Asmongold gets asked about how he met his ex-girlfriend
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- Опубліковано 7 бер 2022
- Asmongold Clips / Asmongold Reacts To: Asmongold gets asked about how he met his ex-girlfriend Pink Sparkles ( / pnkysparkles )
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“It’s not simping if it works”
Legendary phrase right there.
When you're right you're right
@@xthexpunisherx Your*
@@qirkyninenine3525 you're*
@@qirkyninenine3525 you're as it's you are lol, nice try gramma putin!
@@qirkyninenine3525 when you are right, you are right.
he showed her his mount collection
I was about to say it's only one more thing he wanted to mount, but your thinking may be more accurate and gentle to the lady.
She wanted to smell his cavities
Lmao!!!!!
@@fabrb26 the legendary mount drop from asmon's lair
@@dscarmo I read this as "asmon's hair" and was confused, mostly because anything that falls from his head would in fact be quite common
Holy shit, every single kind of interaction between a man and a woman is considered to be simping by his chat.
Asmon's chat has become pretty cringe lately. Probably more zoomers picked up on it due to tiktok trends
most of the time they're just trolling.. but if you noticed many more said TRUE to the fact that it's NOT simping if it works..
They're sp ergs my dude, what do you expect? They jelly
But.....didnt he just say that is exactly what it was????? Only difference is that it worked.
@@IronwolfSOF I just watched elden ring stream where chat spammed 'googled' for 2 hours straight. They not trolling theyre actually 80 iq andys
Asmon was just adding to the mount collection so he could finally win a mount off
You win
cant have a mount "collection" if you only have 1 mount...
@@xSpooby still better then over 99.9% of wow players...
Bad part about this is that a portion of his viewers will now think they can land a girl like Izzy if they harass them enough.
can guarantee there's some weirdos in his chat that don't realise he's joking
not really most people above the age of 13 are smart enough to know that no how that works
They've been doing that already. Just lacking the personality
i wouldnt even vomit on izzy, shes disgusting
Asmongold’s status as a streamer is what most likely brought her to message him so if 99% of other guys do this they will be ignored or even blocked lol
from all of humanity's long and extensive campaign, i think asmongold is the most realistic and relatable character of them all
Wait for the afterlife expansion, he gets better development
my favorite part is when there’s a huge drama on twitch and Asmon goes “guys maybe we should not” and drama is fixed ✨
He is a modern day Greek philosopher
in my eyes just a normal guy with enough common sense. If this is a genius to you, humanity has lost. I like him alot for beeing a down to earth guy that likes to go on a rant on stupid shit. Hes a great guy but just a normal dude. His chat is cancer in end stadium.
@@Leodachef1 you just repeated my original comment but with extra words
The day he got her as a girlfriend is the day he got his ultimate mount.
He never mounted that
@@itsyaboiherman as Zack, yeah he did lol
@@itsyaboiherman yea he did.
Yeah, the mount was deleted, but he still have the achievement.
@@BuscoAlmas LMAO
Its NOT simping, if it works.
I mean goddamn, this guy spoke the truth
exactly, how can you win a woman's heart if you don't simp at least a little bit?
You guys need to get to a gym or bar, anywhere where men hang out.
@Just Chill to me simping is almost like pervy you change your personality and are overly nice for the exchange of something sexual, trying to be someone ells tricking people in to a sexual exchange for your "kindness" on the other hand having mutual respect for people, treating others how you wish to be treated or giving a genuine compliment to holding a door is just being a gentleman.
Simp = doing something for a hope of sexual favours or exchange of words.
Gentleman = doing something out of respect.
Man, you guys idolize this fucking idiot way too much. It's still simping even if "it works". You can still get used for your money n shit and it still looks like its "working" lmfao. You guys are all such fuckin virgins its not even funny.
@Just Chill exactly. These fuckin neckbeards that idolize Asmongold think everything he says is smart, even when the shit he says is patently fucking stupid.
Simping when it works is called flirting. You're only a simp if you have 0 chance with the girl.
you're only a simp if you are spending a lot of money or time on her
My husband sent me this so I stop calling him a simp. Damn, he destroyed me with facts and knowledge.
So he's a cuck. Letting another man do the work while he just watches..
Absolute KNOWLEDGE
@@macesmashface no. shut up.
Cringe take
Sounds like a great relationship.
If you're "simping" and it works it's called flirting lol the only difference between being creepy and being charming is if the other person likes it or not
Dad: What about me, son?
Asmon: Go back down the stairs old man!
asmongld: hardwork and determination
chat: equals simping
I'll never forget the stream when Asmon took Izzy to the Legion Karazhan dungeon and she got the Midnight's Eternal Reins on her first time. And then she just called it kinda ugly and meh.
Simping for results is called scoring.
Based
It's not simping if it works. Also works when you have a couple million in the bank. Also streamer fame status. So it all works guys...
streamer fame status means 10 times more than have a couple million in the bank. I am worth over 2 million if I sold my homes, and I know for a fact she would never give me the time of day
From 0:00 to 0:50, in just 50 seconds, Asmongold outsmarted every single sarging guru
"I completed Torghast solo with minimal buffs"
Every woman in a 10 mile radius floods their panties
Asmongold definitely won this mount off 👌
I ended up with my girlfriend of the past 2+ years cause i started liking her posts and then oneday out of the blue she DM'd me. It's only simpy if you go about it like a sweaty weirdo. Just sending the vibe is valid.
lol, giving naive chat hope.
DAMN. You ever heard a sentence and it was so true it physically hit you
I came here to see a bigger version of that pic in the thumbnail....biggest anime betrayal of 2022.
He stalked her until she got so scared the only way to get rid of him was to date him then dump him so she can get rid of him
He told her that he was worth $2million, and she found that cute…
I basically commented the same lol
She was richer then him at that time
@@bandito151 Doubtful
2 million is nothing when it comes to a girl who looks like her who is already making bank... Now if he said 15+ million......
It’s not simping if you are a millionaire and being famous in the same sphere as her
So this video came up on my feed . I don’t know who this dude is at all, but after watching the video and looking up his ex…bravo man good play.
Simping involves throwing money at somebody who isnt into you, hoping to get attention or noticed. Thats what it means. It doesn't mean being nice to a girl.
Reeeeee reeeee! Y u being nice to whamnan you simp!!!! Reeeeeee!
Lol you do gotta love their logic eh?
Not just money but time and attention as well
And then getting pissy when you find out they're in a relationship.
based on my understanding, a simp isn't simply someone who throws money at a girl, but someone who basically does everything their power to get the girl to like him. like agreeing with all of her opinions, constant compliments, and the like. money has little to do with it imo.
@@falgo1337 Don't expect to get any girls if you are too proud to waste any of your time and attention on them.
hello this thumbnail baited me
"It's not simping, if it works"
-Asmongold
Never thought about it this way :P
Sounds like he added that temporary mount to his collection, naw'm sayin?
i mean, he got way further than anyone in his chat
thats what money and fame do ladies and gentlemen
This was before that my guy lol
@@jamestomlin5525 no it wasnt, he was loaded back then too
@@urosh1991 no? Folks are just mad that they're single and can't make it work while he can, lol
@@urosh1991 I’m pretty sure she had more or at least nearly the same amount of money as him at the time. He wasn’t nearly as big as he is now
@@jebalitabb8228 yes he was, just stop talking. you have no idea what you're even talking about lol
Asmongold aquires new Legendary Mount
Ohhhh he used the ol Fortnite thrust technique..classic
Much cocking of the shotgun was had.
Its not steal when you steal.
Damn that thumnail lmao edited to death
I was baited by the thumbnail.
"It's not simping if you have fat stacks" more like it...
Scarab Lord mount is only one in each realm. but the day when Asmon mounted Pinksparkle, my man mounted the only one in this world. talking about real rare shit. we, here, talking bout the absolutely mount off winner of all time
Just like how gambling isn't bad if you win most of the time.
If shes his ex the simping didnt work.
I suspect they are still dating but keeping it hush because of all the extra drama that public eyes bring.
Simping never works in the long run man.
Simping that works is called winning
So who was the girl in the thumbnail? Olympic wrestler or something lol
this thumbnail kinda baited me
Fame & money Works everytime
Thanks for clarifying that you ain't no simp
It's a numbers game and his number came up.
This guy actually surpassed simping
Had no idea he dated Izzy. What a gigachad
THE JUICE IS NOT WORTH THE SQUEEZING
Yeah simping is not simping if it works.
It’s funny but it’s true. If it works it’s not simping, if it doesn’t work and especially if you keep doing it when it doesn’t work then it’s simping
lol he's right, simping when it works is just uhh being nice to your girlfriend xD
Asmon: "Yeah so I saw a woman fall and I helped her up."
Asmon's Chat: "SIMP"
Truth...
I love that he doesnt tell this is a joke xD
its simping until it works is how i look at it
If it works, it becomes "Networking".
He never simped, he got game
Nimbo is ahead of the curve.
its like fishing, but instead of using bait you use the credit card....
Asmongold chat thinks if you like your mother you are simping lol
It's only simping if it doesn't work and you pay for it
People calling others simp are alone watching streams all day long though xd.
The first mount he ever had that left his collection tab Sadge
Either way I see it like this, this man GOT HER and yes they broke up, but he still GOT HER, that's a W than most men.
Anyone remember when he used to help her get WoW mounts that she never gave a fuck about?
Dark times... dark times...
@JAMES BROWN so when she helped him out and was there for him when his mom died she also did it for clout right? Dumbass.
@JAMES BROWN if projection sucks then stop doing it 🤓
@JAMES BROWN dont use terms that you have no clue of what their meaning is, its honestly embarrassing. Virtue signaling has absolutely nothing to do with this
Looks like this James Brown spoke truth and then got shadow banned.
@@Timithos when keeping it real goes wrong.
Hmm. I remember she donated money and asmon was surprised. She got him.
That chat is toxic cancer.
I hope no twitch ban incoming...
Lol he really tried to justify simping and it's even funnier to see people buy into it. Simping is SIMPING
twitch chat only says simp cause they get no play
yeah exactly simp is just short for simpleton which is just a way to describe somebody who is simple and naive with it. If anything Asmon is not either of those
Simp is actually an acronym
Sucker
Idolizing
Mediocre
P*ssy
Basically someone who puts women on a pedestal in hopes of getting some action or praise from them.
The people who think it's simping, are the actual simps irl.
ex for a reason lol
The one mount he couldn't keep
What's her mount special?
wow i was click baited damn 😂
1:05 didnt work though lol. You dont live with here anymore for a really good reason...
I feel like it should be noted that this tactic probably wont work 99.99999999999999999999999% of the time. i especially wouldn't try it unless you are at least internet famous...
Also wouldn't try it unless you like being falsely accused of sexual harassment.
It's not simping....It's called having game! Nothing wrong to go after what you want as long as you're not a creepy weirdo about it.
Damn you can move in with sex bots now
that's craaaaazy
Good guy Asmon still links to her instagram cause he is talking about her.
Lets talk thumbnail...
Took my current fiance 10 years to get me, has known me for 12, we met on WoW. It doesn't work out often, but it does work out. All fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket XD.
Simping I would say, is more when you simp for someone you will never actually get to be with irl. For example, people who simp for video game characters, or celebs like Billie Eilish or whatever. If the girl you "simp" for is in your school, or work, then I would not really call it simping, if you do something about it, and you obviously want her, then that is not really simping.
Simping is natural human behavior *sips Soylent*
Oh, no. You're not getting out of this one. You're still simping.
I disagree I think you can simp for people in real life. Or maybe the wording is just different im not sure. Being desperate or 'friend-zoned' might be the proper way to put it, although I thought they were synonymous with simp.
@@Timithos I am not a simp myself, I have no interest in any girl right now, let alone people on general lmao. Was just my opinion.
she ignored u until she realised you could offer clout and money then sacked u off when she realised it wasnt as easy as she thought**
We would have to know how often they had sex to be able to determine how true this could be....
Absolute Chad
Long game is the best game
GIGACHAD
It aint simpin if you got it EZ
that's what we call an insane truth
Came for thumbnail got a 5Head take instead.
Of course it didn’t work out the girl is clearly just a gold digger
No, they don't understand that lol
If you sim-p and it works it's just a normal flirt and you get the girl and that happened to me 3 years ago I got the sexy metalhead with tons of tattoos xD
I bet she's really right up in the head area.
@@lmaolmfao7590 actually she is mature and hates drama soooo...
No, it's simping until it works then it stops being simping after that point but for previous tries, it was and still is considered simping cause if it wasn't for simping to exist it probably wouldn't work afterwards, right?
creeper level.