predictions were incorrect. Yesterday, we had a month's worth of rain in one day!

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому

      Well you can’t expect the meteorologists to predict climatic conditions months in advance, can you?

    • @Milburt
      @Milburt 5 місяців тому

      @@twig3288​​⁠then why are they telling people to expect a hot and dry summer, months beforehand?

  • @andrewjohnson388
    @andrewjohnson388 5 місяців тому +25

    Union Jack ..History ...the crossing of Scotland and England together ...its for a reason ...history.

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 місяців тому +6

      Plus, it is the most attractive flag in the world. Not that I'm biased or anything.

    • @andrewjohnson388
      @andrewjohnson388 5 місяців тому +2

      Very much agree....it is ...

  • @emmalouisesutton565
    @emmalouisesutton565 5 місяців тому +7

    Yousef should be reported to the police for inciting malicious, derogatory and upsetting actions against women. By not even bothering to represent women as important enough to be included in a hate crime law implies we are not worth protecting. Can I make a complaint if I live in England?

    • @DC3Refom
      @DC3Refom 5 місяців тому

      glorifying and excusing erroyidts too

    • @RichardBates-wd3if
      @RichardBates-wd3if 5 місяців тому

      Yes, phone them in Scotland

    • @lindamillar2505
      @lindamillar2505 4 місяці тому

      He has been reported to the police by thousands of people but the police have done nothing something not right about this 😮

  • @hughblack6831
    @hughblack6831 5 місяців тому +16

    Here in the South East ALL the reservoirs are at 100%.
    So that means if they are already stating that water shortages could be possible that means demand is out stripping supply.
    I wonder what is causing that?

    • @george6977
      @george6977 5 місяців тому

      They keep building more houses.

  • @davidhowells-rl9li
    @davidhowells-rl9li 5 місяців тому +5

    Best thing he could do for SNP, Scotland, and himselfs and his family is to piddle off back to Palestine?

    • @mareandickson3058
      @mareandickson3058 5 місяців тому

      Sadly he's just spent millions£££££££ getting the rest of his family out of the Gazza...

    • @fredstables-co4ox
      @fredstables-co4ox 5 місяців тому

      HOPE SCOTLAND DOES GET RID OF THIS LOW LIFE ..HE AND FAMILY NEED TO BE IN PALESTINE ? ?

  • @MeMyselfandI-kc4bi
    @MeMyselfandI-kc4bi 5 місяців тому +17

    Humza is an embarrassment and wanted in Scotland .

    • @fredstables-co4ox
      @fredstables-co4ox 5 місяців тому

      HE WANTS THE SENTENCE IMPOSED ON HIM THAT WILLIAM WALLACE GOT ...

  • @5.5MB
    @5.5MB 5 місяців тому +9

    Love plank of the week 😂

  • @crackjoker-yb8jp
    @crackjoker-yb8jp 5 місяців тому +6

    Apparently the real winner of the boat race was an 8" turd that won by 2 lengths. The BBC, in their wisdom, declined to show the true winner crossing the finishing line.

  • @alison155
    @alison155 5 місяців тому +3

    When i was at art collage. They said white and Black were NOT labelled as colour !!!!!

    • @nickjung7394
      @nickjung7394 5 місяців тому

      Technically, black is no colour, white is all colours

  • @paul-t-geist4245
    @paul-t-geist4245 5 місяців тому +19

    Youth Demand, absolutely hilarious. They don't deserve to demand anything.

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому

      Do they accept votes from the over 50’s?

  • @andrewjohnson388
    @andrewjohnson388 5 місяців тому +19

    The Thames ...its like going back to the 17 Century London. Nuts.

    • @missasinenomine
      @missasinenomine 5 місяців тому

      Don't feather your oars chaps! You might have some toilet paper on them. (Or worse)

  • @VTH599
    @VTH599 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for helping me to keep my sanity with your conversations and Plank of the week nominations :o)

  • @lemonjelly625
    @lemonjelly625 5 місяців тому +5

    Another really good panel and episode. 😊

  • @tech10k14
    @tech10k14 5 місяців тому +19

    Don't worry Esther, the hate law enforcers wouldn't ever be touching you with a barge pole. Only one single demographic will ever fall foul of that.

    • @annaverano5843
      @annaverano5843 5 місяців тому +13

      That is their only target and the reason they passed that law is to permanently silence the native Scottish people from ever again having a voice or opinion has to the direction their country is being guided .

  • @richardmurphy4520
    @richardmurphy4520 5 місяців тому +5

    " I REVERE ISLAM AND INTEND TO BE KING OF ALL THE FAITHS." Traitor King Charles ( Feb 2023)

  • @matthewlacey5307
    @matthewlacey5307 5 місяців тому +19

    Peter Pan , such a lovely Disney film. The character Hook made my children and me laugh so much.

  • @colinmurphy3517
    @colinmurphy3517 5 місяців тому +2

    Bring it on guys (and girls) love this programme

  • @stucatfreeuk
    @stucatfreeuk 5 місяців тому +12

    Wow! No mention of Sadiq khan!😮

  • @user-bo2se8ml4l
    @user-bo2se8ml4l 5 місяців тому +3

    should name and shame the photography company and make em go bust

  • @johnwickham9805
    @johnwickham9805 5 місяців тому +18

    15million people extra in the UK it is no wonder we will run out of water

    • @nickhickson8738
      @nickhickson8738 5 місяців тому +1

      5,000 extra already this year so far from boats crossing the channel!

    • @maxdamage2U
      @maxdamage2U 5 місяців тому

      Might as well all the migrants are already trying to turn it into a cultural desert anyway...

    • @fredstables-co4ox
      @fredstables-co4ox 5 місяців тому

      ILLEGAL SEWAGE ..ILLEGAL MIGRANTS WE CANT COPE STUDENTS FAMILIES BROUGHT HERE TO LIVE ...IT GOES ON AND ON ? ? ? ?

  • @NcboreasVapes
    @NcboreasVapes 5 місяців тому +10

    Mighty Mike is back!

  • @davetighe
    @davetighe 5 місяців тому +2

    Great show, great panel. So many planks, maybe have a Top Plank, 👍

  • @lisaarcari8626
    @lisaarcari8626 5 місяців тому +3

    Yours sincerely - Youth Demand with bad hair and a stuck on moustache!! 😂😂😂
    Indigo Rumbelow ... that finished me! I'm dying from laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jlm3124
    @jlm3124 5 місяців тому +24

    I would like to point out, that women are just as skillful as men, in sport. The difference is speed and strength.

    • @andrewmawdsley3512
      @andrewmawdsley3512 5 місяців тому +5

      No they're not. There isn't, or ever has been a woman skillful as someone like Lionel Messi, Michael Jordan, Roger Federer, or any top level male athlete.

    • @jlm3124
      @jlm3124 5 місяців тому

      @andrewmawdsley3512 BS. But you boys have your love fest with each other, ( covert homosexuality). Women's soccer and tennis are far more enjoyable to watch than the men's. Women's tennis has lots of really good rallys (unlike the men's which is mainly serve and return,) and men's soccer is all about falling over, pretending to be hurt and having a temper tantrum.

    • @twig3288
      @twig3288 5 місяців тому +1

      You only need to see how many of the top international Chess champions are women.

    • @andrewmawdsley3512
      @andrewmawdsley3512 5 місяців тому

      ​@twig3288 chess isn't a sport, it's a game. One thing has nothing to do with the other. No-one disputes that women can compete in certain fields, but in top tier male dominated sports (football, rugby, basketball etc) men are far more skillful.

    • @sp00ky1969
      @sp00ky1969 5 місяців тому

      Snooker? Darts? Etc?

  • @R_McGeddon117
    @R_McGeddon117 5 місяців тому +13

    The works of Robert Burns have been rewritten in Scotland
    A man's a woman for a' that

  • @papatango2453
    @papatango2453 5 місяців тому +2

    Humzer is Planki of the decade!

  • @katsinthecradle89
    @katsinthecradle89 5 місяців тому +6

    The youth demand guy looks like he has no idea why he's there 🤣

  • @Kyniel
    @Kyniel 5 місяців тому +10

    Who knew Ladyballers was a documentary 😂

  • @rivka8576
    @rivka8576 5 місяців тому +2

    There are ways to renationalise the water companies without it costing a fortune- you can do what they did to renationalise the East Coast rail line (where Richard Branson was basically forced to hand it over in the furlough scandal). Basically, you fine the hell out of them for the criminal behaviour of dumping sewage into the water supplies, until they have no choice but to hand it back to the state. This would be a generous offer, considering water companies have not done what they were contractually obliged to do when they bought them in the first place- the deal was done with the promise they would fix the Victorian pipes. Not only have they not fulfilled this obligation, but they have been poisoning the water supplies. They have been stealing money from us for 50 years- it's time they paid back their debt to society (preferably in prison). The only reason the government hasn't taken this step is because crooked politicians are protecting their mates who have made a lot of money screwing over the British public.

    • @robertawallace9817
      @robertawallace9817 5 місяців тому

      Your right but our government is far to corrupt.

  • @mixapikalic
    @mixapikalic 5 місяців тому +6

    The water companies want £40 from each customer to help sort out the sewage problem. Surely any company that causes a disaster for nature should solve the problem themselves by not paying shareholders huge dividends. Either that or give them massive fines that would force the shareholders to actually accept the responsibility. But this country seems a little one sided toward the rich. (Or making their friends rich - as with the PPE that was useless but was not returned for a refund)

  • @d.i.4424
    @d.i.4424 5 місяців тому +2

    CLOSE ALL BORDERS NOW @!

    • @sp00ky1969
      @sp00ky1969 5 місяців тому

      Nobody allowed to leave?

  • @nickrudd2568
    @nickrudd2568 5 місяців тому +2

    So no buying Nike and no buying tickets to the Games to support whats now a seen as a woke joke.

  • @Grrrr20242
    @Grrrr20242 5 місяців тому +7

    And we have increased population by such a large amount, it all adds to the sewage problem.

  • @jenniferjenkins1341
    @jenniferjenkins1341 5 місяців тому +6

    It was the in thing to have a dwarf at some European courts as well. They have featured in pictures as well. Haven't heard anything about that.

  • @dodgeboy9052
    @dodgeboy9052 5 місяців тому +5

    Scotland should now have an Omelette Day ... the day marking hate speech ... every year to remind the Humza and Police ... your the the one with egg on your faces ... !!

  • @frankodonnell1798
    @frankodonnell1798 5 місяців тому +15

    It’s the Union Flag, only Union Jack when on naval ship

  • @ashley-dn2el
    @ashley-dn2el 5 місяців тому

    Mike and his panel are all spot on . They all speak for ordinary people in uk.

  • @ScottMckenzie-i5k
    @ScottMckenzie-i5k 5 місяців тому

    Great rick. Scott from Scotland I was listening to kiss from a rose today in bbc radio 2 driving back from the farm … and it knocked me again. I remember hearing it when it came out and been a fav since sing since. Just stunning how a simple chord structure. Just turns into amazing song Seal is true talent. So simple so complex …so beautiful

  • @johntozer8270
    @johntozer8270 5 місяців тому +2

    Calling him a plank is an insult to a plank

  • @Chris987-ew3qp
    @Chris987-ew3qp 5 місяців тому +3

    Unless Britain is owned by Brits, it cannot be considered a sovereign nation.

    • @mareandickson3058
      @mareandickson3058 5 місяців тому

      Britain is fast becoming an Islamist country...
      UK - there's NOTHING united about it.
      Great Britain - the Great got lost a long time ago 😢

  • @kitsunelee007
    @kitsunelee007 4 місяці тому

    My American self stands with the good ppl of Scotland!

  • @johnmoncrieff3034
    @johnmoncrieff3034 5 місяців тому +5

    All essential services should be free to the public as they are given to us free from nature and it is sheer greed that anyone should make money out of them! This includes Water, Electricity, Gas, that should only have a very small maintenance fee to cover the delivery systems! Gas service vans have on their sides "Your Gas! Our network" so they are admiting that we own the gas! not them!

    • @janicebillington2633
      @janicebillington2633 5 місяців тому +1

      I think Nikola Tesla held the very same view, so, you are in good company.

    • @sp00ky1969
      @sp00ky1969 5 місяців тому +1

      You think the only cost for those things is delivery? 😂😂😂 How do you think water becomes cleaned for use? How do you think gas is obtained? Electricity? You think it’s just laying around and the only cost is to deliver it? Did you go to school?

  • @christinerussell113
    @christinerussell113 5 місяців тому +4

    For all Humza Useless being a worthy winner of the plank, lets not forget that truly infamous hate law was only passed due to the backing of other political parties in Scotland, Labour for one. And does anyone think that once in power, Labour will not seek to pass a similar monstrous law in England. A law against 'Islamophobia' spreading its tentacles anyone? Truly, we are fu..ed if the electorate do not find the courage to break the current political status quo, and vote differently.

    • @lindamillar2505
      @lindamillar2505 4 місяці тому

      I agree I won't be voting for any of the parties that brought this hate crime law in 😮

  • @patrickmcauley151
    @patrickmcauley151 5 місяців тому +3

    The madness has to stop

  • @gleeart
    @gleeart 5 місяців тому +11

    Looking forward to an entire trans womans team c'mon govt. you can do it take it all the way.

    • @EB-en4qg
      @EB-en4qg 5 місяців тому

      Jocks in frocks.

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 5 місяців тому +1

    Divide, Exclude, Intimidate.

  • @johnmoncrieff3034
    @johnmoncrieff3034 5 місяців тому +5

    I would take issue with Rafe on the Thames being the cleanest that goes through a city I can name four in Scotland that will be far cleaner than the Thames! The DEE & the DON, the TAY, & the CLYDE!
    On the Union Flag. ALDI the German owned supermarket chain proudly display it on all their trucks as they are using it as a marketing ploy as they buy as much home grown produce as they can!

  • @beverleybutler7685
    @beverleybutler7685 5 місяців тому

    Best plank of the year so far!