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  • @PattymayoTv
    @PattymayoTv  5 років тому +8843

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  • @sunnyjoemctoetesco2192
    @sunnyjoemctoetesco2192 4 роки тому +3301

    It’s so funny the way when patty is talking to a dog he’s like hi buddy and then he snaps back and stars screaming 🤣🤣

    • @jordanholt5321
      @jordanholt5321 4 роки тому +36

      Ikr🤣

    • @Inkayfn
      @Inkayfn 4 роки тому +5

      Starts nobody can spell.

    • @CP-ko3xz
      @CP-ko3xz 4 роки тому +4

      But that poor horse alone in that barn, maybe they should send someone to verify his state. Clearly alone and bored out of sanity...

    • @goodguytinmcbloodstain2728
      @goodguytinmcbloodstain2728 4 роки тому

      Dude 🤣🤣

    • @savannafriar3786
      @savannafriar3786 4 роки тому +1

      That would be me😂😂

  • @rowanliseno6176
    @rowanliseno6176 4 роки тому +939

    patty to dog “*high Pitched voice* HI BUDDY”
    patty to woman”GTF OUT MY FACE”

  • @tuanhungvo5412
    @tuanhungvo5412 5 років тому +2701

    The little girl: He’s in the shed
    *Me dying*

    • @tylersachen1059
      @tylersachen1059 5 років тому +69

      I'm suprised he wasn't in the closet he really needs to come out

    • @Rnadomavv
      @Rnadomavv 5 років тому +3

      Tuan Hung Vo ikr

    • @bigbrainkylie7350
      @bigbrainkylie7350 5 років тому +7

      Tuan Somtimes you have to be straight up tho

    • @v3x64
      @v3x64 5 років тому +15

      It appears that the younger ones are nicer than their mother

    • @Blade-Waltz
      @Blade-Waltz 5 років тому +22

      The innocence in kids, they can't lie.

  • @May-t6e2w
    @May-t6e2w 7 місяців тому +55

    9:27 HELP THE “hey buddy 😇” THEN “GTF OUT OF MY FACE” IS KILLING ME

  • @anthonyparmer5066
    @anthonyparmer5066 5 років тому +542

    Girl: there's nobody inside the truck
    Truck: hold my beer

    • @ajaynf
      @ajaynf 5 років тому +1

      Trucks dont talk:)

    • @Goodbye18392
      @Goodbye18392 5 років тому

      Austin Hathaway lol

    • @samanthaj4800
      @samanthaj4800 5 років тому

      Lol

    • @laylarain
      @laylarain 5 років тому

      @@ajaynf I-

    • @1jonesco
      @1jonesco 5 років тому

      anthony parmer just about to put the same comment until i seen yours

  • @savannahugley7189
    @savannahugley7189 4 роки тому +5219

    “there’s nobody in the truck!” “truck: drives away”

    • @shuzzii5325
      @shuzzii5325 4 роки тому +73

      Its a ghost;)

    • @taost539
      @taost539 4 роки тому +18

      LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLL

    • @weloveyoutecca3500
      @weloveyoutecca3500 4 роки тому +44

      I feel bad for patty beacause he has to witness disrespectful people

    • @Decnet101
      @Decnet101 4 роки тому +8

      Savanna Hugley r/technically the truth

    • @citrusonacid5832
      @citrusonacid5832 4 роки тому +9

      Savanna Hugley next level Harry Potter shit “FETUS DELETUS”

  • @tabun3166
    @tabun3166 5 років тому +13677

    this is how many times the lady said get off my property
    ⬇️
    Edit: I left this for a whole 2 months and damn didn’t expect this much likes thanks to all of you
    edit: i left for a whole ass year and this got 13k likes it’s such a normie comment what are y’all doing

  • @janlong3490
    @janlong3490 8 місяців тому +66

    🤣🤣🤣NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES INTO THIS& ALREADY IMY CREASED! I 💕💕💕 BIB D AND PATTY WORKING TOGETHER,THERE HILARIOUS! I WISH D WAS STILL IN THE SHOW 😞

  • @sirchedder9326
    @sirchedder9326 3 роки тому +2287

    I love how Pat was yelling at the adults within immediately stop and said “hey puppy”9:16

    • @spinny6494
      @spinny6494 3 роки тому +57

      Well, duh. It’s a cute puppy. He’s not a machine.

    • @dylan2valid271
      @dylan2valid271 3 роки тому +9

      @@spinny6494 exactly

    • @Noah-oe4pf
      @Noah-oe4pf 3 роки тому +48

      BACK OFF BACK OFF
      hey bud, hey buddy
      BACK UP

    • @REER-nb9vi
      @REER-nb9vi 2 роки тому +4

      I wish you would pit a time stamp that would be nice

    • @sirchedder9326
      @sirchedder9326 2 роки тому +8

      @@REER-nb9vi hold on I got you

  • @briannaniespodzinski4159
    @briannaniespodzinski4159 5 років тому +1824

    Girl: there’s no one in the truck
    *truck drives away*

    • @feen444nelly
      @feen444nelly 5 років тому +1

      Omd

    • @thethinkingbyte
      @thethinkingbyte 5 років тому +12

      Its a tesla model x truck 🤑

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 5 років тому +3

      Wait.... The truck drove itself

    • @user-wx4sp4iw5o
      @user-wx4sp4iw5o 5 років тому

      TheThinkingByte look at our pictures

    • @TheOnwRonin
      @TheOnwRonin 5 років тому +5

      I laughed so hard I'm like what the fuck it's boogieman

  • @emmasaysthanks
    @emmasaysthanks 5 років тому +913

    " there's nobody in the truck"
    truck: * comes to life and drives off*

    • @pxlyimvu3170
      @pxlyimvu3170 5 років тому +6

      Lil Soda Girl i laughed to hard at this

    • @Marvelous02
      @Marvelous02 5 років тому +7

      *Optimus Prime intensifies*

    • @DrainoWasHere
      @DrainoWasHere 5 років тому +1

      I thought the exact same thing 😂 was gonna comment it but you beat me to it lol

    • @hadedaas1469
      @hadedaas1469 5 років тому +2

      Omfg i dying

    • @kitten4475
      @kitten4475 5 років тому +1

      It's the Netflix adaptation of 'cars' 😂

  • @Monkey-i9t3m
    @Monkey-i9t3m 11 місяців тому +2

    I love how she was saying there is no one in the truck in the red truck but it was moving 😂 and how d says you see this dog poop your face with be on that 😂😂😂

  • @tyejordan4651
    @tyejordan4651 5 років тому +435

    13:51
    Patty Mayo: There’s somebody in the truck
    Lady: No there’s not
    Truck: *drives away*

  • @madysonjuers1831
    @madysonjuers1831 5 років тому +838

    Patty Mayo: *yelling at the women about the warrent*
    Dog comes over
    Party mayo in a sweet tone: oh hi their puppy, hi

  • @moraleeava
    @moraleeava 5 років тому +788

    He was shouting at the women, but stopped to stroke and be happy to the puppy😂 I would do the same. Thank you all for 710 likes!

  • @864echo
    @864echo 10 місяців тому +1745

    Anyone watching in 2024😂

  • @diegoallende5924
    @diegoallende5924 5 років тому +302

    "You been watching too much live PD" shit got me dying 😂

  • @verticalvorce8938
    @verticalvorce8938 5 років тому +9481

    It’s sad but that little girl probably got whooped afterward. This is how many toys 🧸 she deserves
    👇

  • @faithstewart194
    @faithstewart194 5 років тому +4792

    The fact that lady is willing to loose her kids over this guy... great mom

    • @jenniferlawson-campbell4623
      @jenniferlawson-campbell4623 5 років тому +80

      You was Being sarcastic right 😂😂😂

    • @faithstewart194
      @faithstewart194 5 років тому +48

      Jennifer Lawson-Campbell yes lol

    • @El_Chapo407
      @El_Chapo407 5 років тому +10

      faith Stewart ily

    • @chin5983
      @chin5983 5 років тому +51

      you realize this isnt real right? LOL!

    • @faithstewart194
      @faithstewart194 5 років тому +46

      Chins Productions yes lol i found that out a couple days ago... i feel dumb for actually believing it was real i watched so many videos thinking “wow these people are crazy”😂

  • @Gtp18
    @Gtp18 Рік тому +2

    I love how patty is screaming at the them to back up but a dog comes up and he goes in a baby voice and pets him❤️

  • @tsells7966
    @tsells7966 5 років тому +1084

    girl: there’s no one in the truck
    truck: *starts driving off

  • @chubmello2085
    @chubmello2085 5 років тому +502

    Girl:Nobodys in The Truck
    *Truck starts moving*
    D:You going to Jail, You going to jail, You going to Jail
    *Couple mins later....*
    Patty:So who was in the truck
    Her:No one was in the truck
    Patty:So the truck drove itself
    Her:YeS
    *Harry Potter Music Starts Playing*

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @shadowed-exe2844
      @shadowed-exe2844 5 років тому +1

      @@Mxg.an_ nh😂

    • @official_maelynn1947
      @official_maelynn1947 5 років тому +2

      It was Casper in the truck XD

    • @chubmello2085
      @chubmello2085 5 років тому +1

      @@official_maelynn1947 definitely I just thought it was funny he said they find him and they r all going to Jail then they watch the truck try to run then he like yall going to jail

    • @joshgarrett8829
      @joshgarrett8829 5 років тому

      SoccerSavage it’s like a game show😂

  • @paigemanasso9353
    @paigemanasso9353 5 років тому +333

    “ThErEs NoBoDy HeRe!!!” Bish so your telling me that there is a ghost driving that truck EXACTLY

  • @RedBread1944
    @RedBread1944 10 місяців тому +6

    Patty to the girl: "BACK UP!"
    Also patty when doggy: "hi buddy 😀"

  • @AbrahamDacosta1
    @AbrahamDacosta1 5 років тому +4670

    So is no one gonna talk about the fact that they would’ve never found him if it weren’t for that little girl

    • @xconfusion6005
      @xconfusion6005 5 років тому +224

      That's what I'm saying give her some candy lmao but for real it's true

    • @paigethompson1263
      @paigethompson1263 5 років тому +113

      the man said up my ass but the little girl pointed at the window of the trailor

    • @yawniebearr
      @yawniebearr 5 років тому +119

      I love that little girl and I wish I could have seen the look on the all of the girl's faces when she told them where he was lol

    • @kk_giirl
      @kk_giirl 5 років тому +35

      Well he did say that in the beginning of the video lol so she got her cred

    • @alondragarcia6338
      @alondragarcia6338 5 років тому +11

      Like fr

  • @Beefabee
    @Beefabee 5 років тому +217

    I love how he is so kind to the pets! XD
    BACK THE F*** UP-
    Oh hey buddy! ❤️🐶

    • @juliely1538
      @juliely1538 5 років тому +6

      Stephani Brown I know right he has like two sides mean as hell and nice and funny as hell

    • @Beefabee
      @Beefabee 5 років тому +2

      Julie Ly ikr? It’s nice he feels for the pets

    • @meilodasandelizabeth7754
      @meilodasandelizabeth7754 5 років тому +2

      Stephani Brown so true lol

    • @marriahwait4261
      @marriahwait4261 5 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @malektamer5740
      @malektamer5740 5 років тому +1

      He’s doing that cause he like makes them under control u see now?

  • @OPmoth
    @OPmoth 5 років тому +630

    *”Back up, Back up”*
    Sees dog: “hey buddy!”
    While petting the gud boi: *”I told you to back off“*

  • @Dw7345-1
    @Dw7345-1 10 місяців тому +5

    I love how pattys so nice to Emma and he’ll so mean to the stubborn ladies

  • @blakemann9911
    @blakemann9911 5 років тому +718

    Woman: Jake run!!!!
    Patty: Where's Jake???
    Woman: I don't know who your talking about he's not here.
    😂😂😂

    • @cjohnson0603
      @cjohnson0603 5 років тому +3

      Blake Mann that’s funny 😆

    • @elijahmable2746
      @elijahmable2746 5 років тому +4

      Must be high😂😂😂😂

    • @Cgnhncr
      @Cgnhncr 5 років тому

      i cant see the join button can anyone please help me

    • @fishinside
      @fishinside 5 років тому +1

      That was funny as HELL🤣🤣🤣

    • @The_real_lucas_french7
      @The_real_lucas_french7 5 років тому

      @@Cgnhncr it's next to the subscribe button

  • @haleysharpe2059
    @haleysharpe2059 5 років тому +959

    “There’s no one in that truck”
    As the truck is literally driving away

    • @DayTwa
      @DayTwa 5 років тому +2

      Omg ya

    • @haleywhite4623
      @haleywhite4623 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂I love this dude he is funny and is just great🤪

    • @lil_zany222vr4
      @lil_zany222vr4 5 років тому

      Init

    • @jjdelk2645
      @jjdelk2645 5 років тому

      Haley Sharpe LMAO I KNOW

    • @Josue_l00
      @Josue_l00 5 років тому

      That is badass to do that type of job

  • @DoggyBoy-vg8si
    @DoggyBoy-vg8si 5 років тому +1821

    “BACK UP!”
    *sees dog*
    “Hey buddy😁”
    *looks back*
    “I SAID BACK THE F UP!”

    • @felito21
      @felito21 5 років тому +13

      :)

    • @sjrjfndn
      @sjrjfndn 5 років тому +26

      @@felito21 I know that's adorable most cops aren't as friendly with dogs :)

    • @christopherwilliams2763
      @christopherwilliams2763 5 років тому +9

      So agreeable

    • @kittleo3614
      @kittleo3614 5 років тому +13

      It’s funny that your profile pic is a dog 🐕

    • @Schrumpfy
      @Schrumpfy 5 років тому +4

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @RAnDoM_eDiT904
    @RAnDoM_eDiT904 11 днів тому +1

    "There is no one in the truck"
    *truck magically comes to life*

  • @ocleus
    @ocleus 5 років тому +1010

    Woman: There's no one in the truck!
    * *truck proceeds to drive away* *

    • @lindareyna4402
      @lindareyna4402 5 років тому +3

      True lol :) 😂

    • @haileycarley1647
      @haileycarley1647 5 років тому +4

      Aggressive Pug Gaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @FentiHuH
      @FentiHuH 5 років тому +3

      Fr tho I died when it happened lmaooooo 😂

    • @raulty7447
      @raulty7447 5 років тому +2

      “You going to jail, you going to jail and you going to jail”

    • @flurkan3806
      @flurkan3806 5 років тому +2

      Lel

  • @tylerbranch5478
    @tylerbranch5478 5 років тому +300

    Nobody:
    4 year old girl: he is in that shack
    Bounty hunter D: I believe her

    • @nicoleferguson1076
      @nicoleferguson1076 5 років тому +6

      Wasn't she right

    • @kc5093
      @kc5093 5 років тому +3

      Well I mean she was right

    • @kzquia
      @kzquia 5 років тому +3

      Kids don’t lie

    • @kc5093
      @kc5093 5 років тому +1

      Nova Inferno Amv yea

    • @gaigesmith8124
      @gaigesmith8124 5 років тому

      The little girl is MVP

  • @fluxfn7087
    @fluxfn7087 5 років тому +407

    13:52
    Patty: "he's in the car!"
    Car: *drives away*
    Lady: "there's no one in the car"
    😂😂😂

    • @yumnaiftikhar2204
      @yumnaiftikhar2204 5 років тому +4

      SC Flux if there’s know one in the car who’s driving 😂😂

    • @hug0317
      @hug0317 5 років тому +3

      This is Halloween

  • @WestonDeBoer-qb1cj
    @WestonDeBoer-qb1cj Рік тому +11

    Mad respect for these guys dealing with these idiots

  • @OfficerRaymondHKarr-rc8ie
    @OfficerRaymondHKarr-rc8ie 3 роки тому +3501

    i just realized. patty’s job is basically hide and seek but he’s always the seeker

    • @wh0re4urmom82
      @wh0re4urmom82 3 роки тому +27

      I didn’t think I’d see you here. Too much of that shuffle man.

    • @kianwilliams178
      @kianwilliams178 3 роки тому +44

      my brother is a bail enforcement agent and he says often they are cool and go with him no problem but he has 1 or 2 every week who hide and try running

    • @endritshaqiri3459
      @endritshaqiri3459 3 роки тому +14

      also its wayy more violent

    • @thecoolfriendsunnys7209
      @thecoolfriendsunnys7209 3 роки тому +5

      @@endritshaqiri3459 true

    • @graciekingston3650
      @graciekingston3650 2 роки тому +3

      i thought the same thing watching this

  • @alliejordan2478
    @alliejordan2478 5 років тому +321

    *Patty argues*
    +dog runs up+
    Patty "HEY BUDDY :3"

    • @samuelkerr4912
      @samuelkerr4912 5 років тому +3

      Our man has his way with dogs

    • @maliah1182
      @maliah1182 5 років тому +2

      He does it so the dog doesn’t hurt him

    • @darknessplays1085
      @darknessplays1085 5 років тому +1

      Hooman vs us dogs who win? Dis won 🐕

    • @Fiezra
      @Fiezra 5 років тому

      UvU

    • @masonwilliams730
      @masonwilliams730 5 років тому

      gotta be friends with the dogs they are the most dangerous

  • @mads5549
    @mads5549 5 років тому +293

    Patty: “hi buddy, hi buddy” (to dog in a sweet voice)
    Also patty: “back outa my face!” ( in deep voice)😂

    • @issqsskatingclips9108
      @issqsskatingclips9108 5 років тому +1

      Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã nice comment but u a gacha fan gir

    • @txccrnfzzling2275
      @txccrnfzzling2275 5 років тому +1

      Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã lol this sound came at the exact same time as i readed this comment

    • @mads5549
      @mads5549 5 років тому +2

      Issq wydm?

    • @laurencoleman3191
      @laurencoleman3191 5 років тому +1

      Ikr I can’t stop laughing at it

    • @euhly9401
      @euhly9401 5 років тому +1

      Love it

  • @Mikkorokz
    @Mikkorokz Рік тому +2

    Bro when patty says “just shut up” got me dead

  • @noracellehcim
    @noracellehcim 5 років тому +391

    " My safe word is pineapple juice"
    That will never get old

  • @shylam6671
    @shylam6671 5 років тому +355

    Her: "get off my property!"
    Patty: " Lady we're not the F'ing cops...you been watching too much 'Live PD' "
    Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that show!

  • @Mr.Cam2
    @Mr.Cam2 4 роки тому +2440

    That kid deserves a sticker for Helping honestly

  • @awakened.edits.
    @awakened.edits. 6 місяців тому +4

    I love watching old patty mayo videos lol,
    the girls: we don't know who you're talking about.
    2 minutes later
    the girls: what did he do???

  • @laurasocolan825
    @laurasocolan825 5 років тому +435

    Deep manly voice: GET OUT OF MY WAY
    Sees doggo:
    5 octaves higher: Hiiii buddy

    • @kamrynwhelc
      @kamrynwhelc 5 років тому +8

      Ikr I laughed so hard

    • @alfred7715
      @alfred7715 5 років тому +9

      doggoa can change anyone's mood

    • @breadxst1cks_688
      @breadxst1cks_688 5 років тому +3

      @@alfred7715 so true

    • @kane3261
      @kane3261 5 років тому

      he is like keanu reeves

  • @bunsasmr1135
    @bunsasmr1135 5 років тому +1173

    DAMN THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE THINK THAT LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD SHOULD GET A A SUPPLY OF CANDY(omg I have never had 667 likes thxs so much)
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  • @BinReApEr40246
    @BinReApEr40246 5 років тому +365

    TESLA: I’m the first self driving car
    Red truck: hold my beer

  • @SincerelyCam
    @SincerelyCam Рік тому +1

    "Hey bud, hey buddy❤"
    "BACK OUT OF MY FACE!"
    💀

  • @cmac9029
    @cmac9029 4 роки тому +452

    I think you actually had 1 huge problem, 1 tall problem, 1 skinny problem, and 1 very helpful kid

  • @asal.9216
    @asal.9216 5 років тому +123

    Patty: Back up, back up!!
    *dog comes*
    Patty: hi bud, hi buddy
    me: bahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alimrahman1805
      @alimrahman1805 5 років тому

      Same i was going to comment but i saw yours so i did not bothersome

  • @studd8898
    @studd8898 3 роки тому +1372

    I love how he stops arguing just to pet the dog

    • @notacourier
      @notacourier 2 роки тому +16

      he is a true legend for doing that

    • @virusrocker
      @virusrocker 2 роки тому +4

      and then starts arguing again

    • @merpymanda3rd5713
      @merpymanda3rd5713 Рік тому +4

      Same here

    • @acemcmillan6873
      @acemcmillan6873 Рік тому +1

      @@merpymanda3rd5713 These guys are nothing but thugs / There not the law / cops and are more rogue than the real cops.they should have called the law to remove these goons from private property. Call the police to get theses thugs of their property . Mama big tits real classy .

    • @acemcmillan6873
      @acemcmillan6873 Рік тому +1

      @@notacourier Bounty Hunters / Want to be cops. / disrespectful to public. Tits is the choice of their vocabulary

  • @tikilo3303
    @tikilo3303 4 місяці тому +2

    Why is no one talking about how the mom was like I don’t know who my son is 😂. And was he adopted?

  • @itzshinobi1167
    @itzshinobi1167 5 років тому +220

    9:25 *back the f*ck up!*
    9:28 *HI BUDDY*
    9:30 *back out of my face!*

    • @soarandskor.aviation
      @soarandskor.aviation 5 років тому +6

      The_dark Kazekage I have a soft spot for dogs too

    • @shinobibeats1330
      @shinobibeats1330 5 років тому +1

      "side effects of medication include mood swings"

    • @AaronRondale
      @AaronRondale 5 років тому +2

      Did anybody see him on top of the garage door at 40:40?

    • @Ella-fl5tb
      @Ella-fl5tb 5 років тому

      The_dark Kazekage hahaha

    • @zay88
      @zay88 5 років тому

      ME

  • @imbuiltlikerodwave
    @imbuiltlikerodwave 5 років тому +428

    *trucks driving away
    Lady: there is nobody in the truck
    :/

  • @frostchak2163
    @frostchak2163 5 років тому +250

    Patty: How’d you get up there
    Jake: Don’t worry bout it, I’m spider-man.
    I actually laughed so hard when he said he was Spider-Man

    • @hdeer9298
      @hdeer9298 5 років тому

      You copied someone

    • @frostchak2163
      @frostchak2163 5 років тому +1

      XxLovely moonlightxX Umm... I don’t think so. Someone may have said this also, but this is an original comment. If I copied, I’d say something like-
      roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Jake was Spider-Man
      But who are you?

    • @dolo3836
      @dolo3836 5 років тому

      Milky_ Oreo Where’s That part at?

    • @flf6698
      @flf6698 5 років тому

      DoubtIdiot 44:42

    • @slaxyy4112
      @slaxyy4112 5 років тому

      @@flf6698 What is your name

  • @laurakashwer6046
    @laurakashwer6046 27 днів тому +1

    I love how he went hi doggy in a high pitched voice and then started talking to the lady in a low pitched voice 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katelynstrawbridge1984
    @katelynstrawbridge1984 5 років тому +243

    Patty:yelling at women
    Also patty:Hi Bud Hi Buddy “talking to dog”
    Awwwwww patty you’re so cute with dogs but also a Badass

    • @kerbalfleetworks8894
      @kerbalfleetworks8894 5 років тому

      katelyn strawbridge patty: “I’m gonna take that Shepard with me!!” Patty two seconds later: “hi buddy. Good boy good boy.”

    • @tanyalovett2636
      @tanyalovett2636 5 років тому

      That’s some good stuff

    • @katelynstrawbridge1984
      @katelynstrawbridge1984 5 років тому

      That one car guy Budgie 😂😂

  • @connorwheeler1766
    @connorwheeler1766 5 років тому +171

    28:10 patty:”check under the bed”
    Bounty hunter D picks up the whole damn bed 😂😂

  • @kaylin8546
    @kaylin8546 5 років тому +616

    Patty Mayo: Yelling**
    Dog comes
    Patty Mayo: Sweet talks to him 😊
    Then starts yelling again
    😂

    • @blank1120
      @blank1120 5 років тому +3

      Well of course! It's a dog 😂

    • @josephzambrano6711
      @josephzambrano6711 5 років тому +3

      What do u expect dogs are much better than these dumbasses

    • @doggoman2020
      @doggoman2020 5 років тому +2

      That made me laugh so hard

    • @spoonatyt8630
      @spoonatyt8630 5 років тому

      Joseph Zambrano yea i will talk shit to those dumbasses and sweet talk the the cute ass dog

  • @spacegames350
    @spacegames350 День тому

    Damn them guard dogs are amazing 18:42 they should get a raise 😂😂😂

  • @aircranekris
    @aircranekris 4 роки тому +464

    Damn, how much these camera men get paid?! They be jumping semi-high fences WHILE RECORDING PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS!!

    • @raquel.delarosa6432
      @raquel.delarosa6432 4 роки тому +21

      He records better than middle school fights

    • @jtvacca8386
      @jtvacca8386 4 роки тому +11

      They have special camera stands so its super smooth

    • @will_scarborough6487
      @will_scarborough6487 4 роки тому +11

      And they don’t even breathe heavily

    • @jtvacca8386
      @jtvacca8386 4 роки тому +2

      @@will_scarborough6487 because there are dead cats

    • @aircranekris
      @aircranekris 4 роки тому +5

      @@jtvacca8386 i know but they have to hold that and do all this stuff without panting for breathe or even showing signs of it being tiring? Ik that the camera stands keep it from bobbing and shaking all the time but they always record so good without struggle... Idk how to explain what im saying

  • @sydneygeiger9988
    @sydneygeiger9988 5 років тому +681

    Patty:how old are you
    Little girl:19
    Patty: you’re old enough to go to big girl jail
    Had me laughing
    Two seconds later he is calling her darling

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 років тому +7

      Here in England children at the age of 10 can go to jail

    • @shounic4469
      @shounic4469 5 років тому +4

      megan Gibson got damn I feel sorry

    • @Furi_GYT
      @Furi_GYT 5 років тому +3

      They raised that girl so poorly
      I kinda feel bad for the girl...
      (19f)

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 років тому +3

      @@shounic4469 and I'm now 11

    • @remi3036
      @remi3036 5 років тому +2

      megan Gibson And at 9 there parents can for there own fucking crime!

  • @adamrussell4885
    @adamrussell4885 5 років тому +668

    Patty: He’s in the truck!
    Woman: there’s no one in the truck.
    *truck starts driving*
    Wtf 😂😂

  • @Str1kerp0x1FN
    @Str1kerp0x1FN 22 дні тому

    I love how keep saying “Stop” even though they don’t stop. ✋ it’s fucking hilarious.

  • @dfqdqdwwd8370
    @dfqdqdwwd8370 5 років тому +186

    D: "If we cant find him then were taking someone."
    Me: "TAKE THE DOG"

  • @vISsoulIv
    @vISsoulIv 5 років тому +279

    “No ones in the truck”
    Truck: alright ima head out

    • @abdhenehek6742
      @abdhenehek6742 5 років тому +3

      Aesthetic Addict isn’t the meme, ight ima head out

    • @the.zabrak
      @the.zabrak 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @berad187
      @berad187 5 років тому

      🤣😆

  • @sbryant7824
    @sbryant7824 5 років тому +1505

    It’s crazy how messy, cluttered, and disgusting some people let their house be.

    • @samanthacollins6300
      @samanthacollins6300 5 років тому +19

      S Bryant only good thing in that house are they kids and dogs

    • @sbryant7824
      @sbryant7824 5 років тому +21

      Right and the kids and dogs both behave better than the adults. Disgusting.

    • @savagemcdonalds9013
      @savagemcdonalds9013 5 років тому +2

      S Bryant my house is totally not a mess at all

    • @avawalsburg1036
      @avawalsburg1036 5 років тому +5

      Exactly it makes me want to throw up! LIKE PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!😂😂🤢🤮

    • @InvincibleMegaBeast
      @InvincibleMegaBeast 5 років тому

      those kids will have sickness and germs growing up in those environments...shitty parents.

  • @Bigmonkeyooooahah
    @Bigmonkeyooooahah 6 місяців тому +4

    The old lady with the owl tattoo on her neck is lowky a baddie😭🙏

    • @amoxse_
      @amoxse_ 5 місяців тому +1

      💀

  • @_kinyah_
    @_kinyah_ 5 років тому +155

    44:41 had me dead he said "don't worry about it I'm spiderman"😂

  • @jordansbear
    @jordansbear 5 років тому +511

    Patty: GET THE F*** BACK
    *dog walks up*
    Hey bud! Hey bud!

  • @squiggles7921
    @squiggles7921 5 років тому +454

    Pat starts running
    Cameraman: Ahhh shit here we go again

  • @LanceCurry-f9u
    @LanceCurry-f9u 2 місяці тому +1

    6:57 man this conversation is amazing 😂😂

  • @gordonurquhart1354
    @gordonurquhart1354 5 років тому +329

    This beats any Police show going 😂 Patty's is brutally honest.

    • @Sheluvsgustavo
      @Sheluvsgustavo 5 років тому +1

      Gordon Urquhart he’s kinda not honest cause he pays he’s actors

    • @Hsbdhjd
      @Hsbdhjd 5 років тому

      Elite Gaming they’re actors??? aren’t these actual arrests??

    • @Sheluvsgustavo
      @Sheluvsgustavo 5 років тому +1

      Zoe no they aren’t there pay actors cause patty was in the news look it up

    • @cooperraffety3660
      @cooperraffety3660 5 років тому +1

      It's because it's not real. A real officer would get suspended or get a warning/promotion pass-over for doing that shit.

    • @JR-sj3eb
      @JR-sj3eb 5 років тому +3

      Gordon Urquhart it’s called bounty hunting lol

  • @dylanp.972
    @dylanp.972 5 років тому +375

    Mom: There is no one in the truck.
    ( Truck starts driving away. )
    Officially the mom of the year.

  • @inoacababat3686
    @inoacababat3686 5 років тому +387

    “Look under the bed”
    Most people:*kneels to see under bed*
    D: *LIFTS BED*

    • @thehiddeneye9271
      @thehiddeneye9271 5 років тому +14

      as a black man myself i would do the same aint putting my face down there fam XD

    • @aj_wlyms3117
      @aj_wlyms3117 5 років тому +5

      “Look under the bed!”
      D: YEET

  • @baileyloughry6674
    @baileyloughry6674 Рік тому +2

    Love me some patty mayo and boys episodes. Been binge watching for days whenever I'm not working or doing home stuff. I will join when I can afford the extra. ❤

  • @thecandyman6566
    @thecandyman6566 5 років тому +129

    Human runs up behind him: “DONT RUN UP BEHIND ME
    Dog comes up: hey buddyyyy

  • @williamglasser8344
    @williamglasser8344 5 років тому +543

    Mom: "leave my property, he's not in the shed"
    Little girl: "he's in the shed"

  • @amybarnes-collie2069
    @amybarnes-collie2069 5 років тому +209

    9:28 hi bud
    9:29 back tf up
    Mood changed in 1 damn second

  • @JamieLowe789
    @JamieLowe789 Місяць тому +44

    👇if your watching in 2025

  • @Jacob.Bennett
    @Jacob.Bennett 4 роки тому +679

    I love it when Patty says “Your old enough to go to big girl jail.”

  • @dylanlawellin486
    @dylanlawellin486 5 років тому +471

    Truck: “drives”
    Lady: there is no one in the truck
    13:49

  • @JamesHightower18
    @JamesHightower18 5 років тому +516

    “There’s nobody in the truck” as the truck is moving 😂😂😂

    • @fridagalindo6505
      @fridagalindo6505 5 років тому +6

      James Burns I know right...sassy bitch says there's no one...Me: Oh No GhOsT cAr

    • @melonide0767
      @melonide0767 5 років тому

      👻👻👻👻

    • @kas6131
      @kas6131 5 років тому +1

      Lol as if the truck was moving by its self

  • @valeriemcleod937
    @valeriemcleod937 2 місяці тому +1

    So, first it's "Run, Jake, RUN!", now it's "This isn't who you THINK, it is".

  • @isaacgutzakaisaac_3.710
    @isaacgutzakaisaac_3.710 5 років тому +128

    “You’ve been watching too much live pd” 🤣🤣🤣 dead

  • @matthewsavagezukerburg403
    @matthewsavagezukerburg403 5 років тому +205

    Jake: (Hides in shack)
    4 Year old sister: I’m bout to end this whole man’s career!

  • @tacocat5472
    @tacocat5472 5 років тому +100

    “Thers someone in the truck right here”
    “THERE IS NO ONE IN THAT TRUCK”
    Truck drives off. 13:53

    • @Patukah1879
      @Patukah1879 5 років тому +1

      Truck: Hold my gasoline

  • @TaylorHall-z8i
    @TaylorHall-z8i Місяць тому +1

    So happy to see you!!

  • @wexflow
    @wexflow 5 років тому +689

    Patty: who was in the car
    Her:nobody was in the car
    Patty: oh so it drove itself
    The car:🅰🆄🆃🅾🅱🅾🆃🆂 🆁🅾🅻🅻 🅾🆄🆃

    • @cruelty9003
      @cruelty9003 5 років тому +3

      The Epic NinjaFox and the fact that she said yes it drove itself

    • @jiancarlosuarez6603
      @jiancarlosuarez6603 5 років тому +1

      Whahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

    • @blaaake6010
      @blaaake6010 5 років тому +3

      The only funny comment in this whole section and it has 32 likes😂😂😂😂

    • @micahkenneth578
      @micahkenneth578 5 років тому +1

      😆 omg thats the funniest ...

    • @wexflow
      @wexflow 5 років тому

      I honestly didn't think that this would be that funny. 😀

  • @baileypiwinski6366
    @baileypiwinski6366 5 років тому +169

    "There's nobody in the truck."
    Me: Well holy sh*t, a magic truck.

  • @michaellambert6897
    @michaellambert6897 5 років тому +186

    No one:
    Truck: Starts driving
    Woman: tHeRs No OnE iN tHe TrUcK

  • @LanceCurry-f9u
    @LanceCurry-f9u 2 місяці тому +1

    That little kid they are talking abt in the beginning knows exactly what’s he’s doing

  • @jayjay42069
    @jayjay42069 5 років тому +245

    * someone starts driving the truck* " ThErEs NoOnE iN tHe TrUcK"

  • @yannaaa.2x831
    @yannaaa.2x831 5 років тому +513

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody: I promise to god nobody:
    Patty: MamA BiG tItS
    Edit: thanks for the likes❤️❤️💯

    • @emileebyrnes6992
      @emileebyrnes6992 5 років тому +2

      Ayanna Ransom I’m glad you heard this to🤣

    • @cadencewilson1219
      @cadencewilson1219 5 років тому +1

      Ayanna Ransom what time

    • @getdeleted383
      @getdeleted383 5 років тому +1

      Ayanna Ransom when he said that i got uncomfortable but laughed

    • @notwhoyouknow1762
      @notwhoyouknow1762 5 років тому +1

      Ayanna Ransom 24:12 He’s stares right at them and then tries to play it off by looking away

    • @jxmmyyhndrxx8168
      @jxmmyyhndrxx8168 5 років тому +2

      Lmao

  • @asandal1598
    @asandal1598 5 років тому +308

    Stupid teen :u don't have proof
    Camera man: tf am I here for

    • @grc3222
      @grc3222 5 років тому +2

      Supplied people am I right 👌

    • @grc3222
      @grc3222 5 років тому +1

      Stupid

    • @mathiassaucedo1217
      @mathiassaucedo1217 5 років тому +6

      Stupid teen: you don’t have proof
      Camera Man: Am I a joke to you?

    • @حسن-ل2ظ
      @حسن-ل2ظ 5 років тому

      @@mathiassaucedo1217 copycat

    • @kae.916
      @kae.916 5 років тому +2

      lol

  • @KathyKlein-nv7lb
    @KathyKlein-nv7lb 19 днів тому

    We love u HARVEY from Toledo Ohio ❤

  • @miloreedfield4576
    @miloreedfield4576 5 років тому +219

    Patty: “ Tweedle double D and Double Dumb”
    I laughed so hard😂

  • @roninfredo6844
    @roninfredo6844 5 років тому +159

    "There's no one in the truck"!
    *Truck speeds off*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @warwickmurray168
    @warwickmurray168 5 років тому +247

    The woman: “It’s not Jake, It’s not Jake!” Me: “She has a point, It’s Jose.”