Uncompromising vision. Bold innovation. Expert communication. Bloopy synths. All this and more as you start your journey as a family member of Business! Our founder, Louie Zong, decided long ago that we would be devoted to quality, happiness, and customer satisfaction! Just hear from one of our satisfied customers now! "It really sounds like I'm devoting the rest of my life to a corporate hellhole!" - KingSandvich Thanks, Mr. King! Let's now talk a little bit about your role in your new family...
After brian david guilbert uploaded a video on the healthcare system I was preparing to grind on getting my art out there so I could make the big bucks, Thank you Louie!
I attended a virtual interview for a job I really want today. Said I'd hear back in a couple weeks. This only reaffirms my belief that nothing is real. Thanks Louie, Reality has never been more purposefully contrived for my specific experience than right now
What is this a joke or something? Taking me to joke city with that joke? you fool. Buffoon buisness is serious buisness, and I will not have it's name tarnished!
-Bold generalized sentiment -Bulleted talking points -Synergize with department -Quarterly meeting - you MUST bring a quarter! -Coffee available in breakroom -Standardize communication format -Expectation orientation plan -Overall growth projection Whoa, look at that! It's only 9am but my schedule is already full.
Feels to me like an old Apple commercial. I can almost hear the voice say _If you wondered what you could do with 200 kB of memory, wait 'till Macintosh brings you 250 kb!_
the vibe of this project is what little me thought all jobs were in the early 2000s. that every adult worked in a cubicle and that the work culture looked like this everywhere
The use of narrative music alongside with the story telling, encompassing atmosphere, backgrounds/titles, and the use of vocals tied everything in the album together, stellar work! A understatement really. The entire album is start to end replayable with those electronic beats always ready to hook you in 💼
coming back after a month, this whole album is still groovy especially Calcutron 8000! or The Big Conference as the progressions and zeal of it all still lives even after about a month
Agreed with everything you said here!! I've loved this album so much since it came out, especially "Close the Deal!" that sax just fucking slaps. super underrated album.
This is absolutely incredible. I died laughing when I realized what this was. I love this so much. Calcutron 8000! is an absolute BANGER. The Big Conference has me laughing hysterically. Excellent work.
Cool! Now I have a theme song for when my boyfriend goes shopping with me. I can't go down a single isle without him grabbing just about anything and saying "This is what you want! So you can look like a 90s business lady!" and I have to restrain from smacking him 🤣🤣🤣
I know this is supposed to be kinda ironic, but I actually work as a data analyst and just plowed out a bunch of sales graphs while listening to "groovy graphs".
I'm gonna need more saxophone next quarter, Louie, these numbers won't make our investors happy but I'll see if i can pitch them our fantastic range of synthesisers
I'm so happy that so many artist keep it real-nice-funky-oldsql-pampampampampararara-and everything nowadays. Love it. This one gibes me that Flash FM/Fever 105 GTA VC Radio Station vibes
Computer lounge jumpscared me with the plantasia sounds and brought me back to freshman year and filled me with nostalgia so thanks for that. Amazing album.
After stopping by the career fair, I am going to my business ethics and general management classes! Oh boy these tracks have me excited for my passion of ✨business✨
I really like your job ! it feels like a mix between mother's ost , vaporwave and funk but with nice and sharp sounds . Really cool ! and i'm not even talking about the visuals .
Thanks Louie, you don't know it but several of your mini albums have accompanied me in long study sessions, the wakefulness feels less heavy and I even enjoy doing homework, so thank you very much 💖
You like Louie Zong? His early work was a little too animation wave for my taste. But when Beats Ep came out in '17, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate synths that really gives the songs a big vibe. He's been compared to khai dreams and Ginger Root, but I think Louie has a far more saccharine, hopeful sense of humor. In '22, Louie released this; Business, his most corporate album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Groovy Graphs! (A)". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the follow up Groovy Graphs! (B). But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of data and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the artist himself.
I'd love an album of space station music - with occasional announcements kinda like you'd hear in Portal/other sci-fi games. There's something eerie but comforting about that stuff
This is amazing Louie! I think this is my favorite album of yours so far. I feel like your sound has matured a lot. I'm not usually one to compare one artist to another because I feel like it takes away from the fact that it's your sound and nobody else's, but it reminds me of how I feel listening to Mort Garson. Not that you sound like Mort Garson, it just makes me feel a similar way, like the level of magic and freedom that I feel in it is similar. I'm blown away.
These are all so good, but damn, The Big Conference! goes SO HARD. I was doing something else while listening, and didn't even notice the track start, I was just suddenly dancing to it without realizing it.
Side effects of listening to "Business!" include:
Spontaneously generated LinkedIn profiles,
Your closet suddenly filling with ties,
And more!
I feel urgent need to have a meeting on our future sales
With extra benefits!
*keeps listening* I HATE updating my dang LinkedIn page so here’s hoping it updates itself =P
Leaving the likes at 101, because business is room 101.
When the corporate training video becomes sentient and digitizes your body into an excel sheet for eternity:
that would be so cool 😁
Thats all thanks to Dorian smiles!
if that's the new Tron sequel I'm in for it
Ah yes, this delivers unparalleled value to the consumer
If you look at this graph you can clearly see that FUNK is up 75% year over year, and TIGHT GROOVES are showing strong performance going into Q4
Quarter over quarter! Compared to competitors!
OK, you're a genius. This comment is top level, and totally got me. xD
The album is free so isn't it technically dividing by zero? Infinite value!
The product's quality is paramount to our business.
Uncompromising vision.
Bold innovation.
Expert communication.
Bloopy synths.
All this and more as you start your journey as a family member of Business! Our founder, Louie Zong, decided long ago that we would be devoted to quality, happiness, and customer satisfaction! Just hear from one of our satisfied customers now!
"It really sounds like I'm devoting the rest of my life to a corporate hellhole!" - KingSandvich
Thanks, Mr. King! Let's now talk a little bit about your role in your new family...
😂🤣😭 I LOVE THIS COMMENG SKAKDBWIJS
@@oogaboogapigs Thanks, lol
Ubeba
i thought you were writing lyrics. i read them singing. sounded nice
@@oogaboogapigs oogaboogaaaaa
After brian david guilbert uploaded a video on the healthcare system I was preparing to grind on getting my art out there so I could make the big bucks, Thank you Louie!
guilbert. He has much more guile than normal BDG.
@@Creepyslandofdreams how is that possible when BDG already has infinite guile?
@@NZsaltz top 10 things science can't explain.
This is the perfect album to draw to. Good luck with your art!
And Louie did the music for that BDG video too!
This makes me feel like Creating Shareholder Value by Leveraging our Core Competencies...SYNERGISTICALLY!
😂😂😂
I attended a virtual interview for a job I really want today. Said I'd hear back in a couple weeks.
This only reaffirms my belief that nothing is real.
Thanks Louie, Reality has never been more purposefully contrived for my specific experience than right now
You got this bro, keep applying and praying ❤️❤️
You're gonna get it after this one! *Promise*
Not to belittle your grief, but this is one of the better comments I've ever read, so you've got that going for you.
Any reply?
if you got a job you wanted, congrats! if you are still looking for a good match, you can do this!
You've got no *business* making an album this good
*applause*
What is this a joke or something? Taking me to joke city with that joke? you fool. Buffoon buisness is serious buisness, and I will not have it's name tarnished!
@@harmtyl2033 Yess harmtyl, sorry harmtyl
as a business major I can attest this is all I listen to
unironically real
“another instant louis zong classic!” -well informed consumer
-Bold generalized sentiment
-Bulleted talking points
-Synergize with department
-Quarterly meeting - you MUST bring a quarter!
-Coffee available in breakroom
-Standardize communication format
-Expectation orientation plan
-Overall growth projection
Whoa, look at that! It's only 9am but my schedule is already full.
5:55 feels like I'm playing a medieval educational game aimed at 4th-5th graders.
Or maybe 7:42?
Feels to me like an old Apple commercial. I can almost hear the voice say _If you wondered what you could do with 200 kB of memory, wait 'till Macintosh brings you 250 kb!_
cant unsee it lol
the vibe of this project is what little me thought all jobs were in the early 2000s. that every adult worked in a cubicle and that the work culture looked like this everywhere
You and Brian are two of my favorite content creators, I love seeing you working together so often!
this is album makes a corporate hellscape into a cooperative working paradise
If Microsoft Excel ever had a movie, this'd be the OST.
I feel like my call is very important to them. I should stay on the line.
Cooperate music with more than an ounce of human passion present in it lmao
This really puts the 'SIN' in Business! I love it!
Holy shit wait
Louie zong never disappoints
The transition between Groovy Graphs A and B felt like going from Fourside to Moonside
This has a wall to wall carpet kind of energy.
Never gotten so much business done in my life listening to this!
Innovative sounds to synergize dynamic planning!
The use of narrative music alongside with the story telling, encompassing atmosphere, backgrounds/titles, and the use of vocals tied everything in the album together, stellar work! A understatement really. The entire album is start to end replayable with those electronic beats always ready to hook you in 💼
coming back after a month, this whole album is still groovy especially Calcutron 8000! or The Big Conference as the progressions and zeal of it all still lives even after about a month
Agreed with everything you said here!! I've loved this album so much since it came out, especially "Close the Deal!" that sax just fucking slaps. super underrated album.
@@kirrychan True, I just enjoy analyzing music albums that feel atmospherically different like neo-folk or "corporate" for this album.
It seems like every time I blink you have a new album out!! Your productivity and creativity are as refreshing as always.
This is absolutely incredible. I died laughing when I realized what this was. I love this so much. Calcutron 8000! is an absolute BANGER. The Big Conference has me laughing hysterically. Excellent work.
I can feel Shareholder value steadily climbing!
Our median funk quotient is at record capacity!
Visuals add a completely new dimension to the experience! Awesome work.
Business time baby! New album to start my day giving me life 🤩
I'm so glad that you two are collaborating more! Your styles mach so well!
Cool! Now I have a theme song for when my boyfriend goes shopping with me. I can't go down a single isle without him grabbing just about anything and saying "This is what you want! So you can look like a 90s business lady!" and I have to restrain from smacking him 🤣🤣🤣
I know this is supposed to be kinda ironic, but I actually work as a data analyst and just plowed out a bunch of sales graphs while listening to "groovy graphs".
I'm gonna need more saxophone next quarter, Louie, these numbers won't make our investors happy but I'll see if i can pitch them our fantastic range of synthesisers
I'm so happy that so many artist keep it real-nice-funky-oldsql-pampampampampararara-and everything nowadays. Love it.
This one gibes me that Flash FM/Fever 105 GTA VC Radio Station vibes
THE BIG CONFERENCE!
YES SIR!
DEAL!
WE GOT IT TEAM!
After I listened to this my quarterly reports showed MAXIMUM BUSINESS!
this sounds like something for business man with a business plan
You pop these albums out of your Zongussy faster than my brain can handle
I hate the word zongussy and for this you must receive my like
No
ZONGUSSY???????
Love hearing these sick bass lines mirror my charts' movements in Excel 97.
I love it! An album that sounds like its name implies.
This business pleases my ears, thank you. I am a satisfied consumer.
This is great! "Corporate background music" should become the hottest new genre
Computer lounge jumpscared me with the plantasia sounds and brought me back to freshman year and filled me with nostalgia so thanks for that. Amazing album.
The whole album gives me 식료품groceries' album 'Ascension' vibes. This whole album is nice to have in the background. Thanks for another treat, Louie.
love that album
Truly and completely business
the album cover fits the theme of this perfectly
It has an ethereal, Windows 95 VHS video guide feel to it.
After stopping by the career fair, I am going to my business ethics and general management classes! Oh boy these tracks have me excited for my passion of ✨business✨
This is again such a different style than all previous works, but it still has a distinct Louie Zong style. I am amazed again :)
I am going to ace this interview... thank you louie
I really like your job ! it feels like a mix between mother's ost , vaporwave and funk but with nice and sharp sounds . Really cool !
and i'm not even talking about the visuals .
This really satisfied my customer needs. I enjoyed consuming this product. Consider me converted.
Thanks Louie, you don't know it but several of your mini albums have accompanied me in long study sessions, the wakefulness feels less heavy and I even enjoy doing homework, so thank you very much 💖
Yo!, This is so freakin good!!
This got me pumped up for my the business I have to do today!
Best in da bidness
Go away bot lemme enjoy the bidness
A truly wrapturous anthem inspired by corporate America and consumerism, huzzah!
i have been smiling non stop since i put this on and ive listened to it 10 times so far
I just started a new job and this is perfect
Computer Lounge sounds like if the Mediterranean Coast froze over and a bunch of sexy people jogged across in 90's bathing suits.
Thank you BDG for this art masterpiece, and also the art masterpiece on his own channel
Oh 90s nostalgic music my beloved.
BUSINESS
NUMBERS
MONEY
PEOPLE
Just left the office after doing some business! Great soundtrack for the experience.
Climbing up that corporate ladder
If corporate music had a soul.
What I listen to when I’m researching wether medieval knights would defeat modern soldiers in a sword fight:
Would they???
This whole album has excellent energy
Just when i was in the mood for some new upbeat synthwave music, along came my ol' pal Louie Zong who says "Grab some coffee & listen to this!"
found the perfect thing to listen to whilst revising for commerce
If you ever get relegated to late 1980's and 1990's corporate training video hell, at least it's possible that the soundtrack is a bop.
3:49 Anyone else feel like they've been transported to EPCOT?
Really cool, Vaporwave-esque stuff in here! "Computer Lounge" especially reminds me of Windows 96.
if you hover over the timeline you can see that every episode has cat ears
ok this is amazing. period. I also want to say the first song, welcome to business, reminds me of the Doogie Howser MD theme and I love it
This album gives me vibes somewhere between Chrono Trigger year 2300 and the American Psycho Huey Lewis Rant, but I'm in love with all of it.
You like Louie Zong? His early work was a little too animation wave for my taste. But when Beats Ep came out in '17, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate synths that really gives the songs a big vibe. He's been compared to khai dreams and Ginger Root, but I think Louie has a far more saccharine, hopeful sense of humor. In '22, Louie released this; Business, his most corporate album. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "Groovy Graphs! (A)". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the follow up Groovy Graphs! (B). But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of data and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the artist himself.
@@sokkyu 💯
Can confirm. Listened to Buisness! And got reservations at Dorsias directly afterwards.
I'd love an album of space station music - with occasional announcements kinda like you'd hear in Portal/other sci-fi games. There's something eerie but comforting about that stuff
Not the rainbow motivational poster. Oh god.
Perfection.
First! Also another bop of music that I can listen while drawing, I love you Louie!
sorry to ruin your fun, but you're actually sixth
@@saltedmutton7269 oh well, at least I was early :)
@@ariadne6683 yeah
This is amazing Louie! I think this is my favorite album of yours so far. I feel like your sound has matured a lot. I'm not usually one to compare one artist to another because I feel like it takes away from the fact that it's your sound and nobody else's, but it reminds me of how I feel listening to Mort Garson. Not that you sound like Mort Garson, it just makes me feel a similar way, like the level of magic and freedom that I feel in it is similar. I'm blown away.
That second song is as if Supertramp made corp music
These are all so good, but damn, The Big Conference! goes SO HARD. I was doing something else while listening, and didn't even notice the track start, I was just suddenly dancing to it without realizing it.
dude this shit SLAPS
sick beats to synergize to
absolutely algebraic and stupendous!!!! Your music never fails to bring a smile and get a good shmoov on🥰
default matplotlib colors in 'here's the plan', we love to see it lol
10:31 funky Masayoshi Takanaka vibes in this
When I get assigned a fresh laptop I seed the default chrome algorithm with this album.
Wow, this is really getting me in the mood to business. Nice
Absolutely perfect for getting on with my business
Boy oh boy am I ready to do business now!!
8:00 Sit properly! Take care of your eyes!
These images have an Earthbound-esque feeling to them.
I'm a fan of Utopian Virtual. This ticks a lot of my boxes.
same
Perfect for my plane ride yesterday. Thank you, Louie!
I have never been so productive, doing absolutely nothing.
That first part made me feel like the business beings were taking my soul away.
Anyway, I'm off to collect my free car from that neat hiring scheme!
the big conference goes hard 🕺💃🕺💃
LET'S GO!! A new album!! you love to see it! - the best bonus when there's also BDG involved