Troy u are a master piece of this universe ✨️ a gentleman robed in success and future glory , a wild man of gratitude and respect who fallen angles can only dare to mimic, a mime of the furthest corners of cosmic consciousness and a true master of our pure all pleasurable pulses of paradoxical laughter, shoulders back to the masculine of my feminine....your counterpart awaits..my love always dearest heart. Xx
Was in said Pound Land in Birmingham City Centre today, and packs of crisps for £1.25. Straight away, I said to my wife, Troy was right about this place 😅
@@Andrew-yl7lm have no fear as the number of subs are about to rattle up my good fellow. I stumbled across this 1940's 'old fashioned gent' throwback only hours ago on the Man City video and he was delightfully enchanting with his classic humour!
I just hope they went to a well deserved 5 bedroom semi with double garage and large front and back garden with a wonderful conservatory, there is a part of me that is really happy but a sad part too as who knows how long will it be on the shelf and possibly binned and put in a waste bin only to be consumed by a hungry homeless person, not that there is anything wrong in that, but you had dreams my friend, dreams. I once had a vision of a marvelous dinner party passed around in a beautiful glass bowl! Consumed in laughter and intellectual intelligent conversation! now??
I sent my children into Poundland during the interval of the mr Tumble Christmas Panto at Readings Hexigon and gave them some pound coins and they came out a bit confused having to leave an item at the checkout due to something being £1.50. The shop may have a better range of items, but it has lost its fun carefree uniqueness that set it apart from others as now one has to check prices and calculate again.
Whats up with that dude saying you were shouting at customers?! And then telling you to get out ? You should have told him about your rights as a customer. Its not even his shop lol
5 years + with this character, great to see it finally take off
The fact it took 5 years for UA-cam to recommend this to me is atrocious
I'll like my own comment because I'm that alarmed
You should have stern remonstrations with the management.
😂👊🏼
Shouldn't have watched this while at work. Was trying to do so incognito, laughed and choked on coconut water. Absolutely superb, sir.
seeing your show next week! :D
just realised i'm the type of bloke that stands outside poundland eating a greggs
Deep down, aren't we all?
😂😂😂😂😂😂!
What do you usually eat? I like a good steak bake.
@@scotthotchkiss7120 gotta be the bacon 🥓 and cheese 🧀 turnover
@@patrioticjustice8462 should try a festive bake at Christmas 😍
I felt like Angelina jolie in an African orphanage 🤣🤣
1:26 that old man nodding beside Troy is so funny to me 😆
This is fucking hilarious. I was recommended by your dad who is my landlord hahaha. Subscribed!!
Holy shit is he actually? These are good too
So this guy is actually quite posh then? Lol makes it all the better
@@gglreallysucks5512 No. His regular accent is everyday London, but because his act is so convincing, many think he is posh. (Or from Liverpool)
Absolutely outstanding Troy. These videos bring me such joy. Keep it up!
I saw this years ago, glad you're getting the recognition. You're a funny chap
Troy u are a master piece of this universe ✨️ a gentleman robed in success and future glory , a wild man of gratitude and respect who fallen angles can only dare to mimic, a mime of the furthest corners of cosmic consciousness and a true master of our pure all pleasurable pulses of paradoxical laughter, shoulders back to the masculine of my feminine....your counterpart awaits..my love always dearest heart. Xx
I was just about to comment exactly that. lol in all seriousness what a poetic praise!
Kudos to you troy. I felt bad when the staff member told u off for yelling at the customers🤣🤣. No longer poundland its north Korea.
Was in said Pound Land in Birmingham City Centre today, and packs of crisps for £1.25. Straight away, I said to my wife, Troy was right about this place 😅
Love these videos Troy! Thankyou for putting a smile on my face! 😊😘
Saw you at spat out of hull yesterday, absolutely amazing
How the hell have you only got 626 subscribers?!?! Comedy Gold!
14k now! Deserved.
@@Andrew-yl7lm have no fear as the number of subs are about to rattle up my good fellow. I stumbled across this 1940's 'old fashioned gent' throwback only hours ago on the Man City video and he was delightfully enchanting with his classic humour!
Comedy gold indeed! I love this! More please! Xxx
Poundland mealworms on a Waitrose shelf 😂
Man's gotta feed the birds of a day. Especially a bachelor.
How have I only just found you? You’re hilarious, absolute genius 🤣🤣
I have discovered you today…genius and thank you !
i can promise you now, this channel will blow up one day
UA-cam algorithm strikes again. This is brilliant!
2:11 what’s Simon Cowell doing in Poundland???
Genius. Simply genius. We love you Troy Hawke.
I absolutely died when I worked out what his mission was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just hope they went to a well deserved 5 bedroom semi with double garage and large front and back garden with a wonderful conservatory, there is a part of me that is really happy but a sad part too as who knows how long will it be on the shelf and possibly binned and put in a waste bin only to be consumed by a hungry homeless person, not that there is anything wrong in that, but you had dreams my friend, dreams.
I once had a vision of a marvelous dinner party passed around in a beautiful glass bowl!
Consumed in laughter and intellectual intelligent conversation! now??
Brilliant last night in Halstead.
Anal?
You are brilliant we want more videos
❤️❤️ absolutely love this 🤗
The end is hilarious!!!
I sent my children into Poundland during the interval of the mr Tumble Christmas Panto at Readings Hexigon and gave them some pound coins and they came out a bit confused having to leave an item at the checkout due to something being £1.50. The shop may have a better range of items, but it has lost its fun carefree uniqueness that set it apart from others as now one has to check prices and calculate again.
Only just discovered this man..... WOW incredibly funny
If they ever remake "Bullshot" I hereby nominate Troy Hawke for the lead role...and a preemptive Oscar.
Fantastic
You’re just what’s needed. Keep up the good work sir🫡
Great love for this
Can imagine Troy on BBC2 on Sundays - early evening slot 👏
@1:42 'I feel like Angelina Joline in an African orphanage'
Great charicter troy i was like that in the 80s the number of times i nearly got my face rearranged 😂😂😂👍👍
I'm came across you half hour ago. But your content is funny
You need to either do this one again or upload the original.
This could be my favourite.
love it!!
This mans a comedy genius 🤣
that's is Epsom shopping town centre
No way
Very Glad I found this one myself 😂😂
He actually did that
No!!
This guy is Gem
I'm your fans now 🔥
Your are amazing x
This was 5 years ago?!?
haha i thought this just happened the other day.
Fabulous
Whats up with that dude saying you were shouting at customers?! And then telling you to get out ? You should have told him about your rights as a customer. Its not even his shop lol
I don't even know. I was confused by that too, all he did was speak to a few people.
I think it might have been in reference to the comment "I feel like Angelina Jolie in an African Orphanage" but cannot confirm
So flipping funny 😆
What the flip..
OMG you so funny 😂😂😂❤️
This guy should visit Poundzone in Wreckenton.
Thank you for bringing this false advertising to my attention, albeit seven years post-recording. I guess with inflation, it's now TenPoundLand.
That's is the very old poundland via Epson in Surrey its not there now not anymore afraid
Nailed it 🫡
Is guy is so highly skilled and in touch with people's lives in modern Britain!
What a weird guy at 2:00.
Sour, sort of first generation from India, grapes.
I'm in love with you troy
Was that Epsom Poundland?
I only know of Waitrose by reputation, but I'm pretty surprised they sell Old El Paso meal kits, I assumed it was all their own stuff like M&S.
Twickenham?
Angelia Jolie in an orphanage... howling.... lol :P
Hopefully jan molby has been informed in upper management
Are you now banned from every shop in Epsom?
In 22. It's £5poundland
Technically every is still a pound... 5 pound, 7 pound etc it's not like they are charging £4.99 or £6.99. Just a minor oversight!
But everything isn’t £1 is it? …
@@jackc578 it's not £1land its poundland! Again a mere oversight! Hope that helps clear it up for you!
@@FantasyCelebrityWrestling Says "Everything's £1" on the storefront. That is false advertising. Apparently they have since ditched the slogan.
This is hilarious
Im only 5 years late and they still pretend everythings a pound
Mealworms are still there last time I looked.
How do they get away with the “everything is £1” marketing? 🤔 any other shop would be held to it
What was the word?
Why is this guy NOT in a Channel 4 comedy? 👍😂
Too good for TV.
@@mogx2586 Milo / Troy is undeniably a very talented guy!
That guy was lying to get you out. Did he not realise you were filming?
I work in there 😭😭😭
What I hate is how they can sell drinks for 60p or chocolate for 50p eventho EVERYTHING IS £1
Fabulous darling
Why was that chap so angry?!
Oof, big crush
I miss when items in the poundshop were a pound, js..😅😂
Roy with a T then caw-caw caw-caw
Is this the birthplace of greeters guild lol
Genius
Everything did used to be a quid
Hardly anything is £1 is Poundland now.
Sadly so much is more than a pound now.
Fare thee well mealworm, fare thee well
This guy a star in the making. The new Jeremy Kyle? 🤔
A Big No.
Should of asked the bloke for a job there as they only earn a pound.
hey rick its me kier jay and toms freind
This guy should be a witness to Johnny Depp during his trial...
Sounds like basil fawlty
BAY-ONS
Poundland where lots of items now cost more than a pound 🤡
Pmsl 😍 There is much truth in comedy except the bible.
It's fine having a laugh but the bit where he shouted at and abused the other Poundland customers was very poor form.