Oh I do hope B&Q head office sees this. Imagine their horror when they hear their staff confirm friendliness is against company policy, and that "customers are complaining about being greeted". Lolololo.
They got done for discriminatory hiring practices years ago. Plus I worked at one of their stores and from what I could gather their all bitter old fucks who don’t like to see a smile in their store let alone a laugh
I'm pretty sure that they just used that as an excuse to get him to leave. They probably wanted to avoid a stranger looking like he worked there and giving the idea of offers that weren't real. But ... I'm pretty sure that deep down u know that already.
@@kyaldo For heaven's sake. What is it you don't get? ODELLIN is quite right, it damages their reputation to have somebody confirm they don't want friendliness in their store. That manageress will have damaged their brand.
Not so much the companies but the miserable people they tend to employ at lower middle management level. Every one I've encountered in the ten or so jobs I've had in my life has been a joyless creature full of fear. They expect you to be like them because they mistake their disposition for professionalism.
The Artists and Illustrators woman brought a lump to my throat when she was presented with the subscription. Bring a tear to a glass eye it would. Never change Troy, smash it.
Why wouldn't any business want this at the door? To be fair, although it's for comedy, he is being nothing but friendly, how it would have been back in the day when people and businesses had class. Kudos for W.H.Smiths
in a world where the easier path is insult and prejudice through the way of internet anonymity, this is a tornado of fresh air!! Thank you Troy this is fantastic, never stop!
Apart from the performances being hilarious and witty, sharp and intelligent, I actually find the maxim of "shoulders back, have at it" to be absolutely essential and helpful advice. Thanks Troy.
How can anyone sent him away? And he is doing this for free! This guy is top notch! How can he improvise his compliments that quick! Shoulders back and smash it!! Love it!!
A wholehearted congratulations for an absolutely spiffing performance, you carry yourself with the grace of Mary Jane Grey yet retain the ability to be reminiscent of a young Tom Selleck, shoulders back, go get em tiger!. Good luck with the channel 💜🧐
People find it hard to deal with genuine positivity society just isn’t used to it. What your doing is absolute genius. Hope more people can follow your suit. 😆 outstanding.
Never stop never change Troy! I cant beleive people have stopped you doing this! Putting a smile on peoples faces! I am shocked at B&Q! How rude was she!
Dam. When you watch him tell the managers and workers of the store that he has been employed by them and they believe him it just shows the power of confidence. I reckon this man could tell the prime minister that he is their boss
That was great for the Arts and Illustrators magazine woman. She comes across as a very nice and friendly woman, so it was good to see her receive that gift. Well done Troy and WH Smith.
The genius of this (the earlier versions where he isn’t well known) is that the idea of any marketing exec signing off having an eccentric guy in a garish purple jacket outside one of its stores is obviously absurd. However because it’s executed with so much poise and charm, it actually becomes sort of plausible. A truly unique and remarkable character.
This is same kind of comedy gold as the late great Don Rickles' delivery was. You're so quick-witted! Though you are working in opposite side of the table than Rickles. Absolutely hilarious!
@@TheDeldaisy That's why I now wish I was back living in Australia. The British are becoming so miserable now. Guess it's all the negative cop programmes shown endlessly on ITV2, Channel 5 and unsolicited clips being thrown at us on Facebook and UA-cam that promotes negativity. These posts by Troy Hawke really puts a smile on my face. For that I'm thankful.😀
My good sir! You are a ray of sunshine in what otherwise would be a bleak, and dreary Saturday. I wish you a stunningly productive weekend. Also, do protect your hearing whilist on the formula 1 paddock this weekend.
Rage into the night while you still can before you have children and morgages......and im aware of bermuda. Im abig fan of the triangle had me pmsl. So glad this legend popped up on recomended
Oh I do hope B&Q head office sees this. Imagine their horror when they hear their staff confirm friendliness is against company policy, and that "customers are complaining about being greeted". Lolololo.
They got done for discriminatory hiring practices years ago. Plus I worked at one of their stores and from what I could gather their all bitter old fucks who don’t like to see a smile in their store let alone a laugh
I'm pretty sure that they just used that as an excuse to get him to leave. They probably wanted to avoid a stranger looking like he worked there and giving the idea of offers that weren't real. But ... I'm pretty sure that deep down u know that already.
Yup, like two troglodytes coming out of hibernation
@@kyaldo For heaven's sake. What is it you don't get? ODELLIN is quite right, it damages their reputation to have somebody confirm they don't want friendliness in their store. That manageress will have damaged their brand.
I can’t wait for some executive to see this and invite him to the same store to greet again
"If I may be so bold , you have the poise of an apex predator, But the eyes of a kindly woodland creature, it's a devastating combination." :)
Words can be hilariously beautiful. And then comes the woman in the trouser suit. Once I saw the mouthpiece I knew it was over.
😂😂😂 I just spat out my coffee!!! 😅😅😅
He’s still wondering about what that MEANS 🤪
How the remarks just roll of his tongue is really impressive it’s a gift 🤣🤣
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch". That is absolutely genius.
8:26 Agreed! I had to Google Hieronymus Bosch!
that line made me LOL
Greeting customers in a friendly manner is 'Not what they're about' 😂😂 B&Q company policy is misery for all.
If Troy appeared outside my business I'd welcome him with open arms. Absolutely amazing, can't believe companies get so annoyed
I’d book him for a week!
Not so much the companies but the miserable people they tend to employ at lower middle management level. Every one I've encountered in the ten or so jobs I've had in my life has been a joyless creature full of fear. They expect you to be like them because they mistake their disposition for professionalism.
@@godsstruggler8783 The retail trade is full of pathetic managers.
"I'm big fan of your triangle." - quick-witted, hilarious ...genius. Love it!
"I'm aware of bermuda.... I'm a big fan of your triangle" 🤣😂
The Artists and Illustrators woman brought a lump to my throat when she was presented with the subscription. Bring a tear to a glass eye it would. Never change Troy, smash it.
LOVED that as well. Great catch and to Troy, never change 👍
Why wouldn't any business want this at the door? To be fair, although it's for comedy, he is being nothing but friendly, how it would have been back in the day when people and businesses had class. Kudos for W.H.Smiths
“You won’t want to leave and our sticky carpets won’t let you” 😂😂😂
That nice lady is firing through her free twelve month subscription of Artists and Illustrators Magazine as we speak. Great work Troy!
“We’re a fabulous value if you ignore the origin story” 😂😂😂
in a world where the easier path is insult and prejudice through the way of internet anonymity, this is a tornado of fresh air!! Thank you Troy this is fantastic, never stop!
A tornado of fresh air. Simply superb. Smashed it 🙏
Never change...
❤
Jan Molby putting in more work now than he did in the 90s
The story about the woman and the arts and illustrator magazine. This is beautiful ❤
Apart from the performances being hilarious and witty, sharp and intelligent, I actually find the maxim of "shoulders back, have at it" to be absolutely essential and helpful advice. Thanks Troy.
Along with: "Never stop, never change!"
I love how he puts the customers first and stops talking to security to greet the new customers.
My favourite part. Lol
WH Smith’s get it. Top marks
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch" has gone straight into my lexicon 🤣
"It's fish Friday and our rods are quivering"
I'll be using that one next time I'm in spoons 😂
A vicar of verbiage, a luminous litany of loquaciousness, a Chautauqua of chat, a tapestry of ta-da, and I can’t get enough.
We need more of this in the world.
making a living out of simply being nice to people. that’s something this world needs and i thank you for that.❤
How can anyone sent him away? And he is doing this for free! This guy is top notch! How can he improvise his compliments that quick! Shoulders back and smash it!! Love it!!
Love this guy, a breathe of fresh air of positivity and politeness 🙏
Top chaps at WH Smith, at least one company gets it. Keep smashing it Troy. PS Horncastle Lincolnshire. Yours faithfully Captain Pakka.
You are the embodiment of British manners and pleasantness and I've got all the time in the world for it tbh.
Absolutely love your comedy, Troy. Shoulders back, have at the world!
10 Out of 10 right back at you for Moxie is one of the best lines of ever heard in my life
Wow, only found this guy today and what a brilliant, refreshing, entertaining chap he is.
"im off brand" what a clever quip
10:56 ❤ it! Enormous win for the Greeters Guild 🏆 keep up the good work
Thanks for making, me laugh, please keep doing what you do, you are a breath of fresh air, in a sad world. Ps smash it
Keep sharing your sunshine Troy, never change!
How could anyone possibly be offended or not want Troy greeting people! I’d love a greet from him!
Sitting in Arkansas laughing my ass off at this guy. Great Stuff. Hope he does more of these to more football clubs.
You are a cure to what ails this world, Troy. You need more appreciation. Love what you're doing!
A wholehearted congratulations for an absolutely spiffing performance, you carry yourself with the grace of Mary Jane Grey yet retain the ability to be reminiscent of a young Tom Selleck, shoulders back, go get em tiger!. Good luck with the channel 💜🧐
-Is that a recording device?
-Yes.
"im a big fan of your triangle"
You are fantastic Troy. A tonic for us in our challenging world. Thankyou, thankyou, thankyou.
This guy is brilliant! The fact that those shops have a problem with him says a lot about them.
Absolutely Brilliant!!!
Really makes you appreciate that the hawk is basically a predator parrot
Love this man's humour, limitless thanks cuz top man
People find it hard to deal with genuine positivity society just isn’t used to it. What your doing is absolute genius. Hope more people can follow your suit. 😆 outstanding.
This guy is my daily morale boost ❤️🤣😎
The B&Q is still the best , NO , No we don't want that :) I hope they see this and realise how miserable they sound
Excellent display of aplomb, Troy!! Well done, sir.
Never stop never change Troy! I cant beleive people have stopped you doing this! Putting a smile on peoples faces! I am shocked at B&Q! How rude was she!
What a fantastic guy and any store should be honoured to have him at their door
I love this gentleman
This makes me so happy. I absolutely love it.
its called putting a smile on someones face ...try it
Dam. When you watch him tell the managers and workers of the store that he has been employed by them and they believe him it just shows the power of confidence. I reckon this man could tell the prime minister that he is their boss
As a voter, he is the PM's boss, and so are you.
That was great for the Arts and Illustrators magazine woman. She comes across as a very nice and friendly woman, so it was good to see her receive that gift. Well done Troy and WH Smith.
I love Troy... Just so sweet.
The genius of this (the earlier versions where he isn’t well known) is that the idea of any marketing exec signing off having an eccentric guy in a garish purple jacket outside one of its stores is obviously absurd.
However because it’s executed with so much poise and charm, it actually becomes sort of plausible.
A truly unique and remarkable character.
Saw him live, what a great experience, very original and thought provoking. Also bloody funny! Neve Stop, Never Change!
I love what you do Milo. Positive energy and making a connection is divine.
Fantastic comedy and I love his style! It would make my day to be greeted by him.. any shops removing him really need to re-evaluate their policy.
Never stop Troy... Smash it wherever you are heading. 🥰
Have a lovely day.
Just fantastic! Recognition well deserved Troy, I can't wait to see you in Liverpool again soon sire :-)
"It's Fish Friday And Our Rods Are Quivering". I'm definitely nicking that 😂😂😂
This is same kind of comedy gold as the late great Don Rickles' delivery was. You're so quick-witted! Though you are working in opposite side of the table than Rickles. Absolutely hilarious!
Amazing 👏 never change Troy you are awsome ✨️
We love you Troy! Never stop 😆💜
I've seen these separate clips so often by now and it never fails to bring a smile on my face. I'm so happy with this compilation 😄
You’re a genius and I hope this catches on and the Greeter’s Guild expands overseas
I will trip them up YAY Cracks me up every time
We need a Troy Hawke at every retail outlet in the country.
Love you Troy!!! 🥰🏴🏴
Absolutely off the scale is Troy, i love him and can watch him for ages😂
Love you Troy! I wish one day I get greeted like this somewhere, it would make my day! You should start a college to teach this to businesses 😉
I hope every company in the world watches this legend
I can’t believe I haven’t seen your videos until I saw you at Howard’s show !! I absolutely love the concept ❤
you're a gift. can't wait for vol 2. it's kinda hard to binge on IG.
Not far into this, but "I don't actually work here, but working harder than some in there" 🤣😂🤣😂
this is the funny shit i need to see atm works busy and i just get lost in these ! thankyou !
Brilliant Troy........!!!!
that free subscription is how you do it. great stuff. kudos to wh smith.
thank you for putting these in a format for us youtubers with our long attention spans
One thing I hate about my country, we treat happy and friendly people as somewhat suspicious and that speaks volumes to me.
It came as a total shock to me. I'm Australian. People here are friendly.
@@TheDeldaisy That's why I now wish I was back living in Australia. The British are becoming so miserable now. Guess it's all the negative cop programmes shown endlessly on ITV2, Channel 5 and unsolicited clips being thrown at us on Facebook and UA-cam that promotes negativity.
These posts by Troy Hawke really puts a smile on my face. For that I'm thankful.😀
I love the indoor cam at the training camp, everyone smiling.
A Wizard of wit, a vicar of verbiage, a luminous litany of loquaciousness, a Chautauqua of chat, I can’t get enough.
Your so funny and polite ....bravo 👏👏
I could watch Troy all day ❤ who wouldn’t want this in their life
Cracking vid for watching in bed on a Sunday morning. Lovely place 👍🍻
"It's fish Friday and our rods are quivering"... 😂🤣😂
This guy is a marketing campaign waiting to happen.
You are an inspiration old chap!
My good sir! You are a ray of sunshine in what otherwise would be a bleak, and dreary Saturday. I wish you a stunningly productive weekend.
Also, do protect your hearing whilist on the formula 1 paddock this weekend.
Love this channel ❤
Love it. Simply wonderful old bean
Rage into the night while you still can before you have children and morgages......and im aware of bermuda. Im abig fan of the triangle had me pmsl. So glad this legend popped up on recomended
Just watched an interview with this guy (Milo McCabe) and Richard Gannon. What a nice man. Thoughtful and honest.
Bloody brilliant 😂🎉❤
Class act..
We need a bit of this