Alvaro Perez original: Yay! I’m a band marshal and I’m leading a parade! And I don’t even know what a band marshal is. Hootenanny: Uh, personal space please?
Normal art: "Hey man this seems pretty cool and fun!" Death wish art: "I want to jump off this wire right now and die so that I don't have to suffer this any longer."
Considering how much difficulty I had with the vanilla mission I actually did the main objective on my second try. Still impressed myself with that one.
“Y’know, A Hat In Time doesn’t look too terribly difficult, maybe I should pick it up!” (Seal the Deal happens) “Welp, back to Just Shapes And Beats for me!”
Grooves: Are you sure you want to do this darling? It seems dangerous. Hat kid: Yep! I want to complete this! Grooves: Alright but I need more- Snatcher: *Shows up with 50 owls* Done! Grooves: Lets get this show on the road! Conductor: This is madness, there’s no way th’ Lassie can survive this, that darn Peck-Neck! *1 completion later* Conductor: HOW TH’ PECK DID TH’ LASSIE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Snatcher: Now you know how I feel. Grooves: It’s the power of music, parades and our star darling! Hat kid: Yep!
I feel like this should be actual dialouge in-game... Mustache Girl: Well I'll be...the kid actually did it! Mafia: Mafia think little girl is best parade master! Mafia wants to be in a parade...
@@CrabBar That or he just likes seeing Hat Kid almost die because of those contracts. Either way it probably counts I guess. P.S: You make good videos. Liking it :D
@@thiccalbert You know what happens when you complete death wish? Snatcher gets angry, saying that the book he was reading is useless, says he should sue, and gets angry. He created Death Wish to try to kill hat kid.
The sheer amount of owls scared the crap out of me when I did this level the first time. I looked behind me and just saw a bunch of birds covering like a third of the rooftop.
It makes sense, she has access to time pieces when your friends, when you become enemies it probably doesn't take long for her to get at least one time piece, and most of the time she's given a time piece at the end of the game.
At the end when Hat Kid does that smug dance next to Snatcher, when his idle animation gets to the point when he's not smiling, those moments look like he's saying "just what the hell are you doing, kid?"
@ 2:49 Not really, you can still hit them during real time you just gotta have an open space in front of you and keep your hand on the forward button and they won't bump you at all.
*before watching* ah the big parade, absolute nightmare with difficulty, but music so nice and happy I could hardly hate it, now how did they change this one? *see's around 50 parade owls all lined up* well peck...
You know, I kept hearing how difficult this one was, but I never had a problem clearing the bonus tasks... Now, the one where you can't let birds die on the other hand...
That one only took me 2 tries. 1. Witch hat explosives kill the eggs. Blow them up before the crows get in range. 2. Crows follow hat kid. So for the stationary eggs, just stand near them to make them follow you, until you've led the crows out of range.
Screw this stage to high Heaven! I spent nearly 3 hours on this deathwish to complete all tasks in one go. You not only have to be very coordinated with the 50 owls following you, the tokens have to be in your favor when they spawn. I can hear Snatcher’s line: “Regretting the whole “best friends forever” thing yet, kid? I can do this a whole lot longer than you can.”
Normal big parade: ://// The toobigparadeformyowngood: oh oh Oh oH o H that- that’s a LoT oF bird- birds mhm yep. **Get trampled** I’m having a GreAt day
I use the time stop to get past the birds when in an area getting full by them, but also to watch them go into maximum overdrive when the time stop hats ability goes off.
This is where I quit. Death Wish didn’t do much to make it harder, it was just having to do this shit again. I tried assist mode and still couldn’t, and I’ll openly admit to using assist mode because of this level. The only real difficulty change in Death Wish here is the infuriating lack of checkpoints.
Parade Bird Job Interview DJ: "Ok, so the job we're hiring you for is to run in lockstep with the leader while playing this horn..." Parade Bird: "Doesn't sound too bad." DJ: "...while traversing the rooftops filled with active explosives and sketchy wiring." Parade Bird: "Wait, you want me to what?!" DJ: "Oh, and the the leader of this troupe has time slowing powers, so you'll need to run fast." Parade Bird: "You're expecting me to closely follow some superbird that can literally control time?! Is this leader even a peckin Bird?!" DJ: "You get the picture, darling! You start tomorrow!" Parade Bird: *calls life insurance company*
I do love how every single owl hits you, it's like "Yeah I was doing totally fine but then I got a bit too close to Owl 37's personal space and he did not hesitate to pull out a knife and shank me"
The stage’s looks, and the music: YAY! The stage’s challenge: Snatcher sends his minions to it, for fun. It’s like a 3D Snake, when you consider how you have to consider your paths, with all those owls cutting your paths up. Anyone for a bit of practice with Snakeybus, before going for this? 6:16 Snatcher be like: _”WELL!... That didn’t work.”_
I did all 3 in one try, not even a single death (well maybe a few restarts because I missed tokens accidentally), probably because I struggled so much in the original Big Parade. Strategy is simple. Need tokens? Use Time Stop Hat. Band control? Walk in zig-zag to pin as many owls as possible in one platform.
what would had been more chaotic to me is that one deathwish where you fight both grooves and conductor that if instead 4 parade birds it would had been 50 instead-
There are two ways to say peck off to this deathwish. 1: get the insta kill umbrealla and kill off all owls before it starts 2: use the aura badge And to be honest, i used 2.
You can use other hats???? And here I thought you needed to use the parade outfit. I just did both bonuses in one go after 60 tries, but if I had used the time stop hat it would've been much easier.
Fallen Magikarp Time Hat is never needed. In the private version of Seal The Deal, the Time piece shard closest to the Reservation desk in Act one of Arctic Cruise needed Time Stop, But it doesn’t move anymore.
They copy hat kid's movement. Once you start moving, they'll keep going until they stop at the same spot as Hat Kid. This is why they run into you when you stop moving.
Honestly the number of birds isn't even an issue, it's the bird who's litterally glued to your hip that's the problem, you slow down or mess up even slightly and 9 times out of 10 he'll drop kick you down into the festival crowed before you can hoot. and don't even get me started on how many times I've lost runs because either the Tokens desponed just as I reached there roofs or when groves took over the camera and my game delayed my return to the controles causing me to fall or get kicked.
Conducted: JESUS DJ GROOVES YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR WITH 1000 BIRDS DJ grooves: what do you mean it’s fine you must be the one who’s crazy Conducted: alright two can play at that *creates the ten seconds to self destruct level* DJ grooves: I knew you weren’t crazy :D Hat kid: how do I do this level IT’S SO HARD
![A Hat in Time [Death Wish] - Wound-up Windmill, No hats, 1-Hit-Hero Badge](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cYCRUBJH4iQ/mqdefault.jpg)
![A Hat in Time [Death Wish] - Wound-up Windmill, No hats, 1-Hit-Hero Badge](/img/tr.png)
Snatcher be like, "Not enough birds? Let's try 1000."
Snatcher is quite impulsive when it comes to numbers
"Too many? Let's try 1."
Why would there be 2 directors in bossfight then though? (Lenny)
My sources tell me that there was cut dialogue that says “What about 2?”
When in doubt make 1000
0:13 original art: Hat kid looks like she’s having fun.
Death Wish art: Hat kid looks like she has some regrets to say
Alvaro Perez yeah, specially if you have 50 parades owls behind you...
Arturo Ayala yep, it gets to ya
Alvaro Perez original: Yay! I’m a band marshal and I’m leading a parade! And I don’t even know what a band marshal is.
Hootenanny: Uh, personal space please?
its pretty much the same with every death wish art
in most of them hat kid looks like shes regretting her choices
The art looks like she's saying "peck" repeatedly
1:30 "It's time to die!"
giv_me_hell I don’t think I’ll not laugh at that
Oh crap!
XD
Oh noes
true.
Normal art: "Hey man this seems pretty cool and fun!"
Death wish art: "I want to jump off this wire right now and die so that I don't have to suffer this any longer."
Wonder what martial art would be in this translation
Considering how much difficulty I had with the vanilla mission I actually did the main objective on my second try. Still impressed myself with that one.
"welcome to the salty spitoon"
"how tough are you"
"i beat the death wish hootenanny"
"yeah so"
"with broken clock badge"
"right this way sir"
snatcher:only 5 owls? really?
grooves:i didnt really have the money for more dahli- *snatcher gives gives him a thousand bucks*
snatcher:add a 0 c:
You are correct, there are 50 owls
Grooves: Deal!
Conductor: What the actual peck-
Grooves: **counts on fingers** wait, adding a zero to five is still five-
@@sapphirew00my grooves: * realises he has no fingers *
And that's why we have the chaos of the 50 players online multiplayer
“Y’know, A Hat In Time doesn’t look too terribly difficult, maybe I should pick it up!”
(Seal the Deal happens)
“Welp, back to Just Shapes And Beats for me!”
*Proceeds to do the same with Splatoon 2*
JS&B wut
*Proceeds to finish a bullet hell game that'll make u rage every few seconds*
Hardcore mode: *Menacing noises*
Seal the Deal: *exists*
Snatcher: *exists*
Snatcher in Seal the Deal: *In a box*
Me: Noodle ghost boi can I let you out?
Grooves: Are you sure you want to do this darling? It seems dangerous.
Hat kid: Yep! I want to complete this!
Grooves: Alright but I need more-
Snatcher: *Shows up with 50 owls* Done!
Grooves: Lets get this show on the road!
Conductor: This is madness, there’s no way th’ Lassie can survive this, that darn Peck-Neck!
*1 completion later*
Conductor: HOW TH’ PECK DID TH’ LASSIE MANAGED TO COMPLETE THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Snatcher: Now you know how I feel.
Grooves: It’s the power of music, parades and our star darling!
Hat kid: Yep!
Ohh
:)
Ooh I got a like
I feel like this should be actual dialouge in-game...
Mustache Girl: Well I'll be...the kid actually did it!
Mafia: Mafia think little girl is best parade master! Mafia wants to be in a parade...
Snatcher: well than I got just the contract for you, give your soul to me and you will have your own parade to control and keep
this is probably breaking several OSHA regulations.
You should see the train
@@the_furf_of_july4652
Wanna talk about how the owls and the penguins are treated in the studio?
*Breaths in*
Darling
@@kawaiinekopink764 (more darling)
@@navyntune8158 PECK
*P E C K N E C K*
What sadist concocted this level?!
Is my reaction to literally ALL of death wish.
The Snatcher. THAT'S Who! >:)
Well... you're not wrong...
@@creepycustard2383 He was reading a book about how to kill kids
As we all do.
I do
Is this what insanity looks like? The Big Parade alone wasn't hard enough? Snatcher, I liked you, why would you do this to me ;-;
The thing is that people may like Snatcher but Snatcher doesn't like people
He definitely likes Hat Kid though
In weird way, most likely only because of BFF contract, but still
@@CrabBar
That or he just likes seeing Hat Kid almost die because of those contracts.
Either way it probably counts I guess.
P.S: You make good videos.
Liking it :D
@@thiccalbert You know what happens when you complete death wish? Snatcher gets angry, saying that the book he was reading is useless, says he should sue, and gets angry. He created Death Wish to try to kill hat kid.
Hat Kid
The book’s title is ‘How to Kill kids’ and I’m pretty sure page one was fire like in beat the heat.
There is no peace on this Death Wish ;-;
And I've learnt that the owls speed up after the Time Stop ends
That's because they copy your exact movements.
Since you slowed down time, you were basically just going really fast.
So they also go fast.
The sheer amount of owls scared the crap out of me when I did this level the first time. I looked behind me and just saw a bunch of birds covering like a third of the rooftop.
I’d probably use a mod known as “Mustache Girl’s Hood” which is an infinite Time Stop Hat.
That is godly for Wound-up Windmill. With the Time stop hat, it makes it a tiny bit slower than normal.
Cheats!
Nobody cares!
.
It makes sense, she has access to time pieces when your friends, when you become enemies it probably doesn't take long for her to get at least one time piece, and most of the time she's given a time piece at the end of the game.
At the end when Hat Kid does that smug dance next to Snatcher, when his idle animation gets to the point when he's not smiling, those moments look like he's saying "just what the hell are you doing, kid?"
I remember just using up like 30 lives on this level just from messing around with the time stop hat and watching the owls just zoom across the stage
@ 2:49
Not really, you can still hit them during real time you just gotta have an open space in front of you and keep your hand on the forward button and they won't bump you at all.
I just spam jump and it works.
Can we all just appreciate the pun in “The Great Big *Hootenanny"?*
One of the greatest puns, yes
> calls dials faucets
Why not
I mean fair enough. You do you.
It's mostly flashbacks from heating up mafia town to be honest
Death Wish is like B-Side of the ga.. no wait, C-Si... D!! IT'S A D-SIDE!!
I really like how the death wish levels all have their own splash screen
0:11 need to loop that laughter
Yeah, that seems cool.
I found a video of that sound.
Because this level wasn’t hellish on its own.
The great big Hootenanny?
*PUN INCOMING*
*I WARN YOU*
*HIDE AT YO MAMA’S HOUSE*
The Great Big Peck Neck.
*DAHLIN’*
DAHLIN WATCH YOU’RE LANGUAGE
I’d rather not Dj POOPS
*D A H L I N ‘*
@@jevilsmagikarpasianmagikar2265 not to be a Grammar Nazi but your*
*before watching*
ah the big parade, absolute nightmare with difficulty, but music so nice and happy I could hardly hate it, now how did they change this one?
*see's around 50 parade owls all lined up*
well peck...
*Darling intensifies*
Fun Fact: If I recall correctly, it's actually 50 owls.
Yeah it's 50. I counted.
Well peck...
Guess now that you edited it our comments are pointless.
You know, I kept hearing how difficult this one was, but I never had a problem clearing the bonus tasks... Now, the one where you can't let birds die on the other hand...
Bird sanctuary is hell on earth, and no one can deny that D:
I deny it
finding the 6 mafia on that level while praying that a random bird on the other side of the level won't suicide is straight up videogame cancer
That one only took me 2 tries.
1. Witch hat explosives kill the eggs. Blow them up before the crows get in range.
2. Crows follow hat kid. So for the stationary eggs, just stand near them to make them follow you, until you've led the crows out of range.
@@ropuce Poor wording- I meant before triggering them, lead the birds out.
Snatcher: im not your friend mate, so im going to but a train rush dw and big parade dw right next to eatchother
Screw this stage to high Heaven! I spent nearly 3 hours on this deathwish to complete all tasks in one go. You not only have to be very coordinated with the 50 owls following you, the tokens have to be in your favor when they spawn. I can hear Snatcher’s line:
“Regretting the whole “best friends forever” thing yet, kid? I can do this a whole lot longer than you can.”
Normal big parade: :////
The toobigparadeformyowngood: oh oh Oh oH o H that- that’s a LoT oF bird- birds mhm yep. **Get trampled** I’m having a GreAt day
Hat Kid in The Big Parade: "Alright everyone, follow me!"
Hat Kid in The Great Big Hootenanny: "STOP FOLLOWING ME PLEASE I BEG OF YOU"
4:50 my heart 😢that hit was uncalled for
Your time stamp is literally 6 seconds ahead.
0:42 you keep them
I hated this level normally, I don't need 50 peck necks to ruin my pecking evening because *I am not a speedrunner*
i love ur pfp
Ironically, in real life this would most likely only be around an average-sized hootenanny.
This is hilarious for some reason, like the time it takes for the birds to pass a place is so long that its actually really cool
I use the time stop to get past the birds when in an area getting full by them, but also to watch them go into maximum overdrive when the time stop hats ability goes off.
This is where I quit. Death Wish didn’t do much to make it harder, it was just having to do this shit again. I tried assist mode and still couldn’t, and I’ll openly admit to using assist mode because of this level. The only real difficulty change in Death Wish here is the infuriating lack of checkpoints.
well there's no way my PC will run this level
It's far from heavy levels to be honest
Alpine is where shit gets real
2:50 me during this level
I havent felt so much rage at a challenge since girl power station at sppatoon 2's octo expansion
Insert Had Kid Dying Over A Long Line Of Birbs
a long line of simps owls donations
there needs a mod that doesnt add 50 owls
BUT 1000
Parade Bird Job Interview
DJ: "Ok, so the job we're hiring you for is to run in lockstep with the leader while playing this horn..."
Parade Bird: "Doesn't sound too bad."
DJ: "...while traversing the rooftops filled with active explosives and sketchy wiring."
Parade Bird: "Wait, you want me to what?!"
DJ: "Oh, and the the leader of this troupe has time slowing powers, so you'll need to run fast."
Parade Bird: "You're expecting me to closely follow some superbird that can literally control time?! Is this leader even a peckin Bird?!"
DJ: "You get the picture, darling! You start tomorrow!"
Parade Bird: *calls life insurance company*
"Good Luck Darling!"
I do love how every single owl hits you, it's like "Yeah I was doing totally fine but then I got a bit too close to Owl 37's personal space and he did not hesitate to pull out a knife and shank me"
This is gonna be a huge hoot of a hoot-down hootenanny! The real hootenanny is that I said words that had the word "Hoot" in that sentence 3 times...
2:49 YAh, A-
Using the time hat never even occurred to me.
Peck it, brain, why you gotta do me like that
Darling
1:31 Did DJ Grooves say "It's time to stop"?
-it's time to da~- ohno
it's time to dab
Stop it. Get some help.
its time to darling
I have so much burning hate for those owls
you can use ice hat to not be affected by pyrotechnics
Wouldn't the owls run into you though?
I just realised the name is a pun on the word hoot. Damn it Snatcher.
Everyone say 10 until self-destruct is the worst death wish but this one.......
Made me feeling like i was in hell
0:42 "You take the poo"
1:31 "It's time to dump"
Fun, but dear LORD that DJ Grooves token bonus is the bane of my entire existence
If you put hell next to this hell would look like a frozen wasteland
When pyrotechnics theme starts playing, the pressure becomes real
Wait those used to be heat dials instead of buttons?
Honestly, if this is Grooves’ idea of a movie, then it’s no wonder he’s lost so much.
dude my jaw DROPPED when i saw the amount of owls
And you thought 5 were bad
It's 7, actually, but yeah, I see your point
Watching your no ad content it is amazing
Snatcher: You know what? Double the damage.
Expected: Easy level Reality: What how he hit me this game is so broken
I love the face hat kid has in the intro card
why tf did i have so much trouble with the original parade level but this was somehow like a cakewalk for me ? 😭
I’m so sad, “your friendly everyday healer” deleted her original story comment, please let us rise to make another story!
Ah so there's a change in this death wish where you have to use your umbrella to finish the first part instead press button
i guess my strategy of walk in circles will be inneffective
It just has to be very big circle
I did that too before Seal the Deal
The stage’s looks, and the music: YAY!
The stage’s challenge: Snatcher sends his minions to it, for fun.
It’s like a 3D Snake, when you consider how you have to consider your paths, with all those owls cutting your paths up. Anyone for a bit of practice with Snakeybus, before going for this?
6:16 Snatcher be like: _”WELL!... That didn’t work.”_
Ugh, this level would be so much more doable if hearts were scattered around the map instead of pons. Thanks for the walk-through.
What's the music for the intro btw? Goes pretty hard
Power to ya lad! good job here!
I never even thought about using the time stop hat, I feel like an idiot.
I started playing hat in time again, and i got to this level.
Curiously the faucets here are now Buttons.
Even after watching this video I'm convinced the dj grooves token bonus is impossible.
I did all 3 in one try, not even a single death (well maybe a few restarts because I missed tokens accidentally), probably because I struggled so much in the original Big Parade.
Strategy is simple. Need tokens? Use Time Stop Hat. Band control? Walk in zig-zag to pin as many owls as possible in one platform.
That's funny at the end you can see her dancing
1:30
It's time to *да*
This is satisfying to watch
what would had been more chaotic to me is that one deathwish where you fight both grooves and conductor that if instead 4 parade birds it would had been 50 instead-
Sounds lowkey impossible since you need to rush very hard, too hard
This probably doesn’t matter but when you have virtual kids equipped, the hat flairs don’t work
There are two ways to say peck off to this deathwish. 1: get the insta kill umbrealla and kill off all owls before it starts 2: use the aura badge
And to be honest, i used 2.
You can use other hats???? And here I thought you needed to use the parade outfit. I just did both bonuses in one go after 60 tries, but if I had used the time stop hat it would've been much easier.
How dare you betray ma lassy PECC NECK
I'm still unlocking the Time Hat, is it possible without it or no?
its pretty hard without the time hat, but doable
Yeah, it's possible, just that at times owls will reach your back when you hit the switch, no matter what
Fallen Magikarp Time Hat is never needed. In the private version of Seal The Deal, the Time piece shard closest to the Reservation desk in Act one of Arctic Cruise needed Time Stop, But it doesn’t move anymore.
Okay, you know if you're just walking, and then you stop, the owls won't senselessly run into you?
Big thonk
They will stop. They will
They copy hat kid's movement.
Once you start moving, they'll keep going until they stop at the same spot as Hat Kid. This is why they run into you when you stop moving.
The Conductor wouldnt make you suffer as much
i know this is years late, but 10 Seconds Til would like to know your location, especially if you decide to do it JUMPLESS
YAY THE PARA YAY AND MORE DEATH WISH PLEASE
i am mildly terrified of trying out this level
Why the hell more birds than DoG's segment count?
Imagine this with multiplayer. It would be chaos.
Omg watching these videos make me really want Seal the Deal on console lmao I need to stop
Why do all these videos remind me of 2009 videos?
I love it
If I were to guess it's because of Verdana font
0:26 it was forbidden
Parade level was a living nightmare for me and my terrible PC.
Honestly the number of birds isn't even an issue, it's the bird who's litterally glued to your hip that's the problem, you slow down or mess up even slightly and 9 times out of 10 he'll drop kick you down into the festival crowed before you can hoot. and don't even get me started on how many times I've lost runs because either the Tokens desponed just as I reached there roofs or when groves took over the camera and my game delayed my return to the controles causing me to fall or get kicked.
Conducted: JESUS DJ GROOVES YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR WITH 1000 BIRDS
DJ grooves: what do you mean it’s fine you must be the one who’s crazy
Conducted: alright two can play at that *creates the ten seconds to self destruct level*
DJ grooves: I knew you weren’t crazy :D
Hat kid: how do I do this level IT’S SO HARD
Dj peck neck and conducted bizarre adventure
XD we need to make an anime together
Darling
Conductor*