a surgeon got burned once. he was doing hair removal of the anal hairs using laser hair removal and they guy didnt fast before the procedure, worse he ate flatulent foods like tacos. so the electric diodes were right next to the "fuel source" and the sulfuous methane fuel ignited and singed the doctor.
I set off an air monitor alarm when I silently farted in the hallway, and a sanitary sewer worker walked by where I farted. I had enough distance that I was not blamed.
crop dusting at its finest. I had to fart one day so I went between two trucks away from everyone else and let it go. I kept moving because I wanted to get away from it too. My coworker came around the truck and right through it. She was NOT happy but I was trying to not kill everyone so took it away, I thought. Fun times.
My friend had super ronchy farts like hot dog breath on a summers day, after eating a code brown filled baby diaper of sentient doom. They would follow you from room to room if you walked through them. Anyway he farts in class next to the old gas furnace they evacuated that part of the class and had fire men come. They said they couldnt locate the sorce of the smell but we could go back to class as that was a convection water heater. No gas lines went near the class. I knew what he had done he knew i knew. And he couldnt look at me without laughing till his ribs hurt. Needless to say it was a fun day
The descriptions of his farts were almost poetical, and so evocative. I hope you are a writer, because I can clearly see the talent just from a short comment about farts.
I was going to say its going to come down to factors like the air temperature in the room and possibily even the clothes youre wearing on whether or not it shows on the camera. If its a cold day and you go bare cheeks, you will definitely see the fart.
Christmas of 2021 will go down in history in our house. I let off what I thought was an sbd that turned out to be a squeaker in front of the enclosed fireplace. My son still gets the giggles when he thinks about daddy making the pilot light flare up green. LOL
@@toastyscoot5580 I mean they could be out there "earning our tax dollars" which would also mean that there's an emergency somewhere and life and property are being destroyed. I personally don't mind sparing a few tax dollars if that means no one is in peril.
At one of the stations at the department I used to work at, they had a fart game with the air purifier. There was 2 ways to win; one was who could peg the light meter the highest, and the other was how long it would stay pegged. Also, my ex BF proved you can fart in a jar and it would still smell after a few weeks. Farts are funny and never get old.
The best way to learn something and reliably recall it when you need is to play with it. This includes a $6'000 camera. Or a $30'000 portable heart monitor. Or a $500'000 ladder truck.
@@loger_2floofyboogaloo278 I have done that too! Some visits I have been able to set off the "low heartbeat!" alarm by simply falling asleep or relaxing deeply.
😂😂😂bro how have we not done this at the station yet. All we do is make fun of Ian because he is the thinnest guy with the hottest head when he’s doing smoke drills in the blacked out room. I get out my brightest flashlight and set to strobe and hit them quick to see if they can find me. 😂true rescue training needs victims. 😂
I had outback last Friday. I’m 100% certain you could have seen just an unending trail behind me on that thing all day Saturday. My house will never be the same….
On the submarine we have NFTI’s and when we train the new guys to use them. We’d have them go through the bunk area because the lights are always off so you know what a body looks like in the screen. What’s funny is the new guy might catch off someone doing some extracurricular activities in his rack.
😂 I find this hilarious as well where the guys just see what they can with the TIG. Like farting into a buddies pillow and seeing if a heat signature forms.
Whenever anyone new started at work and we were all standing around in a group talking I'd walk over and stand next to them then I'd drop a big old silent but deadly gas cloud and once it had a chance to spread I'd take a couple of big sniffs and say I think I can smell bbq , someone must be barbecuing somewhere , can you smell that ? Every time without fail the person would take a big old whiff and just gag 😆 They be like that's not bbq ! I'm like, yeah, I know I just farted . 😂😂😂 It never gets old .
@Andre Wheeler every time dude . As long as they don't hear the fart . If they see you take a big sniff and ask if it smells like bbq they will automatically do it so they can compare . I mean sure you get to sniff your own butt first but everyone loves their own brand you know ?
No, I can’t. 😭 I can’t smell anymore. I loved ❤️ to smell things, it gave me joy, once it’s gone, you realise how important it is. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺. Also don’t stay with abusive people. They may say sorry, or gaslight you but in the end their actions show that they never cared at all, so get out before you end up with brain 🧠 damage and mental illnesses, like PTSD, depression and anxiety, stress, and living with the fear of everyone and everything can and will hurt you and you will feel like your walking around with a sign on you, telling the world to treat you like 💩.
I have commented several times that your shenanigans are OFTEN very much like my 4 and 5yr olds! THIS JUST PROVES IT!!! But I laugh at them too!! But at least you can change your own pants!!
When it doubt, fart jokes never fail.
Bingo!!!😆😆
As men, we never grow up. We just get older!
Peak comedy
When in doubt fart it out
@@macktaylor4389 women are like this too! 😂
kinda surprised nobody was lighting their farts on fire
they did that once. the water cannon was activated at once.
Gotta have a permit for that one
i remember back in the day me and my friends did that shit all the time. it was hilarious but may have started some fire
I mean the safest place to play with fire is probably at the fire station lol
a surgeon got burned once.
he was doing hair removal of the anal hairs using laser hair removal and they guy didnt fast before the procedure, worse he ate flatulent foods like tacos.
so the electric diodes were right next to the "fuel source" and the sulfuous methane fuel ignited and singed the doctor.
That is a man of dedication perseverance and sheer fucking will, also the fact that he admitted he was wrong and shit himself is so commendable
Where did I hear this before???……..Oh yeah John Whick
LMAO
Do YOU KNOW GOD😮😢
Do we call him John Fart, or Fart Wick?
Words of amazing amounts of wisdom straight from his wisdom tooth
"They say love is like a fart, if you have to force it then it's probably crap anyway."
-Sun Tzu
❤❤❤❤😂❤❤❤
I thought that was Oogway?.
@@zalkor2000😂
@@zalkor2000 nah it was Yoda
It was Jake from adventure time
Chemical threat! I repeat, CHEMICAL THREAT!
Biohazard?🤣🙌
GAS, GAS, GAS!!!
That would be biological
@@AhHereWeGo that is definitely biological
Nova gas
If you watch this without sound, you see Krillin try to go Super Saiyan.
So true man
God damn it I was going to say that lol
@@murderbirdLTX a man of good humor, I see! Lol
Even better is krillin is a first responder in DBS
@@Slipknotyk06 yes sir
Moonlight Sonata for a fart gag was hilarious omfg 😂
Bros been holding that fart in since WWII
Omg frickin funny
My man put his life into that one.
He definitely 💩 himself 😂🇺🇸
Fr 😂
And the contents of his bowels
Fr 😂😂
Fr 😂
.. and before he could change his shorts the next call came in.. legend has it he's still walking funny
😂😂😂👏👏👏
Lol
Guys. Its not FUNNY?!?!?!
Excuse me while I rofl. 😂😂😂😂😂
Now THAT is a REAL fireman's mustache!
Station Commander Approved👍🏽
That facial expression represents my life story. Pure anguish and frustration.
I set off an air monitor alarm when I silently farted in the hallway, and a sanitary sewer worker walked by where I farted. I had enough distance that I was not blamed.
If that fart contained enough hydrogen sulfide and methane to be detected then you've got some serious medical issues...
hahaha !! dangerous methane levels detected !!! evacuate !!!
Good god...
That wasn't a fart, it was a fucking gas attack-
crop dusting at its finest. I had to fart one day so I went between two trucks away from everyone else and let it go. I kept moving because I wanted to get away from it too. My coworker came around the truck and right through it. She was NOT happy but I was trying to not kill everyone so took it away, I thought. Fun times.
Not gonna lie, playing Moonlight Sonata during the slo-mo absolutely sells it 🤣
Later everyone in that room was knocked out once the gas got to them
My friend had super ronchy farts like hot dog breath on a summers day, after eating a code brown filled baby diaper of sentient doom. They would follow you from room to room if you walked through them. Anyway he farts in class next to the old gas furnace they evacuated that part of the class and had fire men come. They said they couldnt locate the sorce of the smell but we could go back to class as that was a convection water heater. No gas lines went near the class. I knew what he had done he knew i knew. And he couldnt look at me without laughing till his ribs hurt. Needless to say it was a fun day
Bro what 💀
@@FerstErndFuriers fr lol thats what his farts were like just straight death.
Wait. Hot, dog breath, or Hot Dog breath
@@earendilthemariner5546 which ever is worse
The descriptions of his farts were almost poetical, and so evocative. I hope you are a writer, because I can clearly see the talent just from a short comment about farts.
“We’re gonna need a HAZMAT suit and a new pair of britches for this fella.”
And 5 gallons of air freshener
hey, wait a minute, those are all different people
Just so you know this made my day 😂
I think that fart turned into a shart.😂
I think it was more than a shart
And then some
Yes, I love ❤️ smashed words, it brings me joy 😊 thank you 😊
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE!
That Moonlight Sonata hit me so hard I almost drowned in the bathtub
Either that or we would have read the next headlines of "Electrocution With Cellphone In The Tub" 😜
@@gabbyamos1902 yuppers
That's EXACTLY what I was thinking.
Then u call them and maybe meet him!
She had: "Let me show you how it's done" energy.
I was expecting her to do exactly that.
A lesson from my dad: Never trust a fart, especially if you have to force it. True words.
The older you get, the more true to life that lesson gets!
Big bro was fighting demons 💀
farting*
Stay strong
you can absolutely see farts on some thermal imaging devices lol, there's video of it.
I was going to say its going to come down to factors like the air temperature in the room and possibily even the clothes youre wearing on whether or not it shows on the camera. If its a cold day and you go bare cheeks, you will definitely see the fart.
@@censorsstarveThis fact stinks.
Sorry, couldn’t help myself
Same. I've seen farts on a Cat phone with FLIR.
POV: Your that one kid that sits in your seat the class before you
He was having a time of his life for 5 seconds straight.
Christmas of 2021 will go down in history in our house. I let off what I thought was an sbd that turned out to be a squeaker in front of the enclosed fireplace. My son still gets the giggles when he thinks about daddy making the pilot light flare up green. LOL
For those not in the know...a TIC is a Thermal Imaging Camera...now you know and knowing is 1/2 the battle !!! Goooooo Joe!!!
🎉
Bros soul left his body 😂
This is the stupid stuff I miss from EMS/Fire. 😂
So this is what goes on at the firehouse all day
My thought exactly. This is how you test new recruits. Can you handle what goes on during down time at the station? lol
@@tjo1976 it's not funny that's your tax dollars getting farted away
@@toastyscoot5580 I mean they could be out there "earning our tax dollars" which would also mean that there's an emergency somewhere and life and property are being destroyed. I personally don't mind sparing a few tax dollars if that means no one is in peril.
@@tjo1976 are you thick? People are in peril 24/7
"that boy done shitted on himself"
yeah your right I think I crapped myself 🤣🤣
NEVER put all your chips on black 🤣💀
I have never laughed so hard at a fart joke in my life before
His face says everything you need to know about this situation
Dude he has finally achieved the ultimate status simple being able to fart on command
😂😂
The sacrifice of underwear and pants, it's one of the most sacrificial sacrifices someone can make 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro shit himself to prove a point even though he was wrong. I respect the hell out of that
A man's gotta do what man's gotta do. And then some
@@uploader11459 we shall always honor the sacrifice... of his drawers he definitely had to throw away
😂 "And the emmy finally goes to!..."
🏆
Plot twist:
Her:Guys!
They all look 👀
Her: rips a new star gate into the station
I can't stop laughing at these. There needs to be a show with these FF
gotta use a lighter to see how hot it can get.
That's not a mustache, that's a saddle on that man's face. I salute you.
I didn't even notice
The TIC might not pick up farts, but the gas detector sure will.
I'm wheezing 😂 Almost spat my lunch over my screen
At one of the stations at the department I used to work at, they had a fart game with the air purifier. There was 2 ways to win; one was who could peg the light meter the highest, and the other was how long it would stay pegged. Also, my ex BF proved you can fart in a jar and it would still smell after a few weeks. Farts are funny and never get old.
Fart in a Jar Martin
@@DollarStoreAbomination My ex BF did that. You can, in fact, save a fart in a jar. : )
@@DollarStoreAbomination lmao cyanide and happiness
@@SuziPoozi finna to do that and let it simmer for 3 months and give it to someone I hate truly
Tax dollars at work
And this, is to go even further beyond!!!! 😂
The music, the expressions, the sound effects this is a masterpiece. I’m dying with laughter😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Mythbusters proved it but never gets old lol😂
When fart turns into a shart but ends with a stroke
The best way to learn something and reliably recall it when you need is to play with it. This includes a $6'000 camera. Or a $30'000 portable heart monitor. Or a $500'000 ladder truck.
Exaaaaactly!!
@@FireDeptCoffee i used to hold my breath to set off the alarm in the ER when i was bored
@@loger_2floofyboogaloo278 I have done that too!
Some visits I have been able to set off the "low heartbeat!" alarm by simply falling asleep or relaxing deeply.
It’s all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits 😂
Usually fart are jokes are stupid, but when done right , movie directors could learn from your group ...I'm dying !! 🤣🤣🤣
I knew there was going to be a I pooped myself moment somewhere in this
Now u got hemorrhoids 🤷♀️😆
A risk he had to take 😆😆
@@FireDeptCoffee It was in the name of science, after all.
"I got hemorrhoids the size of golf balls"
Oof
I once had one that somehow singed a hole into my underwear. Still trying to figure that out 12 years later.
Forcibly rips a fart to prove a point
gets shit on 😂😂
We’ve all tried at least once tho 😂
Feel like it'd be weird if we didn't 🤣
Extremely immature!... Love it! 😂
Knowing that Jason once crapped his pants while in the middle of an emergency made this even better lol
Maybe not with a tic, but definitely a 4 gas meter
😂😂😂bro how have we not done this at the station yet. All we do is make fun of Ian because he is the thinnest guy with the hottest head when he’s doing smoke drills in the blacked out room. I get out my brightest flashlight and set to strobe and hit them quick to see if they can find me. 😂true rescue training needs victims. 😂
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, WOMAN!
Once he started he couldn't stop
I had outback last Friday. I’m 100% certain you could have seen just an unending trail behind me on that thing all day Saturday. My house will never be the same….
Rectal bleeding at the fire department….. that’s a call we’ve never ran!
Maybe not yet, but someday we'll have the technology.
On the submarine we have NFTI’s and when we train the new guys to use them. We’d have them go through the bunk area because the lights are always off so you know what a body looks like in the screen. What’s funny is the new guy might catch off someone doing some extracurricular activities in his rack.
I think if you went somewhere colder you'd have a better chance of seeing the fart with the thermal camera.
The face and slo mo had me laughing, then your,"crapped myself" made me abuse my coffee by spitting it across the room!!😅
I once sent a four gas detector into alarm at recruits and couldn't get it to stop bleeping because we were in a small room...
😂 I find this hilarious as well where the guys just see what they can with the TIG. Like farting into a buddies pillow and seeing if a heat signature forms.
Thermal imaging camera
What's the g for?
@@NTXjmf Gamera. 🐢
Tic
G🔫
So true huh
Whenever anyone new started at work and we were all standing around in a group talking I'd walk over and stand next to them then I'd drop a big old silent but deadly gas cloud and once it had a chance to spread I'd take a couple of big sniffs and say I think I can smell bbq , someone must be barbecuing somewhere , can you smell that ?
Every time without fail the person would take a big old whiff and just gag 😆
They be like that's not bbq !
I'm like, yeah, I know I just farted . 😂😂😂
It never gets old .
How many times has this worked?
@Andre Wheeler every time dude . As long as they don't hear the fart .
If they see you take a big sniff and ask if it smells like bbq they will automatically do it so they can compare .
I mean sure you get to sniff your own butt first but everyone loves their own brand you know ?
No, I can’t. 😭 I can’t smell anymore. I loved ❤️ to smell things, it gave me joy, once it’s gone, you realise how important it is. Love ❤️ from Australia 🇦🇺. Also don’t stay with abusive people. They may say sorry, or gaslight you but in the end their actions show that they never cared at all, so get out before you end up with brain 🧠 damage and mental illnesses, like PTSD, depression and anxiety, stress, and living with the fear of everyone and everything can and will hurt you and you will feel like your walking around with a sign on you, telling the world to treat you like 💩.
"Better out than in, I always say."
-Shrek (2001)
Best fart joke in a long time good job guys
Man how this auto repeats itself makes me feel like I am eternally 12.
They probably would have actually see him crap himself on it though.
I thought the same thing
Reminds me of "please be a fart. please be a fart. please be a fart, i should be fine if i don't push to hard"
AND THIS IS TO GO... FURTHER BEYOND!!!!!
holy crap this video made me LOL so hard lol 2 thumbs up from this guy
And nobody is talking about HOW JACKED THE WOMAN IS!!!!
Buff fire chick got me feelin some kinda way 🥵
"You underestimate my power mortal!"
...
"I think I crap my pants" 😂
I have commented several times that your shenanigans are OFTEN very much like my 4 and 5yr olds! THIS JUST PROVES IT!!! But I laugh at them too!! But at least you can change your own pants!!
😂😂
it's the childlike joy on his face "do you see it?"
I use the Tic at 3am to watch the guys sleep
The music for the suspense was killing me. It made it even more funnier
Omg his face while letting it rip got me laughing so hard best video I have seen all week 😂😅
Stay focused...thats the key!
My humour in a nutshell
Relationships are like a fart if you have to force it it's probably crap.
Literally choked laughing so hard😂😂😂😂😂😂!
Bro turned into a flamethrower without the flames on God fr fr.
Have always wondered what my brother n his firehouse do during down time. Thanks for the insight 😂🤣😂🤣
The title alone had me in stitches! Made sure to watch this one with my husband. We both appreciated it 😂😂
Thank you so much! 😁
Bro was fighting for his life
Wow, that was a woman in a fire station. You even let her wear a uniform. Visiting days are great!
1953 called, they want their joke back.
@@FireDeptCoffee at least you recognised it was a joke. 🤘
I give this a chefs kiss