Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 'Dumb' Secret Service vs 'Jailed' Just Stop Oil Boss

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  • @superginrai8036
    @superginrai8036 Місяць тому +119

    Secret Service Barbie!🤣This has gotta be one of the best Plank of the Week shows ever!

    • @DavidTyler
      @DavidTyler Місяць тому +5

      She looked like a split between the blues brothers, and Rosie O'Donnell couldn't stop laughing at that one

  • @Holly-zp5fu
    @Holly-zp5fu Місяць тому +106

    I am an American woman when I was in my 40s and older I was on many sloppy roofs. Our secret service can't do what a middle aged housewife can do with ease. God help us all.

    • @gloriadenning3860
      @gloriadenning3860 Місяць тому +9

      Slopey.

    • @Holly-zp5fu
      @Holly-zp5fu Місяць тому +9

      @@gloriadenning3860
      Thank you. I thought I misspelled that. GBU

    • @eh-i1841
      @eh-i1841 Місяць тому +6

      @@Holly-zp5fuvery graciously taken.👍

    • @yorkrose7689
      @yorkrose7689 Місяць тому +12

      @@gloriadenning3860 I prefer "sloppy", it's kind of appropriate! :D

    • @Holly-zp5fu
      @Holly-zp5fu Місяць тому +2

      @@eh-i1841
      Thank you. 😊

  • @lawrencetarr8540
    @lawrencetarr8540 Місяць тому +71

    The madness in the UK continue and under Labour it’s only going to get worse

    • @karaperrio-du5gs
      @karaperrio-du5gs Місяць тому +8

      they not mention the leeds islamic riots, first of many

    • @janekretzinger4488
      @janekretzinger4488 Місяць тому

      Ya uk in equal trouble....liberals are dangerous

  • @drandrewallan
    @drandrewallan Місяць тому +61

    When I was a Medical Student climate change was not in the curriculum, which means that doctors are not trained to discuss this matter !

    • @PAS_2020
      @PAS_2020 Місяць тому +4

      Ha ha ha so clever you are‼️ Brilliant.

    • @lindamcswiggan1612
      @lindamcswiggan1612 Місяць тому +1

      I think we all can talk about climate change , I dont think we need lessons on it. However, if you can only see a patient and deal with 1 medical issue and ask patient to make another appointment on any Co existing issues how could a doctor have time to discuss climate change especially as it is a Hugh topic which involves different ideals. Maybe primary schools could add jnto curriculum

    • @PAS_2020
      @PAS_2020 Місяць тому +2

      @@lindamcswiggan1612 🤣🤣🤣 you are actually serious. The commentor initiating this thread has a wonderful British sense of humor and it went completely over your head.

    • @SueBrown-c5d
      @SueBrown-c5d Місяць тому +1

      I'm a nurse and my training usually focussed on patient care. I hope I don't have to retrain on climate change!

    • @eh-i1841
      @eh-i1841 Місяць тому +1

      @@lindamcswiggan1612what about when your patients start to ask questions that you can’t answer?Will you refer them to a climate change specialist?

  • @KayBacci
    @KayBacci Місяць тому +69

    I love Kev's rants! He's passionate!

    • @Ruda-n4h
      @Ruda-n4h Місяць тому

      Doesn't always think.

    • @daylehudson6810
      @daylehudson6810 Місяць тому

      someone said it was only a 5 degrees slope

  • @RichieRich1234RICH
    @RichieRich1234RICH Місяць тому +100

    Plank of the Week without any competition is the head of the Secret Service. She had one job!

    • @Jess-k6q
      @Jess-k6q Місяць тому +4

      And failed….but not in the way you think.

    • @JG-us9lu
      @JG-us9lu Місяць тому +1

      ​@Jess-k6q Yes correct.

    • @shivaunt71
      @shivaunt71 Місяць тому +1

      And now she's lost it 😂

    • @RichieRich1234RICH
      @RichieRich1234RICH Місяць тому +1

      @@shivaunt71 what was the point in her turning up to that Committee to resign the next day.

    • @PatriciaBradley-td8zi
      @PatriciaBradley-td8zi Місяць тому

      SHE WAS THE FALL GUY FOR THE DEMS!!!!

  • @chrismiller6317
    @chrismiller6317 Місяць тому +58

    Kev absolutely got me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kevinmoss6428
    @kevinmoss6428 Місяць тому +57

    Kevin was on form tonight

  • @user-xn1cu6fo9h
    @user-xn1cu6fo9h Місяць тому +137

    God help America with this woman in charge.

    • @PAS_2020
      @PAS_2020 Місяць тому +6

      💯‼️

    • @patsygodfrey9565
      @patsygodfrey9565 Місяць тому

      She isn't but I don't feel any safer. These global elites will try again!

  • @sueedwards9334
    @sueedwards9334 Місяць тому +128

    When did illegal immigration get redefined as freedom of movement. The French are utterly mad.

    • @janb3641
      @janb3641 Місяць тому +17

      Freedom of their movement, though not for any females in the west…

    • @ObsidianCrocodile
      @ObsidianCrocodile Місяць тому +1

      Not all thank God

  • @user-ss3iv6gu8h
    @user-ss3iv6gu8h Місяць тому +46

    Your a good stand in for Michael nice one Kevin

  • @beastieboy3926
    @beastieboy3926 Місяць тому +88

    The slope on the roof was about 5 degrees. She`s a fool.

    • @user-cy3wj9uk5s
      @user-cy3wj9uk5s Місяць тому +2

      Yeah- max.

    • @juliansalman2893
      @juliansalman2893 Місяць тому +2

      Apparently roof railing doesn't exist; no builder has ever worked on a roof. Unbelievable!

    • @flowerjpotter1629
      @flowerjpotter1629 Місяць тому

      The woman's plainly a liar who thinks we're all stupid.

  • @lisaarcari8626
    @lisaarcari8626 Місяць тому +45

    I luuuuve plank of the week. It's hilarious! But...all true!! I can't believe he said the f word 😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyreeves5524
      @jeffreyreeves5524 Місяць тому +1

      I couldn't believe what i heard, had to rewind it😅

  • @Electriclentilman
    @Electriclentilman Місяць тому +63

    THE best show on Talk TV

  • @brie7705
    @brie7705 Місяць тому +35

    When I heard the Biden COVID story, I said the same as you Kevin... Lol😂😂
    It's bulshit!! They obviously think we are stupid.... Nothing to see here .. 😂

    • @keyquestions
      @keyquestions Місяць тому

      They know we're not stupid. They just also know we will do absolutely nothing about it. Hence, why they will continue to treat us like absolute fools.

  • @terrythomson6656
    @terrythomson6656 Місяць тому +39

    Fantastic show 😂😂😂😂

  • @luvstellauk
    @luvstellauk Місяць тому +19

    I think I like the unfiltered version

  • @karaperrio-du5gs
    @karaperrio-du5gs Місяць тому +44

    If i wanted a bodyguard i want a 6 foot 5 muscle bound supermen, END of, not a fat, short, incompetent, pretend DEI hire

  • @ianwinkley2813
    @ianwinkley2813 Місяць тому +26

    Such a great show

  • @PAS_2020
    @PAS_2020 Місяць тому +25

    Plank of the week “Dumb Secret Service”. LOVE IT! 🎉

  • @ireneesch8555
    @ireneesch8555 Місяць тому +24

    Great show.

  • @leslierowe2337
    @leslierowe2337 Місяць тому +22

    Fuck can you imagine a roofer saying I'm not going up there because there's a slope in the roof

  • @susettemclachlan8765
    @susettemclachlan8765 Місяць тому +2

    I only watch this programme for Mike Graham. Love his dry humour and insightful comments

  • @erniesbiscuits8691
    @erniesbiscuits8691 Місяць тому +10

    I love it how this hasn't been censored for languages 😅

  • @lindageorge8209
    @lindageorge8209 Місяць тому +8

    I had no idea the NHS was so bankrupt. Morally and financially. Shameful.

  • @rareword
    @rareword Місяць тому +8

    According to the woman in charge of the secret service, the roof was sloped "at its highest point". She's either panicking or has no notion of geometry.

  • @MichaelJohnson-bz1ym
    @MichaelJohnson-bz1ym Місяць тому +9

    What a great show - a brilliant performance

  • @carolewynn9407
    @carolewynn9407 Місяць тому +30

    During covid ,I had physio by zoom 😂 didn't work.

  • @victoriafalkenthal444
    @victoriafalkenthal444 Місяць тому +9

    Every time I hear Simon say:, “How-evah!” I think , oh god, here we go. Here comes his rant!
    Love you Kevin!

  • @PhilipUlph-cu3hx
    @PhilipUlph-cu3hx Місяць тому +69

    I was asked to leave my doctors after he found out I knew more about my condition than he did

    • @StephenMunro-rs2ib
      @StephenMunro-rs2ib Місяць тому +12

      As a diabetic I have found that GPS don’t have the specialist knowledge required but worse is the fact that they may have the knowledge but inexperience in using that knowledge in poor

    • @lilacfloyd
      @lilacfloyd Місяць тому +9

      @@StephenMunro-rs2ib Low carb diet and exercise?

    • @viviennewearne6173
      @viviennewearne6173 Місяць тому

      ​@@StephenMunro-rs2ibThat's why they have specialist diabetic clinics and nurse

    • @deja-view1017
      @deja-view1017 Місяць тому

      ​@@StephenMunro-rs2ibYou try finding a GP that has more than just 'heard of' dystonia!

    • @lapetusX
      @lapetusX Місяць тому +4

      i am getting there im sik of it, he thinks 60mg dihydrocodeine a day is the same as 8 30.500 cocodamols when that's actually 4 times less

  • @Nonnormalnorm
    @Nonnormalnorm Місяць тому +28

    The Limey don’t pull any punches.

  • @janb3641
    @janb3641 Місяць тому +13

    Great show guys..

  • @kimochkaks
    @kimochkaks Місяць тому +11

    I LOVE you all!!!!!

  • @saffronsolo9668
    @saffronsolo9668 Місяць тому +15

    It's cultural appreciation. I don't see any black people or other ethnicities being told they can't wear suits or western style clothing.People in Mexico, Japan or other countries usually welcome foreigners wearing their traditional clothing.

    • @AndyJarman
      @AndyJarman Місяць тому +1

      Electricity - huwhite, the Scientific method - huwhite, democracy - huwhite, world campaign against slavery - huwhite.

  • @swiftnicknevison4848
    @swiftnicknevison4848 Місяць тому +11

    He didn't bother to mention that kimberley was actually lying when she said the roof was sloped so guys couldnt go up there. The counter snipers were on sloped rooves.

  • @sarahandrews5611
    @sarahandrews5611 Місяць тому +14

    No, horses fart too much! 😂

  • @DaveyL1954
    @DaveyL1954 Місяць тому +3

    Wonderfully uncensored. More of this please.

  • @lmg7503
    @lmg7503 Місяць тому +19

    No Confidence in labour

  • @JaneCarmichael-yh2pc
    @JaneCarmichael-yh2pc Місяць тому +5

    Excellent show. Preferred Kevin to Mike -not interrupting every 10 seconds.

  • @dalemoore8582
    @dalemoore8582 Місяць тому +5

    “ She’s not a real doctor by the way” 😂😂😂

  • @jeannehendry-hawkins11
    @jeannehendry-hawkins11 Місяць тому +19

    Only recently, when requesting a new inhaler during an annual health check up at at my doctor's surgery, I was more than surprised to hear the nurse concentrate on how the plastic containers used were ruining the planet; and that in her opinion children especially should be restricted to having only one inhaler that they take to and from school.. Smug woman doing her bit to save the planet while putting the lives of children at risk.

  • @voltaire1111111
    @voltaire1111111 Місяць тому +7

    Cultural appropriation-would that be any non -English person wearing a suit?

  • @philipanderson9434
    @philipanderson9434 Місяць тому +2

    I absolutely love this channel and how it does not hold back. Thank you for covering news on my level.

  • @Xcraigy85X
    @Xcraigy85X Місяць тому +12

    What a great show this is… brilliant

  • @tech10k14
    @tech10k14 Місяць тому +35

    The Met banning Euro celebrations: Shame it wasn't a Palestinian supporter riot. They'd be handing out drinks and sandwiches then.

    • @user-ny6sv6eb1k
      @user-ny6sv6eb1k Місяць тому

      Yey, England lost. Losers.

    • @maxdamage2U
      @maxdamage2U Місяць тому

      We ALL know which law they we're enforcing and it wasn't English law !!

    • @catwoman7462
      @catwoman7462 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-ny6sv6eb1kIt's football. Who cares?

  • @777colin1
    @777colin1 Місяць тому +16

    Gareth Southgate 8 years in charge wins nothing, Sarina Weigman, 10 months in the job, wins the Euros. The Men's football is a mess. But then when you pick multi-millionaires, where is the impetus to play any football. Most of the qualifying rounds, made it easier to watch paint dry. In fact in open play Pickford had more touches of the ball than Kane

    • @ruthcollins2841
      @ruthcollins2841 Місяць тому +8

      Doesn't help playing football on their knees!🤦‍♀️😵‍💫🤣

    • @lapetusX
      @lapetusX Місяць тому

      also the way the refereee took up all the added time not stopping the clock when the game is not even played by anyone

    • @Ruda-n4h
      @Ruda-n4h Місяць тому +1

      It doesn't matter who the manager is - there have been quite a few since 1966. The women's game is a joke.
      Statistically England are on a par with Portugal but stylistically have more in common with Belguim. People shouldn’t expect any more from them than the Belgians do from their team. The idea that England is some sort of elite footballing nation is nonsense and has its roots in the fact that the game originated in these islands.

  • @TEL250r
    @TEL250r Місяць тому +3

    The snipers were already on a steeper roof 😂I don’t know how anyone is missing this 😂

  • @robinreed2545
    @robinreed2545 Місяць тому +7

    Biden looks as if he is in an episode of 'Squid Games'

  • @nigelbrooks3606
    @nigelbrooks3606 Місяць тому +15

    What a Sad country this is!!!

    • @gwauk205
      @gwauk205 Місяць тому

      Not really! Only if you listen to all the crap constantly. Get out in the countryside it’s beautiful and very peaceful! This sh1t has been happening forever and will continue in one form or another for as long as we have greedy selfish “leaders”!

  • @user-js9xk1xz8n
    @user-js9xk1xz8n Місяць тому +5

    Love it❤

  • @PS_testing321...
    @PS_testing321... Місяць тому +7

    I am an American woman born in 1966 who graduated from the University of Notre Dame in 1989, after studying Pre-medicine. I was taught I could do anything that I "qualified" for. I worked hard to qualify and was never given treatment because of my gender. I would not have gained admission to ND many years before that or even possibly been able to consider a career as a medical doctor (which I ended up not pursuing in the end, for other reasons.). This is ridiculous. A member of my family graduated from the US Naval Academy and wanted jets and to be a fighter pilot, like my father. My father said right off, you are too tall, and you can't get that job. If someone with the height of whom I am speaking about ever tried to eject, their legs would be sheared off. My father was correct, and that did not happen, although a very respectable military career went on. There are some things that have to have certain parameters.

  • @peterslinger3795
    @peterslinger3795 Місяць тому +3

    The other SS guy on the video was on a sloped roof

  • @papaann4
    @papaann4 Місяць тому +14

    Only Kev is fit to represent Mike apart from James Whale perhaps.

  • @alastairgordon-forbes3139
    @alastairgordon-forbes3139 Місяць тому +1

    The expressions on the faces of the panel while Kevin was in rant mode was hilarious.

  • @taffy2126
    @taffy2126 Місяць тому +3

    Shes another reason to vote for TRUMP🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

  • @davemcbryde2294
    @davemcbryde2294 Місяць тому +1

    Brilliant show, Kev on great form.👍

  • @ar50000
    @ar50000 Місяць тому +13

    The receptionists have been told to ask about your health condition.

    • @BlackStump172
      @BlackStump172 Місяць тому +4

      That is illegal in Australia . Privacy Health Laws are very strict with massive fines for breaches .

    • @SueBrown-c5d
      @SueBrown-c5d Місяць тому +3

      I would rather not discuss my medical issues with a receptionist, I want privacy with a GP.

    • @catwoman7462
      @catwoman7462 Місяць тому

      You have the right to say you'd rather not discuss it with them.

    • @AlunThomas-mp5qo
      @AlunThomas-mp5qo Місяць тому

      @@BlackStump172 Good for you Australia.

  • @mevoydecasa
    @mevoydecasa Місяць тому +1

    Kevin, I love your colourful language!

  • @timusher5458
    @timusher5458 Місяць тому +4

    Great show, and yes Southgate was a useless manager, at least I saw them win the World Cup

  • @dianadoos1944
    @dianadoos1944 Місяць тому +1

    I love kevin

  • @freenewspage
    @freenewspage Місяць тому

    Way better than The View... From Canada, brilliant!

  • @philiphughes4117
    @philiphughes4117 Місяць тому +1

    Kev, you're on fire. Great show.

  • @DavidA-ps1qr
    @DavidA-ps1qr Місяць тому +8

    You are wrong Kevin. The Spanish football team were far superior technically than the England team. It was men against boys.

    • @CliveAdlam-yn8uz
      @CliveAdlam-yn8uz Місяць тому

      The result doesn't say that 2, 1.😊

    • @Ruda-n4h
      @Ruda-n4h Місяць тому

      @@CliveAdlam-yn8uz Doesn't matter what the score is, they were still technically better.

    • @Ruda-n4h
      @Ruda-n4h Місяць тому

      Russell Quirk is wrong because people actually remember Hungary in the World Cup of 1954 and Holland in 1974 who came second, rather than the winners.

  • @PoppiesAndPride
    @PoppiesAndPride Місяць тому +2

    GOOD SHOW MIKE WILL MISS THIS JUST STOP MIGRATION

  • @stevenglen5971
    @stevenglen5971 Місяць тому +1

    ...😂Kev unleashed and uncensored 😂😂😂 best version 😂😂😂

  • @gingertom2768
    @gingertom2768 Місяць тому +2

    Stop making it so nice here for migrants , money , phones and homes

  • @michaelleyland9836
    @michaelleyland9836 Місяць тому +10

    Lots of bad language tonight...makes a pleasant change.

  • @TEL250r
    @TEL250r Місяць тому +1

    Kevin for Prime Minister

  • @SheilaTitchener
    @SheilaTitchener Місяць тому +1

    Doctors don't need any encouragement to avoid face to face appointments. Perhaps that's what this is really about to legitimise it!

  • @user-yu4zu8lv9v
    @user-yu4zu8lv9v Місяць тому +3

    When our gp at the time of covid came back from maternity leave due to the complaints getting to her as no appointments where available my wife finished up cuddling the doctor

    • @chrismo2922
      @chrismo2922 Місяць тому

      WTF does that keep jibber mean ?

  • @pfauniversal1890
    @pfauniversal1890 Місяць тому

    Mike Graham is plank of the week every week 😂

  • @snorlonikins1
    @snorlonikins1 Місяць тому +1

    I still wear masks in densely populated areas as I have lung cancer.

  • @MarkSmithSa
    @MarkSmithSa Місяць тому

    Brilliant show. looking forward to next week, as always.

  • @6AlphaMikeCharlie9
    @6AlphaMikeCharlie9 Місяць тому +2

    She's called Doctor because she's the one who tells Joe to Doctor 5hings

  • @lauriecooper8194
    @lauriecooper8194 Місяць тому +1

    Nice one Kev.👍

  • @SteveShaw-nh4sb
    @SteveShaw-nh4sb Місяць тому +2

    My Auntie was climbing over her garden gate and climbing on the garage roof at 80 years old, but the American Secret Service annot go on minimally sloping roofs. God help all yanks

  • @williamsnowden8186
    @williamsnowden8186 Місяць тому +1

    So much better than gbnews... the Ofcom captives.

  • @susettemclachlan8765
    @susettemclachlan8765 Місяць тому

    Getting to the final is a victory and Gareth Southgate should be honoured. The manager isn’t the team. And some team has to lose and losing well is part of life and good sportsmanship

  • @anneheard9381
    @anneheard9381 Місяць тому +7

    Noooo wheres mike

  • @toxicsausage302
    @toxicsausage302 Місяць тому +1

    Vote Reform

  • @annanikia7949
    @annanikia7949 Місяць тому

    She is definitely the big PLANK this week!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peterslinger3795
    @peterslinger3795 Місяць тому +2

    Probably more fitting to rename the Border Force as Bluecoats.

  • @mevoydecasa
    @mevoydecasa Місяць тому

    Every time I phone my surgery and want to speak to my GP, I tell the receptionist I have issues with my prostate, and the GP calls me later. Works a treat every time!
    Meanwhile, those arriving by boat get seen in the flesh straightaway with a translator included....Need say more?

  • @whatsgoingon4815
    @whatsgoingon4815 Місяць тому +1

    Don’t forget they are Airforce 1’s rear stairs,much shorter than the main ons.

  • @shortflixcom
    @shortflixcom Місяць тому +1

    Ok that was their excuse for the sloping roof. What about the water tower?

  • @aluk2408
    @aluk2408 Місяць тому +4

    Old people have wisdom gained from personal experience. That's why evolution keeps us around way beyond our fertile years to provide sound advice to the tribe. The problem is not how Joe Biden walks down stairs, I walk down them much the same way, but whether he is mentally up to the job. I believe he isn't but don't criticise him solely for being old.

  • @Ruth-os4mi
    @Ruth-os4mi Місяць тому +1

    Plank of the Year. Kimberly Cheetos.

  • @patriciatoft7286
    @patriciatoft7286 Місяць тому +2

    Surely, if they stopped all the free handouts (funded by the hard working Brits) then England would not be so appealing.
    Starmer is encouraging them. He's working for his best buddies in Davos.

  • @80Jay71
    @80Jay71 Місяць тому

    -Have you got a bad back? Firey Jack!

  • @eveoakley6270
    @eveoakley6270 Місяць тому +2

    Who on God’s earth is still testing for Convid 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Josie545
    @Josie545 Місяць тому +1

    Yet a black Anne Boleyn and black Anglo Saxons is NOT cultural appropriation

  • @keithmcwilliams7424
    @keithmcwilliams7424 Місяць тому +1

    I just farted i just doubled my carbon foot print!😢😮😢

  • @stephaniechandler3842
    @stephaniechandler3842 Місяць тому +1

    Kimberley must be fired

  • @liahurst8575
    @liahurst8575 Місяць тому

    Much as I like Mike, this episode I could hear what everyone was saying without Mike interrupting all the time.

  • @stephaniechandler3842
    @stephaniechandler3842 Місяць тому

    England needs a Rassie Erasmus character for football

  • @johnwickham9805
    @johnwickham9805 Місяць тому +2

    I have given up on GPs l want to see the doctor phone calls are a waste of time, l will not answer the phone anymore if l have to wait for a phone call

  • @roberthare5174
    @roberthare5174 Місяць тому

    Even Joe Biden could walk on a slop the same as that roof 😂😂😂

  • @stevemcmahon100
    @stevemcmahon100 Місяць тому

    Good point! If the Channel migrant crossing were a boat ride it would be shut down for safety concerns.

  • @mevoydecasa
    @mevoydecasa Місяць тому

    It worked for Rwanda, but we are not getting a refund!

  • @benjaminperez1149
    @benjaminperez1149 Місяць тому

    That’s Agent FUPA.