6:54 Derevyashka (деревяшка) is the Russian word for "a fucking piece of wood", but kinda read in a soft and gentle playful way, with a degree of "i don't care about this thing" Take that knowledge and do whatever you want with it
You should do a huge world with a bunch a people and just commentate what happens over like 1000 years, commentate over battles that happen alliances and watever you like Just an idea
Derevyashka is the russian word for a twig or piece of wood. After that i decided to do some research and oh wow. This game was created by 4 russian students and it is available on smartphones. Guess who bought it right away.
Interesting, it went literally the opposite way from the previous video about smart guys against dummies ! I guess the smart guys were too packed for one of them to get defeated and looted and start a chain reaction of "dummies" getting awesome equipment and defeating the "smart" ones.
the dummies didnt really have a standing army so they couldn`t defend themselves when the invaders came as angry villagers was inactive until the end of the conflict.
They need tech trees maybe : If you had two civilizations of the same race that have, they would probably have their own tech trees on their sides. A Human civilization A would have very good swords and spears while a human civilization B would have weapons based on magic. A bit like how Europe and America met for the first time.
One thing I hate, I give my human or Dearven kingdom thousands of metal and stone and after 100 years of on and off pelting their land full of materials... They still use wooden sticks, bows and swords while they have 999 of the strongest metal... Just sitting in their stockpile for hundreds of years.
“They’ve been alive for about thirty seconds and they’re just like ‘What do we even do?’” Gorg, that’s normal. I didn’t come out of the womb knowing the meaning of life.
This one gives me some historic flashbacks... the small one, let's call it England. The big and dumb, well, there are 2 continental options, pick your favorite
Fun Fact: There is an island called “North Sentinel Island” and that island is full of primitives. If you search the island up, you’ll see a similarity with the sentinel island.
The fact that the king still owns a stick some dude made him 20 years ago, tells you just how much they believe in their wealth
@@CascadeOffical how do u do that
Also S T I C K
@@n3ew777 you ruined it
@@a_polish_femboy So Did You
*IM YOUR 500TH LIKE*
*ALSO THAT S T I C K*
8:06 The unlucky trait has a very small chance to spawn a meteor on the creature.
It does!?
@@kulanshkhurana7432 yep. It’s super rare tho (like 0.0005% or smth)
Yeah and you need disasters on
But for some FRICKING REASON I keep having random meteors without the notification land EVERYWHERE
@@AirMadeKat their insanely unlucky
@@AirMadeKatmaybe they got thr trait twice and it auto triggered.
6:54 Derevyashka (деревяшка) is the Russian word for "a fucking piece of wood", but kinda read in a soft and gentle playful way, with a degree of "i don't care about this thing"
Take that knowledge and do whatever you want with it
Why is that a word
@@ecliiipsssse because Russian is an amazing language
@@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г I see
@@ecliiipsssse FJI?
@@ГрецкийОлег-щ3г ?
i love the “this vs this” format especially with something creative like this (although trait vs trait battles are cool too)
The people on the other island weren't dumb they were just primitive.
There's a difference Gorg.
That’s the word! I couldn’t remember that word for the life of me when I was making the title, just changed it!
You didnt give them enough years to evolve
@@ChessChezzthats the point
One of these days I should make my own world from scratch and share it with everyone.
what's stoppin you
@@TheStaple77me
@@JaydenWillem you stopped me from getting a girlfriend too
@@JaydenWillem you stopped me from marrying my first wife
@@JaydenWillem you stopped me from being his girlfriend
The way this guy puts the commitment and time in these videos are amazing anyone else agree with me
IM FAMOUS AND I GOT HEARTED 😮
Yuh
I like how he mainly uses humans. I feel like he needs more rivers in his maps.
@@DollyBoy_1923 are you Kingston Narara
Who is that? Never heard of her
@@DollyBoy_1923 oh sorry
Why is it so satisfying to see people fighting eachother?
Fr
I watched one of these videos and now i'm addicted to watching them
because humans are violence creature
People naturally love challenges and whenever we see things that are always chill we get bored quickly.
💀
Video idea: make a Kingdom in a permafrost island for 700 years while they fight waves of enemies.
What enemies they fighting?
@@PsiJuicuskeletons, zombies, demons, etc
So... winterfell?
I love this game so much, it’s just so interesting to watch the story unfold
bro made colonization simulator lol
Hmm so you are saying that colonized people are idiots? 🤔😳
it’s a good day when gorg uploads. i can’t eat without a good video to watch lol
Huh. I was expecting a steamroll in the other direction. Maybe try again with smart humans vs dumb elves so they have to fight?
Thank you bro. You changed my view of life. I will try to be smart from this day on. :)
This video described colonialism extremely well.
only if you are actually braindead it does
Surely there will be a future a history teacher would reference this in class.
Not really?
Yeah and just like irl the good guys won, thank the gods
@@themelancholyofgay3543 History teacher here to tell you that this is definitely not describing colonialism.
This video was the Spanish conquest of the New World in a nutshell lmao
The first island looked really efficient at first
For us engineers
Heyyy RCE fans here. :)
Rce fans ARISE!!
Probably perfect for all of those beavers
British colonialism colourised
You should do a huge world with a bunch a people and just commentate what happens over like 1000 years, commentate over battles that happen alliances and watever you like
Just an idea
I agree
Yessir
Derevyashka is the russian word for a twig or piece of wood. After that i decided to do some research and oh wow. This game was created by 4 russian students and it is available on smartphones. Guess who bought it right away.
Interesting, it went literally the opposite way from the previous video about smart guys against dummies ! I guess the smart guys were too packed for one of them to get defeated and looted and start a chain reaction of "dummies" getting awesome equipment and defeating the "smart" ones.
the dummies didnt really have a standing army so they couldn`t defend themselves when the invaders came as angry villagers was inactive until the end of the conflict.
You can add UnlimitedHouses to make it more advanced, as well as you didn’t put traits on them
this is the kind of videos l'd watch while eating, and that's usually the best kind of videos
You are the reason I play WorldBox what are you looking forward to in the next updates
Je sais pas où tu trouves l'énergie de faire ces vidéos, toujours de qualité
toujours de qualité 🤓
I don't speak French, but I've been trying to learn for no particular reason and am glad I was able to mostly understand everything here.
The Korok Forest music in the background made me laugh, especially with the sequel to BOTW coming out soon
Colonization in a nutshell
They need tech trees maybe :
If you had two civilizations of the same race that have, they would probably have their own tech trees on their sides.
A Human civilization A would have very good swords and spears while a human civilization B would have weapons based on magic.
A bit like how Europe and America met for the first time.
Yeah we're all evil witches and warlocks in europe
i can’t believe i’ve never used the vortex for world building…
It's even better when you realise that smart ones where running around with sticks too
real-world events replicating themselves in a video game
Man that intro/world creation was the best part of the video
Africa vs Europe in a nutshell
This is just the European interpretation of what happened to the Americas
"Doesn't look anything sus anymore." A savior's legend speech🗿
Accurate description of colonization
In Russian "Derevyashka"(деревяшка) means something like "a wooden plank"/"a wooden stick"
10 minutes of roasting a civilization. Nice
Someone better tell me why it’s satisfying to see pain in WorldBox
You should do it so that every time a kingdom falls a disaster or monster like dragon spawn.
Your channel is very cool 1 like is me lol
First view also 😃😃
Your commentary is very cool 1 like is me lol
@@Altair3575 amogu amogus amogus sus Amogus sus
Translate:
Ur comment is also very cool also 1 like is me
Exactly 10 minutes, nice!
Derevyashka means a piece of wood in Russian
3:51 had me dying lol. "we are awesome in the shadows"
One thing I hate, I give my human or Dearven kingdom thousands of metal and stone and after 100 years of on and off pelting their land full of materials... They still use wooden sticks, bows and swords while they have 999 of the strongest metal... Just sitting in their stockpile for hundreds of years.
>Worldbox video
>"Angry villagers" turned off
>Leave
Your videos make my day.
Good video
Thanks for the videos!
Should have names the smart guys for "smarties" :D
smart guys conquest of dummies here is the fastest worldbox war i ever saw. That was litteraly B L I T Z K R I E G
Bro still has ideas, epic:)
I see your editing has improved in this video!
Ah yes, I just clicked it and I know this is great job as always. I'm going to watch it later(going to sleep)
I love all your videos!!!
Omg! so cool imma download thisrn
That was more or less a correct representation of colonisation. I think calling the big island folks "dummies" with that in mind is kinda rude.
It may be rude but its true, one civilization was more advanced than the other
@@Lucachetii
Not because of being dumb tho
These videos are sick!
Dude casually reenacted the colonization of the Natives
It’s like Africa vs Europe
Bruh
LOL
That's so out of pocket 💀 💀 💀
Came here to say this
Wow
The smart guys haven't even figured out how to get hit by meteors yet, so who're the dummies now?
0:35 Perfection.
5:51 Nice.
I lovvvvvvve you videos
“They’ve been alive for about thirty seconds and they’re just like ‘What do we even do?’”
Gorg, that’s normal. I didn’t come out of the womb knowing the meaning of life.
This one gives me some historic flashbacks... the small one, let's call it England. The big and dumb, well, there are 2 continental options, pick your favorite
Bro hesitated on that cursed. He was thinkin abt bro 😭
Fun Fact: There is an island called “North Sentinel Island” and that island is full of primitives. If you search the island up, you’ll see a similarity with the sentinel island.
What is the game's name?
@@benceschmoll6708 it’s not a game, it’s real life.
@@benceschmoll6708world box
💀💀💀💀💀💀 these replies
@@stillsteel. I’m fr serious tho, the island is real life
Gorg is the god that sacrificies billions of humans for our entriteniment
underrated
ADVANCING AND SMALL
VS PRIMITIVE AND BIG
After watching this video I can confirm this is the good we have been looking for. No need to thank me.
you should do ambitious and greedy people vs content people
1 rabbit gorg vs 200 fiendish elves
love your vids!!!
This was basically just King Leopold simulator.
you missed a chance to call them 'Smarties'
Hi OwO
Oooh, good one
Well that was a fast war
You made me laugh really hard
Not Gorg messing up the video by forgetting about angry villagers 💀
my initial thoughts about the name "Abumupy"
"A bum, and pee?"
Got the notification and clicked immediately
Alternative title: Simulating Segregation in WorldBox
I feel like this could be took out of context. 😮
bro really had to get those 10 minutes
Funny how the war was called the Unfair War
To be fair a wood spear is just a stick with a sharpened end!
"doesn't look like anything sus anymore" it's a literal nose
0:42 Thats a penguin from penguin club
r u yappin at the end to reach the 10 min lmao
Smart guys speed runing
You seem like a really cool person
bro just made a colonisation simulation
Awesome
Day #1 of asking to make a world with the layout of a house and have rooms go to war with each other
Do a video where they live in a big cave and in age of darkness, very cool
It’s not about size, it’s about how you use it
Wait, really?
They died so fast it was hilarious
That was a bomb
"created by phuro bla bla bla..." **bad memory activates**