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  • @ginger_snapped_
    @ginger_snapped_ 2 місяці тому +1029

    I wasn’t expecting mpreg, angry lawnmowers, nude electricians and “Ohio rizzler” in the same video

    • @TheAndie130
      @TheAndie130 2 місяці тому +34

      Yeah, wasn't on my bingo card either. Gotta love the diversity though! 😂

    • @YourLocalSadNerd
      @YourLocalSadNerd 2 місяці тому +15

      @@TheAndie130 yk someone should make a Daniel Thrasher bingo card

    • @pastelfreckle7798
      @pastelfreckle7798 2 місяці тому +8

      i'm still on the ad but this comment has made me infinitely more excited for the video-

    • @bodkie
      @bodkie 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@YourLocalSadNerdsurprise microphone would definitely be the centre free space on the card

    • @xhypiseepyx
      @xhypiseepyx Місяць тому +2

      ​@@pastelfreckle7798REAL SAME LMAOO

  • @liamhutfles4113
    @liamhutfles4113 2 місяці тому +271

    "I act like I'm observed." This is either integrity or anxiety

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 2 місяці тому +9

      Yes!

    • @antine1279
      @antine1279 Місяць тому +28

      Actually, it's quite a common ADHD coping mechanism (i.e. to motivate yourself, you pretend there's pressure of some kind, like people observing you etc.). Fairly common.

    • @paulchavez3039
      @paulchavez3039 Місяць тому +4

      It's the only way I can get anything done but sometimes the ancestral pressures that I imposed on myself as a motivator causes me to instead go into depression paralysis. The older I get the more common the latter is.

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 9 днів тому

      For me, ADHD and Anxiety

    • @Frostfern94
      @Frostfern94 9 днів тому

      @@antine1279 Ooops I do this

  • @Rathdrgnknight
    @Rathdrgnknight 2 місяці тому +566

    Wyll Ravengard showing up in your search made me laugh so hard lol.

    • @PurgatoryProductions1
      @PurgatoryProductions1 2 місяці тому +47

      his confusion is what really got me

    • @levitheanarchist3203
      @levitheanarchist3203 2 місяці тому +37

      The music playing while it zoomed in 😂

    • @junoantaresofficial
      @junoantaresofficial 2 місяці тому +14

      I was cackling at his complete confusion lol!

    • @kademelien9363
      @kademelien9363 2 місяці тому +17

      As I saw the text and the plain "Wyll" my mind went straight to Baldurs Gate. Daniel not knowing, getting confused with the theme music was brilliant and made my day

    • @Iaresnoutube
      @Iaresnoutube 2 місяці тому +8

      I never seen the abbreviation Wyll before and I’m an avid bg3 player so this was a treat

  • @GenieMaylis
    @GenieMaylis 2 місяці тому +514

    I've never seen "Wyll" in any context other than referring to the Baldur's Gate 3 character, so I was very confused for a second what Wyll had to do with anything, and then when his pictures showed up in the search I lost it! 🤣

    • @orphanobliterator9373
      @orphanobliterator9373 2 місяці тому +8

      Honestly same😂 I was so taken aback 🤣

    • @orphanobliterator9373
      @orphanobliterator9373 2 місяці тому +1

      Honestly same😂 I was so taken aback 🤣

    • @elizathegamer413
      @elizathegamer413 2 місяці тому +10

      SAME LMAO i was like wyll???? wtf why would that be ur opener

    • @terryenby2304
      @terryenby2304 2 місяці тому +1

      ditto!

    • @TacoBelle100
      @TacoBelle100 2 місяці тому +7

      😆 The BG3 brainrot is real. That was my first thought, too.

  • @nikispade1350
    @nikispade1350 2 місяці тому +117

    " I find that very unprofessional " This person's response was very demure, very mindful.

  • @LizBizBean
    @LizBizBean 2 місяці тому +164

    Im sorry but
    "Dont cry, bb girl, your ass is too fat 😏"
    "My childhood dog is dying 😐"
    Is sooooo funny 😭

  • @KBShinn
    @KBShinn 2 місяці тому +417

    When I was in college, my parents waited a month to tell me my dog had been hit by a truck and died. Their reasoning: they didn't want my sadness over her death to interfere with my studies. But they didn't anticipate having to deal with my anger over not being told sooner. 🤷‍♀️

    • @meliss1123
      @meliss1123 2 місяці тому +42

      I'm so sorry for your loss :(

    • @Radio_ink114
      @Radio_ink114 2 місяці тому +36

      Stupid logic

    • @twincesseszeigler4366
      @twincesseszeigler4366 2 місяці тому +12

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @L1239-z8l
      @L1239-z8l 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Radio_ink114not really seems like valid reasons

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg 2 місяці тому +2

      that sucks...
      How'd the test go though?

  • @lenagalaxies
    @lenagalaxies 2 місяці тому +252

    I think her being flattered was not literal, but rather, "it's so funny that someone is loosing their sleep over me at 1am". It's kind of like when you fall out with a friend and they're still stalking your social years later (happened to a friend), and so you're like "damn, you're weird but I guess I'm flattered that someone's still this obsessed with me?", so again, not flattered like when you get a compliment, but rather finding it odd and funny.

    • @llynxfyremusic
      @llynxfyremusic 2 місяці тому +24

      Yeah. I know this myself. Someone I was close friends with and had a short romantic relationship with held an obvious grudge against me for months after we dropped contact with each other (still had some contact via shared friend group.) He sincerely believed that me breaking up with him was the catalyst for his mental health issues worsening. It's a very conflicting set of feelings knowing that you live rent free in someone else's head. On the one hand they clearly care for you a lot in some form but obviously it isn't healthy and they don't respect you.

    • @wolfgirl2593
      @wolfgirl2593 2 місяці тому +16

      This is actively happening to me. He left me for someone else in 2020 after a month together. I wasn't to attached at that point and moved on. To this day he makes fake account of me or tells ppl I'm pregnant. I just find it entertaining as it barely affects me, happens every few months and is alot more effort on his side. I guess perspective is key in these situations

  • @bigfarmuh
    @bigfarmuh 2 місяці тому +103

    "i play piano when im comfortable. That made my career" Wise words from a wise fella

  • @Kasey_Taylor
    @Kasey_Taylor 2 місяці тому +169

    Okay the fatso comment made me laugh really hard. I’m a plus sized woman and if any of my close friends or family members said that to me I’d probably die of laughter

    • @ruthielalastor2209
      @ruthielalastor2209 2 місяці тому +28

      I feel ya. The fatso conversation sounds like chill friends and I wish that on everyone. ✨✨✨

    • @tibowmew
      @tibowmew 2 місяці тому +4

      Same. It was hilarious XD

    • @srinblmlmlke
      @srinblmlmlke Місяць тому +6

      still not something you wanna go around saying blindly

    • @catdownthestreet
      @catdownthestreet Місяць тому +5

      ​@@srinblmlmlke very true, know your audience

    • @LaurenJD
      @LaurenJD Місяць тому +3

      Same. I think it being so unexpected makes it funnier. Just the jump from 'I've gained a bit of weight' to the response that's like 'yes you're enormous, please attend' 😂

  • @eleniel917
    @eleniel917 2 місяці тому +94

    Didn't imagine "wyll" was an acronym and I would probably answer "who's Wyll?"

    • @shadamyandsonamylover
      @shadamyandsonamylover 2 місяці тому +4

      I’m pretty shocked Daniel knew what it meant lol but maybe I shouldn’t have been

  • @QuikVidGuy
    @QuikVidGuy 2 місяці тому +89

    That lawnmower is absolutely yelling at his phone trying to get STT to stop

    • @pogpurin
      @pogpurin 2 місяці тому +15

      Oh my god, that makes so much sense
      I feel so bad for that guy now lmao but he didn’t give the poor guys ANY context

    • @TheBluestflamingos
      @TheBluestflamingos 2 місяці тому +27

      Probably the case, but lawn guy really didn't to a good job of defending himself.
      "So sorry. Voice to text got stuck on, and I was cussing it out. Didn't mean to send it to you"

  • @KiyzuTheShapeshifter
    @KiyzuTheShapeshifter 2 місяці тому +140

    WHAT IF, INSTEAD OF ONE SURPRISE MICROPHONE, HE HAD TWO? *Insert Nuclear Bomb GIF* 😮😮😮

    • @TheJustinator
      @TheJustinator 2 місяці тому +5

      DOUBLE SURPRISE MICROPHONE!
      …(nuclear bomb crashes into room)

  • @martiniquejunebug2284
    @martiniquejunebug2284 2 місяці тому +50

    As someone with borderline, someone telling me I'm batshit crazy (at the point I'm at now, where I've accepted it) would make me laugh my fucking head off. A therapist doing it after a fresh diagnosis would make me have a breakdown and find a new therapist tho..

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen Місяць тому +5

      A therapist saying that at any point would make me find a new therapist, no actual therapist would say that

    • @mellessin1191
      @mellessin1191 11 днів тому

      daniel focusing on the message count as proof of craziness had me rolling

  • @natashaunfiltered
    @natashaunfiltered 2 місяці тому +64

    I got told I had cancer over the phone. Told my mom to come over early and I wouldn't tell her why I was upset over the phone because that's just wrong. She was heart broken because I was 23 and she was 35 when she was diagnosed. This was 2020 so of course things took place over the phone a lot. I went same day to see my dad and siblings and tell them as well. They joked, thought I was pregnant. Said no, to sit because it was more serious. They told me to say I was kidding and that I was pregnant because that would make more sense. That was the only time I ever cried about it. I've been numb to it since. Even when they told me it spread and I needed another surgery. Or when they discovered that second surgery caused permanent nerve damage and damage to my arm.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Місяць тому +8

      I hope you're doing okay now (relatively) in spite of it. I lost my own uncle to cancer a couple years ago and he had to go through so much including removing part of his organs and I hope things are getting better for you, or at least, less painful

  • @DaughterofAthena1011
    @DaughterofAthena1011 2 місяці тому +183

    The surprise microphone gets me every time lol. 😂

  • @isabellaalexandra7943
    @isabellaalexandra7943 Місяць тому +12

    "I play piano when I'm uncomfortable and that has made my career." 5:32
    Art in a statement right there lol

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Місяць тому

      Oh, absolutely. Doing creative/hobby stuff when you feel rotten in order to calm yourself down, is the sh!t. Just last night I was building stuff in the Sims 4 because I was feeling anxious. Sometimes I knit. It's awesome.

  • @Ann-Abel
    @Ann-Abel 2 місяці тому +35

    God I’m so happy Wyll was searched up. I knew it was coming and it just made it so much funnier

    • @thejettiestcat
      @thejettiestcat 2 місяці тому +7

      Yes omg I was waiting for Wyll Ravengard that whole segment 😂

  • @An_even_fuller_sun
    @An_even_fuller_sun 2 місяці тому +34

    1st story reminded me of my grandmother. She does this thing were she will call you and ask if you remember some random person you met like once as a kid and when you say no she'll jog your memory and make you remember them. Then now that you have unlocked some precious childhood memory of this person and are wondering how they are doing she tells you they are dead. She does this all the time. She once made my mom remember a guy that gave her a penny at church like 40 years ago when she was a kid just to tell her he died.

  • @TheAnnoyingJerk
    @TheAnnoyingJerk 2 місяці тому +45

    Ah, so Daniel is into experimenting... uh, let me go and get something from my basement. Don't worry, it's not what you think. It's a chemistry set.

  • @SnowyOwl369
    @SnowyOwl369 2 місяці тому +46

    6:45 LOVE the baldurs gate music.

    • @LadyWervyn
      @LadyWervyn 2 місяці тому +5

      The unexpected Wyll was so good, I had to pause the video it was so unexpected!

  • @iulia.bianca.b
    @iulia.bianca.b 2 місяці тому +13

    17:15 Congrats Daniel, you just discovered the great philosopher, Epicurus 😅 He once said "Do everything like someone is gazing at you"

  • @TheHignoria
    @TheHignoria 2 місяці тому +47

    Daniel.. your sister is like 9% correct. There is a tube going from your throat to your ears. You can not breathe through it, but she is onto something. If it was any bigger maybe she could. I learned about this tube the hard way - choking on water and finding it leaking out of my ear.

    • @ruthielalastor2209
      @ruthielalastor2209 2 місяці тому +6

      I love that 9%. 😂

    • @betheguy_posts
      @betheguy_posts 2 місяці тому +3

      This is how the "pinch your nose, close your mouth, and push a breath out to pop your ears," trick is able to work. Great for swimmers 👍

    • @TheHignoria
      @TheHignoria 2 місяці тому

      @betheguy_posts that's also how you get an aneurism. I can pop them open without and use of nose pinching or force, I just move that little bone or muscle or whatever it is in the inner ear by opening your jaw a little and channel the pressure to bypass your mouth. Clicks right open every time.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@TheHignoriapersonally swallowing works for me. also it's kinda weird to leak water out of your ears considering the reason that you can't breath through your ears is because it's sealed off by the ear drum. people actually have managed to breath through their ears by puncturing a hole in their eardrum. I would get your ears checked in case to make sure that's all good and sealed and not damaged

  • @yukilullabi
    @yukilullabi Місяць тому +6

    Last year, around this time, my father called me (which is a rare occasion so I picked up immediately) and he told me he had cancer. I was balling my eyes out almost the entire call and he was LAUGHINGGG and telling me he’d be ok. He’s always been really bad with emotions though so it wasn’t too much of a shock. He’s still recovering from the chemo but his doctors have said they don’t see any more cancer cells! He isn’t officially out of the woods yet but we are happy to see him recovering well. They just have a few more tests to do just to make sure.

  • @kayliedawn4596
    @kayliedawn4596 2 місяці тому +152

    My mom got a full fucking hysterectomy and didn't tell me until SIX MONTHS LATER

    • @FitzyyLives
      @FitzyyLives 2 місяці тому +13

      Oh by the way....

    • @samanthahartley6841
      @samanthahartley6841 2 місяці тому +37

      My dad called me after surgery once and said “oh I just had a stint put in”….. so, you had a heart attack!? Ok Dad, cool 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 місяці тому

      To be fair, her reproductive system is her business.. It wouldn't even occur to me to tell any of my kids if I had a hysterectomy

    • @AspienWaifu
      @AspienWaifu 2 місяці тому +9

      This is probably going to be me when my son is older, I’ve felt like a burden and a bother since I was a baby though and so I tend to just assume no one wants to hear about my issues, medical or otherwise - I will definitely work on this while he’s still young, because I would imagine that really hurt for you to find out so much later :( I wouldn’t want him feeling so blindsided, that sucks

    • @antine1279
      @antine1279 Місяць тому

      I swear, parents sometimes... Wtf???

  • @TVHorrorArt
    @TVHorrorArt 2 місяці тому +61

    Cramping really had right now, and to say I needed this video right now is an understatement; thank you Daniel 😭❤

    • @Itmedontask
      @Itmedontask 2 місяці тому +2

      I love watching commentary when im cramping lol. Feel better soon

    • @TVHorrorArt
      @TVHorrorArt 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Itmedontask you get it 😭🫶🏻 thank you so much!!

    • @Itmedontask
      @Itmedontask 2 місяці тому

      @@TVHorrorArt yeah ofc !!

  • @catastrophicjones
    @catastrophicjones 2 місяці тому +4

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE SURPRISE MICROPHONE INQUISITION

  • @crowbirdy
    @crowbirdy 2 місяці тому +63

    The word rizz is slang for charisma! It's often used in the context of filrting. Like you rizz someone up means you were charismatic and charmed them with your filrting/ good vibes

    • @shiina29
      @shiina29 2 місяці тому +13

      We know, but wish we didn’t.

    • @ScorpionTamer
      @ScorpionTamer 2 місяці тому +7

      Yes, but what does Ohio Rizz mean? We all know Charisma was Ohio's dump stat.

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 2 місяці тому +3

      and the idea that charisma is synonymous with attractiveness in any way is a misunderstanding that frustrates me eternally...

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@ScorpionTamerso you know how people make such constant jokes about florida that florida has kinda become a buzzword for crazy? it's similar to that. ohio is such Bad Vibes it's now a nonsense word amongst the youth. it's kinda like that "you're going to brazil" meme that got popular last year. so it doesn't actually mean anything, it's just a funny word to slap onto another funny word. "skibidi" is the same, it's just a nonsense funny word

    • @euryid8920
      @euryid8920 Місяць тому

      ​@@shiina29honestly I dont get this sentiment. Gen alpha is just as weird as previous generations. Weirds me out when people get offended over teenagers and kids being teenagers and kids.

  • @ysodora8030
    @ysodora8030 2 місяці тому +51

    The lawnmower guy probably had a friend of his prank him by switching out coming words or phrases with swears in the auto replacement menu in his phones settings.

    • @devilsdeckofcards
      @devilsdeckofcards 2 місяці тому +9

      hope he changed friends cus that will lose him a lot of jobs and relationships

  • @JackMedi775
    @JackMedi775 2 місяці тому +22

    I am always confused and amused on this channel

  • @ruiiur2694
    @ruiiur2694 2 місяці тому +25

    My dog I grew up with died a couple weeks ago. It was horrible because I loved him very much. He was the nicest sweetest dog in the world. It was very random and unexpected and even though he died peacefully it feels like he was ripped out of our hands. It was a very horrible week and one of the worst days of my life. Tucker if you’re in heaven, I love you very much and I’m so glad you were a part of my life. Rest in peace. ❤❤

  • @AspienWaifu
    @AspienWaifu 2 місяці тому +10

    3:59 okay but my own son is 13 and this is how we talk to each other sometimes 🤣

    • @1ts_me_M
      @1ts_me_M Місяць тому +2

      I honestly find it hilarious rather than cringe. You’re just having a laugh and thats so cute!!

  • @shadamyandsonamylover
    @shadamyandsonamylover 2 місяці тому +7

    My sister was a 2010s baby and she is ADAMANT she is late gen z. She calls herself a Zalpha but refuses to be a gen alpha 😂

    • @robinchesterfield42
      @robinchesterfield42 Місяць тому +1

      Zalpha! That's a new combo/borderline Gen name I haven't heard before! We already have Xennial and Zennial, which confusingly sound just like each other when said aloud, now we've got Zalpha.
      Well at least you can tell what that one is from how it's pronounced. :P

    • @shadamyandsonamylover
      @shadamyandsonamylover Місяць тому

      @ I’m a late Gen millennial and am so proud of it 😂 it’s so funny to me that people like to be in the in between phases. I should probably be a Zellennial but I like my millennial status haha

  • @TrueBornLeak
    @TrueBornLeak 2 місяці тому +9

    I love the chaotic/lawful grandmother

  • @sneekysnek7517
    @sneekysnek7517 2 місяці тому +8

    I said surprise microphone in sync with Daniel
    My life is complete

  • @gristleboi3205
    @gristleboi3205 2 місяці тому +6

    Hey Daniel (and anyone reading), preemptive consolation for losing your fur babies even though they are still alive and well: I lost my cat to a tumor a little over a year and a half ago and in the months leading up when he was getting sick I really couldn't picture living without him. After we put him down I cried for two days straight (which I allowed myself to do freely) until the 3rd day when I physically couldn't cry anymore. I loved him so much and I was really worried that I wouldn't be able to move on.
    Fast forward to the present... I'm still here. Every few months I'll cry over him again, but I'm doing much better now than in those early days. So yeah, when things like that happen, cry it out. Be sad. But also realize that your life isn't over. You will get better... not fixed, but better.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Місяць тому

      I lost my cat over a year ago. it was really hard because I didn't even see it coming, no health issues, though she was old, and she just... passed. I was with her one moment, and she left the room for about 20 minutes. I went over to see her laying by the door and went to pet her and she was cold, still, her mouth foaming. and I just lost it and went hysterical.
      it's over a year later and we have two new cats, not as a replacement because we could never replace her, but because cats help you by being bundles of joy and light up the house and I couldn't imagine living without them. it gets better

    • @gristleboi3205
      @gristleboi3205 Місяць тому +1

      @@sambradley9091 Dang sorry bro. At least I kind of knew what was coming, that must've sucked to have no warning. But that is nice that you got some new ones to brighten your life; like you said they will never replace but I imagine it helps.

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 Місяць тому

      @@gristleboi3205 I love them with all my life. my old cat favored my dad for sure, but one of our new cats, our grey tabby, favors me a lot and there's just something wonderful about being a cat's favorite

  • @franz9850
    @franz9850 2 місяці тому +9

    BABAHAHA WHEN WYLL POPPED UP ON THE SCREEN I CACKLED

  • @TheJustinator
    @TheJustinator 2 місяці тому +15

    5:23 Everyone rise for our national anthem

    • @niamhythedegen
      @niamhythedegen 2 місяці тому +2

      It's Britney, bish

    • @tim0735
      @tim0735 2 місяці тому +2

      The only version worth rising for

    • @Duqustar
      @Duqustar 2 місяці тому +1

      I heard that omg

  • @QueenPrism
    @QueenPrism 2 місяці тому +8

    i can't believe i didn't even realize people were sending me an acronym when they were sending wyll lmao

  • @sammiller8725
    @sammiller8725 2 місяці тому +4

    I lost it from 5:45-6:15, that was a freaking trip and I cackled

  • @KnightTimes
    @KnightTimes 2 місяці тому +3

    17:00 - bro inadvertently references Hebrews 13:2: "Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares."

  • @sinSARAHty
    @sinSARAHty 2 місяці тому +4

    19:59
    No way! My childhood dog, Laddie, was also a sheltie! I love that breed ☺️ They're beautiful and so smart.
    We adopted Laddie on Halloween when I was 11 years old. He died a few days after his 12th birthday. Although I was distraught, I had been worried for some time that he would pass away while I was away at college, and the silver lining is that, though it happened suddenly and unexpectedly, he passed away while I was home visiting. I still love and miss him. Here's to all the childhood dogs that are dearly missed around the world 💙

  • @bigfarmuh
    @bigfarmuh 2 місяці тому +8

    Daniel we need a studio tour it looks so comfy

  • @eeveequeen15
    @eeveequeen15 2 місяці тому +4

    21:38 that text is either from a sibling or a best friend lmao

  • @shischenkredemption8002
    @shischenkredemption8002 2 місяці тому +1

    Anything like this or the AITA, I wait impatiently for this kind of content. I enjoy them from you in particular so much. You are entertaining but not too over the top, fair in your judgment, and not too over-careful, and I just really enjoy your overall delivery and way of speaking. Please keep them coming, sir. I, for one, appreciate you. 😁

  • @reggo_309
    @reggo_309 2 місяці тому +5

    5:15 these 10 seconds don't even need to be taken out of context to make no sense

  • @CiphersVII
    @CiphersVII 2 місяці тому +11

    24:20 william osman jumpscare

  • @peninak3610
    @peninak3610 Місяць тому +1

    16:50 that's what living with faith and connection to god is ✡️
    You literally described god observing you in every moment with loving eyes and grace

  • @TheAndie130
    @TheAndie130 2 місяці тому +3

    The person putting lol at the end of every sentence, I used to do that. I also say "lol" out loud in conversation, and not "L O L" separately, I mean "lol" as if it's a word. Lol. 😂

  • @heppahullu
    @heppahullu 2 місяці тому +2

    I was not ready for those air kisses at the end! Used to do those at the end of phone calls with my mom when I was little. Thanks Daniel

  • @JAB_the_Tab
    @JAB_the_Tab 2 місяці тому +4

    one of the smoothest surprise microphones i've ever seen

  • @SpookySoulGeek
    @SpookySoulGeek 2 місяці тому +2

    i love watching/listening to these, ty Daniel

  • @cory_and_co
    @cory_and_co 2 місяці тому +5

    that surprise microphone was so clean, I had to rewatch to see where it came from-

  • @pinecous2910
    @pinecous2910 2 місяці тому +9

    One day the r/text will be a surprise microphone.

  • @vincenttrigg4521
    @vincenttrigg4521 Місяць тому

    1:48
    Thanks for the laugh, caught me more off guard than it should have

  • @charleslundy7545
    @charleslundy7545 2 місяці тому +1

    My mom and grandma both say "Can I talk to you about something, I'm going ask you something, i need to talk to you". It's not necessarily even something thats a big deal. They just say it before something they are nervous about I guess. Its so frustrating, like please just say what ever without the preamble. But i love my family, I'm glad they are here.

  • @Ki-KisWorld
    @Ki-KisWorld 2 місяці тому +12

    since you’ve done surprise mic and surprise camera, you should do surprise video😅

  • @joanng5204
    @joanng5204 2 місяці тому +2

    My mother called one day because she "just wanted you to know that Daddy is okay." Neither of our parents had bothered to mention that he was having an outpatient surgery so I had no frame of reference for that. Old people!

  • @michelletalnagi4281
    @michelletalnagi4281 2 місяці тому +6

    In regards to the flattered someone is thinking of her at 1am lady, did anyone else get this vibe or am I reading between the lines too much? I thought she sounded depressed and low key meant something more like "its nice to know that someone is thinking about me at 1am cuz I want to know someone is thinking of me". She sounded like shes deeply struggling mentally but wants to come across like shes over the things her ex did, more than she actually is. I think she intentionally added that line, in hopes that she was portraying herself differently than how she actually feels.

  • @Trsh-nq8pp
    @Trsh-nq8pp Місяць тому +4

    1:43 i feel so seen

  • @anastasiapurl2223
    @anastasiapurl2223 2 місяці тому +5

    9:00 sounds like he's texting his boyfriend

  • @wyatthervey2005
    @wyatthervey2005 2 місяці тому +3

    16:52 Daniel's long-winded way of saying he has integrity

  • @rachelhall4808
    @rachelhall4808 2 місяці тому +2

    “I’m observed” has become my favorite.

  • @Yatoroonie
    @Yatoroonie 2 місяці тому +5

    6:10 joker 3 gonna go crazy

  • @ALemonGremlin
    @ALemonGremlin 2 місяці тому +2

    Oh my goodness gracious, I have never in my life heard someone say they behave like they are being observed like that before! It makes me feel so much better, because I have lived like that since I was a very small child ToT
    No matter what I just always act like someone might be watching me, whether it's futuristic technology, dimensional beings, ghosts, or one of the most persistent thoughts - myself after I die, watching my life (very scary to think about, there will be much cringing).
    I just always live like someone might be watching because *what if they are*

  • @His.Unh0liness
    @His.Unh0liness 2 місяці тому

    I love the “just don’t let me know” to having naked strangers in your house 😆

  • @Snowstorm...
    @Snowstorm... 2 місяці тому +3

    19:39 Holy crap I have a pretty crazy text story I'd like to share that sorta relates to this post. A friend of mine from high school (I haven't seen her since I graduated) texted me out of the blue asking why I stopped talking to her in the second half of our sophomore year of high school. I was confused, cause we did talk after that, just less frequently and it weirded me out how specific the time she mentioned was. Her messages after that came across as weirdly clingy (not the first time either) so I sorta tiptoed around it a bit while trying my best to answer despite having no clue what she was talking about. The last text she sent me was something like "I was just thinking about it a little recently. I was a bit hurt."
    About a month later or something she then follows that text up with "A lot." Unfortunately, she also sent that text at the exact moment my dog died. I assumed she was continuing off her last message and naturally didn't respond cause it creeped me out a little and I was grieving. After a few minutes she frantically said she sent it on accident (Not that she meant to send it to someone else, just that she didn't mean to send it). Not sure how I feel about it, but I now have a somewhat creepy text message from her with the exact date and time that my dog passed away.

  • @QUEERVEEART
    @QUEERVEEART 2 місяці тому +3

    i dont know I DONT KNOW I DON'T KNOW -panic creates music~

  • @emmagrace436
    @emmagrace436 Місяць тому

    love how daniel’s belief system is just integrity, he explained it in the best way tho lmao

  • @ComfyLilith
    @ComfyLilith 2 місяці тому +1

    6:43 I LAUGHTER SO HARD I GOT LIGHTHEADED 😭

  • @eyrune7520
    @eyrune7520 Місяць тому +1

    You spoke about your Sheltie at 20:14 straight after the abusive relationship thing, and I actually had a Sheltie with my abusive ex, I had to leave her behind when I left him as you can't really take dogs on planes without quarantining them for like three months first (and I would never do that to her). I miss her a lot

  • @OliverStarfall
    @OliverStarfall 2 місяці тому +2

    4:19 this is so funny to hear after coming home from a theater production where the actors were talking about all the new terms kids are using. I heard someone say this word for word

  • @bread4108
    @bread4108 2 місяці тому +1

    5:45 THANK YOU! It’s about time

  • @Galactic_Orca
    @Galactic_Orca 2 місяці тому +8

    MICROPHONE 🎤🎤🎤

  • @john_d_john13
    @john_d_john13 2 місяці тому

    I've been loving the podcasts. Please keep on doing them

  • @Adreitz7
    @Adreitz7 Місяць тому

    5:22 Daniel suddenly veering toward Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner, but completely failing got me!

  • @BasicDoesthings
    @BasicDoesthings 2 місяці тому +1

    I love how he will just be joking around, suddenly turn serious, and then come up with the most insight full piece of advice that will help humanity for years to come, and then go back to writing a song out of pure gibberish. :D

  • @kjh1841
    @kjh1841 2 місяці тому +1

    😂😂 Naked light installation is my life purpose!

  • @auroraharmony2807
    @auroraharmony2807 2 місяці тому +2

    To try and reword Daniel's joke: "He goes to bakeries a lot... he likes to get bread/bred."

  • @NicoleRamos-t1h
    @NicoleRamos-t1h 17 днів тому

    I know I’m late to the comment game but “amused and confused” would be such a funny merch idea. Maybe even with a guy on a lawnmower. So wild and only we would understand😂😂

  • @Retro_Red
    @Retro_Red Місяць тому

    "I play piano when I'm uncomfortable."
    "But you always play piano."
    "And that has made my career."

  • @roseivy5956
    @roseivy5956 2 місяці тому +1

    A few years ago my brother called me out of the blue and said "hey, I just wanted to let you know Dad had a heart attack." I said "oh my god" and sat there in shock for a few moments, and my brother responded with "yup, just wanted to let you know" and then hung up. He didn't pick up the phone when I called back asking for supplementary info, and my dad obviously couldn't answer his phone, so I just sat there with no idea what was going on. My dad turned out to be fine after a trip to the hospital, so it's funny now, but at the time I was pretty concerned lol. My brother has always been a man of few words

  • @julakenley7787
    @julakenley7787 2 місяці тому +1

    If I haven't caused people to feel "confused, but amused" when I leave them, I consider the entire conversation to have been a complete failure.

  • @charlie-hart
    @charlie-hart 2 місяці тому +9

    lmao imagine contacting others

    • @charlie-hart
      @charlie-hart 2 місяці тому +1

      IMAGINE BEING SKILLED AT SPEAKING WITH OTHERS...

    • @kemmli
      @kemmli 2 місяці тому +1

      Imagine being observed 😬

  • @martibee8984
    @martibee8984 2 місяці тому +1

    I think this is my favorite episode. So far at least. I lmao'd a lot. Especially on the seahorse one.

  • @henrysanecdotes5323
    @henrysanecdotes5323 2 місяці тому +3

    That surprise microphone was SMOOTH

  • @MaxBrooks-yx3ye
    @MaxBrooks-yx3ye 2 місяці тому +5

    Less than five minutes ago, I need to spend less time online

  • @arianavail
    @arianavail 2 місяці тому +2

    Surprise microphone is my favorite - I still miss the scream though 🥲

  • @abridgedxobsessed
    @abridgedxobsessed 2 місяці тому +1

    The lawnmower guy got a bad case of text tourettes

  • @rainbowbaldwin
    @rainbowbaldwin Місяць тому

    thank you Daniel, for standing for the boys who wanna be bred
    *salutes*

  • @DrewsterRooster37
    @DrewsterRooster37 Місяць тому

    "Grandpa, why do you have fifteen microphones?"
    "Well Timmy, it's because, THERE'S ACTUALLY SEVENTEEN!"

  • @willowthewisperer
    @willowthewisperer Місяць тому

    "...I still behave as if I'm being observed right now..."
    😂
    This is a reflection on me, not you, but when I heard this, all I thought was 'play the new Stalker theme, because this Exhibitionist is here for it.' Lmao

  • @azulolympia
    @azulolympia 2 місяці тому

    ‘my sister convinced me she could breathe through her ears….and i didn’t question it until just now’ oh my god i am dead

  • @Salem-pg6eh
    @Salem-pg6eh 2 місяці тому +4

    16:50 You invented religion again!

  • @jadyn9982
    @jadyn9982 2 місяці тому +1

    daniels philosophy of making decisions as if hes being observed is just religion with omnipotent gods lmao

  • @Nocturne_Waltz
    @Nocturne_Waltz 2 місяці тому +3

    I think the wedding/weight thing can come from early 2000's reality shows. Like so many shows had a bride not wanting family or friends to ruin a wedding with their weight gain, hair, tattoos, pregnancy's, cancer and all kinds of pointless stuff. So we can get it in our heads that that is how it works in the real world. Just my thoughts of course because I never personally thought about it until seeing older shows or reddit stories.

  • @theunknownuser0429
    @theunknownuser0429 2 місяці тому +3

    There will be a video eventually where you dont get me with that damn surprise microphone lmao. 😂😂

  • @AutisticTea
    @AutisticTea 2 місяці тому +1

    Forget surprise microphone, we got surprise warlock in this episode

  • @ryancridge9910
    @ryancridge9910 2 місяці тому +2

    Gen alpha is actually 2013 to 2025

  • @steve_cat5504
    @steve_cat5504 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for fighting for my rights :3