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  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  3 роки тому +11

    Must watch
    ua-cam.com/video/tkCqox63uKM/v-deo.html

  • @richardchadwick2352
    @richardchadwick2352 2 роки тому +23

    😂😂 I love how Dave keeps signing with his hand not to film him and the camera keeps wandering back to him. Pure comedy just there 😂😂
    AB I keep saying it, you're one of the most polite gentlemen out there. The pathos in your voice, how hurt you are, when people are rude is inspirational. You always sound disappointed that people can't be just nice, you are a role model for good manners, albeit with a razor sharp wit.

  • @jiggermast
    @jiggermast 3 роки тому +19

    The security man, who actually in reality gives the first vital impression to prospective customers from all over the world, which may lead to large business contracts, which in turn may lead to more employees being taken on, really needs to be Dave, the fella you had a good crack with, he has the right friendly attitude.

  • @Had_Enough_Media
    @Had_Enough_Media 3 роки тому +42

    I've been binge watching AB as much as I can. Big shout out from Seattle AB, we love your vids man!!!

    • @johnhales3682
      @johnhales3682 2 роки тому +2

      Steve F, I watch alot on the American police vids. Ab's method is great to watch, but I think all your auditors in America are very brave, I take my hat off to them. Your police are awful could not live in your country. UK

    • @Had_Enough_Media
      @Had_Enough_Media 2 роки тому

      @@johnhales3682 - It is awful! They are fighting really hard to prevent any kind of change to put a stop to the killings.

  • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
    @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 4 роки тому +57

    That slow-mo intro had me worried for a second. As this was the first video I clicked on I honestly thought my browser and/or UA-cam were glitching.

    • @elliottf313
      @elliottf313 4 роки тому +5

      Not a fan of the slowmo bits

    • @moist.teabag
      @moist.teabag 4 роки тому +5

      i checked playback speed and volume

    • @chazwalker7156
      @chazwalker7156 4 роки тому +2

      I chucked my phone at the wall coz of this 😦

    • @dVb9
      @dVb9 4 роки тому +6

      I suspect the slow-motion sections were included to push the overall duration over ten minutes, as this allows him to include embedded adverts.

    • @curtisj2165
      @curtisj2165 4 роки тому

      Fooled me

  • @amazinggrace5692
    @amazinggrace5692 3 роки тому +16

    We now want a Dave UA-cam channel. Just Dave talking about random stuff in his life and his ideas lol

  • @keithwhittygmail
    @keithwhittygmail 4 роки тому +98

    Loool. That security officer is like a bulldog without a bone. He gets grumpy when he has to get off his ass and come out of his kennel.

  • @LiveBhangra
    @LiveBhangra 4 роки тому +25

    Dave’s the CEO in disguise. 🤣

  • @johnroache32
    @johnroache32 2 роки тому +8

    As you said: he was a nice Chap, and so I don’t think he’ll be too upset with his appearances. He did deserve a complement. Thanks 🌺

  • @Stuart_George
    @Stuart_George 4 роки тому +25

    Dave is so nice, they named a TV channel after him.🤣

    • @truckingscouser
      @truckingscouser 4 роки тому +3

      Dave was actually called Rodney....after Dave :-D

  • @SurRon_OffRoad
    @SurRon_OffRoad 4 роки тому +12

    manners cost nothing... well done dave👍

  • @MRG-jo4tf
    @MRG-jo4tf 4 роки тому +58

    The awkward walk over never gets old

    • @curtisj2165
      @curtisj2165 4 роки тому +8

      You mean the walk of shame?

    • @1SpudderR
      @1SpudderR 3 роки тому +1

      MR G His Security Daily exercise......ah that told him?

    • @adambadam623
      @adambadam623 3 роки тому

      Yeah haha 😂

    • @rogerborg
      @rogerborg 9 місяців тому

      Then the waddle of shame away.

  • @bartconnolly6104
    @bartconnolly6104 4 роки тому +44

    A kind word costs nothing. That security guy being plesant and n8ce extracted more information from you than a dozen egoist authoritatian coppers.

  • @Pete-qo7bv
    @Pete-qo7bv 4 роки тому +56

    A wee bit racist at the start!!! Data protection 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SmellyKegs
    @SmellyKegs 3 роки тому +10

    I do like how you said you'd not film Dave, and then slide it straight back on him, ha.

  • @Zombie101
    @Zombie101 3 роки тому +6

    Essentially I'm learning through these videos is that security guards don't know the law...

  • @karencolon5152
    @karencolon5152 3 роки тому +6

    Dave is a nice fellow. His kind demeanor certainly makes him better looking than many.

  • @tapiocding
    @tapiocding 4 роки тому +16

    😂 That was great, you’re one of the top auditors in Britain! Good work.

  • @PINACI
    @PINACI 4 роки тому +36

    lol, point away from me... OK, nice wide angle lens AB !!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +9

      PINACI news it fascinates me when some one walks to me asks me not to record them

  • @joelsprings1838
    @joelsprings1838 4 роки тому +6

    That security guy is so incredibly rude from the off. Also what on earth is he talking about saying you can't film private property? And I love how he justifies his stance by saying because he says so. He lets that company down. So badly.

  • @jonock1
    @jonock1 3 роки тому +22

    Dave's gonna be pissed when he sees he was in the video the whole time.

  • @MrAnon-2024
    @MrAnon-2024 4 роки тому +80

    Security guard hasn’t got a clue. What a surprise 😂

    • @warorislam
      @warorislam 4 роки тому +2

      Thought that's why sia recruit immigs who can barely communicate but this guy seems english no excuse to approach a law abiding citizen and start shouting nonsense long silence like the tactic they use when they unable to communicate.

  • @latchmandrepaul9108
    @latchmandrepaul9108 4 роки тому +7

    So funny AB. Rottweiler security was hilarious, shower cap dave was a polite knob tbh. Amazed you turned your camera off him. Keep up the good work bud.

  • @AuditEd
    @AuditEd 4 роки тому +55

    Wow... "Are you English" Just wow

    • @AuditEd
      @AuditEd 3 роки тому +9

      @@singersunite9785 because, that is not a question one would hear in a civilised conversation!! What is the relevance? 🤔

    • @jonock1
      @jonock1 3 роки тому +4

      @@AuditEd Well he doesn't sound English. I can't place his accent but someone should audit him so we can find out :D

    • @georges9760
      @georges9760 3 роки тому +4

      People are so prejudice they don't even realise...

    • @RedroomStudios
      @RedroomStudios 3 роки тому

      @@AuditEd could you make out what the guy was saying? the question was in reference to the fact that he was basically unintelligible.

    • @jesuschrist3678
      @jesuschrist3678 3 роки тому +1

      "I won't record you" proceeds to record him. Just wow

  • @patrickdaly2121
    @patrickdaly2121 2 роки тому +2

    Yes David deserves 30% of baldy’s wage. Seems fair, David was a cool guy!

  • @chazwalker7156
    @chazwalker7156 4 роки тому +30

    Has Dave subscribed yet - I can't smell him? 😷

    • @RonnieVaiArovo
      @RonnieVaiArovo 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe you are allergic to coffee mate ? 😂

  • @TheSadButMadLad
    @TheSadButMadLad 4 роки тому +10

    Dave might not be a copper, but he's got all the words down that coppers are trained to follow. He must be a Special or a PCSO. And it's not words you pick up from watching police and crime series on the TV.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +5

      🤔 very unusual to get questions like that from members of the public, and its the way he was asking them

  • @khiezerhussain3267
    @khiezerhussain3267 4 роки тому +4

    I’m learning well from this keep the videos coming A.B your work is great !!!! 👌🙏

  • @bensoncinematics3216
    @bensoncinematics3216 4 роки тому +7

    Great interaction with the second fellow! He helped keep gave a positive end to the video

  • @wibbleplays6202
    @wibbleplays6202 4 роки тому +6

    Great video! Hopefully Dave will get the security job but it’s very unlikely he’d fit the job being the nice chap he is

  • @MO20024
    @MO20024 4 роки тому +32

    AB you always make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +1

      Ali Laayone I’m glad

    • @MO20024
      @MO20024 4 роки тому +1

      @@AuditingBritain you are legend 👍

  • @Foralluhaterz
    @Foralluhaterz 4 роки тому +36

    Its funny how he asks not to be filmed politely and you abide but you record him anyway haha
    You a funny guy AB

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +6

      hassan Waleed it was pointless to ask really

  • @honestg
    @honestg 4 роки тому +8

    1st Security guard: I needed to use google translation. Sounded as if he had a mouth full of marbles.
    2nd Guard: A model representative for his firm. A genuine worker who deserves all the praise he undoubtedly will receive in the comments.
    Dave: If you want to contact me, please do so through A.B. Please note: If sending some beans for the comment, we are particularly fond of medium roast, either Arabica or Monsoona.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +2

      Honest G hey what about me ? I want some beans too lol 😂

  • @AL4N777
    @AL4N777 4 роки тому +20

    A/B absolutely love your videos mate #educatingeveryone

  • @AuditingBritain
    @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +102

    Dave did you subscribe yet ?

    • @teechoudz4334
      @teechoudz4334 4 роки тому +5

      He definitely has

    • @raymondlawrencechalmers7580
      @raymondlawrencechalmers7580 4 роки тому

      Did he sub AB

    • @richardtheeighth4431
      @richardtheeighth4431 4 роки тому +15

      Dave please identify yourself, because we as Sir AB's subscribers would like to complement and thank you for being a gentleman.😄👊🏻
      We would also like to know if you've sat down together (with a cup if coffee) and watched Sir AB's video with Mr Rude Security?

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +9

      Richard TheEighthSubjectiveParallel 😂 I love reading your comments Richard

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +3

      @raymond lawrence chalmers. I don’t know he didn’t make a sign yet

  • @tyrantsoh
    @tyrantsoh 4 роки тому +11

    Haha AB, and hi Dave if you're watching, welcome to youtube :)

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 2 роки тому

    'Cos you're not cos I said so' Great explanation 🤣.

  • @federalcorvettelover3874
    @federalcorvettelover3874 2 роки тому

    They still have the Birds Signature emblem when It was called Birds. My Father worked there for 30yrs making Maxwell House Coffee. We use to live near by & I obviously use to enjoy coming to work with my Father & then we use to walk home.
    Birds Angel Delight, Birds Appeal Orange Powder ect.
    This video brings back so many memories except we were treated like Humans back in the day, the mid - late '70's.
    I miss my Father so much.

  • @goodyear05
    @goodyear05 3 роки тому +7

    😆 how racist was the security as he was talking to him and he said do you even speak English

    • @diogenesesenna9323
      @diogenesesenna9323 3 роки тому

      Yup. And as soon as the company saw that he was instantly fired.

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. 4 роки тому +44

    Dave was cool,,the other guy probably bullies his wife and children and was shocked that you never bowed down to him. Great audit.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +3

      Itisfinished thank you

    • @doesntreallymatter9368
      @doesntreallymatter9368 4 роки тому +3

      Dave was not cool... he asked the following...
      Whats your name
      Where you from
      Are you a tourist
      Where have you been
      Dont film me
      Where will this be posted
      All the things feds and police ask... so no you are wrong dave was not cool!

    • @sammyeastwood4950
      @sammyeastwood4950 4 роки тому +2

      You got that right mate.

    • @diogenesesenna9323
      @diogenesesenna9323 3 роки тому +2

      @@doesntreallymatter9368 Dave was cool. It wasn't that he asked the questions, there's nothing wrong with that, it's that he asked them politely, he did not get stressed out or rude about a lack of answers, and he was in no way aggressive. The first guy with his 'England' comment probably got instantly fired as soon as the company saw the posted video. No company in the UK wants to risk that sort of bad publicity.

  • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
    @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 4 роки тому +33

    The moment they say data protection you ask them who's and what data they are referring to.

    • @respect2494
      @respect2494 4 роки тому +1

      The name of your channel is weird

    • @desperatemohammedantheworl5833
      @desperatemohammedantheworl5833 4 роки тому

      @@respect2494 It's a pun. But very few folk get it. And I'm not telling.

    • @paulloweuk
      @paulloweuk 4 роки тому +2

      First muppet was a racist thick twat
      Data protection my ass

    • @Malabus73
      @Malabus73 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly.

    • @dcunningham2175
      @dcunningham2175 4 роки тому +2

      @@zcharged8294 Data protection act 1998 only applies to companies, corporations and anyone acting in commerce. If he isn't acting n commerce.... then the act doesn't apply to him. The security goon shouldn't state a law that they are unaware of, otherwise it makes him look foolish.... as was the case here. Now I know why they are called security goons.

  • @andyb7339
    @andyb7339 4 роки тому +5

    The smell could be caused by that baldy security guards piles bursting, what an aggressive man.
    Hope Dave subscribed he's famous now

  • @grahammoore6386
    @grahammoore6386 4 роки тому +28

    The word is out now AB. Go back in a weeks time and they will be falling over themselves to bring you a coffee. Keep up the good work man.

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +2

      graham Moore Mmmmm coffee ☕️ I’m an addict I love coffee

    • @leewood3610
      @leewood3610 4 роки тому +2

      What good work is he doing? Just being a complete clown

    • @curtisj2165
      @curtisj2165 4 роки тому +2

      @@leewood3610 why are you watching then, and commenting on it?

    • @curtisj2165
      @curtisj2165 4 роки тому +1

      @@leethelegend2418 soi you're going to watch ALL his videos and then slag him off?

    • @curtisj2165
      @curtisj2165 4 роки тому

      @@leethelegend2418 that doesn't explain why you watch his videos just so you have something to moan about. If you don't like them don't watch them. He has the law on his side, no explanation of privacy in a public place. If you don't want to be filmed in public stay indoors. To walk up to a camera and say that you don't want to be filmed is so stupid, just walk away. And you really need to find something better to do with your life, you have far too much time on your hands

  • @Adamsky2
    @Adamsky2 3 роки тому +1

    Someone please clip together this guys "Oh my god!"..So funny..

  • @cityclips9325
    @cityclips9325 4 роки тому +4

    Great video once again! And that Dave was a bit intrusive I must say, with all the questions. You should of kept the camera on and let him jog on.

  • @cypeman8037
    @cypeman8037 4 роки тому +3

    “Data Protection” my frigging arse.
    “your not English”
    WOW.
    If you haven’t made a complaint about this guy I’d suggest you stop auditing.

  • @geodun
    @geodun 4 роки тому +2

    Dave is cool. Interesting to see the factory. We drink Moccona Coffee at home (Adelaide). Not sure if it comes from Banbury though, the jar says packed in the Netherlands from imported coffee. Maybe Dave will let us know?

  • @realPromotememedia
    @realPromotememedia 3 роки тому +3

    If you’re here Dave, well done mate.

  • @middxmale9692
    @middxmale9692 4 роки тому +1

    I must say A.B . I love the way you speak on camera, and we all know deep down, you know the laws better than the people that come up to you ... this Video, you kept it low key, Brilliant ! We all know no one can speak to you, and come out on top ! Very Entertaining .... ' What do you want my name for ' ? Do you want to take me out ? Ha haaa

  • @DiamondGuitarist
    @DiamondGuitarist 3 роки тому

    This guy reminds me of the Div character off ricky Gervais extras when he plonked his face into the soup.... amazing episode lol

  • @newsnownetherlands5219
    @newsnownetherlands5219 3 роки тому +1

    A new subscriber!! I LOVE it!!

  • @glenmiles6279
    @glenmiles6279 4 роки тому +2

    You crack me up man🤣🤣

  • @clownprosecution6926
    @clownprosecution6926 4 роки тому +12

    2 mins in and that security guard already with some racist undertones...

    • @martinbuchan9432
      @martinbuchan9432 4 роки тому +3

      Was a racist, the more I see of the English public the more embarrassed I become

    • @clownprosecution6926
      @clownprosecution6926 4 роки тому

      Do us all a favour and don’t leave the house then lad

    • @martinbuchan9432
      @martinbuchan9432 4 роки тому +2

      @@clownprosecution6926 I do what I want, when I want mate,.

    • @martinbuchan9432
      @martinbuchan9432 3 роки тому

      @k halliday Exactly

    • @kingofracism
      @kingofracism 3 роки тому

      @k halliday this is what I say to non whites when they complain about "white supremacy" "white colonialism"..

  • @Mossyz.
    @Mossyz. Рік тому +1

    Respect to the worker....Nice guy :D

  • @guystark2589
    @guystark2589 3 роки тому +1

    the guy who says he's not good looking is actually quite good looking. i've met plenty of people who tell everybody how good looking they are, and they're not the 10/10 they claim to be

  • @g.ladylovespurple4003
    @g.ladylovespurple4003 4 роки тому +2

    Love how u handle every one ur so funny AB

  • @crew2224
    @crew2224 4 роки тому +2

    I need more of your videos AB look forward to seeing them

  • @cashstore1
    @cashstore1 4 роки тому +10

    If you told him that your video also records smell, I wonder what his look on his face would have been.

  • @trevorskidmore1634
    @trevorskidmore1634 2 роки тому

    All this bollocks for a company that produces coffee and not particularly good coffee at that. Well done again AB for putting the first tosser into touch and keep up the good work.

  • @Vanman-ed9og
    @Vanman-ed9og 4 роки тому +2

    Let's hope people don't keep phoning them. Remember A B lives matter. The mans a hero.

  • @simonpyza5270
    @simonpyza5270 4 роки тому +2

    I left Banbury and moved to London 12 years ago. One of the most racist towns I've ever lived in. Lots of tension between English vs Pakistanis and Polish.
    His question "are you English" just literally reminded me of all of the crap I had to go through when living in Banbury.

  • @MrMoses86
    @MrMoses86 4 роки тому

    classic ab we love you keep up the good work on our behalf

  • @whuds1159
    @whuds1159 4 роки тому +1

    Just subbed your vids are both Educational and entertaining and more important Honest about laws Lol Don't let them get away with it yeah !

  • @supersixfive8671
    @supersixfive8671 4 роки тому

    Nice video AB, not sure about the slow mo effect that happen a couple of times !! and that bloke bloke Dave was a very nice man!

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому +1

      Sorry about that was supposed to be fast mode

  • @Freddiebeans101
    @Freddiebeans101 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao good one he was such an angry ball 😆😆

  • @telly9004
    @telly9004 4 роки тому

    Great work AB

  • @danfourtwenty9472
    @danfourtwenty9472 4 роки тому +3

    Enjoyed that 👍🏻

  • @Had_Enough_Media
    @Had_Enough_Media 3 роки тому +1

    I liked the "Because I said so" statement from that clown. Ha ha ha ha !!!!

  • @bassjunk3
    @bassjunk3 4 роки тому +5

    slow mo to get upto the 10 minute video that youtube prefers love it!

  • @SouthYorkshireTTRescue
    @SouthYorkshireTTRescue 3 роки тому

    nice polite guy at the end well done A.B good work again

  • @barrymichaels2663
    @barrymichaels2663 4 роки тому +8

    That guy is extremely rude saying you're not English you not heard of that 🤬

  • @Brass-and-Bullets
    @Brass-and-Bullets 4 роки тому +2

    That my friend is what the definition of “jobsworth” looks like..

  • @allanliddellallan7328
    @allanliddellallan7328 4 роки тому +2

    Good one AB

  • @stroop43
    @stroop43 4 роки тому +1

    That security guard was very unprofessional seemed to want confrontation all with a mouthful of food, definitely needs retraining or sacking, Dave on the contrary was to be commended, cheers for the upload AB 👍

  • @tonytouch7823
    @tonytouch7823 4 роки тому +2

    Did that used to have a Nescafé sign on the top? That smell reminds me of Banbury!

  • @mickthebusdriver
    @mickthebusdriver 4 роки тому +1

    Hi Another great video ! Just one request if possible. Could you leave out the slo-mo effect please? At that speed the video frames jump and rather than blend and can induce migraine.Just a request and certainly not a complaint, Ive enjoyed all of your work. Stay safe

  • @russellkay180
    @russellkay180 4 роки тому +2

    Dave seemed sound better than the first walloper

  • @exert2020
    @exert2020 4 роки тому +5

    How predictable...hiviz guy is rude, a liar and goes right for the casual racism. Disgusting.
    Keep up the good work and expose these unprofessional, aggressive goons

  • @pauljackson0121
    @pauljackson0121 4 роки тому +2

    Slow motion John Woo Shot at the Beginning there...LOL

  • @BobGnarley.
    @BobGnarley. 3 роки тому +1

    7:43 hold it in?! LMFAO

  • @aqila007
    @aqila007 3 роки тому

    Love your videos AB

  • @samsum3738
    @samsum3738 4 роки тому

    I am british to the bone , but i only understood about half of what old Baldy was saying .

  • @aspectmedia-uk
    @aspectmedia-uk 3 роки тому

    I used be based at Kineton for a few years when I was in the Army. You did an audit on there (DMD Kineton) . When I used to go into Banbury, usually Tesco, The coffee factory stank, this was 19 years ago. I can't believe they are still stinking out the Town!

  • @terryflook3517
    @terryflook3517 3 роки тому +1

    Tell you AB go to a traveller site with your little camera...that would be fun to watch.

  • @ndf5322
    @ndf5322 4 роки тому +3

    What data is he protecting?

  • @saor4340
    @saor4340 3 роки тому +4

    Love how you keep saying you won’t record him but about 90% of the time you are recording him lol

  • @gooogleaccount1640
    @gooogleaccount1640 4 роки тому +2

    Lol, what do you expect. Man acts so surprised when they kick off lol

  • @derbyjohn1258
    @derbyjohn1258 4 роки тому

    Fantastic video

  • @aqila007
    @aqila007 3 роки тому

    Love your videos AB top guy

  • @melbournian100
    @melbournian100 4 роки тому

    I like the data protection stuff. Poor security guy.

  • @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214
    @wokeupandsmellthecoffee214 4 роки тому

    Dave was great, hope he subbed you.

  • @WizardLife
    @WizardLife 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh my day gets better when I get the notification that you uploaded

    • @AuditingBritain
      @AuditingBritain  4 роки тому

      Aww thank bro , makes it all worth wile reading this

  • @davekelly8168
    @davekelly8168 4 роки тому +2

    GEEZ!!! baldy needs a talking to lol..

  • @sandwichman100
    @sandwichman100 4 роки тому +2

    we have a 'star is born' moment
    DAVE!
    great name is DAVE!

  • @roastchicken9143
    @roastchicken9143 4 роки тому +1

    Does this company not train its front line representatives to at least try to be polite? I guess not. Thug life alive and well in Banbury. Cheers AB.

  • @rogerborg
    @rogerborg 9 місяців тому

    The bit that never gets old is that they come out, bark their nonsense dialogue, then _the filming just continues_. So what is it that they think they've achieved?

  • @sammyeastwood4950
    @sammyeastwood4950 4 роки тому +2

    Dave was a nice man.

  • @trevorframpton892
    @trevorframpton892 4 роки тому

    I often delivered there in 1970,s, General Foods, it was called I think, no M40 in those days but still a lovely smell of coffee for miles.

  • @localareaaudits8075
    @localareaaudits8075 4 роки тому +1

    Spot on

  • @G-ra-ha-m
    @G-ra-ha-m 3 роки тому

    We wonder why Boris goes power mad, here's a guy who's in charge of some aspects of a gate, and he turns into Stalin.