HUSBAND TAKES 1 TOO MANY STEPS

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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  • @PattymayoTv
    @PattymayoTv  5 років тому +7413

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  • @itzjayliv3159
    @itzjayliv3159 5 років тому +285

    Them making fun of her accuracy was the funniest shit to me 😂😂😂

  • @ianjbanks3528
    @ianjbanks3528 4 роки тому +1514

    Patty: Don't take another step
    Guy: **Takes a step**
    Patty:
    *So you've chosen death*

    • @benferrara2557
      @benferrara2557 4 роки тому +11

      Ian J Banks you mean I am going to end this man’s whole career

    • @owesommer8910
      @owesommer8910 4 роки тому +1

      I love this

    • @kaizoku3669
      @kaizoku3669 4 роки тому +7

      Patty: listen here you little shi-

    • @darthmaul2580
      @darthmaul2580 4 роки тому +1

      Ian J Banks timestamp?

    • @america692
      @america692 4 роки тому +3

      @@benferrara2557 No that doesn't fit

  • @glitterrave453
    @glitterrave453 5 років тому +456

    "My main concern was getting you out"
    I love their relationship

    • @elpaljj
      @elpaljj 5 років тому +2

      glitter rave fr that’s some real sht

    • @omnipotentpotato6939
      @omnipotentpotato6939 5 років тому +3

      I'd resist for the content

    • @Just_Jupiterlol
      @Just_Jupiterlol 5 років тому +3

      *beautiful bromancy*

    • @user67144
      @user67144 5 років тому +1

      fr

    • @jor6yn
      @jor6yn 5 років тому +1

      glitter rave right🤞🏾🤞🏼

  • @Julesp573
    @Julesp573 8 місяців тому +977

    Anyone watching this in 2024 😂❤

  • @adiel5763
    @adiel5763 5 років тому +1751

    20:57
    Girl: *Throwing wood pieces*
    Every other team: *Tasing her*
    Patty and D: *Roasting her*
    *BEST TEAM EVER*

    • @ehsanhosein6773
      @ehsanhosein6773 5 років тому +12

      Hahahahaha😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😀😂😁😀☺😅

    • @wolfygacha2121
      @wolfygacha2121 5 років тому +7

      Ikr

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 5 років тому +6

      *pieces

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 5 років тому +9

      * *Clocks one straight in his face* *
      Sarah: Who's laughing now fucker?! 😂

    • @StephJ0seph
      @StephJ0seph 5 років тому

      @Villie Danielsson 7 Påarps skola edited
      You're welcome Adiel Barazi!

  • @bigpoe3697
    @bigpoe3697 4 роки тому +726

    “Don’t take another step”
    **takes step**
    **gets tased**
    Criminal: aw, man I didn’t know that was gonna happen

    • @blackstarwebster8810
      @blackstarwebster8810 4 роки тому +3

      What a dumb ass he is huh, though nothin is gonna happen to him

    • @MsBridgetO
      @MsBridgetO 4 роки тому +1

      That’s so true😒👌

    • @drummajor9522
      @drummajor9522 4 роки тому

      How you know he’s a criminal? They’re not police

    • @lukavujosevic8774
      @lukavujosevic8774 4 роки тому

      A man it only happens to stupid criminals like him

    • @phillipsmith4013
      @phillipsmith4013 4 роки тому

      So true. What an idiot!

  • @marcusbelanger3489
    @marcusbelanger3489 4 роки тому +358

    I died when the husband ran off yelling “RUN SARAH RUN!!!”😂 so cute

  • @user-tq1bs2fj9h
    @user-tq1bs2fj9h 8 місяців тому +19

    Pat: “Sarah I see your hair.” “Well now you’re definitely going to jail because you hit me with a FN piece of wood and you’re pissing me off!”
    Me: lmao

  • @thejizzpigeon3385
    @thejizzpigeon3385 5 років тому +592

    His face when you tased him was priceless. A mix of pain and constipation😂

    • @Master-is5dn
      @Master-is5dn 5 років тому +2

      the jizzpigeon and acting this is all made up

    • @janelmartin6184
      @janelmartin6184 5 років тому

      Pain

    • @griz2998
      @griz2998 5 років тому +1

      the jizzpigeon I legit thought he shit himself😂

    • @EE-eh5fc
      @EE-eh5fc 5 років тому +1

      the jizzpigeon and a mix of regret xD

    • @vanessacibrian4479
      @vanessacibrian4479 5 років тому

      the jizzpigeon haha

  • @evelynvalenciayt
    @evelynvalenciayt 3 роки тому +140

    I love how the mum or grandma was so calm and just worked with the people. She is definitely probably the calmest person/parent I have seen.

    • @johnnguru5871
      @johnnguru5871 Рік тому

      I love 💕

    • @User1-b4y
      @User1-b4y Рік тому

      fr she was chill about everything maybe cause she is old or something

  • @johnny6385
    @johnny6385 4 роки тому +2802

    damn i'm addicted too this show ,it's extreme HIDE and SEEK lol

    • @paigeleister7508
      @paigeleister7508 4 роки тому +35

      I was just gonna say that they used to have a show like that were they would call you randomly or show up in public and be like "RUN" and you run from the FBI and it's a big game. You see hownling you can last. He should do something like that.

    • @hiitsmy1281
      @hiitsmy1281 4 роки тому +1

      Geez

    • @miguelvazquez3014
      @miguelvazquez3014 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah but the game has tazers and guns and cuffs lol😂😂😂

    • @paulmcgee7725
      @paulmcgee7725 4 роки тому

      Fr

    • @Agent_Pasta
      @Agent_Pasta 4 роки тому +1

      johnny if patty was after someone that was my friend *dont worry I don’t have any criminal friends*
      I would just think YAY HIDE AND SEEK

  • @madeinjapan6888
    @madeinjapan6888 5 місяців тому +25

    I really respect the talk of this partner of yours Mr Patty. He is very effective. Both great , thank you.

  • @r.lorenzo2937
    @r.lorenzo2937 3 роки тому +964

    The mother was staring at them like “yeah tase his sass”🤣

  • @jaredblack6419
    @jaredblack6419 4 роки тому +256

    Can you imagine getting arrested then the cop being like “alright that’s all for today I will see you guys next time”

  • @willevents5305
    @willevents5305 5 років тому +423

    How to solve all your problems
    1. Taser
    2. Flashbangs
    3. Gun
    4. Enjoy 🤣

    • @Jay03x
      @Jay03x 5 років тому +6

      I feel like this is a school shooting plot

    • @willevents5305
      @willevents5305 5 років тому +2

      Jay 🤣🤣🤣

    • @caseygmg9597
      @caseygmg9597 5 років тому +1

    • @Mag-ls2zs
      @Mag-ls2zs 5 років тому

      This is the stupid American way.

    • @mayomonster4663
      @mayomonster4663 5 років тому

      Creator _5 don’t forget the tear gas. 😅

  • @OurbelovedwarcrimecommiterGort
    @OurbelovedwarcrimecommiterGort Місяць тому +3

    Bro was so confident “don’t take another step” -takes step- -gets tazed- then complies

  • @ducktone2.039
    @ducktone2.039 4 роки тому +3024

    Not gonna lie, when the dude got tased he looked like a dolphin leaping out of the water

    • @TGRBinkster
      @TGRBinkster 4 роки тому +65

      Dude I could not stop laughing at your comment. Spot on. 😆😆

    • @laziertrickshots155
      @laziertrickshots155 4 роки тому +11

      Yup

    • @blade6827
      @blade6827 4 роки тому +17

      DuckTone 2.0 you made my day

    • @andrewtheduk
      @andrewtheduk 4 роки тому +11

      I thought it looked like a kermit dive

    • @idontcare936
      @idontcare936 4 роки тому +10

      oh my god I dead of laughter from this

  • @mandershoney
    @mandershoney 5 років тому +1827

    This is how many times he said”STOP.”
    👇🏻. Thank you for the likes ya’ll!....god bless you!, yeah He said stop like 10,000,000 times.

    • @clarke2287
      @clarke2287 5 років тому +5

      The girl went 2 for 22

    • @disyogurl1795
      @disyogurl1795 5 років тому +2

      Let’s add urgis... another 1.3b likes

    • @samdesmond7619
      @samdesmond7619 5 років тому +2

      20000000000000000000000000

    • @mandershoney
      @mandershoney 5 років тому +1

      Sam Desmond heh! Yeah.

    • @mandershoney
      @mandershoney 5 років тому

      Kaisen Weiler -_- Do you want me to redo it?

  • @lexibiby4762
    @lexibiby4762 5 років тому +1429

    Patty: Don't take another step!
    *Takes Another Step*
    *Tazes him*
    Patty: Told ya!

    • @karenfregoso3883
      @karenfregoso3883 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @philgreen736
      @philgreen736 5 років тому +14

      What if he had stepped backwards? Reverse psychology... Told not to step forward, would backwards have worked??

    • @lzm8179
      @lzm8179 5 років тому +2

      He had an LSU hat on. Rn im ashamed that i go for the same team.

    • @Jaylabae-mi8su
      @Jaylabae-mi8su 5 років тому +1

      his face when he got tazed

    • @HyperFire
      @HyperFire 5 років тому

      Actually it’s “Like I said” not “Told ya”

  • @gspot5682
    @gspot5682 Місяць тому +2

    “That’s a lot of paper work we don’t wanna do that” 😂😂😂

  • @daynecee683
    @daynecee683 5 років тому +670

    Patty: don’t take another step. *is holding a taser at him*
    Guy: *takes another step*
    Patty:*tases him*
    Guy:*surprised pikachu*

    • @runes5407
      @runes5407 5 років тому +3

      I forgot Movies are overly dramatic and they don't go ~~~~ when they get tased but they just tense up and go /

    • @bloxygamer6781
      @bloxygamer6781 5 років тому +1

      YESSSSS

    • @pizzatime2867
      @pizzatime2867 5 років тому +3

      Oh my god he really tased me holy heck

    • @386_RoyJ
      @386_RoyJ 5 років тому +3

      Holy crap Patty tased me I’m just gonna tense up and fall over

    • @yankee2196
      @yankee2196 5 років тому +2

      Kinda looks like possum playing dead

  • @monkeyonlyfans4889
    @monkeyonlyfans4889 5 років тому +376

    When he got tased that was hella funny 😂😭🤣🤣😂😭

    • @midnightthebearfox
      @midnightthebearfox 5 років тому +6

      ELA Sheppard it was like a tranquilizer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @davidnichols1363
      @davidnichols1363 5 років тому +1

      @@midnightthebearfox timber.

    • @Brooke-ey9qv
      @Brooke-ey9qv 5 років тому +1

      Funny?

    • @yungsharkie9693
      @yungsharkie9693 5 років тому +3

      Lmao that was hella funny he literally fell like a rag doll 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😃😃😃🤣🤣

    • @Brooke-ey9qv
      @Brooke-ey9qv 5 років тому +3

      I felt bad..

  • @m4d3l31n3
    @m4d3l31n3 5 років тому +144

    I love how at the end he says everything to the camera right in front of her to piss her off

    • @kinniwright1642
      @kinniwright1642 5 років тому

      The guy that days "partner" is very chill.

    • @awthenicfoster7957
      @awthenicfoster7957 5 років тому

      Dats da same think I wuz thinkin

    • @them4309
      @them4309 5 років тому

      that's because you're a mindless, heartless, twit.

  • @GGgaming12425
    @GGgaming12425 2 місяці тому +9

    Bro this hits so much better in 2024 🤣

  • @pinaplekat7776
    @pinaplekat7776 5 років тому +4248

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    If you don’t pay your bond .
    Patty mayo is coming for you.

    • @smoochy6685
      @smoochy6685 5 років тому +6

      Pinaplekat lol

    • @mattybulak
      @mattybulak 5 років тому +12

      Pinaplekat what’s the bond lol?

    • @lilymartin915
      @lilymartin915 5 років тому +17

      I feel like this should have more a lot more likes than it does

    • @gabbyanderson9066
      @gabbyanderson9066 5 років тому

      Pinaplekat lol

    • @vanbedore9204
      @vanbedore9204 5 років тому +5

      It doesn't ryhme but still funny

  • @connor978
    @connor978 5 років тому +1330

    “Don’t take another step”
    >takes step to act cool
    >gets tased
    I don’t know what he thought would happen

    • @sydney3217
      @sydney3217 5 років тому +25

      My name is Connor, I’m the taser sent by cyberlife. :)

    • @thatoscarguy9965
      @thatoscarguy9965 5 років тому +15

      He thought he’d get away with it but instead got what he deserved.

    • @ronfullerton3162
      @ronfullerton3162 5 років тому +8

      Both of them are people that will push it to the bitter end, and then whine about paying the consequences. Such a sad situation.

    • @huntershero
      @huntershero 5 років тому +3

      Same also Conner is my favorite character in Detroit become human

    • @hanzotakamitzu8452
      @hanzotakamitzu8452 5 років тому +4

      He expected cops to follow the paw and unnecessarily hurt him. But hes just an American. Its still a good country despite trump veing an idiot, please visit!

  • @erendida8987
    @erendida8987 5 років тому +5745

    This is how many steps it took for husband to get tazed
    👇👇👇

    • @gabrielgarcia2717
      @gabrielgarcia2717 5 років тому +23

      I think ur comment is going to blow up in likes! It was a good one

    • @treycoble4331
      @treycoble4331 5 років тому +13

      142? Wow those cops are chiiiiill

    • @slice-o-life
      @slice-o-life 5 років тому +4

      You mean just like the one that was posted before this one?

    • @craigmurtagh2186
      @craigmurtagh2186 5 років тому +4

      211 damn son

    • @coolrobertgaming9076
      @coolrobertgaming9076 5 років тому +8

      He should have listened and not be an idiot

  • @jaydpoisonivy949
    @jaydpoisonivy949 8 місяців тому +24

    Best line ever "you throw like a girl" loving this lol

    • @keensoundguy6637
      @keensoundguy6637 3 місяці тому

      land whale: f yourself.
      PM: Well, I don't want to f you, so I guess that's my only option.

    • @leehunter32
      @leehunter32 Місяць тому

      4579

  • @rmack5936
    @rmack5936 4 роки тому +1189

    Patty: Dont take another step.
    Guy: *takes another step*
    Patty: *Am I a J O K E to you?*

  • @yourlocalweirdo5171
    @yourlocalweirdo5171 5 років тому +366

    When I need to get to sleep but this is good drama 😂

  • @shak4868
    @shak4868 5 років тому +66

    17:18
    When the electro wizard hits your tower in clash royale and you feel it

  • @Thebeanhimself
    @Thebeanhimself 8 місяців тому +114

    Who is watching in 2024 🤡🤡

  • @winz3318
    @winz3318 3 роки тому +828

    sara: I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL also sara: pissing off the people who are trying to keep her out of jail

    • @saitohiraga1905
      @saitohiraga1905 3 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @colorfulalchemy9764
      @colorfulalchemy9764 3 роки тому +20

      i dont know why people act like this, the whole reason they're there is to basically keep her out of jail.

    • @Donut-pi2ti
      @Donut-pi2ti 2 роки тому

      people are stupid

    • @CROWZ_joey
      @CROWZ_joey 2 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @Slushii24
      @Slushii24 2 роки тому

      @@colorfulalchemy9764 idk either these people are just really dumb I guess

  • @Sschickk4life
    @Sschickk4life 5 років тому +439

    (patty) im gonna taze you
    (felon) do it
    (patty) *tazes them*
    (felon) *acts suprised*

    • @dovacraft5772
      @dovacraft5772 5 років тому +16

      (felon) pikachu shocked face

    • @noobroblox8000
      @noobroblox8000 5 років тому +1

      PrM Ghost this comment is stolen ass*ole

    • @caillousbaldheadass7146
      @caillousbaldheadass7146 5 років тому +5

      Dovacraft *surprised pikachu face

    • @williamupton9690
      @williamupton9690 5 років тому +2

      Pppppppppiiiiiiiiikkkkkkaaaaaachhhhhuuuuuuuuu

    • @slimsta
      @slimsta 5 років тому +2

      @@noobroblox8000 when you have to put a astrid sign on a word

  • @saravillagran8674
    @saravillagran8674 5 років тому +460

    "Take one more step and your gonna get tazed"
    him: Takes another step.
    Patty: Tazes him
    him: Falls down like a fresh caught salmon :P

    • @Yamishl
      @Yamishl 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @dust9251
      @dust9251 5 років тому +2

      Bro i think u are right

    • @jackmaggio6862
      @jackmaggio6862 5 років тому +2

      He says, “yeah we done” in the quietest voice

    • @kayleeratcliffe718
      @kayleeratcliffe718 5 років тому +1

      Lemon Burst when I got to the part. I saw what you meant 😂 😂 😝 LOL

    • @zoezorro7855
      @zoezorro7855 5 років тому +2

      I love the
      P: Are we done now?
      G: *in a groan tone* yeah were done.

  • @forkedroad
    @forkedroad Рік тому +9

    Everyone thinks they have balls against a taser til they ride the lightning 😂😂

  • @drifty1698
    @drifty1698 5 років тому +438

    Sarah: throws wood
    Paty: you throw like a girl
    *Destruction 100*

  • @laurendunn0809
    @laurendunn0809 3 роки тому +1709

    Nobody talking about how chill that mother was.

  • @fantastic4755
    @fantastic4755 4 роки тому +175

    Sarah: “I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!”
    Patty: “WELL NOW YOU DEFINITELY ARE BECAUSE YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF!”

  • @Jack-xq7zk
    @Jack-xq7zk Рік тому +7

    "watch out for poop,lot of poop" omg the way he said that was so cute

  • @_AirWolf_
    @_AirWolf_ 5 років тому +191

    "There is a NINE MILLIMETER at your FACE. What are you gonna do?" *Holds gun out like a cowboy*

    • @TheWalterlansing
      @TheWalterlansing 5 років тому +5

      Yeah super convincing

    • @Joe-jj3oh
      @Joe-jj3oh 5 років тому

      Holds gun out like a cowboy? How does that make a difference in scaring the shit out of him?

    • @jumpstartgtav449
      @jumpstartgtav449 5 років тому

      To be fairly honest I did get a red dead vibe from that, it made me think of a showdown

    • @xcaliber8266
      @xcaliber8266 5 років тому

      Well, these are staged. And if you want to fight back, do your research

    • @tycaulkiii8508
      @tycaulkiii8508 5 років тому

      Red Dead Redemption 2
      In a nutshell

  • @abicusw2161
    @abicusw2161 5 років тому +166

    He protecc
    He atacc
    And even when he gets old
    Blacc don't cracc

    • @ogbm4338
      @ogbm4338 5 років тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Czyb20
    @Czyb20 5 років тому +478

    Man: what are you in jail for ?
    Prisoner: I killed a family of 4
    Prisoner: what are you in jail for ?
    Man: I took 1 step !

    • @AngelMendoza-xz8fo
      @AngelMendoza-xz8fo 5 років тому +7

      Those teo types of criminals wouldnt be in the dame yard but okay

    • @Jerezmo
      @Jerezmo 5 років тому +4

      @@AngelMendoza-xz8fo can you just shut the f up

    • @weirdviews6113
      @weirdviews6113 5 років тому +4

      @@Jerezmo thank you for telling them its a joke👍

    • @AngelMendoza-xz8fo
      @AngelMendoza-xz8fo 5 років тому +5

      @@weirdviews6113 everyone knew it was a joke l, just not an intellegent one lolz

    • @weirdviews6113
      @weirdviews6113 5 років тому +3

      @@AngelMendoza-xz8fo it wasnt suppose to be intelligent

  • @phokingawesome007
    @phokingawesome007 Рік тому +2

    Time to grow a mullet.
    That’s why everyone loves DOG The bounty hunter. 😂

  • @saberrahman3392
    @saberrahman3392 3 роки тому +289

    "my safe word is pineapple juice" " you throw like a girl" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dpflack1744
      @dpflack1744 3 роки тому +3

      What would you do if you had a warrnet if the cops 👮‍♀️ ever showed up I’m just wondering ok 👌

    • @jaceelabrum642
      @jaceelabrum642 3 роки тому +4

      what episode is my safe word is pineapple juice??

    • @zyrodius8423
      @zyrodius8423 3 роки тому +2

      @@jaceelabrum642 I am not sure what the episode is, but you can search up “Patty Mayo - My safe word is pineapple juice.”, then you can see the video.

  • @bigmike12691
    @bigmike12691 4 роки тому +324

    Patty mayo: is that your brother or your boyfriend.
    Me: probably both 🤣

    • @cosmin3688
      @cosmin3688 4 роки тому +3

      *Alabama anthem starts playing*

    • @air_biscut2557
      @air_biscut2557 4 роки тому

      That’s not even funny

    • @nugget8612
      @nugget8612 4 роки тому

      Sweeeet home alabamaaaaa

    • @mariereneagonzalez
      @mariereneagonzalez 4 роки тому

      bigmike12691 Patty would be a brother to me the best protection

    • @Luke-rt9bx
      @Luke-rt9bx 4 роки тому

      bigmike12691 thought EXACTLY the same thing

  • @PEAKSSSSS
    @PEAKSSSSS 3 роки тому +2128

    Man D is so overprotective about patty. He’s a great partner.

  • @lauraphillips3735
    @lauraphillips3735 Рік тому +6

    Love the way you said one more step and you Dropped his ass😂😂

  • @ld7837
    @ld7837 5 років тому +353

    She Protect
    She attack
    But most importantly
    She on crack

  • @alidoeslife8183
    @alidoeslife8183 5 років тому +1726

    Selling time stamp
    17:17
    Each time you press that one like

    • @baukogullachaatmuji1007
      @baukogullachaatmuji1007 5 років тому +5

      Ali A you little click baiter you’re faking fortnite videos but now clickbaiting time stamps

    • @cfcSAINt
      @cfcSAINt 5 років тому +24

      Shreyas Fullrage Jay Thats not the real Ali A dumbass

    • @caillousbaldheadass7146
      @caillousbaldheadass7146 5 років тому +3

      no

    • @alidoeslife8183
      @alidoeslife8183 5 років тому +8

      Shreyas Fullrage Jay my name is Ali and my last name starts with a

    • @kitc0re
      @kitc0re 5 років тому +2

      Ali A ummm your missing 111

  • @n26p79
    @n26p79 5 років тому +9363

    Who else is watching this instead of sleeping?

  • @MrSki-tyvm
    @MrSki-tyvm Рік тому +4

    Well if you don't have nothing and act invincible then you get a 🎉😂😂😂

  • @Revved_up_jb
    @Revved_up_jb 5 років тому +714

    This is how many times Sarah said
    “Not going to jail!”
    II
    II
    V

  • @riseedits931
    @riseedits931 5 років тому +3216

    Only OGs remember “it’s Sunday for crying out loud

    • @bubbarichey
      @bubbarichey 5 років тому +26

      Haha it’s Saturday lol

    • @5ksubswithnovideochallenge301
      @5ksubswithnovideochallenge301 5 років тому +13

      James Leitch No it is monday my dudes

    • @blakey2635
      @blakey2635 5 років тому +26

      What is the pic it looks like it was taken on a ds

    • @Alexishernandez-jn4os
      @Alexishernandez-jn4os 5 років тому +9

      Upside down life that’s not og the Uber pranks are og and the oil boy pranks

    • @blakey2635
      @blakey2635 5 років тому +4

      @Villie Danielsson 7 Påarps skola ye it's like the old Nintendo DS that I used to play when I was six and I'm 13 now lol

  • @MARVEL_JAF
    @MARVEL_JAF 5 років тому +251

    Paty: is she ur sister or wife
    Man: she both (sweet home Alabama)

  • @bigdee8189
    @bigdee8189 9 місяців тому +2

    Hey Mayo...tell your "partner" that he shouldn't be pointing his firearm at anyone, unless he's ready to pull the trigger! Your "partner" is obviously a loose cannon! Some people, that have mental deficiencies, might take that as a direct threat, and discharge their firearm! If someone was on MY property barking orders, and talking shit...it wouldn't end well, for them!! OORAH

  • @qbechillin3508
    @qbechillin3508 5 років тому +365

    Who was counting how many throws she miss 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @osmilfundora1019
    @osmilfundora1019 5 років тому +95

    The mom is the nicest criminal mom I’ve seen on patty’s channel so far

    • @lilyrose6459
      @lilyrose6459 4 роки тому +3

      I looked at this comment like okay then I literally yelled out "wait what?"

    • @sebastian4990
      @sebastian4990 4 роки тому +1

      That's me right now Lily Rose

  • @no-he8iy
    @no-he8iy 5 років тому +105

    8:34 "SARAH RUN!..." *husband starts running* lol

  • @marinababuca9177
    @marinababuca9177 7 місяців тому +8

    The boyfriend got humbled real quick

  • @charieco.5741
    @charieco.5741 5 років тому +125

    Sarah:LeAvE mE AlOne!
    Patty:No!
    Me:locked in my room hiding from mah mom trying to hit me with tha chancla*

    • @cynthiag1867
      @cynthiag1867 5 років тому +3

      Guess what I’m doin I’m in the bathroom on my phone for no reason

    • @kdoge1387
      @kdoge1387 5 років тому +1

      Hell yeah see them stars

    • @nysznn
      @nysznn 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣meeee

    • @adriandagot6962
      @adriandagot6962 5 років тому +2

      Feel ya my mom used to do that to me mexican childhood memories when she would come in with the chancla or the belt if i didnt clean my room lol those memories 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 5 років тому

      Chocolate Chill hahaaa Paisa POWER ✊

  • @Errwhathesigma
    @Errwhathesigma 4 роки тому +756

    Don’t take another step” him steps forward* them taseres him* his brain: eeeee

  • @mackenzieelizabeth7451
    @mackenzieelizabeth7451 5 років тому +150

    “Our beef is not with chuuu hOmie” I died 😂😂😂

  • @user-em3py6ld6v
    @user-em3py6ld6v 2 місяці тому +7

    My name is Jaxson Ford and I watch Patty Mayo and who who else watches him in 2024 because I do comment if you do like this comment if you do

  • @stefanogaming6233
    @stefanogaming6233 5 років тому +143

    “Don’t take another step” (takes step) (GETS TAZED) (“pain sounds and groans”) LOL best thing I’ve ever seen

    • @JayWhetton1222
      @JayWhetton1222 5 років тому +1

      Flopped like a salmon f*ck

    • @k0k.1ch14
      @k0k.1ch14 5 років тому

      Omg same

    • @alfiejames9545
      @alfiejames9545 5 років тому

      He is a kid he flopped like a f*cker

    • @skullcandy5409
      @skullcandy5409 5 років тому

      How is that *the best thing you've ever seen?*

    • @sorellagirl1360
      @sorellagirl1360 5 років тому

      I love the reaction. One hand goes tonthe chest and just flops onto the ground. I love it😂

  • @juliabright2004
    @juliabright2004 4 роки тому +228

    Him:Sara's not back here
    Also him:SaRa rUn

  • @shatteredwolf7892
    @shatteredwolf7892 4 роки тому +63

    I love how he's just counting how many wood pieces get thrown at him 😂😂 😂😂 😂

  • @scottgoodspeed4876
    @scottgoodspeed4876 Рік тому +3

    The way he collapsed after Patty tazzed him was so funny.

  • @ItsJayTho
    @ItsJayTho 5 років тому +115

    Patty: Don't take another step
    Guy: *steps again*
    Guy: *hits the floor hard*

  • @syndicateprox
    @syndicateprox 5 років тому +140

    Legend has it that she is still throwing wood till this day.

  • @taylortodd7953
    @taylortodd7953 4 роки тому +492

    "Partner im goin round front"
    "HE DIDNT ANSW-"
    "oh ok"
    :)

  • @ralphlarson8773
    @ralphlarson8773 3 місяці тому +2

    That was priceless when he tipped over

  • @invision6675
    @invision6675 5 років тому +177

    *Intense mission*
    D: watch out for Poo, alot of poop

    • @halkyo5836
      @halkyo5836 5 років тому +3

      i’d say the same i wouldn’t want to go in poop

    • @GigglingBug1564
      @GigglingBug1564 5 років тому

      I didn’t even catch that. OMFG, that is funny af

    • @maaaaaaandy6625
      @maaaaaaandy6625 5 років тому

      A lot* there’s no space😂

  • @moeman1573
    @moeman1573 5 років тому +17122

    This is how many times he said to back up
    👇🏻👇🏻

  • @VikingBagsYT
    @VikingBagsYT 5 років тому +139

    Dude in the purple hat went down like "TIIIIMBEEEER!".

    • @jadeb2394
      @jadeb2394 5 років тому +6

      He stiffened up like a tree and dooooowwwwn he went 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisjohnson309
      @chrisjohnson309 5 років тому +1

      you ever been tased before? a buddy of mine did it to me so i know how it feels it sucks maybe you should get tazed

    • @NurseNettie
      @NurseNettie 5 років тому +1

      vikingbags yep!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @earthangelbliss
      @earthangelbliss 4 роки тому +1

      LOL😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤪🤪😝😋😋

    • @Chameleon_108
      @Chameleon_108 4 роки тому +1

      vikingbags Tim beer

  • @jimenagutierrezplayz1596
    @jimenagutierrezplayz1596 8 місяців тому +3

    Pattys partner is more chill than patty himself😂

  • @emdolla
    @emdolla 4 роки тому +229

    There favorite lines are “get off my property” and “do you have a warrant”

    • @camiahanderson7898
      @camiahanderson7898 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @stephennaylor8098
      @stephennaylor8098 3 роки тому

      Nice one

    • @wilmastevens1082
      @wilmastevens1082 3 роки тому +2

      He should make a t-shirt that says get off my property 🤬

    • @LoveWinsItAll
      @LoveWinsItAll 3 роки тому

      Because without a warrant you can't be on my property

    • @emdolla
      @emdolla 3 роки тому +3

      @@LoveWinsItAll that law applies for cops not bounty hunters donut

  • @kittysku2926
    @kittysku2926 5 років тому +308

    Patty mayo: don’t take another step
    Man : step*
    Patty mayo: Taze
    Man: starts twitching
    Patty mayo: told ya

  • @hiettadams7214
    @hiettadams7214 5 років тому +312

    What’s ur name?
    Uh.
    Your names frickin Uh?!!
    Yeah.

    • @CrashletesJrClub
      @CrashletesJrClub 5 років тому

      NO COP CAN SAY THAT

    • @seiji9073
      @seiji9073 5 років тому +1

      He didn't say frickin fucking 9 year old Jesus Christ

    • @hunner8986
      @hunner8986 5 років тому

      my name muhhfukinuhhhhhhhh

    • @Ant-fe7ku
      @Ant-fe7ku 5 років тому

      @@CrashletesJrClub hes not a cop,hes a bounty hunter. and they are allowed to swear.

  • @LailaWise-gp1oh
    @LailaWise-gp1oh Рік тому +1

    “My safe word is pineapple juice” that video was funny lol

  • @lilneevae4474
    @lilneevae4474 4 роки тому +162

    i would literally just ask "do i need to be handcuffed" "yes" "okay sir i apologize what do i need to do" :)

    • @cadenweber9053
      @cadenweber9053 4 роки тому +7

      Same i wouldn't even think of trying him

    • @briang287
      @briang287 3 роки тому +6

      And you would be his favorite person.

    • @andrewholland6397
      @andrewholland6397 3 роки тому +3

      I would say patty I watch your videos am I under arrest?

    • @uyfuyvbjnolmo4298
      @uyfuyvbjnolmo4298 3 роки тому

      @@andrewholland6397 i would say pinapple juice

  • @gummy_ice8520
    @gummy_ice8520 4 роки тому +178

    Sarah: “ I’m NoT gOiNg To JaIl “
    Patty: “ Your definitely going to jail now CAUSE YOUR PISSING ME OFF! “

  • @sierramarie1998
    @sierramarie1998 5 років тому +228

    At 6:48 I realized patty walks like a avatar character on GTA

  • @jessicamiller2183
    @jessicamiller2183 Рік тому +2

    Bro this guy watched one to many movies 😭 the amount of patience y'all have I could never

  • @iv9856
    @iv9856 5 років тому +183

    She just throws the flash bang down lol. 200 IQ!

  • @creativeash9533
    @creativeash9533 2 роки тому +608

    I'd just like to thank Patty because my boyfriend and I used to watch these together all the time and unfortunately my boyfriend has passed away from overdosing and instead of crying all the time I watch these episodes to remind me of the good times my boyfriend and I had. Thank u for giving me something that helps me grieve but also remember my boyfriend.

  • @mahmoudabidallah1582
    @mahmoudabidallah1582 5 років тому +107

    The way my mans falls when he gets tazzed 😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @FDgrim
    @FDgrim 5 місяців тому +2

    i have been watch you since i was nine years old and its like my childhood all over again.

  • @othedawgist9556
    @othedawgist9556 5 років тому +268

    I love how the mom is like “you beaver dam of a daughter take her to jail”

  • @meltedchezz2690
    @meltedchezz2690 3 роки тому +662

    It was honestly satisfying when he took that last step and just boom down to the ground

    • @loadmypantz8287
      @loadmypantz8287 3 роки тому +4

      Wish it was real still fun to watch

    • @Ian_ace24
      @Ian_ace24 3 роки тому +10

      @@loadmypantz8287 wdym it is real

    • @sirquacksalot9449
      @sirquacksalot9449 3 роки тому +1

      It’s so real 🙄

    • @clovergirlsbeautybycarolyn8327
      @clovergirlsbeautybycarolyn8327 3 роки тому

      Lol yeah that was hilarious

    • @JwanCortez
      @JwanCortez 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ian_ace24 C´mon man, some acting are bordering cringe lol. It's still entertaining though.
      Do you have any idea how much trouble an officer would get if they do half the things they do here?
      And first of all, there's no way on earth you could let all that filming crew near a suspect or a dangerous situation without a lawsuit

  • @Igcsu
    @Igcsu 5 років тому +504

    They listen real quick when they get tased don’t they XD
    I
    \ /

    • @thedennisshow2967
      @thedennisshow2967 5 років тому +7

      I don’t like your comment, because you used xD

    • @marcusgraham812
      @marcusgraham812 5 років тому +1

      they are actors though

    • @avuti1210
      @avuti1210 5 років тому +1

      @@scredt5366 They are acting for crying out loud

    • @asherrosen521
      @asherrosen521 5 років тому

      Carlos_theunruly they are also paid actors so yeah and amperage kills you

    • @Yamishl
      @Yamishl 5 років тому

      Lol they do

  • @ariane2279
    @ariane2279 Рік тому +1

    D is so fkn caring like at 6:15 when patt didnt answer he went like shit he aint answering and was so releived and at 8:55 he said: idfk my main consern was getting you out!
    that was so sweet i swear

  • @jackfernandez633
    @jackfernandez633 5 років тому +389

    Nobody:
    UA-cam recommendations: Wanna see someone get tazed?

    • @Du7chy
      @Du7chy 5 років тому +1

      Jack Fernandez welcome to Patty Mayo :)

    • @KCR0506
      @KCR0506 5 років тому +1

      When one of these videos popped into my recommended section I got instantly addicted.

    • @amarigrace8902
      @amarigrace8902 5 років тому

      Jack Fernandez Me: HELL YEA!!

  • @victoriamayes1120
    @victoriamayes1120 5 років тому +159

    I love when patty and D work together it is all more fun to watch

  • @philiptran3601
    @philiptran3601 4 роки тому +236

    Patty: "Don't take another step"
    *Guy takes a step*
    Angry Pikachu Face

  • @jessemurphy7315
    @jessemurphy7315 8 місяців тому +2

    "he's going to jail" lmfao patty u can't make that call bubba

    • @themythicalv8
      @themythicalv8 2 місяці тому

      He can, he was harboring a fugitive, in this case a person with a warrant which is a felony

  • @jessyhernandez8868
    @jessyhernandez8868 5 років тому +573

    She’s dating her brother 💀 sWeEt HoMe Alabama

    • @matthewg7002
      @matthewg7002 5 років тому +30

      Jessy Hernandez I thought I was the only one who relized

    • @jasehonfroy5343
      @jasehonfroy5343 5 років тому +5

      Yep

    • @jordankendrick7375
      @jordankendrick7375 5 років тому +24

      I was just scrolling through the comments saw this and almost died 😂😂😂😂

    • @wifemomteacherlife7648
      @wifemomteacherlife7648 5 років тому +25

      🤣 I thought I heard that right! No damn wonder she’s such an idiot! Her mom and dad are also her mother and father in law, and probably her damn aunt and uncle, too! 😆

    • @ADSIZ03
      @ADSIZ03 5 років тому +5

      @@wifemomteacherlife7648 Alabama the Heaven on Earth!

  • @melissahesselman1729
    @melissahesselman1729 5 років тому +83

    I love how he starts counting how many times she’s thrown wood. And he’s like saying “aw you almost got it” 😂
    “If I get closer you might have better accuracy” lmao

  • @OffJayPlayz
    @OffJayPlayz 5 років тому +209

    her accuracy was worse than a storm trooper....😂😂
    OMG ITS DONKY KONG IN REAL LIFE😱