Its actually impossible to beat him, and even if you cheat and give yourself more points then he has he still wins. There is literally no scenario for you to win, they didn't make anything for that possibility.
You literally can't beat him. There is no programmed situation where you win. Even if you cheat to get more points than him he still wins because he's the Pop Star Prince. You're just supposed to do the best you can because Miracle can respect that.
This man single handedly taught us all to get down and groovy and perfect our dancing skill on the disco floor without mistakes all so we could ultimately lose and have the crowd boo us off stage We love you Miracle
Honestly? I feel the same! I prefer Koi no Disco Queen to the song it was modeled after for instance. I was thinking they must have a hell of a sound department to create the disco and karaoke songs they did. Of course, MJ was the King of Pop for a reason, but this ain't too bad either...
I’m come from far away I had no idea why came to here Even though I know just run way Day by day, I kept quaffing beer I didn’t have dreams until my life Who can say where the road goes I only believed this chaotic knife My heart was almost froze But I found her in the dance floor, oh baby She caught my eyes and take away the darkness of mind I had a crush on her, some kind of thunderbolt Every day, every night She drives me crazy now Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine Now! Get up! Yeah she’s all mine Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine I was born for fall in love with her No one can’t stop me
1:15 NO! Get out! I ain't gonna recognize! NO! Get out! This shit is on my eyes! NO! Get out! No I ain't gonna recognize! I was getting boogie down with her! (shamon~) JUST ADMIT!
Lyrics: I’m come from far away I had no idea why came to here Even though I know just run way Day by day, I kept quaffing beer I didn’t have dreams until my life Who can say where the road goes I only believed this chaotic knife My heart was almost froze But I found her in the dance floor, oh baby She caught my eyes and take away the darkness of mind I had a crush on her, some kind of thunderbolt Every day, every night She drives me crazy now Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine Now! Get up! Yeah she’s all mine Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine I was born for fall in love with her No one can’t stop me
Funnily enough I three star'd every song in 1-3 tries, with the sole exception of Queen of Passion hard. Damn near went made at a minimum of 8 attempts, maybe it's the tempo.
I sent a text to a girl once that said "I have a crush on you, some kind of thunderbolt" and got back to the weirdest set of emojis....I didnt even explain it after lol
The only thing I was upset about is that it is to short. Also that I couldn't at least put up a fight against Miracle in the dance battle since I consider this the hardest song to dance too.
4:04 come on, it's Bad from michael jackson ! ( -Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on (Really really bad) You know I'm bad, I'm bad you know it (Really really bad))
Long live Miracle Johnson! This song is bad!
That's rad!
Phrasing my dood
my name jeff XD
"Bad" lmap
You know it
*_Top 10 Worst Massacres in Human History:_*
-Dancing against Miracle Johnson
That guy taught me how to master this song as kiryu
I was relieved when i didnt had to beat him to actually complete the sub story
pokemaniako21 it’s actually scripted to make MJ win, which is awesome
Its actually impossible to beat him, and even if you cheat and give yourself more points then he has he still wins. There is literally no scenario for you to win, they didn't make anything for that possibility.
You literally can't beat him. There is no programmed situation where you win. Even if you cheat to get more points than him he still wins because he's the Pop Star Prince.
You're just supposed to do the best you can because Miracle can respect that.
Wait, so if Kiryu and Majima are rocking out to this song, does this make them Smooth Criminals?
LOL
It makes them bad
@@boogie7972 You know it
Wait till you've been struck. You won't be seeing stars you'll be amung them by reaching terminal velocity via struck.
So, all those thugs they beat up should be happy, for they've been struck down by smooth criminals.
This man single handedly taught us all to get down and groovy and perfect our dancing skill on the disco floor without mistakes all so we could ultimately lose and have the crowd boo us off stage
We love you Miracle
I wasn't even mad that I lost. I did the best I could, and just had fun dancing with Miracle.
@@Bobby__B as we all should
@@Insomnia-Demon I definitely didn't expect to find Junko's sister here.
@@rivendzi faking my death gave me a ton of free time, time I mostly spend on UA-cam really.
Yakuza 0 is a serious game.
(Guest starring Miracle Johnson)
and stephen spinning
And a bunch of prn actresses
Featuring Dante from the Devil Cay Cry series
Friend: This sounds like Michael J-
Me: ITS MIRACLE JOHNSON YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
This sounds like Michael J-
Sega: "SSSSSHHHHHH! They shouldn't know!"
If you hate this song that's probably because you had a hard time when dancing battle with Ogita
LOL
Disco is the worst minigame.
And the Media/Disco King xD
I smoked Ogita
I hate that there was no disco in kiwami so every second I spend on kiwami I just say "I miss the 80"
"They say he's the one!"
I giggled at every song reference they pulled.
It’s just human nature
Choose a box “black or white”
Kiryu: “oh plz, the man sticks out like a white glove” (paraphrasing)
-dances on the spot and spins-
Black or white?
Jazz Madison never pick White
It don't matter
Black all tge way.
once you go Black...
Just gimmie the damn encounter finder, Jackson....
How is it these rip offs are still better than chart music these days. The inclusion of Steve Spinning and Miracle Johnson in Yakuza was brilliant.
Honestly? I feel the same! I prefer Koi no Disco Queen to the song it was modeled after for instance. I was thinking they must have a hell of a sound department to create the disco and karaoke songs they did.
Of course, MJ was the King of Pop for a reason, but this ain't too bad either...
@@Harkz0r It does take talent to make songs like this even if the thing your modelling it after is a big success, this is pure talent too.
They did a pretty good job of making a song that sounded like one the king of pop would actually have made.
I’m come from far away
I had no idea why came to here
Even though I know just run way
Day by day, I kept quaffing beer
I didn’t have dreams until my life
Who can say where the road goes
I only believed this chaotic knife
My heart was almost froze
But I found her in the dance floor, oh baby
She caught my eyes and take away the darkness of mind
I had a crush on her, some kind of thunderbolt
Every day, every night
She drives me crazy now
Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine
Now! Get up! Yeah she’s all mine
Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine
I was born for fall in love with her
No one can’t stop me
Glorious absence of grammar xD
Amazing 😍😍😍
...And then a doctor confesed to her while i was dressed as a drag pimp
they definetly toook the lyrics from Google Translate lmfao
Thanks for the lyrics, Toriko. Great song.
This song is so good I didn't even mind having to repeat the dance battle many times.
This feels like part of the best musical that was never made.
Such a smooth song, almost criminally smooth.
thank you miracle johnson
Finally got around to play this game.
It's ABSOLUTELY LEGENDARY!
1:15
NO! Get out! I ain't gonna recognize!
NO! Get out! This shit is on my eyes!
NO! Get out! No I ain't gonna recognize!
I was getting boogie down with her!
(shamon~) JUST ADMIT!
Hit the chorus just as I found this and it does fit!
Samurai!
Hey man!
“Who’s bad?!”
“Woo!”
"Chk chk!"
"..."
"Can we just get this over with?"
Lyrics: I’m come from far away
I had no idea why came to here
Even though I know just run way
Day by day, I kept quaffing beer
I didn’t have dreams until my life
Who can say where the road goes
I only believed this chaotic knife
My heart was almost froze
But I found her in the dance floor, oh baby
She caught my eyes and take away the darkness of mind
I had a crush on her, some kind of thunderbolt
Every day, every night
She drives me crazy now
Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine
Now! Get up! Yeah she’s all mine
Now! Get up! Oh I’m gonna make her mine
I was born for fall in love with her
No one can’t stop me
This song is a miracle
Damn it Pat! Song is stuck in my head.
When did pat bump this song lol
.....I wonder what Miracle Johnson looked like after Kiryu served his time for Nishiki's actions.
Skin turned pale white and long black hair.
does anyone else imagine miracle himself singing this song? lmao
There aren't enough grunts in this song
it needs at least 10
Many don't know it, but the full title of this song is "I'm Gonna Make Her Yoshitaka Mine".
moral of the story is never pick white
Lmao true, good thing I looked up the rewards before picking.
I pick white the first time and got a baseball shirt.
@@xavierfaust9417 I was thinking about searching it up but it ruins the game
@@rixxrdo1781 I wanted to 100% as much as I could my first run.
WHO'S BAD
Anyone having flashbacks to almost breaking their controller trying to get the cp for this?
RiceHD The Hard dance is absolutely insane
Funnily enough I three star'd every song in 1-3 tries, with the sole exception of Queen of Passion hard.
Damn near went made at a minimum of 8 attempts, maybe it's the tempo.
@Stratford's Buses Did people actually struggle that hard? The most attempts I put in was 12 on one song that I cannot remember. Queen something.
For me it was queen of passion, it only took me 3 tries max to get this one
I had fever time about 3 times but it didn't give me enough points for three stars. It was so hard.
Oh boy the three stars on this was a nightmare on hard mode
Why are people so bad at disco lol
Queen of Passion is harder and I'm willing to fight over this
queen of passion is free
Discovered this by accident
This is pure fire
Like, Australia levels
I was just playing the bowling mini-game and this song got me 11 strikes in a row
Thanks Miracle Johnson. 🙌
I sent a text to a girl once that said "I have a crush on you, some kind of thunderbolt" and got back to the weirdest set of emojis....I didnt even explain it after lol
💀
By the way yakuza 0 is now on the xbox game pass for the first time
this is a banger
I never knew how good this song was until I met the miracle man
How am I supposed to do my homework if this music is jammin so hard?
Kiryu are you okay?
Are you okay Kiryu?
So, Kiryu, are you okay?
Kiryu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Kiryu?
You've been hit by *boom* *boom*
You've been hit by *boom* *boom*
A smooth Majima
HOO SAMURAI!
This song was such hell in the vs substories,
Miracle Johnson is the GOAT
This counts as boss music
What an absolute BOP
I though I was listening to some japanese pop song. Then I noticed it was Yakuza 0. this really do be good
Everyone should try quaffing beer once in their life
best song in the game this belter! :D Thanks for this Isopod.
Japanese Mumble-rap : hearing English in the entire song, but not understanding a word he's saying
CUZ IM BAD
IM BAD
CMON
GET ON IT
IM BAD
SO BAD
CMON
IM BAD
LETS PARTY NIGHT!
WOO~
Sounds so different without the constant stepping sounds
Ryu Ga Gotuko Deserves the World and Sega the Heaven.
Just what we needed
Tried to do my job while listening to this. All 11 minutes have passed and I made no progress 🤣
İ opened this song to my cat now he's Miracle Johnson.
this song is freaking underrated imho
best game ever
*_Day by day, I kept quaffing beer_*
TOKYO HAS FALLEN
Disco Night baby.....love the 80s.
Woo!
i didnt notice the engrish till i read the lyrics while listening. still great though
Best yakuza game
I won this dance by 38 points at disco... It was my 29th dance on row...
I love the song, but holy hell does Ogita suck my soul out of my body
Me and the homie walking into the club doing the same 4 moves over and over
I love the Japanese accent
THRILEEERRRR!!
Sounds more like "Bad" than anything.
Very nice 👌
The only thing I was upset about is that it is to short.
Also that I couldn't at least put up a fight against Miracle in the dance battle since I consider this the hardest song to dance too.
me utterly fails at going against miracle and getting 1 star score
miracle: You were really good
me: in my dreams yea
Samurai!!!
4:04 come on, it's Bad from michael jackson !
( -Because I'm bad, I'm bad come on (Really really bad)
You know I'm bad, I'm bad you know it (Really really bad))
It's supose to be
hey man!
Nothing like destroy on Disco!!!But this song is almost impossible lol,almost 7000 points for 3 stars? Koi no disco queen just need 5000
I love this song regardless, but I do have one problem. The English language lyric sounds muffled for some reason. Why is that?
WE LOVE YOU MJ
I hope I can just find a 3-4 minute extension of this but alas
Now i can't help but picture wario doong the torture dance with this song
Yoooo~! Samurai....
I first get slapped by miracle johson then media king king kicked my ass so hard...
Dude i hate dancing
*Ogita has entered the chat*
Ms.Isobe joins
You've been struck by
A Samuto Kurimino.
Wooo!
LET'S PARTY NIGHT!
SAMURAI!
それは見事だ
Tsuki aruki Moon 🌙walking 🚶
😖. Have you tried doing combos?
I just realized the name “Miracle Johnson” is a reference to Michael Jackson
👁yesssuh 🐲.
Wow
Whenever I heard this I thought of the ghost busters song
I love when they try to use English. It’s just so bad but it’s a cheeky bad.
Who's listening to this in 2018? 😎
Zack Smith what difficulty are you playing the game on?
Damn. Try and go for the song with the slowest beat.
Zack Smith no im for training. Try slow songs first then increase from there.
I'm listening to it in 1988.
Soon to be 2019
2019 🐲🎉🎤💰🔥
MEDIA KIIIING!!
I'm so terrible at this mini game :,(
It’s way too hard. I had to use a trainer to cheat
this song sounds like "I'm bad" from Michael Jackson.
Don't you mean "Miracle Jhonson"?
I dare all of you guys do put 1.25x speed
am i the only one who hears discord notification sound?
Starcat
YOW