Intellivision Amico Releases The Roadmap To Nowhere!

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  • Опубліковано 8 лис 2024

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  • @Ryoleo07
    @Ryoleo07 10 місяців тому +12

    I love this new era of Smash roasting Amico.

  • @dontworrybehappy1256
    @dontworrybehappy1256 10 місяців тому +15

    Mark my words they will release a plastic shell if you buy a 2 controller bundle, it will only store and charge your controllers.

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому +3

      Amico foot bath

    • @LelandReview
      @LelandReview 10 місяців тому +2

      Ya I would totally buy that. But don't forget the shell needs LED lights :)

    • @joshua.snyder
      @joshua.snyder 10 місяців тому +4

      They wouldn't release a shell (never will on a mass scale), they'd just send out 3D print files for someone to do it from their own home. 😂

  • @pharmcat8484
    @pharmcat8484 10 місяців тому +5

    I SAID to stop releasing back to back bangers! I need to sleep!

    • @SmashJT
      @SmashJT  10 місяців тому +2

      Lmfao I can’t help it 😂 💥

  • @MarquisDeSang
    @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому +4

    I can make an Amico in 1 day :
    1-Buy 5 000 x 75$ Linux Risc-V SBC (Single Board Computer)
    2- Make the mold with a 3D printer
    3- Make the plastic shell with the mold
    4-Screw the board in a plastic shell
    5-Contract 8bitDo to make the controllers.
    6- ...
    7-Profits!

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому

      @VEGANVANIA No need just re-release the original games.

    • @LelandReview
      @LelandReview 10 місяців тому

      Ya once the Amico Controller is released people can really just make their own console. I would order a 3D printed Amico Charge station. And just put it next to the Shield running Amico home.

  • @janong9873
    @janong9873 10 місяців тому +7

    An Amico video! Thank you Smash!

  • @TheGodOfAllThatWas
    @TheGodOfAllThatWas 10 місяців тому +4

    In the 1 in a million chance that they actually even get close to the timeline it'd at least help build up a little glimmer of trust..... I think the timeline (especially IOS, and manufacturing) sounds way too aggressive to be true. You kind of have a point when you asked why they released this time line.... They were better off saying nothing until they had product in hand and THEN announcing dates. That'd build up trust too and has no downside if they miss deadlines.

  • @DanielDeLeon69
    @DanielDeLeon69 10 місяців тому +3

    I Never Heard Of The Road To Nowhere Before!😮

  • @Kenny4AG
    @Kenny4AG 10 місяців тому +4

    This is now just Johns pet project

  • @TitanTed
    @TitanTed 10 місяців тому +2

    As comical as all this is, in the end it's so sad. I always wanted an Intellivision back in the day, but we couldn't afford one. I befriended a rich kid so I could play with him (I know, but children are awful anyway) and loved the thing. When word of the Amico first got out, I was so excited - especially with the promised upgrades of titles like Astrosmash and Night Stalker.
    The initial teasers were enough to get me to lay out $100 and I was damn looking forward to this. About a year or so ago, I started seeing the warning signs on videos across different channels and I reluctantly asked for a deposit refund, figuring I could get one anyway when they would hit stores - even if it wasn't the cool woodgrain one I wanted.
    And now? It's so sad to see the IP tied up in this. Would I pay for a console to play what looked like simpler, fun games, and especially new versions of beloved classic INTV games? Hell yes. Will I ever get the chance? Probably not.

  • @pauleckert4321
    @pauleckert4321 10 місяців тому +3

    It's a roadmap off a cliff at full speed. 😂

  • @pasttimes3068
    @pasttimes3068 10 місяців тому +7

    How are they not under investigation by the FTC????

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому +1

      You mean the FTC.

    • @LelandReview
      @LelandReview 10 місяців тому +1

      They already were and asked to correct one thing and they did.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому +1

      They have been and guess what? Everything is okay! 😉

  • @radrob4403
    @radrob4403 10 місяців тому +2

    Sega Does What Intellivisiondon't!

  • @saidraalien6837
    @saidraalien6837 10 місяців тому +2

    the gift that keeps on giving

  • @KeiNova
    @KeiNova 10 місяців тому +4

    The Amico was clearly just trying to cash in on easy Android technology and it didn't work, it fell apart completely. I think it's also because it came so late that the same tech is able to basically be made by any consumer if they really want to. After the Ouya, no publisher was going to invest wholly in something like this.

    • @SmashJT
      @SmashJT  10 місяців тому +2

      @VEGANVANIA bad? No. Useless and extremely unnecessary? Well…

    • @KeiNova
      @KeiNova 10 місяців тому +2

      @@SmashJT that's certainly a far better way to say it!

    • @KeiNova
      @KeiNova 10 місяців тому

      @VEGANVANIA yeah maybe it just really overshot the mark and don't exactly know it's audience too well. That controller though and how light it is, ouch.

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 10 місяців тому

      @@KeiNova i agree, the controller was actually a pretty big part of the problem. You can get pretty decent wireless controllers for $20-$25, ouya's was crap and super overpriced.

    • @lasskinn474
      @lasskinn474 10 місяців тому

      @@SmashJT ouya was just a nicely branded android box. which itself isn't necessarily totally useless, since there's a market for them. however you could buy an android hdmi box already when they were announcing it. sure you had to be in the market to look if you could run an android app easily on a tv without androidx86 to know you could buy a box like that before ouya... if they had just made it as an android box and built a brand around decent android boxes they could've done okay long term, since people still buy them for whatever emulation and mediabox and slideshow and presentation and such uses.
      INTV didn't even try if it would work out though. you could start getting factory units out like that customized from china for under half a mil if you had the 1.5 years for the back and forth bs with a manufacturer which is the real timesink(I did sw for a company that bought customized tablets out of china to run customized sw, they got them to make a custom dock and such, their sw team sucked though big time).
      and they would cost 50-100 bucks depending on the soc you use. why the fuck did they even decide on a chip when it literally wouldn't have mattered what chip they use in it though, everything they did was stupid, done by stupid people - only thing they didn't do stupid was paying back themselves the money they loaned to the company.

  • @TheLastLineLive
    @TheLastLineLive 10 місяців тому

    Clearly they know they’re screwed so they’ll being optimistic as hell about their trajectory. You can’t set somewhere as a destination if it’s impossible to reach for you.

    • @SmashJT
      @SmashJT  10 місяців тому

      lol why not? That’s what they’ve done every year leading up to now anyways 😆

  • @Robert_Shmigelsky
    @Robert_Shmigelsky 10 місяців тому +1

    What's with the alien? 🤣 It reminds me of the aliens in that show Solar Opposites.

  • @Skorpio420
    @Skorpio420 10 місяців тому +3

    Where's Earthworm Jim 4?

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому

      With Jim Power 4

    • @bluedistortions
      @bluedistortions 10 місяців тому +1

      There never was a game, not even a license. It was just an animation.

    • @Skorpio420
      @Skorpio420 10 місяців тому +3

      @@bluedistortions Tommy wouldn't lie to us! He's a world record holder seven times over! 🤣

  • @scottpearl9067
    @scottpearl9067 10 місяців тому +1

    Loved the Tommy boy reference.

  • @LelandReview
    @LelandReview 10 місяців тому +1

    Great Amico Coverage ! I agree the future of the console for this year isn't good. But I think its a good thing overall because this means they have full attention on getting the Amico controller to market. Releasing one new Amico Home game per month seems fair. Your right they haven't released a really good game yet and its a big question do they have one ready to come out soon. Can you imagine they end up releasing a viral game that sells 100 million copies for $20 ? Then what ? Then Tommy was right all along.

    • @JaceyMitchell
      @JaceyMitchell 10 місяців тому +4

      It's a good thing that this thing is a dumpster fire because that means they have their full attention on the Amico controller? 🤔
      There isn't going to be a viral amico game. I can guarantee you that. No game that is exclusive to Amico will ever go viral. And even if it did, that still wouldn't make Tommy's lies he's told over the years the truth all of a sudden.

    • @LelandReview
      @LelandReview 10 місяців тому

      @@JaceyMitchell I agree with you the original Amico Console idea wasn't great. Its actually much better running on Android Boxes.
      Anyone saying they know what games will sell well and what ones won't are actually telling lies. Because nobody knows that.
      The game doesn't even half to be exclusive to Amico. Even the games ported to it are actually better on a superior device. Like how Wii U games sold like trash. But same games went viral on Switch.
      What exactly did Tommy say that you think is a lie ? Most of that is spouted out from UA-camrs making clickbait. Trying to put words in his mouth.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому +1

      @@LelandReview The Amico console is a great idea in that it allows physical media to stay in stores. Going forward this is necessary. Not everyone wants an all digital future!

    • @LelandReview
      @LelandReview 9 місяців тому +1

      @@pferreira1983 Ya I loved the new Amico Game box ideas. Just wish they would include a manual and some posters like games used to.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому

      @@LelandReview If Intellivision don't do it someone else should take the idea of allowing reselling of digital ownership. Then maybe I can get my physical PC games again! 😆

  • @joshua.snyder
    @joshua.snyder 10 місяців тому +4

    This is embarrassing. This chart is what we'd expect to see a business critical path plan from high schoolers to look like. 🤦

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому

      I take it you're not optimistic? 😆

  • @shaunbernard7083
    @shaunbernard7083 10 місяців тому +2

    Remember the time Gatorooze made most of these games over a weekend? Ya.

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому

      They're pretty bad to be honest.

  • @joezanolle9822
    @joezanolle9822 10 місяців тому

    Rumor : Nintendo Switch 2 will be out this year. Let that sink in. 😂

  • @Pinsonneaultmotorsports
    @Pinsonneaultmotorsports 10 місяців тому

    Alpha hell should be a new term at this point

  • @qphlat27
    @qphlat27 10 місяців тому

    When does it end?!

  • @michaelgreenhut6682
    @michaelgreenhut6682 10 місяців тому

    Not to mention Night Stalker.

  • @BigChunkySkates
    @BigChunkySkates 10 місяців тому

    how much did you invest again?

  • @kammerdude4928
    @kammerdude4928 9 місяців тому

    When are you getting that 10k investment back?

    • @SmashJT
      @SmashJT  9 місяців тому

      When Tommy flies

  • @MarioMan-iw7xl
    @MarioMan-iw7xl 9 місяців тому

    Hey Smash, I’m guessing Phil don’t take your phone calls anymore after the last few vids 😂

    • @SmashJT
      @SmashJT  9 місяців тому +3

      I don’t bother even trying 😆

    • @pferreira1983
      @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому

      Who would?

  • @Retroman8077
    @Retroman8077 10 місяців тому +1

    New tax year why not

  • @Sammy-be5dc
    @Sammy-be5dc 9 місяців тому

    Tommy was making fun of atari. 😂 and atari is kicking

  • @pferreira1983
    @pferreira1983 9 місяців тому

    Let's be thankful they have a roadmap.

  • @zebbie09
    @zebbie09 10 місяців тому

    I see Atari and am sort of embarrassed for them in that they are such a shadow of their former self. But at least they are making games and consoles. They have actually made progress far beyond what i envisioned. But yeah, this is beyond embarrassing. I never really understood what they were selling.

    • @F1JV
      @F1JV 10 місяців тому

      🎮🕹ATARI🕹🎮
      = 10x + ♾️
      x = TT’s-IE
      just facts mi Amico

  • @radrob4403
    @radrob4403 10 місяців тому +1

    Amico Home sucks!

    • @radrob4403
      @radrob4403 10 місяців тому +1

      @@Have.An.AmicoDay I'm not being hard on them I'm just stating the truth. They've totally shifted their plan and have gone a different route than what was promised. Class action lawsuit

    • @pharmcat8484
      @pharmcat8484 10 місяців тому

      Whoops, money’s all gone

    • @radrob4403
      @radrob4403 10 місяців тому

      @@pharmcat8484 not all of it

  • @lockepsb
    @lockepsb 10 місяців тому +2

    First

    • @MarquisDeSang
      @MarquisDeSang 10 місяців тому +1

      Last

    • @lockepsb
      @lockepsb 10 місяців тому +1

      @@MarquisDeSang shake n bake brother

  • @_shivers
    @_shivers 10 місяців тому

    Who is this thing even for?