I wasted 3 weeks of my life finding Castlevania's hottest monster | Unraveled

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  • @jitespol1795
    @jitespol1795 5 років тому +16015

    They come from real mythology.
    *10 minutes later*
    Hyena With Gun.

    • @ianbyrne465
      @ianbyrne465 5 років тому +627

      That’s my mythology

    • @arandompieceofinternettras6461
      @arandompieceofinternettras6461 5 років тому +325

      Ian Byrne
      *religion

    • @edo7ensei390
      @edo7ensei390 5 років тому +399

      That hyena can GET IT

    • @WadeTheWilsonTV
      @WadeTheWilsonTV 5 років тому +164

      What, you never heard of the legendary Big Bang Hyena of Saskatoon? Read a book, bruh!

    • @fickminne
      @fickminne 5 років тому +40

      The hyenamonsters are part of the Were monsters.. And those exist in several folklores around the globe..

  • @elid6577
    @elid6577 5 років тому +6430

    “i really do think we should include hyena with gun.” this is the funniest sentence i have ever heard

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 5 років тому +248

      "I'm not naming my son nairb" is a close second for me

    • @cornerficus4513
      @cornerficus4513 5 років тому +122

      Hyena with gun, nairb, and just being reminded of the skyrim episode are worth watching this video alone

    • @jennyinutil2018
      @jennyinutil2018 5 років тому +125

      Also "that hyena can GET IT"

    • @Snorkyuu
      @Snorkyuu 5 років тому +2

      Time stamp PLEASE

    • @sand__witch
      @sand__witch 5 років тому +67

      @@Snorkyuu 12:05 for hyena with gun and 11:34 for Nairb.
      BONUS: 5:46 for twink and twunk.

  • @sabbyblue
    @sabbyblue 4 роки тому +3723

    "If someone comes up to me and introduces themself to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off."
    -Brian David Gillbert

    • @charlieannwexler8441
      @charlieannwexler8441 4 роки тому +75

      Honestly mood

    • @MrFlip2247
      @MrFlip2247 4 роки тому +95

      I hope someone meets him at a con and does this

    • @mushroom5606
      @mushroom5606 4 роки тому +10

      me

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 4 роки тому +15

      This was a mood

    • @joeyfromschool
      @joeyfromschool 4 роки тому +33

      Safety Fan a Bureaucratic Wunderkind, The Lewd Improvisation-Man, Brian David Gilbert

  • @TheBurkissWay
    @TheBurkissWay 2 роки тому +2341

    Fun fact: outside of BDG's Brendan Fraser joke, mummies do have a strong history in sexiness. Many of the earliest mummy novels were about male Egyptologists reviving the spirits of sexy Egyptian queens. In some respects, the mummy as resurrected exotic temptress was the more prevalent trope until Universal made the Boris Karloff movie in 1932.

  • @charlie6658
    @charlie6658 4 роки тому +12181

    “...they come from real mythology and folklore”
    ah yes, my favorite mythological creature, Hyena With Gun

    • @loginyes3745
      @loginyes3745 3 роки тому +519

      Have you not heard the legend of hyena with gun

    • @smugumin3448
      @smugumin3448 3 роки тому +309

      I mean, have you ever seen a hyena with a gun in real life?

    • @loginyes3745
      @loginyes3745 3 роки тому +53

      @@smugumin3448 yes, and it was very nice.

    • @darroth42
      @darroth42 3 роки тому +106

      That's some texas-ass folklore right there, my friend.

    • @aarondawal9037
      @aarondawal9037 3 роки тому +30

      Maybe it's just a furry with a rifle

  • @fidget0227
    @fidget0227 5 років тому +4203

    Brian saying “Anything unique can be sexy” is a lack of self-awareness of his own entire existence it’s adorable

    • @Draukagrissah
      @Draukagrissah 5 років тому +153

      *Adorkable

    • @chasedalton6579
      @chasedalton6579 4 роки тому +357

      I can't tell if you're arguing that BDG isn't sexy or if you're saying he doesn't know he's sexy but either way you're very wrong.

    • @buddyboog6661
      @buddyboog6661 4 роки тому +199

      Anyone that I talk to does not understand the pure adoration I feel for this man, he is pure perfection and I will scream about it from the rooftops

    • @user-oy6hk1gn7l
      @user-oy6hk1gn7l 4 роки тому +48

      @@buddyboog6661 He is the soul reason that I now have a thing for moustaches

    • @andrewoxford1322
      @andrewoxford1322 4 роки тому +17

      @@chasedalton6579 wait, so he knows he's sexy??

  • @joshisaur
    @joshisaur 5 років тому +4254

    "man beast comes in two forms: _twink_ and _twUNK"_
    IM SCRREAMinG

    • @havocspiral
      @havocspiral 4 роки тому +7

      im just hoshin.u
      _twuNK_

    • @settixfire4592
      @settixfire4592 4 роки тому +5

      I literally read this comment as he was saying this(Yes I am a year in the future, no it is not going well)

    • @jimbo_13
      @jimbo_13 4 роки тому +15

      I looked away for a few moments at that point so was Googling 'castlevania twink and twunk' before I realized that... there was no possible way that was the actual name of the monsters...

  • @vicentefernandez9084
    @vicentefernandez9084 Рік тому +867

    People rave about BDG's "natural hotness", but ain't nothing misterious about it. The man knows how to properly use the word "myriad". I would marry this man in a second.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Рік тому +2

      Clearly we define hotness differently.

    • @vicentefernandez9084
      @vicentefernandez9084 Рік тому +57

      @@ChadKakashi Clearly, Chad, clearly we do.

    • @jackbubblegum
      @jackbubblegum Рік тому +18

      Myriad, nice

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 10 місяців тому +6

      Are you Heather Chandler...?

    • @AbsolXGuardian
      @AbsolXGuardian 2 місяці тому

      How do you feel about fans of the locked tomb series who all know the precise definition of the word myriad, because the books' are established as taking place "a myriad of years" since the world ended

  • @megslug
    @megslug 5 років тому +13755

    this really is just a 15min long video of bdg exposing his kinks to the world huh

    • @CoRLex-jh5vx
      @CoRLex-jh5vx 5 років тому +577

      After griffin's vore kink I think most of us are numb to it

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 5 років тому +425

      Hyena with gun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip 5 років тому +245

      looks like he loves muscly dudes

    • @RR_4270
      @RR_4270 5 років тому +9

      @@juwebles4352 ppp0

    • @garrettbates9124
      @garrettbates9124 5 років тому +264

      As well as showing how bisexual he is

  • @morganward2361
    @morganward2361 4 роки тому +7702

    Every time I watch one of these videos I can only think about “that polygon twink has gotten too powerful”

    • @addsend
      @addsend 4 роки тому +63

      Omg yes

    • @guwon1864
      @guwon1864 4 роки тому +153

      twink man has become powerful

    • @Flowtail
      @Flowtail 4 роки тому +346

      i disrespectfully disagree, Brian David Gilbert, Safety Fan and Wunderkin, can never be too powerful

    • @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210
      @imeantherearethedarktownsy5210 4 роки тому +34

      run whïle you still can

    • @heliveruscalion9124
      @heliveruscalion9124 4 роки тому +108

      @@Flowtail Beurocratic Wunderkind*

  • @aidansilber2028
    @aidansilber2028 4 роки тому +1605

    If I ever meet Brian in real life I'm gonna say "Hey I'm Duke Mirage."

  • @Jeevesie1988
    @Jeevesie1988 Рік тому +279

    I love that after several years I can watch this again and find new joyous moments, like Brian almost cracking up when he says "Twink and Twunk" but the camera cutting JUST in time.

    • @countcain
      @countcain Рік тому +13

      He was just way too proud of that line 😂

    • @bees4106
      @bees4106 11 місяців тому +10

      5:45

  • @gabrielblanchard3921
    @gabrielblanchard3921 3 роки тому +3709

    There are other parts I laugh a lot harder at, but the raw power of saying "In the Japanese version, he's called 'Soccer Boy!'" and then giving *no follow-up explanation whatsoever* is probably the thing I admire most here

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 2 роки тому +41

      do you want context, because i can give context-

    • @pinkusdean1178
      @pinkusdean1178 2 роки тому +19

      @@detectivesky6123 yes please!

    • @detectivesky6123
      @detectivesky6123 2 роки тому +177

      @@pinkusdean1178 Yorick kicks around its severed skull like a soccer ball

    • @jannickesselink3912
      @jannickesselink3912 2 роки тому +40

      @@detectivesky6123 huh.... i liked just soccer boy more

    • @juliereno4873
      @juliereno4873 2 роки тому +36

      There was also a famous Japanese racehorse in the 80s named Soccer Boy; maybe that has something to do with it?

  • @yourconscious
    @yourconscious 4 роки тому +2311

    Clearly a siren called to Brian, that's why he threw himself into the sea.

    • @Thehipsteremo
      @Thehipsteremo 4 роки тому +21

      You have the most beautiful yet terrifying profile picture I've ever seen, thank you.

    • @ploppyjr2373
      @ploppyjr2373 4 роки тому +4

      Thehipsteremo it’s just terrifying.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon 4 роки тому +16

      You think he needs a reason to dive into the abyss, the murky blue, the end, the beginning, the sea

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +17

      I wonder how she attracted him. My guess is she promised him the secrets of Kirby.

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 роки тому +5

      @@Silverwind87 No, she just told him she was making the live action Waluigi game.

  • @heathenpotato
    @heathenpotato 3 роки тому +5398

    “...born from the ground where hanged men bleed” honestly sounds like a Hozier lyric, which is further proof that Alura Une is, in fact, the sexiest Castlevania monster.

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 3 роки тому +82

      Absolutely a Hozier lyric

    • @ZBreezee-nb2rl
      @ZBreezee-nb2rl 3 роки тому +42

      Absolutely a Lust Flower that needs to *Consume Human Flesh*

    • @insanitygaming1526
      @insanitygaming1526 2 роки тому +42

      Incorrect we all know it to be hyena with a gun

    • @emilysmith2965
      @emilysmith2965 2 роки тому +52

      If the heavens ever did speak, she’s the last true mouthpiece… every Sunday’s getting more bleak, from the ground where hanged men bleed….
      TAKE ME TO CHURCH

    • @nickcariglio8228
      @nickcariglio8228 2 роки тому +19

      It also works as part of a fresh prince of theme song parody.

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 3 роки тому +351

    "Alucard is Dracula backwards, he calls himself Alucard because he's the opposite of Dracula" is the Castlevanian pledge of allegiance.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 місяці тому +14

      His real name is Adrian, people. Dracula did not choose to call him Alucard.

    • @taintedirene5925
      @taintedirene5925 2 місяці тому +9

      However, Dracula did choose his middle name: 'Fahrenheit'
      Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes

  • @bcbc6335
    @bcbc6335 4 роки тому +1682

    I’m sorry, but learning that I am “Castlevania: Waltz of Anxiety” feels like personal attack. Accurate, but still painful

    • @greensun0008
      @greensun0008 4 роки тому +54

      mood, mine was jazz solo of angst

    • @chimneybill9651
      @chimneybill9651 4 роки тому +18

      I am a ‘Minuet of Apprehension’ forevermore.

    • @Morzansdaughter
      @Morzansdaughter 4 роки тому +18

      My sister's is "Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Angst" and it's pretty accurate... Mine is "Waltz of Angst" and I feel your pain

    • @gregochego1567
      @gregochego1567 4 роки тому +10

      I am *Castlevania Jazz Solo of Frightenment*

    • @dacianbuzlea
      @dacianbuzlea 4 роки тому +5

      Better than "Jazz solo of Sadness"

  • @Pomudachi
    @Pomudachi 4 роки тому +4035

    *I WANT THAT HOUR LONG MYTHOLOGY LECTURE RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN!*

  • @sethp8947
    @sethp8947 5 років тому +802

    "I'm not gonna name my son Nairb"
    Yes you are.

  • @spillfish4327
    @spillfish4327 Рік тому +135

    It’s been 4 years and “that hyena can GET it” is still the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @ControleDois
    @ControleDois 6 років тому +15293

    1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

    • @paulofigado
      @paulofigado 6 років тому +58

      Você por aqui?

    • @brug6110
      @brug6110 6 років тому +299

      Ill cry if he does and if he doesnt

    • @FlorescentInk
      @FlorescentInk 6 років тому +165

      1 HOUR VIDEO OR RIOT

    • @chago5624
      @chago5624 6 років тому +50

      Y E S

    • @IchiHishi
      @IchiHishi 6 років тому +10

      Peraí, Controle Dois. Vá devaaaaaaar, homi... uauahuhuahuah

  • @EmIdc
    @EmIdc 4 роки тому +2209

    5:46 “man beast comes in two forms, twink and twunk” so you with and without a mustache

    • @insertcheesypunhere
      @insertcheesypunhere 4 роки тому +27

      um
      twink and daddy

    • @soullesstomato1669
      @soullesstomato1669 4 роки тому +9

      which one is twink and which one is twunk

    • @EmIdc
      @EmIdc 4 роки тому +21

      @@soullesstomato1669 twink is without stache

    • @mayochupenjoyer
      @mayochupenjoyer 4 роки тому +2

      I DIED at that

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 4 роки тому +27

      Twunk Brian is the sleazy bed salesman BDG from the buy my bed video.

  • @admiralofcuteness
    @admiralofcuteness 5 років тому +2601

    Hey, don't ditch the necromancers! They've literally got romance in their name!

    • @lackofcreativity4829
      @lackofcreativity4829 5 років тому +37

      Ah yes the nec romance is legendary

    • @999murimdumplings
      @999murimdumplings 5 років тому +40

      Barry "the lover" Bluejeans is a necromancer and he deserves better than this

    • @TheDonutMan3000
      @TheDonutMan3000 5 років тому +15

      Gimme that *_necc_*

    • @temporaltoast9692
      @temporaltoast9692 5 років тому +5

      Necro romance!
      *Call the police!*

    • @yurigouveawagner9432
      @yurigouveawagner9432 5 років тому +24

      "necro" "mancers"?? more like "neck" "romancers". don't kink shame them! they just like hickeys

  • @likeapro4242
    @likeapro4242 2 роки тому +133

    I feel like the suggestion of picking the hottest character was less of a reasonable suggestion and more of a panicked idea so that Brian wouldn’t jump into the ocean

  • @Biscotum
    @Biscotum 4 роки тому +1371

    "You should be wary of anyone who builds their personality around swords."
    Me, a fencing and HEMA enthusiast: Sweating

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 роки тому +4

      I know that feeling

    • @calcifer6142
      @calcifer6142 4 роки тому +1

      hehe same

    • @AidanXavier1
      @AidanXavier1 4 роки тому +7

      It's one thing to build your personality around swords. It's another thing to legitimately know how to use them (as well as being athletic)

    • @ehermenegildo827
      @ehermenegildo827 4 роки тому +9

      Me, a stage combat teacher, dnd player, and avid blade enthusiast: oh nO

    • @jaxryz_380
      @jaxryz_380 4 роки тому +1

      Elizabeth Hermenegildo we appear to be the same person

  • @samjensen392
    @samjensen392 5 років тому +962

    I am in no way, shape, or form familiar with Castlevania, but Brian David Gilbert is a powerful motivator

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Рік тому +964

    But I WANT the hour-long lecture on mythology

  • @jodyjansa3207
    @jodyjansa3207 3 роки тому +2417

    “I’m going to throw myself into the sea”
    “Who chooses to be born? … who chooses?”
    I don’t think BDG was okay 😂

    • @allinairhanson6886
      @allinairhanson6886 2 роки тому +51

      if you ever thought he was okay then you haven't watched a single one of his videos
      "unraveled" is less about the media being unraveled and more about BDG being untraveled.

    • @ExtraVictory
      @ExtraVictory 2 роки тому +45

      @@allinairhanson6886 you don't have to insult the guy, I'm sure he's traveled plenty

    • @Stardust20741
      @Stardust20741 6 місяців тому

      “I don’t need any more req to be afraid of myself in the mirror. 5:40

  • @gregorychizhikov5587
    @gregorychizhikov5587 3 роки тому +5269

    Alternative title: Brian talks about his fetishes for fifteen minutes straight

    • @eiaboca1
      @eiaboca1 3 роки тому +79

      Who knew he was a feeder?

    • @sweesbees
      @sweesbees 3 роки тому +125

      he’s not into toilet stuff though

    • @TheZanzibarMan
      @TheZanzibarMan 3 роки тому +45

      We could have had an hour of this...

    • @Brainwashed101
      @Brainwashed101 3 роки тому +19

      @@eiaboca1 I guess I have to watch it, since the "Bone Dragon" thing led me to think he was somehow pro-ana

    • @elijahdage5523
      @elijahdage5523 3 роки тому +80

      1. Bones
      2. Lizards
      3. Names
      4. Candles
      5. Mushroom

  • @bigbadblob
    @bigbadblob 6 років тому +2756

    Now do which Kirby enemy would taste the best.

    • @AllisonIsLivid
      @AllisonIsLivid 6 років тому +41

      Oh HECK!

    • @juneguts
      @juneguts 6 років тому +25

      wOAH

    • @whoisspark3281
      @whoisspark3281 6 років тому +62

      there are more kirby enemies than castlevania enemies it would take a month to do

    • @AllisonIsLivid
      @AllisonIsLivid 6 років тому +109

      Not if you cut out the ones that don't taste good.

    • @Lunam_D._Roger
      @Lunam_D._Roger 6 років тому +7

      This is genius.

  • @rhinopoley
    @rhinopoley 2 роки тому +104

    “Castlevania: Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks”
    This sounds like a weirdly themed self-help audiobook

    • @plant3341
      @plant3341 4 місяці тому +1

      Studying playlist name

  • @temporalCaster
    @temporalCaster 3 роки тому +2417

    2 years later and I still want Brian to lecture me on mythology, and I also still don't understand what he meant when he warned against looking up Rycuda

    • @patrickistruck
      @patrickistruck 3 роки тому +112

      i just looked it up and PLEASE DO NOT LOOK IT UP OH GOD

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 3 роки тому +39

      @@patrickistruck i'm gonna look it up-

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 3 роки тому +306

      @@silverrust2451 vore.
      That's it just vore.
      Yeah, honestly I expected worse.
      Definitely not good, but I expected worse.

    • @silverrust2451
      @silverrust2451 3 роки тому +90

      @@vallenthedragon8411 oh that isn't so bad. at least considering the fanfic i've read

    • @bulletmonkeyxp
      @bulletmonkeyxp 3 роки тому +16

      @@silverrust2451 i was also curious, and found nothing

  • @EpicGamer-kw9cm
    @EpicGamer-kw9cm 5 років тому +757

    "...but then i remembered Bee Movie"
    never a good thing to remember
    always a good thing to quote

    • @ongabonga4378
      @ongabonga4378 5 років тому

      666 likes ✝️✝️🙅🙅 begone demon

    • @jekblom123
      @jekblom123 5 років тому +2

      Why is it a thing for people to hate "bee movie" all of a sudden?

  • @Feltorum
    @Feltorum 4 роки тому +1908

    My title is: “Overture of Anxiety”
    My sibling’s title is: “Sonata of Depression”

    • @emeryjem
      @emeryjem 3 роки тому +34

      I'm overture of depression 🤣🤣🤣

    • @magiciansapprentice9230
      @magiciansapprentice9230 3 роки тому +44

      Hey all, "recitative of difficult talks with your father" here!

    • @AnUnfortunatePotato
      @AnUnfortunatePotato 3 роки тому +15

      Funky, also Overture of Anxiety!

    • @RCSDominoToppling
      @RCSDominoToppling 3 роки тому +15

      Minuet of Sadness. It's a little too accurate and I feel personally attacked, lol.

    • @shreyanshkumar8680
      @shreyanshkumar8680 3 роки тому +23

      I'm Jazz solo of Anxiety xD

  • @SamanthaLaurier
    @SamanthaLaurier Рік тому +46

    The Ukoback is literally just "I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?"

  • @personman7741
    @personman7741 4 роки тому +549

    "I really think that we should give a chance to Hyena with Gun"
    -Brian 2018

  • @varsitydanni
    @varsitydanni 6 років тому +750

    I literally know nothing about Castlevania but if BDG is in it YOU KNOW im there

  • @iamclueless6398
    @iamclueless6398 5 років тому +1252

    Ah yes, that classic quote.
    _"Alas, poor Soccer Boy."_

  • @mandalorianmanic9525
    @mandalorianmanic9525 2 роки тому +34

    Coming back here after a few years and still haunted by the chaos that was Markiplier's Smash/Pass of the Pokedex, and suddenly I want Mark to do the same to the Castlevania bestiary...

  • @abigbagofskittles9023
    @abigbagofskittles9023 5 років тому +2129

    Discard all of the monsters. You, Brian, are the sexiest

    • @jcs6387
      @jcs6387 5 років тому +86

      And make no mistake, Brian is, in fact, a sex monster.

    • @GoodVibes-nn6gb
      @GoodVibes-nn6gb 5 років тому +33

      Ezra Lynch Ah Yes, im gay for that

    • @camit5153
      @camit5153 5 років тому +4

      Ezra Lynch This is the truth.

    • @melodyfuri1004
      @melodyfuri1004 5 років тому +22

      But hes to unique so he doesnt fit the criteria

    • @aneggsandwich
      @aneggsandwich 5 років тому +3

      He can GET IT

  • @beano7292
    @beano7292 4 роки тому +933

    I....
    Castlevania: Impression of Depression

    • @madelainewentzel2362
      @madelainewentzel2362 4 роки тому +11

      :O i got that one too

    • @alikaci
      @alikaci 4 роки тому +28

      August 8th gang gang

    • @siragon756
      @siragon756 4 роки тому +8

      Not gonna lie, we have a rad Castlevania name

    • @marly_goblin_boig4295
      @marly_goblin_boig4295 4 роки тому +6

      Melody of difficulty talks with your father
      Why
      Me

    • @brokenchalk1607
      @brokenchalk1607 4 роки тому +6

      Remind me to come back on the 8th of August to celebrate you guys

  • @beanstalk7426
    @beanstalk7426 5 років тому +1175

    Hello again, Brian. I have come to you once more to provide 3 reasons for why you should consider calculating the amount of calories Kirby has consumed since 1992 (Dream Land).
    1) Like most of your videos, this topic would address one of the most perplexing elements of video games: the caloric content of every single character, item, and inhale-able object across every installment of the Kirby franchise.
    2) Determining these numbers would allow you to track which games provide the most calories for Kirby and what his metabolic rate might be. If you can determine this, you might be able to explain how he can absorb objects while still being able to retain his perfect form.
    3) This final reason is most of all important. On this day 27 years ago, on April 27th, 1992, our pink lord and lovely savior came into being. Your video would not only be a belated appeasement to an all-consuming god, but it would be the only proper gesture of recompense.
    I write this for your safety, Brian. You are a treasure, invaluable to your viewers and the wider game culture you contribute to. However, I fear you are in danger of the Pink One’s beautiful wrath. In the event that you miss (or ignore) this entreatment, I will post it in every Unraveled video.
    Your lowly subscriber,
    Jack
    P.S. The final-final reason is that I have Kirby's phone number.

    • @snugglyhedgehog
      @snugglyhedgehog 5 років тому +12

      Jack Brady good luck jack

    • @taakotuesdays
      @taakotuesdays 5 років тому +14

      Brian he has The Number. Brian give him what he wants. He has The Number Brian you don’t want to be responsible for the Pink One’s wrath

    • @Cat-de2xc
      @Cat-de2xc 5 років тому

      This is the best comment I've seen under these videos so far

    • @spottedpelt1256
      @spottedpelt1256 5 років тому +3

      i would ask game theory, since brian doesnt so much calculate as he does make like, videos that focus more on like literature as opposed to math

    • @folks3864
      @folks3864 5 років тому

      We wish you luck, jack.

  • @abigail4569
    @abigail4569 2 роки тому +45

    Me facing the smallest of challenges every day: "I am going to throw myself into the sea" (1:10)

  • @revelore4090
    @revelore4090 4 роки тому +418

    "we're making a list of sexy enemies, so we're taking out the enemies that are supposed to be sexy"

  • @catriziacat1756
    @catriziacat1756 5 років тому +2344

    While I do trust him... I love mythology and facts and I want to see that hour long video

  • @demonprincess5714
    @demonprincess5714 3 роки тому +2746

    "you should be careful of people who base their personalities around swords"
    sapphics: 👁️👄👁️

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 3 роки тому +160

      All fire emblem characters: :o

    • @sly7598
      @sly7598 3 роки тому +135

      “Stay away from this knife pervert”
      -Brian David Gilbert

    • @CaleyWarrior101
      @CaleyWarrior101 3 роки тому +27

      @@rangopistacho6928 I instantly thought of Felix from three houses lol

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 роки тому +6

      And he's goddamn right

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 3 роки тому +31

      its okay sapphics we still love yall

  • @straebaseborn983
    @straebaseborn983 2 роки тому +40

    Polygon please, after watching Brian's final video with you, my fervent desire for the full lecture has only been stoked by Brian's adorkable snippet of the full Castlevania video. As a mythology enthusiast, the concept of hearing Brian David Gilbert calmly and snarkily discuss the origins of these creatures intrigues me. I beseech you to edit and release the full breakdown, as you would not even require new footage.
    Sincerely,
    A fan

  • @alvinbrillian3947
    @alvinbrillian3947 3 роки тому +750

    When he says 'eye contact is important' my screen just froze

    • @gbj0107
      @gbj0107 3 роки тому +11

      Did you look away?

    • @alvinbrillian3947
      @alvinbrillian3947 3 роки тому +37

      @@gbj0107 nah, he said eye contact is important so i do just that

    • @badernera7497
      @badernera7497 3 роки тому +1

      Hot.

    • @insanitygaming1526
      @insanitygaming1526 2 роки тому +1

      @@alvinbrillian3947 you better not have blinked

    • @lemmetalkaboutthis
      @lemmetalkaboutthis 2 роки тому +1

      Can't like, it's at 666, which is perfect for this comment honestly
      Edit: well, now it's at 687, so I might as well

  • @grimtygranule5125
    @grimtygranule5125 5 років тому +1182

    "The Man Beast comes in two forms; twink and
    *_TWUNK_*

    • @nualahalpin6119
      @nualahalpin6119 5 років тому +9

      and thwimps and thwomps and wimps and womps and grindles and spindles and grolls

  • @AlexHazelton
    @AlexHazelton 3 роки тому +1147

    "Only try and categorise the hot Castlevania monsters" was definitely Simone's idea

    • @digilici951
      @digilici951 3 роки тому +9

      i would like this comment but it’s at 69 and i can’t ruin it

    • @jamiebullshit
      @jamiebullshit 3 роки тому +8

      @@digilici951 someone else ruined it, come back and like it now

    • @CampbellWolfe
      @CampbellWolfe 3 роки тому +48

      He said in an interview it was Tara Long's idea (his boss back when he was still at Polygon)

    • @-io.oi-
      @-io.oi- 2 роки тому +3

      @@CampbellWolfe he left?

    • @CampbellWolfe
      @CampbellWolfe 2 роки тому +11

      @@-io.oi- Yeah my dude, he's not been there for ages now, the Pokémon edibility was his last unraveled/stint of time at Polygon - he's doing his own stuff on this personal channel now, some fantastic content, check it out for sure.

  • @inferno7892
    @inferno7892 2 роки тому +22

    "Castlevania: Minuet of difficult talks with your father"
    "Aw dude I love that one!"

  • @zeyface6366
    @zeyface6366 3 роки тому +903

    "If you're not attracted to this, you're wrong" Photoshopped my face onto that piece of papper and used it on my tinder profile

  • @cattheinternethobo4124
    @cattheinternethobo4124 5 років тому +1186

    “Anything unique can be sexy, look at Benedict Cumberbatch.”
    I feel attacked

    • @simona.4673
      @simona.4673 5 років тому +13

      SAME THO

    • @cattheinternethobo4124
      @cattheinternethobo4124 5 років тому +22

      Sarah A. I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT ONE AT ALL AND I WAS JUST LIKE “WOW OKAY”

    • @simona.4673
      @simona.4673 5 років тому +10

      @@cattheinternethobo4124 YES AUFNAJNFUANDA
      HE SAID BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND I JUST "-wait."

    • @cattheinternethobo4124
      @cattheinternethobo4124 5 років тому +7

      MUD PIE blueberry crumblesnap

    • @theredvelveteer4721
      @theredvelveteer4721 5 років тому +10

      @@cattheinternethobo4124 indeed, bennydeet cabbagepatch

  • @OkamiSykan
    @OkamiSykan 3 роки тому +2736

    Probably gonna get lost in the comments, but I wanted to show appreciation for the fact that Brian pronounced "Chile", "Mapuche" and "Chon Chon" correctly and represented them really well what with their metamorphosed head leaving their body behind as they fly. As a Chilean, I love both the inclusion and the fact that he didn't call it Chilly or Chili or made a joke along those lines (which I have had to endure a fair amount of sadly).

    • @guyperson650
      @guyperson650 3 роки тому +34

      Wait, is it soft "e"? Chilly would be soft e and I'm not sure how chilli would sound but I assume the correct way is like chil "eh" otherwise known as soft e

    • @veggiebr0th
      @veggiebr0th 3 роки тому +30

      @@guyperson650 yeah itd be something like chi-leh

    • @aegis_9690
      @aegis_9690 3 роки тому +24

      me siento completamente igual y estoy terriblemente feliz de que siquiera haya investigado BDG te amo

    • @anonym3
      @anonym3 3 роки тому +11

      As a german I can say that his Alraune was... OK. Not good but really bad.

    • @lilacgrace6025
      @lilacgrace6025 3 роки тому +68

      @Adam Filinovich I feel like many English speakers would rather respect the correct pronunciation of a word then see it as pretentious

  • @seth-tanner
    @seth-tanner 2 роки тому +25

    Honestly think it would have been hilarious for them to release an April Fool’s video that claimed to be the hour long mythology lecture but was just 62 minutes of literal nothing.

  • @kaiomanuel1883
    @kaiomanuel1883 5 років тому +600

    "If someone introduces to me as Duke Mirage, my pants are already off"
    I can relate to that in a very deep, sexual way and I'm not proud of it

  • @DaveTheVader
    @DaveTheVader 4 роки тому +346

    "Hyena w/ Gun" has got to be the absolute best Monster-Name ever.

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 3 роки тому

      Duke Mirage

    • @4hedron852
      @4hedron852 3 роки тому +1

      @@pogfection787 No, hyena with gun. It’s just so matter of fact and disarming (not of the hyena, but of your expectations) that it is probably the funniest name ever.

  • @RhiShadows
    @RhiShadows 5 років тому +1179

    “Castlevania: Waltz of Depression”
    I hate how accurate that is.

    • @harrisonlichtenberg3162
      @harrisonlichtenberg3162 5 років тому +17

      I got Impression of Melancholy and I think they both send a similar message

    • @prisonmike4749
      @prisonmike4749 5 років тому +24

      I got Twilight of that feeling when your toes go all tingly and numb

    • @who8967
      @who8967 5 років тому +22

      Jazz Solo of Anxiety babey!!

    • @UkuleleVillain
      @UkuleleVillain 5 років тому +16

      Impression of Depression

    • @cheese4sheo202
      @cheese4sheo202 5 років тому +6

      Twilight of Sadness

  • @Zen_rebel
    @Zen_rebel 2 роки тому +14

    I’d love to think that this video inspired Brian to make his Halloween covers; you cannot tell me this video didn’t prepare him for the truly genius lyricism that is “Whether you’re a banshee or whether you’re a banshee” lmao

  • @tom-iz7ir
    @tom-iz7ir 5 років тому +820

    absolute madman actually threw himself into the ocean

    • @royaloreo1275
      @royaloreo1275 5 років тому +17

      I like your profile icon. It looks peaceful.

    • @LilyCat2399
      @LilyCat2399 5 років тому +6

      @@royaloreo1275 It really does.

    • @jamesamala7371
      @jamesamala7371 5 років тому

      he promised and now he must deliver.

  • @SamyulDavis
    @SamyulDavis 6 років тому +1708

    Please never stop these
    the format will literally never get old

  • @koss7148
    @koss7148 3 роки тому +509

    You’ve gotta appreciate how he could have just put those 8 or 9 that were intentionally attractive, and probably should of, but instead went all the way with h y e n a w i t h g u n

    • @SamJ.J.
      @SamJ.J. Рік тому +9

      I still think Alureune was a bit of a cop out and definitely should have been in the intentionally sexy pile.

  • @Pyrplefire
    @Pyrplefire Рік тому +3

    Castlevania and the Jazz Solo of Angst. Just sounds so appropriate

  • @unamericano
    @unamericano 5 років тому +909

    12:07 the way he says “Hyena w/gUN” will always get me

  • @aangsstaff4174
    @aangsstaff4174 5 років тому +2546

    Please do most to least edible Pokémon you don’t even have to include ghost and poison type Pokémon

    • @davidmorgan758
      @davidmorgan758 5 років тому +81

      Semaj Patterson I hope he does this so much. Tbh I just need to know if I can eat Mr. Mime

    • @aangsstaff4174
      @aangsstaff4174 5 років тому +10

      David Morgan exactly

    • @livingoctopus
      @livingoctopus 5 років тому +9

      David Morgan I can and if not my desire to live will allow me to succeed

    • @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko
      @Qwertyuiop-lg7ko 5 років тому +1

      We eat Jellyfish and Fugu

    • @jvbon646
      @jvbon646 5 років тому +5

      Top 5 would be Vanillite, Vanillish, Vaniluxe, Swirlix and Slurpuff

  • @Hannah_Em
    @Hannah_Em 4 роки тому +1245

    I mean, regarding the "no naming your child your name backwards" thing at 11:31... *laughs in having a name that's a palindrome*

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 3 роки тому +116

      Alright hannaH

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 3 роки тому +134

      @@dianak8656 Or Han² for short!

    • @nebulousboops4985
      @nebulousboops4985 3 роки тому +30

      @@Hannah_Em you have won this entire comment section.

    • @Hannah_Em
      @Hannah_Em 3 роки тому +29

      @@nebulousboops4985 *takes a bow, bonks her forehead on her desk, stumbles around dizzily for a moment before slurring a lightly concussed "Ta Da!"*

    • @ToastJelly
      @ToastJelly 3 роки тому +29

      *laughs with you in having a name that’s a palindrome* ... *frowns in being named after a MASH character*

  • @ItsDylanHarding
    @ItsDylanHarding 5 місяців тому +2

    Castlevania: Impression of That Feeling When Your Toes Go All Tingly and Numb

  • @TheRambunctious
    @TheRambunctious 4 роки тому +541

    “I’m not including monsters that have had a taste of the limelight”
    Makes poison ivy number 1

  • @demsla
    @demsla 4 роки тому +1032

    btw I am genuinely 60% of the way through writing a screenplay based on Brian's throwaway comment that plants should be the next sexy monster

  • @logan_rice
    @logan_rice 3 роки тому +266

    I know Brian doesn't like the fact that people still want that original video because it was really bad, but honestly I want it just so I can have him talk in the background for an hour while I do work

  • @logantharp8263
    @logantharp8263 2 роки тому +5

    "Congregation of Despair," that's just a Tuesday afternoon.

  • @randomvids8124
    @randomvids8124 5 років тому +596

    I thought this was just going to be a joke video, but he actually did pick the hottest monster in Castlevania for #1. He clearly did his research. Take my like.

    • @murillomedeiros1882
      @murillomedeiros1882 5 років тому +9

      Random Vids YES I really was surprised in the end! When I was a teenager playing Castlevania, sometimes I would just stop at a safe distance from her just to see! I always thought it was a beautiful monster hahahahaha

    • @therhythmdragon
      @therhythmdragon 5 років тому +2

      Mine is Castlevania: Minuet of a Real Sh*tty Day.

  • @MiniMii550
    @MiniMii550 4 роки тому +1381

    Hey Brian, now that we're in quarantine and people are losing their minds with nothing to do, how about you reconsider uploading that hour long Castlevania video about all the monsters?

    • @Albatross0913
      @Albatross0913 4 роки тому +91

      i really really want that. in brian's own words, "we could all use a distraction sometimes"

    • @lexplays7464
      @lexplays7464 4 роки тому +9

      Yes please

    • @toster387
      @toster387 3 роки тому +8

      this ages poorly lmao

    • @manicfreeman8861
      @manicfreeman8861 3 роки тому +5

      @@toster387 I came back here to see if anyone would say that lol

    • @lokosoko
      @lokosoko 3 роки тому

      oh nooooooooo

  • @ENNEN420
    @ENNEN420 6 років тому +923

    Actually, Alucard is just a name given to him by humans. His real name is Adrien and holy shit im writing this comment on a video about the hottest castlevania monsters i cant remember what outside looks like

    • @MotherNature101
      @MotherNature101 6 років тому +39

      Alucard chose that name because it spells Dracula backwards symbolizing how he opposes everything his father stands for since he has chosen to oppose him because of the path his father had taken.

    • @ENNEN420
      @ENNEN420 6 років тому +25

      @@MotherNature101 That makes two of us who don't remember what outside looks like

    • @Agaettis
      @Agaettis 6 років тому +5

      Outside is overrated

    • @scaevola
      @scaevola 6 років тому +6

      @@MotherNature101 Alucard didn't choose his own name. Like Magaman said, humans gave him that name because he directly opposed Dracula/was his opposite

    • @MotherNature101
      @MotherNature101 6 років тому

      @@scaevola It sounds more like the Netlix series not the games in general.

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 2 роки тому +11

    "the tsuchinoko is a snake that's fatter around the middle than its head or tail"
    "it has a propensity for lying and for drinking alcohol"
    IT'S ME

  • @13vex
    @13vex 4 роки тому +1760

    “Man eating plant”
    Vore people: *hoo bOy*

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice 4 роки тому +30

      If that's not hot, I don't know what is.

    • @Flowerboi145
      @Flowerboi145 4 роки тому +36

      @@Circ00mspice thou needeth Jesus

    • @sashathegoma7914
      @sashathegoma7914 4 роки тому +28

      @@Flowerboi145
      No.
      Let them be one with the P L A N T

    • @sh0bez
      @sh0bez 4 роки тому +3

      ÒwÓ

    • @tyrant-den884
      @tyrant-den884 4 роки тому +11

      Please, true vore connoisseurs (pun) know perfectly well: EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST CAN EAT YOU🤤

  • @puckbryn3583
    @puckbryn3583 5 років тому +313

    “all of these games sound the same”
    tell that to Castlevania: The Jazz Solo of Difficult Talks With Your Father

    • @petermarsella6537
      @petermarsella6537 5 років тому +21

      For a split second I almost thought that was a real Castlevania game so checkmate

    • @dcfc4evr
      @dcfc4evr 5 років тому +1

      Hey, Me too!

    • @netchesandnirnroots7174
      @netchesandnirnroots7174 5 років тому

      The best part is is that's my actual birthday njkfvjlbsdljnsd

  • @WildcardZwei
    @WildcardZwei 4 роки тому +510

    Brian, I've watched this over 10x and you've lured me into a false sense of security every time. Damn you and your impenetrable charisma.

  • @arrowpride5468
    @arrowpride5468 2 роки тому +13

    Oh to be Brian, free of the understanding that trolls need to be on the "already fetishized" list.

  • @livavery183
    @livavery183 4 роки тому +231

    Hey BDG, my man, now that we're all depressed in our houses in fear of the plague, I think we all have the time for an extremely educational, long ass video.

  • @marnma11
    @marnma11 4 роки тому +437

    "Lizard Man. If you don't know why I'm putting this up here, go watch my Skyrim video."
    I C H O K E D

    • @timetraveller4336
      @timetraveller4336 4 роки тому +15

      Who doesn't love a little erotic lizard fiction?

    • @tbush7316
      @tbush7316 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, the lusty argonian maid.

  • @jojomizugorou5305
    @jojomizugorou5305 3 роки тому +286

    Fun fact: Killer Mantle or Aka Manto wears a cloak at all times because he's apparently distractingly handsome. I'd say he should rank a little higher because of this

  • @zuke3438
    @zuke3438 Рік тому +7

    Castlevania: Congregation of Anxiety
    Sounds about right

  • @doingmybesthere3940
    @doingmybesthere3940 5 років тому +285

    “ i think we need hyena with gu ᵘn “
    me too, brian, me too

  • @nagiuhti
    @nagiuhti 4 роки тому +414

    I love how he actually THREW himself in the end. Like, BOP. Down. This is the attention to detail we need. Oh yeah also all the research in this video is fine

  • @WTFPr0m
    @WTFPr0m 6 років тому +116

    I'm flabbergasted by Patrick Gill being completely immune to the sex appeal of that lumpy snake.

    • @fictionmyth
      @fictionmyth 6 років тому +5

      Right?! Don't kink shame us!

  • @its_catherinef
    @its_catherinef 2 роки тому +2

    I’ve never been given a more accurate title than “jazz solo of sadness”

  • @pazzieanneknexx809
    @pazzieanneknexx809 4 роки тому +311

    I love the "I have a type" in tiny writing at 2:26

  • @fablion6324
    @fablion6324 6 років тому +394

    I no-joke want that hour long mythology video

  • @JohnIsNotYourFather101010
    @JohnIsNotYourFather101010 5 років тому +704

    "If you want to make the monster sexy it would just... it's just a plant."
    Merle Hightower-Highchurch has left the chat.

    • @xmascritter2383
      @xmascritter2383 5 років тому +33

      Also rip Barry, the necromancer romantic

    • @Noeyk200
      @Noeyk200 5 років тому +11

      Hi-tower*

    • @dani-the-toad
      @dani-the-toad 5 років тому +3

      GRJSTHDH I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 5 років тому +5

      *planterra has entered the chat*

    • @duck7235
      @duck7235 4 роки тому

      i was thinking abt this too haha

  • @UnavailableLight
    @UnavailableLight 2 роки тому +3

    My name would be "Castlevania: Twilight of Melancholy"
    Yeah sounds about right

  • @sapphiremaplehayden884
    @sapphiremaplehayden884 5 років тому +1810

    WE 👏DESERVE 👏A 👏HR👏 LONG 👏SO👏 CALLED👏 "HORRIBLE BORING"👏 VIDEO

    • @KageNekoSamax
      @KageNekoSamax 5 років тому +33

      We need that footage now!

    • @toaster4193
      @toaster4193 5 років тому

      @@theartistformidablyknownas3807 please speak basic english

    • @jjef8706
      @jjef8706 5 років тому +2

      @@toaster4193 what happened hete

    • @jjef8706
      @jjef8706 5 років тому +1

      Here

    • @toaster4193
      @toaster4193 5 років тому +2

      @@theartistformidablyknownas3807 "You annoying me delete" does not sound like english my man. What even was the context here?

  • @not_myosotis813
    @not_myosotis813 6 років тому +325

    I love this 'how much of BDG's life can we waste?' series.

  • @goblinguillaume
    @goblinguillaume 6 років тому +624

    Polygon, does Brian know I would die for him?

  • @SonnyFRST
    @SonnyFRST 2 роки тому +8

    Just a small side note: Dracula named his son Adrian Fahrenheit Tepes, Alucard is a name he adopted when first opposed his father.

    • @AmphibiousGentleman
      @AmphibiousGentleman Рік тому +1

      I'm sorry, *Fahrenheit*? Like the thermometer?

    • @SonnyFRST
      @SonnyFRST Рік тому +2

      @@AmphibiousGentleman I think so?
      < Uses Celcius

  • @3vercent
    @3vercent 6 років тому +522

    "Be thankful that I'm not releasing an hour long video of me basically just lecturing you on mythology." Thankful? Thankful?! I'm really fucking annoyed! That sounds fascinating! I love stuff like that. An hour long of your personality with a mythology lecture? And I CAN'T have that?! How dare you expect me to be thankful?! You've just sucked away 45 minutes of interesting and you want be to be grateful! No sir! I refuse!

    • @mattomanx77
      @mattomanx77 6 років тому +13

      I want the hour long lecture!

  • @gstvntt
    @gstvntt 4 роки тому +495

    Someone has to compile everytime he dances in a vídeo, in one video.
    No Music no nothing. Just dancing.
    Please.

    • @sygbu3855
      @sygbu3855 3 роки тому +14

      He actually has a really old serie of him "teaching dance" in his own channel

    • @IndigoGollum
      @IndigoGollum 3 роки тому +8

      @@sygbu3855 It's called Dances Moving.

  • @Coyoteari
    @Coyoteari 5 років тому +1147

    "I do think we need a sexy skeleton"
    *undertale fandom flashbacks*

    • @voicetale
      @voicetale 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, I know *undertale sans drawings*

    • @mashgore
      @mashgore 5 років тому +19

      *GLOWING BLUE LONG BALLOON WARNING*

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 5 років тому +11

      *underlust exists*

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 4 роки тому +3

      more like undertail...

    • @nix.i
      @nix.i 4 роки тому +1

      *Sweats in Sans and Paparyrys*

  • @nom1489
    @nom1489 2 роки тому +2

    My Castlevania title? The overture of difficult talks with your father.

  • @zaphodbeeblebrox7893
    @zaphodbeeblebrox7893 3 роки тому +374

    God, the slight warble when he says Hyena with Gun just breaks me every time

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 2 роки тому +15

      "Hyena with guUun"