I am currently in hospital at the moment and my nurses are worth their weight in gold but this made me laugh more than it should have. It is so accurate.
@Monica Just say "I haven't passed yet." Don't take it as a failure but see it as a learning opportunity. There is a lot of power in "Yet"; you are telling yourself that you will get there and that your eyes and heart are still fixed on your goal.
Nurses are wonderful, under appreciated, under paid & over worked. Good job, Jimmy. Sending lots of respect & much love to all those who care for us in our vulnerable moments- you deserve better.
I had a conversation with my nurse practitioner the other day that went something like this: "I'm sorry you have to do this... I bet you never thought when you were going through all that schooling you'd end up burning bumps off the feet of middle aged fat ladies in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon." "Oh Honey, you have nooooo idea - this? This is the good part of my day."
I had a code brown last week when a quadriplegic patient, while being moved from bed to wheelchair in a sling lifter, opened their bowels generously on my shoe. "Whoops, there it goes!", they said. I laughed, then I looked down, then I laughed again. What else can you do?
I’m a retired ICU ED registered nurse and I try to never mention it. I work in an office but no freaking way am I being the first aid person! I’ve been into hospital as a patient and just disconnect myself from machines to do what I have to do and I even give free tutorials to student nurses and ENs on how to setup equipment and use it! I retired after my last 16 hour shift in December 2015. 8 hours In emergency and 8 hours in ICU with the patient I brought up from emergency! I voluntarily remained on the pandemic register in case I was needed as there are not many nurses in my town who can manage a ventilator but got put out to pasture! Best thing about being a nurse was the job satisfaction and worst thing no sleep and inability to catch up with friends due to our rosters. Now I’m in an office. Best thing about being in the office is I don’t have to see naked people at work and worst thing not being able to sedate and restrain the people around me 😀 PS you got one thing wrong, I drink coffee stone cold now as you couldn’t get to a microwave to warm it much less take a pee for about 12 hours! 😀
“Being able to sedate the people around you” easy to see you were ICU :p one of the other UA-cam channels I watch said “ICU nurse, for when you want to care for people but you don’t care FOR people” :p
I went to Westmead Public Hospital for our baby few years ago and the nurses and midwives were just angles. It saddens me to see some people go to hospitals and just start fights over miniscule inconveniences.
Question: How many hours are you supposed to have to work on a 12 hour sleepover shift? Answer: Four Question: How many hours do you get paid for on a 10 hour sleepover shift? Answer: About six Question: How many hours do you actually work on a 12 hour sleepover shift? Answer: Thirteen
@@thelazylizardmatt You deserve many Thanks for standing up for what you knew was truth, then acting on it. Thanks for walking away from a disgraceful corrupted system. I am sure it cost you somehow, money wise. Thankyou! Much Love xo
Well since the primary purpose of a hospital is to screw with natural selection and create a breed of subscription pill poppers, I would quite prefer if they had NO STAFF. Any building that mandates masks should simply be burned down.
When l did CPR the instructor actually said the beat of/ tune" staying Alive" was actually the correct timing for breath then compressions if you lost count numerical count.🤣
I laughed a little too hard at old nurses not wanting to let anyone know they are a nurse…. The realism of this is amazing. And also why a nurse is not fazed by your s!*t. Its what we do.
As I nurse I have sung you can take this job and shove it more times than I care to remember. You also missed the bladder that never gets emptied at work. 😂😂😂
I think the bladder is in there - where do the patients' bodily fluids go? All over me. And where do your bodily fluids go? They stay in me. I took that as a reference to not getting a chance to take a bathroom break.
Hey man! I just want to say your my goddam childhood. Everytime back in 2014 when I was a little kid, I would always watch “Abc 4 Kids” and would always see you in giggle or hoot! Your so goddam nostalgic to me, I would see your morning and night song which is the most nostalgic. I was scrolling through tiktok and I saw your video, and I was like “Hey I recognised this man from somewhere” and then I did research and found out you were that guy. Your a goddam legend.
I ❤my nurses & when this was sent to me, I noticed that a number of my friends & family who are nurses are listed as having liked this vid. Hilarious!!!
Insulting!!! There is a lot more to nursing than "poo". Being a registered nurse requires critical thinking skills and clinical reasoning, ensuring safe patient treatment.
After a couple heart attacks and a handful of assorted old man bullsh*t....I have never met a Nurse I didn't like...guess I'm just lucky but every one, man or woman, old or young, was always nice and seemed sincere in their desire to see me pull through.
@bradsutter1959 Your post is straight down-to-earth and optimistic. Probably exactly like yourself Bradley. I imagine Nurses are great readers of people. You placed your trust in them, and they liked you right back. It's a good recipe for living 😊
How many of the nurses seeing this brains went "code Brown - external emergency" and then thought "yes, poo when we're trying to be funny" said dead pan, because all the humour is gone and there is just so much poo we have a 1000 different names for it. No Jimmy, that would not be funny, trust me it doesn't go down well at dinner parties.
I love the video jokes, but I find the camera moving constantly a little jarring. Especially since it seems to be added in post. Just a bit too much, and too repetitive. My opinion, probably not worth much.
I am currently in hospital at the moment and my nurses are worth their weight in gold but this made me laugh more than it should have. It is so accurate.
are you there because you had a 💡moment?😉😁
@@vanessagoddess1 I wish it was just that.
@Monica Just say "I haven't passed yet." Don't take it as a failure but see it as a learning opportunity. There is a lot of power in "Yet"; you are telling yourself that you will get there and that your eyes and heart are still fixed on your goal.
Took my NCLEX -RN test last week and passed with 145 questions on my first try!! Huge Thanks to Mis ELISABETH HELEN, she is a game changer
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I have sat for NCLEX Exam for the 9th time now and still failed , i guess licence isn't meant for people like me🤦♂️💔😥
Nurses are wonderful, under appreciated, under paid & over worked. Good job, Jimmy. Sending lots of respect & much love to all those who care for us in our vulnerable moments- you deserve better.
#NaziNurses
I had a conversation with my nurse practitioner the other day that went something like this:
"I'm sorry you have to do this... I bet you never thought when you were going through all that schooling you'd end up burning bumps off the feet of middle aged fat ladies in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon."
"Oh Honey, you have nooooo idea - this? This is the good part of my day."
I had a code brown last week when a quadriplegic patient, while being moved from bed to wheelchair in a sling lifter, opened their bowels generously on my shoe. "Whoops, there it goes!", they said. I laughed, then I looked down, then I laughed again. What else can you do?
I’m a retired ICU ED registered nurse and I try to never mention it. I work in an office but no freaking way am I being the first aid person! I’ve been into hospital as a patient and just disconnect myself from machines to do what I have to do and I even give free tutorials to student nurses and ENs on how to setup equipment and use it!
I retired after my last 16 hour shift in December 2015. 8 hours In emergency and 8 hours in ICU with the patient I brought up from emergency! I voluntarily remained on the pandemic register in case I was needed as there are not many nurses in my town who can manage a ventilator but got put out to pasture!
Best thing about being a nurse was the job satisfaction and worst thing no sleep and inability to catch up with friends due to our rosters. Now I’m in an office.
Best thing about being in the office is I don’t have to see naked people at work and worst thing not being able to sedate and restrain the people around me 😀
PS you got one thing wrong, I drink coffee stone cold now as you couldn’t get to a microwave to warm it much less take a pee for about 12 hours! 😀
thankyou for stepping in during Covid.
“Being able to sedate the people around you” easy to see you were ICU :p one of the other UA-cam channels I watch said “ICU nurse, for when you want to care for people but you don’t care FOR people” :p
My previous neighbour was a nurse and while I knew she didn’t want many people to know 😊
Anyone that works triage or waiting room should definitely get to add ‘zookeeper’ to their résumé!
Amen for nurses. The most critical thing in a hospital. Unending respect.
#NaziNurses
I have a daughter who is a nurse, 2 sister in laws who are and so many family and friends who are or were nurses. Some of the conversations are TMI.
Tell me more tell me more.
Nurses anthem is AC/DC dirty deeds done dirt cheap.
I went to Westmead Public Hospital for our baby few years ago and the nurses and midwives were just angles. It saddens me to see some people go to hospitals and just start fights over miniscule inconveniences.
Just angles or just angels?
@@SpecialSalads 🤓
No kidding, how obtuse!
They were angles?? You mean angELs 😇
Amazing, right? My nurse helped me do a total 180 degrees when I was in hospital 18 months ago! *boom*
It's uncanny how he knows all the reasons I left nursing.
Absolutely gold 😂
I wish my job interviews were that much fun 😅
‘Who needs sleep? The Barenaked Ladies’ love that song 😊😁
Code Brown is external disaster. Somebody's poo has become external.
Question: How many hours are you supposed to have to work on a 12 hour sleepover shift?
Answer: Four
Question: How many hours do you get paid for on a 10 hour sleepover shift?
Answer: About six
Question: How many hours do you actually work on a 12 hour sleepover shift?
Answer: Thirteen
What’s a sleepover shift and where do I find one? Asking for a frien… it’s me, I’m asking for me 😂
Anyone with an MD is a walking target. I will never forget how they lied to us.
The sheep here.... Staggering, even now after the truth has and still is, coming out.
That's why I got out.
@Outback what truth?
@@thelazylizardmatt You deserve many Thanks for standing up for what you knew was truth, then acting on it. Thanks for walking away from a disgraceful corrupted system. I am sure it cost you somehow, money wise. Thankyou! Much Love xo
Your videos are always funny yet so true
You missed. When do you do compulsory training to keep your registration?A.On your days off.Who pays for that training?A.Most of the time you do.
I'm an RN and this is gold. Thank you Jimmy 💖 xx
Forgot the part where all hospitals are under staffed so we do double shifts which is usually another 8 or 10 hours. But love it either way.
Well since the primary purpose of a hospital is to screw with natural selection and create a breed of subscription pill poppers, I would quite prefer if they had NO STAFF. Any building that mandates masks should simply be burned down.
Impatience.
"I was just following orders" won't cut it SALIH, Nuremburg 2.0 incoming, You will ALL be going down.
Good work! Love it, well done
Got out of hospital Friday, and came down with COVID-19 over the weekend....but I can say this is pretty true, based on what I saw !!!😂
How many booster shots are you up to ?
@@outback7092 2 original astrozenica, and 2 boosters of Moderna
That was just so funny and so correct!!
Ambos CPR song - is staying alive
When l did CPR the instructor actually said the beat of/ tune" staying Alive" was actually the correct timing for breath then compressions if you lost count numerical count.🤣
Only cos it’s more tactful and PC than Another One Bites The Dust…
“Take this job and shove it” was made famous by Johnny Paycheck.
Omg!!! LMAO!! Spot on!! This is brilliant!! 😂😂
He doesn’t need an Oscar, and Oscar needs him 😂
👇
The only time I would agree. Yes, this clown is an Oscar player.
YES.
ALLLLL of the yes.
Nailed it.
Professional Zookeeper here 🙋🏻♂️almost had to take a patient to the zoo for a CT because they wouldn’t fit in ours once 😂
Yep, I can relate to pretty much all of this.
Not a nurse, BUT FUNNIEST ONE EVER.
Apols to nurses.
"... at every opportunity." 🤣🤣
Sooo good!
I laughed a little too hard at old nurses not wanting to let anyone know they are a nurse…. The realism of this is amazing.
And also why a nurse is not fazed by your s!*t. Its what we do.
Sending to all my nurse friends now 😂😂
As I nurse I have sung you can take this job and shove it more times than I care to remember. You also missed the bladder that never gets emptied at work. 😂😂😂
I think the bladder is in there - where do the patients' bodily fluids go? All over me. And where do your bodily fluids go? They stay in me. I took that as a reference to not getting a chance to take a bathroom break.
I don't miss it, well maybe just a little.
Me too. But not enough to go back!
The zoo keeper 😂😂😂
Chocolate or poo? That does not sound like a fun game 😂😂
Hey man! I just want to say your my goddam childhood. Everytime back in 2014 when I was a little kid, I would always watch “Abc 4 Kids” and would always see you in giggle or hoot! Your so goddam nostalgic to me, I would see your morning and night song which is the most nostalgic. I was scrolling through tiktok and I saw your video, and I was like “Hey I recognised this man from somewhere” and then I did research and found out you were that guy. Your a goddam legend.
Text, what's this? SPOT ON! 🤣😂...😭😭🤣
I ❤my nurses & when this was sent to me, I noticed that a number of my friends & family who are nurses are listed as having liked this vid.
Hilarious!!!
Another ripper Jimmy....
Two by two, hands of blue!
So good 😊
No. 1 love the content
😂❤ off to hospital tomorrow 😢
Be careful lol😊
Hope everything turns out well for you 👍
All the best, and be nice to your nurses!
Insulting!!!
There is a lot more to nursing than "poo". Being a registered nurse requires critical thinking skills and clinical reasoning, ensuring safe patient treatment.
After a couple heart attacks and a handful of assorted old man bullsh*t....I have never met a Nurse I didn't like...guess I'm just lucky but every one, man or woman, old or young, was always nice and seemed sincere in their desire to see me pull through.
@bradsutter1959 Your post is straight down-to-earth and optimistic. Probably exactly like yourself Bradley. I imagine Nurses are great readers of people. You placed your trust in them, and they liked you right back. It's a good recipe for living 😊
I’m definitely a zoo keeper 😢
We don't have a bed. Yes you do but no staff to support it
Daughter just started her first year nursing degree, hope she finds this as funny as i did.
😂
Man that BEEP was far too loud. Great video though :)
Brilliant! Whats next? Test to become a politician ?
Hey Jimmy I'm writing on my mum's account 😊 she would really live to see midwifes
Lov your videos. 😊
How many of the nurses seeing this brains went "code Brown - external emergency" and then thought "yes, poo when we're trying to be funny" said dead pan, because all the humour is gone and there is just so much poo we have a 1000 different names for it. No Jimmy, that would not be funny, trust me it doesn't go down well at dinner parties.
I love the video jokes, but I find the camera moving constantly a little jarring. Especially since it seems to be added in post. Just a bit too much, and too repetitive. My opinion, probably not worth much.