| Greeters Guild | VOLUME 1 | Ep 1-17 | Troy Hawke
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2024
- VOLUME 1 of The Greeters Guild Instalments in chronological order of filming
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1. Wilkos
2. Marks & Spencer
3. TK Maxx
4. B&Q
5. B&M
6. Tesco
7. Primark
8. WH Smith
9. WH Smith (follow up)
10. Wetherspoons
11. Waitrose
12. BBC
13. This Morning
14. Celebrity Awards 1
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Oh I do hope B&Q head office sees this. Imagine their horror when they hear their staff confirm friendliness is against company policy, and that "customers are complaining about being greeted". Lolololo.
They got done for discriminatory hiring practices years ago. Plus I worked at one of their stores and from what I could gather their all bitter old fucks who don’t like to see a smile in their store let alone a laugh
I'm pretty sure that they just used that as an excuse to get him to leave. They probably wanted to avoid a stranger looking like he worked there and giving the idea of offers that weren't real. But ... I'm pretty sure that deep down u know that already.
Yup, like two troglodytes coming out of hibernation
@@kyaldo For heaven's sake. What is it you don't get? ODELLIN is quite right, it damages their reputation to have somebody confirm they don't want friendliness in their store. That manageress will have damaged their brand.
I can’t wait for some executive to see this and invite him to the same store to greet again
"If I may be so bold , you have the poise of an apex predator, But the eyes of a kindly woodland creature, it's a devastating combination." :)
Words can be hilariously beautiful. And then comes the woman in the trouser suit. Once I saw the mouthpiece I knew it was over.
"I'm aware of bermuda.... I'm a big fan of your triangle" 🤣😂
WH Smith’s get it. Top marks
How the remarks just roll of his tongue is really impressive it’s a gift 🤣🤣
If Troy appeared outside my business I'd welcome him with open arms. Absolutely amazing, can't believe companies get so annoyed
I’d book him for a week!
Not so much the companies but the miserable people they tend to employ at lower middle management level. Every one I've encountered in the ten or so jobs I've had in my life has been a joyless creature full of fear. They expect you to be like them because they mistake their disposition for professionalism.
@@godsstruggler8783 The retail trade is full of pathetic managers.
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch". That is absolutely genius.
8:26 Agreed! I had to Google Hieronymus Bosch!
“You won’t want to leave and our sticky carpets won’t let you” 😂😂😂
Why wouldn't any business want this at the door? To be fair, although it's for comedy, he is being nothing but friendly, how it would have been back in the day when people and businesses had class. Kudos for W.H.Smiths
"I'm big fan of your triangle." - quick-witted, hilarious ...genius. Love it!
Greeting customers in a friendly manner is 'Not what they're about' 😂😂 B&Q company policy is misery for all.
I love how he puts the customers first and stops talking to security to greet the new customers.
My favourite part. Lol
Jan Molby putting in more work now than he did in the 90s
“We’re a fabulous value if you ignore the origin story” 😂😂😂
The Artists and Illustrators woman brought a lump to my throat when she was presented with the subscription. Bring a tear to a glass eye it would. Never change Troy, smash it.
LOVED that as well. Great catch and to Troy, never change 👍
The story about the woman and the arts and illustrator magazine. This is beautiful ❤
"im off brand" what a clever quip
That nice lady is firing through her free twelve month subscription of Artists and Illustrators Magazine as we speak. Great work Troy!
in a world where the easier path is insult and prejudice through the way of internet anonymity, this is a tornado of fresh air!! Thank you Troy this is fantastic, never stop!
A tornado of fresh air. Simply superb. Smashed it 🙏
Never change...
"One man's Botticelli is another man's Hieronymus Bosch" has gone straight into my lexicon 🤣
"It's fish Friday and our rods are quivering"
I'll be using that one next time I'm in spoons 😂
making a living out of simply being nice to people. that’s something this world needs and i thank you for that.❤
We need more of this in the world.
Apart from the performances being hilarious and witty, sharp and intelligent, I actually find the maxim of "shoulders back, have at it" to be absolutely essential and helpful advice. Thanks Troy.
Along with: "Never stop, never change!"
How can anyone sent him away? And he is doing this for free! This guy is top notch! How can he improvise his compliments that quick! Shoulders back and smash it!! Love it!!
Really makes you appreciate that the hawk is basically a predator parrot
"im a big fan of your triangle"
You are the embodiment of British manners and pleasantness and I've got all the time in the world for it tbh.
Love this guy, a breathe of fresh air of positivity and politeness 🙏
10 Out of 10 right back at you for Moxie is one of the best lines of ever heard in my life
-Is that a recording device?
-Yes.
How could anyone possibly be offended or not want Troy greeting people! I’d love a greet from him!
Dam. When you watch him tell the managers and workers of the store that he has been employed by them and they believe him it just shows the power of confidence. I reckon this man could tell the prime minister that he is their boss
As a voter, he is the PM's boss, and so are you.
Wow, only found this guy today and what a brilliant, refreshing, entertaining chap he is.
Top chaps at WH Smith, at least one company gets it. Keep smashing it Troy. PS Horncastle Lincolnshire. Yours faithfully Captain Pakka.
People find it hard to deal with genuine positivity society just isn’t used to it. What your doing is absolute genius. Hope more people can follow your suit. 😆 outstanding.
This guy is my daily morale boost ❤️🤣😎
One thing I hate about my country, we treat happy and friendly people as somewhat suspicious and that speaks volumes to me.
It came as a total shock to me. I'm Australian. People here are friendly.
@@TheDeldaisy That's why I now wish I was back living in Australia. The British are becoming so miserable now. Guess it's all the negative cop programmes shown endlessly on ITV2, Channel 5 and unsolicited clips being thrown at us on Facebook and UA-cam that promotes negativity.
These posts by Troy Hawke really puts a smile on my face. For that I'm thankful.😀
10:56 ❤ it! Enormous win for the Greeters Guild 🏆 keep up the good work
The B&Q is still the best , NO , No we don't want that :) I hope they see this and realise how miserable they sound
Absolutely love your comedy, Troy. Shoulders back, have at the world!
Sitting in Arkansas laughing my ass off at this guy. Great Stuff. Hope he does more of these to more football clubs.
This guy is brilliant! The fact that those shops have a problem with him says a lot about them.
What a fantastic guy and any store should be honoured to have him at their door
Keep sharing your sunshine Troy, never change!
Thanks for making, me laugh, please keep doing what you do, you are a breath of fresh air, in a sad world. Ps smash it
I hope every company in the world watches this legend
Excellent display of aplomb, Troy!! Well done, sir.
I love this gentleman
Never stop never change Troy! I cant beleive people have stopped you doing this! Putting a smile on peoples faces! I am shocked at B&Q! How rude was she!
Love this man's humour, limitless thanks cuz top man
A wholehearted congratulations for an absolutely spiffing performance, you carry yourself with the grace of Mary Jane Grey yet retain the ability to be reminiscent of a young Tom Selleck, shoulders back, go get em tiger!. Good luck with the channel 💜🧐
Not far into this, but "I don't actually work here, but working harder than some in there" 🤣😂🤣😂
I've seen these separate clips so often by now and it never fails to bring a smile on my face. I'm so happy with this compilation 😄
This guy is a marketing campaign waiting to happen.
Love how he references the Liverpool FC legend "Jan molby" 🤣
Fantastic comedy and I love his style! It would make my day to be greeted by him.. any shops removing him really need to re-evaluate their policy.
Rage into the night while you still can before you have children and morgages......and im aware of bermuda. Im abig fan of the triangle had me pmsl. So glad this legend popped up on recomended
Absolutely Brilliant!!!
This makes me so happy. I absolutely love it.
Saw him live, what a great experience, very original and thought provoking. Also bloody funny! Neve Stop, Never Change!
Just watched an interview with this guy (Milo McCabe) and Richard Gannon. What a nice man. Thoughtful and honest.
The genius of this (the earlier versions where he isn’t well known) is that the idea of any marketing exec signing off having an eccentric guy in a garish purple jacket outside one of its stores is obviously absurd.
However because it’s executed with so much poise and charm, it actually becomes sort of plausible.
A truly unique and remarkable character.
That was great for the Arts and Illustrators magazine woman. She comes across as a very nice and friendly woman, so it was good to see her receive that gift. Well done Troy and WH Smith.
I love the indoor cam at the training camp, everyone smiling.
We need a Troy Hawke at every retail outlet in the country.
I love what you do Milo. Positive energy and making a connection is divine.
Absolutely off the scale is Troy, i love him and can watch him for ages😂
Troy is a cross between Raffles and a WW2 RAF pilot. Very dapper
No we don’t want that 😂😂!!
Absolute breathe of fresh Air !
"A pre pubescent kurt Cobain."😆😆
That’s me 😂
I cannot wait to see him at Southend. Shoulders back
I do hope this isn’t the Greeters Guild signing off, you are a national treasure Sir Troy of Hawke 🗡🎖
I will trip them up YAY Cracks me up every time
The pure joy of people that recognise you….
This man is an excellent example of a human
All the stores should pay Troy Handsomely for his Greeting experiences
We love you Troy! Never stop 😆💜
The Greeters hit collection
that free subscription is how you do it. great stuff. kudos to wh smith.
You’re a genius and I hope this catches on and the Greeter’s Guild expands overseas
thank you for putting these in a format for us youtubers with our long attention spans
Love that the lady got a free year subscription of her magazine. 10/10 lad.
Love you Troy! I wish one day I get greeted like this somewhere, it would make my day! You should start a college to teach this to businesses 😉
This is same kind of comedy gold as the late great Don Rickles' delivery was. You're so quick-witted! Though you are working in opposite side of the table than Rickles. Absolutely hilarious!
"It's Fish Friday And Our Rods Are Quivering". I'm definitely nicking that 😂😂😂
I can’t believe I haven’t seen your videos until I saw you at Howard’s show !! I absolutely love the concept ❤
13:02 metal gear solid, if you're old you'll get it
I need this guys attitude at my work place
Never stop Troy... Smash it wherever you are heading. 🥰
Have a lovely day.
Wilkos chap was someone with a lot of issues, beginning with sphincter as he seems to think ‘the fleece’ is made of fool’s gold.
Wilkinson’s of anarchy
They should get him to do this professionally - people would come to see him perform for sure !
you're a gift. can't wait for vol 2. it's kinda hard to binge on IG.
It's like his positivity actually heals my 'Emotional Damage'.
Just fantastic! Recognition well deserved Troy, I can't wait to see you in Liverpool again soon sire :-)
I could watch Troy all day ❤ who wouldn’t want this in their life
They're very rude to well respected and time served member of the Greeters Guild. The Guild shall here of this insolence.
its called putting a smile on someones face ...try it
I need this character in my life
Your so funny and polite ....bravo 👏👏