Hey chaps - hope you enjoyed that. I certainly enjoyed making this one. If you're looking for some delightful Salad Fingers plush toys and tshirts and stuff - there is only one place saladfingersstore.com
After so many episodes you stop thinking about how weird and gross everything looks and start just thinking "oh, looks like salad fingers is on a date."
Yep!! Salad went from weird and creepy to the most adoreble little green man I have ever seen, and I no longer care that his world is so different from my own. I can still understand whats going on, and cheer him on through his life!XD
People say this story is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but I can confirm that this is in fact, a very realistic depiction of everyday life in Bradford England.
I've been watching Salad Fingers since I was a teenager in 2004. I can't believe that the internet has evolved to a point where I can now watch a new episode of the series in the form of a live premiere along with an audience I can chat with in real time. :)
*I see the rotting dog corpse:* "this is normal." *Salad Fingers starts to hit on the dog corpse:* "He has done worse. Actually kinda wholesome in an extremely twisted way to see him blushing." *It gets implied that the dog corpse is a school girl:* "Salad Fingers! No!"
@@KiuOrchid we cant know since don't know what character he was in this episode, salad's original persona is probably hubert cumberdale btw i assume this is jeremy fisher, he could have been probably in his 20s since he was ''fighting the great war'' but also had sex with a girl ''deflowering her rose'' which probably led to the birth of hubert so the girl is probably in early teen years or worse.
@@DonCorleone4 yeah lol I changed my opinion tho i belive salad is actually Jeremy fisher Edit: In the latest episode you can see him deflowering a flower while om a date with a dead dog ( he thinks is a girl )its a reference to the angry father in the early episodes who was angry Jeremy fisher wanted to " deflower his daughters rose " ) So either salad lives in multiple personas of family and friends or he is Jeremy Also mat failed to explain why in one of the early episodes when salad eats Jeremy it cuts to him eating himself ( salad eating salads head ) probably that means he is Jeremy fisher
Ok now... Isn't weird the only things we can relate Salad Fingers' "world" to the real world are: the crows, a dog's carcass, and a human carcass cut in half (the "brother for the Great War) ? 🤔
I love how this is literally the opposite of analog horror. Analog horrors always have a huge understory that is minimally explained for you to put the pieces together yourself but salad fingers has a minimal (still very mysterious) story to the point where everything that happens is made up and we’re seeing inside every nook and cranny of what goes on inside his mind
If you go through enough comments, people have worked together to figure out the underlying story. It absolutely is an analog.. but, the beauty and genius if it, is that you don't have to recognize the underlying story to enjoy it.
Fun fact: Some people might refer to that as a toupée. They can come in a variety of forms, but this is my first time seeing a toupée made from a dead rat. Mr. Fingers is an artistic genius.
Yea I hadn't noticed that till now but it's because you just pointed it out sometimes it's the small details I tend to overlook lol so thank you for that ❤️💋🥰😘
@@poe7057 yea I don't know about that I think that was hidden lore and that probably was his sister short story he got her pregnant and then blame his friend saying that he did that when he was at the war 1
@@LordUdedenkz Is not just that. The scene with the "you are never dressed without a smile" scene implies that she was somewhat unwilling and he talked her into it. And the scene where he fills the drink into the dogs mouth could mean that he filled her up with alcohol to make her more willing.
@@florianfahle315 given that the lady in question was a dead and rotting eviscerated dogs corpse, it probably doesnt really matter about any of that lol.
@@simonorourke4465 I disagree. I believe Salat Fingers is reinacting scenes from his past. So in my theory he was a postman who basicly sleeped with an underaged girl.
I like Salad’s new shoes, and his toupee being a dead rat is a funny touch. This was such a fantastic episode, very funny and a great addition to the series! I also enjoy the little nudge to Dog Of Man (if that was intentional)
Salad Fingers might just be my favorite depiction of a person living with insanity, because despite his nightmarish reality, Mr. Fingers just lives his life with ups and downs, like you and I. There's something genuinely comforting in that.
It's good to know that Salad Fingers has some stability in his life. He works as a postman and he has a routine to keep his mind stable. The fact that he isn't shy about shooting his shot really says a lot about him. This was very inspirational and I too hope to find someone that will be worth losing in the marsh.
Just because we've seen him pretend to be a post man once, doesn't mean he will retain this behaviour going forward. He'll be onto the next new shiny flight of fancy next time. :P
One thing that I like about Salad Fingers is that he is actually very polite and well-spoken; this is an interesting contrast to his otherwise freaky nature.
I genuinely feel SF was a true gentleman in his past. Still is, but just a bit deranged. The way he treats his date, respects and compliments her. Charming lad.
@@Veonnachh Well him saying that she is balancing the job between school, and also saying that they’re here to “take him away” sounds a lot like he’s in trouble for dating a minor
@@tomlawson4713 I read it as she is in uni, or some higher education and "they" are the angry family who really thinks he is too old for her, but I got your point.
5:56 this scene was so funny but also i’m very impressed with the animation. the perfect capture of motion, perspective and a whole 360 angle of the dog
In a weird twisted way Salad Fingers is pure of heart and I think he gives life to everything around him. I watched this show when I was a teenager and I still do well into my 30's. Love you David. Love you to bits I tell you. Milkman traumatized me as a kid by the way.
2:51 “I’ll pretend you didn’t say that” Really shows how far gone his mind is, at least in a more subtle way compared to the rest of the episode: He’s been deluding himself in his isolation for so long, hallucinating and putting words in the mouths of his inanimate companions to the point where he doesn’t even have to make a conscious effort to pretend he’s conversing with them anymore. They just speak to him.
Amazing work! It’s definitely worth going back to your old style like this - easily as good to watch as the ultra-high production value stuff, but we get it more often! So awesome that your new stuff is as funny and revolting as it was 15 years as go!
I know this comment is a bit late, but I you should make more scary/horror content. I think your style is very interesting with things such as the scrap man and the imagery in your Christmas special a few years ago. I would love to see you explore that style of yourself Sam!
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Somehow, knowing that Salad Fingers is still out there doing Salad Fingers things makes me feel much more safe and secure in this world of uncertainty that we live in.
You know what's crazy? We could all be living like salad fingers but we'd be too insane to notice, when we think we're ordering from the store we could be in a farm talking to a cow or something
Genuinely one of the more upsetting episodes because it's the first time we see him acting with bad intentions. No matter what he's done so far, he always seemed to mean well. But in this one we see an ugly side to him that we haven't seen before. Even within his own delusion, he's grooming an underage girl. Both within salad fingers' mind and outside of it, his actions are reprehensible.
But what's the fun without it? Not to sound messed up or anything like that, personally when i was in middle school everyone was terrified to even watch one episode but now i'm livid for more lol
Honestly, "These eyes weren't equipped to process such ravishing beauty", is a perfect line for a date, and people should be as eloquent more often... err... road kill or otherwise, I suppose.
Never before have I enjoyed myself so much whilst simultaneously muttering "please don't fuck the dead dog" under my breath repeatedly. Edit: the fact that this comment has 3k thumbs makes me a little concerned about our collective senses of humor. Let's never change.
What I find most interesting is that this episode seems to have the most obvious story and allegories for events. Especially with the uh... deflowering of what seems to be an underage woman. Salad fingers sits in such a strange place between being so sad you feel empathy for him, deranged that you can't even be sure if he understands his actions, and doing things that are completely reprehensible. Fascinating work, it's nice to see things that branch out in such disturbing story telling regardless of what the censors try.
I agree! I was looking for a comment that would point out how it’s kind of weird that for once the episode followed such an obvious story, i wonder if it’s to help set up for other events, or if there’s something more hiding in the story.
@@gummywormee41 Well, game theory never was about making the correct theory, but rather just having fun while trying to unravel the mysteries of the material. Regardless of how "right" the theory is.
@@fullaccess2645 Early Game Theory videos included real analysis with rough figures. Later on Matpat cashed in and just started making up silly theories as he went along.
“You’re half my age” “you’re parents hate me they always have” This could be when the soldier “deflowered” the fathers young daughter MatPat will love this
That’s what I’m saying! Salad Fingers also pokes the dog with a stick, then eats a flower… he’s also imitated his father in a previous episode. So this could be a reenactment. But, the girl being half his age adds a whole new layer of weird to their relationship.
@@DimaPreo_ yup but her being half his age could also lead to him getting killed by the father! As both the age and his race was a huge deal back then which could push a white angry dad in the 1930’s-1940’s to kill the man
@@RainMicro Yea, it really adds to the anger factor for the white dad. Along with the idea the mother died in childbirth, although not proven, the younger someone is the more likely they are to pass during childbirth. It’s pretty interesting, even if this theory isn’t what David Firth had in mind to begin with, this series is a haven for abstract ideas.
Seems unlikely since salad fingers is British and that seems to be where all the memories take place. brits accepted blacks a lot quicker then the USA.
@@maninthemask6275 well we dont know Salad fingers age and we do know that all these stories are taken in the past before Salad was born so it is highly likely
me: "wow I hope we dont see the dog corpse for long" David Firth: *shoves it in our faces the whole episode* ahahaha, deeply unsettling but thats why we love it and keep coming back
I actually get Benedict Cumberbatch and Hubert Cumberdale mixed up all the time 😂 ‘it’s that new movie with Hubert Cumberbatch! … I mean Benedict Cumberdale!’
@ige77 assuming that the episodes are in chronological order or that even if what we see is an accurate representation of reality or a just window into Salad Fingers delusions.
This is much more of a classic "dear sweet jesus wtf" Salad fingers episode, even in style, than some of the slightly older "emotional trauma in the most disgusting wrapper" ones we've gotten used to. In general it looks like David is reviving a lot of his older IPs. Maybe we could have some of the higher production value, more impactful episodes as treats and these as bill payers?
0:59 "I'm cold daddy!" Theory: This is the same tree from that episode and Salad Fingers remembers this, which is why he was very careful near the tree.
"You're not fully dressed without a smile" is something I am actually gonna say to myself if I'm not feeling so bright. Who knew Salad Fingers could be such a wholesome, genuine intellectual.
Its a quote from the musical Annie. given that salad fingers also mentioned the Queens birthday, it may be hints from the writers of what time period it is
I love the dead rat he put on his head as a wig. I can't even begin to understand the thought process that ended with Salad Fingers thinking ''Oh yes! A dead rat would be just the very thing for an evening of romance!'' Just when you think you've started to understand a guy, he goes and does something like that
Saladfingers gives me the impression of a classic apocolypse-type zombie, that remembers just enough of his old existence that his present day-to-day horrors are all perceived through such a lense. A dead dog corpse is a beautiful young woman, little puppets are old friends from an era long ago, etc. I wonder if we’ll one day see Saladfingers *really* begin losing it. Starting to talk less. Quietly chewing on loose flesh from a dead bird. Until just a glint of recognition appears in his eyes as he spots a group of blisters on a man’s corpse that looks like his dear ol’ gran, Theresa, who would always bake him rotten flesh and eyeball pie.
@@cosmicowllie7394 Yeah you can do it but it requires trained cognitive dissonance to not compare the rotting dog carcass and flies to the meal you're eating. You just turn off that part of your brain that makes connections and absolutely, positively DON'T THINK about it, and focus on Salad Finger's romantic plot arc instead and what that guy's feeling as your object of focus.
I find it amazing how after so long the vibe has not once been lost. Whether it's the more highly produced episodes, or slightly more simple ones, it never fails to create such a horrific yet oddly charming story.
Your stories remind me a lot of the dreams I used to have as a kid (and still have sometimes), and I find some sort of weird comfort while watching them. Been a fan since the 2000's, hope this series continues for as long as you want.
Hey chaps - hope you enjoyed that. I certainly enjoyed making this one. If you're looking for some delightful Salad Fingers plush toys and tshirts and stuff - there is only one place saladfingersstore.com
i wish i could 😫i’m broke 😫
Loved your salad fingers plush, it’s been an amazing piece of my collection I must say
Ha, I wish I had money :D
Thank you for this video!! I hope sock seven is about!
Please make more salad fingers vids 😭
it's interesting to see the classic flash style return after the highly produced glass brother episode
I didn't know you were a fan of salad fingers!
@@Marchello21 who isn't really
He mentioned on Twitter that this was more based on the classic eps, kind of a return to form
he probably either likes the style or he wants to get the episodes out fazzzster
i like this old style more tbh :D
Never settle for "You're beautiful"
Only settle for " These eyes weren't equipped to process such ravishing beauty"
Alright I usually don't say these things when I see a dead dog but I'll give it a go
And "you're eyes are like a lagoon with enchanted waters"
@@tanishkadaniel5205they are talking about something *_-Salad Gregory Stuart Fingers-_* said.
Just send this to my bf 😭
"These eyes weren't equipped to process such ravishing beauty."
Charming
Who knew Mr.Fingers had such a way with words 😍
@@JynxsQuest I know right, too precious!😍
Yes charming in a creepy way 😳 😬
How is it creepy? It’s beautiful!
Fans: "He's talking a lot about eyes and secrets, I wonder what that means.."
But also fans: "Omg Mr.Fingers steal your girl lol"
I love how Salad Fingers manages to appear both innocent and demented, it is fascinating.
Mental illness is terrifying because of its unpredictability
Idk what you are talking about, salad fingers is a very mentally sane and normal human being
@waptadixon1522with the chikn strips!?!?
After so many episodes you stop thinking about how weird and gross everything looks and start just thinking "oh, looks like salad fingers is on a date."
same here I watched the full series dhmis and salid fingers multiple times so im used to this kina stuff
lol yeah
I still got sick to my stomach watching this one david firths finish line is the line no one crosses everytime
Yep!! Salad went from weird and creepy to the most adoreble little green man I have ever seen, and I no longer care that his world is so different from my own. I can still understand whats going on, and cheer him on through his life!XD
Yeah it's just wholesome
People say this story is set in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but I can confirm that this is in fact, a very realistic depiction of everyday life in Bradford England.
It’s not I’m British
@@maxobrien6631 r/whoosh
@@maxobrien6631 cant even tell whats a joke and whats not.
@@cultist1368 no it’s kinda offensive because he’s not even revealed he’s British and if he’s not he’s insulting us
@@doctorbillsans9492 naaa lad you don’t get it you do notice he’s probably not even British and making mean insults to us?
Salad Fingers has really grown as a person. First he was getting off to rusty spoons and now he's interested in flesh and blood.
don't forget the nettles!
He likes it when the red water comes out.
@@AbaddonAlmighty OH NO
@@AbaddonAlmighty He's a masocist, femboy, singer. Whats not to love.
@@AbaddonAlmighty it's blood b r e h
“It’s almost 3 weeks until the queens birthday!”
That sure aged well.
Just like the Queen!
@@Fanotuber damn 😭
She did make it to her last birthday.
@@-._.-KRiS-._.-everyone does
@@-._.-KRiS-._.- everyone makes to their last birthday
I've been watching Salad Fingers since I was a teenager in 2004. I can't believe that the internet has evolved to a point where I can now watch a new episode of the series in the form of a live premiere along with an audience I can chat with in real time. :)
ikr
Wait. 2004?? Damn I was born in 03
I can’t believe that the internet has got to a point where Salad Fingers makes more sense than 98% of the other stuff on it.
The live premieres are very hard for David. He has to draw very fast.
@@zeeko9903 me too from 03
The “You’re not fully dressed without a smile” caught me off guard with pure hilarity
😂
**morphs into Alastor**
Hazbin Hotel...
Alastor!
I KNEW IT WAS ALASTOR
*I see the rotting dog corpse:* "this is normal."
*Salad Fingers starts to hit on the dog corpse:* "He has done worse. Actually kinda wholesome in an extremely twisted way to see him blushing."
*It gets implied that the dog corpse is a school girl:* "Salad Fingers! No!"
I legit went “OH” when he started talking about how it wasn’t right and they would take him away
He really struck the three big taboos of sexuality lol
he fucked the dead dog
To be fair the guy regularly plays with people's corpses and intentionally or unintentionally kills several people throughout the series.
eat dat salad
i just lost it at 5:55 when he started flailing the poor dog around. Man looks so happy about
Ik I was pissing myself laughing.
The scream I scrumpt when I saw that!!
*Scrumpt*
@@IAmGhost1986english 100
Me too. Things quickly go from disgusting to hilarious.
I love how random this is, one episode he’s arguing with finger puppets and the next he’s in love with a dead dog who’s half his age
Wait a minute, how old is Salad Fingers in these series? Since he changes characters throughout the episodes, it confuses me
@@KiuOrchid we cant know since don't know what character he was in this episode, salad's original persona is probably hubert cumberdale btw
i assume this is jeremy fisher, he could have been probably in his 20s since he was ''fighting the great war'' but also had sex with a girl ''deflowering her rose'' which probably led to the birth of hubert
so the girl is probably in early teen years or worse.
@@seif9923 :0
@@seif9923 I see you watch film theory
@@DonCorleone4 yeah lol
I changed my opinion tho i belive salad is actually Jeremy fisher
Edit: In the latest episode you can see him deflowering a flower while om a date with a dead dog ( he thinks is a girl )its a reference to the angry father in the early episodes who was angry Jeremy fisher wanted to " deflower his daughters rose " )
So either salad lives in multiple personas of family and friends or he is Jeremy
Also mat failed to explain why in one of the early episodes when salad eats Jeremy it cuts to him eating himself ( salad eating salads head ) probably that means he is Jeremy fisher
I need more backstory on Bartholomew Degryse’ legal troubles.
You'll find out in the next episode
Oh, now this is getting even more interesting and of coarse, horrifying
David Firth f o r e s h a d o w i n g
Do you find speculative fan art of Bartholomew Degryse to be in poor taste?
@@davidfirth it's tax evasion isn't it?
"Gasp! It's almost three weeks until the Queen's birthday."
glad to see Mr. Fingers still remembers "the Queen" even when having a date with a corpse
But which queen is he talking about? Elizabeth's II birthday are in April's 21th
its really eerie too because the day this came out, my birthday is in... you guessed it, nearly three weeks!
quite a coincidence that one is.
He's not a barbarian.
the corpes talks and breaths on some part of the video. Maybe its a half alive half dead?
tbh with how out of touch he is, he's probably talking about Victoria.
Even if this is like 200 years from now or whatever
3:18 three crows is a superstition about murder, and crows are often associated with death. I love the sheer amount of detail in these videos.
Yeah i guess there wasn't any other way for us to know the dog is dead for sure
A group of crows together is also called a murder!
I think that they are also supposed to symbolize the society itself and the social norms
@@G.P.M_7you really have to read between the lines with this series
Ok now... Isn't weird the only things we can relate Salad Fingers' "world" to the real world are: the crows, a dog's carcass, and a human carcass cut in half (the "brother for the Great War) ? 🤔
I hope 40 years from now I still wake up and say, "Oh boy! A new chapter of Mister Fingers' life has graced my eyes."
Pretty impressive how it's been like 14 years and the style/vibe of this series has stayed exactly the same
That's what happens when you don't accept corporate sponsorships and keep doing your thing
Yes
@@LegalizeCrystalWeedd but you know that David Firth accepted corporate Sponsorship? look for "Pre-Chewed Food" video for example
@@PanKrakex That wasn't sponsorship - that was a commission for Justin Roiland. He asked me to make an advert for his PS4 game.
@@davidfirth Paid work for the prodigy was good too. Being comissioned vs sponsership are compleeeeetly different.
I remember 10 years ago being terrified of this but now it’s just “Oh cool, Salad fingers got a date”
With a "girl" half his age.
Salad Fingers Noooo.....
I've loved this since I was in early elementary school. Idk what was wrong with me lmao
But, his date is half his age! How controversial!
I'm the 699th like your welcome to the 700th like
@@Lunaliladee uncensored internet access at a young age
Salad fingers is slowly snapping back into reality and realizing that everything around him is dead.
I love how this is literally the opposite of analog horror. Analog horrors always have a huge understory that is minimally explained for you to put the pieces together yourself but salad fingers has a minimal (still very mysterious) story to the point where everything that happens is made up and we’re seeing inside every nook and cranny of what goes on inside his mind
This might be analog, it seems like he's reliving his (her?) life in a state of post-apolcalypse insanity.
If you go through enough comments, people have worked together to figure out the underlying story. It absolutely is an analog.. but, the beauty and genius if it, is that you don't have to recognize the underlying story to enjoy it.
Never would've guess I'd see a Salad Fingers episode where he's grooming a dog corpse
Same
well it probably wouldnt count as grooming as its more likley both were adults but still with a large age gap
@@shrewkitunless the girl was in college it's grooming I know your not dum but pay attention to what he says when he first meets her
@@shrewkit it's definitely implied that he sees her as a schoolgirl 1:31
@Makuta S-V he literally thinks of that mangy mutt corpse as a young girl, so yes grooming
“You’re half my age!” As if that’s the worst thing going on 💀
Its a dog
I don’t care
It’s dead
I don’t care
Its half my age
😨
@@dragonwing4449 yeah bro that’s too far
Nah, I clocked at the beginning when he was a postman, clearly anxious about his sexual feelings because the dog/ girl was very young.
Considering how at one point in the series, he touches a pill bug, calls it his sister, and says “your body is so much fun!” It shouldn’t be.
Ayo
The “you are half my age” came like a blast after that night date for salad fingers
it gets worse the older salad is
Absolutely lost it when Fingers started swinging the carcass like he was actually at the Queen’s birthday.
that is a thing??? sorry non brit here
Just noticed his “hair” is a dead rat, you can see the little paws
Fun fact: Some people might refer to that as a toupée. They can come in a variety of forms, but this is my first time seeing a toupée made from a dead rat. Mr. Fingers is an artistic genius.
Yah I only noticed it the second time I watched. Which is why I watch these over and over and over again...
I hadn't even noticed untill I saw your comment. I love the little things like this, nice catch!
The dead goopy tree reminds me oddly of the baby tree that salad finger bites
Yea I hadn't noticed that till now but it's because you just pointed it out sometimes it's the small details I tend to overlook lol so thank you for that ❤️💋🥰😘
Hearing the familiar strains of Beware the Friendly Stranger is like slipping into a warm, cosy, lice-infested smallpox blanket.
Makes me feel sick, and i still like it
While having fever dreams :)
SF is a predator goddamn
I love the humor in this episode! Salad fingers exclaims "Something about this isn't right.. you're half my age!"
I was rolling under my table)
Glad SF is putting himself out there and dating again. Healthy relationships are important.
Very true
@@poe7057 yea I don't know about that I think that was hidden lore and that probably was his sister short story he got her pregnant and then blame his friend saying that he did that when he was at the war 1
@@Dark_DragonLord you mean the Great war
@@Skullbat210 yea I just wanted two say ww1
How dare you! She’s half his age!
I love how in his world, being dead doesn't matter. He still sees them as a living being even though they're rotting away.
And life either
he has severe mental issues. hes' not accepting. he's just fucked up
@@SirRorschachJack Agreed.
That was just a little weird... And sick?
interesting
This was fucking disturbing.
You never disappoint my expectations with a new Salad Fingers episode.
Keep up the good job!
Half his age. Can you believe it? Sick.
@@LordUdedenkz Is not just that. The scene with the "you are never dressed without a smile" scene implies that she was somewhat unwilling and he talked her into it. And the scene where he fills the drink into the dogs mouth
could mean that he filled her up with alcohol to make her more willing.
@@florianfahle315 given that the lady in question was a dead and rotting eviscerated dogs corpse, it probably doesnt really matter about any of that lol.
@@simonorourke4465 I disagree. I believe Salat Fingers is reinacting scenes from his past. So in my theory he was a postman who basicly sleeped with an underaged girl.
not as disturbing as glass brother IMO, that one went full on dark.
the way SF gets embarrassed so briskly is utterly adorable 😭
I like Salad’s new shoes, and his toupee being a dead rat is a funny touch. This was such a fantastic episode, very funny and a great addition to the series! I also enjoy the little nudge to Dog Of Man (if that was intentional)
Holy shit I never noticed that his toupee was a rat lmao
thought it was a dead dog or coyote
@@Kids_Scissors it is a dog, or a wolf
I thought the same. Dog of man makes a return in Salad Fingers. Brilliantly done. Really takes me back
@@c.jandrews304 same here! David Firth is brilliant
I’M LOOSING IT AT THE PART WHERE HE’S JUST FLINGING THE DOG CORPSE AROUND AND THE “ you’re half my age “ LINE HELP
This remind me of muscle man
it's so heartwarming to see that he grew up and got a proper job, became a part of healty community. ;)
he slept with an under age corpse ! what are you talking about part of of a healty community!!!!?!?
so wholesome
@@trinigirlsimmons4077 reddit moment
@@trinigirlsimmons4077 wow. Didnt get the joke.
@@enzaissodead e-e
Salad Fingers might just be my favorite depiction of a person living with insanity, because despite his nightmarish reality, Mr. Fingers just lives his life with ups and downs, like you and I. There's something genuinely comforting in that.
It's good to know that Salad Fingers has some stability in his life. He works as a postman and he has a routine to keep his mind stable. The fact that he isn't shy about shooting his shot really says a lot about him. This was very inspirational and I too hope to find someone that will be worth losing in the marsh.
Just because we've seen him pretend to be a post man once, doesn't mean he will retain this behaviour going forward. He'll be onto the next new shiny flight of fancy next time. :P
Bro man is edp445 tf. She was only twelve and he slept with her
I seriously question the stability of Salad Fingers' mind.
@@cosmicowllie7394 All the more reason to admire him. He doesn't stay because he knows there's something better. Good on him.
@@chadschmaltz9790 I'm sure he's fine. For all we know he's in an alley somewhere safely bantering while his mind imagines what we see updated.
I appreciate how David has preserved the 'rough' style of background/character art. It's especially obvious in this episode - it's charming
Absolutely. That was a thing that annoyed me in the last episode... it just looked too smooth and clean if that makes sense.
I was super stoked to hear the original Salad Fingers theme "Beware the friendly Stranger", I missed it!
It goes very well. Could have unit for more scenes also. But still great 👍 thank you David
It’s also in the last episode.
Needs more Aphex Twin - Rhubarb
@@DoveOfHope1 agreed. definitely needs more aphex twin
One thing that I like about Salad Fingers is that he is actually very polite and well-spoken;
this is an interesting contrast to his otherwise freaky nature.
He's quite a gentleman if I say so myself ^^
𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
I genuinely feel SF was a true gentleman in his past. Still is, but just a bit deranged. The way he treats his date, respects and compliments her. Charming lad.
☠ lad
Except she’s underaged..
@@tomlawson4713 not sure, just "half his age" maybe 20 ,and SF is 40, who knows?
@@Veonnachh Well him saying that she is balancing the job between school, and also saying that they’re here to “take him away” sounds a lot like he’s in trouble for dating a minor
@@tomlawson4713 I read it as she is in uni, or some higher education and "they" are the angry family who really thinks he is too old for her, but I got your point.
5:56 this scene was so funny but also i’m very impressed with the animation. the perfect capture of motion, perspective and a whole 360 angle of the dog
Muscle man Regular Show
In a weird twisted way Salad Fingers is pure of heart and I think he gives life to everything around him. I watched this show when I was a teenager and I still do well into my 30's. Love you David. Love you to bits I tell you. Milkman traumatized me as a kid by the way.
He brings death to everyone around him wym
@@Querymonger Not intentionally though, He is a good person at heart whos just gone through some shit.
2:51 “I’ll pretend you didn’t say that” Really shows how far gone his mind is, at least in a more subtle way compared to the rest of the episode:
He’s been deluding himself in his isolation for so long, hallucinating and putting words in the mouths of his inanimate companions to the point where he doesn’t even have to make a conscious effort to pretend he’s conversing with them anymore. They just speak to him.
The legend has been making Salad Fingers years before UA-cam existed and he's still dropping gold.
Not as old as Slender man. That was one of youtubes finest horror hits
@@RoseDeathX Slender Man was created on the Something Awful forums in like 2009, Salad Fingers predates that by about 5 years.
Man I remember having to watch salad fingers on fat-pie, lowkey miss the days when literally every flash series was scattered across the internet.
@@RoseDeathX salad fingers is better
I couldn't agree more ❤️
Amazing work! It’s definitely worth going back to your old style like this - easily as good to watch as the ultra-high production value stuff, but we get it more often! So awesome that your new stuff is as funny and revolting as it was 15 years as go!
15 years? 15 YEARS! It's been 15 years!!!!!
@@Dooms-Daisy 13 but still
Interesting seeing you hear! Didn't know the dude makes reviews on Hornby trains also watches salad fingers! Big fan
Thomas the tank engine
I know this comment is a bit late, but I you should make more scary/horror content. I think your style is very interesting with things such as the scrap man and the imagery in your Christmas special a few years ago. I would love to see you explore that style of yourself Sam!
"Something about this isn't right. You're half my age"
*FBI OPEN UP*
"They're here to take me away..."
HUBERT TOLD THEM!!!
@@DestructJohn Hubert is actually a good boi
Still a better love story than Twilight.
It’s pretty much the same. Bella likes dead guys and dogs. So roadkill is her perfect love.
Yeah, but it still has a better plot than Twilight.
The dog is half age tho
Overused joke, plus the ages here are the opposite
@@HusbandoCollectorWhatever floats your goat.
To see the world through his eyes would be an experience.
@today was a good day bot
just smoke a blunt while watching the series and find out
I feel it would be something similar to Pyrovision in Team fortress 2
What if we see
Smoke salvia
Dude this new episode of salad fingers got me sitting on the floor in the crawl space
"You're not fully dressed without your smile"
Never thought I would learn a new pickup line from Salad Fingers.
plz no
Dont use that, man. 😅
Cause people really like to be told to smile
"Where did I get that line from? Oh, it's from a cartoon about...
You know I'll just see myself out the door."
....I suggest you watch the original Annie movie friend..
"Somthing is not right! You're half my age!" At least Salad Fingers knows his right
Why do I feel like Hubert Cumberdale asking "Why so many secrets, Mr. Fingers?" was purely a jab at MatPat?
because it probably is, its also probably taunting him with more at the same time
Judging by the face, 100% :D
Bc its fun to jab at him
Who is that?
@@bergerloos5014 the guy who does game theory, film theory, and food theory. How do you not know about matpat?
I genuinely didn't know this was coming - made my day! Thank you
Same here.
to anyone else seeing the comment replies: report all of these bots above me for spam. The *fax yes* or *finally yes* ones, with a UA-cam link above them. They will not reply to you and the motives behind them are for impulse clicking on the link for views/money. (hotlinking for views and money). because most youtube comments are talking about something in a video (often positively), a positive afformation can make you impulse like and also impulse check out whatever they are linking too. Scummy 5h/tty stuff. Do not watch or like the videos themselves, since its probably a bot driven account or bought account trying to get traction through bots and click farming. Stop this drivel on UA-cam from happening.
That feeling when you worry about their relationship more than your own
If I had any kind of relationship to speak of
Lol
I- uh, am actually more concerned with the fact that Hubert has gone back to being a finger puppet than Salad fingers possibly doing the dead dog.
what the dog doin
@@mikadosannoji553 who doin the dog*
@@theenclave5332 this killed me
The swelling has gone down from his realfleshboyification so he looks more like he did before the procedure.
Same in chapter ll he was flesh a real boy
Somehow, knowing that Salad Fingers is still out there doing Salad Fingers things makes me feel much more safe and secure in this world of uncertainty that we live in.
Knowing that mister Salad is out there doing his things, means he isn't over here doing his things. That makes me feel much more safe & secure!
He is an oddly comforting character
He's my comfort weirdo. Something nostalgic about his voice and mannerisms and the subtitles and... yea.
@@aname6794 it’s Mr. Fingers thank you very much
Frfr
You know what's crazy? We could all be living like salad fingers but we'd be too insane to notice, when we think we're ordering from the store we could be in a farm talking to a cow or something
God dammit you might be right 😀🖐
Shit. This one knows too much.
@@nov_icee wait what🗿
O wait shit that’s gonna keep me up at night
You’re about send me into a spiral
Genuinely one of the more upsetting episodes because it's the first time we see him acting with bad intentions. No matter what he's done so far, he always seemed to mean well. But in this one we see an ugly side to him that we haven't seen before. Even within his own delusion, he's grooming an underage girl. Both within salad fingers' mind and outside of it, his actions are reprehensible.
And he knew it from the second they met. He said “so young”. Disgusting, Mr Fingers.
Where was it stated how old salad fingers is like not saying your wrong but maybe it's not a pedophile situation more like he 46 she's 26
@@alyssamanning7604 we’re just makin a funny
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I agree completely
I feel like this series wouldn’t be so disturbing without the sounds, the cursed squishing and gurgling
The sounds totally up the creepy factor 10x.
But what's the fun without it? Not to sound messed up or anything like that, personally when i was in middle school everyone was terrified to even watch one episode but now i'm livid for more lol
Its
✨Asmr✨
Not to mention the weird breathing noises.
Honestly, "These eyes weren't equipped to process such ravishing beauty", is a perfect line for a date, and people should be as eloquent more often... err... road kill or otherwise, I suppose.
If a man said that to me I’d give him my rusty spoons.
Or otherwise? No, im saying that to a dead corpse and JUST a dead corpse
Use it when the date's to die for
@@jimmymcgill5072 What are you planning on saying to a live corpse?
@@amorfm4071 these eyes weren’t equipped to process such ravishing beauty.
Now give me the spoons
Bravo. Another repellent masterpiece.
Never thought you’d be a SF fan
@@skorpion7732 who isn't?
Amazing to see you here
Agree 💯
"It's almost three weeks until the queen's birthday! How she must feel" Oh sweet Salad Fingers..
Never before have I enjoyed myself so much whilst simultaneously muttering "please don't fuck the dead dog" under my breath repeatedly.
Edit: the fact that this comment has 3k thumbs makes me a little concerned about our collective senses of humor. Let's never change.
I was so scared he was going to do that XD
He probably did off screen
I thought it was a dead opossum lol ...and ew XD (but now ..yeah I can see it .. is a dead dog? an Opossum? wtf is it?! )
"Your half my age!"
He did
What I find most interesting is that this episode seems to have the most obvious story and allegories for events. Especially with the uh... deflowering of what seems to be an underage woman. Salad fingers sits in such a strange place between being so sad you feel empathy for him, deranged that you can't even be sure if he understands his actions, and doing things that are completely reprehensible. Fascinating work, it's nice to see things that branch out in such disturbing story telling regardless of what the censors try.
@Alex B. M. Excuse me?
I agree! I was looking for a comment that would point out how it’s kind of weird that for once the episode followed such an obvious story, i wonder if it’s to help set up for other events, or if there’s something more hiding in the story.
@Alex B. M. ¿Que hablas? Si esos temas se trataron en capitulos anteriores, el tipo no se equivoca
I haven’t even seen it yet but I know Matpat is going to have a field day with this one
Unfortunately it'd be for nothing, since David stated that Matpat's theories were nothing close to what he intended
@@gummywormee41 Well, game theory never was about making the correct theory, but rather just having fun while trying to unravel the mysteries of the material. Regardless of how "right" the theory is.
@@gummywormee41 what did he intend
@@fullaccess2645 Early Game Theory videos included real analysis with rough figures. Later on Matpat cashed in and just started making up silly theories as he went along.
@@alexhauser5043 its cause it gets views. Wacky shit gets his fanbase hard
5:55 when Salad Fingers was spinning around with his date, I was expecting pieces to start flying off.
I love how when Salad Fingers is like: "shes taken thank you very much"
the crows are like: oh shoot sorry man my bad.
“You’re half my age” “you’re parents hate me they always have”
This could be when the soldier “deflowered” the fathers young daughter MatPat will love this
That’s what I’m saying! Salad Fingers also pokes the dog with a stick, then eats a flower… he’s also imitated his father in a previous episode. So this could be a reenactment. But, the girl being half his age adds a whole new layer of weird to their relationship.
@@DimaPreo_ yup but her being half his age could also lead to him getting killed by the father! As both the age and his race was a huge deal back then which could push a white angry dad in the 1930’s-1940’s to kill the man
@@RainMicro Yea, it really adds to the anger factor for the white dad. Along with the idea the mother died in childbirth, although not proven, the younger someone is the more likely they are to pass during childbirth. It’s pretty interesting, even if this theory isn’t what David Firth had in mind to begin with, this series is a haven for abstract ideas.
Seems unlikely since salad fingers is British and that seems to be where all the memories take place. brits accepted blacks a lot quicker then the USA.
@@maninthemask6275 well we dont know Salad fingers age and we do know that all these stories are taken in the past before Salad was born so it is highly likely
me: "wow I hope we dont see the dog corpse for long" David Firth: *shoves it in our faces the whole episode* ahahaha, deeply unsettling but thats why we love it and keep coming back
I'm here watching (listening) to it from the comments cause I can't stomach it haha
Salad fingers : you're not fully dressed without a smile
Me : alastor ? Get out of this body
😆😆😆
I want to hear him cuss just once. He is such a well mannered young man, I want to hear him speak a dirty word.
"Andrew Hands", thats basically the cuss word trigger for him.
There's a video of David Firth on his instagram story making Mr. Fingers say "fuck all of you motherfuckers"
Let Salad Fingers say fuck 2022
r a s p.
He did say bugger in this episode. That's slang for anal sex and it's used as a softer form of fuck.
YES. I’ve yearned for this day! Love you David Firth, an unbelievably talented man!
I agree 😊
I actually get Benedict Cumberbatch and Hubert Cumberdale mixed up all the time 😂 ‘it’s that new movie with Hubert Cumberbatch! … I mean Benedict Cumberdale!’
I‘m glad I am not the only one. 😬
Amazing
I always say the actor's name in Salad Fingers' voice, and no one around me gets the reference.
@@SomeUA-camTraveler I do the same thing. It's not the only example of things that I do that no one around me gets either.
That makes me happy.
3:09 i never heard a gasp from salad fingers in my life
Hearing " Beware the friendly stranger " always gives me the chills!
Do you not like my mouth words? Naughty mouth.
When did they say that?
@@provokedutensilsunited6354 It's the name of the along playing in the video!
Ikr same ❤️
Ive been puking all day today and this just made me feel normal again. Everyone thank David Firth for these masterpieces.
from the audio, id figure you’d be puking more lmao
@@jerhayn Lol, the song makes me feel sick
lmao
Chotto matte kudastop
Sorry you're not feeling well dear. Glad that you found comfort here. Love to you from the community ☺️
Hubert has had so many forms throughout this series
He's very versatile
@ige77 assuming that the episodes are in chronological order or that even if what we see is an accurate representation of reality or a just window into Salad Fingers delusions.
15+ years ago, I was disturbed with my first watch of Salad Fingers ever. Today the feeling returns in full. Well done, mate.
It’s good to see Salad Fingers again,I haven’t seen him since Spooky Month
I can't believe it's already been 3 years since the last episode.
@don't be surprised bot
This is much more of a classic "dear sweet jesus wtf" Salad fingers episode, even in style, than some of the slightly older "emotional trauma in the most disgusting wrapper" ones we've gotten used to. In general it looks like David is reviving a lot of his older IPs. Maybe we could have some of the higher production value, more impactful episodes as treats and these as bill payers?
If he is reviving all his old works, I hope he does another episode on the health reminder
All I want is for someone to look at me the way Salad Fingers looks at a corpse.
Same
Same here bro
Same...
same here
we are all mutuals
5:35 this hits different now
0:59 "I'm cold daddy!"
Theory: This is the same tree from that episode and Salad Fingers remembers this, which is why he was very careful near the tree.
That's exactly what I thought I was like, "Hold up this looks like Mr. Branches....."
Which episode was it?
@@saikou_no_koi "letter"
Mr branches is the girls parent confirmed
david firth directly said that his theory was nothing close to what he intended for this series
"You're not fully dressed without a smile" is something I am actually gonna say to myself if I'm not feeling so bright. Who knew Salad Fingers could be such a wholesome, genuine intellectual.
Its a quote from the musical Annie. given that salad fingers also mentioned the Queens birthday, it may be hints from the writers of what time period it is
Considering he’s dating a child it’s not really wholesome.
14 years later and he still hasn’t found the perfect spoon 😹
The perfect spoon was the friends we made along the way
In the final episode be will find the perfect spoon
@Jayden R idk maybe like 2009 or somthing. It’s insanely old.
@Jayden R I…. They don’t… ever say 😅
@@tinynekoking6488 2004
3:00 - 3:05 how David handels fan theories.
My man Salad Fingers finally got a job after 14 years
almost 17
Times are rough, even for Mr. Fingers
This episode was quite sad actually. Poor fingers, he almost found someone to love
How do I explain to people that I feel bad for a man that lost love with half a rotting dog carcass?
@@ParadigmZwei i mean, you don't. this is a situation of "the girls that get it, get it, and the girls that don't, don't."
@@vampire_money99 omg XD
How unfortunate that it was a dog carcass... and that it was half his age.
Yes. The next Mrs. Fingers.
I love the dead rat he put on his head as a wig.
I can't even begin to understand the thought process that ended with Salad Fingers thinking ''Oh yes! A dead rat would be just the very thing for an evening of romance!''
Just when you think you've started to understand a guy, he goes and does something like that
I'd say this is very fitting for him
It's salad fingers. Most likely he saw the dead rat and in his mind saw a fancy hat
Saladfingers gives me the impression of a classic apocolypse-type zombie, that remembers just enough of his old existence that his present day-to-day horrors are all perceived through such a lense. A dead dog corpse is a beautiful young woman, little puppets are old friends from an era long ago, etc.
I wonder if we’ll one day see Saladfingers *really* begin losing it. Starting to talk less. Quietly chewing on loose flesh from a dead bird. Until just a glint of recognition appears in his eyes as he spots a group of blisters on a man’s corpse that looks like his dear ol’ gran, Theresa, who would always bake him rotten flesh and eyeball pie.
Me: I don't wanna eat my dinner until I find something good to watch.
David Firth: ...
Me: Perfect.
literally me rn
god damn yeah me too, eating my desiccated beef and liquidy potatoes here.
You guys can eat while watching this?
I’m actually eating chili and rice dinner as I watch. Great times.
@@cosmicowllie7394 Yeah you can do it but it requires trained cognitive dissonance to not compare the rotting dog carcass and flies to the meal you're eating. You just turn off that part of your brain that makes connections and absolutely, positively DON'T THINK about it, and focus on Salad Finger's romantic plot arc instead and what that guy's feeling as your object of focus.
It’s nice that Salad Fingers finally got himself a job as a Postman and a date
Good for him
She underage
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q
She is a death wolf
@@carlosadrianperezlopez4051 she's literally half age of salad fingers
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q true, she definitely is. Do we know about how old Salad thinks he actually is?
@@user-jl8wj8fz5q
Yeah, but, is a death wolf
"YOU'RE HALF MY AGE!"
"Banging on the doors"
hMHMMmmMmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
still awesome stuff
If it was today we would be hearing: FBI, open up! Lol.
Every new episode, Salad fingers shoes get more and more realistic.
Can’t wait to hear the theories on this one, another classic salad fingers
I'm sad I'm so early because there won't be any theories out yet.
He’s a p
I love how it’s called “Post man”
And he was only on the job for 1/8 of the video😂😂
it has two meanings
@@elliotbroadhurst7142 whats the other meaning?
I find it amazing how after so long the vibe has not once been lost. Whether it's the more highly produced episodes, or slightly more simple ones, it never fails to create such a horrific yet oddly charming story.
Your stories remind me a lot of the dreams I used to have as a kid (and still have sometimes), and I find some sort of weird comfort while watching them. Been a fan since the 2000's, hope this series continues for as long as you want.