Proof the cat distribution system is REAL!

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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • Proof the Cat distribution system is REAL!
    #cat #pet #cats #cat2024 #funnycats #catandhuman #catvshuman #kitty #kitten
    Ever felt like your cat just... appeared one day? You weren't alone! Buckle up for a hilarious compilation of videos that prove the long-suspected Cat Distribution System is absolutely REAL

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  • @BaronWolfenstein74
    @BaronWolfenstein74 2 місяці тому +544

    We must always remember, folks...you don't choose the cat...the cat chooses YOU!..

    • @debbietorrens9302
      @debbietorrens9302 2 місяці тому +5

      I believe my cat Angel choose my no the other way around.

    • @dorothyacquaviva4171
      @dorothyacquaviva4171 2 місяці тому +7

      Yep 8 of the 11 Felines, whether..Kitten, Youth or Adult...those 8 CHOSE ME, living in my home, their ForEver Home, w me, then w hubby & later w our 2, 1 girl then a boy... now Adults! BTW those other 4 Felines..you may ask..?.. 1 chose our home, 1 our son, 1 chose our daughter & the last... Now 18 yrs, Chose our Son!
      Though, once home.. chose MY Hubby ToO! A Man's Cat for Sure,
      that feline,
      Our CHOSUN!

    • @BaronWolfenstein74
      @BaronWolfenstein74 2 місяці тому

      @@dorothyacquaviva4171 well then may I just say He has blessed you with such caring abilities!

    • @heleng8545
      @heleng8545 Місяць тому +1

      it's not always like that. I took my cat from the shelter, there were lots of other and my cat didn't show any interest in me, but I knew I had to take her which I did. Me and my cat are together for 6 years already and we're pretty much happy 😊

    • @HUYI1
      @HUYI1 Місяць тому

      Huh, I was just thinking that too 😊😊

  • @peterwong5993
    @peterwong5993 2 місяці тому +516

    Fun fact, sometimes, a bug in the system will send the same cat to 2 or more families.

    • @loveywilliams4276
      @loveywilliams4276 Місяць тому +56

      A friend had a great orange cat when he was in middle school and found out that his parents would let his cat out during his school day and that a family couple of houses away down his street had adopted him too because the cat would spend large amount of time with them too

    • @ethanezechiel
      @ethanezechiel Місяць тому

      I aint reading allat​@@loveywilliams4276

    • @bernsteiner88
      @bernsteiner88 Місяць тому +8

      Spreading cat blessings to 2 or more families :)

    • @josepheridu3322
      @josepheridu3322 Місяць тому +3

      Yeah, very whorish 🤣🤣

  • @garysakamoto4007
    @garysakamoto4007 2 місяці тому +410

    I need the CDS (Cat Distribution System) to take me off the list for a bit. All the cats (9) currently living here came through the CDS.
    Update: The CDS has struck again. A feral mama cat decided that the engine compartment of my car would make a nice home. Thankfully, I noticed before starting the engine. Took a little work on my part to get the kittens out. I put them in a box for mama to find and move somewhere else. She chose my backyard. Now have 5 more in the colony. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @takkycat
    @takkycat 2 місяці тому +199

    I have a kitten right now that passed out right behind my car’s tire. I had to move him and once I picked him up he was mine! He had a respiratory infection, anemia from fleas that was killing him, and tapeworms. Our vet and I decided to take the risk and give him flea meds (half dose) and now he’s a healthy two month old tornado of energy! I call him Pico de Gato!!!

    • @ihavetogotowork1668
      @ihavetogotowork1668 Місяць тому +22

      That is literally such a CUTE name for the little man

    • @unnamed_fruit8
      @unnamed_fruit8 Місяць тому +7

      That is the hardest cat name I’ve ever heard

  • @Paul_Wetor
    @Paul_Wetor 2 місяці тому +176

    That first cat was like you're a Realtor and he's ready for the house tour.

  • @dirtydan143
    @dirtydan143 Місяць тому +22

    -Do you have a cat?
    -no
    -Now you do

  • @onceuponanexploration6048
    @onceuponanexploration6048 Місяць тому +87

    The first cat barging in is hilarious.

    • @FireStick-nu4pn
      @FireStick-nu4pn 15 днів тому +1

      That’s how we got ours, a few weeks ago. Never saw him before. But, there he was. He just came through the house, into our bedroom, and flopped down on his back onto the floor. My husband then said, “So. This is how you get a cat.”

  • @codywarner1195
    @codywarner1195 Місяць тому +35

    the counsel of nine lives has chosen you to be granted a friend

  • @MrGruffteddybear
    @MrGruffteddybear Місяць тому +9

    To be chosen by a cat is the best feeling in the world.

  • @michaelhoffmann2891
    @michaelhoffmann2891 Місяць тому +46

    The CDS has been having some major issues here lately: with horrible, ghastly weather, I have been trying to attract and rescue a stray for a couple of weeks now, without success. 😭 Worse, last night, I managed to call out in the dark and saw 2(!) pairs of eyes staring back - which, while hard to say for sure in the darkness, could have been one larger/higher, the other smaller/lower! A mum and her kitten? 😱 If I could at least get them into the barn to be out of this miserable winter weather, but I've not been able to get closer than 30-40m.

    • @Catstagram_25
      @Catstagram_25 10 днів тому +1

      The CDS will def choose you soon. But remember once you are chosen, their is no going back😂

  • @lucretialee3691
    @lucretialee3691 2 місяці тому +43

    Ever since I took in my first cat when she was only 5 weeks old, the Cat Distribution System has kept me busy in it's own unique way. For some reason every couple of years people ask if I will take in an unwanted cat, I've had everything from very aggressive to brain damaged.
    Loved them all, even the one that destroyed my hall carpet!

  • @Aija-q3i
    @Aija-q3i 2 місяці тому +87

    I've always believed in Cat Distribution Agency.

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra 2 місяці тому +43

    We had a cat that hung around the hospital where I work for over a week a few winters ago, I bent down to pet it when out for a walk to get lunch and one of my colleagues is like "Is that your cat?"
    Sadly I haven't seen it for years, so hopefully it found a loving home.

  • @aijaylee5680
    @aijaylee5680 2 місяці тому +46

    Their audacity 😂

  • @Mirrorgirl492
    @Mirrorgirl492 Місяць тому +28

    "Meow" That means: "I'm here now, and that's all there is to it."

  • @cyruslupercal9493
    @cyruslupercal9493 Місяць тому +13

    0:25
    "Now what?"
    "Now you feed me"

  • @carolelarochelle9854
    @carolelarochelle9854 Місяць тому +4

    My mom used to attract all cats that she met,..I used to make fun ok her by telling her that it was because she must smeld like fish....Now THEY follow me around...it is called KARMA..I miss you mom

  • @allisontexas4810
    @allisontexas4810 2 місяці тому +10

    The universe knows when you going to need a buddy. I'm so glad I found my cat she's the sweetest.

  • @KittenUndercover
    @KittenUndercover Місяць тому +8

    Worked perfectly for me! My cat was surrendered and depressed, very skinny, had to be fed via IV. When I met her she immediately ate out of my hand. Now we are inseparable.

  • @SuperShadowsGirl
    @SuperShadowsGirl Місяць тому +12

    6:06 Oh my gosh, I love this so much! 😂 This made me laugh so hard, the poor guy. Looks like that's your kitten now, whether you want it or not! lmao

  • @gailc4015
    @gailc4015 2 місяці тому +23

    I'm crying. Cats want home and let you know. Glad you took them in

    • @26th_Primarch
      @26th_Primarch 11 днів тому

      I've seen videos of adult mama cats deliberately bring kittens that are old enough to be away from her to people that can adopt them.

  • @fayesmith2406
    @fayesmith2406 2 місяці тому +26

    How can anyone resist a cats ❤️ love

  • @tothelighthouse9843
    @tothelighthouse9843 12 днів тому +2

    Love the woman who didn't even hesitate, just immediately dove right in the dumpster to rescue that little kitty.

  • @funkymonkey41784
    @funkymonkey41784 2 місяці тому +15

    I have had my 2 cats for over 3 years. They were strays I started feeding early one spring and by Halloween they both moved in

    • @Catstagram_25
      @Catstagram_25 10 днів тому +1

      ❤❤ I love people who readily rescue stray cats. Also, that cats choose us

    • @funkymonkey41784
      @funkymonkey41784 10 днів тому +1

      @@Catstagram_25 I chose to adopt the younger friendly one first, then the older mean one decided to adopt me after 6 months of hissing and swatting at me

    • @Catstagram_25
      @Catstagram_25 9 днів тому

      @@funkymonkey41784 the second one was worth the effort and time. It's so reassuring when they trust you. I'm so happy cds chose you, you are the right person

  • @jpslaym0936
    @jpslaym0936 2 місяці тому +10

    Both people and cats are naturally warm and loving if they are given the chance to know another good person

  • @SheliaWatson-pz3iz
    @SheliaWatson-pz3iz 2 місяці тому +9

    I have four cats one was given to me one was supposed to be my daughter’s but he chose me the other two just showed up at my house and I took them in too. Then on top of that my aunt gave me a chihuahua and my uncle gave my daughter a dachshund and she chose me so my daughter got a retriever mix and I’m watching her until my daughter and son in law gets their house situated. I love my animals.

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra 2 місяці тому +13

    4:48
    It's been scientifically proven that cats pay more attention to rapid series of sounds, so my guess is he's picked the perfect tune to play.

  • @CatsGlobe
    @CatsGlobe 2 місяці тому +16

    This is purrfect evidence of the secret cat network! 🐾😻

  • @Godess_Less01
    @Godess_Less01 Місяць тому +7

    Trust, I know It's real. There was a cat on my street who was abandoned and had a very hard life. I went to him one time to feed him and give him water to help him out. From that day on he started coming to my porch waiting at the door and for a very long time I fed him, gave him water, took care of him every day, gave him lots of love and attention, even so far as to get him a bed. My mom said that I would never be allowed to actually keep him because he was too wild until one day last month. Some people snuck on our porch trying to steal the cat to take him to a kill animal shelter. My mom got them off and I protected the cat from being taken. He lives in the house now, and his name is Reese.

  • @user-zd5yg1zj1v
    @user-zd5yg1zj1v 2 місяці тому +10

    Very positive video.
    Thank you so much 👍👏😊

  • @SirReadAgain
    @SirReadAgain 9 днів тому +4

    my wife got the cat distribution system a few days ago, I told her not to look at the kitten, not even a glance. a lost kitten in the park. My wife took a peek at the kitten and the kitten goes right to my wife. I was like "I told you not to look at the kitten... now you don't have the heart to leave it here, don't you?" my wife was just like "Hehe..."

  • @MercenaryX21
    @MercenaryX21 Місяць тому +2

    I remember this happening tl me as a kid in the 80s in Los Angeles in Inglewood. I miss that cat.

  • @UndoEverything
    @UndoEverything Місяць тому +8

    I just love that that lady jumped into dumpster to get the kitty out without thinking about the consequences of her getting injured because of her own weight and size. 😻😻😻

  • @SEJ3333
    @SEJ3333 Місяць тому +1

    My husband and I were chosen by the Cat "Redistribution" System. He was a neighbor's kitty who made it clear to us and his original owners that he preferred us to be his humans. We had 9 wonderful years with him...

  • @deanagallatin6974
    @deanagallatin6974 2 місяці тому +9

    Just beautiful!!!

  • @nutzeeer
    @nutzeeer Місяць тому +2

    0:20 haha the shaking tail, its so happy

    • @MissMyah37
      @MissMyah37 17 днів тому

      Wagging. Wagging its tail

  • @elizabethroberts6215
    @elizabethroberts6215 17 днів тому +2

    ……have a rescue 🐈 who is very spoilt, & loves kisses’ atop her head when I’m serving her brekky. She comes to me when her purr motor is in full-up condition, & just lies next to me purring at top note……love her to bits!

  • @diogeneskoolaid8437
    @diogeneskoolaid8437 2 дні тому

    the greatest cat I was ever chosen by was a small Siamese that literally walked up to my front screen door and started yowling to be let in. I was watching TV when the racket started. I walked to the door, saw the cat, opened the door and she immediately ran into the living room, onto the couch, spun around 3 times, laid down and immediately went to sleep. I had her for 12 years and she was my heart.

  • @Somebuffoononline
    @Somebuffoononline Місяць тому +2

    If you want some proof real a few years ago a cat came into my dad’s workplace (a hospital, like not a pet hospital just a regular human hospital) and went onto specifically my dads lap. he took the goober home and now he’s our little shark goblin ❤

  • @rev.bobertbockstop7057
    @rev.bobertbockstop7057 2 місяці тому +15

    The cat distribution system hasn’t found me yet. I am waiting.

    • @zombiemagnate6567
      @zombiemagnate6567 2 місяці тому

      Same

    • @silvergirl7810
      @silvergirl7810 2 місяці тому +4

      Go to a shelter and see what cat connects with you- they’re waiting for you ❤

    • @maryamjoha
      @maryamjoha 2 місяці тому +1

      The humane society/local shelter is part of the Cat Distribution System :D

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 2 місяці тому

      Try asking your neighbors, sometimes the system malfunctions. The CDS gave my neighbors a cat but they already had a cat who didn’t like other cats, so they gave us the cat. His name is Stewart!

  • @patricianyiri8879
    @patricianyiri8879 2 місяці тому +9

    SOOOOOO MANY CUTIES ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @oldgranny410
    @oldgranny410 28 днів тому

    I went to the animal shelter during covid to get a cat. It was closed. A family came needing to leave their cat at the shelter. I brought her home and the rest is history. She is a perfect fit in our house.

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua Місяць тому

    The orange cat is behaving exactly like an orange cat. 😂

  • @AlabamaMothman
    @AlabamaMothman 18 днів тому

    All my masters have actually adopted me. I'm thinking it's the hooman distribution system

  • @Texan_Patriot
    @Texan_Patriot Місяць тому +2

    I'm not crying, you're crying....🥺😭

  • @dgeneeknapp3168
    @dgeneeknapp3168 Місяць тому +1

    Congratulations! You're the winner of the attentions of an orange kid!😂

  • @Kev1nTheKev1n
    @Kev1nTheKev1n Місяць тому +2

    10:28 my soul left my body bro 😭

  • @funbucker846
    @funbucker846 Місяць тому +1

    I miss my raven so much. Can't wait to love another. Never the same

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 8 днів тому +1

    The cat distribution system must be broken cause I have a cousin who runs a tigger sanctuary and this one female has chosen me as hers.
    I’m not a cat person. I’m a dog/wolf person.
    Yet this hunk of fur gruffs and nuzzles me and keeps all the others at a safe distance when she wants alone time with me. She even tries to be a lap cat…this tiger!!!
    My cousin is still puzzled as the tiger knows who feeds and shelters her (it’s not me) yet gives me the undeniable affection of what a pet shows an owner.
    My cousin has even made a bet I could put my arm down her throat and the tiger would choose to gag than bite me, that’s how much she loves me.
    This has not been tested for obvious reasons

  • @xxxnarurto5747
    @xxxnarurto5747 8 днів тому

    This reminds me my own cat, Kiara randomly came up towards me, I was looking for cat to adopt in the animal shelter because my first cat had some kind of heart problem and put him down, so I was looking for cat definitely calico cat. Which Kiara was sliver one. She saw me and basically came up towards me and literally felt asleep on my lap 😂🥰

  • @kormanTheShadowLord
    @kormanTheShadowLord 16 днів тому

    Kinda like the Kyber crystals in Star Wars, you don't choose it, it chooses you

  • @user-lb9sp1gi1m
    @user-lb9sp1gi1m 2 місяці тому +5

    Yep. Yup. Yes. They do choose who.❤❤❤❤

  • @funbucker846
    @funbucker846 Місяць тому

    I look forward to this very much

  • @jeankenshinnim8578
    @jeankenshinnim8578 2 місяці тому +3

    Such a captivating upload.

  • @JayTee2985
    @JayTee2985 Місяць тому +1

    4:50 🐈 : his music choice is terrible

  • @mathiskolde3167
    @mathiskolde3167 11 днів тому

    My family and myself had been Chosen by the cat distribution system. That was nine years ago and he still eats as much as when he was a kitten😂❤

  • @letaviabryant8599
    @letaviabryant8599 Місяць тому +1

    I found my cat in some bushies when i was walking round i brough him home my bf said what is that a cat my dog jack jelly jelly😂

  • @Cindy-gu3jv
    @Cindy-gu3jv Місяць тому +1

    It is the weirdest thing, my husbands cat died, the next day I swear there was another cat at the gate the next day waiting to come in the yard, then right up the steps into the house, well its been 4 years lol. And 2 more have found me since lol, my original stray brought a friend home couple days ago, she is fixed, she just stays around my yard and neighbors, she just came walking up the drive way with this white cat lol. Luckily she had gotten out of her house and owners were looking for her❤❤❤

  • @mastercrow19
    @mastercrow19 Місяць тому

    the CDS has gifted you 1 (or more!) cats. please do not resist lol.

  • @MikeBeatty-xt3kn
    @MikeBeatty-xt3kn Місяць тому

    I own three cats, but I stop by a feral cat colony that has a particularly friendly feral, and a kitten. The distribution system is trying to get me to five.

  • @figment3242
    @figment3242 Місяць тому

    7:25 in Turkey they as a community or society, care for all the strays.

  • @antonbruce1241
    @antonbruce1241 Місяць тому

    The orange boy @:30....how can ANYONE resist an orange tabby making biscuits????

  • @sandraweilbrenner67
    @sandraweilbrenner67 2 місяці тому +2

    The cat selection committee has chosen YOU ❤❤❤

  • @MiZtressofSoulzs
    @MiZtressofSoulzs 2 місяці тому +4

    Heres my request,a all black kitten with catatude ❤❤

    • @maxnum1sgameclub263
      @maxnum1sgameclub263 Місяць тому

      You might want to try a tuxy cat! The have plenty of catatude, they might look like a butler. But you are the servant!

  • @jimhawking11
    @jimhawking11 20 днів тому +2

    5:00 One Piece Sighting.

  • @trans_panda
    @trans_panda Місяць тому +1

    Hm. Does it count if I immediately zero in on said cat out of a dozen of others? I got my cat when I was 11 and he was 2 months old and my siblings were always going "choose this one" and "choose that one" because my parents were getting *me* this cat, he's my kitty. Like, I don't know what it was and I even tried to attempt to look at other ones but he was pawing insistently at me and wouldn't stop letting these tiny meows out at me and I was just drawn to him. Now, 10 years later, he's an affectionate cat who prefers me over my family and constantly is in my room or at my side at all times if he can. It felt like I was just drawn to my buddy. His names Alfie by the way, black american shorthair with acid green eyes but I rarely ever see the full color cause his eyes are always dilated softly and big when seeing me.

  • @thekingofkingsrp
    @thekingofkingsrp Місяць тому

    I never had this happen to me and I love cats. Have always had to go out and find them.

  • @debrameyer1125
    @debrameyer1125 Місяць тому

    Eagerly awaiting my cat distribution delivery!

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 Місяць тому +2

    Dogs may be man's best friend
    But cats are our biggest fans

  • @Reddotzebra
    @Reddotzebra 2 місяці тому +3

    Well, a cat's life is short(ER.)
    It still has a much longer life than a fancy rat for example.

  • @ingri-elisebreivikrovde
    @ingri-elisebreivikrovde 24 дні тому

    I came home from vacation and aired out my appartment. I went into the bathroom with some dirty clothes, and when I entered the livingroom, a kitten was sleeping on the sofa😊 I kept him😄

  • @hermionegardener3796
    @hermionegardener3796 Місяць тому

    I'm very disappointed with the cat distribution system. I found a momma and her 6 kittens in my garden shed, I fed them and tried to capture them in a live trap, but I saw momma move her kittens elsewhere, then she came back, stared at me until I fed her one more time, and then she was gone. Didn't leave me any kittens. :-(

  • @mirdraco
    @mirdraco Місяць тому

    There's probably 5 billion cats, so if we adopt 2 cats, all of them would have a home.

  • @vic88-i4p
    @vic88-i4p 7 годин тому

    Yes, it's real. But not everyone is qualified. Congrats to those who were chosen. We are special.

  • @duckpwnd
    @duckpwnd Місяць тому

    Being chosen by a cat is a great honor.

  • @Silverphox13
    @Silverphox13 Місяць тому

    Seeing what some people are calling stray makes me think many of these cats are being taken from their homes due to being friendly.

  • @bllllood
    @bllllood Місяць тому

    5:02-5:04 Luffy and Beige Cappone XD

  • @yashistampedes5849
    @yashistampedes5849 Місяць тому +1

    dont feed animals from open cans..the free edge cuts across thier noses and faces while eating.

  • @chromeshellking
    @chromeshellking Місяць тому +1

    OH my god...To be chosen by a handsome TORTIE like that is Divine itself. God dont be giving those to everybody.

  • @nekon_ravenfox
    @nekon_ravenfox Місяць тому

    about 13 years ago the cds chose my family to take care and raise kittens though we gave one up i keep 3 my sister kept 2 and well 4 out of those 5 kept passed away

  • @MamaNuveau
    @MamaNuveau Місяць тому

    I have always 💜d Cats! 😻

  • @lordvoldamort4606
    @lordvoldamort4606 Місяць тому

    omg. She jumps into the trash. wow nice lady.

  • @Bwooppppppppppppppppppppp
    @Bwooppppppppppppppppppppp Місяць тому

    So many florps, flomps, and floofs

  • @Guidingsonar
    @Guidingsonar Місяць тому

    Remember, make sure someone doesn't already own or claimed the cat.
    We have 2 claimed cats (they choose us first! We just need a house that allows us to bring them inside. We give them medicine every once in a while for worms, give them food and water, scare off other cats who try to steal or fight.. scare off racoons.

  • @vaibhavirakshe7618
    @vaibhavirakshe7618 2 місяці тому +2

    I also want to learn this music to call cats ❤❤ 4:46

  • @Reem1555z
    @Reem1555z 2 місяці тому +1

    8:14 YESSSS😭😭😭YESSSS

  • @DandyMappy
    @DandyMappy Місяць тому

    고양이란 생물은 어찌하여 이렇게 사랑스러운가....

  • @kekebean6596
    @kekebean6596 Місяць тому

    I would love this. But sadly, I'm allergic to kitties.

  • @YelloEclipse
    @YelloEclipse 19 днів тому

    5:48 😭

  • @user-kj7pu1pi8k
    @user-kj7pu1pi8k 9 днів тому

    I absolutely hate how NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT DA CAT CHARMER

  • @roundtwo3321
    @roundtwo3321 Місяць тому +1

    02:26 When you put your own kittens under a tree, you haven't rescued them. The kittie's sad faces mean they know you're mistreating them with this fraud.

  • @Validasigma
    @Validasigma Місяць тому

    On no i got so scared i thought the hole was deeper than that 10:28

  • @CountryMouseCityCrimes
    @CountryMouseCityCrimes 24 дні тому +1

    When the distribution system brings you a tortie or a siamese you're beyond lucky.

  • @dewfall56
    @dewfall56 Місяць тому +1

    Real men love cats.

    • @Wolffur
      @Wolffur Місяць тому

      Bottlefeeding a kitten is alpha!

  • @R3TR0923
    @R3TR0923 Місяць тому

    Me and my family have been chosen by 5 cats in total (strays)

  • @JeniferBivens
    @JeniferBivens Місяць тому

    One time a cat chose me but she already had a collar😢

  • @oraziogallipoli7829
    @oraziogallipoli7829 Місяць тому

    4:46 the Cat master

  • @apolloisnotashirt
    @apolloisnotashirt Місяць тому

    I have this unhinged anxiety that the cats have actually evolved to be as smart as humans and realize these guys would do anything for them so just barge in their life and live almost forever.

  • @Nick-cs5yc
    @Nick-cs5yc Місяць тому +1

    Hooman, you have been chosen😁😁

  • @teijaalanko5165
    @teijaalanko5165 2 місяці тому +1

    Oiih,,what peoples left and lovely cat its long no food,,but you helping this sweet animals,,Big thank you kind people's 💞💕👌🤗😻😻😼😼🙀😽😿😾🐈🐱👋Byee