Pat: “Sarah I see your hair.” “Well now you’re definitely going to jail because you hit me with a FN piece of wood and you’re pissing me off!” Me: lmao
I was just gonna say that they used to have a show like that were they would call you randomly or show up in public and be like "RUN" and you run from the FBI and it's a big game. You see hownling you can last. He should do something like that.
He expected cops to follow the paw and unnecessarily hurt him. But hes just an American. Its still a good country despite trump veing an idiot, please visit!
Feel ya my mom used to do that to me mexican childhood memories when she would come in with the chancla or the belt if i didnt clean my room lol those memories 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Oh btw i think its spelled taze but not to be rude, but for mines it is red and lets see about tase welp the same ok im sorry for rudeness but i think it spelled liked that or i stupoid :P
When you’re bullshyting with your friend , talking bout what you watch on UA-cam…Well I am a smartazz, and so is she…turns out Patty is related to my friend. Totally makes sense now 😂😂😂👏💕
@@Ian_ace24 C´mon man, some acting are bordering cringe lol. It's still entertaining though. Do you have any idea how much trouble an officer would get if they do half the things they do here? And first of all, there's no way on earth you could let all that filming crew near a suspect or a dangerous situation without a lawsuit
Treasure Martin. You just can’t face the facts. I saw a video where a guy said “thank you for your services” and Patrick said “nope I do it for fun I’m not real” so like.
I'd just like to thank Patty because my boyfriend and I used to watch these together all the time and unfortunately my boyfriend has passed away from overdosing and instead of crying all the time I watch these episodes to remind me of the good times my boyfriend and I had. Thank u for giving me something that helps me grieve but also remember my boyfriend.
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First
First
Hello
Ok
3rd
"My main concern was getting you out"
I love their relationship
glitter rave fr that’s some real sht
I'd resist for the content
*beautiful bromancy*
fr
glitter rave right🤞🏾🤞🏼
"Take one more step and your gonna get tazed"
him: Takes another step.
Patty: Tazes him
him: Falls down like a fresh caught salmon :P
Lol
Bro i think u are right
He says, “yeah we done” in the quietest voice
Lemon Burst when I got to the part. I saw what you meant 😂 😂 😝 LOL
I love the
P: Are we done now?
G: *in a groan tone* yeah were done.
Sarah: throws wood
Paty: you throw like a girl
*Destruction 100*
Lol
No *SPEACH 100*
Men and women through exactly the same but ok 😂
patty*
@@celt3331 thats not true 'but ok'
Pat: “Sarah I see your hair.” “Well now you’re definitely going to jail because you hit me with a FN piece of wood and you’re pissing me off!”
Me: lmao
“Don’t take another step”
**takes step**
**gets tased**
Criminal: aw, man I didn’t know that was gonna happen
What a dumb ass he is huh, though nothin is gonna happen to him
That’s so true😒👌
How you know he’s a criminal? They’re not police
A man it only happens to stupid criminals like him
So true. What an idiot!
He protecc
He atacc
And even when he gets old
Blacc don't cracc
😂😂😂
How to solve all your problems
1. Taser
2. Flashbangs
3. Gun
4. Enjoy 🤣
I feel like this is a school shooting plot
Jay 🤣🤣🤣
⅝
This is the stupid American way.
Creator _5 don’t forget the tear gas. 😅
Anyone watching this in 2024 😂❤
Yes 😭
Yep
idk....
Just started😂 seeing Logan and jake in these is hilarious
Me Lol
Patty: don’t take another step. *is holding a taser at him*
Guy: *takes another step*
Patty:*tases him*
Guy:*surprised pikachu*
I forgot Movies are overly dramatic and they don't go ~~~~ when they get tased but they just tense up and go /
YESSSSS
Oh my god he really tased me holy heck
Holy crap Patty tased me I’m just gonna tense up and fall over
Kinda looks like possum playing dead
When he got tased that was hella funny 😂😭🤣🤣😂😭
ELA Sheppard it was like a tranquilizer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@@midnightthebearfox timber.
Funny?
Lmao that was hella funny he literally fell like a rag doll 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😃😃😃🤣🤣
I felt bad..
I love how the mum or grandma was so calm and just worked with the people. She is definitely probably the calmest person/parent I have seen.
I love 💕
fr she was chill about everything maybe cause she is old or something
Best line ever "you throw like a girl" loving this lol
land whale: f yourself.
PM: Well, I don't want to f you, so I guess that's my only option.
4579
She Protect
She attack
But most importantly
She on crack
This show makes me smile and make me feel better about myself in life
You copied a comment that got 1.1k likes idiot
Cracc*
Facts
*protecc
*atacc
*cracc
I died when the husband ran off yelling “RUN SARAH RUN!!!”😂 so cute
The only problem is she was too fat to run.
Dojocho well given that the channel is scripted, I doubt they’re even a couple
Marcus Belanger I would said run forest run
How she gonna run she generates earthquakes on her tippy toes.
I would say RUN SNORLAX RUN.
Who else is watching this instead of sleeping?
YEEAH
Me
King Sass me its 1:18 am
Me, with my kitten on my chest
It's 5:17 am i am a failure
Everyone thinks they have balls against a taser til they ride the lightning 😂😂
When I need to get to sleep but this is good drama 😂
Me rn
Same
Exact
Yeah me to #21:38 ...
Caramel Popcorn ikr
damn i'm addicted too this show ,it's extreme HIDE and SEEK lol
I was just gonna say that they used to have a show like that were they would call you randomly or show up in public and be like "RUN" and you run from the FBI and it's a big game. You see hownling you can last. He should do something like that.
Geez
Yeah but the game has tazers and guns and cuffs lol😂😂😂
Fr
johnny if patty was after someone that was my friend *dont worry I don’t have any criminal friends*
I would just think YAY HIDE AND SEEK
Nobody talking about how chill that mother was.
She's a bad mother though
True
@@kantofilms9167 yeah no one should raise there kids like that 😆
I wouldn't say jack to this little prick; good job I break no laws.
Cause she’s not
its 2025 and I’m still watching this video, the time is crazy fast
Time flies! Glad you're watching! 🎥
The mother was staring at them like “yeah tase his sass”🤣
Lol true
😂😂😂😂
he regret it lol
😌🤣
Play stupid games win stupid prizes lol 😂
Them making fun of her accuracy was the funniest shit to me 😂😂😂
KeVaughn Baldwin bruh fr
It’s sexist
Yea it was really funny 😂
The comment you throw like a girl is sexist
Ye that was funny " 2 out of 13"
Not gonna lie, when the dude got tased he looked like a dolphin leaping out of the water
Dude I could not stop laughing at your comment. Spot on. 😆😆
Yup
DuckTone 2.0 you made my day
I thought it looked like a kermit dive
oh my god I dead of laughter from this
I really respect the talk of this partner of yours Mr Patty. He is very effective. Both great , thank you.
Sarah: “I’M NOT GOING TO JAIL!”
Patty: “WELL NOW YOU DEFINITELY ARE BECAUSE YOU’RE PISSING ME OFF!”
Nice
"There is a NINE MILLIMETER at your FACE. What are you gonna do?" *Holds gun out like a cowboy*
Yeah super convincing
Holds gun out like a cowboy? How does that make a difference in scaring the shit out of him?
To be fairly honest I did get a red dead vibe from that, it made me think of a showdown
Well, these are staged. And if you want to fight back, do your research
Red Dead Redemption 2
In a nutshell
(patty) im gonna taze you
(felon) do it
(patty) *tazes them*
(felon) *acts suprised*
(felon) pikachu shocked face
PrM Ghost this comment is stolen ass*ole
Dovacraft *surprised pikachu face
Pppppppppiiiiiiiiikkkkkkaaaaaachhhhhuuuuuuuuu
@@noobroblox8000 when you have to put a astrid sign on a word
"watch out for poop,lot of poop" omg the way he said that was so cute
Patty: Dont take another step.
Guy: *takes another step*
Patty: *Am I a J O K E to you?*
R Mack OMG BAHAHHAHA THIS IS SO ORIGINAL
Serena Danielle The originality in your comment sends joy through my body.
He is a joke though
Lol
@@atf5487 Absofuckinlutely a joke
Him:Sara's not back here
Also him:SaRa rUn
Patty: Don't take another step!
*Takes Another Step*
*Tazes him*
Patty: Told ya!
😂
What if he had stepped backwards? Reverse psychology... Told not to step forward, would backwards have worked??
He had an LSU hat on. Rn im ashamed that i go for the same team.
his face when he got tazed
Actually it’s “Like I said” not “Told ya”
Bro this hits so much better in 2024 🤣
Patty: Don't take another step
Guy: **Takes a step**
Patty:
*So you've chosen death*
Ian J Banks you mean I am going to end this man’s whole career
I love this
Patty: listen here you little shi-
Ian J Banks timestamp?
@@benferrara2557 No that doesn't fit
sara: I'M NOT GOING TO JAIL also sara: pissing off the people who are trying to keep her out of jail
😂
i dont know why people act like this, the whole reason they're there is to basically keep her out of jail.
people are stupid
Lol
@@ColorfulAlchemy idk either these people are just really dumb I guess
Man: what are you in jail for ?
Prisoner: I killed a family of 4
Prisoner: what are you in jail for ?
Man: I took 1 step !
Those teo types of criminals wouldnt be in the dame yard but okay
@@AngelMendoza-xz8fo can you just shut the f up
@@Jerezmo thank you for telling them its a joke👍
@@weirdviews6113 everyone knew it was a joke l, just not an intellegent one lolz
@@AngelMendoza-xz8fo it wasnt suppose to be intelligent
The boyfriend got humbled real quick
Can you imagine getting arrested then the cop being like “alright that’s all for today I will see you guys next time”
I was your 100th like😃
Me:WTFFFFFFF*EXPLOSION*
Not a cop lol
HES NOT A COP
I wood be so mad
“Don’t take another step”
>takes step to act cool
>gets tased
I don’t know what he thought would happen
My name is Connor, I’m the taser sent by cyberlife. :)
He thought he’d get away with it but instead got what he deserved.
Both of them are people that will push it to the bitter end, and then whine about paying the consequences. Such a sad situation.
Same also Conner is my favorite character in Detroit become human
He expected cops to follow the paw and unnecessarily hurt him. But hes just an American. Its still a good country despite trump veing an idiot, please visit!
20:57
Girl: *Throwing wood pieces*
Every other team: *Tasing her*
Patty and D: *Roasting her*
*BEST TEAM EVER*
Hahahahaha😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😀😂😁😀☺😅
Ikr
*pieces
* *Clocks one straight in his face* *
Sarah: Who's laughing now fucker?! 😂
@Villie Danielsson 7 Påarps skola edited
You're welcome Adiel Barazi!
Who is watching in 2025
Here
me
Me
Me
Mee
Sarah:LeAvE mE AlOne!
Patty:No!
Me:locked in my room hiding from mah mom trying to hit me with tha chancla*
Guess what I’m doin I’m in the bathroom on my phone for no reason
Hell yeah see them stars
🤣🤣🤣🤣meeee
Feel ya my mom used to do that to me mexican childhood memories when she would come in with the chancla or the belt if i didnt clean my room lol those memories 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Chocolate Chill hahaaa Paisa POWER ✊
I love how at the end he says everything to the camera right in front of her to piss her off
The guy that days "partner" is very chill.
Dats da same think I wuz thinkin
that's because you're a mindless, heartless, twit.
The mom is the nicest criminal mom I’ve seen on patty’s channel so far
I looked at this comment like okay then I literally yelled out "wait what?"
That's me right now Lily Rose
Bro was so confident “don’t take another step” -takes step- -gets tazed- then complies
Who was counting how many throws she miss 😂🤦♀️
Quinton Mcdonald ME 😂😂😂😂
Me
Patty
How much did she throw then
@@sportcentral_prodz Like 19 pieces
His face when you tased him was priceless. A mix of pain and constipation😂
the jizzpigeon and acting this is all made up
Pain
the jizzpigeon I legit thought he shit himself😂
the jizzpigeon and a mix of regret xD
the jizzpigeon haha
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
If you don’t pay your bond .
Patty mayo is coming for you.
Pinaplekat lol
Pinaplekat what’s the bond lol?
I feel like this should have more a lot more likes than it does
Pinaplekat lol
It doesn't ryhme but still funny
Pattys partner is more chill than patty himself😂
Patty mayo: is that your brother or your boyfriend.
Me: probably both 🤣
*Alabama anthem starts playing*
That’s not even funny
Sweeeet home alabamaaaaa
bigmike12691 Patty would be a brother to me the best protection
bigmike12691 thought EXACTLY the same thing
"my safe word is pineapple juice" " you throw like a girl" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What would you do if you had a warrnet if the cops 👮♀️ ever showed up I’m just wondering ok 👌
what episode is my safe word is pineapple juice??
@@jaceelabrum642 I am not sure what the episode is, but you can search up “Patty Mayo - My safe word is pineapple juice.”, then you can see the video.
She just throws the flash bang down lol. 200 IQ!
shes a gamer
Musadiq Sayed hehehehe
Fax
Love the way you said one more step and you Dropped his ass😂😂
“You throw like a girl”
*softball girls* OH HECK NO
Cara Gonzales MEEEEE😂
Cara Gonzales Na
Cara Gonzales
I’m a softball player...Everybody needs to “Throw like a girl”.
Meeee
I'm a baseball girl I pitck 75 miles per hour
Don’t take another step
Man takes step
Get tase
Thinks about life decision
I got tased... my life flashed before my eyes
Just like karma... does anyone get the reference
😭😭
richard alvero liem right
Oh btw i think its spelled taze but not to be rude, but for mines it is red and lets see about tase welp the same ok im sorry for rudeness but i think it spelled liked that or i stupoid :P
richard alvero liem technically stealing comments
*Intense mission*
D: watch out for Poo, alot of poop
i’d say the same i wouldn’t want to go in poop
I didn’t even catch that. OMFG, that is funny af
A lot* there’s no space😂
i have been watch you since i was nine years old and its like my childhood all over again.
Yeah me to bro I love patty mayo
Paty: is she ur sister or wife
Man: she both (sweet home Alabama)
*sweet home Alabama song intenseifies*
so......... she married her fucking sister...
That literally what they said thought
Lol
Jamie Fox 🤣🤣🤣
Don’t take another step” him steps forward* them taseres him* his brain: eeeee
I watched it like 7 times and couldnt stop laughing
Should have listened.
More like “REEEEEEEEE”
He said "⚡😬" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What brain?
"i aint coming down"
*throws flashbang*
"Okay Im coming down"
LMAO
“That’s a lot of paper work we don’t wanna do that” 😂😂😂
They listen real quick when they get tased don’t they XD
I
\ /
I don’t like your comment, because you used xD
they are actors though
@@scredt5366 They are acting for crying out loud
Carlos_theunruly they are also paid actors so yeah and amperage kills you
Lol they do
What’s ur name?
Uh.
Your names frickin Uh?!!
Yeah.
NO COP CAN SAY THAT
He didn't say frickin fucking 9 year old Jesus Christ
my name muhhfukinuhhhhhhhh
@@CrashletesJrClub hes not a cop,hes a bounty hunter. and they are allowed to swear.
Nobody:
UA-cam recommendations: Wanna see someone get tazed?
Jack Fernandez welcome to Patty Mayo :)
When one of these videos popped into my recommended section I got instantly addicted.
Jack Fernandez Me: HELL YEA!!
Well if you don't have nothing and act invincible then you get a 🎉😂😂😂
“Don’t take another step” (takes step) (GETS TAZED) (“pain sounds and groans”) LOL best thing I’ve ever seen
Flopped like a salmon f*ck
Omg same
He is a kid he flopped like a f*cker
How is that *the best thing you've ever seen?*
I love the reaction. One hand goes tonthe chest and just flops onto the ground. I love it😂
Patty: "Don't take another step"
*Guy takes a step*
Angry Pikachu Face
Facts
Damn
“Our beef is not with chuuu hOmie” I died 😂😂😂
Do you think he understood???
@@lilianflower3017 No😂
Susan W Uehara yessss! 😂😂😂
The way he collapsed after Patty tazzed him was so funny.
He was regretting his life choices after being tased...
LMAO IKR
right in the baby makerr
But,He had time before the ground snuck up lmao 🤣 😂
his entire life flashed before his eyes when he got tased, which is why he took a bit to go down.
Tottaly my friend hahahhah
This is how many times he said to back up
👇🏻👇🏻
NHL Fan 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
NHL Fan 😂😂😂 F A X
Big FAX
Stop being thirsty for likes
NHL Fan BACK UP
Patty: If you take another step I will taze you
Guy: *takes another step*
Patty: *tazes him*
Guy: *Surprised pikachu face*
lol
Lol haha
Lol
Lol haha I would have Tazed him ages ago
Not funny
"he's going to jail" lmfao patty u can't make that call bubba
He can, he was harboring a fugitive, in this case a person with a warrant which is a felony
Legend has it that she is still throwing wood till this day.
Holy shi* XD
Ian Allard no wtf
lol
Lmoa 😂😂😂
did you photoshop Obama and kim jong un
Sarah: “ I’m NoT gOiNg To JaIl “
Patty: “ Your definitely going to jail now CAUSE YOUR PISSING ME OFF! “
"Partner im goin round front"
"HE DIDNT ANSW-"
"oh ok"
:)
My name is Jaxson Ford and I watch Patty Mayo and who who else watches him in 2024 because I do comment if you do like this comment if you do
There favorite lines are “get off my property” and “do you have a warrant”
Lol
Nice one
He should make a t-shirt that says get off my property 🤬
Because without a warrant you can't be on my property
@@LoveWinsItAll that law applies for cops not bounty hunters donut
This is how many times Sarah said
“Not going to jail!”
II
II
V
Seems ligit
Josh Baker lots
That guy took a little bit to many steps forward didn’t he josh baker
D protecc
D attac
But most importantly
He free patty from house in back
You watch dantdm
Jack Zeitlin good rhyming
Lol
Nahom Gubsa what?
I’m dead😂😂😂😂
Patty and D are seriously the funniest duo😂
patty:don’t take another step
man:*takes a step*
patty:I’m about to end this mans whole career
Lol
😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
That man didn't have a career
MrFallDamage_TV h yes he does he has a career in being cocky
I love when patty and D work together it is all more fun to watch
Fact
This is how many times he said”STOP.”
👇🏻. Thank you for the likes ya’ll!....god bless you!, yeah He said stop like 10,000,000 times.
The girl went 2 for 22
Let’s add urgis... another 1.3b likes
Sam Desmond heh! Yeah.
Kaisen Weiler -_- Do you want me to redo it?
More like 1,100 times
rewatching patty’s old vids in 2023
Patty: Don't take another step
Guy: *steps again*
Guy: *hits the floor hard*
yeah we saw it in the video
@@ThePieMan159 no shit sherlock
Like i said
@@noahgaudet4123 shhh no one cares
He dropped like a sac a potato’s
Dude in the purple hat went down like "TIIIIMBEEEER!".
He stiffened up like a tree and dooooowwwwn he went 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
you ever been tased before? a buddy of mine did it to me so i know how it feels it sucks maybe you should get tazed
vikingbags yep!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤪🤪😝😋😋
vikingbags Tim beer
8:34 "SARAH RUN!..." *husband starts running* lol
When you’re bullshyting with your friend , talking bout what you watch on UA-cam…Well I am a smartazz, and so is she…turns out Patty is related to my friend. Totally makes sense now 😂😂😂👏💕
XD
“Are we done?”
“Yup..”
that change in tone tho, I wonder why...
Jaylen Clark I wanted to like but it’s at 69 likes... sorry.
Sorry I did
Jaylen Clark being tased changes a lot of minds
I love how he's just counting how many wood pieces get thrown at him 😂😂 😂😂 😂
WHENNN
Itz_YahGurlSky Duh!! Did u even watch the whole vid?
What they say VS what I hear
P. Mayo: BOUNTY HUNTER D.
Me: BUNNY HONEY D.
**chew** BUNNY HOOTER **chew**
Look how his expression softens when he tases him! 17:35 he doesn’t like doing this!
The fact that he does the outro in front of them 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead
Man D is so overprotective about patty. He’s a great partner.
Ik right
Up
IKR
Hahahahaha
Shut it
It was honestly satisfying when he took that last step and just boom down to the ground
Wish it was real still fun to watch
@@loadmypantz8287 wdym it is real
It’s so real 🙄
Lol yeah that was hilarious
@@Ian_ace24 C´mon man, some acting are bordering cringe lol. It's still entertaining though.
Do you have any idea how much trouble an officer would get if they do half the things they do here?
And first of all, there's no way on earth you could let all that filming crew near a suspect or a dangerous situation without a lawsuit
Been a long time since I haven't watched Patty Mayo. Absolutely love his channel and videos.
I love how the mom is like “you beaver dam of a daughter take her to jail”
When. Nvm
When?
What?
When was this
Why does everyone want to hide the person why doesn’t the person just show themselves ;-; it’s just easier for both of them
Then it wouldn't be as entertaining to us Tho it suppose to be serious it never fun if they surrender instantly or it wouldn't be a good episode
Cause they are all paid actors. He isn’t a real cop. He’s way too scronny and small.
@@ivy2q a cop can be small and still can be a cop. And technically he isnt a cop hes a bounty hunter
Treasure Martin. You just can’t face the facts. I saw a video where a guy said “thank you for your services” and Patrick said “nope I do it for fun I’m not real” so like.
@@ivy2q wheres the video? I'd like to see that.
I'd just like to thank Patty because my boyfriend and I used to watch these together all the time and unfortunately my boyfriend has passed away from overdosing and instead of crying all the time I watch these episodes to remind me of the good times my boyfriend and I had. Thank u for giving me something that helps me grieve but also remember my boyfriend.
That's really nice
I’m sorry about your bf :(
L
Damn you lonely u good
Didnt mean my last response in a bad way I genuinely do care