Twobold saying “that if you sweat hard enough then you don’t have to pee” threw me for such a loop but then I had to ask my dad (who has a biology degree) if that was true, and he said yes that is true. Just don’t replace peeing with sweating for long periods of times because then your kidneys will store up any salt crystals you have in your system. Hope you guys enjoy this random confirmed health fact from Twobold’s random conversation during a game lol
@@shakotan4703 I hope you mean that you shouldn't hold your pee for longer than 8-10 hours, and not that 8-10 hours between peeing is a long period of time.
Oh god the AR points, those made me miserable. The quizzes you had to take to “prove” you read the books were horrible. I distinctly remember one question being something like “What color did this character paint her nails when she was lying on the hammock.” And I didn’t read a book for five years after that quiz.
I always love how you guys have a conversation about something and then you guys bring it back in every other topic that day. It always make everything much funnier .😂
Twobold's existence never ceases to amaze me. We could all learn to be better robots like him with our... What did he call it? Oh yeah.. "food" (for the rest of the humans I don't think that term applies)
thanks for the content phish. i remember rewatching your old videos like clockwork in quarantine and jumping out of my skin when you surprise uploaded every five months, and now you upload like twice a week. your channel will always be my go-to when I open youtube
Bro, I also had to do AR. Literally, it was so miserable. I had to do it for two years and each like three months you had to get like 40 points which was a lot.
ITs not that you do not have to pee. You are dehydrated. Its seriously a dangerous situation to be sweating so much you do not pee. Your kidneys are not flushing. Bad times are ahead.
Same story for me during school, I was getting bad grades and such. They told me I wasn't applying myself. True to that, but I couldn't focus for the life of me thus hard to apply myself.
I love that TwoBold's justification for the "you don't have to pee if you sweat enough" postulate is not even an internet post of something along those lines of dubious integrity, but literally "it happened to me in China once"
that actually is true. if u sweat enough or just don't have any water in your body for one reason or another, you just don't pee😭💀 it's not so much that you'll never need to buy more so that you can't💀
Phish's videos are the youtube equivalent to Tiktok Subway Surfers clips over any other content because i like all the conversations but i wouldn't be able to just listen to them without the video.
Thank god Twobold is not sick anymore. Each and every comment of his had me roaring with laughter. "Yee you are an overachiever you aren't only funny you are also funny looking". I died.
6:00 I say from experience I think this is true. I try and sweat as much as possible in school and I have never needed to pee at school in the past year doing this, so at least something's going right with it.
@@yesyes1k Wearing a coat so nothing smells and I basically bathe in deodorant before school, break and lunch so there's no smell... I think... I can't smell so I couldn't tell you exactly
8:54 SAME AMI! I was actually barred from going to recess because I didn't have enough points because they made me read at a super high level and the books were all really long! Fuck AR.
Honestly at this point, the overwatch gameplay has the same effect as subway surfers gameplay just to distract my monkey brain while I listen to the funny things they say.
Man's got that Saitama mentality towards groceries. You can't miss those sails. That 30 cent difference will build up and mean something/make a difference over time.
To whoever is roasting my genji gameplay I am still a better genji than literally everyone here
facts
pop off king
Yes salty you are, time to take the meds
If you applied yourself some more, you could have a very promising Genji!
You can be born funny, and you can learn to be a doctor. But Phish was not born being a good genji and is certainly incapable of learning😂
Books are like grass to them. They cannot understand them.
What is a book? Please explain
@@yamato-qi3es uhhh something that you read? Not to certain
This comment landed like a plane crash.
@@doggo4078 isn’t reading just used in vidiogames tik tac and complaining on Reddit still don’t get it :O this is hard
@@mannym.79 hard
Twobold saying “that if you sweat hard enough then you don’t have to pee” threw me for such a loop but then I had to ask my dad (who has a biology degree) if that was true, and he said yes that is true. Just don’t replace peeing with sweating for long periods of times because then your kidneys will store up any salt crystals you have in your system. Hope you guys enjoy this random confirmed health fact from Twobold’s random conversation during a game lol
you shouldve clarify "long peroids of times" are 8 to 10 hours at max. After that its literally permanent harm to your kidneys
i do this at concerts so I don't have to leave and risk losing my spot. Can confirm it works
I do this during gaming time. It makes it so I don’t have to piss at all and I can keep gaming
@@shakotan4703 I hope you mean that you shouldn't hold your pee for longer than 8-10 hours, and not that 8-10 hours between peeing is a long period of time.
@@Jason-kp4vc whats the difference
" Are rats real?" Yee has definitely become my favorite member of the Salty Phish crew! XD
Yee has always been the best member
Life gets a lil better when phish uploads
Just a little bit not to much tho
Amen 🙏
Who is lil better? Never heard of him
It was until i saw the vows part
For real though anxiety is hell, these are jokes, I hope you anxious peeps out there get a million dollars each and therapy 🙏
Anxiety is a lot like a sandwich. You eat it, and you're full afterwards.
@@andymartinez0219 hwat
Anxiety isn't a thing stop trying to make it one and do your chores
i hope you get verified someday 🙏
@@VEVOJavier its all in your head
Oh god the AR points, those made me miserable. The quizzes you had to take to “prove” you read the books were horrible. I distinctly remember one question being something like “What color did this character paint her nails when she was lying on the hammock.” And I didn’t read a book for five years after that quiz.
fr, made it so I would just try and memorize mundane details that I thought would get asked instead of actually focusing on enjoying the story
I always love how you guys have a conversation about something and then you guys bring it back in every other topic that day. It always make everything much funnier .😂
i unironically relate to ami’s school experience so much
Love the content Phish, keep it up!
And yes, Pepper deserves half of your queen sized bed
Thanks for following my Twitter
That school trauma must've been a lot, because y'all are funny af
Twobold's existence never ceases to amaze me. We could all learn to be better robots like him with our... What did he call it? Oh yeah.. "food" (for the rest of the humans I don't think that term applies)
Bro lives exclusively off beans, pasta sauce, chicken and copious amounts of alcohol.
I never complain about my anxiety because I’m too anxious that people like twobold will complain about me doing it
The urge to never tell your issues cause you can feel people being annoyed with you
thanks for the content phish. i remember rewatching your old videos like clockwork in quarantine and jumping out of my skin when you surprise uploaded every five months, and now you upload like twice a week. your channel will always be my go-to when I open youtube
u can tell phish is applying himself because his videos always get more and more funny
This one felt like the old videos, very nice
stands out as one of the funniest videos you've made recently, good job phish! :D
(i just love this specific group's chemistry y'all are so funny)
it's weirdly comforting to hear that phish did terrible in school as someone currently doing terrible in school
Ami and peyro proving once again why they’re the funniest fucking people in here
Alternative angle: how do you have an overdraft if you aren't even buying sauce for your pasta
Think about it.. they're pc gamers. Thats moneys going to a good cause 😂
Bro these recent videos have been bangers keep it up man.
I love how in the last couple of vids they’ve just been trying to convince everybody that Ami is a really bad person xD
😢
@@coffin_qt villain arc when?
4:53 i swear this channel has such an influence on me that i cannot unimagine this mei skin as anything else than a toilet seat
I don’t know why but this is such a relaxing and funny video. Everyone in the video is hilarious. I feel Ami’s pain so hard lol
I haven't laughed harder at a phish video since forever, not saying his others are bad but this was just golden.
Bro, I also had to do AR. Literally, it was so miserable. I had to do it for two years and each like three months you had to get like 40 points which was a lot.
Love it when yee gets on the mic and just says the dumbest shit I’ve heard all week
I did not expect to be held up at gunpoint by Soldier 76 at the end of the video
It's so amazing to witness the steady upsing in quality humor in your recent videos! Keep it up! :D
ITs not that you do not have to pee. You are dehydrated. Its seriously a dangerous situation to be sweating so much you do not pee. Your kidneys are not flushing. Bad times are ahead.
I can’t believe the Settlers of Catan bit survived to smack me in the face again at the end of this video 😭
ami saying ' i am not a picky eater ' has the same energy as ' i am not a horse girl '
Same story for me during school, I was getting bad grades and such. They told me I wasn't applying myself. True to that, but I couldn't focus for the life of me thus hard to apply myself.
glad to know that Phish is a fellow Barbie movie fan 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
I should read again, used to read a lot too,now it's just mostly mangas...
“Don’t be ableist bestie” made me viscerally angry
phish with blond hair looks like ryan gosling as ken lmao
I forgot dua lipa was in barbie. That movie ruled it was so fun
Yee is one of the somethings ever fr
Love your stuff, this video rocks!!!!
Things I did not expect in today's Salty Phish video: relatable traumatic backflashes to AR points and quizzes....
Credit debt tip, just don't pay it. What are they going to do, charge you?
I love that TwoBold's justification for the "you don't have to pee if you sweat enough" postulate is not even an internet post of something along those lines of dubious integrity, but literally "it happened to me in China once"
love that the first minute is literally phish just walking out of spawn over and over again 😂
Phishs videos are the only thing keeping me entertained outside of memes
i feel the happiness when i watch the phish
Don’t worry Phish we don’t come to your channel for the gameplay, we come for your friends
that actually is true. if u sweat enough or just don't have any water in your body for one reason or another, you just don't pee😭💀 it's not so much that you'll never need to buy more so that you can't💀
8:53 ACCELERATED READER!!!
Apparently, y’all can apply yourselves to be the most fucking funniest group playing Overwatch lopl
Honestly, if the video ended with Phish shooting his cam with that high pressure water gun, it would be lot more funnier
Yo how good is that watergun at the end because I've seen it and I have senior assassins coming up soon 👀
Phish's videos are the youtube equivalent to Tiktok Subway Surfers clips over any other content because i like all the conversations but i wouldn't be able to just listen to them without the video.
enjoying the more frequent yt videos :D
Good video, twobold is my favorite but your editors are better so I loved this.
YES, A NEW OUTRO!!!! I LOVE IT
if u think about it, saltyphish videos are just podcasts with overwatch in the background
I am with Twobold. I would like to remove anxiety so I do not have heart palpitations watching Phish's Genji.
Thank god Twobold is not sick anymore. Each and every comment of his had me roaring with laughter.
"Yee you are an overachiever you aren't only funny you are also funny looking". I died.
Ami and Peyro are so fun to listen too
the new disney movie Princess and the Worm sounds great
Thanks for uploading an actually funny video on my birthday =)
A phish video never disappoints. Hope i applied myself enough with this comment
6:00 I say from experience I think this is true. I try and sweat as much as possible in school and I have never needed to pee at school in the past year doing this, so at least something's going right with it.
feels bad for the people that sit next to you
@@yesyes1k Wearing a coat so nothing smells and I basically bathe in deodorant before school, break and lunch so there's no smell... I think... I can't smell so I couldn't tell you exactly
how to get kidney stones 101
@@anons7408 Imma be honest, idk what a kidney stone is, but it's probably fine, right? RIGHT???
"its not funny how bad i was at school" proceeds to laugh
He's right, purple ketchup was otherworldly!
My dad literally walked in to my room to talk to me right at 10:02 with the guys vows. What the fuck, man.
8:54 SAME AMI! I was actually barred from going to recess because I didn't have enough points because they made me read at a super high level and the books were all really long!
Fuck AR.
I’m starting to feel like phish is becoming more of a Bussin UA-camr
ami and peyro r so cute i love them sm
5:50 Money may not buy happiness, but it *can* buy therapy!
Ah a salty phish upload, my depression is cured
As someone who did absolutely horrendous in school, I feel so seen
0:38 That's every late night comic show host these days
Honestly at this point, the overwatch gameplay has the same effect as subway surfers gameplay just to distract my monkey brain while I listen to the funny things they say.
This is just an Ami episode and it’s great
That kid probably thought he was having a true/the authentic cinematic experience.
Alternate title: Yu-Gi-Oh! player's firsf shooter experience
Finally,another banger (I hope) salty video
WTF purple ketchup was a thing?!?!?!?!?
BRO I HAD THAT DUMB AR BOOK SHIT TOO AND I HATE READING BECAUSE OF IT
Based on that Genji gameplay, I thought I watch Twobold play honestly...
7:30 I can relate to that child
was eating a bowl of plain pasta with cheese while watching this i feel attacked.
Finally, another to suffer through the horrors of AR
"Ratatouille is a mecha anime" I see Peyro watches Trash Taste lmao
the first 2 minutes we only see fish in the respawroom lmao
That CALLATE fuckin killed me
Princess and bug is just Pixar’s a bugs life
4:51 bishh nah we going cuz of ryan gosling 😩😩
man a lot of this video was relatable
Man's got that Saitama mentality towards groceries. You can't miss those sails. That 30 cent difference will build up and mean something/make a difference over time.
Phishy Salt
Does TwoBold do online courses? I need to learn more from him. I will pay with a single 89 cent can of beans.
"the srs that was phishs's highschool career"
Outro idea "yeah this video was ok but have you seen that one ? Oh boy, that was truly funny" or something like that, you get the idea
Yee just getting roasted will never not be funny
Salty you guys need a personal chef. I’m throwing my apron in the ring to cook for you guys and show Twobold how it’s done
I see three guns Phish, the one your holding and the two on your arms. Ayo!
The kid wanting to watch All Quiet on the Western Front is going to be the best of us
When threatened to click video that ain't even there for me LOL