It’s what they’ve been given all their lives. While most young boys have been climbing trees, wrestling, crossing streams on ropes… while most girls play Barbie and makeup. Then the women think they can catch up two decades of physical conditioning, endurance, coordination just by playing dress-up with uniforms.
ha hahahaha hahahahahahahaha. Laughs for days here! Ponytail police showing their tails! A+ for the buns, F for performance...Ahh heck maybe only if we had more of them it would work itself out, lol. Sad day for the ponies and buns...C'mon Rick! They tried their best. Let's get them a pool medal or something...lol
That was absolutely embarrassing! 💯 Ya gotta wonder what drives those kinds of "women" that feel the need to compete in a man's world. It's certainly not self-preservation.
If you wanna know, look at what the Ieft accuses you of. They're insecure, so they demand they're included in everything, and want a meritocracy eliminated.
They are brainwashed into not only thinking they can do this stuff but that they can do it even better than men. They have been told this since kindergarten by teachers, parents, the media etc. and they believe it.
@@th.burggraf7814 👍 The James Craig is 150 years old on Feb 18 ! We will be following her in the 1902 steam tug Waratah. We sailed the James Craig on Jan 26, temp reached 38 celcius on the harbour & humid as hell ...
don't discount that this may be the greatest "SILVER-Linning" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" of HUMANITY: Recruit more "MEN who ID as Woman" to fill all jobs that require protecting our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
They're ninjas totally!! Don't be fooled. These gals will get early full retirement on taxpayers' dime. Besides, there is no duty to protect, so expect them to run as soon as the going gets rough, meaning they won't be able to hold their own against a male.
Because they've been told from infancy that they can Do Anything they want and Be Anything they want, because they are Special and they Deserve it! And look at all the participation trophies they've won!
but Riiiick, they look so official, strong, and independent in the mirror playing dress-up as a police officer. All it takes to be the real thing is the right clothes and a little imagination! I wanted to make a joke about the Special Olympics, but that would be very rude to the Special Olympics where the competitors actually complete the course.
There is an expression "Clothes make the man/woman" but this is going way too far. As a woman that appreciates men for what they are created to do, I'm not impressed with women that don't understand or know their limitations.
Omg 🤣 They’re fishing their weapons out of a pool with a net I can’t 😂 I thought in 6 minutes we’d see like.. A lot of obstacles. But no, it took them 6 minutes to figure out the zip line Lmao. Thanks for my morning belly laugh Rick!
@@JoeC88 : ))). don't discount that this may be the greatest "SILVER-Linning" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" of HUMANITY: Recruit more "MEN who ID as Woman" to fill all jobs that require protecting our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
"What is this Private Pyle"? "A jelly donut sir"! "Are you allowed to have jelly donuts Private Pyle"? "Sir NO SIR"! "You eat it, everyone else will pay for it"! Never a truer statement spoken.
I love how the commentator says... " It's not about the time!!!" Yeah when mine or someone else's life is on the line it's not about the time now is it... right "OFFICER $AFETY" Still $#!++!ng Myself and shaking my head?!?!
As riveting as this was maybe they should have a strong man hold each of their hands while doing the obstacle course, like they have everyday on the job. LOL
Veteran here. We all collectively hated having a female on squad. Couldn't carry the required gear so we had to. Couldn't pull you to safety if needed. Couldn't be in the field for a week. There was no upside. It was a lose-lose across the board.
This is what you get if you tell every kid, from infancy, that they can Do Anything they want and Be Anything they want, because they are Special and they Deserve it! And remember, they have a shelf full of participation trophies to prove it!
I have a friend that was a paramedic in her career. She is honestly the most capable woman I have ever met in a physical sense. Her statement to me when it comes to the police she wanted at crime scenes or accident scenes; “Give me a big hairy assed man every time, I don’t have time to assist a woman to get the job done.”
I’m sure they were told the rules ahead of time such as they cannot assist one another from the shore - e.g. dragging another candidate across. I would think this also applies at the launch point where some of them accelerated the one on the line by giving them a headstart push. Rules are rules. Somehow they forget that during the competition. I wonder how many rules they will break while on the job?
Watching this hurts my brain. Why would they all go at once? There's too much weight on the line, making it as if they're going uphill with insufficient momentum. 😂 It's so easy to figure out.
Love how the officials have to constantly tell them to stop cheating, and they keep ignoring them. I think we need to pay for them to have some swimmies or life jackets.
@@unclemindbender the Company whos sub imploded taking people down to the wreck of the Titanic . The woke company owner bragged about not using old white men to pilot his sub.
@@kevinpatrick8788 Thank you . I remember reading that, he wanted young diverse uneducated in the necessary fields required to be safe and youthful looking crew I think he said.
Reminds me of when the LAFD training video came out in the early 90's(? Can't recall the exact year, but I was in high school or soon after) showing the women trainees being unable to raise the ladder & other things of that nature. The media & others were talking about how the requirements needed to be adapted. It made me so angry, my dad was a firefighter (now retired) his life depended upon his team members & vice versa. If you can't do the job, then you shouldn't be in the job, period. I went on to join the volunteer fire department about 10 years after that & guess what? I had to prove I could do the job, just like everyone else, & I wouldn't have it any other way!
"Tactical Reaction Brigade of the Policia de Investigaciones de Chile" They remind me more of the Judean People's Front Suicide Squad from Life of Brian. lol 😋
I am very surprised one female in the beginning was able to hang on the bar - holding her own body weight - for a whole 2 minutes. We had a female deputy in my Dept. that failed the Physical Agility grip test & still got hired. Her nik-name was "Grip" & all the other deputies thought that was soo cute...
Credit where credit's due. They held onto those handles for a long time. The longest was two and a half minutes. Sure, they failed the course miserably, but holding on that long is impressive.
PROBLEM SOLVED! This could be one of the greatest "SILVER-Linings" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" plaguing HUMANITY" today! 1. Women thinking they can compete with a 15-year-old BOY who plays sports and 2. Men who want to ID as a woman, thus allowing the recruitment of "MEN who ID as Women," to fill all jobs that require a number of women to protect our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
❌Not sure who the “Announcer” is, or how much he (I know, I assumed his Gender) knows about this OBSTACLE …HOWEVER…I’m pretty sure the whole point of this, is to AVOID THE WATER, that way the GRIPPY THINGY WON’T BE SLIPPY. Just Saying.🤣😂
It’s interesting that there was a designated firearms retriever guy with a little net. I would’ve thought any members that have made a SWAT team would have their firearms safety retention so ingrained that they would personally dive into the water to retrieve them. It’s part of their code; their survival. But,um, I guess not. Too dainty to get wet and show some genuine gusto and perseverance.
On the department l worked for (before retiring), every so often, we'd have a female officer who wanted to join the SWAT team. We used to call them "SWAT by injection" because physically they could not make it. They never made it by "injection" either.
Got to see this very thing in the Canadian Military when the first three females were allowed to join the Combat Arms in 1989. Not a single one of them could complete the obstacle course, yet were passed. Got to see many males booted from training on the same thing. Yet the powers that be, made it very clear. These three WILL be passed and moved on into the Combat roles. Yes, I was on their course and yes it was very frustrating and upsetting.
"Help... I'm in danger..."
"Don't worry fine citizen... we are sending the all female SWAT team..."
"Never mind... I got it..."
😅🤣😂
Haha nevermind I’ll call my drunk uncle.
"We're all gonna die..."
👍👍👍👍😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Participation trophies for everyone
It’s what they’ve been given all their lives. While most young boys have been climbing trees, wrestling, crossing streams on ropes… while most girls play Barbie and makeup. Then the women think they can catch up two decades of physical conditioning, endurance, coordination just by playing dress-up with uniforms.
your average american swat team, I agree lol.
@@em34ev3r Who do you think invented SWAT? lol learn - then speak.
ha hahahaha hahahahahahahaha. Laughs for days here! Ponytail police showing their tails! A+ for the buns, F for performance...Ahh heck maybe only if we had more of them it would work itself out, lol. Sad day for the ponies and buns...C'mon Rick! They tried their best. Let's get them a pool medal or something...lol
But Rick, they made up all those points in the sandwich making competition.
One would think, but somehow I suspect these gals would leave the little piece of paper on the cheese, and slice the tomato too thick.
Soggy bread.
I will take my chances on my own...
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
Baby hole competition
That was absolutely embarrassing! 💯
Ya gotta wonder what drives those kinds of "women" that feel the need to compete in a man's world. It's certainly not self-preservation.
They are all hopped up on equity and diversity.
If you wanna know, look at what the Ieft accuses you of.
They're insecure, so they demand they're included in everything, and want a meritocracy eliminated.
Insecurity. It's what the Ieft accuses you of, if you don't want these giant children around the aduIts.
😂
They are brainwashed into not only thinking they can do this stuff but that they can do it even better than men. They have been told this since kindergarten by teachers, parents, the media etc. and they believe it.
That's why if Serena Williams competed in the men's division she wouldn't even be ranked in the top 500.
yes, that is why Serena herself has openly stated that, it is only non athletic female gender studies majors who think the opposite.
Serener is a man just like Bruice Jenner
Serena and Venus are men.
@@erikkayVpeople that have been indoctrinated with university propaganda are without a doubt the most brainwashed tools in history
@@erikkayV The type of person that has never competed in any sport too, of course. Probably wears that as a badge of honor.
This was better than a comedy club!! New version of "Keystone Cops".😅😂
I sent this to my friend titled "COMEDY GOLD!"..😂😂😂😂
You guys made my day.
"..it's not about the time.., just don't give up." ...y'all will still arrive in time to draw flawless chalk lines around the victims... 👍🏻
🤣flawless chalk lines around the victims
@@JoeC88 Hi mate..👋🏻, everything good down under ? I hope so.
Sendin' good vibes your way... 🤙🏻
@@th.burggraf7814 👍 The James Craig is 150 years old on Feb 18 !
We will be following her in the 1902 steam tug Waratah.
We sailed the James Craig on Jan 26, temp reached 38 celcius on the harbour & humid as hell ...
when seconds count, these ladies are hours away, trying to figure out how to get past the first obstacle from last weeks skills challenge
don't discount that this may be the greatest "SILVER-Linning" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" of HUMANITY: Recruit more "MEN who ID as Woman" to fill all jobs that require protecting our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
But Rick...They're practically ninjas
Wearing black clothing does not a ninja make 😉
Pretty accurate. Ninjas…armed with swords and shurikens against handguns and rifles 😅
They're ninjas totally!! Don't be fooled. These gals will get early full retirement on taxpayers' dime. Besides, there is no duty to protect, so expect them to run as soon as the going gets rough, meaning they won't be able to hold their own against a male.
Ninja... In my world that's a "Non-Infantry Non-Jumping Asshole".
Mostly???
Operator: “911 what’s your emergency?”
Me: “I’m being held hostage, and the all ladies SWAT team are stuck on the clothes line.”
They should've invoked qualified immunity and called the DA and IA to issue a pass.
🤣
Reality is hard to acknowledge.
Nope.. It's certainly not
Especially for these women and their type!
Because they've been told from infancy that they can Do Anything they want and Be Anything they want, because they are Special and they Deserve it! And look at all the participation trophies they've won!
Kidnappers: “The Women’s SWAT team is here!”
Hostages: “Oh no…”
No lol kidnappers are like oh women swat is here? Great the party favors showed up....
I don’t think we have time for Starbucks!
We 💀
but Riiiick, they look so official, strong, and independent in the mirror playing dress-up as a police officer. All it takes to be the real thing is the right clothes and a little imagination!
I wanted to make a joke about the Special Olympics, but that would be very rude to the Special Olympics where the competitors actually complete the course.
I've made the Special Olympics comparison a long time ago.
It's not inaccurate.
There is an expression "Clothes make the man/woman" but this is going way too far. As a woman that appreciates men for what they are created to do, I'm not impressed with women that don't understand or know their limitations.
that is the weirdest wet tshirt challenge I've ever seen.
Omg 🤣 They’re fishing their weapons out of a pool with a net I can’t 😂
I thought in 6 minutes we’d see like.. A lot of obstacles. But no, it took them 6 minutes to figure out the zip line Lmao. Thanks for my morning belly laugh Rick!
apparently women haven't discovered the holster or rifle sling yet. weapons retention is a MANDATORY skill.
The way everyone cheered when they finally get across is like when adults cheer on a toddler when they do something after failing 18 times 😂
I can't wait for the calendar of these fine SWAT ladies
It will hang around for a while
It'll be outdated by the time it hits the shelves. Just like their technology.
@@martychamplin7793 oh they'll fix that
exactly, people are completely missing the point here.
@@em34ev3r we totally get it
I can imagine the perpetrator laughing his ass off from an open window, then after 5 minutes taking pity on them.
Then he hurls a wired up hair dyer into the water ...
... Brings them some brushes and mirrors to make them feel better.
The idea being:
Y'all are retards and look how long your hair is!
@@JoeC88 : ))). don't discount that this may be the greatest "SILVER-Linning" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" of HUMANITY: Recruit more "MEN who ID as Woman" to fill all jobs that require protecting our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
"What is this Private Pyle"? "A jelly donut sir"! "Are you allowed to have jelly donuts Private Pyle"? "Sir NO SIR"! "You eat it, everyone else will pay for it"! Never a truer statement spoken.
Get the fu
I was only waiting for the Benny Hill theme music to start, isn’t inclusion, equality and diversity great?
That would have been the perfect background music.
Now I'm gonna have it stuck in my head😂
It's like the special ed version of ninja warrior.
lmao
I love how the commentator says... " It's not about the time!!!"
Yeah when mine or someone else's life is on the line it's not about the time now is it... right "OFFICER $AFETY"
Still $#!++!ng Myself and shaking my head?!?!
@@HeyGunPeople what's even funnier is the male team did that obstacle in like 5 seconds.
As riveting as this was maybe they should have a strong man hold each of their hands while doing the obstacle course, like they have everyday on the job. LOL
Boom! 👍
Exactly
Ouch!
But..but..but.. Riiiiiick!!!🤣
I've said it for years and I'll continue to say it. Women have NO BUSINESS on mil front lines or as a patrol officer!
Eh, men have been dying on the front for years to protect these strong independent women. Let them fight on the front for once.
@@levansegnaro4637 lol We would lose immediately. Cant take that risk. lol
Or guards in male prisons.
Thats why they will just fill all the officer and supervisor ranks..
cant have em on the front lines, but cant not let em join..
or as mechanics most days. sarahintune is cool though
Veteran here. We all collectively hated having a female on squad. Couldn't carry the required gear so we had to. Couldn't pull you to safety if needed. Couldn't be in the field for a week. There was no upside. It was a lose-lose across the board.
Your upside is diversity, and you will like it.
If they would have just went one at a time, they would have made it!!
Absolutely ridiculous!!
Too much weight on the line. 😮
They can't even go to the restroom by themselves 😅
but the thing is the are women they dont do that 😂
Imagine dying waiting on this PR stunt to save you.
R. Lee Emory would have loved this.
R. Lee Ermey would have to...
@@dvldog4641
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@@mef9327🍻👌🤣
@@mef9327*tooo
@@mef9327 lolz
Harry Callahan said it best ... thats a hell of a price to pay for being stylish .
Women can do anything women can do.
The Uvalde girls to the rescue⚡😄 cracking me up..
Bro I can't even remember the last time I laughed that hard......my ribs are on fire lmfao
Whoever came up with this idea is a genius. Comedy gold.
Same for women fire fighters.
I laughed my ass off when I saw this earlier
I didn't think the police could be more funny. But then they come out with an all woman swat team! 🤣
Keystone cops have reformed.
This is what you get if you tell every kid, from infancy, that they can Do Anything they want and Be Anything they want, because they are Special and they Deserve it! And remember, they have a shelf full of participation trophies to prove it!
When seconds matter... send in the all women's baking team. 😂
But Rick, they just need more training 😂
🤣
“It’s not about the time! Just don’t give up!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Training weapons and tactics ~T.W.A.T
I have a friend that was a paramedic in her career. She is honestly the most capable woman I have ever met in a physical sense. Her statement to me when it comes to the police she wanted at crime scenes or accident scenes; “Give me a big hairy assed man every time, I don’t have time to assist a woman to get the job done.”
Watch the deadly Mannheim incident from Germany.
You're not going to believe what you will see there!
“It just goes to show you how important ability is” 😂😂😂
They should have grabbed each others ponytails to cross the ice bath
😂
Me personally I don’t think woman should be in swat or Special operations
Give me one good reason why they shouldn't be on swat. Hold on, hold on! I said just one!
They shouldn't even be on patrol....
@@kenneth9874 one per shift for searches, patting down. Suspects of their own gender.
You don’t understand. They were blocking the zip line so the bad guy couldn’t use it to escape.
But Rick!!!!............. LOL!!!!
I’m sure they were told the rules ahead of time such as they cannot assist one another from the shore - e.g. dragging another candidate across. I would think this also applies at the launch point where some of them accelerated the one on the line by giving them a headstart push. Rules are rules. Somehow they forget that during the competition. I wonder how many rules they will break while on the job?
Women don't have to follow rules. Rules are raciss.
@@socialismsucks5404 rules are for white men and trump supporters only! Lol
Oh a carnival ride?? LOL KEEP up the great work Rick!!
Yes sir you are absolutely correct, they will lower the standards rather than not allowing women to be cops or swat team members!
Watching this hurts my brain. Why would they all go at once? There's too much weight on the line, making it as if they're going uphill with insufficient momentum. 😂 It's so easy to figure out.
How dare you question these brave and stunning women engineers with your man-centric bigoted physics hate-speech!!
C'mon Rick.. Back the blue and equal opportunity
Love how the officials have to constantly tell them to stop cheating, and they keep ignoring them. I think we need to pay for them to have some swimmies or life jackets.
Those officials were just sexist mansplainers who hate strong womynz!
Your desire shall be contrary to your husband,
but he shall rule over you.
Genesis 3:16
Again, those who live to prove they can often die learning they can't. In this case they're intended survivors die too. 😢
Oceangate enters the chat ……….
@@kevinpatrick8788 who's ocean gate?
@@unclemindbender the Company whos sub imploded taking people down to the wreck of the Titanic . The woke company owner bragged about not using old white men to pilot his sub.
@@kevinpatrick8788 Thank you . I remember reading that, he wanted young diverse uneducated in the necessary fields required to be safe and youthful looking crew I think he said.
Reminds me of when the LAFD training video came out in the early 90's(? Can't recall the exact year, but I was in high school or soon after) showing the women trainees being unable to raise the ladder & other things of that nature. The media & others were talking about how the requirements needed to be adapted. It made me so angry, my dad was a firefighter (now retired) his life depended upon his team members & vice versa. If you can't do the job, then you shouldn't be in the job, period. I went on to join the volunteer fire department about 10 years after that & guess what? I had to prove I could do the job, just like everyone else, & I wouldn't have it any other way!
Yes. They're getting people smoked.
Yeah they'll say, "having them fail like that makes us look bad and is a discouragement to the ladies, so let's put more of an incline on it"
Quote; This all-female team consisted of eight members of the Tactical Reaction Brigade of the Policía de Investigaciones de Chile (PDI)
"Tactical Reaction Brigade of the Policia de Investigaciones de Chile" They remind me more of the Judean People's Front Suicide Squad from Life of Brian. lol 😋
@@th.burggraf7814 🤣🤣
They could work in the kitchen at Fawlty Towers with Manuel.
@@JoeC88 🤭😂😂👌🏻,
🎯 Bullseye !
@@th.burggraf7814 The Simpsons Canyonero. We have been laughing about this and referring to it at work
ua-cam.com/video/PI_Jl5WFQkA/v-deo.html
I am very surprised one female in the beginning was able to hang on the bar - holding her own body weight - for a whole 2 minutes. We had a female deputy in my Dept. that failed the Physical Agility grip test & still got hired. Her nik-name was "Grip" & all the other deputies thought that was soo cute...
Took em a while to figure that one out.
Looks fun! Que the Benny Hill music😂
Good one! 🤣
Credit where credit's due. They held onto those handles for a long time. The longest was two and a half minutes. Sure, they failed the course miserably, but holding on that long is impressive.
6:52 yeah mr announcer who gives a damn about time in a competition for life saving rapid responders
Truly hilarious. And accurate.
I bet money they win the swimsuit competition after this
Nah, they probably took too many donut breaks to look good in a swimsuit 😜
There will aways be “chubby-chaser” who will buy them.
Not that team.
Fine example of empowerment and diversity, being in your safe place and bring the most authentic version of yourself to work 👍
"its all gone horribly wrong"
nuff said
The Dike Reich. Catchy name for their unit. Your welcome.
Awe, that was so cute!🤗
Everyone deserves a participation trophy!
NGL, they hung on much longer than I thought they would. Good grip strength is a plus for holding my sandwich making tools.
More tax money well spent.
Rick I’ve been missing the morning videos
i woke this morning to hear toby keith had a draw in his battle with the rust,needed a good laugh. thanks girls
You can hear the despair in that commentator’s voice of what he’s actually having to commentate on. 😂😂😂
Morning Rick and the boys, I have no words🤦♀️but Uno what a mess
PROBLEM SOLVED! This could be one of the greatest "SILVER-Linings" to two major WTF "FOLLIES" plaguing HUMANITY" today!
1. Women thinking they can compete with a 15-year-old BOY who plays sports and
2. Men who want to ID as a woman, thus allowing the recruitment of "MEN who ID as Women," to fill all jobs that require a number of women to protect our families and loved ones in dangerous situations.
Key stone cops show up at the games…
If there is any ammo in those guns I wouldn’t trust it now
They should this video to all these empowered women who want to be the military or police.
Think its a hell of alot scarier thats theres a "swat team games".
❌Not sure who the “Announcer” is, or how much he (I know, I assumed his Gender) knows about this OBSTACLE …HOWEVER…I’m pretty sure the whole point of this, is to AVOID THE WATER, that way the GRIPPY THINGY WON’T BE SLIPPY. Just Saying.🤣😂
Even if the “grippy thingy” was made “slippy” on purpose with grease, proper finger and wrist strength should have been sufficient to keep hanging on.
lol
"ohhhh it's all going horribly wrong.."
😂
This wasn't a competition, it was a SNL skit. LOL
Yep, the men’s teams got right across in a few seconds as far as I could see.
They need to get some guys that identify as a woman to join the team. 👍👍
UA-cam has some of your sound clips I've been using them to make UA-cam short videos
I loved the one of the women crossing the water on the zip lines!
They say laughter is the best medicine i better take the fifth.
Trophy inside a water bottle for each!!
GOOD LUCK AMERICA FOR WE THE PEOPLE
Your fat swat operators in America, for sure lol. And they get shit retirements.
Sending love from florida to Texas Gov Abbot & you Rick, you are truly a unique and amazing man! Thank you
BuuUuUt RiiiiiICK! WOW! They're impressively independent, powerful and threatening.
It’s interesting that there was a designated firearms retriever guy with a little net. I would’ve thought any members that have made a SWAT team would have their firearms safety retention so ingrained that they would personally dive into the water to retrieve them. It’s part of their code; their survival. But,um, I guess not. Too dainty to get wet and show some genuine gusto and perseverance.
They don't need no man! Except to retrieve their lost weapons.
This was hilarious. Were there any other female teams that made it?
On the department l worked for (before retiring), every so often, we'd have a female officer who wanted to join the SWAT team. We used to call them "SWAT by injection" because physically they could not make it. They never made it by "injection" either.
I litterally came here to recommend this video to you!!
The Charlie's Angels reboot looks pretty thicc... 😂😂😂
This vid should be a PSA against women cops 😂😂😂
I saw this video a few day ago and I was thinking about Rick and the”Ponytail Police”. 👍
ive had 6 leg surgeries and could still cross that
Got to see this very thing in the Canadian Military when the first three females were allowed to join the Combat Arms in 1989. Not a single one of them could complete the obstacle course, yet were passed. Got to see many males booted from training on the same thing. Yet the powers that be, made it very clear. These three WILL be passed and moved on into the Combat roles. Yes, I was on their course and yes it was very frustrating and upsetting.