@@TemplarBlack. Lol, this is the canon Imperial response usually to a recent traitor. "Wow, it seems like I sure backed the wrong horse! Mind if I help you guys, instead?" Bemused and Hate-filled Imperial Loyalist stares back, "Kill yourself."
The grintch is either a perpetual nurgle worshipper who saw what slanesh was doing to his homeworld and took up the responcibility to save it or a ork who saw wat dat small pink humie gift all at pink staf and kt made it the umies weak so he got wif his boys and made some propaw battle wagins to steel da gifts before the humies got too weak to have a good krumpin with
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Slaaneshmas isn’t just indulgence and score. Maybe Slaaneshmas, perhaps, seeks ecstasy’s core.
"SKARBRAND HATES BEING PAINTED GREEN! BUT SKARBRAND HATES FAILURE EVEN MORE!" *Roars with incomprehensible rage while a Khorne hound with an antler taped on waits patiently*
Slaanesh always doing what she can at Christmas for the children even if she is on a a government register. No one’s going to tell her to stop turning the safe search off on children’s computers or removing the parental controls and locks.
Girl: please, I wanna see my friends again… I want the aching to stop. Pretty please Mr. angel? Lamenter: alright, I promise it won’t hurt. Girl: no, promise me you won’t regret this. I don’t want you to feel guilt for a wretched thing like me Lamenter: I will weep for you, but regret? No. Through our lamentations we are boldened! I will never regret coming to your aid today, I could never abandon such a lovely little girl in her time of need *she leans her forehead against the mouth of the bolter* Girl: thank you Mr angel… *pow*
Oh this is perfect. We don't really get alot of slaanesh content that isnt just sex or drugs or jokes about how slaanesh is just sex and drugs. What's makes this even more dreadfully horrible is that, that little girl is only one in the room meaning all the other children from last slaaneshmas are dead. And they probably killed each other considering there is a meat hook in the mutant's shoulder. And it seems that despite everything, this little girl isnt a chaos spawn. Not yet at least as she seems still cognizant enough. It deliciously somber. Slaanesh approves
im going to add a point to your comment. Considering the bodies are gone, its very possible that the cookie is the last bits of one of that kid's friends, all while slaanesh slowly turns her into a fiend. its sickening
Considering the abomination (slaanesh) mention soldiers, they probably started a chaos rebellion and got all killed because they were kids, honestly, it makes sense why this one survived, their becoming a fiend
And so once again, the galaxy celebrated a day of unprecedented peace, a day of unmatched anger at Slaanesh and sorrow for their victims; where all stood united in battle against the Prince of Pleasure. Merry Slaaneshmas to all, whether you be human, chaos, xenos, or otherwise, and remember.... even Slaanesh's followers are disappointed in them.
You captured the horror of pleasure unending perfectly, in my opinion. While a tragic story, it retains a semblance of beauty. ... I hope that didn't condemn me to life as a servitor. (Great video!)
@indrickboreale7381 yes but only after offering a Slaaneshmas cookie that he would eat right in front of her. Even among those scumbags Erebus is a remarkable POS, even if he did rid the galaxy of the Emperor's ex.
that is just...suffering, so much suffering, GREAT JOB ON GETTING SLANESH RIGHT! ALL HAIL THE CHAOS GODDESS OF PLEASURE, THE PRINCESS OF PLEASURE!! (I'm actually a salamander fan, not an Empereor fan, just a salamander one.)
Slaanesh is such a kind and caring god. Even taking time out of their busy schedule to visit old friends. Truly a god worthy of all mankind’s love and devotion.
Meanwhile, at Khornemas: Khorne: I have brought this great gift for you children. Unfortunately, I only have the one, so...I will let you 'settle this' among yourselves. (As an added twist, the box only contains a beautiful blade. It comes with a new purpose. You killed your friends and family to get this gift. What could come from, say, another ten kills? Or a hundred? Or a thousand?!) (Eventually, as you're knee-deep in the bodies of your kith and kin, you realise that the real gift Khorne gave you was inside you all along. And it's the gift that keeps on giving.) (So how do you repay Khorne for this Khornemas miracle? Skulls and blood sound nice. Lots and LOTS of skulls and blood...)
Didn't know the Chaos gods celebrated Christmas, I guess they aren't so bad, Idk what that is but what a nice looking normal cookie. Also I did miss Slaanesh though uh 0:17 had me worried here for a second lol.
Chaos space marine: Hey brothers i want to ask you something why you hate slanneshmas. Me as a chaos space marine: How long did you get have serve the dark god. Chaos space marine: A few years. Me as a chaos space marine: You still young. You shouldn't know about that holiday. Chaos space marine: Okay. Good bye brother. Nurgling: You don't want to talk about it with him Me as a chaos space marine: yeah. Let's bring you back to unclean one
“Try to imagine all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube and the cube is in a garden, but the garden isn’t real and the cube is made of nothing! now let’s imagine we are in a library and there is loads and of loads of books, and they represent a cube, but the cube is actually you- what? that’s it! I’m not a cube turn it off!” (That can help)
Ah the natural development of Slaanesh addict. Look on the bright side, you still have your mind meaning you’re just super mutated (blessed) by Slaanesh and not a spawn. Hopefully deep enough in the warp sauce to gaslight yourself into thinking you’re beautiful.
In rogue trader yrlet is constantly saying how primitive, base, and addicted to our desires. And every time i think "a baby god watched you all for a couple thousand years and littersly became the god "of sex,drugs, rock&bdsm
You know, it’s funny they were gonna be seen as a guard as he’s not a returned one of these. Yeah I see why didn’t you come and gone in yet they fell right back into the religious corridor sucks for for him
Suddenly the door explodes, both Slaanesh and the demon are left without reaction, a figure emerges from the smoke he wore the armor of the Emperor's Sons, his hair was white as snow and his skin was beautiful but in his eyes there was only fury and anger, only hatred and revenge remained, that was Rylanor the Ancient of Rites he saw what Slaanesh did to those children and swore to free them from this suffering, by death and looked into the eyes of Slaanesh, the one who defied and conquered Fulgrim, the one who did not surrender was ready to exert his fury and nothing would stop him.
Worst part is it's a continuation of last year's comic. Don't want to think about how long the slaaneshmas comic could go on with little morbid story telling easter eggs in each iteration.
Brother Alpharius I need your help Slaanesh did something disgusting she touched children with her powers and turned them into monsters I need a de-alienating serum and a heavy flamer to combat this I understand Brother Alpharius I will go there with our two brothers to stop her strangely Khorne himself offered to help us to stop her saying this time she has gone too far plus desecrated the memory of our brother Sanguinius on the day of his memory must be avenged
emporor :EEWW YOU ARE DISGUSTING nurgle:THANK YOU emporor:it wasnt about you SORRY NURGLE nurgle:OH OK emporor: I MEAN HER slaanesh:WHAT? what have i done? emporor:you turned a child into a monster khorn:wowowow not honorable slani tzeench:awwhh dont worry about him i get it . i olso experiment on children khorn:i agree with the human YOU TWO ARE HORRIBLE . hurting children is dishonorable i hate everyone who harms those who cant figth back emporor:you migth wanna check in on your people then khorn khorn:by this you mean? emporor:THEY KILL INNOCENT CYVILIANS AND CHILDREN ON MASS SCALE khorn:WHAT emporor:yes khorn:OK IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE WHO I NEED TO PUNISH? nurgle:well maybe gork and mork khorn:no they are chill at the moment emporor:id olso be mad at the previous children of mine bcs THOSE IDIOTS TAKE BLOOD OF KIDS TO PAINT WITH khorn:OK THATS IT thank you for informing me human now can you pass me that gaint lava sword emporo:here you go and i am leaving now khorn:THANK YOU now TO PUNISH THOSE WHO HAVE NO HONOR
Remember, Chaos god of indulgence! See yall next Slaaneshmas. c:
I can’t wait!!!!!!
What did you get for this Slaaneshmas? But didn't even there was a Slaaneshmas.
I enjoy the Slaaneshmas content.
Slannesh could never give what I desire in excess, it would ruin him
NEVER HERETIC SCUM!
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
That visual to show the kid from last year is absolutely *chef's kiss*
Ah why did you show us this it was already bad last year now it’s 10 times worse why
Notice she said 'yall' which means that abomination is made by merging all the victims in last year's Slaaneshmas party
Great. Now I'm having Fear and Hunger flashbacks. Thanks for THAT! **rips own eyes off**
@@DeathMessenger1988 Wait... if this is Marriage then those... no... nonononono.
@@AzraelSoulHunter
Say it with me: *I fucking HATE Slaanesh.*
Or worse.
there southern
@@dragonkingofthestars no just slaanesh things. the south are bad but. only southers effected by slaanesh are this bad.
The gift Slaanesh gives at Christmas is indescribably void...
A message from the Imperium:
Stay strong brothers, once pleasure's hook snares you, there is no going back.
Emperor protects.
Emperor protects!
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!! (proceed to Leroy Jenkins myself and charging into the hordes of demons)
….Loyalists I’d like to call a truce, we have a common enemy this Sanguinala and it needs to be purged
This is the master you choose to serve, traitor
"...were in "(Loads banesword Quake cannon with Loreley shell)"lets rip her a new one"!!!
Kaboom?
@@Magnicentrabbit yes indeed rabbit. Kaboom!
@@TemplarBlack. Lol, this is the canon Imperial response usually to a recent traitor. "Wow, it seems like I sure backed the wrong horse! Mind if I help you guys, instead?" Bemused and Hate-filled Imperial Loyalist stares back, "Kill yourself."
Chaos fans suddenly realizing that Chaos is in fact, evil.
The Grinch hadn't stopped Slaaneshmas from coming! It came! Somehow or another, it came just the same!
All over our backs!
The grintch is either a perpetual nurgle worshipper who saw what slanesh was doing to his homeworld and took up the responcibility to save it or a ork who saw wat dat small pink humie gift all at pink staf and kt made it the umies weak so he got wif his boys and made some propaw battle wagins to steel da gifts before the humies got too weak to have a good krumpin with
@@dantealejandro7860 OVER THE HAIR TOO!!
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before. Maybe Slaaneshmas isn’t just indulgence and score. Maybe Slaaneshmas, perhaps, seeks ecstasy’s core.
"SKARBRAND HATES BEING PAINTED GREEN! BUT SKARBRAND HATES FAILURE EVEN MORE!" *Roars with incomprehensible rage while a Khorne hound with an antler taped on waits patiently*
Slaanesh always doing what she can at Christmas for the children even if she is on a a government register. No one’s going to tell her to stop turning the safe search off on children’s computers or removing the parental controls and locks.
Girl: please, I wanna see my friends again… I want the aching to stop. Pretty please Mr. angel?
Lamenter: alright, I promise it won’t hurt.
Girl: no, promise me you won’t regret this. I don’t want you to feel guilt for a wretched thing like me
Lamenter: I will weep for you, but regret? No. Through our lamentations we are boldened! I will never regret coming to your aid today, I could never abandon such a lovely little girl in her time of need
*she leans her forehead against the mouth of the bolter*
Girl: thank you Mr angel…
*pow*
😢
For the Emporer... for the Imperium of Man... we must not lose heart before Chaos.
@ViewerAaron
And for those we cherish…
@@IronheadEli723We die . . . in glory.
Poor children, in Pinocchio they just turned into donkeys to be sold, but slaneesh decided that donkey just wasn't enough.
Oh this is perfect. We don't really get alot of slaanesh content that isnt just sex or drugs or jokes about how slaanesh is just sex and drugs.
What's makes this even more dreadfully horrible is that, that little girl is only one in the room meaning all the other children from last slaaneshmas are dead.
And they probably killed each other considering there is a meat hook in the mutant's shoulder. And it seems that despite everything, this little girl isnt a chaos spawn. Not yet at least as she seems still cognizant enough.
It deliciously somber. Slaanesh approves
I don't think they're going to become a chaos spawn, looks like they're being transformed into a Fiend
im going to add a point to your comment. Considering the bodies are gone, its very possible that the cookie is the last bits of one of that kid's friends, all while slaanesh slowly turns her into a fiend. its sickening
Considering the abomination (slaanesh) mention soldiers, they probably started a chaos rebellion and got all killed because they were kids, honestly, it makes sense why this one survived, their becoming a fiend
Me : *sends slaanesh an Eldar clown plush that is smiling with a sign that says "you can't get me. Bazinga!"*
I am now imagining Sheldon Cooper as an Eldar. It makes TOO MUCH SENSE AND I HATE IT!
@@DeathMessenger1988 ... thanks, i hate it.
Calling kaldor draigo we need you deal with something
Have you ever eaten…a tangerine?
@@Pestilence-ud7ks If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 26 nice taste
And so once again, the galaxy celebrated a day of unprecedented peace, a day of unmatched anger at Slaanesh and sorrow for their victims; where all stood united in battle against the Prince of Pleasure.
Merry Slaaneshmas to all, whether you be human, chaos, xenos, or otherwise, and remember.... even Slaanesh's followers are disappointed in them.
You captured the horror of pleasure unending perfectly, in my opinion. While a tragic story, it retains a semblance of beauty.
... I hope that didn't condemn me to life as a servitor.
(Great video!)
All but the most depraved Daemonologists, Apostles and zealots of the Word Bearers would look upon this twisted child with pity.
I Bear the Word to a tortured galaxy... and even I feel pity for this being.
It should be fed more of what it craves, not starved.
Erebus would release this mutant on some peaceful imperial world for a laugh
@indrickboreale7381 yes but only after offering a Slaaneshmas cookie that he would eat right in front of her.
Even among those scumbags Erebus is a remarkable POS, even if he did rid the galaxy of the Emperor's ex.
"Brother, the flammer…the *heavy* flammer."
Love seeing the horrors of chaos still captured in a classic mode design for memes.
Emperor protect us.
I am disturbed that i recognized the child before the official reveal
I know just messed up I the far far future it is Truly grim dark
meanwhile Nurgle is at his dinner table with all his children
""dinner table""
"""children"""
“I got you all presents!”
“(Sigh) Is it a new dis-“
“It’s a new DISEASE!”
Ah yes, eldritch horrors that chill me to the core. Sweet winter.
The suplex khorne is about to give slannesh for its birthday will be of legend😂
As a complete dopamine addict, I'd say its worth it.
God damn, Mick's comics can do a complete 180° in 0.3 second
Aka Mick”would it be quirky if i turned this cute idea into grimdark”19988
Like the Nurgle and Isha one.
that is just...suffering, so much suffering, GREAT JOB ON GETTING SLANESH RIGHT! ALL HAIL THE CHAOS GODDESS OF PLEASURE, THE PRINCESS OF PLEASURE!! (I'm actually a salamander fan, not an Empereor fan, just a salamander one.)
Aww how sweet a reunion
*holding a heavy flamer*
Have a wonderful holiday and a good nigh!
*active heavy flamer*
OI, have yerself a zoggin’ good grotmas!
*Aims melta*
Now let’s burn dem purple spikey GITZ
*Fires melta*
...This is why I don't even joke about joining Slaanesh.
This is the first thing I watch when I wake up. I now wanna go back to sleep.
"Especially the children~"
Oh...
*oh no*
CURSE YOU SLAANESH!!!
and THIS is why the tyrannids are doing the 40k universe a favor
Yes...
da orkz iz doen betta
A good Slaaneshmas always leaves you overstimulated and full of regrets and anticipation.
She pulled a full metal alchemist on her
Ed...ward... Big brother. Lets play. Lets play.
Bro Khorne, Big E, Nurgle, and even fucking Tzeench are gonna call each other and put their battles on reign check to deal with this shit.
Oh man, those last frames brought back memories.
THAT IS NOT JUST THE KID BEING WARPED! THAT "Slanneshi Beast "Plush"" FUSED WITH THE KID!
Slaanesh is such a kind and caring god. Even taking time out of their busy schedule to visit old friends. Truly a god worthy of all mankind’s love and devotion.
I think it Is His/her own pet
You have sullied your hands with filthy parchment guardsman, how do you plead, TOO LATE HERETIC
Very funny, Heretic, now face the wall
In TTS Rogal Dorn voice: *NO.*
Ok face the wall the heretic *BANG* from heavy bolted round
A nice reminder of what chaos will only have for you in the end.
Slaaneshmas? Slaaneshmas is fucking dead. We celebrate Great Horned Rat Day... yes yes...
Meanwhile, at Khornemas:
Khorne: I have brought this great gift for you children. Unfortunately, I only have the one, so...I will let you 'settle this' among yourselves.
(As an added twist, the box only contains a beautiful blade. It comes with a new purpose. You killed your friends and family to get this gift. What could come from, say, another ten kills? Or a hundred? Or a thousand?!)
(Eventually, as you're knee-deep in the bodies of your kith and kin, you realise that the real gift Khorne gave you was inside you all along. And it's the gift that keeps on giving.)
(So how do you repay Khorne for this Khornemas miracle? Skulls and blood sound nice. Lots and LOTS of skulls and blood...)
Lil'girl became Ludwig the Accursed
*Nurgle with Isha in his cage watching Slaanesh with her new pet
"Look at what she has to do to mimic a fraction of our love."
They are absolutely not in love. Stop.
@@LiberatesRemember that *Nurgle* probably does "love" Isha. She probably doesn't return the feeling.
Didn't know the Chaos gods celebrated Christmas, I guess they aren't so bad, Idk what that is but what a nice looking normal cookie. Also I did miss Slaanesh though uh 0:17 had me worried here for a second lol.
Lol
Chaos space marine: Hey brothers i want to ask you something why you hate slanneshmas.
Me as a chaos space marine: How long did you get have serve the dark god.
Chaos space marine: A few years.
Me as a chaos space marine: You still young. You shouldn't know about that holiday.
Chaos space marine: Okay. Good bye brother.
Nurgling: You don't want to talk about it with him
Me as a chaos space marine: yeah. Let's bring you back to unclean one
I’m Dreaming of a Pink,
SLAANESHMAS!!!!~
Ahh mate, is this how Fulgrim came out of the warp?
Aaww, she's a favorite of Slaanesh..
This is heresy, burn this record to the groud!
*FOR THE EMPEROR!*
And this is why if forced to choose one of the chaos gods i would choose khorn , your killing people but thats it your just killing them
At least it's straightforward
I keep forgetting while it's cute it's download terrifying you got to understand that these chaos gods all f***** up
Big Brother Ed.......
Wow, that's harrowing.
That poor kid he got turned into a bloodborne boss
Slaaneshmas is dead, Great Horned Rat day is superior
All hail, the Great Horned Rat.
We send kind-nice rat to deliver ALL THE GIFT-BOMBS, yes yes!
Where all the bad rats gets a lump of warpstone, yes-yes!
Yes-Yes! Praise-worship the Great Horned Rat on this most glorious-sacred of days.
“Try to imagine all your thoughts are squeezed inside a cube and the cube is in a garden, but the garden isn’t real and the cube is made of nothing! now let’s imagine we are in a library and there is loads and of loads of books, and they represent a cube, but the cube is actually you- what? that’s it! I’m not a cube turn it off!” (That can help)
¿?. No Entendí.
Don’t hug me I’m Scared?
I don't understand
Begone Tzeeche!
Common. I visit this channel because of funny and silly comic dubs, not because i want to feel fear, horror, hopelessness and depression
slaanesh, stop cursing me with raging thrist, i hate drinking my lifesteal potions too often
Message to the Imperium from Tzeentch, Nurgle and Khorne followers
We would like to call a truce to deal with this enemy
We all knew exactly what this would be.
Didn't expect continuation
Same here.
NOT THE CHILDREN, NOOO
And this is why I'm glad to be in service to the *8th* legion...
Ah the natural development of Slaanesh addict. Look on the bright side, you still have your mind meaning you’re just super mutated (blessed) by Slaanesh and not a spawn. Hopefully deep enough in the warp sauce to gaslight yourself into thinking you’re beautiful.
More Slaanesh please :D
ok that is forking terrifying
She's going to pay for what she's done to that kid
Roboute: Yvraine...!
Yvraine: _I'M WORKING ON IT!_
Trazyn: I can help!
Clonegrim: *...I literally regret EVERYTHING!*
Hmmm it’s always nice to see why I am a child of the III Legion and a follower of the Youngest God
Hola shit, someone call the emperor!!!
Thanks for reminding us of the horror.
This is why I celebrate Sanguinala.
Yup. And this is why you always say no.
someone get the pieces of khaine back together I need to see the get back for this
Merry Slaneeshmess!
I still think that MIck should draw the Slaaneshmas mutant getting the Sanguinala present she desperately needs: The Emperor's Peace.
In rogue trader yrlet is constantly saying how primitive, base, and addicted to our desires. And every time i think "a baby god watched you all for a couple thousand years and littersly became the god "of sex,drugs, rock&bdsm
This is why the Space Elves bug me.
Ohohohoho… the things I’m going to do to slanesh ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON EM IS GOING TO MAKE KHORNE LOOK REASONABLE
I got a tentacle tongue and he gets A horse's hung i got screwed
You know, it’s funny they were gonna be seen as a guard as he’s not a returned one of these. Yeah I see why didn’t you come and gone in yet they fell right back into the religious corridor sucks for for him
Huh i guess they survived extermatus after all
Господа... Я разочаровался в слаанеш и снова уверовал в Бога Императора
Getting fear and hunger vibes
well shit the kid became a monster
Dang didint know they made these comics grindark aswell
Suddenly the door explodes, both Slaanesh and the demon are left without reaction, a figure emerges from the smoke he wore the armor of the Emperor's Sons, his hair was white as snow and his skin was beautiful but in his eyes there was only fury and anger, only hatred and revenge remained, that was Rylanor the Ancient of Rites he saw what Slaanesh did to those children and swore to free them from this suffering, by death and looked into the eyes of Slaanesh, the one who defied and conquered Fulgrim, the one who did not surrender was ready to exert his fury and nothing would stop him.
Rylanor is dead. And the Emperor won't save you from.
Let us honor the great Rylanor and aid him in purging these abominations.
Ya know I thought this was gonna be another “haha look at Slaanesh being lewd!” But it was kinda sad….
Poor kid……
poor bot lol
Fraudulent bot
Worst part is it's a continuation of last year's comic. Don't want to think about how long the slaaneshmas comic could go on with little morbid story telling easter eggs in each iteration.
This is how slannesh works
Brother Alpharius I need your help Slaanesh did something disgusting she touched children with her powers and turned them into monsters I need a de-alienating serum and a heavy flamer to combat this I understand Brother Alpharius I will go there with our two brothers to stop her strangely Khorne himself offered to help us to stop her saying this time she has gone too far plus desecrated the memory of our brother Sanguinius on the day of his memory must be avenged
Time to age of sigma her in 40k
Oh wow creepy moment
I hope Ynnead does a WWE on Slaanesh.
wait what you mean the children (ENERGETIC!) I get the guys but the children💀💀
Ya, I love to say that I hate chaos
But to be honest
I don't think that I hate them enough
I would say hell no if I were him
emporor :EEWW YOU ARE DISGUSTING
nurgle:THANK YOU
emporor:it wasnt about you SORRY NURGLE
nurgle:OH OK
emporor: I MEAN HER
slaanesh:WHAT? what have i done?
emporor:you turned a child into a monster
khorn:wowowow not honorable slani
tzeench:awwhh dont worry about him i get it . i olso experiment on children
khorn:i agree with the human YOU TWO ARE HORRIBLE . hurting children is dishonorable i hate everyone who harms those who cant figth back
emporor:you migth wanna check in on your people then khorn
khorn:by this you mean?
emporor:THEY KILL INNOCENT CYVILIANS AND CHILDREN ON MASS SCALE
khorn:WHAT
emporor:yes
khorn:OK IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE WHO I NEED TO PUNISH?
nurgle:well maybe gork and mork
khorn:no they are chill at the moment
emporor:id olso be mad at the previous children of mine bcs THOSE IDIOTS TAKE BLOOD OF KIDS TO PAINT WITH
khorn:OK THATS IT thank you for informing me human now can you pass me that gaint lava sword
emporo:here you go and i am leaving now
khorn:THANK YOU now TO PUNISH THOSE WHO HAVE NO HONOR
What is that thing?
*Algorithm Cookie* 🍪
“Merry Slaaneshmas!”: said Slaanta.
Bring the hammer down
Edward play
ua-cam.com/video/m503J9Dow9Y/v-deo.htmlsi=QAHE7u8li7G38JZ6 , for last year.