When i went, the theory proved true for all the white people that we asked (my mom and i are native, but our dog is named brody), then we got to this black lady, she didn't have a dog, but her daughter had a dog. Her dog's name was Gucci Mayne. I am NOT kidding. The whole crowd, including the black lady, lost it at that point, for like 5 minutes. It was the best part of the night.
This guy is a national treasure!! Helping the homless and disadvantaged people and super funny that you can take the whole family together with comedy that is bringing the whole world closer not apart!! Love your work man! Thank you!!
Michael Jr. I love your smart clean comedy. Especially when you tell the audience to think about it bc they are staring blank at you bc for a minute they didn’t get the awesome joke! Those jokes have true wit behind them! I love it!
Ashton Becks my dogs names are Pipi, Riko, Blacka, Brownie and Roper....if those are human names then I guess I messed up his theory but I doubt that DWL!
Wow Michael Jr., you're on to something...😂😂😂 My dogs over the years... Coal: lab mix Midget: terrier mix Tip-Toe: mitt Big Red: German Shepherd Scrappy: mutt Thumper: mutt Rocky: mutt Spike: Chihuahua Nikko: Pitt Polo: Pitt
Mr. Michael Jr. Sir. I'm not black but I love your style,.. PS my uncle is however and his Rottweiler was named baby; also growing up in a mixed fam & watching the A-Team I did not realize I was not black and I got a very disappointed mohawk (thinking I could look like Mr. T... don't know why I'm saying that... Except also I had a mutt named flea..
@@4knewt505 My family tend to name dogs after their personalities and Tip-Toe was the first of many dogs for me...I was quite young when we had him. I'll have to ask how the name originated.
One of our black friends named his dog "Sarge". It is a German Shepherd. This friend is a retired police officer. I am white. Before we discovered that I am allergic to dogs as a little kid, we had a German shepherd too. I named her "Laura". I was a Little house book fan. But there you go, I am backing your theory up. Your welcome.
But, generally speaking, he's got a point. Most of the dogs in our neighborhood have names that describe them or how we see them. Michael Jr., is hilarious!!!
I am white and my wife is black, and our kids named our pug (this is true) Mr. mugsy grunky waffle sparkles hagendaaz Holmes T the 3rd. update: As of 4-2-2020, I call him stink-bottom McHerpeeDerp, son #1 calls him "backstraps McGee, Doo-Doo on Ye, Hahahahaha hahahahee", son #2 calls him doggie, and my wife calls him Waffles.
lol I've been wacky with naming animals recently. Most of the neighborhood stray cats I met I've named them after food (ex. Walnut, Mango, Frappe, Cheese Curl, Cocoa Bean). XD I know this is a vid about dogs but I never got to name one myself.
Now that was funny, a Border Collie named Macie. And the theory self-implodes in 1...2... In my house, right now, I have a Great Pyrenees name Mya and a Toy Poodle names Xerxes. The wife wanted the little dog to have a manly name we to anthology and though hey, why not give him the name of a dude who almost conquered the entire known planet in his time. Fun times.
I’m Native American and on the Rez the dogs just walk into the yard and just stay, so we had 8 lol. Husky named Girl, a Doberman mix named Shotgun, a mutt named Lobo, two Sheep Dogs named Popeye and Shufa (Native for Little Feather), a Collie named Paizon (Italian for Friend), another red haired mutt named Rusty, and finally a Cocker Spaniel named... Regina. 🐕
The theory is true. None of my last three dogs had human names and the first time I found out my white friend had a dog with a human name, it took me months to get used to it
Love Michael Jr! As soon as I heard his theory I couldn’t stop laughing 😂. I’m black and my family has had 5 dogs: Hope, Champ, Skittles, Snickers, and Cujo
just saw Michael for the first time on Saturdays "Magnificent Mornings," TV show. It's gotta take a lot of talent to be funny and family friendly too. Nice.
I have a dachshund named Heather! She was named after a dachshund from a kid's book. The book is called Howl-A-Day Inn.😂😂🤣🤣 My daddy's childhood dogs were named Ladybird, Clipper, and Rusty.
We're white (Irish blinding white, instantly crispy in 5 minutes of sun white). My Dad's dog is a Chihuahua mix. He named it "Killer" and it pretty much is. Just ask the mail man! Haha!
Yessir! I’m of the melanin deficient variety, but I think it’s weird to use human names on dogs. We’ve got 3. I named our blue healer/setter mix “Waggs” because ... well, that’s what he does. A lot. Like his tail is a force of nature. My wife named our dachshund “Oscar” and our chion “Oliver”. As MJr would say, “She white”. Truth.
Love him and his clean classy comedy it’s needed and shows how talented he really is with not having to take the easiest route to get a laugh anyone can tell a dirty joke and make fun of people and humiliate them for money he’s in a category of his own bless him
It makes me wonder if you have a theory on cat names. How about a theory on other races? I used to work in a vet clinic as a licenced veterinary technician and most of the dogs I saw had human names. I lived close to a rez and I think the names were mixed (human or animal names). There were lots of names too that were Native American, for cats and dogs, which can make it hard to tell if it's a human name or not (ex: one who chases bear). I've never got to have a dog but was around lots if dogs with names like: Cowboy, Maverick, Shadow, Cinch, Dally, and Guido. I name animals by what they look like or how they act. One cat of mine is named Birmingham because that's all he would come to. He also just showed up one day. I have "used" cats. Another is named Nick Furry after the Avenger character Nick Fury. Nick is a black cat with one eye missing.
I'm black and i have 4 dogs. A male German Shepard named Buddy, A female German Shepard named Cheyenne, A dachshund beagle mixed named Roscoe, and a Yorkshire Terrier named Jack.
I am white and have had many dogs. I had a pug named Moochie, a Feist named Scout a Terrier mix name Gypsy, two mix breeds named Yogi and Boo boo, a small dog named cookie, and my last one was a Jack Russell named Jill and she was already named before I got her. My parents had Buddy and Lovey. My in laws had a weenie dog named Velcro. My daughter had a can named Ajax. This one couple I know of has a cat named Sparta and had one named Pucky. My neighbors who are also white named their two dogs Tootsie and Pop. Might want to rethink your theory Michael Jr....LOL
My Cajun cousin named her dog Couillion, which in Cajun French is used to mean crazy, stupid or clumsy in a somewhat affectionate way. Little bit meaner I think in regular French.
I'm Hispanic. Michael Jr., does that mean if I were there would I have been allowed ro raised my hand? Or as the great theologian John Gray said in his video 'Laughter in Black and White', "..if you're Mexican..youre black, too." Just sayin'...
Y'all, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a devout believer but don't generally find Christian comedians funny, but THIS dude is HILARIOUS!
Me and my wife have a dog named Mandy; very affectionate dog (16-18 lbs) and part Pekinese (red longhair) and Daucshaund
You need to search up Tim Hawkins then! But Michael Jr. really is HILARIOUS. I love his message with his comedy too!
He's Christian??? Thank God.
Michael Jr. is GIFTED.....for REAL! I adore his style!
This man's changing the world with laughter. Who would've thought?
Well I’m mixed... and my white cousins got a dog named Charlie and my black cousins have a dog named Yamborghini 😂😂
Corey Grimes haha there ya go
Corey Grimes you are interracial as being a human being. The term mixed or mutt is for animals... Just an FYI... Have a Blessed Day!
Sounds about right. Lol
When i went, the theory proved true for all the white people that we asked (my mom and i are native, but our dog is named brody), then we got to this black lady, she didn't have a dog, but her daughter had a dog. Her dog's name was Gucci Mayne. I am NOT kidding. The whole crowd, including the black lady, lost it at that point, for like 5 minutes. It was the best part of the night.
churchboy4 😂😂😂 that is hilarious
How many people love MICHAEL JR.?
BLAQK ! I DO
Me!!!!
My eyes were playing tricks on me. I thought you asked how many BLACK people love Michael jr. Lol smh
NaturallyGorg85
😁
I do.
When I lived in the South I knew a black family that had a mutt named White Boy. True Story.
"White boy, come here!"
🤣
🤣😂🤣 and I’m a white boy.
🤣🤣🤣 Day made!!
🤣🤣🤣
This guy is a national treasure!! Helping the homless and disadvantaged people and super funny that you can take the whole family together with comedy that is bringing the whole world closer not apart!! Love your work man! Thank you!!
Wow, thank you
the world needs more Michael Jr's!!!
Lol. I was waiting to hear names like Tiger, Spider and the like. We give dogs the name of another animal here.
or browny
I'd just name my dog "dog"
My dog's name is Blaze. He is a Siberian Husky and he was FAST!
Lol South Africa... 🧡💛
@@serenah8583 My mom used to have a neighbor when she was a little girl that had a dog named Dog. Haha
this man is the perfect blend of timing and humor. I love his work
Michael Jr. I love your smart clean comedy. Especially when you tell the audience to think about it bc they are staring blank at you bc for a minute they didn’t get the awesome joke! Those jokes have true wit behind them! I love it!
"Thanks for messing that up" lol
Macy is also my dog's name..and she just showed up too!!
I'm not even kidding!!!
Show your dog's picture.
I think it's great you gave a lost dog a good home!:)
dang, Micheal Jr. u right tho. I'm black and I got a mutt...and his name is tubby😁😂
Ashton Becks 😂😂
Mine were Pepper and Jazzy both mutts 😂
Ashton Becks my dogs names are Pipi, Riko, Blacka, Brownie and Roper....if those are human names then I guess I messed up his theory but I doubt that DWL!
Ashton Becks I had a german shepherd and his name was Smokie😂😂😂
Lol
Wow Michael Jr., you're on to something...😂😂😂
My dogs over the years...
Coal: lab mix
Midget: terrier mix
Tip-Toe: mitt
Big Red: German Shepherd
Scrappy: mutt
Thumper: mutt
Rocky: mutt
Spike: Chihuahua
Nikko: Pitt
Polo: Pitt
Thanks for playing along
Mr. Michael Jr. Sir. I'm not black but I love your style,.. PS my uncle is however and his Rottweiler was named baby; also growing up in a mixed fam & watching the A-Team I did not realize I was not black and I got a very disappointed mohawk (thinking I could look like Mr. T... don't know why I'm saying that... Except also I had a mutt named flea..
Tip Toe 😂😂😂
@@diRecTorUNBEKNOWNST Flea... that's cute... why flea?
@@4knewt505 My family tend to name dogs after their personalities and Tip-Toe was the first of many dogs for me...I was quite young when we had him. I'll have to ask how the name originated.
One of our black friends named his dog "Sarge". It is a German Shepherd. This friend is a retired police officer. I am white. Before we discovered that I am allergic to dogs as a little kid, we had a German shepherd too. I named her "Laura". I was a Little house book fan. But there you go, I am backing your theory up. Your welcome.
No wonder it's his dog....🤣🤣🤣🤣
My girls(9 & 5) and I love you Michael Jr. May God continue to bless you for the joy you bring to so many 😇
But, generally speaking, he's got a point. Most of the dogs in our neighborhood have names that describe them or how we see them. Michael Jr., is hilarious!!!
My friend has a few dogs
A Chihuahua named Pedro
A Dachshund named Adolf
An Italian Greyhound named Luigi
And a Scottish terrier named Montgomery.
Michael Jr., you're too good!! Come visit us in India!
Maybe the first clue that our family is more colorful than we look is our dogs over the years: Beastly, Ranger, and Mischief.
“It’s his dog!” 😂😂😂
It's his dog 😂😆😂😆
This made me fall off my bed laughing. Oh my! Pure comedy
I am white and my wife is black, and our kids named our pug (this is true) Mr. mugsy grunky waffle sparkles hagendaaz Holmes T the 3rd.
update: As of 4-2-2020, I call him stink-bottom McHerpeeDerp, son #1 calls him "backstraps McGee, Doo-Doo on Ye, Hahahahaha hahahahee", son #2 calls him doggie, and my wife calls him Waffles.
MPaulHolmes I just laughed out loud! That’s an awesome name😂
That is the Whitest dog name on Earth. You should win an award but it's also the cringiest thing I've ever heard.
Your wife has the right idea, calling him Waffles!;)
Three dudes come up, one, flies everywhere, holding a blanket, and sucking his thumb
« She..actually just showed up.. » 🤣
Ever noticed how many big dogs have names like Thor, Zeus, Goliath, etc.?
Or the ironic named little dogs. My aunt has a Yorkie named Thor. He weighs 4 pounds.
lol I've been wacky with naming animals recently. Most of the neighborhood stray cats I met I've named them after food (ex. Walnut, Mango, Frappe, Cheese Curl, Cocoa Bean). XD
I know this is a vid about dogs but I never got to name one myself.
OnyxTheRevived My cat’s name is Troy! Never had a dog
Now that was funny, a Border Collie named Macie. And the theory self-implodes in 1...2...
In my house, right now, I have a Great Pyrenees name Mya and a Toy Poodle names Xerxes. The wife wanted the little dog to have a manly name we to anthology and though hey, why not give him the name of a dude who almost conquered the entire known planet in his time. Fun times.
Can hardly wait for your comedy special in theaters Michael Jr.
I’m Native American and on the Rez the dogs just walk into the yard and just stay, so we had 8 lol. Husky named Girl, a Doberman mix named Shotgun, a mutt named Lobo, two Sheep Dogs named Popeye and Shufa (Native for Little Feather), a Collie named Paizon (Italian for Friend), another red haired mutt named Rusty, and finally a Cocker Spaniel named... Regina. 🐕
The theory is true. None of my last three dogs had human names and the first time I found out my white friend had a dog with a human name, it took me months to get used to it
4:22
His facial expression is hilarious 😂.
She's lying though.
My dogs name was Aboo, and my previous dogs name was Patches, just proved your point, haha 😂
Had a dog once named Cocoa... she was a mutt. And she liked pasta & having the tv remote. 😉😂
man i support u Michael Jr. and i will pray for u .. i had a dog but named him after a rock band..my nieghbor loved that....
Michael Jr. you are by far my favorite comedian of all time! I am sharing your video with as many people as humanly possible! 🤘😎♥️🙏
Warren is just wrong wrong wrong! 😁😁😁 Love ya, Michael Jr.
That is SO FUNNY !!! What are the odds ?
Will you be posting any more break time videos? I really used to enjoy those. Hope you post some more in the future.
Look out for a few
Michael Jr. Dude, thank you for representing so smoothly!!!
You are FUNNY!!! Love you😍😍😍
FUNNY, THOUGHT PROVOKING AND HEART TOUCHING
That’s great! CONGRATULATIONS!! You deserve it and I’m happy for you!!
My wife has two dogs, AND they have MIDDLE names! LOL
My children gave our dogs middle names. Since people have them, they just figured our dogs should too!;)
Love Michael Jr! As soon as I heard his theory I couldn’t stop laughing 😂. I’m black and my family has had 5 dogs: Hope, Champ, Skittles, Snickers, and Cujo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This bit was so funny! He had the room in stitches!
just saw Michael for the first time on Saturdays "Magnificent Mornings," TV show. It's gotta take a lot of talent to be funny and family friendly too. Nice.
I have a dachshund named Heather! She was named after a dachshund from a kid's book. The book is called Howl-A-Day Inn.😂😂🤣🤣
My daddy's childhood dogs were named Ladybird, Clipper, and Rusty.
2:07
Me!
I have a Rottweiler named Rocky.
Black folk were like, GOTCHA! 😂
Border Collie’s are brilliant and beautiful dogs! ☺️
Boom man 🔛 top, keep updating us about the show
5 minutes of funny! Love it!!
"Border Collie" 😂😂😂😂😂
Congratulations Mike,
Looking forward to it!!!
I knew he was going to prove his theory b/c the first two women seemed too nervous to answer lol
Straight up hilarious 😂
It's his dog ...flawless lol
We're white (Irish blinding white, instantly crispy in 5 minutes of sun white). My Dad's dog is a Chihuahua mix. He named it "Killer" and it pretty much is. Just ask the mail man! Haha!
Yessir! I’m of the melanin deficient variety, but I think it’s weird to use human names on dogs. We’ve got 3. I named our blue healer/setter mix “Waggs” because ... well, that’s what he does. A lot. Like his tail is a force of nature. My wife named our dachshund “Oscar” and our chion “Oliver”. As MJr would say, “She white”. Truth.
Love him and his clean classy comedy it’s needed and shows how talented he really is with not having to take the easiest route to get a laugh anyone can tell a dirty joke and make fun of people and humiliate them for money he’s in a category of his own bless him
It makes me wonder if you have a theory on cat names. How about a theory on other races? I used to work in a vet clinic as a licenced veterinary technician and most of the dogs I saw had human names. I lived close to a rez and I think the names were mixed (human or animal names). There were lots of names too that were Native American, for cats and dogs, which can make it hard to tell if it's a human name or not (ex: one who chases bear). I've never got to have a dog but was around lots if dogs with names like: Cowboy, Maverick, Shadow, Cinch, Dally, and Guido. I name animals by what they look like or how they act. One cat of mine is named Birmingham because that's all he would come to. He also just showed up one day. I have "used" cats. Another is named Nick Furry after the Avenger character Nick Fury. Nick is a black cat with one eye missing.
You forgot Rotweiler! Every Brother I knew in the army had a Rottie!
Warren!! He’s my peeps!! Border Collies are the best!!!
Our first dog was named Trinka. Now we have a dog named Rosco.
I'm black and i have 4 dogs. A male German Shepard named Buddy, A female German Shepard named Cheyenne, A dachshund beagle mixed named Roscoe, and a Yorkshire Terrier named Jack.
Hey Michael Jr. , You are an inspiration... God bless you
I love it when his stereotypes doesn't work.😂👍
FanTASTIC!! Still laughing!!😂🤣
And dude, this dude is making me laugh out loud. Go Michael Jr!
You are so funny! Love it
Our German Shepherds are Sheba, Dodger, Ranger, and Django. Our next one may be Quetzal, the national bird of Guatemala, my country of birth.
Omg that was great! Im in tears!
They totally messed it up for ya Michael JR 😂😂😂😂
Love this guy!!
I am white and have had many dogs. I had a pug named Moochie, a Feist named Scout a Terrier mix name Gypsy, two mix breeds named Yogi and Boo boo, a small dog named cookie, and my last one was a Jack Russell named Jill and she was already named before I got her. My parents had Buddy and Lovey. My in laws had a weenie dog named Velcro. My daughter had a can named Ajax. This one couple I know of has a cat named Sparta and had one named Pucky.
My neighbors who are also white named their two dogs Tootsie and Pop.
Might want to rethink your theory Michael Jr....LOL
My Cajun cousin named her dog Couillion, which in Cajun French is used to mean crazy, stupid or clumsy in a somewhat affectionate way. Little bit meaner I think in regular French.
Absolutely the funniest thing that I’ve ever seen!
Beautiful.. I mean really awesome looking comedy.. pure and effective..Thankyou..
So good 😂😂😂
Pigment challenged American here. My doberman's name is Machete, so I don't play this naming game well. haha
If it’s any consolation, my dog’s name was Simba
The way she said Khloe 😍😍😍
This is great!
I'm Hispanic. Michael Jr., does that mean if I were there would I have been allowed ro raised my hand? Or as the great theologian John Gray said in his video 'Laughter in Black and White', "..if you're Mexican..youre black, too." Just sayin'...
Elvira Moran You are funny by saying that😄
Yep, you could raise your hand.
I feel black does that count ?
He on point. I got black in me and named my dogs Pig, Black and Chili Sawce lol
Thank you Michael Jr.
Lol
He actually got sum comedy skills I like this dude
Our dog names over the years,
Jake,
TAZ
Petra
Neika
Queenie
Luka
Zadock
This man has a direct pathway to my funnybone
Real life is too funny! The joys of live interactive comedy.
That's a pretty good theory/observation.
Looking for a tank, scar, beast, bruiser, or diesel up in here lol
From where did you buy the jacket? Really cool!
Ok which end of the spectrum am I in? My dog's name is Roscoe.
love this guy
Hilarious!
I was at this show. It was hilarious.
You killed it bro!😂😂😂☠️