The Worst Tribe In Modern Survivor - Survivor 45

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
  • The self proclaimed Lulu losers took the Survivor fandom by storm with their horrendous gameplay, lack of self awareness, and a whole lot of making Jeff Probst mad.
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    00:00 - Crashing...
    13:18 - ...and Burning

КОМЕНТАРІ • 517

  • @BrandonFromSurvivor45
    @BrandonFromSurvivor45 6 місяців тому +322

    Hahahahahahaha

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +87

      Thanks for stopping by Brandon!

    • @juans213
      @juans213 6 місяців тому +24

      The man, the legend

    • @LoveBot
      @LoveBot 6 місяців тому +58

      Branding urself online as the massive loser of a TV show 💀

    • @Saffron831
      @Saffron831 6 місяців тому +59

      @@LoveBot Eh, at the end of the day he had the courage to go out and put himself out there. What have you done in your life that's aroused the interest of others, anonymous internet commenter?

    • @jimlahey7318
      @jimlahey7318 6 місяців тому +25

      @@Saffron831 I think it's more of a casting failure. Same problem with a lot of this season. He had no business being there.

  • @NAPALMANWITHTHEPLAN
    @NAPALMANWITHTHEPLAN 6 місяців тому +668

    Brandon struggling on the ladder made me cringe in a way I never thought possible

    • @ghostoflazlo
      @ghostoflazlo 6 місяців тому +30

      Imagine him robbing a actual bank

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion 6 місяців тому +37

      No way the dude who looks like he strictly uses mayo because ketchup is too spicy couldn’t keep up in the physical challenges? I’m a shocked lil pikachu

    • @Saffron831
      @Saffron831 6 місяців тому +9

      @@nailinthefashion This doesn't make any sense, both mayo and ketchup are unhealthy? And spicy foods doesn't equate healthy? Lmao.

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion 6 місяців тому +36

      @@Saffron831 damn thats the biggest case of whoosh I've seen in a while the joke is that he's a m'lady white guy with katanas on his wall so ketchup would be too spicy like Sriracha it's not supposed to be super deep but you fished anyway

    • @dianaquill9969
      @dianaquill9969 6 місяців тому +5

      Idk, if I swam that long and rowed a boat back I'm sure I'd struggle with the ladder.
      I also weigh almost 250 pounds.

  • @MikeGlasses
    @MikeGlasses 6 місяців тому +764

    Shawns quit is ridiculous, he’s stuck on the island either way. Hannah at least they could give her, her strawberry cream vape when shes voted off.

    • @ewwitscullen9132
      @ewwitscullen9132 6 місяців тому +14

      😭😭😭😭

    • @Jokesterloki
      @Jokesterloki 6 місяців тому +3

      💀

    • @Pastel_ESC
      @Pastel_ESC 6 місяців тому +4

      His name is actually Sean.

    • @Bluesnake495
      @Bluesnake495 6 місяців тому +64

      @@Pastel_ESCplay good to get your name spelled right

    • @Annihilus2000
      @Annihilus2000 6 місяців тому +2

      He knew he'll be voted off.

  • @avecashley6480
    @avecashley6480 6 місяців тому +561

    Emily was almost voted out night one and made it further than any other lulu member and that’s why I love the unpredictable nature of this show!

    • @e_eyster
      @e_eyster 6 місяців тому +13

      If you trust post-game stuff... DvG was biggest ripple effect as if Pat didnt get hurt on the boat ride Nick probably was the first boot.

    • @itacryan
      @itacryan 6 місяців тому +1

      That’s what I thought too. It wasn’t for Hannah so anyway, we should be thanking her

    • @itacryan
      @itacryan 6 місяців тому

      @@e_eyster right but except Nick won his season

    • @Yeetusdeletus897
      @Yeetusdeletus897 6 місяців тому +6

      This is why I’m not bothered by Hannah’s quit. If she decided to tough it out we never get Emily’s redemption and instead we get someone who may be mentally checked out of the game.

    • @jestcurses9963
      @jestcurses9963 6 місяців тому +1

      She was the absolute best.

  • @sockmonkeyjg
    @sockmonkeyjg 6 місяців тому +523

    I hate hannah so much for taking up another persons space that really wanted to be there
    At least Brandon was trying as best he can...

    • @604eign
      @604eign 6 місяців тому +17

      I don’t know if his best is really worth anything lololololol

    • @sockmonkeyjg
      @sockmonkeyjg 6 місяців тому +47

      @@604eign I'd rather him than a quitter and they had 2

    • @604eign
      @604eign 6 місяців тому +10

      @@sockmonkeyjg I’d rather have none of those 3. Physically and mentally they all were bums.

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 2 місяці тому

      Lmao Brandon trying that makes me laugh

    • @karabolegodi2091
      @karabolegodi2091 2 місяці тому

      Exactly

  • @gerstein03
    @gerstein03 6 місяців тому +326

    I am absolutely SHOCKED that Hannah got cast. I'm truly dumbfounded that the people in charge of evaluating the cast didn't see that a nicotine addict was gonna have a hard time. Like yeah she's right there's nothing wrong with not being able to do this but if you can't you shouldn't be cast. Sabiah Emily and Kaleb got a really raw deal with this

    • @wifishark8
      @wifishark8 6 місяців тому +1

      Maybe they thought she would be a Carolyn Wiger type character, I mean the similarities are there.

    • @604eign
      @604eign 6 місяців тому +18

      She doesn’t even smoke tobacco, she smokes vape juice 😂😂😂

    • @phabiorules
      @phabiorules 6 місяців тому

      @@604eignit’s still nicotine, so withdrawals are going to be a thing

    • @TheRealTaco
      @TheRealTaco 6 місяців тому

      I mean nicotine is nicotine@@604eign

    • @endor8witch
      @endor8witch 6 місяців тому +2

      she wasted a spot that someone else should've been in

  • @axcione
    @axcione 6 місяців тому +103

    Kaleb’s shot in the dark was the coolest moment of the season hands down, but it just sucks he couldn’t really do anything to avoid being targeted the very next tribal council. he deserved better tbh, he played the game well and was likable and super fun to watch

    • @jordynanable3429
      @jordynanable3429 14 днів тому +1

      I would love to see him come back, honestly

  • @um773
    @um773 6 місяців тому +119

    Lulu was just such a hilarious mess:
    -Hannah had no will at all.
    -Brandon was just pathetic.
    -Sabiyah genuinely believed aliens built the pyramids.
    -Sean suddenly gave up with no warning.
    -Emily was a social nightmare (at first).
    -Kaleb was the one sane person stuck in the middle of it all.

    • @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep
      @francesca-selfproclaimed-bleep 6 місяців тому

      -Kaleb robbing my queen J. Maya of going far. All are horrible.

    • @amanuelyimer3739
      @amanuelyimer3739 4 місяці тому +3

      sun tzu said ' you should not fear your enemies but you should fear an incomptent ally" poor caleb😂🤣

    • @milan.2412
      @milan.2412 2 місяці тому

      I agree with everything you said, but in Sabiyahs defense - the aliens probably did build the pyramids.

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl 2 місяці тому

      I mean only ones I think seemed way more easy watch was Kaleb sabiyah and sean

    • @bradholmes4
      @bradholmes4 2 місяці тому

      I’ve been dating my boyfriend for 7 years but I’m not sure if I want to marry him yet.
      -Emily
      She will always be a social nightmare. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @megakoopa-pokemonandmore6152
    @megakoopa-pokemonandmore6152 6 місяців тому +521

    Hannah’s a therapist and Sean is a school principal. Both are supposed to help people make choices. And both of them quit almost immediately for the dumbest of reasons. Absolutely pathetic. If you can’t handle being on Survivor, then why did you apply in the first place? It’s as simple as that

    • @jaysol4705
      @jaysol4705 6 місяців тому +17

      Modern Naonka and Kelly purple

    • @davidbullock1101
      @davidbullock1101 6 місяців тому

      @@jaysol4705or Colton

    • @nathangaspacio6128
      @nathangaspacio6128 6 місяців тому +71

      @@jaysol4705 They're worse. Purple Kelly was justified; production forced her to take a sundress and bikini as her clothing choices for obvious (though immoral) reasons, so when all that rain hit, she didn't have proper clothing. Jeff Probst since apologised for how she was treated.

    • @Thepokedek
      @Thepokedek 6 місяців тому +20

      Only kelly shin lasted 20+ days in a raining environment in only her swim bikini.

    • @berke2336
      @berke2336 6 місяців тому +14

      Obv you haven't met a lot of the people in Education and therapy. Unfortunately it attracts just as many people that want to make themselves feel better by "helping" as it does genuine caring empaths that will help others

  • @the1-upclub98
    @the1-upclub98 6 місяців тому +311

    As much as I hate quitters, I can't thank Hannah enough for allowing Emily to have more time to grow into the character we all love now.

    • @CleverUsername69420
      @CleverUsername69420 6 місяців тому +16

      Fr… she’s my fav of the season and one of my favs ever.

    • @Annihilus2000
      @Annihilus2000 6 місяців тому +4

      preach! and im surprised Jeff didnt belittle her.

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright 6 місяців тому +1

      nah, she took someone else's shot at 1 million and threw it away! there are millions of other people who want to be on survivor with every fiber of their being and she stole it and threw it away

    • @theunitedkingdom
      @theunitedkingdom 6 місяців тому +8

      @@SCP-Dr_BrightSurvivor is supposed to be a social experiment documenting how people interact with each other and the environment around them. While it may not be the most exciting thing when someone quits, it’s part of the phenomenon that is Survivor. Most people who complain that they could’ve been on the show instead don’t have the charismatic qualifications to actually do so.

    • @karabolegodi2091
      @karabolegodi2091 2 місяці тому

      Valid❤

  • @dallasbernieri9156
    @dallasbernieri9156 6 місяців тому +265

    At the Sean vote I would still vote Sifu like Dee did, just so Sean can quit properly back at camp 💀

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +59

      That's a ruthless move!

    • @Joshuabbceltic
      @Joshuabbceltic 6 місяців тому +25

      I would do the same. For quitters, I would purposely not vote them out to have them suffer.

    • @davidbullock1101
      @davidbullock1101 6 місяців тому +7

      As tj levin would say “ don’t take care, hope to see you again never.”

    • @Thepokedek
      @Thepokedek 6 місяців тому +1

      not suffer but just quit 2 people one tribal @@Joshuabbceltic

    • @Annihilus2000
      @Annihilus2000 6 місяців тому

      @@Joshuabbceltic that would be good but you are also putting your tribe in jeopardy

  • @PaceMKR
    @PaceMKR 6 місяців тому +54

    “My family Robbed Banks” Proceeds to not be able to climb a simple ladder

  • @mustangthings
    @mustangthings 6 місяців тому +96

    Watching Brandon completely eat shit at 5:26 and getting generic “YOU GOTTA DIG” platitudes from Jeff is one of the highlights of the season.

  • @zachbrycen
    @zachbrycen 6 місяців тому +51

    You can’t tell me these people don’t KNOW WHAT THEYRE GETTING INTO. There were 44 seasons to watch before this and they didn’t think “maybe I can’t handle that” 🤦‍♂️

  • @igator210
    @igator210 6 місяців тому +87

    I fully blame CBS for the casting. Brandon, Hannah and Sean should not have been on the show. I don't mind a hot mess tribe, it adds to the watching experience, but those three sunk any real shot that Kaleb, Emily or Sabiyah had.

    • @societyman7526
      @societyman7526 3 місяці тому +1

      Not CBS, don’t blame them. Blame Jeff. He’s in charge of casting now

    • @tekkenaddict1
      @tekkenaddict1 3 місяці тому +1

      I disagree. Yes Kaleb, Emily and Sabiyah were put in bad situations because of them but I don't think the others were what sunk their game. I honestly think all three of them sunk their own games. Sabiyah went after Kaleb and didn't play her idol, Kaleb couldn't manage his threat level and overplayed his hand and Emily exposed herself after explaining the Bruce vote.

  • @joemonkeyman4675
    @joemonkeyman4675 6 місяців тому +88

    I honestly loved Lulu. I live for entertaining hot mess teams like this to watch and they never failed to entertain, even though they were horrible at challenges, gameplay, camp life...everything, really. That scene of Sabiyah cooking her idol at Tribal Council is one of the funniest things I've ever seen on this show. I stan Lulu to the point that Lulu is actually the first time I've ever gotten a Survivor Buff for myself as a collector's item.

  • @yummyjackalmeat
    @yummyjackalmeat 6 місяців тому +54

    Man, it's so unsatisfying to see two quitters, one of whom actually tried to, in jeffs words, romanticize his exit, and then a third guy who was totally unprepaired to push himself and basically a quitter when it came to challenges. But the tribe gave us Emily who is one of my favs to ever play.

  • @CaulkMongler
    @CaulkMongler 6 місяців тому +19

    Hannah sweeping the ground “free” of dirt and leaves gives the same vibe as that scene in Spongebob where Patrick is sweeping with the stick side down, brush side up.
    The whole tribe gives the vibe of being a whole messy twitter thread brought into reality.

    • @mattbarker2943
      @mattbarker2943 3 місяці тому

      Kaleb be like “hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

  • @JitteryJackanape
    @JitteryJackanape 6 місяців тому +168

    I feel bad for Sabiyah, Kaleb and Emily. Half their tribe was not ready or a hot mess. 3 hot messes on tribes of 6 is not fair. If you swapped Brandon with Brando and Jmya with Hannah it mightve been a different pre merge. In fact I'd say it's drastically different. The negative people and quitters mentality all together can take over the feel of a tribe. The Lulu here to play stood no chance. The fact 2 even made it to the jury is a miracle.

    • @awonkemakinana4137
      @awonkemakinana4137 6 місяців тому +2

      It was meant to happen that's why its called a social expirement

    • @Thumper7639
      @Thumper7639 6 місяців тому +15

      Whether we want to admit it or not, Emily was definitely not helping her teams situation

    • @pugmantaco6185
      @pugmantaco6185 6 місяців тому

      is my brain not braining or does it say this comment was made 39 minutes ago and the replies were made 50 minutes ago? 😭😭

    • @JitteryJackanape
      @JitteryJackanape 6 місяців тому +16

      @@Thumper7639 maybe so. But at least she was there to play the game. Brandon should've never been cast. He outright said he has scoliosis. how did he pass a physical for this game? Hannah quit. Sean quit. Emily didn't.

    • @Thumper7639
      @Thumper7639 6 місяців тому +3

      @@JitteryJackanape Sean was helping and actually was doing somewhat well on his tribe, just cus he quit (which I still understand why he quit) doesn't mean he wasn't picking up slack for his team, like watch him carry the heroic Brandon up that ladder

  • @BlueEngland
    @BlueEngland 6 місяців тому +48

    Three things are certain in this world,
    Death
    Taxes
    And Lulu losing a challenge.

  • @brandongarner643
    @brandongarner643 6 місяців тому +75

    Sean is a top-5 disliked contestant of all time on my personal list. Hannah ain’t fair behind. Imagine having them as your principal and therapist 😂

    • @TavishCaryMusic
      @TavishCaryMusic 6 місяців тому

      This is what happens when you cast a bunch of progressives. Weak.

  • @adamthespinygiant
    @adamthespinygiant 6 місяців тому +181

    Lulu is just *ULONG-ING* their agony

    • @pockylovingranger
      @pockylovingranger 6 місяців тому +2

      HAR HAR HAR HAR SOOOOOOO PUNNY!!!!!!!

    • @adamthespinygiant
      @adamthespinygiant 6 місяців тому +5

      @@pockylovingranger puns for good causes

    • @woodykusaki9970
      @woodykusaki9970 6 місяців тому +2

      I think Ulong didn't have quitters. If you argue Jeff, he was injured.

    • @user-kb7ln3hf7h
      @user-kb7ln3hf7h 6 місяців тому +1

      @@woodykusaki9970Jeff was injured but he still asks to be vote out! I guess technically he’s a quitter but I do agree with you that he was injured or he saw the writing on the wall!

    • @teamsteed1
      @teamsteed1 6 місяців тому +1

      Nice one.

  • @snobey
    @snobey 6 місяців тому +41

    Quite ironic that Brandon, who in one of the bonus clips named all 2nd boots, ended up himself being a 2nd boot

  • @UnworthyBranch
    @UnworthyBranch 6 місяців тому +84

    Bro how’s the therapist supposed to help other peoples lives when she can’t handle her own nicotine addiction for a day lol

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +17

      Hannah claimed post-game that there was a day and a half long typhoon that caused her to quit but um... why didn't the other 17 quit too?

    • @UnworthyBranch
      @UnworthyBranch 6 місяців тому +15

      @@OnceUponAnIsland is she a legit therapist? Cause if so her patients prob gonna think twice bout taking her life advice

  • @johndebono1870
    @johndebono1870 6 місяців тому +60

    Putting Brandon, Hannah and Emily on the same tribe was probably a mistake in hindsight, but I think it's part of a larger reason why 45 was so underwhelming.
    You can have seasons that are like fun chess matches of good players trying to one up each other like Cagayan and there are also fun train wreck seasons where everyone is self-destructing like Gabon.
    45 feels like what happens when you take the Gabon cast and try to sell them as hardcore strategists despite almost going out of their way to give the win to the Dee.

    • @avecashley6480
      @avecashley6480 6 місяців тому +9

      Couldn’t disagree more. This was one of the strongest new era seasons!

    • @entertainer_ev2747
      @entertainer_ev2747 6 місяців тому +1

      I disagree but your bottom paragraph is exactly how I feel about HHH and Ghost Island

    • @bomberdawesome
      @bomberdawesome 6 місяців тому +3

      I think the pre-merge was one of the greatest of all time. It was such a hilarious disaster.

  • @e_eyster
    @e_eyster 6 місяців тому +79

    I still always wonder if Sabiyah going after Kaleb early was almost part of an "Intentional Matsing" strategy.

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +17

      I wonder if someone will ask her post-game and find out?

    • @extremelyfordham4811
      @extremelyfordham4811 6 місяців тому +2

      I think she probably caught on that Kaleb was allying with Emily and tried to blindside him early.

    • @ivolcanic4401
      @ivolcanic4401 6 місяців тому +1

      @@extremelyfordham4811she wouldn’t have if she knew that. She said she had no clue about that.

    • @e_eyster
      @e_eyster 6 місяців тому

      @@OnceUponAnIsland I tend to not put too much stock in post-game stuff as people can have revisionist history bias to look a bit better... but it can be helpful

  • @good-questions
    @good-questions 6 місяців тому +18

    jeff's facial expression when hannah quit was great. his expression when SEAN 'quit' thereafter was priceless.

  • @blackcurlmagicgrey-sloan8640
    @blackcurlmagicgrey-sloan8640 6 місяців тому +27

    Let me just say that I was driving while listening to this, crying, laughing, and tears. Now I’m home and I’m about to watch it again. The narration verbally was hilarious so I know it’s gonna be even more funny when I watch it on my TV. This was greatsimply great

  • @freddytang2128
    @freddytang2128 6 місяців тому +92

    To be honest I blame producers for this. Lulu was not balanced against the other two tribes. Kaleb was only person that can be considered a challenge asset (Emily and Sabiah are debatable and have their own strengths and weaknesses). It’s like Zhan Hu or Malolo, you can’t blame the players for an unfair tribe lineup

    • @marcosortega3350
      @marcosortega3350 6 місяців тому +4

      I’m not mad at them for this. Definitely made for some fun stuff with Brandon and especially Sabiyah’s boots.

  • @michaelclarke1737
    @michaelclarke1737 6 місяців тому +26

    the worst tribe still ended up giving us emily and kaleb ❤

  • @cooper712
    @cooper712 6 місяців тому +28

    I really loved emily’s storyline this season and was rooting for her to win, so I’d love to see her comeback for an eventual new era all stars

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi 6 місяців тому +3

      Probably one of the biggest growths as a person I've ever seen in such a short time. She took the criticism so well and became a great person... And I despised her in the beginning

    • @sailor.eclipse
      @sailor.eclipse 3 місяці тому

      @@Ryan-wx1bishe went from bottom three of the season to my top 3 ever. Loved her

  • @dantecrab4
    @dantecrab4 6 місяців тому +26

    literally, stopping a game for the sake of your mental health is exactly what a therapist would suggest. lol

  • @russianmuffin98
    @russianmuffin98 6 місяців тому +10

    The fact that Hannah said no one can survive the physch of the application process but couldn’t survive survivor with out her nicotine and food

  • @noheaguillermo
    @noheaguillermo Місяць тому +3

    Yanu: "hold my drink..."

  • @esinger23
    @esinger23 6 місяців тому +11

    I honestly felt bad for Brandon when he was struggling with the ladder. I actually had the opportunity to meet him at an event back in December and he’s so sweet

  • @GamingFanactic911
    @GamingFanactic911 6 місяців тому +16

    Emily went from being one of my least favorite players of the season to one of my favorites of the season. Hope to see her again even though she did say in an interview that she wouldn't😢

  • @GK-ob1ni
    @GK-ob1ni 6 місяців тому +35

    I really hope we see Kaleb and Emily brought back for another season. They were both so much fun to watch and root for. I also think that Emily's big move to get out Bruce was an really bad one. I can't imagine what she was thinking. They should have used Bruce's idol to take out one of the Reba 4. What a different ending we would have had if they had done so.

    • @geckohecko
      @geckohecko 6 місяців тому +3

      A survivor duos season would be great. Bring back power pairs

    • @igator210
      @igator210 6 місяців тому +1

      Emily's bad move was not throwing a vote on one other person when Kaleb played his Shot in the Dark. She was already on the outs and (by luck) could have changed the direction of the game.

    • @sibernout7717
      @sibernout7717 6 місяців тому +1

      Emily voting out Bruce was a GOOD move honestly, her telling everyone about her big move however was not.

    • @LanceDa510
      @LanceDa510 6 місяців тому +2

      @@sibernout7717her voting bruce was a bad move why get out a person that no one likes, he couldve been a goat AND a number … to be honest most of her moves were bad, she just had good character development.

    • @Ryan-wx1bi
      @Ryan-wx1bi 6 місяців тому

      I was thinking the same thing that whole episode... I was just thinking to myself Emily, you're not one of the core people in that group of 4... Once Bruce is out, it's over for you. That was their shot to take out that group that was running the show and she squandered it and helped them.

  • @johnpastaman
    @johnpastaman 6 місяців тому +26

    The fact that almost half this tribe quit (sean, as Jeff said, orchestrated his quit) it really just makes me concerned with how they cast new players. Besides these 2 players quitting I loved the entire cast! I didn’t even dislike the 2 quitters I was just disappointed they gave up

    • @marcosortega3350
      @marcosortega3350 6 місяців тому

      Three? Brandon didn’t quit…

    • @johnpastaman
      @johnpastaman 6 місяців тому +1

      @@marcosortega3350 my mistake you’re right! I’m gonna correct the OG comment.

    • @johnpastaman
      @johnpastaman 6 місяців тому +1

      @@marcosortega3350 fixed. Appreciate the correction fam 🙏🏻

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +12

      Brandon sucked in challenges, but he didn't quit. At least he tried.

    • @johnpastaman
      @johnpastaman 6 місяців тому

      @@OnceUponAnIsland true, I worded it poorly but I meant to say besides the two cast mates essentially quitting, I liked everyone including the two quitting minus the tv time of them actually quitting the game

  • @cdonovan4471
    @cdonovan4471 6 місяців тому +8

    NO WAIT STOP, IM DEAD! The way all the Reba people were reacting to Emily's victory lap was so like the mean girls when the weird kid would like go on a rant about something. "Wow, that was sweet, that was you girl!" PLEASE, they weren't even TRYING to hide their fake asf enthusiasm. I'm obsessed.

  • @josephanderson2781
    @josephanderson2781 2 місяці тому +3

    I think we might just have a new contender in survivor 46. I’m of course talking about Yanu, the tribe that went ELEVEN days before winning a challenge and getting flint. Now on to the individual contestants:
    Jalinski: one of the most iconic first boots for his “several” comments about never giving up despite giving up on the sweat task and journey game.
    Jess: the woman who literally ate ants to avoid talking to her own tribe.
    Bhanu: no comments necessary.
    Tiffany: the woman who clearly takes no bs yet was surrounded by so much during the pre merge, and when she was finally surrounded by good players, she got blindsided with an idol in her pocket.
    Q: He made lots of “big mistakes” by acting spontaneously and like a dictator. He also tried to quit like 3 times lol.
    Kenzie: Survivor 46 hasn’t ended yet, but I think she might just pull out the win, which would be the most hilarious conclusion to this dysfunctional tribe.

  • @JoeyDaPal
    @JoeyDaPal 6 місяців тому +10

    I said it before and I'll say it again: I don't think the Sean quit happens if Lulu wins a single immunity challenge and the Sabiyah blindside doesn't happen. Based on how it felt watching the first time, I think if he wasn't trying to claw his way up from the bottom, the relief from the swap doesn't crash as hard when Reba loses. Like dude was convinced he went from being on top, to having nothing, to having a chance, to looking like a swap-screw. I think losing his one ally messed him up THAT badly that he didn't see Sifu was going if he had stayed quiet.

  • @qu4ry529
    @qu4ry529 6 місяців тому +13

    I think it was basically impossible for them to turn it around at the start, considering how the only people shown to be good at challenges was Kaleb, maybe Sebiyah and they had 2 people on that tribe who gave up no chance of them turning things around

  • @blackcurlmagicgrey-sloan8640
    @blackcurlmagicgrey-sloan8640 6 місяців тому +5

    Jeffs Face when the therapist said she wanted to sleep in a bed was frickin hilarious

  • @celeste9031
    @celeste9031 6 місяців тому +34

    I loved the Lulu tribe !! They were such a trainwreck that it was such a fun time watching the disaster !!! Emily and Kaleb had great stories as well !!! The premerge of 45 was my favorite part BECAUSE of how bad they were… it was so bad it was really enjoyable !!!

  • @djslifeasweknowit
    @djslifeasweknowit 6 місяців тому +13

    Emily and kaleb carried that season. Bummer seeing them go home

  • @aaroncapaldi203
    @aaroncapaldi203 6 місяців тому +6

    Ulong, Ravu, Matsing, Luzon, Malolo, we were too hard on you.

  • @ella-louise9537
    @ella-louise9537 6 місяців тому +6

    Kaleb was an excellent player, wish he could’ve stayed around longer but he was handed the worst cards possible. He still made things work and worked with emily to make her a stronger player which just goes to show how good he is at this game. Kudos to emily and sabihya as well for their excellence

  • @samspeeds9838
    @samspeeds9838 6 місяців тому +9

    Surely you should have to pass a basic fitness aptitude test to get on this show

  • @jeremydelay9990
    @jeremydelay9990 6 місяців тому +60

    Sean, Hannah, and Brandon represent everything wrong with "New Era" Survivor.

    • @markjackson6431
      @markjackson6431 6 місяців тому +10

      and they’ll continue to cast people like them.

    • @rayoconnell6746
      @rayoconnell6746 6 місяців тому +5

      leave brandon alone

    • @deej751
      @deej751 6 місяців тому +15

      @@rayoconnell6746he shouldn’t have been on the show

    • @drippykevin437
      @drippykevin437 6 місяців тому

      This is the most infuriating part@@markjackson6431

    • @samanderson5774
      @samanderson5774 6 місяців тому +2

      Yeah I find it hilarious that people see those three as problems, especially Brandon
      Sean maybe was bad, Hannah I think did the right thing, Brandon just did nothing wrong and it's silly really

  • @themidoritwins9228
    @themidoritwins9228 4 місяці тому +5

    This is off topic but I’m glad Bruce got to continue his dream of being on Survivor! The producers are super!

  • @M4gnetar11
    @M4gnetar11 6 місяців тому +6

    My family and I laughed so hard when sean quit, and the look on Jeff's face 😂

  • @natew9196
    @natew9196 6 місяців тому +1

    I've missed this! Thanks for da upload!

  • @matta2738
    @matta2738 6 місяців тому +5

    A lesson to all bank robbers. If you get caught and go to prison, your children will lack a strong father figure and end up like Brandon

  • @marcosortega3350
    @marcosortega3350 6 місяців тому +12

    How on earth did Hannah get cleared for casting?

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +24

      Jeff said after she quit that they will be overhauling their casting to avoid getting someone like her again LOL

    • @marcosortega3350
      @marcosortega3350 6 місяців тому +2

      Another thing - *she’s a therapist.* Um…

    • @nikoclesceri2267
      @nikoclesceri2267 4 місяці тому

      my guess is she either lied on it, or didn't realized how addicted she actually was

  • @matta2738
    @matta2738 6 місяців тому +4

    Brandon was overwhelmed from being out of Starbucks for the first time ever

    • @NK-bz9wb
      @NK-bz9wb 6 місяців тому +1

      You're exaggerating. He never left his mom's basement

  • @patrickkenneally3016
    @patrickkenneally3016 6 місяців тому +37

    Emily and Kaleb were such standouts this season. Emily had a great arc the time she was there, and Kaleb is a well rounded player. I’d love to see them return.
    Also, Hannah, you already took this opportunity away from someone else when you got cast. 🤦‍♂️

    • @minerzach1236
      @minerzach1236 6 місяців тому

      Don’t production do a Deep drive on casting? 2 quits in 4 episodes of this season is a joke.

    • @YaboiOGOC
      @YaboiOGOC 6 місяців тому +2

      Emily got some online hate and said that she didn’t want to experience that again, but Kaleb is a big fan fave and I’d be surprised if he doesn’t get another shot

    • @degeneratemale5386
      @degeneratemale5386 6 місяців тому +4

      The best thing Hannah did was save Emily from being the first boot, as she would’ve been voted off had Hannah not quit

    • @CleverUsername69420
      @CleverUsername69420 6 місяців тому +1

      @@YaboiOGOC people suck. As much as I loved watching her, I totally get why she doesn’t want to deal with internet lunatics.

  • @andrewspellman4540
    @andrewspellman4540 6 місяців тому +2

    Once upon an island coming in clutch with a video 🙌🙌

  • @PowerfulVillain
    @PowerfulVillain 4 місяці тому +1

    This seems to look like the most hilarious season ever the way you portray it... the only one I've missed... time for binge baby 😂

  • @terrencecarbon4192
    @terrencecarbon4192 6 місяців тому +8

    Sabiyah wasbyfar the most interesting person on the season 45 cast. It was such a bummer seeing her voted off third

  • @lisahoshowsky4251
    @lisahoshowsky4251 6 місяців тому +3

    Tbh, I feel like a lot of us think we’d be an amazing survivor player but most of us are probably Brandon….and that “us” is me😂

  • @ultimateninjaboi
    @ultimateninjaboi 6 місяців тому +2

    At least Brandon gave us a stark reminder that "being a fan of something" and "being good at that something," are not inherently connected.

  • @bigtimetimmyjim6486
    @bigtimetimmyjim6486 6 місяців тому +10

    Very ironic, the person who can name all of Survivor's 2nd castoffs becomes the 2nd castoff in his own season.

  • @ninjahotdog9036
    @ninjahotdog9036 4 місяці тому +3

    This video didn't even age one season.

  • @TheOpinionator1610
    @TheOpinionator1610 6 місяців тому +16

    Personally, I think the Belo tribe was worse. Yeah, Lulu sucked. But that’s because they kept losing challenges. They didn’t have a chance BUT to turn on each other, especially with the losing your vote aspect that Jeff seems to have developed a fetish for.
    Belo got 5/6 members to the jury phase and started cannibalizing each other in Reba’s benefit. What’s THEIR (Belo) excuse??

  • @ShaqattackBarbequeChicken
    @ShaqattackBarbequeChicken 16 днів тому +2

    Kaleb was my favorite player that season because he was Canadian and made a couple of basketball references.

  • @tarotreadingsbysteven8545
    @tarotreadingsbysteven8545 6 місяців тому +3

    Me in episode 2: omg did they even screen these people because they don't seem like a very mentally stable bunch to be doing this

  • @slospop1125
    @slospop1125 6 місяців тому +3

    We all can't be like Cirie, survivor is an extremely tough game that isn't for everybody, and some of us should just stay on the couch and watch from home.

  • @zacharyowenmartin8247
    @zacharyowenmartin8247 6 місяців тому +1

    Brandon falling like a family guy character after they drop him during the immunity challenge takes me out every time

  • @ItemHazard
    @ItemHazard 6 місяців тому +3

    Emily’s character growth was one of the best things this season

  • @petermcgill3405
    @petermcgill3405 6 місяців тому +4

    If we’re going strictly by challenge wins, Tika had a worse win percentage, but Carson, Carolyn, and Yam Yam made up for it by dominating the merge. Kaleb and Emily did not do that.

    • @omarholder9036
      @omarholder9036 3 місяці тому

      They couldn't. A group of only 2 is way weaker than a group of 3. Didn't help that the Bruce-led Belo had no interest in securing numbers in the war of Reba Vs Belo.

  • @DrKartoffelsalat
    @DrKartoffelsalat 6 місяців тому +3

    Having two quitters on one tribe... pre-merge no less. That really put a stink on the whole season for me. Tho i will say, the almost comeback of Emily was great. I started out not liking her, but her story-arc made me appreciate her, to the point i was actively hoping she might win (mat chat theory and all). I think she's one of those characters that could really work in a future returnee season.

  • @basementjesus7346
    @basementjesus7346 6 місяців тому +2

    Does Brandon even have any muscle because he was flopping around on that rope ladder as if it was a 40's cartoon and someone put oil on the rope. All you need is to add a laugh track playing every time he fell.

  • @ThomasSimkins
    @ThomasSimkins 6 місяців тому +3

    Ok so…
    I actually don’t see Hannah sweeping the shelter spot in the first episode as a negative thing. It makes sense to clear the shelter place of all sticks, leaves, bugs, and other debris before building. My problem is that she just… used a bamboo stick and drew lines in the dirt? I don’t see how that sweeps anything…
    I think the nicotine withdrawal really hit her hard, and nobody expected how hard.
    And honestly, Emily’s fate was sealed once Kaleb was voted out. She spent the entire pre-merge being disliked by her tribe, and almost the entire post-merge being the ‘Sole Lulu Survivor’. Nobody would want to go against that in the final three, so she would need to win the last few challenges, which lets be honest, Emily wasn’t that big of a challenge threat. I figured she would go far post-Caleb, as she was essentially a second vote for Drew (so the Reba 4 would keep her around), but I never believed she could make it to the final 3.

  • @lawrencebutrandom9864
    @lawrencebutrandom9864 4 місяці тому +1

    I find it ironic that Brandon can remember every single person who has gotten out second in every single season, only to be voted out second 💀

  • @Ryan-wx1bi
    @Ryan-wx1bi 6 місяців тому +2

    Brandon.. how could you be a super fan and show up without being able to do ANYTHING?? Blows my mind

  • @dillon5285
    @dillon5285 6 місяців тому +2

    I don't think the shot in the dark is the best thing in the game but I'm happy a 🇨🇦Canadian 🇨🇦 made a mark in Survivor history is the first one to be safe with a shot in the dark

  • @swimmerrr
    @swimmerrr 4 місяці тому +3

    Jeff is one Botox session away from being Bruce Jenner

  • @arnolski1979
    @arnolski1979 6 місяців тому +1

    One thing I know is that I love the seasons and contestants who bring out the savage in Jeffrey. I’m here for it! lol

  • @eddiemarlin1129
    @eddiemarlin1129 6 місяців тому +4

    Question: if an all-returnee season signals the end of an era (like All-Stars or Heroes vs Villains did), then what would come next for Survivor after an all-returnee season ends the “New Era” (presumably Season 50)?

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  6 місяців тому +4

      I have no idea. Jeff did say this season on his podcast that he will go past Survivor 50 if the crew he likes stays on board.

    • @eddiemarlin1129
      @eddiemarlin1129 6 місяців тому

      I have no idea either. I’ve just been wondering that since you brought up an all-returnee season on your podcast

  • @TheRedcat14
    @TheRedcat14 6 місяців тому +6

    This was my first time watching Survivor live, like as it aired, and I was SHOCKED at this tribe! I watched 2 seasons from the past prior to starting this season (and I’ve since watched 2 more, so 5 season I’ve watched now) and BY FAR, Lulu was the worst tribe I’ve ever seen! I couldn’t stand the majority of them, but I’ll say this; Emily deserves her own video imo. I couldn’t friggen stand her at the start of the show, but by the time she got up and running; she was my favorite person to watch on the season! Incredibly smart and once she stopped attacking everyone, she seemed like a formidable force.

  • @kurthorton2385
    @kurthorton2385 6 місяців тому +3

    I started watching this season the night it premiered, saw Brandon struggling to climb the ladder, and I turned the TV off because of secondhand embarrassment. I have not watched one second of the season since.

  • @xIMxMCLOVINx
    @xIMxMCLOVINx 6 місяців тому +2

    Never questioned so many players ability to perform their job irl as this season…

  • @caseywiththehat9018
    @caseywiththehat9018 4 місяці тому +1

    Emily's character development is one of my favorite Survivor arcs like she went from my least fav to my fav so fast

  • @billyp1836
    @billyp1836 6 місяців тому +3

    I love this season of Stupid Survivor. Made for an entertaining time!

  • @aidanmillow566
    @aidanmillow566 6 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact: Lulu is in a three way tie for earliest tribe eliminated from US survivor (in terms of placing, they're strictly earliest if you count in terms days but given we're comparing 26 with 39 I don't think that's a sensible metric). The other two are Ulong and... Solana from Cagayan, it's really funny to me how little the elimination of Solana is talked about.

    • @pau74d433
      @pau74d433 6 місяців тому

      Maybe because Solana only lost 1 imlunity challenge and that 4 out of the 6 original members made merge... Solana members are ranked : 7th, 8,th, 9th, 10th, 12th and 16th. Lulu members are ranked : 7th, 10th, 15th, 16th, 17th, 18th
      And with the big personnalities in Brain and Brawn, noone remembers any Solana members

    • @aidanmillow566
      @aidanmillow566 6 місяців тому

      @@pau74d433 I'm not saying that they deserve billing as a worst tribe contender. I just think it's an interesting occurrence and no-one talks about it (the fact that they actually go out 10th through 7th in a situation where the two tribe dynamics had formed pretty strongly).

  • @F28aj
    @F28aj 6 місяців тому +4

    1 tribe 5 different flavors of nerd

  • @Lucas_Antar
    @Lucas_Antar 6 місяців тому +1

    Brandons grandma banned him from heaven and hell after that ladder performance

  • @nelsonhamilton8262
    @nelsonhamilton8262 6 місяців тому +2

    Brandon is proof that maybe do like a basic physical test before letting people on Survivor. Nothing crazy but that was beyond embarrassing for Brandon. P.S. But credit for not giving up.

  • @KennethDavis
    @KennethDavis 6 місяців тому +1

    6:44 Bro I freaking guessed 32 exactly - that was the first number that came to mind when asked to guess

  • @RICK-fo8xm
    @RICK-fo8xm 3 місяці тому +3

    You gotta run this video back with the YANU tribe from season 46.

  • @fullname301
    @fullname301 4 місяці тому +2

    This is the worst Survivor batch because of those participants who gave up. It had taken the perseverance and outlast part of Survivor, out of the game.

  • @karabolegodi2091
    @karabolegodi2091 2 місяці тому

    Only catching up on this season now (Ep 4) , the title dusted me. 🤣

  • @tylerduncanson2661
    @tylerduncanson2661 5 місяців тому +1

    It's wild that the person that can't climb a ladder on day 1 is third on the list of most useless tribemates. Brandon, for all his faults, stuck around until he was voted out.

  • @justinguidroz9659
    @justinguidroz9659 6 місяців тому +2

    If Sabiyah dose not turn against Kaleb, it is possible they can continue to work together to take control of the game and try to pull a Tika 3 play.

  • @brainrot1551
    @brainrot1551 6 місяців тому +5

    My favourite trainwreck!

  • @totaldramatyler4484
    @totaldramatyler4484 4 місяці тому +2

    Dude we already need to update this Yanu might take the cake. Jalinsky "Several means Seven" Jess, who was out of her element, and Bhanu, who is one of the worst casting choices and players in Survivor history.

    • @OnceUponAnIsland
      @OnceUponAnIsland  4 місяці тому

      Let's see how Yanu finishes out before moving the crown!

    • @ItsnotNxdia
      @ItsnotNxdia 3 місяці тому

      This last episode with jeff in the challenge, "and in honor of jelinsky, its been several minutes"

  • @jojojo89517
    @jojojo89517 6 місяців тому +2

    I'm sorry what even was the point of Brandon telling us his grandad robbed a bank. Like wtf ? 😂😂😂

  • @Thepokedek
    @Thepokedek 6 місяців тому +2

    Im sorry but they need to cast MORE people like them. They were entertaining. Do you know how long it has been since we actually got an entertaining tribe of that colorful characters.

  • @ivolcanic4401
    @ivolcanic4401 6 місяців тому +3

    Tied with (original) Aitu'taki for the worst average placement (keep in mind that tribe had Ozzy)

  • @HamsterMaster8
    @HamsterMaster8 6 місяців тому +1

    I think it should be mentioned too that when kaleb was voted out, the tribe was split, and kaleb ended up with a reba majority
    Additionaly, while yes it would have been a better move to get out a reba member, emily was kind of working with reba, and even had a solid relationship with Drew. Bruce was winning a fair amount of competitions, and had a idol, and few people liked him.